>>41594859
>>In the cockpit of the Morgan.

Let the drunken shenanigans begin!

>>41594859
>>In the cockpit of the Morgan.

Live, from /tg/, it's FRIDAY NIGHT!

This week in ACI, the end times are upon us
6x forced sorties are being temporarily implemented
And so the whales march on

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>>41594859
>In the cockpit of the Morgan.
Gitgud Jaeger fans, the Morgan is the only man Karla needs.

>>41594859
>Other
>In Jaeger's lap

>>41594859
>In a bed.. not yours.

>>41594859
Aww yeah!
>On someone's lap.....naked
What do you think? smexy lewd drunken shenanagans!

>>41594859
>>In the cockpit of the Morgan.

Hey who knows, maybe we just spent the whole of the night singing DAAAANGER ZOONE?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vuZ8jSVNUI

Last time we woke up in a cockpit it was after we had a drinking contest and got into a fight. So...

>>41594859
>>In the cockpit of the Morgan.
>>Only wearing undies

>>41594859
>Tied up on a chair. And not wearing a thing

>>41594859
>>Tied up on a chair.
Engage belkan stoicism at maximum.

>>41594859
>>In the cockpit of the Morgan.

>>41594859
>>In the cockpit of the Morgan.

>>41594859

>In the cockpit of the Morgan.

Pretended to be Pixy last night

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You know, I honestly don't think Karla is one for getting tied up.

>>41594859
>Tied up on a chair.

>>41594859
>>In the cockpit of the Morgan.

>>41594859
>Tied up on a chair.

>>41594859
>In bed.
>Jaeger's there too.

>>41595000
Only if Ame is in her fucked up warthog with a million messages on her phone from Karla calling her buddy.

>Tied up on a chair.

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It's a bit of a rush job which I'm not proud of after getting bogged down irl, but I've got it done. Please welcome Captain Samantha.
TEITOKU DOORI

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>>41595259
Looking good, Chibs!

>>41594859
>In bed.

>>41595259
Good job!

>>41595259
I just learn that in most country, Captain (as in Master of Vessel) is not allowed to perform wedding.
So we still need to find a chaplain to bless Karla and Jager.

>>41594859
>>Tied up on a chair.
>In your underwear.

>>41594859
>>In the cockpit of the Morgan.
With Jaeger under us

>>41595343
Did Karla strap him up onto a weapon mount so she could drop the Jaeger Bomb?

>>41594859
Whichever but in our underwear

>>41595367
More like she's piloting the Jaegar plane and was having fun taking it for a test flight.

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>>41595259
Well played, chibs.
Well played.

>>41594859
>Tied up on a chair.
>And a sore feeling on our rear end.

>>41594897
>>In a bed.. not yours.

Underrated suggestion right here

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>>41594859
Oddly enough, you find yourself in the cockpit of the Morgan, sitting tight and snug. A bit perplexed, you look around and find yourself inside the hangar, where the squadron's planes were all stored. You managed to wake up at a rather early hour, as the sun was barely peeking over the horizon, you could still feel a bit of the nighttime desert chill. In addition, the hangar was practically empty, save for yourself. Well, not completely empty.

"Ah, so yer finally awake." Smokey grumbles as he shuffles in with a toolbox.

"Shmokey?" You slur, still not quite recovered from your drowsiness. "What are you doing here?"

"Fixing up this damn plane, of course!" Smokey grunts, rolling up his sleeves. "In other words, doing my job! What are YOU still doing here?"

"I uh... actually can't remember." You admit.

"Oh, well, that makes things awkward." Smokey sighs. "Guess you might want to ask your boyfriend down there."

You lean out to see where Smokey is pointing, down at the foot of the Morgan's front landing wheel. Below, you could see Jager sitting down there like a stone sentinel, his eyes closed. Tarin is sitting next to him and makes eye contact with you, putting a finger to to her lips and pointing to Jager to signify he was actually asleep.

"Said they were gonna stay here till the alcohol wore off." Smokey grumbles as she tears some damaged parts out of the Morgan's fuselage. "Guess they were here all night."

>Ask Smokey what happened.
>Wake up Jager.
>Quietly head back to your room.
>Other

>>41595492
>>Wake up Jager.
Might as well find out from the man himself.

>>41595492
>>Other
Time for selfie with Jager.
And then enlist Tarin;s help to get him to his room.

>>41595492
>Ask Smokey what happened.

Story time!
In unrelated news, it seems the Raptor's fat sister is finally in IOC with the Marines

Jager. Gets 20s on winning drinking contests.

Karla. Nat 1s every time.

>>41595492
>>Ask Smokey what happened.

Lay it on us Smokey. How bad is it?

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>>41595492
>>Quietly head back to your room.
YOU DIDN'T SEE JACK SHIT

>Ask Smokey what happened.

>>41595492
>Snuggle with Jager, go back to sleep. Let him wake up and watch his reaction to when he remembers

>>41595492
Enlist Tarin to take Jaeger to his room with you.

Then snuggle with him.

>>41595520
Limited numbers deployment time?

>>41595547
Squadron of 10 so far, probably going to get more up as they move out of LIRP

>>41595492
>>Other Snuggle with them

>>41595492
>>Ask Smokey what happened.
Then
>>Wake up Jager.

>>41595492
>Ask Smokey what happened.

>>41595492
>Ask Smokey what happened.
>Other
Check to make sure we're clothed and snuggle up to Jager.

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>>41595567
Let's just hope they work as advertised.

>>41595492
>Wake up Jager.

>>41595592
Nay, belay the former and obey the latter.

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>>41595492
Okay, asking Smokey what happened seems to win the vote, but I also see a lot of requests to snuggle with Jager. Is that really what you want?

>Y
>N

>>41595492
>Ask Smokey what happened.

>>41595691
>>Y
Hell with it.

>>41595691
>Y

>>41595691
Yes, with stoicism set to maximum.

>>41595691
>Y
we chilly Jager has a warm body temp. Perfect body pillow.

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>>41595691
>N
Let the poor guy rest.

>>41595691
>Y

Without a doubt

>>41595691
>Y

>>41595735
Oh hey it's the keionposter

>>41595691
>>Y
if possible include Tarin.

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>>41595756
Sorry to burst your bubble, pal, but I ain't him.

We just happen to have the same interests, is all.
Speaking of, haven't seem him in these threads in a while.

>>41595691
>N
Let him sleep, we've probably got horrible damage control to do.

>>41595691
>Y

>>41595691
>Y

Drag Tarin too.

>>41595691
>Y

Can we bring Tarin into it just to mess with him even more.

>>41595691
>N

No, let's not. Or at least not yet.

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A small tribute to poor captain Samantha from the last few episodes.

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F-35B reached IOC today!

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>>41595933
That's bloody awesome Mudhen

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>>41595691
"So Smokey, what exactly happened?" You ask as you groggily make your way down the boarding ladder. "My memory is kinda fuzzy."

"Ah, well, I don't know the specifics." Smokey shrugs as further digs through the Morgan's guts. "All I know is, last night you come barging in here, completely braindead drunk screaming that you need to take off right the fuck now. So, like hell I'm letting you get into an actual working plane, so I direct you into the Morgan."

"I see." You nod, snuggling in next to Jager. Tarin gives you curious look, but you just grin and hook an arm around her shoulder, pulling her in to sandwich Jager in betweent the both of you. "And what then."

"Ha, that was the damn funny part." Smokey chuckles. "And then you start making all these airplane noises like you're a five year old pretending to fly a plane, yelling out random catchphrases and acting like you really were in a freaking dogfight. Man, EVERYBODY was having a good laugh about that!"

"Wait..." Your heart stops. "EVERYBODY? Like, the squadron-"

"The squadron, Samantha, even the Butterflies got a look." Smokey nods.

"Even... even Amy?" You bite your lip.

"ESPECIALLY Amy." Smokey confirms.

>I guess that would be pretty funny.
>They didn't record it or anything... right?
>PANIC
>Other

>>41595691
>N

thats taking it a bit too far.

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>>41595939

>>41595957
>>I guess that would be pretty funny.

>>41595957
>>I guess that would be pretty funny.

>>41595957
>>I guess that would be pretty funny.
>>They didn't record it or anything... right?
"Did I say anything about Snow?"

>>41595957
>>Other
"....i need to learn to hold my liquor better"

>>41595957
>They didn't record it or anything... right?

They absolutely did, those cheeki breekis

>>41595957
>>They didn't record it or anything... right?

>>41595957

>>Try not to panic
>>Try REALLY hard.


>>PANIC

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>>41595957
>I guess that would be pretty funny.
Been there, shaped history, yada yada....

>>41595963
>>41595939
Cue arguments in 3.. 2...

>>41595957
>Don't panic.
Be at one with Belka.

>>41595957
>Other
>Alright, now that I am sober, I am ACTUALLY taking off right the fuck now.
>HAVE FUN WITH STUFF EVERYONE HAHA BYE GUYS

>Be stoic
>Scream internally

>>41595957
>They didn't record it or anything... right?
>Try not to panic.
>PANIC

>>41595957
>I guess that would be pretty funny.
>Internally:PANIC! BURST MISSILES INCOMING!
>Snuggle tighter for comfort

>>41595957
>>PANIC

>>41595957
>I guess that would be pretty funny.

Eh, don't sweat the small stuff. We only PANIC on important things, this doesn't rate.

>>41595957
>>I guess that would be pretty funny.
>[PANIC INTERNALLY]

>>41596038
Yeah, Karla has more stupid drunken stupor before.

>>41596038
Agreed.

And even then it should be a roll to panic.

>>41595957
>I guess that would be pretty funny.
>They didn't record it or anything... right?
If yes.. then
>PANIC

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>All these PANIC votes
It's like you don't believe in Belka, guys.

All this panic. It's like none of you even snow.

>>41595957
>>I guess that would be pretty funny.
Lets just hope it wasn´t some kind of PTSD.

>>41595957
>>I guess that would be pretty funny.
>"Did I say anything about snow?"
>"How ready IS the Morgan anyway?"

I'd actually go so far as to ask for the recordings so we could see for ourselves what happened.

If only because, let's face it, they ARE going to joke at our expense over this. We might as well be aware of all of it, rather than be totally unknowing.

>>41595957
>I guess that would be pretty funny.

we are a stoic belkan, we can keep our blind panic completely internal.

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>>41596111
>MY SAND ISLAND WINGMATES ARE DEADDDDDDD

>>41596094
>>41596090

Not even; I'm just kinda tired of her not reacting to stuff. I wanna see non-lethal emotional reactions.

>>41596113
Wait wait better yet: let's also ask if we ever acted like we were going head to head against the Demonlord!

>>41595957
>I guess that would be pretty funny.

Belka stronk!

>>41596090
>>41596094
We need to let the crazy out once in awhile or it will be unleashed when we need it the least.

>>41596134
>>41596163
That doesn't even make sense. Karla goofs around all the time with the squadron and friends. This is just over-reacting for the sake of over-reacting.

>>41596196
The Stoic mask is fading.The true soul of Belkan passion is awakening.

>>41596134
>I wanna see non-lethal emotional reactions.

We'll get plenty of that once we get serious with Jager (not that we aren't, but serious serious).

Besides, we let our crazy self out often enough around the girls normally, she has plenty of emotional reactions as it is.

We really don't need to become some ha-ha funny mess of emotion, that's not us.

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>>41595957
"I guess that would be pretty funny." You say, desperately trying not to show your internal PANIC as you ponder just what the hell what you did and how they reacted to it.

Well, you were here with Jager, that was something.

"So... how long are we going to be like this?" Tarin murmurs, still pinned against Jager's other shoulder with your arm. You guess she's just too polite to fight back or risk waking Jager.

>As long as it needs to.
>Not for long
>I gotta go check on my buddies anyways.
>Other

>>41596219
If you want passion, look to the Sapinians.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxC8bWQcuAY

>>41596251
>>As long as it needs to.

>>41596251
>>Not for long

>>41596251
>>As long as it needs to.

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>>41596251
>As long as it needs to.
Inb4 grappling lessons with Jager and Tarin

>>41596251
>>Not for long

>>41596251
>As long as it needs to
>You can leave if you'd like.

>>41596251
>Not for long

>>41596251
>As long as it needs to.

"Probably not too long, however comfy this is."

>>41596251

>As long as it needs to.

>>41596251
>As long as it needs to.

>>41596251
>>As long as it needs to.

Pet the Tarin.

>>41596251
>>As long as it needs to.

>>41596251
>Other
>Talk with Tarin about her history and stuff.

Let's have a talk with Tarin. Maybe she's got a story to tell. Maybe she'll have something to say about Jaeger.

>>41596251
>Other
What else happened last night? Before I came to the hangar?

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>>41596251
"As long as it needs to." You grin.

"Ah, okay then." Tarin says simply.

"You're not bothered?" You ask her, raising an eyebrow.

"Should I be?" Tarin tilts her head curiously.

Jeez, where the hell did Jager find her?

"Do I even want to know how this happened?" He grunts.

"Because you're such the ladies man!" You say playfully.

"I was roped into this against my will." Tarin says matter of factly.

"You were supposed to wake me when she did." Jager sighs.

"Must have slipped my mind, sir." Tarin responds simply.

You really wonder what she was really thinking under that stoic demeanor.

You then hear footsteps as you hear people approaching.


"Ah, looks like your friends are coming." Smokey grumbles. "Of course they somehow end up coming earlier than my own crew."

>HIDE
>Let them see.
>Other

>>41596844
>>Other
>try to hide
>fail
>hide behind jager

>>41596844
>>HIDE

>>41596844
>Let them see.

>>41596844
>>Let them see.
Shit eating grin at Amy, "You look like you just came from a cold bed."

>>41596844
>>Let them see.

>>41596844
>>Let them see.

>>41596844
I'm okay with >>41596861

>>41596844
>>Let them see.
And give them V sign

>>41596844
>Let them see.

>>41596844
>Quick, Jager, Tarin! EVASIVE MANEUVERS!

>>41596844
>>Let them see.

>Unbutton a few buttons on your top.

>>41596844
>Let them see.
>reluctantly let go of Jager.

>>41596909
>>41596875
Oh my.

>>41596844
>>41596909
This.

Also ruffle up your hair a bit.

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>>41596844
>Let them see.
YOU PLEBS WISH YOU COULD BE AS COVERED IN BITCHES AS ME

>Let them see.

>>41596844
THIS!
>>41596909

Of course, someone, most likely Lara, will take our picture in this position with her mobile.

But hey, worth it.

>>41597026
We can just get her drunk and delete it when she's passed out.

Like we did with the video of Karla and Lara making out.

>>41596967
>>41596924
>>41596915
>>41596909
um guys, hate to be the naysayer in this but I'm starting to worry about how we throw show our public image as well as what Jaeger thinks of Karla. At first the flirting is genuine with the interaction with him fun and endearing, but this is starting to look like Karla is just turning slutty for Jaeger.

>>41596909
Nah this feels like too much/too far for Karla.

Plus, Jaeger and Tarin are right there -- the joke isn't quite as funny like that. Probably more likely to backfire or something.

>>41596844
>>Let them see.

>>41596844
>"Ah, looks like your friends are coming." Smokey grumbles. "Of course they somehow end up coming earlier than my own crew.">HIDE>Let them see.>Other

Though, we should probably let go of Tarin now at least. Nnnot quite the image we want to present, you know?

>>41597082
The fact that Tarin is already aquainted with Jaeger before we met him means that there is a high possibility that we'll need to compete for Jaeger's affection.

>>41596844
I think this >>41596861 to be fitting.

>>41596909
NO.

>>41597122
I doubt being slutty is the answer.

>>41597122
>high possibility that we'll need to talk things through with her to bring her around to the idea of a harem
ftfy

>>41596844
>HIDE

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>>41596844
Normally, you'd be concerned at being seen in this kind of position, but considering what you had apparently gone through last night, as well as being too damn tired to really worry about such a thing.

"Whoa! What's going on heeeeeere!" Lara coos. "This is so cute!"

"It's not cute. It's embarrassing." Jager grunts.

"Oh my, this is rather scandalous." Lilian smiles fondly.

"Ehehehehe, this makes all the shit I went though last night alllllll worth it!" Amy giggles as she snaps a photo on her phone.

"Let me guess. You recorded everything last night." You grunt.

"She did." Jager confirms.

"Yep! Comedy gold, right there!" Amy smiles and nods, and then frowns at you. "It was the least I could do with all that drunk texting you bombarding with me last night."

"Really?" You blink. "I was texting you?"

"All. The. Time." Amy scowls as she shows her phone's screen to you, showing a massive message log, each and every one were variously misspelled variations of "HEY BUDDY, STILL ALIVE?"

"Oh. Huh." You say flatly.

"Maaaaaan, it was great!" Lara laughs. "Amy recorded the whole thing! You should see it!"

>I'd rather not.
>Might as well.
>Other

>>41597378
>>Might as well.
Let's see the exploits of our merry misadventures.

>>41597378
>>Might as well.

>>41597378
>Might as well.

Time for consequences

>>41597378
>Might as well.
>All those buddy texts
I kek'd

>>41597378
>>Might as well.
Don't let of of jaeger.

>>41597378
>Might as well.

>>41597378
"Sorry buddy, you get shot so much I just have to keep making sure you're still alive. Now let's see it."

>>41597378
>HEY BUDDY? STILL ALIVE?
haw
>I'd rather not.
but then they do it anyway

>>41597378
>>Might as well.
This is goint to be hilarious.

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>>41597378
>Might as well.
HAHA TIME FOR EMBARRASSING FAMILY VIDEOS
>This is what family does, right?

>>41597378
>>Might as well.

(Also if we're watching it, maybe we have a chance to grab it and delete it? ... Long shot, but.)

>"All. The. Time." Amy scowls as she shows her phone's screen to you, showing a massive message log, each and every one were variously misspelled variations of "HEY BUDDY, STILL ALIVE?"

Were we texting her from the Morgan? Or just all through the night?

Either way, we must treasure those texts.

... And also pester her with "Hey buddy, still alive?" again. Maybe we'll put it on a Christmas or Birthday card or something.

>Might as well.

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Karla must have been seriously smooshed to get the legendary line wrong.

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>>41597378
"Might as well." You sigh.

"Oh, it's goooooood." Amy snickers as she fiddles with her phone a bit.

All of a sudden, you see a darkened version of the hangar in the screen. However, the video is far from silent, as you can hear lots of snickering and giggling, no doubt from Amy and the others. Then you see the feed turn to Amy's face, poorly framed and shaky due to the nature of handheld cameras.

"So, so, so." Amy snickers, unable to hold in her laughter. "We continue to follow the drunk Karla as she migrates back to her natural habitat, the cockpit of a jet fighter. Obviously, she values them more than actual human relationships."

"C'mon, guys! Theresh a aaiiiiiiiiir raid goin on!" You hear yourself slur sloppily. It was kinda painful hearing your own voice like this. The camera whips back around to see you literally falling into the cockpit of the Morgan as literally every bursts into laughter. You then see yourself right yourself up.

"Skipping preflight seeeequence!" Your drunk doppleganger roars. "I'm taking off! ENGAGING THE ENEMY!"

And then the next few minutes are you making FWWWOOOOSHHH and RATATATATAATTA and other creative onomatopoeia of a fighter jet in combat. Occasionally you'll yell out "He's on my tail!" or "Splash one bandit!"

"You're quite the actor!" Lilian grins.

"I'm gonna put this up on Youtube!" Amy cackles.

>Go ahead, I don't care.
>I'm going to throttle you, Amy.
>I can't guarantee the safety of Hoggie.
>Other

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Seriously though. I am loving the fact that we drunk-texted and spammed Amy with the "still alive buddy" quotes. I laughed hard. It was great.

>>41597929
>>I can't guarantee the safety of Hoggie.
fire with fire

>>41597929
>I can't guarantee the safety of Hoggie.

>>41597929
>>I can't guarantee the safety of Hoggie.
"its one thing to keep this for your own amusement, its entirely different thing to make it public."

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>>41597929
>I can't guarantee the safety of Hoggie.
That's enough fun for a day, miss Gates.

You wouldn't want any more harm to come to your beloved hog, would you?
>Insert ojou-laugh here

>>41597929
>>I can't guarantee the safety of Hoggie

>>41597929
>>I can't guarantee the safety of Hoggie.

>>41597929
>>I can't guarantee the safety of Hoggie.

i'm honestly surprised she didn't glomp Jaeger during this entire drunk sequence?

>>41597929
>>I can't guarantee the safety of Hoggie.

>>41597929
>I'm going to throttle you, Amy.
>I can't guarantee the safety of Hoggie.
>"You're going to show everybody that we have a Morgan? Pixy's Morgan at that."

... Although, hmm, now that I've voiced it -- I'm not sure if we SHOULD put it out on the web and announce the Morgan, or not.

Pixy for one would probably find it hilarious.

>>41597929
>I can't guarantee the safety of Hoggie.
It would sell for good parts now.

Let's just point out to Amy that she'd be leaking video of Artemis having a Morgan.

I'm... actually not sure if that's a good thing or not.

At the least maybe it'd be something we should ask Sam about?

>>41598039
>Pixy for one would probably find it hilarious.
"So buddy, this girl seems get my plane. Care to make some visit?"
"...."
"In eagle of course. Its not like i can get Morgan that easily"
"....?"
"Pfft. Those OB wannabe? Please."

>>41597929
>I'm going to throttle you, Amy.

>>41598071
Engish not ur native tonge?

>>41598046
I thought we were talking about Amy's beloved warthog plushy, not her actual warthog.

Come on guys, instead of shutting her down (or giving her some of the satisfaction of reacting to her taunts), how about we actually consider it as a serious question?

>>41598039
changing this to just:
>Other
>"Keep in mind Pixy's Morgan is in that video. I'm actually not sure if that'd be a bad idea or actually a good idea to show it."

Talk to Sam and our boss first maybe.

>>41598100
leave that vague on purpose. it will scare her more.

>>41598172
I believe Smokey will equally horrified if we refer to real Hog, though.

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>>41597929
"If I do that I can't guarantee the Hoggie's safety." You say, referring to Amy's most favorite plush toy.

"You wouldn't!" All three of your squadmates gasp.

"I would. I'm Belkan, after all." You give an evil grin.

"Fuck. She's right." Amy groans.

"Nah, Karla wouldn't do something like that... would she?" Lara asks.

"I actually wouldn't put it past her, given how her and Amy's twisted friendship works." Lilian shrugs.

"We're not friends!" You and Amy scowl simultaneously.

"Suuuuure you aren't." Lara snickers.

"It looks like you two are." Jager points out.

"Quiet, you." You respond. "This is squadron business."

"I'm sure it is." Jager grumbles.

"Anyways, I gotta tell you all to SCRAM!" Smokey yells as he pokes his head out from one of the Morgan's open panels. "The rest of my crew are going to be arriving any minute and we're gonna need all the space we can get! Unless you don't WANT your shiny new plane!"

"All right, we'll go." You sigh as you get up, but your knees buckle from weakness, only to be caught by Lara and Amy.

"Hah, looks like you ain't fully sober yet!" Lara grins. "How about we get some Wild Card approved INSTANT SOBER in ya!?"

>Um, sure?
>I want to see the Butterflies first.
>I want to see Samantha first.
>Other

>>41598231
>>I want to see the Butterflies first.

>>41598231
>>Other
only if jager protects

>>41598231
>Only if Jager carries me.

>>41598231
>>I want to see Samantha first
We need an adult after last night. And to congratulate her on her promotion and ask if she can do marriages now.

>>41598231
>>Um, sure?

Sobriety, here we come.

THEN we talk to people, I guess?

>>41598231
>I want to see Samantha first.

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>>41598231
>Um, sure?
HAHA TIME TO DUMP KARLA IN THE POOL

>>41598265
>And to congratulate her on her promotion and ask if she can do marriages now.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_captain#Officiating_marriages
What Osean Law say about this?

>>41597929
Is this some kind of drunken retelling of the air raid mission in ac5

>>41598289
Easiest way to find out is to ask her

>>41598231
>Um, sure?

>Jaeger and Tarin comes along.

>I want to see the Butterflies first.

Time to salvage what's left of our broken image.

>>41598231
>>Um, sure?

>>41598231
"Um, sure?" You say nervously, unsure of what Lara was talking about.

"Well let's goooooo!" Lara says cheerfully, dragging you along.

"Hey Jager, Tarin, you two coming along?" You ask.

"Well, someone has to make sure you come out of this alive." Jager sighs.

Tarin silently nods.

Lara and Amy drag you back to the barracks, where they commandeer the kitchen. The first thing they do is start brewing a pot of black coffee. You're about to comment how their "fix" seemed simple enough, until Lara, Amy, and Lilian started digging through the cabinets and drawers for "ingredients. Raw eggs, tabasco sauce, steak seasoning, mustard, and more. Your stomach churns even more when the girls pour the entire mix into a blender and let it rip. You're rather surprised that the final product actually looked like coffee, but you knew. You KNEW it was anything but.

"Well! Give it a try!" Lara says happily, sliding a mug of the devil juice in front of you.

>Um, I'll pass.
>Swallow like the good girl you are.
>Other

>>41598461
>>Swallow like the good girl you are.
"For Belka."

>>41598461
>Swallow like the good girl you are.
A KNIGHT WITHSTANDS WHAT OTHERS CANNOT!

>>41598461
>Swallow like the good girl you are.

>>41598461
>Swallow like the good girl you are

Hehhehhehhehheh.

Karla would swallow.

>>41598475
whispered under our breath

>>41598461
>>Swallow like the good girl you are.

>>41598461
>Swallow like the good girl you are.
"For Belka!"

>Swallow like the good girl you are.

l-lewd (=*-*=)

>>41598461
>Swallow like the good girl you are.

Will that give Jaeger ideas?

>>41598461
>>Swallow like the good girl you are.

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>>41598536
>>41598520
>>41598501
Omae wa...

>>41598536

Only if we slowly gulp it down and lick our lips and fingers clean

>>41598634
Guess we have no choice then

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>>41598461
You look at the ugly mix somewhat reluctantly and take a deep breath. You were Belkan, and couldn't afford to be shown backing down, especially with Jager here! Biting your lip, you bring the mug up to your lips.

"Holy shit she's actually gonna drink it!" Amy whispers.

"SHHH!" Lara hisses.

Well, it was too late now, but you shoot them a poisonous look nonetheless before downing the mug in one gulp.

Your vision suddenly goes white, and your entire body tenses up as if lightning were shot through it. All of a sudden, reality hits you like a brick wall moving at Mach 2 as light and sound come crashing back, sending your head spinning.

And surprisingly enough, you find yourself much more clear headed.

"I did not expect that to work." You blink. Then the aftertaste hits, sending you reeling.

"Yeah, we never quite figured out how to get rid of the aftertaste." Lara laughs. "But you'll get used to it!"

"I somehow doubt that." You groan.

"Oh, there you girls are!" Samantha chides as she walks in, now back in her regular suit and carrying a clipboard and papers. "There's actually a situation going and- oh, I could REALLY use some coffee..."

Samantha then picks up a mug of the devil juice.

>Stop her before it's too late.
>Let's just see what happens...
>Other

>>41598536
Popsicle and banana would work better imo.

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>41598651
>>Stop her before it's too late.
roll 1d10 to stop her, 5 or below is needed

>>41598651
>>Let's just see what happens...

>>41598651
>Let's just see what happens...

>Prepare phone camera.

>>41598651
>Stop her before it's too late.

>>41598651
>>Let's just see what happens...

>>41598651
>Let's just see what happens...

>>41598651
>Stop her before it's too late.

>>41598651
>>Stop her before it's too late.

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>>41598651
>Stop her before it's too late.
I'd rather the skipper of the Gallinbursti would be focused for the next mission.
>Gallinbursti is the name of our Gyges-class, right?

>>41598651
>>Let's just see what happens...


>>41598665
this.

>>41598687
isn't it Gullinbursti, with 'u'?

>>41598651
>Stop her before it's too late.

>>41598651
>>Stop her before it's too late.

>>41598721
Ah, you're right, forgot about that.


I think it's appropriate to call our Gyges-class that.

>>41598759
All we need now is Mudhen otr Pixel drawing the mascot for it.

>>41598651
>Let's just see what happens...

>>41598651
>>Stop her before it's too late.

>>41598651
>Let's just see what happens...

>>41598651
>Stop her before it's too late.

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>Let's just see what happens...

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>>41598651
You think about saying something, but you decide not to say anything, since you're interested to see how Samantha would react to the mix. You see her take one sip before her eyes widen to the size of dinner plates.

"GAAAAAAAH!" Samantha roars as she tosses the mug away. "WHAT KIND OF COFFEE IS THAT?!?"

"Very terrible coffee." You say in agreement.

"Oh my god, oh my god, it's just so-" And then Samantha passes out. Jager quickly rushes forward and catches her, making you feel a bit jealous.

"Uh oh." Lara frowns.

"I guess it's because she had no alcohol in her system to counteract him?" Lilian suggests.

"Or maybe she's just a real lightweight." Amy shrugs.

"You know, I think she was here to give us a mission." Lilian sighs. "Maybe we should try waking her up?"

>Try to revive Samantha
>Go see the Butterflies first.
>Other

>>41598935
>>Go see the Butterflies first.

>>41598935
>>Try to revive Samantha
"It is said cursed princess can be awakened by a kiss....nah, just kidding. CLEAR!"
*ZAP*

>>41598935
>Other: Get on the PA
"Doctor to the Barracks. Doctor to the Barracks"

>>41598935
>Try to revive Samantha
I was sure she would like it like some kind of cute weirdo.

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>>41598935
>>Go see the Butterflies first.

Sam will be fine.

Also,

>blending a prairie oyster

That's not how that hangover cure works, Merc.

>>41598935
>Try to revive Samantha

>>41598935
>>Try to revive Samantha

Time to make up for our prank... not that we need to admit that to her.

>>41598935
>>Try to revive Samantha

>>41598935
>>Try to revive Samantha.

>>41598935
>>Try to revive Samantha

>>41598935
>Try to revive Samantha

>>41598935
>>Try to revive Samantha

>Try to revive Samantha

Begin CPR

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Fake text message makers are fun

>>41599215
It's way to early for me to be laughing at something like this, but here I am.

>>41598935
>Jager quickly rushes forward and catches her, making you feel a bit jealous.
Nothing since getting over your jealously by proving your the more sexually more appealing.

I wish we had gone to tied to a chair or bed option.

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>>41598935
"Yeah, we probably should." You nod as you give Samantha a few quick slaps across the face. She still doesn't wake up.

"Let me handle this." Jager pushes you back slightly as he begins performing mouth to mouth resuscitation.

Dear god you were so jealous right now.

"AAAAHHHH!" Samantha's eyes snap open and she leaps away from Jager. Looks like that did it.

"You back in the land of the living?" You ask with a smirk.

"Just teaches me to never drink anything that any of you girls make!" Samantha chokes and gags. "Tastes likes toxic waste!"

"Oh, I'm sure it did." You nod grimly. "So what's the news?"

"Well, nothing good for you." Samantha sighs as she collects all of the scattered papers she had thrown in her fit. "Belka isn't doing very well."

"What? In what way?" You frown.

"Lots of riots and protests going on." Samantha sighs. "The government just announced that they would be deepening ties with Osea. It's got the conservatives and old timers up in arms."

"OB?" You ask grimly.

"No sign they're involved yet." Samantha shakes her head. "But who knows with a group like that?"

>Try to find out more about the situation.
>Eh, it's not your problem
>Other

>Try to find out more about the situation.

We need to make sure our Squire will be safe there.

>>41599444
>Try to find out more about the situation.

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>>41599444
>>Try to find out more about the situation.

Ultranationalists reacting to strengthened ties between old enemies--are we looking at a Modern Warfare-style arc shaping up?

>>41599444
>Try to find out more about the situation.
>And kiss Jager long and deep to remind him who he belongs to

>>41599444
>>Try to find out more about the situation.

>Hide inner jealously. Jaeger never went on the offense with me.

>>41599444
>>Try to find out more about the situation
>>41599518
>>41599535
Combination of this, but make him go on the offensive.

>>41599444
>>Try to find out more about the situation.

Is there something we can do? Anything?

Let's just focus on the mission. And how this will impact whether or not we'll be able to use Pixy's colors for the Morgan... Could it help? Hurt? What?


>captcha asks to select all images with wheelchairs
>picks a motorcycle too, for the hell of it

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>>41599444
>Try to find out more about the situation.
Pic related

>>41599643
>Let's just focus on the mission

By which I meant "Let's focus on the news, rather than getting jealous of making a big deal about the resuscitation".

>>41599444
>>Try to find out more about the situation.

>>41599444
>Other
Fake the coffee making you faint to lure Jager into giving you mouth to mouth, then pounce on him and return it.

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Oh my, Samantha is really having a rough ride of late.

>>41599444
>Try to find out more about the situation.

>>41599444
>>41599709
This so much.

>>41599732
Well that was quick...

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>>41599444
"Any current intel?" You ask further.

"Only what the news are reporting." Samantha remarks. She then turns on the television in the common room and flips to the news channels.

"Talks with Osea for a possible Osea/Belka economic pact are still continuing." The report says against the backdrop of the main Dinsmark capitol building. "This would grant open borders and free trade among both nation, which would be the first major agreement between both nations since the end of the Belkan War."

However, the camera then pans to the crowd, where you could see many, MANY people with signs and pickets, all yelling at each other and at the line of police separating them from the capitol building. You could see all of the familiar "DEATH TO OSEA" flags and "OSEA LOVERS GO HOME!" signs. Those evoked some pretty unhappy memories of your early years in occupied North Osea.

"As you can see," The reporter continues, "this treaty is extremely controversial among the Belkans people, with many welcoming an opportunity to improve Belka's failing economy, while others still consider Osea an enemy that should not be dealt with. Our polls indicate that public opinion is almost split exactly 50/50."

"As you can see, things are pretty rough down there." Samantha sighs. "Of course, both Belka and Osea are keeping a close eye on the protests in case something happens, especially with OB lurking around waiting to cause trouble."

"I see..." You frown. "And the Belkan SDF?"

"Fully deployed." Samantha says grimly. "The first time since the War, too."

>Okay, thanks for the info.
>You need to talk to Uncle and Mill right now.
>Other

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>/tg/ attempts to hold onto a man by essentially grabbing his crotch and saying "MY PROPERTY, BITCH!"

It's like watching a hamfisted, raunchy romantic comedy

>>41599772
>You need to talk to Uncle and Mill right now.

>>41599772
>You need to talk to Uncle and Mill right now.

So when's the deck of cards coming out?

>>41599772
>>You need to talk to Uncle and Mill right now.

>>41599773
Well to be fair Jaeger never went on the offensive.

>>41599772
>You need to talk to Uncle and Mill right now.
>+ Other: "Think we can do anything to help?"

Yeah, uh... Really wishing we could help. Somehow.

If the Belkan army is fully deployed though, maybe that means the Belkans have need of mercs..?

>>41599772
>>You need to talk to Uncle and Mill right now.

Inb4 someone on Osea and Belka thinks our Gyges will be good and safe place for conference....

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>>41599772
>>You need to talk to Uncle and Mill right now.

Looks like we *are* setting up a Modern Warfare-esque scenario. All that needs to happen now is for the militant conservatives to stage a coup, whisk the rest of the nation up into a frenzy, and Belka will go full on "muh clay"

>>41599773
/tg/ is bad at romance, even if it's handed to them.

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>>41599772
>You need to talk to Uncle and Mill right now.

>>41599732
MUDHEN WHY YOU SO BASED

>>41599773
>>41599831

It might just be several people deliberately pushing for shenanigans, rather than actually thinking that this is how one should handle things.

>>41599830
And then it's up to the PMCs to put the rowdy side of Belka down. With the whole secret of Belkan Vaults revealed, it'll turn into an arms race that'll culminate with a surprise CoD MWA by Atlas and Irons. Such is the clusterfuck of Strangereal.

>>41599830
Which Modern Warfare?
I can see civil war like MW, but unless OB set up some false flag operation, another Belkan War is not likely.

...All we need is Cypher and Pixy make some flyby to remind everyone how well last war ended.

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>>41599732

You always pull through with the dank shit, bro. Kudos.

>>41599817

I would argue that he was being subtle about it--overt romance has its moments, but I've always found it better when it builds up with little actions and small conversation.

>>41599732
Mudhenfag, you magnificent based bastard. I take it you've already seen Captain Sam in her Full Teitoku Doori regale?
Any suggestions on improving it?

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>>41599880

>One Belka False Flag op

Who's to say that's not the next major plot point?

>>41599772
>Okay, thanks for the info.
>You need to talk to Uncle and Mill right now.

>>41599855
thats why I voted for it, I'm just waiting for the right moment to lay the moves on Jager properly, last night would have been awesome except instead we got stupid drunken shenanigans as always

>>41599892
Subtle like the early moments of flirtation (e.g. Masochistic Tango of Belkan Stoicism on who breaks first)?
We need to return to that kind of flirtation, it brings out the sexual tension.

>>41599855
No, /tg/ is just legitimately bad at romance. Its point of reference for people in love is anime and fantasy novels.

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>>41599772
"Just a second." You say, excusing yourself from the group. You quickly find an isolated section of the barracks, away from the others as you quickly dial your Uncle's number. It rings for a distressingly long time. Normally he picks up right after the first ring. Four go by before he picks up this time.

"Karla?" He asks, sounding rather tired. "Let me guess, you saw the news."

"Yeah, I did." You confirm. "Things are that bad?"

"In a way." Uncle sighs. "Protests and riots are breaking out all over Belka. They're rather small and isolated for now, but we're seeing patterns, trends, shadows of a larger plot lurking in the background."

"An OB plot?" You ask, concerned.

"They're most likely involved, but possibly as pawns." Uncle says. "There's been lots of money moving around, too. Foreign money."

"Really?"

"Yes, a belligerent Belka seems to be in the interests of certain nations and groups." Uncle says grimly.

>What's being done about it?
>Is there anything I can do to help?
>Other

>>41599892
True and I agree, but Karla was always the one that initiated those things.

>>41600012
>What's being done about it?

>>41600016
And we've not initiated anything on that front for fucking months, last thread was looking to be a good opportunity on that but it got entirely ruined.

>>41600012
>>What's being done about it?

>>41599996
>No, /tg/ is just legitimately bad at romance. Its point of reference for people in love is anime and fantasy novels.

Well the previous atmosphere was of jokes and levity, and a prank just got played on Sam. It wouldn't surprise me if some people took a "in it for the lulz" approach to things because of that.

>>41600012
>What's being done about it?
>Is there anything I can do to help?

Kinda want to ask both, really.

But leaning more towards;
>Is there anything I can do to help?

>>41600012
>What's being done about it?
>Is there anything I can do to help?

>>41600030
Because we rolled a 1?

>>41600034
You keep making all these excuses and none of it changes the fact that /tg/ is bad at romance.

>>41600012
>Is there anything I can do to help?
>Are you safe?

Uncle is in a bad situation. He might need to get well away from Belka.

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>>41599956

Exactly like that. It feels more organic to see a relationship build that way--more natural. We like to think that love can be quickly born from gigantic, spontaneous events--and that it lasts from there on out.

Maybe I'm just an old fashioned fuddy duddy, but I like the stupid, honest, simple love that builds from just a mutual attraction and compatibility.

>>41600012
>Is there anything I can do to help?

[SHADOWRUNS INTENSIFY]

>>41599996
>Doesn't see all the posts saying it was just shennanigans, keeps ignoring all those posts and blindly believes /tg/ is srs bznz every time it happens

>>41600055
Yep, lolrandum dice just ruined everything as always when we want to have fun with our friends.

As always when we want to drink with them and try to progress things with Jager SUDDENLY DRUNK interrupts like unwelcome Russians.

>>41600062
To be fair, part of those posts is me giving the benefit of the doubt. (In so far as "some people don't give a shit and voted it for the lulz" can be described as "giving the benefit of the doubt"...)

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>>41600012
>What's being done about it?

AURELIA-LEASATH CONNECTION HO

>>41600034
Going to change to just straight up asking if we can help.

That way, if he has an answer, it means MISSION TIME.

... Well either way, I just hope that *either* choice here gets us an option to help our uncle out!

>>41600012
>>Is there anything I can do to help?

>>41599956
Problem is that for the last 40 threads we were in the middle of a mission and haven't had any downtime or such to be able to return to those moments, and the moment we get the first chance for that, its just taken away from us off screen and we're thrown back into the action again. It's the entire opposite ratio of pacing that should be happening, the action is just grinding us down and we can't just relax between mission and enjoy things.

>>41600080
I wish you, specifically, would stop reading quests, because every time you post, its obvious that you are a shit stirring faggot who gets butthurt when things don't get given to them.

>>41599919
I did! I like the uniform and expression. it depends on what kind of suggestions you want. I'm pretty laid back and generally just experimenting with different things. Maybe could try bringing some different colors into your shadows to break up the black/grays.

>>41595946
thanks!

>>41600103
>because every time you post
Right, so when I vote with nothing but a copy pasted greentext vote, I'm shit stirring?

>>41600102
Of course, then again with all the quest running Merc's been doing I wonder if here's bleedover at all between them.

It's a shame as he's becoming like Ghostdividison like this (too much action, not enough good character time)

>>41600144
Ghostdivision does pretty decent between character time and action.

>>41600144
we've spent like a dozen threads in 89 not blowing up anything personally

you are shitposting, stop shitting up the currently running quest, at least have the decency to wait until the thread is over

>>41600159
Yep, thats one thing Ghost does real well, paces the downtime and action well and makes the downtime relaxing and long enough to give the action real impact and punch. Here its the complete opposite though, Karla really needs to just relax and do non-dogfighting life threatening things for at least a few days in a row.

>>41600165
>we've spent like a dozen threads in 89 not blowing up anything personally
How is that a bad thing? It makes blowing shit up all the more worthwhile then.

>you are shitposting
No anon, he really isn't, neither am I, but you are at this point.