>>41627812
Yesterday you ended up spending most of your time hanging out with Raditz and his family after lunch, you wouldn't admit it to their faces, but hanging around that bunch almost makes you feel like you've got a family of your own. The Queen is great and all, treating you well, and even lil Veggimite has started to warm up to you, but it's certainly no family love going on in the royal household with the way King Dick treats you.

Thus Bardock's family makes a nice substitute, Gine treats you like one of her own, Bardock is willing to dispense some advice and kick your ass if necessary, and Raditz is already pretty much your brother.

Now the following day, you're left staring up at the ceiling of your room. Having stopped by and talked with Broly a bit, the girl is still getting over a touch of illness she has, but she should be good to go for the mission you're assigned to take over tomorrow, another simple purge.

Raditz was kinda antsy that he wouldn't be around to see when Kakarot will be born, unless you guys manage to take care of everything right on point, then he might be right on time. Course it could always happen later, saiyan genetics are weird like that.

Today though, that's the focus. The team already knows you're set up for a mission tomorrow, but you can go spend time with your teammates if you want, though Raditz is gona be busy with family functions today that you don't really feel like butting in on.

>A. Go meet up with Hanasia, she's been acting weird lately
>B. Family bonding with little Vegemite
>C. Keep Broly company (Timeskip to next day)
>D. The Queen might like some company
>E. Go pester 'Dad'

>>41627818
>A. Go meet up with Hanasia, she's been acting weird lately

>>41627818
>A. Go meet up with Hanasia, she's been acting weird lately

>>41627818
>A. Go meet up with Hanasia, she's been acting weird lately

You don't like running this quest much anymore do you Eail

>>41628041
With how reluctant he is to run it I think that one goes without saying

>>41627818
>B. Family bonding with little Vegemite

>>41627818
>>A. Go meet up with Hanasia, she's been acting weird lately

Gave it a full 20, Hanasia won, writing

>>41628086
He has three quests and a shitty ISP, give the guy a break.

>>41628251
It's less I DONT want to run this quest so much as I have a lot of trouble actually vizualizing what I want to do with it.

I know what I want to do with SAQ now, and have things planned out for at least ten more threads.

I know how EAIL wants to handle CoK at least partially, working with Chuckles may produce different results.

But for this one... my brain just doesn't SNAP to ideas like it does with my other projects.

>>41628300
Honestly, I think it would be a bit easier to decide what to do with this after Planet Vegeta blows up. I see where we are now as setting up relationships and a prologue to after Vegeta blowing up. After that we could have wacky space adventues, maybe looking for a new planet Vegeta.
That isn't Earth. I'd kinda like to stay away from Earth in this quest.

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>>41627818
Hanasia has been acting a bit off the past few days since you guys returned from your mission, she's been training the Princess a lot, but she hasn't exactly been the usual peppy teasing annoying woman you've sort of gotten used to.

Grunting as you jump off the bed and onto your feet, a quick brush of the teeth and putting your hair up into it's usual short ponytail, it's not going to be a long flight over to mee up with your friend.

Like most saiyans, Hanasia lives in a rather basic apartment building that's towards the center of Vegeta city. Unless two saiyans actually start living together, a single one likely wont have more than three rooms maximum. Bed, bath, and half den half kitchen.

Considering how often saiyans like to drink to a blackout point though, the couch in the den could probably serve as a rather nifty bed.

Man you really need to stop think talking to yourself in your head about stupid stuff...

Still, it's not a long flight to reach Hanasia's home even at your casual flying pace, with you landing on the patch of concrete right in front of her door. The lights are off, but as early as it is, she SHOULD be awake by now, and probably still home.

Just depends if you want to bother her or not.

>A. Go knock on the door
>B. Open the door to her home, you're like family right?
>C. Call her on the scouter
>D. Go somewhere else.

>>41628503
>A. Go knock on the door

>>41628503
>A. Go knock on the door

>>41628503
>>A. Go knock on the door

>>41628479
>>41628300
I think this guy has the right of it. Right now we are setting up relationships that we will scramble to save when the Freiza hammer comes down.

Then its open ended though with probably another 'Kill Frieza' objective.

>>41628573
>Then its open ended though with probably another 'Kill Frieza' objective.
Only if he kills people we care about other wise...I don't think Bruce would really care that his race got destroyed.

>>41628503
>A. Go knock on the door

Personal note but I get kinda freaked out in my quest when I have a low turnout compared to my friends that also do quests.

I'm unsure if I'll be burned for saying this but I feel like SWQ is tied for the least interesting/fun quest with Human, while SAQ manages to tie for best with Tuffle in my opinion on interest because of how Arctus is written.

>>41628646
That brings up a good point I suppose. Do I control the thoughts and actions of Arctus and Bruce too much? At times I feel like I'm the one playing the character and you guys are choosing what he does rather than playing him, compared to how Kato/Chuckles do it

>>41628673
Fuck right the hell off, Nothing is worse than that piece of garbage!

>>41628741
Nah it's fine, Just don't set the goals to much, But shoot down the stupid ideas asap even if they have support.

>>41628742
Man AngryAnon, Human quest unnaturally triggers you.

>>41628741
Its cool.

>>41628777
>Human quest unnaturally triggers you.
No really i didn't notice? It's a piece of shit and yes i do hate it and SOM with every fiber of my being.

>>41628777
That's cause its Vegeta, shitposting at dragon/pol got boring for him

>>41628808
No i'm angryanon, Not the autistic other anon who got called geets.

>>41628802
What did you in? It had to be something specific. I know the whole quest was shitty but what was the very moment for you?

>>41628827
Videl mostly, And him being so goddamned sueish.

>>41628846
What's sueish about him? The fact that he is a natural born super human. Thats like saying Bruce is sueish because he was born as a natural legendary SSJ.

>>41628846
It was that 'cunt' write in huh?

I'm only guessing that cause I remember someone being really pissed about that and I think it was you.

>>41628873
Nope, Just to much focus on Videl really.

>>41628873
Either that or he is the 18fag, but I doubt he would be salty as this.

>>41628871
There is no such thing as a super human, There is however a LSSJ in canon.

>>41628896
I see, my bad then.

>>41628909
The 18fag was a joker, I don't think he meant anything seriously and was just messing around.

>>41628918
So your just mad that the guy doesn't fit canon and made all the humans more relevant than the saiyans?

>>41628937
>I see, my bad then.
It's cool, People make mistakes after all.

>>41628945
I was told to list the main things and i did, I don't feel like going into a rant about EVERYTHING that's bad with the quest just to explain how that's one of the bad things.

Now let's just drop this line of discussion and hope that Eail's internet get's stable.

Best part of Human Quest for me was the samefag war during the Cell games, that was alot of fun.

>>41629112
Fuck you for reminding me about that, everyone went full retard during the Cell fight because of that.

>>41629112
Why did you have to bring up memories of that UHHHHHG.....

>>41629132
We went full retard cause the moment we stopped playing SOMs game and tried to use teamwork we were being railroaded back into submission.

So fuck it we wanted to have fun.

>>41629057
They can't contact the administrators so I might be fucked. Really don't want to but I may have to try to qm from my phone

>>41629204
Thats pretty tough to do.

>>41629204
Eh if you have to do that i say just wait until you get steady internet back up to QM, Just tweet the situation, We'll understand.

Rip

>>41630028
and tear?

Net is back, let's hope it stays that way for once

>>41630415
Welcome back.

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You came all the way here and decided to devote at least a portion of your day to doing stuff with Hanasia, or hanging out for a while if nothing else. Not a chance some puny door can stop such a mighty saiyan like yourself, even if you do have the manners to bother knocking first.

Stepping up to the door you rap your fist against the metal a few times, really trying to keep your strength in check so you don't accidentally break down Hanasia's door. Doing something like that first thing in the morning is typically frowned upon in most civilized worlds... which Vegeta technically is?

Right that problem with talking to yourself too much, need to stop that.

...A little more won't hurt while you're waiting for Hanasia to come to the door.

Considering her normal bravado it's a little concerning that she's seemed so down lately, normally she's the type of woman that keeps others on their toes, making sure that they don't get too complacent with their surroundings one way or another. Typically through punching them in the back of the head or a blast to the ground near their feet, but she still tries at the least.

You haven't tried to worm into her personal life too much, so you aren't sure if it could be something there, and another session of knocking gives you more time to think.

Perhaps someone she knew didn't come back from a mission? Saiyans lead rather violent lives and it's common to lose comrades along the way, it's why most saiyans don't actually have that many friends, ones that are still living anyways.

Just as you're about to knock once more, or give up, the door in front of you opens up, revealing a rather deshevled looking Hanasia, eyes half lidded and wearing... oh kais.

"Bruce? What'er you doing here?" She slurs before yawning and stretching.

>A. Morning Hanasia
>B. Why are you not wearing pants
>C. PANIC
>D. Write in

>>41630553
>A. Morning Hanasia
>>B. Why are you not wearing pants?

>Panic Internally!

>>41630553
>A. Morning Hana-Why are you not wearing pants

>>41630553
>>A. Morning Hanasia
>>B. Why are you not wearing pants

>>41630553
>>A. Morning Hanasia

>>41630553
>A. Morning Hanasia
You haven't been your usual catty self lately.

>B. Why are you not wearing pants

Wait, do we really want to know why?

>>41630553
>B. Why are you not wearing pants

>>41630645
No, but it's a reflexive question.

>>41630645
>Wait, do we really want to know why?
Its cause she just woke up, that's honestly it. I thought you guys were voting for it for the jollies.

>>41630683
We are, It's just one anon being yeah....

Writing

Semi lewd big sis Hanasia is the best

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>>41630943
Piss off, We're staying faithful to BEST MAXIMUM.

>>41630553
>Why aren't you wearing pants?

>The [burp] better question is Bruce. Why are you /still/ wearing pants?

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>>41630553
Right, breathe, you're not some kid, you're Prince freaking Broosel and unit commander of the grand saiyan army. Seeing a woman only wearing a shirt that really isn't all that long shouldn't bother you too much.

"Morning Hanasia? Sleep well? Why are you not wearing pants?" You ask the woman all at once.

Fucking. Nailed it.

The older woman blinks at you and seems slightly confused before looking down and seeing what she's wearing, which currently consists of a larger than normal shirt that comes down to just her mid thighs.

Finally it seems that things start to click together in her head and her eyes actually start to perk up in realization. "Oh... right." The saiyan then gave a shrug and leaned against her doorway. "'Swhat I sleep in... you woke me up." She says.

"Oh, sorry about that, just thought I'd drop by and check in on you. Saw you around town a couple of times and you kinda seemed... off? I was kinda worried." You say, being entirely truthful with her and trying not to look down, looking the taller woman in her eyes.

You see her flinch for a moment, before trying to play it off with one of her usual Hanasia style grins. "Aww, worried about me Bruce? I'm so touched, wanna find out if I'm wearing panties by the way?"

Wait what.

>A. ...Kinda?
>B. NOPE
>C. Dude I'm a kid what
>D. Write in

>>41631085
>B. NOPE
>C. Dude I'm a kid what
>But seriously what's the problem Hanasia?

>>41631085
>>A. ...Kinda?
>D. Write in
"Wait no. I came to ask if everything is alright with you."

>>41631085
>B. NOPE
>C. Dude I'm a kid what

>>41631123
Seconded

>>41631085
>C. Dude I'm a kid what
>D. Write in

We won't be swayed by your seductive tricks and weird feelings! What's really bothering you, now?

>>41631123
Second

>>41631121
Second

>>41631085
>A. ...Kinda?

>>41631123
Yes, I need this

>>41631085
>D Sorry, Broly gets to pick my women, otherwise i'm getting smothered in my sleep.

>>41631085
>>41631121
This

>>41631123
Second

>>41631085
>>A. ...Kinda?
>D. Write in
"Yes to the worrying, no comment on the other thing."

>>41631123
>>41631148
>>41631157
>>41631159
>>41631162
>Trying to cheat on Broly
You all disgust me.

>>41631188
Schrodinger's panties anon

We have to know or else we're gonna go mad

>>41631188
Chill Broly is still the main girl.

>>41631188

I REQUIRE THAT INFO ANON, THANK YOU VERY MUCH

>>41631219
There's a condition on lewding Hanasia, She has to beat Broly first, Or are you fine with cheating and lying to Broly? Which is completely OOC?
>>41631226
Thought you were fucking better than that Nero, Guess i was wrong.

>>41631085
>D. ¨Put some clothes on woman, before Broly tears us both apart for the implications alone.¨

Calling the vote and counting

>>41631251
>There's a condition on lewding Hanasia, She has to beat Broly first, Or are you fine with cheating and lying to Broly? Which is completely OOC?

AngryAnon. Look at the society this takes place in. This isn't a marriage and pure monogamous kind of place. This is going to be doubly so when Freiza blows up Vegeta.

I agree the that Bruce loves or will love Broly, but other girls on the side isn't an issue. Esspecially considering the eventual circumstances.

>>41631251

Well, I need some lolz since my quest is as slow as molasses, please understand

>>41631306
Go and reread our interactions and what we promised Broly.
>>41631307
Oh so you're just being an asshole and voting OOC options huh? For the "Lulz".

>>41631325

Meh. Dont be so angry. It's not like its gonna backfire tremendously

At least I really hope It dosent

Three possible outcomes.

Hanasia is wearing panties and is fucking with us.

Hanasia is not wearing panties and wants to /ss/

Hanasia has a penis and this is about to get magical realm as fuck

Damn Brossel for a saiyan, you got a lot of tail.

>>41631374
Of course it's going to, And it is again completely OOC for Bruce, Go and fucking read what he promised Broly before you do this kinda bullcrap.

>>41631423
Ayyy

>>41631399
Third option made me shoot soda out of my nose, fuck anon. It was funny but it hurt like hell.

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"Kinda?" You eventually say after a rather long and awkward staredown with Hanasia before suddenly shaking your head "Wait no I came to ask if everything is alright with you since it didn't seem like you were acting normally." The follow up comes before you realize exactly what it was you just said and admitted to. Considering this is Hanasia herself, that was probably a reaaaally bad thing.

The older woman for her part, looks just as surprised as you are that you expressed any interest, before proceeding to cackle and hunch over holding her gut laughing. It doesn't take long for her to regain her composure though... as much as Hanasia ever actually has that sort of thing.

Wiping a tear away from her eye, Hanasia grins at you and with her other hand fiddles with the end of her shirt. "Naughty boy Bruce, here I thought I was just supposed to be your big sister, and here you are wanting to see if I'm wearing panties or not~" As she starts to raise her shirt up you immediately slap a hand over your eyes.

And then proceed to peek through your fingers anyways because you're a male damn it and some things are just hard wired into the brain.

You really didn't peg Hanasia for the type to wear cute pink panties... oh GOD WHY IS SHE RAISING THE SHIRT STILL

"Nope!" You yelp perhaps louder than intended and shove the woman back into her apartment before jumping in yourself and closing the door behind the two of you.

It's easy for Hanasia to steady herself, and she looks rather amused that you followed her into the apartment as well. "My my, so forward Bruce, what's a girl to think eh~?" She asks as she moves forward and gets very close.

You can practically taste the booze on her breath.

>A. "...Please tell me what's wrong, I care about you"
>B. "Cut it out damn it"
>C. Tease her back, you can play this game too
>D. Write in

>>41631620
>B. "Cut it out damn it"
>A. "...Please tell me what's wrong, I care about you"

>>41631620
>B. "Cut it out damn it"

>>41631620
>A. "...Please tell me what's wrong, I care about you"

>>41631620
>B. "Cut it out damn it"
>A. "...Please tell me what's wrong, I care about you"
Okay that's gone far enough.

>>41631620
>D. ¨I NEED AN ADULT!¨

>>41631620
>>D. Write in
"You've been drinking, whats been up with you?"

>>41631620

>A. "...Please tell me what's wrong, I care about you"
>B. "Cut it out damn it"

>>41631678
Supporting

This is the time to panic.

>>41631727
Not really, Bruce has been around this block before.

>>41631620
>A. "...Please tell me what's wrong, I care about you"
>B. "Cut it out damn it"
>>41631727
We've never panicked externally in this kinda situation before dumbass.

>>41631756
...tbh I just want her to say 'I am an adult Bruce...' while she continues to fuck with us.

>>41631756
>>41631769
He's been on the brink of being raped by a drunk Hanasia?

Hah, no. No he hasn't.

He's been flirted with, quite hard, even, but not this.

This guy in particular
>>41631769
is one of those waifufags that gets violent.

>>41631800
Already done this gag before dumbfuck.

>>41631620
>"...I need an adult..."

>>41631813
Technically we are stronger than Hanasia, so if it comes down to it we can punch her out and get away.

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>>41631813

Just let him calm down...let him vent...

Also might as well delete old vote and support this >>41631840

>>41631856
Indeed.

But that doesn't mean we wouldn't "panic" in the process.

And punching her out is a panic moment.

He could just push her away and leave it at that, but flat out knocking her unconscious? Panic.

>>41631620
>B. "Cut it out damn it"
>A. "...Please tell me what's wrong, I care about you"

Calling the vote

>>41631620

Hanasia is the girl that likes to tease but tenses up when shit gets real.

Pin her up against the wall and pull her hair back.

Please Hanasia, You've got no idea how to play the game like me. So what's wrong?

>>41632131
Piss off,

>>41632131
>>41632161

I'm with the angry waifufag on this one.

That write-in was cringeworthy.

>>41632186
Not even that guy, It's just that that was bloody horrible.

>>41632186

Yeah, Me too. I agree with what archetype she is, But that's just too much

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As Hanasia keeps pushing forwards and backing you up against her wall, you finally get at least some semblance of control back and put your hands out. Keeping her back away from you by pushing her shoulders, there's at least a bit of distance between the two of you.

"Cut it out damn it!" You growl. "Please... just tell me what's wrong Hanasia... I care about you and I want to help." You beg the woman, wanting your friend to go back to normal and stop acting so strange.

"If you wanna help then stop fighting back Bruce!" She growls back at you, attempting to force her way past your superior strength rather than attempting another strategy.

Oh to hell with this, she's a saiyan, she can take a bit of rough housing.

Pushing back against Hanasia, you reverse the situation, now having her pinned against the wall, her letting out a grunt due to the impact before smiling madly. "Yes yes! Perfect, come on Bruce you can be more aggressive than that, take charge, do whatever you want!"

The hell is wrong with this woman? "Hanasia just talk to me, I want to help but I can't tell if you've gone crazy or it's the booze saying all this weird stuff! This isn't the Hanasia that's my friend, the one I care about and want to help!" You sternly say, hammering the wall for emphasis.

It isn't until you look up at her again that you can see the tears, real tears, that are starting to slide down her cheeks...

Fuck

>A. Hug Hanasia
>B. "I'm sorry..."
>C. Leave, this is getting too weird
>D. Kiss Hanasia?
>E. Write in

>>41632332
>A. Hug Hanasia
>B. "I'm sorry..."

>>41632332
>A. Hug Hanasia
>B. "I'm sorry..."
Give me a couple of years and convince Broly

>>41632332
>>D

I just want to piss off that one guy

>>41632332
>A. Hug Hanasia
>B. "I'm sorry..."
Did not expect this

>>41632332
>A. Hug Hanasia
>B. "I'm sorry..."
>D. Kiss Hanasia?

>>41632332
>>A. Hug Hanasia
>B. "I'm sorry..."

>>41632363
Hanasia is the one that is going to have to talk to her and convince her.

>>41632332
>A. Hug Hanasia
>B. "I'm sorry..."
>>41632388
>Hanasia is the one that is going to have to talk to her and convince her.
Agreed

>>41632332
>A. Hug Hanasia
>B. "I'm sorry..."

>>41632332
>E Wipe her tears away and then go make her something to sober her up. Like soup.

>>41632332
>A. Hug Hanasia
>B. "I'm sorry..."

>>41632332
>A. Hug Hanasia
>B. "I'm sorry..."
>>41632428
Second

>>41632408

Yeah seconding, would accept the kiss if it was some sort of cooldown "Never talk about this" kind of kiss

>>41632428
Also this

>>41632428
>>41632439
>>41632470

>implying Bruce can cook

>>41632483

Well that will bring us all at least a joyful experience to wipe away the tears

>>41632483
>Implying Bruce isn't one of the best cooks on the planet thanks to Gine
PLEEEEEEB!

>>41632544
Except he isn't.

Not implying.

He really isn't.

I mean, I -want- him to be able to out-cook Chichi, or momma Kaguya but it just ain't habbeding right now.

Calling the vote

>>41632586
Actually if you look back into the threads we are an okay cook actually, We've helped out Gine in cooking even.

Oh shit, Has Broosel friendzoned Hanasia?

Does she have like a stockholm fetish, where she only gets the hots for a guy that can beat her?

>>41632607
That does not equate to
>>41632544

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>>41632683

>>41632683
More like IAmTooYoungZoned. Time can change that, but they both gotta survive lolFrieza.

>>41632683
>implying Hanasia wouldn't get an even harder ladyboner for Bruce if he gave her a challenge like that

>>41632683

How hard it is to get the Harem ending?

>>41632586
Even Bruce can't break those limits

>>41632863
Harem's are fucking shit.

>>41632863
That depends on Hansania's ability to convince Broly.

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>>41632863
>Wanting haremshit

>>41632863
>>41632879
He's right.

No harem.

Only Broly.

And Hanasia

:^)

>>41632916
>Broly reveals her MAXIMUMNESS
Yeah Hanasia's probably fucked

>>41632958
I'm not saying they fight. I'm saying they talk woman to woman. After most of the Saiyans are dead.

You might, MIGHT, have been a bit too aggressive and screwed this up, but if she just would have acted normal and not been so damn weird.

Still, you feel bad for making your friend upset, if this really was your fault. Taking your hands off her shoulders, you instead wrap them around her torso and hug the taller woman tightly. "I'm sorry... I didn't mean to upset you." You softly say, sounding rather down about what you've done.

Hanasia is quick to hug you back, squeezing you tightly against her chest as she starts to sink down to the ground, bringing you with her. Keeping you in her arms like a very awkward looking teddy bear as she cries and really makes you feel like garbage as a result.

Is this what it feels like to be Bardock when Gine is throwing the cleavers at him? Women are strange...

Eventually when it seems like she's starting to finish up and dry her tears, Hanasia rubs her eyes, wiping away the moisture that's left and sighing. She's not looking down at you directly but that isn't stoping her from still hugging you.

"You don't need to apologize Bruce... this is all my fault." Shaking her head, she squeezes you again. "But you probably don't want to hear about all of it... see you at the mission tomorrow and we act like this didn't happen?" She offers, sounding slightly reluctant even towards her own offer as she lets you go.

>A. "If I didn't care I wouldn't have been your Teddy Bear"
>B. She has a point, you're getting in way too deep here
>C. Write in

>>41633016
>A. "If I didn't care I wouldn't have been your Teddy Bear"
>Just...Wait til i'm older actually okay? Also you have to get Broly's permission....

>>41633016
>A. "If I didn't care I wouldn't have been your Teddy Bear"
>I'm an idiot kid, give me a few years and one day if Broly agrees i can be an idiot adult for you.

>>41633016
>>A. "If I didn't care I wouldn't have been your Teddy Bear"

>>41633062
>>41633046
Pretty much these.

Well this got awkwardly quiet quick

>>41633016
>C. ¨Nope. Your going to tell me all your problems, then we're going to eat a tub of ice-cream together and I'm going to be a good friend and listen to all your problems and give inadequate advice based on the fact that I'm just a kid.¨

>>41633207
Make jokes.

Cut tension with humor.

Share an awkward chuckle.

Immediately resort to going out and blowing something up to unwind.

Good life.

Eail, when the fuck is "SaiyanCena" gonna show up and winlol?

Bruce needs a fair 1v1 fight!

>>41633278
Just have him and Broly go on a 'date' to a isolated planet and have them cut loose.

>>41633248
Going out and getting blown? But anon, hanasia is right here. We could just do that right now.

>>41633278
Really dude? Piss off with the Lol Randumb stuff.

>>41633278

Cena needs to be at least the same power level as Majin Bu for it to be accurate to Canon

I really liked being a GM in that quest, pity nobody continued it

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>>41633300
>implying it's ever a fair fight with Broly

Hah!

>>41633313
>mfw

>>41633341
Hey just the challenge Bruce was looking for! He'll be in the dirt constantly but will probably be having the time of his life.

>>41633368
lewd

>>41633016
Calling the Vote

>>41633368
It's not a challenge if there's no possibility of winning anon.

>>41633505
Zenkai is a hell of a drug.

>>41633519
That still doesn't change the fact that it isn't a challenge if there is no possibility of winning, And Bruce likes fair/equal level fights.

>>41633519

John Cena is probably against drugs, So I think it cancels out.

>>41633543
>And Bruce likes fair/equal level fights.

So does everyone who likes to fight.

And getting the shit kicked out of you is a challenge, since you can only go up from there.

Really, you'd never complete a triathlon with your attitude.

>>41633576
Okay then, Why don't we just go fight Frieza or Cooler than! I'm sure it'll be a challenge!
You see how stupid that is now?

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>>41633624
>tfw fighting someone who will kill you isn't the same as fighting someone who wont

Gee, let me make an asinine argument that doesn't at all help my case.

I'm sure being a complete idiot without thinking will work to my benefit!

Certainly I don't look like a jackass right now!

>mfw

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>>41633624
>Not fighting Kuriza
Pleb.

>>41633624

Well I think He's talking about a friendly match anon....

>>41633682
The fuck is that?

>>41633624
Or we could fight Turles' crew and take it over, and get some sweet Fruit of Might action.

>>41633708
But they're plebs anon!

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>>41633700
>Not knowing who Kuriza is.
He's the son of Frieza, plebanon.

>>41633728
Yar har, fiddle di dee,
Being a pirate is all right with me

>>41633791
Do what you want 'cause a pirate lives free!

>>41633806
You are a pirate!

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"If I didn't care I wouldn't let you push me into your boobs and treat me like a teddy bear for so long." You reply rather dryly before hugging Hanasia on your own once more. "So tell me, I'm your friend and I wanna help you."

Hanasia merely chuckles at your actions before sighing. "Some saiyans we are... letting our emotions guide us rather than just being simple killing machines, our ancestors would be so proud eh Bruce?" She says with a weak smile before relaxing against the wall and looking up at the ceiling. "Might as well get comfortable, we may be here for a while." Patting a spot on the ground next to her.

Shuffling over to sit beside the woman, you go motion for her to go ahead and get things started.

"Let's keep it short so we don't get all mushy on each other again yeah? I'm twenty Bruce, most saiyans already have their mate by this point, especially strong ones... but I don't. For all the shit we say about saiyans loving strength, guys sure do get intimidated by a woman that's stronger than they are." She laughs at that for a moment, sounding bitter.

"For how hard I worked, how hard I trained, I get passed up for weaker women simply because guys find power scary, and hell, I'll admit I didn't want a guy that couldn't kick my butt... then little Prince Broosel comes along, and beats me worse than anyone ever has before." Hanasia has a nostalgic look in her eyes, almost like she's enjoying the memory of you beating the tar out of her.

Glancing down at her side to see you, she continues "I've tried older guys, younger guys, and guys my own age, but you're the only one that ever beat me like that Bruce. You're twelve, a kid, but you act more mature than I do most of the time. Sure you're kinda cute when you get embarrassed when I flirt with you, but really, you're a good guy and an effective leader."

>CONT

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>>41634060
Sighing, Hanasia runs a hand through her hair "The only guy around that can beat me up, treats me like a good and trusted friend, and even plays around with the flirting now and then, just so happens to have a rather possessive girlfriend already... let alone the age gap."

Saiyan society expects things to happen at a young age, you're a race of warriors after all, death and warfare is a constant in your way of life, and that means the ranks need to be refilled often. Strong Saiyan men even take multiple women, spread the power, make more elites. Even then, she does have a bit of a point.

"So yeah, I've been drinking more than normal... helps me clear my head kinda, so I'm not focusing on all of this, you. Figured maybe if I did, would eventually do something stupid like I tried earlier or would realize I'm being dumb and stop. Instead, we're here." She finishes, before glancing at you again.

"Life is a helluva thing, ain't it Bruce?"

>WRITE IN

>>41634075
Well, you can always ask Broly and fight for a place in the Harem.

>>41634075
>"Broly did say she'd share if someone could get her approval, so uh, I guess you have a goal, now? I don't think any "mating" is coming into play any time soon, though."

>>41634075
Your one strong hell of a woman,
Broly should let you if you convince her, just be prepared for one hell of a fight.

>>41634075
>"Well if you get the okay from Broly and wait til i'm older we can give it a shot i suppose if you want? I mean i'm still a kid after all you know."

>>41634075
"Look just give me sometime to grow up a little. I'm not completely unresponsive to your affections as you probably know, but I am still pretty young. And as for Broly, that's something you two will need to work out yourselves.

>>41634075
The whole strength not what our ancestry says it should be thing? Yeah I get it. Well you could always Fight Broly for a place, or you could find a guy who doesn't care about power, and even if he's weak train him up. I mean saiyan's power levels are not set in stone, effort and determination will get you farther than anything, lock at Bardock, or hell lock at me.

>>41634075
>>41634134
Second

>>41634134
Second

Calling the vote

We're probably gonna run for another hour or so, getting real tired. Know it's a short session again and such but the internet is a real asshole like that and dropped us for two hours

>>41634555
Eh fine by me i'm getting tired aswell.

lewd older big sis Hanasia confirmed.

Is she gonna sexually bully us now?

>>41634872
She'll do the same as she always does, maybe even a little less after this.

But goddamn Bruce's pelvis is going to break with all the sexual tension built up over the years when he finally gives the okay.

>>41634872
No because bullying is shitty.

>>41634898
>Bruce's voice cracks

>in the distance, a mad cackling can be heard, and the sound of someone rushing through the air at breakneck speeds, power flaring to terrifying levels

GG

>>41634943
IT WAS ME BARRY, I SHIT YOUR PANTS

>>41634898
>Implying the LSSJ's pelvis can break
HAH!

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>>41634955
>THAT TIME HANASIA HEARD YOUR BALLS DROP!?

>ME!! BROOSEL! IT WAS ME!

Man this is awkward... why does it all happen to you, would being just a normal average saiyan really be that bad compared to the weird stuff that seems to happen to you on a semi regular basis?

It's really hard to admit that you're thinking of agreeing to something like this, but eventually your mouth starts to work before your mind decides that something like that would be a good idea.

"You're a really strong woman Hanasia, and... Broly did say she'd share if someone could get her approval, so uh, I guess you have a goal, now? I don't think any "mating" is coming into play any time soon, though."

You gulp before continuing "Well if you get the okay from Broly and wait till i'm older we can give it a shot I suppose if you want? I mean I'm still a kid after all you know."

Fucking nailing this Bruce good job, lead them on and don't promise a god damn thing because that's how they get ya in the end.

Hanasia... purrs? In interest as you seem to be receptive of having her around for... reasons. "Glad to hear it Bruce, that means I can keep teasing you and nobody can say anything about it, leave Broly to me and we'll get this all sorted out, but it's rude to keep a lady waiting for too long you know~" She finishes by tapping her finger against your nose.

Why do you suddenly feel very awkward?

>A. Right so now that you're good I'm gonna go do some guy stuff!
>B. Wanna hang out for a bit, train and stuff?
>C. Kiss Hanasia (Lips or Cheek Peck)
>D. Write in

>>41635084
>A. Right so now that you're good I'm gonna go do some guy stuff!
Time to spend some time with lil Geets

>>41635084
>>A. Right so now that you're good I'm gonna go do some guy stuff!
Big bro.


So like 15?16?

>>41635157
17 minimum, 18 best because we're a adult then.

>>41635084
>A. Right so now that you're good I'm gonna go do some guy stuff!

>>41635084
>A. Right so now that you're good I'm gonna go do some guy stuff!
Like make sure Raditz can teach Kakarot how to belch loudly.

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>>41635084
>Bruce's fw this whole situation

>>41635084
>D. ¨Right but don't kill each other okay? It has to end in both of you alive...hot and sweaty with both of you wan-

>A. ¨Uh. I'm going to go attend my princely duties now. Like take a cold shower. Maybe three.¨

>>41635157
Going to say 16. That seems like the 'adulthood' for Saiyan society.

>>41635084
>A. Right so now that you're good I'm gonna go do some guy stuff!
Like a cold shower, or swimming in a frozen lake.

>>41635284
The ironic thing is we can either go talk to Nappa about this, with his degree in Child Psychology, or to Bardock, with his degree in Punch It Till It Goes Away problem solving 101

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>>41635320
>Punch it till it goes away
>Erections

>>41635386
So, the normal way?

>"Just uh, choke it, Bruce. Kids these days can't even handle themselves..."

>>41635084
>>D. Write in
Don't be too happy about it. I'm pretty sure Broly is stronger then me.

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"Right! So... now that this is all taken care of and you aren't totally sad and stuff anymore, I'm gonna go do some guy stuff! Really manly things like breaking rocks with my hands and stuff! Stuff... guy stuff... Yeah!" You hurridly say after hugging Hanasia one more time and scrambling to your feet.

The woman slowly gets up as well, looking much better and also quite amused at your antics. Stretching out she motions towards the door "It's always open for you if you ever feel like stopping by Bruce, same with all the other doors in my home~"

Yep, Hanasia is back to normal.

Blasting off from Hanasia's porch, you really feel like you need to go talk to Nappa... or Bardock... maybe King Vegeta? They all know something or another about women, could probably help with these issues.

Then again King Dick would probably just make things worse or give you bad advice on purpose. He's kind of a dick like that.

Still, with Hanasia's issues taken care of at least for the moment, the path is cleared for your squad to start on their mission tomorrow, to take things to the stars once more in the attempt to genocide the universe for an evil space lizard.

Fun times

>SAIYAN WARRIORS QUEST #12 END

Sorry we didn't get much done today guys, the internet problems really fucked me so far as to how I wanted to handle everything.

On the bright side, BIG MEATY CoK tomorrow morning, so be on the lookout for that.

>>41635731
Thanks Eail. Go attack your ISP.

>>41635731
Thanks for running Eail! And I always look forward to CoK.

>>41635731

Thanks for the session, Eail. Hope your internet problem gets better soon.

>>41635731
Man your internet needs to stop being an asshole. Good run.

>>41628479
I'm thinking Bruce dies in the destruction of Planet Vegeta.

>>41631620
Boner stop.
You are going to influence my judgement and turn me from a reasonable dude into a magical realmer.
Boner pls no this is a quest thread
Damn it it's no use.
Guys help, Hanasia is causing me to IRL lewd.

>>41639868
all according to plan

>>41639714
There's a chance of it at least

>>41636860
I know right