>>41666817
Links:
>Character Bios: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R9snecj2CMMLcA_gFlvUnqPKKrFJDhMUGmWYcCc0qjk/edit?usp=sharing
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>Setting Info: http://pastebin.com/aRt0MR72
>Twitter: https://twitter.com/BrightTegu
>Ask: http://ask.fm/BrightTegu
>Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Orc%20Warlord

>>41666817
>No, this is fine

>>41666817
>>No, this is fine

>>41666817
>>>Yes, add... (write-in)
>Vor'zal
He's all healed up now, and there are some fey-animals in there which would be useful to have.
Like that thing we fought off last time, or the big bird things.

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>>41666817

Hyyyyyypppppeeeeeeee

>>41666817
>No, this is fine.

>>41666817
>>41666892
I'll also add that some players were asking about Zo'rok, though I personally don't support bringing him.
http://ask.fm/BrightTegu/answer/131692364937

>>41666817
>No, this is fine

>>41666817
>No, this is fine

>>41666844
>>41666870
>>41666905
>>41666926
>>41666931
Why do you not want magical mounts and animals?

>>41666817
Actually, could Vor'zal have handled those wandenbuss or whatever we encountered last time with his amazing animal skills so that we wouldn't have had to fought them?
I imagine avoiding unnecessary conflict with fey would be very beneficial especially on this raid with very few orcs.

>>41666935
Because we wasted very valuable Zhul'orok Zhar favor trying to pokeymang a bandersnatch and getting nothing out of it. And also acquiring mounts is not the point of this raid.
Keep your eye on the prize and don't get distracted.

>>41666976
You mean Tak'zaya Ska.
And Vor'zal would be able to talk them down without having to spend favors, he's a fucking priest.
Also possibly see >>41666953 if you want to focus on the prize, then distractions are not good.

>>41666935

We literally have an entire jungle to plunder after this.

>>41666953
It is certainly within Vor'zal's skillset.

>>41667005
>having more creatures attacking the superpowerful thing we want to rob is bad
>having more magical animals is bad
Who says there isn't something unique in this dreamrealm, or that the jungle has anything comparable to what we can find here?

>>41667023
>having more magical animals is bad

Who said that?

I just said we're going to the jungle after this.

>>41667035
You did.
Why is going to the jungle afterwards a reason to not get magical animals now?

Since Vor'zal and Zo'rok have been brought up, we'll do this:

>Neither
>Vor'zal
>Zo'rok
>Both

>>41666817
>Yes, add... (write-in)
>Vor'zal

>>41667068

>Both

>>41667068
>Vor'zal
Can we tell Zo'rok he's free to come if he wants to? I mean, I don't have strong feelings on him either way, but I wouldn't tell him he can't if he wants to come.

>>41667068
>Both

>>41667068
>Both

>>41667068
>>Neither

>>41667075
Don't forget to vote on >>41667068

>>41667068
>Neither

>>41667068
>Neither

>>41667068

>Can you repeat the question?

three for both, three for neither, one one for Vor'zal and maybe Zo'rok if he wants, which is closer to both than neither, so we'll go with that.

Writing.

>>41667222
Hey Warlord, is there a smut pastebin link?

>>41667339
No there isn't, generally you can just use www.archive.moe/tg/search/username/warlord/text/orgasm to find all scenes though, I think.

>>41667339
There isn't, but there probably should be, hold on.

>http://pastebin.com/xZ6dWCvs

Here's the three I've done on pastebin. As for the ones in the actual threads, that would require a bit more work to go back and collect up.

>>41667377
>>41667388
Oh ok, thanks!

“Got everything you need?” Zo'rok asks, as you look over the group.

“Maybe, I'll take Vor'zal too, lot of strange animals in the dream realm,” you grunt.

Zo'rok nods, sending one of the orcs off to retrieve the old priest.

“You want to come too, Zo'rok?”

“I'll pass, this time, with how tense things got recently it would be good to stay here and keep anyone from getting dumb ideas while you're away.”

You frown. “You think someone will try something?”

“Can't say, there's still a few orcs who weren't happy with how things went while you were gone, and that you came back. Besides, now that Ya'zada's carrying your whelps I should probably limit how many skulls she has to crack if something does happen.”

You nod, slapping a hand down on Zo'rok's shoulder.

“Thank you, Zo'rok, I know I can trust you to make a very messy example of traitors,” you smirk.

Your friend cackles in response, turning and heading back up the tunnel, passing Vor'zal on the way, the old priest stalking down to join the group.

(cont)

>>41667467
“Vor'zal, if we run into any strange fey beasts though there, think you can control them?” you ask, as he sniffs the air, frowning.

“Yes, if they think like beasts, doesn't matter where they came from,” he grunts. While his language is not as rough as it was right after you found him, his voice is still harsh and strained, you get the feeling Vor'zal is never going to entirely get used to being orcish again.

“Good, then let's go,” you nod, turning to Vaki.

The fey nods, grabbing hold of the nearest orc by the wrist, who gives you an uneasy look as she starts to tug him towards the water.

“It's fine, go ahead,” you grunt, the orc taking a deep breath as he gets pulled beneath the river.

It is some time before Vaki returns, and you can see why she suggested a smaller group, otherwise you'd be at this for days. Soon Vaki pulls you beneath the water, though the sensation of the running river soon fades for the strange weightlessness of the void you passed through on your return to the mortal realm. You surface at the far bank of the familiar lake, to the strange blue sky and ghostly sands. Pulling yourself up from the water, you look around the group, while some look a little uneasy as they survey the alien landscape, none are acting foolishly, your lieutenants chose the group well.

“So, Vaki, where is this thing?”

The fey points off east, where the stony trees grow thicker, you won't see far in there, and you've no doubt there's more troublesome beasts between you and your destination.

>Send scouts out ahead (anyone in particular?)
>Stick together

>>41667484
>>Stick together
Should scare anyway any annoying small things, and the big ones that are worth taming might still approach.

>>41667484
>Stick together

>>41667484
>Stick together
Every orc is valuable in this mission, lets not loose that many strong orcs.

>>41667388
Or you could just make your pastes public. is there a story for why they arent?

Writing.

You gesture for the group to all into line as you make for the trees. Vor'zal skulks around the edges of the group, as seems to be his preference, while Dru'ak and the three honorguard make a path for the main group through the thicker areas of petrified plantlife, heavy blades and mauls splintering stony branches. It's not subtle, but given that the alternative is spending hours trying to find the only route through the forest which doesn't involve your warriors getting ripped to shreds on the trees, it'll have to do.

It's slow, tiresome work, and you see nothing beyond a few tiny fey animals which are no threat, not to mention lacking value as warbeasts, as you push on through the forest.

“How far is it, Vaki?” you ask, the little fey by your side staring up at you with a smile.

“Still further, long way to go. Vaki took the river, much quicker, but not for orcs,” she grins, not the most helpful answer, but the fey seems to have trouble with solid concepts of distance and time.

Vor'zal appears by your side as you speak with the fey, the old orc sniffing as his head turns back and forth.

“Something wrong, Vor'zal?”

“Following our trail, pack of beasts.”

“You think they'll attack?”

Vor'zal shakes his head. “Too few in number, waiting for one to stray off from pack, or to scavenge from dead.”

It could be a problem if they gain the courage to attack once your group is locked in combat with something else, but on the other hand, fighting them could prove to a pointless waste of time, and risk some unlucky injuries before you even reach your destination.

>Circle back around an ambush them
>Leave them, push on

>>41667787
>Leave them, push on

>>41667787
>Ur'shal and Vor'zal break off from the group to bait the beasts into approaching, then try to either kill or "tame" them.
Maybe one more person could go?

>>41667787
Does vorzal know how many?

>>41667787
>Leave them, push on

>>41667787
this: >>41667842

>>41667887
Around ten of them, at best guess, though he's basing that on hearing and smell, so he can't be completely sure.

>>41667787
>Circle back around an ambush them

>>41667787
>>41667999
I'll second this, though attach one of Ur's honorguard for safe measure

Okay, looks like Ur, Vor'zal and one of the honorguard breaking off to lure in the beasts wins.

Writing.

>>41667787
>>Circle back around an ambush them

“We'll break off from the main group, bait them in, then you can take control of them,” you explain to Vor'zal, the old priest giving a grunt in response.

“The rest of you, keep going straight,” you call, the pack continuing their march as you and Vor'zal hang back.

“You, with me,” you gesture for one of the honorguard, the three of you splitting off from the main group.

Sure enough, it isn't long before Vor'zal's ears perk up, the old priest giving a growl.

“Took the bait, coming for us now.”

You scan the treeline silently. Sure enough you spot more of the squat, hairy beasts that attacked you and Vaki before as they skulk between the trees. Vor'zal's eyes narrow as he looks across the group, his gaze fixing on one, a little larger than the rest, patches of its striped fur torn out on one side, replaced with an ugly mess of scars, the alpha of the pack, most likely.

“Will dominate alpha, take pack, might work, might not, be ready to fight,” Vor'zal growls, as he steps forward.

>Roll 1d20

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>41668149
Can we attempt to gain alpha status if Vor'zal fails, like last time?

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>41668149

>>41668166
You could try, though the DC for you would be a lot higher since you don't have magic to aid you.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>41668149

>>41668180
Will we do a separate roll for that after a bit of fighting(I assume), then?
Also, don't forget to tell Vor'zal and our honor guard that these things have annoying screams and to avoid that.
Can we see the leader of the last group we fought, or did we kill that one? I don't remember, but I think it ran off.

>12
Do you want to burn one of Vor'zal's Tak'zaya Ska favor for a reroll?

>>41668225
This seems to be a different group, you're heading in the opposite direction from last time after all, they just seem to be a widespread species in this dream realm.

>>41668243
How many favors does he have? 3?
Might be good if you did these like "Do you want to burn one of Vor'zal's X Tak'zaya Ska favors for a reroll?"

>>41668263
Yes, he has 3 favor with Tak'zaya Ska.

Thread seems rather dead today.

>>41668243
>No

>>41668324
I'm at work, and can't give the quest my full attention.

>>41668324
Just lurking due to having to do shit.

>>41668243
>Yes
>>41668324
People aren't voting, for some reason, even though we had like 9 players in the beginning.

>>41668324
>Yes

Okay, favor burned.

>Roll 1d20

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>41668478

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>41668478

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>41668478
ugh

>>41668527
Thank you anon

>>41668527
Tak'zaya Ska Guided your Cock today

>>41668527
Much better

Vor'zal mutters to himself , gnarled fingers twitching as he stalks over to the alpha. One of the smaller beasts snarls, baring wicked fangs as it steps towards the old priest, but Vor'zal meets its snarl with one of his own, squaring his shoulders as he growls down at the smaller beast, which steps back, head low to the ground with an uneasy hiss.

The priest locks eyes with the alpha, which claws at the ground, snarling and spitting. The two circle each other, the old priest shifting as you watch him, thick hair sprouting from his leathery hide, fingers turning to claws as his face takes on a feral mien. They snap and snarl, sizing each other up, neither making a move for quite some time as you and the rest of the alpha's pack look on.

At last the alpha rears up on its hind legs, giving a roar that sends a spiderweb of cracks through the trunks of the petrified trees around it, bringing down a rain of shattered branches. Vor'zal doesn't flinch, keeping his eyes locked on the beast as he roars in turn, taking one sudden step towards the posturing alpha. The alpha drops back to all fours, head going low as it stares up at the old priest, a low growl in its throat. Vor'zal roars once more, and the growling stops, the beast laying flat on the ground as the old orc looms over it.

Vor'zal grunts, looking over to you as the pack pads up behind him, the alpha's ears low as it walks up next to the priest, sitting by his side. Looks like your group just got a little larger.

You rejoin the main party, the bandersnatch pack sticking to the edges of the group with Vor'zal, Vaki cocking her head as she stares curiously at the tamed beasts.

“Not far to the edge of the forest now, Vaki is sure.”

(cont)

>>41668771
True to Vaki's word, you soon find the stony trees thinning, giving way to tall, pale grass. Ahead, you can make out some great rocky outcropping, overgrown with weeds and grasses, Vaki pointing up high amongst the scattered, cracked boulders which tower overhead.

“Up there, at the top,” Vaki explains, gesturing to a flat rocky surface you can make out behind the scattered boulders. It's going to be quite a climb whatever way you take, the question is whether you take the more obvious route up the front, and risk being spotted from the beast's vantage point, or find a more roundabout route up, and handle a tougher ascent.

>Head straight up to the creature's lair
>Scout out for an alternate route

>>41668785
>Scout out for an alternate route

>>41668785
>>Scout out for an alternate route
I hope Ur'shal took note of what Vor'zal did, for future reference.

Is it some kind of Holiday in the US or something? We usually have a decent amount of players at this time.

>>41668785
>Scout out for an alternate route

Our beasts should be able to find easier routes, right?

>>41668913
I was playing Xbox
There have been 18 posters though

Scouting for alternate routes wins.

>Roll 1d20

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>41668980

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>41668980

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>41668980
Come on, Skor'oz Zik!
This counts towards pleasing him, right?

Writing.

Sticking to the cover of the trees and rocks as best you can, your group circles around the side of the massive boulders, picking your way over the uneven ground looking for another way to reach the summit.

The boulders have a strange look to them, cracked and with strange, uneven surfaces. As you continue your search, you realize what they are, parts of some impossibly gigantic statue, shattered and fallen, the flat summit the point at which the statue was smashed. The idea that something might exist in this dream realm capable of demolishing such a colossal structure is not one that appeals to you.

“Do you know what destroyed the statue, Vaki?” you ask, the fey giving you a puzzled stare.

“Statue?”

“This, do you know what destroyed it?” you grunt, gesturing to the boulders.

“Vaki thinks it was always like this,” she shrugs.

“It is possible that she is correct, chieftain, dream realms draw upon the dreams and memories of mortals to form, this statue may well have sprung into being as you see it now,” Bra'kur comments, the sorcerer patting a hand against the weathered stone.

Frowning, you turn your attention back to the search. There's no easy way up, but at the very least, you do find a way up hidden where two of the statue fragments lie propped against each other, and with enough vines and handholds to make the climb doable, provided you aren't careless. The bandersnatch are less well suited to the climb however, the four-legged beasts would have to take a far more roundabout route than yours to get up safely.

>Leave them here, you can collect them later
>Take a longer route to get them up
>Take the planned route, a few may fall to their deaths, but who cares

>>41669167
>>Leave them here, you can collect them later

>>41669167
>>Leave them here, you can collect them later

>>41669167
>Scout out for an alternate route

>>41669167
>>Leave them here, you can collect them later

>>41669167
>Take the planned route, a few may fall to their deaths, but who cares

>>41669167
>Leave them here, you can collect them later

>>41669167
>Leave them here, you can collect them later

>>41669167
>write-in
>Have Vor'zal take them a longer route and meet us at the top.

>>41669167
>>Leave them here, you can collect them later

Writing.

>>41669167
>Leave them here, you can collect them later

>>41669167
>>Take the planned route, a few may fall to their deaths, but who cares

>>41669167
Warlord, I don't know how you manage it, but your quest never fails to prompt to improve upon the classics.

>Orcymandias

>I dicked a traveller from an antique land
>Who moaned: "Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
>Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
>Half sunk, a shattered torso lies, whose bone,
>And wrinkled balls, and fearsome upright stand,
>Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
>Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
>The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
>And on the pedestal these words appear:
>'My name is Orcymandias, king of kings:
>Look on my cock, ye Virgins, and despair!'
>Nothing beside remains that I can say
>To the colossal shaft would e’en compare
>That ‘tween my thighs now fiercely pumps away.”

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>>41669489
Truly a beautiful work of literary art.

>>41669489
The Greeks were total perverts to be honest.
Someone post those poems/paragraphs of how much the author wants to fuck some Centaur horse pussy.

>>41669735
>"How beautiful the Centaurides are, even where they are horses; for some grow out of white mares, others are attached to chestnut mares, and the coats of others are dappled, but they glisten like those of horses that are well cared for. There is also a white female Centaur that grows out of a black mare, and the very opposition of the colours helps to produce the united beauty of the whole."
>Philostratus the Elder, Greek rhetorician

>"In the high woods there was none comelier of all the centaur-girls, and she alone by love and love’s sweet words and winning ways held Cyllarus, yes, and the care she took to look her best (so far as that may be with limbs like that). She combed her glossy hair, and twined her curls in turn with rosemary or violets or roses, and sometimes she wore a pure white lily. Twice a day she bathed her face in the clear brook that fell from Pagasae’s high forest, twice she plunged her body in its flow, nor would she wear on her left side and shoulder any skin but what became her from best-chosen beasts."
>Ovid, Roman poet

“Leave the beasts here, we'll collect them when we're done,” you grunt, looking up the steep incline ahead.

Vor'zal turns to the bandersnatch alpha, growling something at him, the scarred beast sitting in the long grass with a sniff.

Leaving them behind, your group starts the long climb up the collapsed statue. Vor'zal makes it look frustratingly easy, despite his age, clambering up the undergrowth and sheer rock with no more trouble than most orcs would have on flat ground. As you go higher, the air takes on a metallic tang, an unpleasant, sharp smell that clings to the insides of your nostrils.

Vaki clutches at your arm as you pause on a flat piece of ground, wiping sweat from your brow.

“Vaki can smell it, Vaki wants Ur to be very careful, screaming thing is dangerous,” the fey whispers, looking up at you wide-eyed.

“I will, don't worry,” you grunt, glancing back over your shoulder. You're a long way up now, the bandersnatch pack tiny spots of black amidst the white grass far below. You won't be able to flee, that's for sure, not without a lot of deaths on the descent. Either you need to steal what you can from this beast without it knowing you're there, or you'll need to kill it.

You start your climb once more, cresting the fingertips of some shattered hand, Or'kug holding up a hand for the group to stop as he peers ahead from behind a jagged chunk of stone. You stay low, sneaking up alongside him, the stink is heavy in the air now, and with it comes a deep sound of breathing carried on the wind.

(cont)

>>41669864
The old orc nods forward as you approach, and looking over, you see your prize. The flat top of the statue is piled high with trinkets and baubles, gems and gold, blades and armor, and other stranger things, cracked marble statues, strange artworks, musical instruments and bottles of drink. The beast has quite a horde, though it looks like it makes little distinction in what it considers to be valuable. At first you can't see it amidst its wealth, until it shifts, sending an avalanche of dislodged coins clattering down to the stone.

It looks a little like a dragon, at least how Ku'zag told you dragons look, a great scaled beast with wings, ten times as long as you are tall from head to tail, its body sinuous and emaciated, a dull grey-green with patches of sickly yellow along the spine. Its head is long, narrow, ending in a small mouth from which a long, twitching tongue flicks in the air as it sleeps, two great bulbous eyes closed on the sides of its head. It looks as bizarre as anything else you've come across here, almost comical in the way it snores, its lanky limbs twitching as it grasps at its treasures, but you've no doubt that a creature of that size could do some serious damage, and that's not even accounting for any strange fey magics the beast may be able to call upon.

So what now, Ur'shal?

>Sneak in, find the elixir, and sneak out
>Sneak in, find the elixir, take as much more as you can carry, and sneak out
>Attack the beast while it sleeps

>>41669877
>Sneak in, find the elixir, and sneak out

>>41669735
>>41669811
Those Greeks knew what was up. The fathers of modern monstergirl fucking.

>>41669877
>Sneak in, find the elixir, and sneak out

>>41669877
>Sneak in, find the elixir, and sneak out

>>41669877
a basilisk?

>>41669936
A jabberwock, probably, going by the bandersnatches.

>>41669936
Nope, it's a gigantic winged fey monster of some sort, Ur has no idea what it is though, or even if it has a name.

Basilisks are a lot smaller, and don't have wings, at least from what Ku'zag's told him of them.

>>41669877
Intradesting, I doubt this is an actual dragon.
>>Attack the beast while it sleeps
It looks emaciated and sickly, and it's sleeping.
Maybe we can decapitate it without risking much danger.

>>41669877
>>Attack the beast while it sleeps
Aim for the long neck with axes and have a couple near the head ready to blind it with spears

>>41669877
>Attack the beast while it sleeps
Come on guys don't be pussies

Right, I need to do my daily disappearing off for an hour or so. Voting will close in a couple of minutes, and I shall begin writing up the next post when I return.

>>41669877
>Attack the beast while it sleeps

>>41669976
Scratch the spears part since its tasting the air in its sleep. Aim to maim the wings so we can keep it grounded

>>41669877
>>Sneak in, find the elixir, and sneak out

>>41669877
Attack while it sleeps.

>>41669877
>>Attack the beast while it sleeps
chop its head off while it sleeps.

This thing is probably at the top of the foodchain in this dream realm; once it's taken out, while the realm's stability start to degrade, or are the other fey creatures dwelling here enough to keep things on an even keel?

Also, since we have Vaki and now the Bandersnatches, can we usethem to reshape this place in any way? Is the dream realm tied to its non-dream geographical location, or can we use our assorted fey to drag it along with us to the jungle? It would be nice to have a near-inaccessible realm to store stuff in in case we get raided again or need to keep prisoners on another plane of existence.

>>41670117
There's plenty of other shit here.

Just saying, but if we attack, best idea would be to try to decapitate, while trying to poke out its eyes with arrows/spears and then jumping away from its mouth, as Bra'kur could try to do something to keep its mouth shot, maybe by shooting lightning into its mouth as it opens it.
Also could maybe ask Vor'zal to tell us or do something, since this might be animal intelligence level.
Do we want to go berserk?
>>41669996
Does our Orcish Fury give straight up bonuses to combat?
You have yet to add our new dwarven and human slaves to Ur's list of slaves, by the way.

>>41669877
>>Attack the beast while it sleeps
>not wanting to take all of it's shit and instead of just the elixir.
Sneak attack criticals are the shit yo.

>>41670117
I think it's been stated(by Ku'zag maybe) that fey like Vaki should be enough to stabilize a whole dream realm.
I may be wrong on that one though.
>>41669996
Comment on the above, Lordy?

Reminder that once the fighting starts we should use our antifey shortsword.

>>41670160
If I'm remembering this right, Fury lets us and everyone around us fight harder and stronger, at the cost of not being able to fight intelligently.

>>41670158
Shit we could make an effort to exterminate, if that would be a useful pursuit.

>>41670190
Oho, good point.
Stab it into its eye, or its neck?
Our axe might be able to do more straight up damage to penetrate the skin, but the shortsword is super magic, it like poison the fey or something, right?

>>41670171
I was under the impression it was a scale thing, and a single fey could only stabilize so much.

>>41670190
I think we should use the greataxe and hand the anti fey sword to the nest best melee guy on our team.
going for two vitals at once while its still asleep.

>>41670261
I actually agree with the namefag for once.

Simultaneous sneak attacks is probably best.

>>41670171
Wouldn't that mean leaving Vaki before she gets all her required matings? Or can she pop up from any river/water source big enough?

Attacking while it sleeps wins.

>Roll 1d20

>>41670117
Neither Vaki nor the bandersnatch know how to actively manipulate dream realms, they could certainly manipulate it subconsciously, and indeed it's likely that Vaki's lake and the stone forest are at least partially the result of Vaki and the collective population of bandersnatches' subconscious respectively. The realm won't move though, so if you move away from the ways in Vaki knows about, you may not be able to access it elsewhere. There's plenty more dream realms out there though, and Vaki will recognize the gaps in reality that can be used to access them.

>>41670160
>Does our Orcish Fury give straight up bonuses to combat?
Yes.

>You have yet to add our new dwarven and human slaves to Ur's list of slaves, by the way.
Oops, my bad.

>>41670171
>I think it's been stated(by Ku'zag maybe) that fey like Vaki should be enough to stabilize a whole dream realm.
The realm would start to shrink and fray at the edges with only Vaki left to stabilize it, but she's a powerful enough fey that her presence would stabilize a small dream realm.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>41670856

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>41670856

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>41670856

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>41670856
Please watch over us today, Zul'orok Zhar, Kul'zog zor, and Tak'zaya Ska!

>>41670883
I like how every time someone calls upon the orcish gods, we get shat on. As if to say, do your own damn fighting.

They really are dickish.

>>41670874
>>41670875
dual 17, this gon b gud

Writing.

>>41670874
>>41670875
>>41670879
>17
Fairly decent, I suppose.
>>41670856
Did we get bonuses from the "writeins"(suggestion) in the thread?
Would they work with Orcish Fury?
>>41670915
Doesn't matter if dual or not.
>>41670905
I-it's just because I didn't capitalize "Zor"! It's my fault!

>>41670931
Here is hoping that anons are not to adverse to using orcish furry after misusing it last time.

>>41670856
So we'll actually have to thoroughly loot his place before we leave, then, since we can't just drag the whole thing with us.

>>41670931
>Did we get bonuses from the "writeins"(suggestion) in the thread?
Yes

>Would they work with Orcish Fury?
Not really, orcish fury kind of puts you on autopilot, where every combat action choice is
>KILL
>KILL
>KILL
While an orc under its effects will still fight to the best of their ability, there is still no real coordinated action or planning, just straightforward hack and slash.

>>41670986
You could always just spend the upcoming timeskip while you set up your new base down south sending teams in to loot it over a longer period of time.

>>41671009
Okay, so it'd only really be good to use now if only we do it so it doesn't affect the others, and we bet on us successfully decapitating it or it being crippled enough that we can fight it without a plan after the initial attack.

>>41671062
>>41671009
>>41671009
Seconding on using orcish furry now.

Well, since there seems to be some requests, let's have another quick vote.

>Orcish Fury
>No Orcish Fury

If yes to Orcish Fury
>Just on Ur
>On the whole group

>>41671136
>>No Orcish Fury

>>41671136
>Orcish fury
>Ur only

>>41671136
>No Orcish Fury
I think fighting smart would be best, for now.

>>41671136
>Orcish Fury
>On the whole group

>>41671136
>No Orcish Fury

>>41671136
>No Orcish Fury
You can't defeat a larger, deadlier enemy with KILL KILL KILL. Strategy is needed.

>>41671136
>Orcish Fury
>on the whole group

>>41671168
anon orcish furry is a group buff.

>>41671136
>No Orcish Fury

>>41671136
>No Orcish Fury

>>41671136
>No Orcish Fury
We need strategy here

>>41671136
>No Orcish Fury

Orcish fury is for mowing through scrubs and special situations. Not fighting a beast we are going to need to be on our toes to deal with.

>>41671136
>No Orcish Fury

>>41671136
>>No Orcish Fury

If this were the group of bandersnatches, maybe, but as it is this dude probably deserves our full attention

>>41671227
>special situations
Pounding all the pussy

>>41671136
>No fury

>>41671136
>No Orcish Fury

No orcish fury it is then.

Back to writing.

>>41671313
can orcish furry be used when pounding pussy?

>>41671372
and then all the cats were crushed

>>41671372
Sure, although your partner might risk some serious bruising, or worse, since you would just go full force no breaks.

>>41671372
>>41671313
if so would war god mind and would milf god love it?

>>41671372
>>41671393
That just keeps reminding me of oglaf.
http://oglaf.com/pinkhaze/

>>41671410
would they enjoy it?
Also i'm guessing this would be reserved for hardier mates/slaves right?
Lets test this out on vaki first.

>>41671442
Think it'll be prudent to use on a giantess if we manage to enslave one.

>>41671442
Given how orcish dicking works, yes, they would enjoy it, they might not be in a great state afterwards though. I mean, using it on, say, Inka for example, would probably result in broken bones.

>>41671431
kek this is why i love that comic.
>>41671466
yeah humans ,harpies, and other fragile creatures should be avoided in using orcish dick furry.

>>41671485
thanks for telling us, so that idea is reserved for the slaves/mates that can take a good hard dicking.

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>>41671490
one day orcs shall raise livestock that can be considered heroic.

>>41671485
what would the gods thoughts be when we used it?

>>41671571
Well, Kul'zog Zor appreciates his fucking like his fighting, hard and merciless, so he'd appreciate what you were doing.

Y'zagya Zoka might be less pleased, if you damaged slaves or mates doing so.

The rest wouldn't really care one way or another.

>>41671600
who would be the least damaged in our harem?

“We're going to attack,” you whisper to Or'kug, as the rest of the group catch up.

“As you say chieftain, do we have a plan?”

“Focus on the neck and the eyes, once it wakes up, spread out and avoid the mouth, Vaki talked about it screaming, and if it can do the damage the other beasts can do with its voice, you don't want to be in front of it.”

Or'kug nods, as the group starts to clamber over the rocks silently, picking through piles of treasure. Nudging him on the arm as the old orc starts to move, you hand him the shortsword, Or'kug looking down at it.

“Got it underground, it's made to kill fey, see if you can get a stab in with it when we ambush,” you explain, Or'kug taking the blade from you and sneaking forward with the rest.

It's only a short walk, but it's a damned tense one, all around you loose piles of treasure stand in haphazard piles, waiting for some accidental nudge to set of a cacophony of cascading treasure. All of the pack do their job well though, picking slowly and cautiously through the obstacles around them, until you stand before the snoring fey beast.

You raise your axe high, grinning as the rest of your group prepare to strike, then you bring it down, as the pack lays into the sleeping beast. Your axe bites into scale, carving through into tough muscle and flesh. The thing awakes with a start, one bulbous eye snapping open, a tiny almond-shaped pupil fixing on you for the split second before Or'kug drives the shortsword into the malevolent orb.

(cont)

>>41671662
The creature shrieks, its long neck whipping around as it scrambles to its feet amidst a flurry of blows. The group scatters as the beast's lanky limbs and long tail whip around, coins spraying in all directions as it howls and screeches, one unfortunate orc getting caught by a claw swipe and smashed against a mound of coins, the sound of bones breaking audible even over the cries of the beast.

It towers over your group, one clawed hand clutched to its neck, a deep vicious wound pumping blood where your greataxe bit deep, not quite deep enough to put the fey thing down, but it's got to be feeling it. Its face is scarred and bloody with countless smaller wounds where your warriors struck, one eye reduced to a ruined, bubbling mess by the magical venom of the shortsword.

The beast rears back, head held high as it lets out an ear-splitting shriek, your ears ringing at the sound, your vision blurring as it pounds in your skull. No backing out now, either this thing is dying, or you are.

>Write-in any orders you wish to convey or attack plans

>>41671632
Ya'zada and Ashuris are the two who could probably handle it the best, followed closely by Sho'ka, then K'zala and Bryna as a maybe, the rest wouldn't be able to handle it.

>>41671680
>Ya'zada and Ashuris
huh i figured Vaki would handle it the best since she was a fey.

>>41671680
Hit it in the legs or arms. We need it disabled it we want to get close enough to continue cutting that head off.

If someone can shovel a spear into one of its lungs, then the shrieking shouldnt be as bad.

>>41671705
Vaki could handle it if she was in the water, when her water sprite boon bumps her up to superhuman resilience, out of the water she's a fair bit more fragile.

>>41671680
Bra'kur try to fuck its other eye or mouth.
Try to hit its neck where we wounded it maybe.
When it goes in for a swipe at the orcs, try to sever its hand.
Maybe try to open its belly.
Tell Or'kug to get the shortsword into its flesh/blood too.
Vor'zal look for an opening/weakpoint.
Stay alive as best as you can.

>>41671680
Try to blind it's other eye if there is an opportunity, attack the forelegs to get its neck back on the ground.

>>41671743
what does Relentless Hunter (lvl 3, Divine, Spell)
do?
>>41671680
Bra'kur does
Lightning (lvl 2, Sorcery, Spell)

everyone goes for its back legs since its front claws are dangerous.
The sneaky git should try and climb on it to get another good stab.
>>41671743
What can vaki do to help?

>>41671760
This

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>>41671680
>>41671752
This seems good to me. Supportan

>>41671817
>what does Relentless Hunter (lvl 3, Divine, Spell) do?
It's a spell to enhance hunting and tracking abilities, and makes it damned hard for the caster to be thrown off the trail by anything, up to and including magical misdirection.

>>41671817
>What can vaki do to help?
Well, she's got her fishing spear, and she knows how to use it. Despite its name, it's good at skewering things besides fish.

>>41671866
have her aim for the fuckers other eye.

>>41671890
>>41671866
if her spear hits have the great magician hit the spear with lightning.

Okay.

>Roll 1d20

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>41672023

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>41672023

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>41672023

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>41672023

Writing.

>>41672023
so whats the plan?

>>41672065
>so whats the plan?
try not to die

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>>41672033
Verrrry nice

>>41672061
Aim for the other eye and the wings.

Hopefully it'll fall off the edge

We need to take out those wings. Keep it grounded so it can't fly around and harass us with that scream.

>>41672570
works better if we blind it, can't do shit id it can't see us especially fly.

“Ranged attacks, focus on the eye, the rest of you, go for the legs, bring it down so we can strike,” you bellow, your booming voice just barely carrying over the din.

The beast lunges forward with a claw, and you just barely dodge as it glances off your breastplate, the blessed metal spraying sparks. It attacks with no restraint or technique, flailing and lashing out with claws and tail in all directions, your head pounding from the sound as it howls and gibbers, sending its treasures raining down the side of the statue as it thrashes. Despite its fury however, your warriors manage to avoid any fatal blows, though even the near misses break bones and tear flesh.

You see the tiny shape of Vaki bounding across the creature's treasures as she clambers to a higher vantage point, hurling her simple spear at the beast's head. The little fey is no stranger to combat, it seems, and the spear flies true, the beast's earsplitting howl reaching a fever pitch as its other eye is torn by the spear's tip. Even as it claws at the spear lodged in its ruined eye, a resounding boom signals Bra'kur's entry into the fray, an arc of lightning striking the spear's metal, filling the air with the acrid stink of the beast's burning flesh.

Seeing their opportunity, the rest of the group surge forward, Dru'ak leading the three honorguard in a charge as the thing claws at its blind, ruined face. With a roar, your old friend hefts his maul, slamming it into the beast's foreleg, the honorguards joining him as they smash and cleave through the hard scales and tough flesh of the creature.

(cont)

>>41672654
if it get's in the air it can always circle around by sound and smell. Best to keep it on the ground where we can dispatch it quickly. And it doesn't have to see to fly, it on top of a mountain, all it has to do is jump off.

>>41672704
It stumbles, collapsing to the ground head first, its long neck crashing down into the gold and jewels. Seeing your chance, you launch yourself forward, bellowing a warcry as you bring your axe down once more on the beast's neck. It serpentine neck twists at the last moment, and you carve another vicious wound into the flesh, but again it denies you a fatal blow. The blind head swivels round, the tongue tasting the air, and you hear the beast inhaling, a harsh, sharp sound. Its tiny mouth opens wide, and you dive to the side as it shrieks, the noise loud enough to make the air ripple as it passes, splintering stone and scattering gold as it rips across the ground.

The blinded beast starts to try to pull itself upright, tasting the air once more as its tail lashes at random, seeking out some victim at random, and you strike again, slamming the blade of your axe into its skull, sending it crashing back down to the ground with an angry wound across its snout.

A clawed hand smashes down just scant inches behind you as you duck to one side, the beast desperately trying to swat you away, the rest of your pack laying into its body, slicing through the stony scales.

The screeching gives way to a fearful burbling and gibbering, and you grin as you hear the fear in the thing's voice, staggering as you heft your axe, blinking as you see the ground before you stretch and twist. The damned thing is not out of tricks yet it seems, the rest of your pack's attacks slowing as they find themselves similarly affected by the creature's bizarre mutterings, if anything you think you're a lot less affected than the rest, as you see one of the orcs slip to the ground, his limbs twitching as he tries in vain to make his body move as he wishes. Your breastplate feels warm against, the magic of it crackling in your chest. Just one more push, and you can finish this thing off for good.

>Roll 1d20

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>41672733

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>41672733
ORCISH FURY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>41672733

>>41672769
Looks like Kul'zog Zor appreciated all those exclamation points.

>>41672733
activate orcish fury, for everybody.

>>41672769
>>41672733
kek

>>41672769
>>41672733
Second, make this a brutal kill. We're gonna hang it's head above our tent.

>>41672792
>activate orcish fury, for everybody.
Do you want to? I mean, you've won either way, so it really only changes the way I write out the final post of the battle.

>>41672769
By the dice gods' will. Orcish Fury it is.

>>41672823
definitely. It'll make the pack feel a lot better about this fight. and snap everybody out of this weird magic.

>>41672823
Yes

>>41672823
Nah, save it. No point in beating a dead jabberwocky.

>>41672823
>Anon not picking the brutal awesome option
cmon lordy

>>41672769
No need to activate orcish fury though, if we do, then we might ruin some useful parts of the beast, we don't want that, and we win anyway.

>>41672823
Meh if its just flavor sure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pU1Hy3gKCTU

>>41672823
duh

>>41672823
Yeah. use
the dice god demand it.

>>41672923
better version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0DdtTw_Cxc

>>41672823
Please no, orcish fury battle scenes are less cool than normal ones, I want to know what's happening.
Also, don't want to do more damage than necessary and ruin some useful parts, we don't need it so better to save it in case we run into more trouble, and we don't even have a grudge against this thing.
Plus it would exhause our orcs for no reason.

>>41672823
yea, orcish fury scenes are better

>>41672823
would it ruin the body too much?

>>41672987
i don't know what your talking about but we know exactly what is happening in the scene.

>>41673015
Nah, in the shitmonster fight too things got skipper over with "and then more slashing, and more, and more, and more".
PLUS it doesn't care about health, and I don't want unnecessary injuries.

>>41673006
It'll be a tad mangled probably, yeah.

>>41673081
can you hold a vote for furry than, i would like to keep the body intact.

Looks like yes on orcish fury wins.

Writing.

>>41673081
There;s nothing useful about some random fey creature any way.

I just want the head for a trophy.

>>41673110
That was the vote, I'll count you for one against, but orcish fury still wins.

>>41673110
He just did, it lost.

>>41673134
But anon didn't know the corpse would be mangled during the vote, that could change anons' opinions.
>>41673137
See above.

>>41673118
>there's nothing useful about a powerful, magical not!dragon
Why don't you tell us the key to immortality as well, sice you're so talented at pulling things out of your ass?

>>41673396
Dude it's not worth a revote it'd take too long

>>41673396
It's a given that orcish fury would destroy flesh.

>>41673417
Nothing usefull that will be destroyed. We're just gonna be destroying scales and muscle, anything useful either would already have been destroyed or won't be destroyed by either.

Besides it's moot, he started writing 15 minutes ago, he's not gonna stop just cause your salty you lost.

>>41673465
>it's a given
Like how it was a given going berserker against 4 divine servants would be a bad idea?
Never overestimate anons' mental capabilities, you should always state important information in the thread, and even then not every player will read it.

>>41673607
Hey we still fucked shit up.

Besides that has literally nothing to do with this situation, your grasping at straws.

You feel that familiar rage building up within you, boiling to the surface, the twisting, warping landscape giving way to a bloody haze. You bellow out a guttural warcry, your voice drowning out the creature's voice as your pack starts to drag themselves to their feet.

The creature's head whips around to face you, even in its mangled state, it heard that. It breathes deep, readying another of its fatal screams, but it is far too slow. You feel your thoughts slipping, replaced with a sheer, undiluted urge to kill, and as it gasps, you charge straight on at the beast's mouth. Your boot collides with its jaw moments before it can unleash its screech, the blast of sound ripping harmlessly up into the air as its head snaps back.

Your warriors start to join in the fray, hacking at the beast's body, gouts of blood and gore spattering in all directions as they rip into it. Gripping your axe tight, you slam it into the neck of the beast, slicing through meat, the thing uttering pitiful wails as the enchanted steel bites bone. With a primal howl, you bring the greataxe down one more time, severing the creature's neck, its body spasming in its death throes.

Dropping your axe, you grip the fallen head in both hands, muscles straining as you lift it high above your head, roaring your victory to the heavens as the fey beast's blood pours down upon you. Your pack's voices join yours as they tear apart the creature's body, the bloodlust starting to fade as you howl in triumph.

Taking a deep breath, you let the head down, damned thing weighs a ton. Your warriors start to calm too, Dru'ak wiping the gore from his face with the back of his arm as he shoulders his maul. Well, you think you can safely say that this fight is over. Aside from the blind, scarred head, the rest of the creature has been reduced to shredded meat, cracked bone and scattered scales.

(cont)

>>41673635
As your clanmates check on the wounded, you look over the collection of treasure. This could take weeks, at least, to move out of here, but provided some other giant fey predator doesn't move in, there's no reason you can't take your time doing so.

“Don't forget what we're here for, find the elixir,” you shout, hoping that the creature's rampage didn't shatter the bottle.

You spend some time digging through the hoard, Or'kug stepping up next to you as you look through the loot for your prize.

“We're lucky, no dead, a few injured, and one badly injured,” the old orc explains, as you sweep aside coins.

“How badly injured?”

“Broke his shoulder, three ribs, and put a crack in his skull, rattled his brains when it did. He should recover, but he'll need some help getting back to the camp. The rest should be fine, a few fractures, but nothing they can't walk off,” he explains.

You nod, grinning as you spot what you came for, another vial, similar to the one Vaki had before, filled to the brim with the same glowing elixir.

“That's it, that's the glowy goo,” Vaki chirps, appearing at the top of the pile, grinning down at you.

That should solve a lot of problems, and without any deaths, if only all your plans could come together so well. So now the question is what else you want to take back with you?

Clanmates?
>Let them just loot whatever, they've earned it
>The loot is going into the clan storehouses, you'll divide it up later

Do you wish to prioritize anything in particular in the looting?
>Write-in

Bring the head back with you? It's heavy, so it'll cut down on other loot your pack can carry
>Yes
>No

>>41673647
>The loot is going into the clan storehouses, you'll divide it up later
Prioritize magical gear
>Yes take the head
Bring some meat for the bandersnatches

>>41673647
>>Let them just loot whatever, they've earned it

Head
>>Yes

>>41673647
>>The loot is going into the clan storehouses, you'll divide it up later

Take everything, no matter how many trips it takes or how many orcs we need to bring

>Yes

>>41673647
>The loot is going into the clan storehouses, you'll divide it up later

Prioritize weapons and armor. Their the most valuble things to our clan, and the best gifts we can bestow upon the raiding group.
Close second will be scrolls/books and potions.

>Yes
Feed the bandersnatches the flesh and bring back the skull? Its going to look nice either over the top of our tent or as a throne of sorts.

>>41673647
>>Let them just loot whatever, they've earned it
Anything not magical.

>>41673647
>The loot is going into the clan storehouses, you'll divide it up later

Prioritize magical looking shit, but eventually we're going to take everything that looks somewhat valueable,

And of course take that fucking head.

>>41673647
>The loot is going into the clan storehouses, you'll divide it up later
>Yes

>>41673647
>Let them just loot whatever, they've earned it

Weapons armor and alchemical things first?

>Yes

>>41673647
>>The loot is going into the clan storehouses, you'll divide it up later
Do you wish to prioritize anything in particular in the looting?
Gear
Bring the head back with you? It's heavy, so it'll cut down on other loot your pack can carry
>Yes


We don't have use for the gold and jewel yet, since we have no trade.
Armor and weapons on the other hand, could be quite useful. Bra'kur should be able to detect magical things.
so about just equipment, magical equips first.

>>41673647
We are going to be making return trips right Lordy?

Also be sure to bring stuff to the bottom of the mountain and use the bandersnaches as packmules

>>41673647
>Let them just loot whatever, they've earned it
>yes

>>41673761
>We are going to be making return trips right Lordy?
Yes, unless people say otherwise, I'm assuming that over the coming weeks all of this treasure will be gathered up and carried away.

>>41673647
>The loot is going into the clan storehouses, you'll divide it up later

magical weapons/armor, vials of stuff, scrolls, the usual

>Yes

Use bandernsnaches to carry more shit

>>41673647
>housestore
>Not just random gold coins and jewels, we can get those laters, prioratize weapons, items of interest, potions, etc.
>Yes
We can send back more orcs for the rest of the stff, but the head will eventually rot so we want to use it fast, if at all possible.

>>41673781
how will you handle the loot?
Will vaki get a share?
What will happen to vakis loot in her fey dream world?

>>41673813
If you move away, she's probably going to want to bring that with her.

>>41673836
Good.

>>41673813
Good point, we should give Vaki some gold coins for her assistance.
Her treasures can either stay hers, or she can become our slave and they will be ours by proxy. Depends on if she will come with us once we migrate or not.

>>41673647
>The loot is going into the clan storehouses, you'll divide it up later
But promise some good loot and stuff for the guys that came on this raid.

Anything that could be used in combat or has a practical usage should be saved for actual use. The rest just goes in the loot pile.

And have some mages check out which items are magic, and find out what they do.

>Yes
Glory! Victory!

Remember to use the bandersnaches as pack mules to carry more shit out.

>>41673836
cool, i was mainly asking how will you handle loot in quest, and where will you put this info?
Also why do i have a feeling Vaki will be a future qautermaster.
>>41673836
Will she be happy at our looting and killing the loud screamy thing?

We need to get Vor'zal to evaluate the bandersnaches usability as warbeasts. How useful they are/what they'll be good at.

>>41673978
>cool, i was mainly asking how will you handle loot in quest, and where will you put this info?
I'm going to have to put together a loot list at some point, now that you're gathering more stuff.

>Will she be happy at our looting and killing the loud screamy thing?
She looks pretty excited right now.

Okay, so the treasure is going to the storehouses for now, though you'll promise some good stuff for the orcs who took part in the fight later.

You're prioritizing weapons/armor and magical stuff.

You're taking the head.

and finally you'll be using the bandersnatch as pack mules.

Writing.

>>41674017
>bandersnaches
Didn't warlord confirm that these fuckers can fuck our craig lions?

>>41673836
would it be possible to put harnesses on the bandersnatches and use them as beasts of burden? after we get back to the camp, that is.

So once our lieutenants take whatever magical gear they want. (don't forget to ask them all, like Lo'zol and Ya'zar and Za'ria) We should start outfitting our Honor Guard and the Pack Leaders with magic shit.

>>41674080
>>41674069
I would like confirmation on that. Also what the fuck those cubs would look like.

>>41674097
We should also finally get Ashuris her trinkets she asked for

>>41674017
>>41674080
>>41674087
>>41674117
The bandersnatch are stocky and powerful, kind of like a mix between a bulldog and a large cat, and reasonably large. They have a powerful bite on them, a vicious set of claws, and the added benefit of their supernatural howl. They would make for good warbeasts, certainly.

As for matters of crossbreeding, fey are pretty strange about that in general, so it is entirely possible that they might be able to breed with craglions, but that's still very much a maybe at present, and you have no idea what sort of cubs would result from such a union.

>>41674153
Would inbreeding become a problem with them? Will we have to go get more bandersnaches to maintain a population of them or are they fine breeding among the 15 we have.

>>41674128
I kind off want to hold off on that and give them to her either when she learns she's pregnant(if she hasn't already), or when she gives birth.

>>41674185
It could be a problem, hard to say, but you would certainly benefit from additional bandersnatch if you want to start breeding them.

>>41674219
So i say when we make our return trips to get the rest of the loot we ring Vor'zol and hunt down some more bandersnatch to capture.

Could you make it an option next time in case Anons forget?

>>41674219
are they big enough to ride?
>>41674219
Also did we use the elixir to see what it does to the werepanther curse?
i remember that won last time.
Was seriously hoping we didn't waste a drop just to get rid of the curse, and instead only cured the negative affects of the curse.

>>41674219
>>41674247
Could you make it an option to try to personally tame them? Maybe with some pointers/mentoring from Vor'zal.
I'd like to start pleasing Tak'zaya Ska more.

>>41674295
>that won last time
No, it did not.
And I personally think it's stupid, hell, we should just kill the one we have captured.

>>41674324
>No, it did not.
yes it did

>>41674295
>are they big enough to ride?
Not quite, unfortunately.

Right now your only riding beast option seems to be the Stormhorns when they're grown, though Ku'zag has mentioned other beasts in the wastes that you could track down for mounts. Ripper Lizards for one.

>>41674297
Sure, at some point.

>>41674324
nah it did win, some anons were salty about it too.
i was indifferent about it though and didn't vote.

>>41674295
You know, even if it did get rid of just the negative aspects of the curse, there's ni huarantee that they would be removed for the subject's children as well.

>>41674295
>>41674349
The elixir actually had no affect on the shifter. Ku'zag suspects that, since the shifter was born with it, the elixir doesn't recognize the curse as something that "doesn't belong".

>>41674349
>>41674354
There wasn't a separate vote held for it, and it was included in less than half the votes for what was bein voted on, if I recall correctly.
I wouldn't call that "winning"

>>41674404
read again nigga, and also warlord specifically said it.
Also look above you.
>>41674382

>>41674404
>>41674382
Never mind, I stand corrected.

>>41674382
Would the elixer help say our orc whelps if they are born half dumb to the curse of ogres?
Or not at all since they might be Born with it.

>>41674501
As I've mentioned before, the ogre curse only affects full blooded ogres, especially in the case of half-orcs, the orc blood is just too strong for the curse to recognize them as ogres.

>>41674501
jesus i never knew you namefags can be so stupid.

>>41674529
Now I'm picturing souls waiting to be born in line like they're trying to get into a nightclub, and the giant gods are there as bouncers, carding them all. A bunch of big, ogre-y looking souls are getting to the front of the line and starting to look worried when Y'zagya Zoka slips them big fake IDs with ORC across the front and they all heave a sigh of relief, and then she turns and does the finger pistols thing towards Ylugri, who shrugs and goes back to flicking pebbles at the bouncers.

>>41674529
thanks. guess I missed that

“Have the pack start gathering up loot, practical things come first, weapons, armour, anything that looks magical, we'll reward them later,” you explain to Or'kug, the old orc nodding as he goes to organize the process. You'll be doing a few trips up and down to gather all you can carry, especially if you can pile some of your new plunder onto the backs of the stocky bandersnatch.

The first trip down has less loot, since two of your warriors are carrying the head between them, and another is helping the most wounded of the pack down to the ground. The bandersnatch look less than happy as you start piling loot onto them, though with a growl from Vor'zal, they become more agreeable, if still a little annoyed.

Some hours have passed by the time you've gathered enough, weapons, armor, some of it useless to warriors of your size, but still valuable as raw materials, as well as a collection of scrolls, tomes, bottles of strange alchemical liquids, and other, stranger things. There's too much to look through it all in detail now, you'll have Ashuris' pet elf look through it all when you're back, that's what you keep him around for, after all.

Vaki leads you on a different, roundabout route to a small waterfall, an alternate route you suppose. The fey hums to herself the whole way, she looks rather pleased about getting her revenge on the creature for its attack on her home, and even by her usual standards, there's a spring in the river fey's step.

You'd wager you've got a fair few weeks ahead of you before all the treasure is back, and more to look through it all. Still, you can leave the majority of the busywork to your clanmates, one of the many benefits of being chieftain. Despite that, you've got a lot of work ahead of you overseeing the transitions the clan will be going through in the days to come. Glancing over at the beast's severed head however, you are content that you can handle whatever troubles lie ahead.

>End of Thread

Right, calling it there, because we're about to get into the timeskip and a whole lot of admin, as it were.

Next thread we'll be jumping ahead to the move south, with some votes on how the time is being spent in the gap.

I'm going to post the post-timeskip updated character sheets on the character sheet doc shortly, though bear in mind that Ur's one does not have as many stat increases or the like as everyone else's, which is of course because what stats increase and what other benefits he gets will depend on your votes on how the time was spent.

>>41674650
>>41674709
how filthy rich is the clan?
Will we ever do orcish dick furry?
Vaki is the only one who i think we can do it safley now with, and its been a while since we fucked underwater.

>>41674709
will you post this new info in thread?

>>41674709
Do our gods like it when we fuck certain ways?
What are our gods favorite ways of fucking?

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>>41674709
>calling it there
It was fun

Right, updated character sheets posted:
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/16HQFIGCToR2Vv5N2jg_Za9oWs1OMByzQ5ReJSiZFdME/edit?pli=1

Also includes stats for certain of your slaves who were unstatted before.

I'm sure there are things people want to ask about, but at least one thing I can think of to mention is that Ashuris will learn the Shackle the Spirit spell, a Ylugrian spell which allows domination of non-mortals, like fey, intelligent undead, and divine servants. Don't expect to be dominating anything too hardcore with it at level 1 though...

>>41674852
>implying orge tits luck won't make it so
Warlord you know its gonna happen.

>>41674723
>how filthy rich is the clan?
You have a hell of a lot of gold, you're at least as rich as a wealthy noble across the wall, it's just that it's all in the form of an actual loot pile, rather than a mansion, grounds and such.

>Will we ever do orcish dick furry?
I'm going to assume you meant orcish dick fury, at least I hope you did, and if that is what you meant, then the answer is, most likely at some point, yes.

>Do our gods like it when we fuck certain ways?
>What are our gods favorite ways of fucking?
Not in particular, though most prefer a more dominant position in the bedroom, obviously.

>>41674779
Glad you liked it, anon.

>>41674882
Guess we'll wait and see.

>>41674852
>>41674805
care to point out what got updated?
Its been a while since i looked at the sheet.

>>41674805
Did equipment get updated or only stats and boons?
>>41674900
>I'm going to assume you meant orcish dick fury, at least I hope you did, and if that is what you meant, then the answer is, most likely at some point, yes.
I meant Fury, and yeah here is my earlier vote for vaki underwater since ash and the one eyes nat one roller are pregnant.

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>>41674922
>>41674962
There are way, way too many things for me to point them all out, in general most characters got some slight stat increases, and most got some added equipment for more options in combat, like ranged weapons and such. Sho'ka also got Skar the Stormhorn added to her sheet, since little Skar is growing up, and will be big enough to ride post-timeskip, and a trained craglion named Kazi.

Also, Lokasi, Bryna, and Izannia got character sheets.

>>41674986
did all our casters level up in magic?
Also did all of Ku'zags boons go up one level?

>>41674986
Did Izannia's people not worship gods because of their magic boner or did their gods just all get rekt while she was a statue?

>>41674852
>Shackle the Spirit spell, a Ylugrian spell which allows domination of non-mortals, like fey, intelligent undead, and divine servants.

While intelligent undead can't get pregnant or sire whelps with orcs, are they still are affected by the addictive properties of orc sex?

>>41675042
Guys i am surprised this hasn't been done yet.
Next time we're checking gear.
Enchanted Greataxe (?)
Get that sorted out.

>>41675042
Or did she personally just not earn any favour?

>>41674986
>Sho'ka
Man its been a while since we had a full scene with her, hell the shorty has more screen time.
>>41675060
Warlord confirmed that with enough boons anything can get pregnant, but i do have to ask if the children come out undead.
>>41674986
Do they?

>>41674986
How much elixir did we get from this raid? Will we get a choice later on what to use it on?
Like using it to restore Za'ria's fertility, or seeing what happens when it's used on fugly ogres?

>>41675033
Ashuris and Bra'kur gained magical ability, the older ones didn't.

>>41675042
They did, but there's no gods of Szar Tzas that she'd want to attract the attention of in their present state.

>>41675060
>While intelligent undead can't get pregnant or sire whelps with orcs, are they still are affected by the addictive properties of orc sex?
Not normally, although who can say what's possible with the boons of Y'zagya Zoka.

>>41675093
>Warlord confirmed that with enough boons anything can get pregnant, but i do have to ask if the children come out undead.
Good question, Ku'zag knows such things are theoretically possible, but he's never personally encountered it, so if Ur ever knocks up an undead of some description, it will be a learning experience for everyone.

>>41675118
You got a full vial, which considering how small an amount is required per use, should last you a long, long time. You will get options on how to use it, of course.

>>41675093
Probably something to do with the fact that Sho'ka is basically the generic orc girl, only that Ya'zada does the badass orc girl better than her and Vor'zal fulfills our beast related needs much better.
Now that she has beast companions to ride into battle she might get screentime again.

>>41675093
>Man its been a while since we had a full scene with her, hell the shorty has more screen time.
I dunno, Sho'ka did get a whole thread to herself, you are right though, she's been rather in the background recently.

>>41675146
Will the first of our whelps be born net thread?

>>41675226
Yeah, I'll have a short scene with that, but by the time you resume post-timeskip, Ur's going to have a whole lot of whelps.