>>41712701
Yo, why does that have to destroy this adorable body? We'd be able to get more attention from a man looking like this.

>>41712701
I gonna put my Mental dick in your mental assorted genitalia

>>41712701
is it not possible to ever return to the physical plane?

>>41712701
>Infinite Psyche
Yeah, one question. Couldn't you come up with a more original name?

>>41712701
Are you going to stick me in a ball?

>>41712701
"Will losing my physical form hurt?"

>>41712701
What's your name, mister?

>>41712701
Who's the God we're talking to? Why choose a slyph for this job?

>>41712701
Are you a minor deity?
If so, HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.

>>41712701
Considering you've already connected us, can we really say no?

>>41712701
Hey Sylph, can I call you Silf?

Because you're one Sylph I'd like to...

You know.

>>41712701
Am I male or female?

>>41712701
But I don't want to be a moth!

>>41712701
How is the world going to be destroyed, and why would anyone want this?

I mean, I don't want to blow it up by accident or anything because I don't know what I'm dealing with.

>>41712701

Is there no other way? Must we lose our physical form?

hnnng. my nutbladder

bring it on!

Wait which god are you again?

>>41713003
A mean one. Removing that adorable form, and stuffing it into a blue ball.

>>41712701
How does one give suggestions without acting upon the material plane?

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>>41712730
"<Keep this form if you desire. But your body will be as insubstantial as the wind you were born from. I am not supposed to influence the world. Making a herald who is unable to physically act upon the world is the only loophole in this law.>"

>>41712926
<"The world itself will remain but all on it will change. The creatures and sentient beings that inhabit it will all be sent back to the void from whence they originally came. So long as you do not actively try to fight for the void I think you will be fine.">

>>41712907
<"You are a Sylph. You are whatever you wish to be.">

>>41712822
<"I am Serin. God of Chaos and Law. I chose you because your kind are known to inspire men to greatness. That is exactly what I need.">

>>41712761
<"Hmm... I think there may be some things wrong. Hold on while I- No, no no.. It's far too late. Hopefully a few minor problems with the Intellect won't cause a problem. Go, little sylph. And good luck.">
----

>And just like that you are sent on your way.
>Your body is back in the material plane, but not where it was.
>You are in a jail cell.

>Near you is a man. Once you see him you are linked. His thoughts filter into you and yours into him.

>You can hear his every-
---

This is an inconvenience...

>The man taps his foot on the stone floor. His day had started off so well. He had returned with his group and finished his mission in triumph. They had retrieved the ancient artifact and brought it back to their client without issue.

>However, shortly after receiving their pay the guards of Windcrest were very kind in informing them that the item they just 'sold' was stolen.

>After trying to explain, very politely, that he had not sold the item, merely retrieved it for the client, the guard, with equal politeness, bound up the man and his group and threw them all in separate cells.

How in the world do I get out?

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>>41712701

>>41713127
Well, we could help. But Serin is a poop and decided that we shouldn't be able to interact with the world physically.

>>41713127
Look under the bench

>>41713127
pull out the lockpicks you keep hidden in your rectum

>>41713127
HEY LISTEN!

Distract the guards, have them come into your cell. Knock them out and break out your friends. What's your name, eyepatch?

>>41713127
Hey! Hey listen!

>>41713127
Hey, listen!

>>41713127
Demand to see you lawyer!

>>41713179
Yes, of course. The asspicks.

>>41713127
Greetings! We have been sent by Serin, God of Imprisoned Things! We are here to ensure you stop being imprisoned! What are your magical abilities and can you cast spells?

remove bench and use it to leverage the door open

>>41713127
Oi! Cunt! Yeah, you! With the eyepatch!

>>41713127
Please define the artifact you retrieved for this client. Was it Ceer in nature? What is your location?

>>41713127
Eyy yo pirate boy what can you do?

>>41713127
Exiting through the door is probably the easiest solution.

>>41713127
Prison eh? Well I've seen better. They left you an entire board thing and some lines to work with. We can use those to escape

>>41713127
Try to get your combat multiplier even higher.

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>>41713198
>>41713190
"What the fuck!?"

>The man looks around in shock, reaching for a blade he no longer seems to have.
>He them spots You.

"What in the world... Are... Are you a sylph? You must be. But... This doesn't make any sense. You're only supposed to appear in front of... I don't know. Heroes? Poets? That kind of stuff?"

>You shrug.

>>41713183
"My name? Rickard. Nice to meet you?"

>>41713259
"It was some kind of orb. Green. Don't know anything about Ceer stuff, sorry. Also, I'm in the dungeons of Windcrest. Lovely place if you ignore the horribly damp cold and rats."

>>41713267
"Indeed! If only it weren't locked."

>>41713233
"I'm afraid I can't cast a single spell to save my life. Never bothered learning the thing. I can, however, stick things with swords reasonably well. I hit 4/5 times."

>>41713179
"I don't..."

>>41713287
"Hmm... Yes. Maybe... Let me try that."

1/2

>>41713127
Sounds like the guards were in on it, and didn't want anyone to know the artifact was retrieved. What was the artifact.

>>41713411
>It was some kind of orb. Green.
OH BOY YOU FUCKED UP

>>41713411
Those orbs are dicks.
Every single one of them.

>>41713467
Yeah, except the pink one. That one's a pussy.

>>41713411
>My name? Rickard.

Rickard is basically Richard, right? Can we call you Dick?

>>41713490
Literally.

>>41713467
Blue Orb is a fucking maniac.

>>41713524
And yellow's a nerd.

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>Rickard begins pulling away at the bench. Parts of it break off in his hand but it remains firmly in place.

"It's attached somehow. Why do they even have the strings?"

>He keeps pulling off more chunks. Eventually the chunks are too well attached to pull off. All he has now is a pile of rotten wood and a slightly smaller bench.

"Hey!" A voice from outside his room yells out him. An Aelor glares at him from outside the cell. "What are you doing in there? You better not be breaking anything."

>>41713568
Hey! Listen!

He's going to break the cell!

>>41713568
psst, say "not on purpose, your bench is so shitty it fell apart"

>>41713568
Oh dang, the "use broken bits and the strings as a lever to pry the bars off" plan won't work if there's a guard paying attention.

>>41713568
HEY LISTEN!

Tell em you're just masturbating, they'll leave you alone

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>>41713411
>Also, I'm in the dungeons of Windcrest.

Hunh, shit, we're far from home. Way up north, too.

>>41713568
Tell them you found something and is just trying to et it out of the wall.

>>41713568
Lure him inside, punch him and steal the key.

>>41713411
Not sure what the green orb does, specifically, aside from standard orb things, but that's definitely a Ceer artifact. Who was the client? It's important to know who screwed you over.

>>41713568
Tell them that the bench is very sick and needs a doctor!

>>41713608
All in favor of going to Minia school, to save the world from virginity?

>>41713568
Your bench's broken, come fix it. Insult Asam or something, that'll piss the Aelor off.

>>41713568
Why not come in here and find out what we're up to? Afraid of our incredible good looks?

And who was your client for this artifact retrieval?

>>41713568

You can try to feign injury. Try saying that you were going to sit down on the bench, but then it gave way and that you injured/broke your wrist in the fall. That should get the guard in here.

But that may not help very much, unless you have some sort of very blunt object that you can use to knock the Aelor out OR if you're willing to use a wooden shard to try to maim or kill the Aelor,

>>41713568
Inform the guard about the poorly maintained bench.

>>41713648
naw, what we do is steal back that green orb and send it to the person known as tali. so like "to tali at minia's school of magic" for the address. will totally be able handle that orb safely.

>>41713648
No, we're here to save the world from ruination.

>>41713742
Yes, exactly what I said.

>>41713742
Wait, we're protecting the world from devestation?

>>41713568
Okay, now seduce the guard! It's the only way!

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"Oh, no, of course not! It's just... Well, your benches here are rather poorly constructed... It broke on me and I'm actually quite badly injured here."

"That so?"

"Yes. The whole thing just fell to pieces. You know, there's a Windcrest law against cruel and unusual punishment and I think that letting an inmate suffer needlessly with a broken wrist counts. When I get out of here I will sue this place for their shoddy craftsmanship and their inability to see that their inmates are unharmed until the date of their trial! In fact, I'll-"

>The Aelor sighs. Rickard can hear her fumbling with some keys. The door to his cell unlocks.

Perfect. Once she steps in I'll leap and get her in a choke hold. Then-

>The door opens and the woman stands in front of it. It is only now that Rickard can see the four arms, a sign of an Aelor born with much higher strength than their kin.

"Look," She says, "If you wanted me to open the door so you could try and fight me you should have told me straight away. Honestly, beating you dirtbags into a pulp is the only fun thing about this job."

"..."

"You ready?"

>>41713769
Too many magically gifted virgins seems like a weird cause for the end of the world.
Let's save that plan for When we hit a dead end in the trail.

>>41713831
Eyehug to distract!

>>41713831
You're definitely not going to beat that Aelor into a fight, she has FOUR ARMS. Run past her, do NOT engage. Try to steal her keys so you can get your friends freed.

>>41713831
quick! seduce!

>>41713831
be a dodgy bastard. we'll fly into their face to distract them when they swing. wind to the eyes still makes you blink. you get out and lock the door behind you, we can go through the bars.

[rape aelor's face with a breeze]

>>41713831
Can we talk to her mind?

>>41713840
I think someone else is already saving the world from that, if you know what I mean.

>>41713831
YOU'RE A WILEY ROUGE,
SEDUCE HER

>>41713831
"Oh, so the kidnapper is calling ME a dirtbag? I'm not the one shaking people down and holding them hostage."

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>41713831
SEDUCE THE BITCH

>>41713831
POCKET SAND!

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>41713831
Well I guess its time for plan D.

The D stands for Dick.

Seduction time.

>>41713831
Four arms hunh? That has to be useful. If you know what I mean.

But seriously we are boned. Best bet is to get a good hit to the solar plexus or the throat and run like the wind.

>>41713831
Just point out you were serious about suing them. Make up bullshit about how you know some good lawyers.

>>41713831
Challenge her to an arm-wrestling match instead!

>>41713831
Her skills are in punching, your skill is in swording. This is not a fair fight.

Become a spoony bard

>>41713831
Dodge, take her keys, try to get passed, and run.

>>41713831
Hey, did you remember to grab a particularly sharp piece of bench? Because Aelor or not, she'd need magic to keep it from going in her eye if you're fast enough.

>>41713831
I don't suppose you're confident in your hand-to-hand combat abilities? Ideally, we should knock her out so she won't alert the other guards while we escape.

If that doesn't work, here's an escape plan. Try to run by her right side; she'll try and catch you with both of her right arms, so be ready to grab one with each of your arms and then slide under them.

>>41713831
We definitely didn't want to do that kind of fighting.

We do want to get our hands on her, though.

>>41713912
No you fool, challenge her to a FOOT-wrestling match!

>>41713831
What WERE you arrested for, by the way?

>>41713958
Selling a stolen artifact. Though he was actually hired to steal the artifact, apparently.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>41713831
[SEDUCE AELOR]

Rolled 2 (1d20)

Seducing her is to obvious
ENTICE HER TO SEDUCE YOU!

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>41713831
We'll distract her, you run.

[foghorn noises]

>>41713831
Drop trou and Dickcoptor© your way out!

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I got this. I am a reasonably attractive rugged hero type.

All I gotta do is...

Lay on the charm!

>The Aelor is unaffected.

Well, damn.

Alright, time for plan B.

1/3

>>41714080
There's your problem. You can't wink with the eyepatch eye. Something to remember next time.

>>41714080
dont wink your missing eye

>>41714080
Where are her horns?

>>41714080
Did you just fucking wink with the eye patch covered eye? You fuckwit that's why you failed, the wink never fails

>>41714080
It didn't work because you winked behind your eyepatch.

Nice going, Ricktard.

>>41714080
No. No plan B. You seduce that Aelor or you sit in this prison until you learn how to seduce an Aelor!

>>41714080
Turn around, spread your checks and prepare your Anus

>>41714080
Ask her what it's like having four armpits

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>>41714080
"Pocket moth!"

>He grabs you and chucks you at the Aelor. Bound by the laws set on you by Serin you turn into a gust of wind and simply blow softly against the Aelor's face.

>But that's all the distraction the hero needs.

2/3

>>41714214
Twice the razoring?

>>41714080
Offer to listen to her troubles while you give her a foot massage.
The fact that the only joy she gets from her job is beating up prisoners might be a sign of severe depression.

>>41714218
[tickle the guard's nose]

>>41714156
We have no money at the moment

>>41714218
Lets tickle the guard's mind with lewd pictures of elves making syrup.

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>>41714218
>>41714254
>The guard sneezes.

>Rickard dashes past her, snagging the ring of keys at her side before continuing down the hallway.

"HOW!?" She cries, "You don't have a spellbook!"

That went smoothly.

But now what do I do? Should I look for my friends? Or just escape?

>>41714400
What kind of hero doesn't save their friends?

If you don't, we shall tickle your genitals to no end.

>>41714400
Get your friends, ESPECIALLY THE LITTLEST ELF.

>>41714400
Save your friends boy, if you don't they will eventually be sent after you and they will want to get revenge for the whole leaving them in prison thing

>>41714400
Look for your friends you 'friend'

>>41714400
You should probably find your friends so as to not be a raging dickface. Also, apologize to the aelor as you run.

>>41714400
get your friends, you will get captured again if you are by yourself.

>>41714400
How friendly are they? Have they tried to betray you recently?

>>41714400
Get your friends, of course.

>>41714400
Try not to risk getting caught, if you find the exit first, just run.

>>41714400
>But now what do I do? Should I look for my friends? Or just escape?
As a roguish hero, you are obligated to save your friend and impregnate the aelor.

>>41714400
Do you think we could push her into the cell so she doesn't chase us? Or is she on guard again now?

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Rescuing friends it is.

These two have stuck by me through thick and thin. Ever since we all found each other, we've been through it all.

>He races through the hallways, calling out their name. When one of them responds he quickly runs to their cell and opens it up.

"Rickard!" A human girl is there holding a spear fashioned out of the bench.

Valentine. The brawn of the whole operation. She has an artifact gauntlet that lets her beat just about anyone to a pulp. A sweet girl who wouldn't hesitate to give you the clothes off her back.

>She runs out of her cell and hugs him.

"Where's Lenia?" She asks.

"Finding her now."

>The elf isn't hard to track down, thankfully, as she's only a few cells down. She stands there, trembling.

Lenia. An oddity among elves, she hates magic and all that has to do with it. Really good at sneaking into places.

"Lenia! Hey!"

"R-rickard..."

"Lenia." Rickard walks up to her. "What's wrong?"

"They.... They took my shootin' irons, Rickard..."

Also has an affinity for these gun things.

"We'll get them back."

>The group hears a bellow of rage. Down the hall is the Aelor.

"KILL YOU!" She yells.

>>41714794
Trip her as she runs toward you

>>41714794
Grab the pissbucket from the cell and threathen to throw the contents at her if she doesn't stay back.

>>41714794
Have Valentine hold the Aelor back with her makeshift spear! It's three versus one, there's no way you could lose against four arms.

>>41714794
Ask her if we can just resolve this like responsible adults. Failing that, RUN AWAY!

>>41714794
[Deploy Yakety Sax]

Time to look for the items while running.

>>41714794
Well that seems excessive
Maybe, in fact, she's the one who belongs in a cell, and not you.

>>41714794
Run away and hide, quickly!

yell "pocket moth!" again but don't throw us this time, will make her brace for it. then run to the gear storage

>>41714902
Seconding this.

>>41714794
Challenge to SINGLE COMBAT as your friends abscond. Then run away

>>41714794
Tell her that it is a truly sad state of affairs in the realm if ordinary citizens have to live in fear of the law enforcement officers. She is unnecessarily escalating the situation with the threat of violence and may indeed be overstepping her authority.

>>41714861
That's one arm for each of us.

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"You know, you really should consider what you're doing here. You're threatening death in a situation that's already pretty delicate. You should instead t-"

"DIE!"

Yeah, she's not listening to reason.

"Pocket moth!"

>He pretends to throw. The Aelor flinches. The group flees.

>They run down the maze-like halls, making turn after turn without truly knowing which way they're going.

>A wooden door is up ahead, one that doesn't appear to be the same as the cells. Rickard flings it open and brings the group inside.

I think we lost her...

"Uhm..."

>An undine stands in the room, surrounded by what appears to be confiscated weapons. Rickard can see his group's stuff on a nearby table.

"I don't think you're supposed to be here..." the undine says.

>>41715146
Nonsense, of course we are. Where else would we find a cutie like you?

>>41715146
Put on your best "I'm supposed to be here" impression, quickly!

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>41715146
SEDUCE!

COMPLIMENT HER TENTACLES!

>>41715146
Seduce the undine

>>41715146
Ask her if she knows a Tessa Ur.

Also, grab yo stuff while she answers.

>>41715146
What is Tessa doing here?
Don't worry about this girl, Rickard. She's harmless, as in she knows practically no magic that can hurt us. Grab your weapons and bust out of there.

>>41715146
"I don't think you're supposed to be here."

>>41715146
Did you know your sister has a crush on a brown human girl at her school?

>>41715146
where's our stuff, fish tits?

>>41715146
Consentacles?

But seriously, grab the stuff and go!

>>41715146
Isn't this where the confiscated weapons are held?

>>41715146
Maybe tell her someone posted bail?

>>41715146

Sure they are. How would they have gotten past the guard if they weren't?

But he accidentally made an embarassing joke about the Aelor, so he needs your help to get out before he gets pummeled.

>>41715146
No, we're totally supposed to be here. Like, for real. We need to pick up some confiscated weapons.

>>41715146
This octopus looks much more seducable, but remember to wink the right eye this time, figuratively and literally!

>>41715146
"Really? It looks to me like I'm exactly where I should be."

Now, this is a chance to be charming. You keep her attention, and your buddies can get your stuff while she's distracted.

>Taking our time to seduce an undine while a crazy four armed lady is out to kill us.

>>41715146
Exercise you God-Given right to bear arms.

By which I mean steal your shit back. Then find a harbor to throw tea into as an offering to the goddess of freedom

>>41715146
"That's why I'm leaving."

Grab stuff and run.

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"Really? It looks to me like I'm exactly where I should be."

"Eh..?"

>With his hand behind his back Rickard motions for his comrades to get their gear. He leans closer to the undine.

"I mean... How could I have gotten here if I wasn't supposed to be?"

"I... Well, that's true..."

"See? My, you have really nice head tentacle things. How do you keep them so... Lustrous?"

"W-well... I have this water from my homeland... I use it and uhm... I'm sorry, I need your name. I'm not supposed to really let anyone in here. I could get in trouble..."

"Of course, of course. Wouldn't want a cute little lady like yourself to get into any trouble." He sees his teammates edging towards the door. "But before I go, I must know how such a lovely lass got a job working in these big scary dungeons."

"Uhm... I'm sorry but, I'm a boy."

...
This is why I hate Undine.

>Lenia laughs. The Undine finally notices her.

"H-hey! You're not supposed to take that!"

>>41715395
IT'S A TRAP
ABANDON SHIP

>>41715395
IF YOU ARE A BOY THEN YOU NEED TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY!
FOR THESE FEELINGS YOU ARE GIVING ME

>>41715395
Well, er....
At least get his name before you dash away, you dashing rogue.

>>41715395
RUN!

>>41715395
ABORT ABORT. KNOCK THEM OVER TAKE YOUR STUFF AND RUN!

>>41715395
Kiss the undine. It's the ultimate distraction.

>>41715395
GRAB THE TRAPTOPUS AND RUN

>>41715395
>a boy
>we were warned about this and failed to pay attention

Next time check for tits before romancing

>>41715395
Pretend to chase after her.

>>41715395
Grab the green ceer orb if you can see it!
It needs to go to someone special!

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>>41715395
>a boy
>implying that matters

>>41715395
GRAB THE UNDINE AND RUN

>>41715395
Hurry and take everything and the undine and GTFO there

>>41715395
Take one for the team. Distraction kiss.

>>41715395
>"Uhm... I'm sorry but, I'm a boy."
I don't see a problem.

>"H-hey! You're not supposed to take that!"
Okay, that's a problem. Let's get going, but take a moment to blow a kiss to the nice squid boy on the way out.

>>41715395
While we are on the subject of genders, what was the humans' gender again?

>>41715395
Quick, stun him! With your lips!

>>41715395
Suck on his tentacles. They love that shit

>>41715395
>I'm a boy
Well in that case, what's a strapping young lad like yourself doing cooped up in a place like this? You should be outside, seeing the world! Having adventures! Wooing maidens, or other lads, if that's your thing! You should come with us, trust me, it's great.

>>41715395
Sometimes you need to take one for the team and pound that boypussy

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"You're right! Don't worry, lad! I'll stop here!"

>His teammates rush out of the room. Rickard takes the time to stop and properly wink at the Undine.

"You stay right here. I'll take care of it."

"Okay..."
--------------------

>The group is now outside of the dungeon.

>They each equip their respective weapons. Valentine has Asam's Arm, a gauntlet that greatly enhances the user's strength.

>Rickard has his Mage's Bane, a sword that can cut through any magic and is completely unbreakable.

>Lenia has her guns. They shoot projectiles at a great speed.

>Valentine puts the finishing touches on her arm and tests it out by wiggling the fingers . She picks up a rock and crushes it into a fine dust.

"We made it." She says.

"Yep. We escaped from prison. Now we're probably wanted fugitives of the most powerful human kingdom without a penny to our names. But, we're free!"

Though that 'wanted' and 'poor' thing are definitely problems.

>>41715883
Did you pound the boypussy?

>>41715883
We should probably collect ourselves and introduce ourself to the group.

>>41715883
You should take the Ceer portal out of there, you may be wanted in the Human Kingdom, but I doubt they'll look for you in Elf territory. Plus I always wanted to see the Elf's huge tree.

>>41715883
So, what exactly were you charged with? What evidence did they have that you stole the artifact?

>>41715883
Don't worry, once you've saved the world you'll be swimming in cash and adulation.

>>41715883
Alright, time to save the world.

>>41715883
Get the Orb back, send it to Tali at Minia.

Readdress the sylph/hero deal that happened not too long ago.

>>41715883
steal the orb back. it's clearly important.

>>41715883
First thing's first, you were obviously reported by the guy you gave the orb to. Take it back.

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>>41715915
Of course not. There were more pressing matters.

>>41716015
Me? A hero? Ha! I'm so far from a hero.

>>41715927
That's not a bad idea. But first...

>>41715952
>>41716127
Here's the thing. We basically take odd jobs. Things that normal people can't do. Fighting monsters, clearing dungeons, finding treasure. We do the job, bring proof, and then get paid. It's that simple.

So for the last one some guy in a mask asked us to take on a difficult dungeon. No one else could finish it.

Well, they didn't have a team who worked as well together as we do.

So we go in there, easily get the orb, and bring it to the man.

He pays us, and not more than a half hour later we're arrested.

I don't know about the man but I saw him walk into a very fancy looking house.

We could go in and steal back the item.
We could also send Lenia. She's good at sneaking.

Oooor. We could just flee.

>>41716244
>send Lenia. She's good at sneaking.

>>41716244
Send AMERICA
I mean Lenia

>>41716244
>We could go in and steal back the item.
You do that.

Sending Lenia alone would probably get her horribly molested.

>>41716244
Just flee, getting caught again would make saving the world more difficult.

>>41716244
Do we know why they thought you stole it? Was it reported stolen by the man who hired you? What kind of dungeon did you take it from?

>>41716244
Steal it back!

Its the only way to be sure.

>>41716244
Have Lenia sneak in and steal the orb. She's tiny, of course she'll be the best person for the job. We'll accompany her inside and give her advice, plus she's super cute.

send her in, but be ready to burst in and fuck up some fucks if they catch her.

>>41716244
Are we sure this man is actually responsible for getting you arrested? Did he recently report that the orb was stolen or something?

>>41716244
Send Lenia. She's the one for the task.

>>41716244
Could break back into prison and find out who the plaintiff in your case is. That'd save you time in plotting revenge

>>41716244
>Well, they didn't have a team who worked as well together as we do.

So when you say that, do you also mean romantically, wink wink?

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>>41716321
Apparently it was reported stolen. Why or who reported it stolen I don't know. The duneon we got it from was a fairly typical one and the law states that unless someone is living in that dungeon or has ownership of it all loot taken from a dungeon belongs to the one who took it. There was no one in there and according to the gate the dungeon didn't belong to anyone in partciular.

"Lenia."

"Yes Rickard?"

"Remember that green orb?"

"Yep!"

"Remember the guy who had it?"

"Yep!"

"We need to get that back. Someone wanted us in prison and that thing is the key to finding out why. Do you think you can get it for me?"

"For you I can!"

"Good."

Go help her, okay?

>You appear. But it seems no one else can see you. Even so you know you can transfer that bond to the elf. You feel you can.

>It takes a moment of concentration and then-

===

>Lenia has made it into the house. An open window provided easy entry.

Simple. Like takin' candy from an undine.

Rickard is gonna be so impressed.

'Lenia, you're so good at breakin' into things! You've broken into my heart!'

'Oh my gosh, Rickard! I've been waitin' for you to say that since the day we met! Let's ditch Valentine and make out by the citrus tree!'

It'll go somethin' like that.

Hmm...

>There are two doors and a hallway nearby. The closest door doesn't have any sound coming from it, but the one farther away seems like it has someone behind it. Down the hall, faint music can be heard.

>>41716611
Hey, listen!

Music!

>>41716611
It's such a shame he likes Undine Boypussy huh Knife ears?

>>41716611
Go to the silent one

>>41716611
HELLO LITTLEST ELF, We're going to be helping you today!

Go for the closest door first, better to not take any risks and get caught.

>>41716611
Listen to the one further away, maybe we'll figure out something useful.

>>41716611
Hey, we're the voice from your crush's head. If you want to win him over, you should make sure to memorize his daily schedule and routines down to the minute. Then, locate areas of inefficiency and frequent complaining and attempt to insert yourself into his routine by fixing those inefficiencies.

You should probably shoot any other girl that comes near, too.

>>41716611
>'Oh my gosh, Rickard! I've been waitin' for you to say that since the day we met! Let's ditch Valentine and make out by the citrus tree!'
Hello tiny elf lady.
Rickard is into guys.

>>41716611
Knife ears, you're brown and an elf, right? Does that mean you're related to Tali?

>>41716731
Tali's already got a sister, far chance that Lenia is his distant cousin.

>>41716611
I hope you don't make a habit of taking candy from undine, you probably don't even like their weird fish candy.

>>41716703
he hit on the aelor warden lady.
he's into everything
he just has trouble seeing affection directed towards him.

>>41716611
If you want to win his affections, you should steal some of his underwear and let him catch you masturbating while sniffing it.

This works in 85% of my Ceer Comics.

>>41716611
>You are the Undine
>Think about that mysterious feminine male that winked at you
>Wallow in your own romantic curiosity

>>41716611
Let's take the quiet door

>>41716822
Confirmed for next side quest, and every other thread. Seriously, we could probably survive on this alone.

>>41716611
Why not listen in on the conversation and then move to the silent door

>>41716822
>You are the Undine
>Wish that dreamy human had ravaged your squishy Undine boypussy

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>>41716622
Whoa! You're the Sylph thing!

I thought you guys only helped humans!

Well, if Rickard says it's okay then it's okay.

>>41716693
We pretty much do everything together anyway!
Also, I don't think shooting anyone will really help. I think he's against murder.

>>41716703
Ha, liar.
Think I'm featherbrained? I'm pretty smart, ya'know.
If he were gay he wouldn't flirt with ladies.

>>41716731
Nope.

>>41716772
I used to take lots of things from lots of people. Now I only take a few things from mostly undead people.

>>41716897
No one's speakin'. Just noises. Can't make em out from here...

Let's see the quiet door...

>Lenia opens up the closest door.

>Her jaw nearly drops to the ground when she sees what's inside.

>Treasure. Wall to wall lined with artifacts of all kinds. Trophies from kills are hung up, weapons are displayed. The contents of this room alone would feed their group for eternity.

By La'kest... This is the most beautiful thing I ever saw.

>>41716987
>If he were gay he wouldn't flirt with ladies.
Yet he flirts with undine boys.

Anyway grab the orb and a few expensive looking things.

>>41716987
Don't take anything other than the orb. The rest is probably boobytrapped.

>>41716987
You're here for the orb, don't get distracted by those artifacts. Only take what you need, like that heart amu- WAIT HOLD ON IS THAT A GLOBE?!
SPIN IT, WE NEED TO SEE THE CONTINENTS THAT AREN'T SERDA.

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>>41716875
But why cant this be relevant when the sylph may just want to manipulate the Undine to become another party member, the more party members the higher chance of success we have to saving the world, right?

>>41716987
>Whoa! You're the Sylph thing!
>I thought you guys only helped humans!
A god grabbed us and turned us into a ghost. I'm not really sure why. Apparently it's a loophole in some divine law against having agents in the mortal plane.

So, do you have any special elf magic?

>treasure room
Be very, very careful. This place could very possibly be covered in booby traps, and I'd prefer to keep our boobies safe. Look and see if anything in particular stands out.

>>41716987
See if there's anything especially interesting around, apparently you're already criminals so might as well.

>>41716987
I know a girl elf who sleeps all day and has the innate magic of being super strong, killing people with pillows and ripping up chunks of earth. She's also chubby.

What can you do?

>>41717096
>booby traps
Please don't bully the elf for being FLAT AS A BOARD

>>41717130
Flat chest best chest.

>>41717173
board go homo

>>41716987
Think about cute boss romancing cute undine

>>41717173
>>41717130
>YFW it turns out she binds her boobs and she is actually as big as Flora.

>>41717270
I'm going to need some proof on that. Visual proof.

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>>41717130
>>41717173
Ay, there ain't nothing wrong with my boobies. They're pert and awesome.

Don't need no useless meat.

>>41717258
Ain't the time or place.

>>41717026
I ain't no kid! Not gonna spin it no matter how temptin' it is...

>>41717023
>>41717017
No orb here... But there is this necklace.

>She walks up to it and after checking it quickly for traps she touches it. The necklace glows.

Ew, magic artifacts.

Don't even know what it does. But... Could sell it for a pretty Alm.
Don't look booby trapped either...

>>41717270
>>41717193
>>41717173
>>41717130
Guys, Guys. She should just be content that she isn't as flat as Anita.

>>41717318
anita is a man though

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>41717300
It makes you immune to romantic advances, even if Rickard did like you, you'd never feel it.

Come on, you know you want to spin that globe.

>>41717318
That's nothing to be proud of. Even boards aren't as flat as Anita. Two dimensional planes have more volume than Anita's chest

>>41717300
I'm guessing that's a charm necklace or something, that will make people fall hopelessly in love.

That, or it connects to another necklace that's supposed to be shared with your loved ones and can be used to track you.

I'm not sure what to do. Someone's bound to notice that it's missing...

Is anyone coming this way?

>>41717300
Get the necklace, find the orb flatie

>>41717300
Put it back. For all you know, it could change you from an adorably flat elf into a horrifically flat Ceer.

take everything and throw it out the window for later. check for secret passages.

>>41717300
Might be useful, possibly very dangerous, quite a conundrum.

>>41717389
WITH A DIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

Which, given how he was hitting on that Undine boy, might be what it takes to get you laid. Quick, put on the necklace!

>>41717422
He didn't know that Undine was a dude when he started hitting on him though.

and even if he's cool with dick, we don't know if he's attracted to ceer.

>>41717509
He's practically Half-Ceer already, under his eyepatch is his Ceer eye.

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Ehhh.... Yeah... I think I'll just leave it here.

Don't wanna get caught or somethin'.

Let's see...

>She goes down the hallway, following the sound of the music. As she gets closer she recognizes it as piano. Not only that but it's a song from her hometown.

>She moves closer, drawn in by the song of her people.

>Sitting alone in a clean white room is an elf. Her skin is pale and her hair is white. In front of her is a white piano, the source of the beautiful music.

A winter elf. Don't see that every day.

But what's one doin' in Windcrest?

>>41717300
>finds a magical artifact in the shape of a heart glowing with lusty red (the color of romance) energy
>has a love interest

come on Rickard#afavorableeffort, you dont have to make it that obvious, put it on when you are in front of your love!

>>41717561
Knock her unconscious, grab the gem and run away

>>41717561
Orb spotted. Sneak up, put your gun to its head, and ask for an explanation. While reaching for the orb.

>>41717561
Have the winds of winter (w)ridden their way to the western walks of Windcrest?

>>41717561
That's a good question.

Okay, I don't think we can retrieve the orb while she's watching it, so let's go into scouting mode. Can we see anything else in the room? Any identifying marks on the elf lady? Do you have any idea what her special elf magic might be?

>>41717561
That's our target, but you can't go in there without her noticing you. You should backtrack and take a peek at the farther door you missed.

Or, you could just blast that Elf and take the orb, though I'd imagine it'll take a toll on your conscious for killing one of your own.

>>41717561
This is important:
Once you touch the orb, you'll hear voices that aren't ours.
Keep in mind that all orbs are dicks and our advice is always superior.

>>41717561
Shoot her.

>>41717561
Sneak on her and pinch her earlobe

>>41717660
Assassination mode activate.

>>41717561
It's a mystery, but the green orb appears to be on top of the piano so we'll need some kind of a distraction, also check the room for anything else that might cause problems.

>>41717674
Isn't it true if an elf manages to do that to another elf, they owe the pinching elf exactly one elf-favor?

>>41717561
Get her by the ears.
You dirty elves can't fight back once someone starts molesting your ears.

>>41717561
Make out with the musical elf.

>>41717561
Rub her ears and ruffle her hair until she goes unconscious

>>41717561
Pierce her ears! Fill them with earrings!

>>41717815
L-lewd

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>Lenia sneaks over to the winter elf. The room is completely empty save for them and a few pieces of furniture. When she's close enough she puts her gun up against the elf.

"Alright, don't move. Don't make a sound. Just have over the orb and I won't fill your head fulla lead."

>The winter elf freezes in place. Her small frame trembles and she lets out a small gasp when Lenia cocks her gun.

"The orb."

>The elf remains frozen in place, trembling harder. Eventually the slight tremble turns into shaking and she clutches at her chest.

"Uhm... The... The orb..?"

"M-my heart... I need my m-medicine... P-please..."

Oh gods what did I do.

>>41717881
Take the orb! Don't fall for it!

Then get the medicine! You don't just leave people to die!

>>41717881
Just shoot her.

>>41717881
>grab orb
>start shooting so someone will come running
>around elf watch yourself

>>41717881
Grab Orb
Run away fast

>>41717881
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
YOU ARE GIVING THE GIRL A HEART ATTACK
SHE'S GONNA DIE WHETHER OR NOT YOU PULL THE TRIGGER
FIND THE MEDICINE, YOU KNIFE EARED, TREE HUGGING, BARK EATING, SAP DRINKING ELF

>>41717881
"Where is your medicine?"

>>41717881

Don't be a shit, get the medicine.

>>41717914
are you calling her a cocksucker or are you just being racist

grab orb, shot sky to attract attention. run away.

>>41717881
Begin ear rubbing and boob compressions to steady her heart.

>>41717881
take it and leave, winter elves are plague-ridden monsters, it's better this way

>>41717881
Restart her heart with lewdness!

>>41717937
>>41717904
But what if there is no one else in the house?

>>41717881
help with meds, do it for the boss

>>41717881
Hey! We said pierce her ears, not give her a heart attack by threatening her life! Feed her that medicine and then get back to the important business of suckling on those ears!

>>41717881
Is there medicine nearby? If she dies you're probably going to be wanted for murder.

>>41717947
even better, nobody to keep that abomination alive.

>>41717881
Grab the orb first, then fetch her the medicine

>>41717881
Grab the orb then find medicine/run

>>41717881
Congrats on your first murder. I'll make sure your boy knows how well you did at it

>>41717881
Get her here medecine you fool

>>41717965
it's not like she'll have bulletholes in her, or be able to say that someone threatened her.
besides, the rich guy will probably just up their status to that anyways.

Put her out of her misery

>>41717881
HOLD ON GUYS, THE HEART AMULET
THAT'S THE KEY, THAT'S THE MEDICINE

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Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck!

>Lenia grabs the orb.

M-maybe I can get someone's attention!

>She fires her gun.

>The elf makes a startled cry and slumps over.

OH GOD THAT DIDN'T HELP.

1/2

>>41718000
NONSENSE ANON! THE REAL HEART WAS INSIDE HER ALL ALONG

>>41718020
Stop trying to help her you fool! That was the worst thing you could do, just run as fast as you can now!

>>41718024
I think the amulet's a better heart then her shitty one.

>>41718020
Start doing chest compressions. Just make sure her heart is beating. If she stops breathing, whisper in her ear sensually.

>>41718020
REMEMBER THE BASICS OF CPR!

>>41718020
Ask the orb where her medicine is

>>41718020
Don't just wait for the guards to come. Get out of there quickly!

>>41718020
I am sorry to repeat myself, FIND THE FUCKING MEDECINE YOU DUMB FLATBOARD

>>41718020
get heart amulet and drop in on her

>>41718020
HEY DO NOT KILL THIS ELF GIRL OH MY GOSH

>>41718020
Shoot HER.

>>41718020
ASK THE ORB FOR HELP, MAYBE IT'S THE ORB OF LOCATING MEDICINE

>>41718020
You're good at stealing things, right?
Steal the girl AND her medicine.

And the orb too, of course.

>>41718020
Leave it to a knife-ear to fuck things up

>>41718020
Goddammit, you stupid woman. We're here to give advice, so FUCKING LISTEN TO US!

>>41718020
>Try and see if we can do anything by possessing this chick

>>41718020
Actually, >>41718212 is a great idea. We should quickly ask her where her medicine is, and then her thoughts will tell us.

>>41718047
WE CAN BE HER HEART ANON

WE CAN MAKE HER GO DOKI DOKI

>>41718020
[LOCATE MEDICINE WITH GHOST POWERS]

Wait! I have an idea. Why don't we kidnap the elf girl and use her as a hostage? We can lewd her once the danger is gone.

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"ORB! ORB! WHERE IS THE MEDICINE!"

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"What!? I don't speak fuckin' math!"

Maybe it's in the restroom! I keep stuff there!

Argh! There's so many voices in my head!

>She runs and goes into the only door that's left. She runs through the house and finds a bunch of medicine. When she returns to the elf she's convulsing on the floor.

I think I broke her!

>The medicine appears to be a single long needle.

I think I should run.

I gotta run.

I ain't no doctor.

>>41718020
We don't have enough time to save her. People are going to come for us. We need to take her with us and search for her medicine.

>>41718302
Put the medicine in your mouth and kiss her.

>>41718302
kidnap her
what else could possibly go wrong?

>>41718302
SHOVE THAT NEEDLE IN HER NECK, INJECT IT
DO NOT LET THIS ELF DIE

>>41718302
Either needle that girl right now or bring the medicine and her back with you.

You don't want Rickard to think you're a callous murderer, do you? and saving a cute girl's life is sure to make him think more highly of you.

>>41718302
Piggyback her to Rickard, he will know what to do

>>41718302
>"What!? I don't speak fuckin' math!"
It said "I don't help knife ears". It's going to let her die because it's a racist orb.

Give her a small injection of medicine into a blood vessel and take her with you in case she needs more help.

>>41718302
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>>41718302
>translates to I don't help knife ears
AHAHAHAHAHA

>>41718302
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>I don't help knife ears
Hey, guys, I know which orb this is. It's the racist orb.

>>41718302
>>The medicine appears to be a single long needle.
>>41718344
DO WHAT HE SAID!

>>41718302
YOU CAN DO THIS

RIGHT BETWEEN THE RIBS

STAB HARD TO GET THROUGH THE CHEST PLATE

>>41718302
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racist ass orb, drop that shit

>>41718302
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It said "I don't help knife ears".

Wow. That's hilarious, actually.

>>41718302
Wow, the orb is racist. It said "I don't help knife ears"

A single long needle? Is it even a syringe? If it's a syringe, give her an injection. If it's JUST a needle, fuck it just run.

>>41718302
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>>41718302
Are either of your companions trained in medicine? If you can't help this girl, they might be able to.

If not, then I suspect she has a heart condition and that the needle contains a stimulant. If needs to be injected near the heart, but only a little at a time. If that was the only needle, then the whole thing is probably too much for her.

>>41718302
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he may still be able to help!

>>41718302
haha lets give this orb to tali so it can make passive aggressive binary in his head

>>41718302
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