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Test Thread 08/07/15(Fri)09:25:33 No.41725256

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Test Thread Dipshit !!9T27h5dKkmK 08/07/15(Fri)09:25:33 No.41725256 Archived

The plumb bob you have taped to the door frame of your room sways as the ship cruises through the Pacific.

Over 200 days at sea.

You lie in your bed, permanently attached to the port-side wall. Above you is the large rectangular window, stained white from the salt of the sea. Your feet lie towards the stern, free from the fleece blanket that covers the rest of your body.

You get up and look out the window, the sea is churning and small white patches cover it. The sky is gray and dark. From what you have learned about the Beaufort scale, this is a ten. Luckily, the ship's gyroscopes dampen the full force of the ocean.

Your drowsiness lingers still, it is past six in your time zone.

Your Samsung lying on the table behind your head plays a text message notification tone.

Picking up your Samsung and unlocking the screen, the message reads:
"quick faggot, we have work to get done".

>"Please go fuck yourself asshole"
>Inquire about the work that has to be done.
>"Telling that to me in person would be nice."
>"[insert text here]"
>Ignore the message and get breakfast.

Anonymous
08/07/15(Fri)09:29:35 No.41725296

Anonymous 08/07/15(Fri)09:29:35 No.41725296

>>41725256
> Tell the asshole to stop making a point of your homosexuality

Anonymous
08/07/15(Fri)09:31:06 No.41725317

Anonymous 08/07/15(Fri)09:31:06 No.41725317

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>>41725296
this

Anonymous
08/07/15(Fri)09:35:28 No.41725369

Anonymous 08/07/15(Fri)09:35:28 No.41725369

If you're going to make a stupid quest thread put "quest" in the header.

Or better yet kill yourself.

Anonymous
08/07/15(Fri)09:36:40 No.41725382

Anonymous 08/07/15(Fri)09:36:40 No.41725382

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>>41725369
no u

Dipshit !!9T27h5dKkmK
08/07/15(Fri)09:52:52 No.41725580

Dipshit !!9T27h5dKkmK 08/07/15(Fri)09:52:52 No.41725580

You reply promptly.

"You know there is nothing wrong with being gay, homosexuality and equality must be respected in a modern society with refined morals."

He replies.

"modern society doesn't favor those who are late in their work"

You decide to head down to the mess hall to get some food. You put on your special uniform, open the door, and lock the biometric lock with your thumb.

You walk down the hallway and to the elevator with a confident stride. Some of the freshmen look at you as you walk by.

You press the elevator button and the elevator door opens a few seconds later.

"Perhaps you were looking the leatherclub, it's two levels down near the ammunition storage"

A familiar face in uniform stands in front of you in the elevator.

You walk in while keeping your face locked on his.

>"Fuck you"
>Tell him about the history of leathermen
>"Well it's nice to see you all dressed up, real nice, too bad it doesn't match your personality."

Anonymous
08/07/15(Fri)09:56:52 No.41725638

Anonymous 08/07/15(Fri)09:56:52 No.41725638

>>41725580
>>"Fuck you"
>>Tell him about the history of leathermen

Anonymous
08/07/15(Fri)10:01:52 No.41725695

Anonymous 08/07/15(Fri)10:01:52 No.41725695

>>41725580
>"Well it's nice to see you all dressed up, real nice, too bad it doesn't match your personality."

Make the fucker uncomfortable, why not

Anonymous
08/07/15(Fri)10:07:33 No.41725772

Anonymous 08/07/15(Fri)10:07:33 No.41725772

>>41725580
why not all three?

Dipshit !!9T27h5dKkmK
08/07/15(Fri)10:11:24 No.41725827

Dipshit !!9T27h5dKkmK 08/07/15(Fri)10:11:24 No.41725827

>>41725638
>>41725695
>>41725772

You smile a bit.

He presses the button to get the second bottom-most level, where the mess hall is.

"Well you see, leather clothing was first seen as a very masculine fashion, leathermen imitated biker gangs, many were even body builders, so fuck you"

Your stern reply makes him display a smile with concern.

"You know, it's nice to see you dressed up, really nice, unlike your personality, which is shit"

Your comments now make him stop smiling and causes him to look away from you. He seems somewhat distressed.

The ship rocks a bit and the gyroscopes cause it to hang on an angle, but the ship returns to a level state soon after.

>"Pfft! it was nothing personnel Ivan"
>Make him anally annihilated
>Make a shitty joke

Dipshit !!9T27h5dKkmK
08/07/15(Fri)10:14:20 No.41725874

Dipshit !!9T27h5dKkmK 08/07/15(Fri)10:14:20 No.41725874

NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD

>>41725854

Anonymous
08/07/15(Fri)10:14:27 No.41725881

Anonymous 08/07/15(Fri)10:14:27 No.41725881

>>41725827
>"Pfft! it was nothing personnel Ivan"
can't upset our new/old comrade!