>>41812677
5'6"
160 lb.

>>41812677
6'1"
172

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Full list of bitches hiding in this dungeon.

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Princesses met thus far, plus ones in Party and the one awarding the Free Dowry of choice if we save them.

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And lastly, the layout.

As for height, weight, we have 5'6"/6'1" and 160/172 pounds.

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>>41812858
Woops. Forgot the dicks.

>>41812858
I'll vote for 6'1"

>>41813798
Since it seems like the thread is slow as Christmas, our character is now a 6'1", 172 pound Dragon Knight. Anyway,

Your party is currently in the heart of the Dragon Princess' lair. Dragon Princess is drunk and easily coerced into doing just about anything.

Actions:
Head to (Location), specify from the Lair map.
Talk to (Princess of choice)
Other

>>41813979
Are full up with princesses? if so we should gtfo and stash them.

>>41814020
Currently, you have 3 Princesses. There is a ton of castle and Lair left to explore. Your cart can only hold 4 items, that's up to 4 princesses, or 3 princesses and 1 (non-free) Dowry, etc.

And as with everything else, make a diceroll and specify where you wish to go.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>41814049
let's move towards the exit, we'll come back later and rescue the other princesses

>>41814126

Seconding. Cart is full.

>>41814126
Since it seems there's nobody else hanging around, you win by default.

Your party makes their way towards the exit, however, a burly orc in a maid costume blocks the way.

Character:
Drew the Dragon

Gear:
A crappy sword
A crappy pistol, some shots and powder
An ok crossbow, some arrows
Have a bag containing some dicks
A Monkey's Paw
A Soviet Nuke
Draconic chainmail armor, which completely obscures your face, revealing nothing.
You have 84 Gold Pieces.

Bag:
1 Caramel Flavored
1 Chaos Flavored
1 Cream Filled
1 Fruit-Filled
1 pack of Mini-Bites
1 Solid Chocolate

Your SWARD remains in perfect condition.
S:3
W:2
A:5
R:1
D:3

HP: 100%

Party:
Drew the Dragon
Orc Princess
Drider Princess
Dragon Princess

Actions:
Talk to the Orc
Fight the Orc
Find another exit
Talk to the Princesses
Go elsewhere
Other

Reminder: There's a hole in the ceiling that leads (through a rough cavern) to the open land above.

>>41814223

Talk to the Orc, tell him that his dress looks pretty. Do dice not work on mobile posts anymore?

>>41814260
Are you putting it as dice+1d20 in the Options field?

>>41814284

Yeah, 4chan just eats the dice when I post from my phone. Want to roll for me Diet-friend?

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>41814284
for the action mentioned.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>41814324
Gladly.

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>>41814334
So be it. "Mr. Orc. You look truly dashing in that outfit of yours. Would it be too much to ask of you if we could pass?"
In response: "Guh, I don't really care. Boss says not to let knight leave with ANY princesses. Since you were nice, I think I'll make a tiny exception."
And with that, the Orc steps aside, allowing your party safe passage into the Skeleton tower.

Character:
Drew the Dragon

Gear:
A crappy sword
A crappy pistol, some shots and powder
An ok crossbow, some arrows
Have a bag containing some dicks
A Monkey's Paw
A Soviet Nuke
Draconic chainmail armor, which completely obscures your face, revealing nothing.
You have 84 Gold Pieces.

Bag:
1 Caramel Flavored
1 Chaos Flavored
1 Cream Filled
1 Fruit-Filled
1 pack of Mini-Bites
1 Solid Chocolate

Your SWARD remains in perfect condition.
S:3
W:2
A:5
R:1
D:3

HP: 100%

Party:
Drew the Dragon
Orc Princess
Drider Princess
Dragon Princess

Location: Bottom floor of the Skeleton tower.
Above you are the Hall of Statues floor, the Hall of Douchebones, the main Entrance, and the Upper levels of the Skeleton Tower.

Actions:
Climb to the (Floor)
Climb and exit the tower. (This will mark all princesses in party as "Rescued." They will take a permanent seat on your cart, award you any free dowries, and award you any dowries you wish to take that aren't free.) [All non-free dowries take up 1 spot on the cart.] {Your cart only holds 4 people/items.}
Return to the Lair
Have your army of spiders clean out one of the nearby collapsed tunnels (Takes 7 turns to finish.)
Other

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>41814448
I guess exit and return to the lair? Or is the lair where we just were?

>>41814538
The lair is the big diamond shaped area in >>41812858
Your current location (marked in the post above yours) is the bottom floor of the Skeleton tower. You need to go up 3 floors to exit the tower and deliver the princesses. (Only 1 diceroll)

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>41814594
Alright then let's make our way to the exit.

>>41814631
So be it.
You ascend to the second basement. There is not much of note here. You deciphered the statues and cleaned the whole damn place.
The first basement holds Douchebones, still on his floating platform in the middle of the room with his Monkey's Paw. Not much you can do to him, so you circle around and on your way up, he calls out in almost a whisper, (This contract has been sealed.) You pay him very little mind, crazy undead bastard.
The ground floor, at last. The corpses of a mimic, 4 goblins in dresses, and an orc in a maid outfit litter the room.
Drider Princess becomes uneasy passing this many corpses, but makes it across to the exit without incident.
Orc and Dragon Princess don't particularly care as the duo follow after you to the exit.

You are now back at your camp outside the entrance to the Dungeon. Around you are your campfire pit, your magic cart, lots of dusty plains, and your tent plus sleeping bag. Each princess begins setting up makeshift housings for themselves until such time that you tell them it is time to depart.

Character:
Drew the Dragon

Gear:
A crappy sword
A crappy pistol, some shots and powder
An ok crossbow, some arrows
Have a bag containing some dicks
A Monkey's Paw
A Soviet Nuke
Draconic chainmail armor, which completely obscures your face, revealing nothing.
You have 84 Gold Pieces.

Bag:
1 Caramel Flavored
1 Chaos Flavored
1 Cream Filled
1 Fruit-Filled
1 pack of Mini-Bites
1 Solid Chocolate

Your SWARD remains in perfect condition.
S:3
W:2
A:5
R:1
D:3

HP: 100%

Party:
Drew the Dragon

Orc Princess comes up to you and offers you one of her Dowries for free. Refer to>>41812779
or >>41812760 for available Dowries.

Actions:
Take an Orc Dowry (no diceroll), does not take up a cart slot.
Take another princess' dowry (no diceroll), takes up a cart slot.
Enter the dungeon (You may take as many princesses with you as party members, but you risk accidentally killing them if something awful happens.)
Other

>>41814761
Take Orc dowry, and then proceed to snu snu her. If dragon or drider want in let them.

>>41814794
Which one though? There are 2 Orc Dowries.
And you didn't diceroll. (dice+1d20)

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>41814818
apologies, take the dust

>>41814837
Man, quite the crowd we got going tonight.

You take from her the sacred Bone Dust of her people, and feel your pelvis reinforce itself. You ask both Dragon and Drider princess if they would be interested in having a small orgy in your tent... to no avail. Drider and Dragon are repulsed by the idea of sharing you.

As such, you take the Orc Princess back to your tent and give her your bone. The entire process lasts from sunset (when you left the castle) to late the next morning. She is a very aggressive partner and you find that your armor is severely dented in places, but otherwise in good working order.

Character:
Drew the Dragon, 6'1", 172 lb.

Gear:
A crappy sword
A crappy pistol, some shots and powder
An ok crossbow, some arrows
Have a bag containing some dicks
A Monkey's Paw
A Soviet Nuke
Draconic chainmail armor, which completely obscures your face, revealing nothing.
You have 84 Gold Pieces.

Dowries:
Primordial Dust (+1 Strength, bedroom survivability)

Bag:
1 Caramel Flavored
1 Chaos Flavored
1 Cream Filled
1 Fruit-Filled
1 pack of Mini-Bites
1 Solid Chocolate

Your SWARD remains in perfect condition.
S:4 (3+1)
W:2
A:5
R:1
D:3

HP: 100%

Party:
Drew the Dragon

Actions:
Take a Princess' Dowry (Takes a cart slot, no roll)
Head back into dungeon
Explore the landscape
Other

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>41815010
You can call it if you want OP, if it's just me.

Otherwise let's scout the area before we head back.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>41815067
I'll second that

>>41815096
>>41815067
Well, it's not an army of 1 at least. :P I guess I'll call it here. Maybe I should just make it a Thursdays only thing. Scout area, then done.

Scrounging about in the dusty plains of this plateau field, you find two Chocodick flowers blooming. Peeling back the green, leafy foreskin, you find one caramel and one mint Chocodick.
The area is quite flat, to the north are the great plateaus, south east, and west are simply a great dusty plain with very little going on. Making your way back to camp, nothing eventful happens.

Character:
Drew the Dragon, 6'1", 172 lb.

Gear:
A crappy sword
A crappy pistol, some shots and powder
An ok crossbow, some arrows
Have a bag containing some dicks
A Monkey's Paw
A Soviet Nuke
Draconic chainmail armor, which completely obscures your face, revealing nothing.
You have 84 Gold Pieces.

Dowries:
Primordial Dust (+1 Strength, bedroom survivability)

Bag:
2 Caramel Flavored
1 Chaos Flavored
1 Cream Filled
1 Fruit-Filled
1 pack of Mini-Bites
1 Solid Chocolate
1 Mint

Your SWARD remains in perfect condition.
S:4 (3+1)
W:2
A:5
R:1
D:3

HP: 100%

Party:
Drew the Dragon

Yeah, gonna call it here. Nobody (no offense) seems to be in the mood for Perverts and Princesses, the Quest. And I kinda have a headache. Sorry. Gonna go eat dinner and do something productive with my life.

>towergurls
>quest
i guess ths was inwvitable, wasnt it, nonetheless fuck you faggot op, just fuck you im too drunk to keep slonging insults your way

>>41815204
Might want to get a twitter so people can know in advance about your threads.

>>41815475
Well, I said 4-5 days last thread. I figured that was enough. I'll consider a Twitter. Thanks.

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Dammit, I just got back from work.

>>41816073
I too showed up too late. I am sad as shit now because the people who were here were all absolute shit at choosing what to do.

>>41816766
I just stopped by to see the new posts. I'm sorry gents. This Thursday, I'll try again, a few hours later than this time in the day, that sound good?

>>41816858
indeed. I will try to get on at the right time, I am loving this quest and I swear to god we will get enough shit to cheat our way through this

>>41816892
Well, I mean, the Rare Loot and Spells lists have some pretty messed up stuff that could do just that. Considering whether or not I roll back the timeline to where this started or keep these events...

>>41816925
rollback, the choices made here were crap. Also, who wants to bet I can get us tower princess without even using the monkey paw or any other super loot?

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>>41816925
also, me and a friend of mine helped with the loot/spell tables and I seriously hope we get the loot I made so I can post up pic related

>>41816991
Well, you already could... it just takes time and lots of writing.

>>41817014
Ooh. I remember that one. :) Ok then. I'll rollback to before this event started. Expect me around 7:30 P.M. Thursday afternoon, Central Standard time.

>>41817095
I'm actually not sure which loot item you think I mean now, there were like 20 that fit that pic