>>41828743
>>[ ] No.

>>41828743
>>[ ] Don’t reply. You’re too cool for spoken dialogue.
But go anyway.

>>41828743
>[ ] …Sure.
I have no idea what's going on.

>>41828743
>[ ] Write in.
"No, thank you."

>>41828743
>[ ] Don’t reply. You’re too cool for spoken dialogue.

>>41828743
>>[ ] Leave me alone I have whiskey and I’m not afraid to chug it.

>>41828743
>[ ] Leave me alone I have whiskey and I’m not afraid to chug it.

>>41828743
>[ ] Leave me alone I have whiskey and I’m not afraid to chug it.

So who are we playing as?

>>41828803
Pixie

>>41828803

Obviously Joyce.

>>41828743
>[ ] …Sure.
>[ ] Write in

Drink moar

>>41828743
>[X] Leave me alone I have whiskey and I’m not afraid to chug it.

>>41828803
Creeper.

>>41828743
>>[ ] Leave me alone I have whiskey and I’m not afraid to chug it.

>[x] Don’t reply. You’re too cool for spoken dialogue.
Grunt halfway between Solid Snake and a motherfucking Terminator signifying "what the hell, I'll go just for shits and giggles. Hope they have a nice shiraz."

>>41828803
[bzzzzzzt]

>>41828820
>Obviously Joyce.
I somehow doubt it, she'd have more inherent rage built in.

>>41828743

>[ ] Don’t reply. You’re too cool for spoken dialogue.

>>41828855

Nah. She's too drunk to be angry.

>>41828743
>Leave me alone I have whiskey and I’m not afraid to chug it.

>>41828820
So Joyce is a lesbian?

>>41828855
Not if she numbs it with alcohol

>>41828872
This is /tg/, every woman who isn't our waifu is a lesbian.

>>41828803
Creepy uncle who stole all Green's family money after the incident and is nor living the thug life?

>>41828783
>Joyce
>manners
>not a bitch

U wut mugga?

>>41828872
pls no

>>41828872

No. She's got a partner assigned to her by the Brotherhood for a mission.

>>41828743
>[ ] Don’t reply. You’re too cool for spoken dialogue

>>41828862
I'm inclined to think the partner is joyce here...

>>41828879
perhaps this is true.

>>41828885
since when?

and what about the ca/tg/irls?

>>41828898
don't think it is, too contemplative

>>41828803
Nigtoria

>>41828912
Read any quest with a female protagonist, show me one where she isn't a lesbian.

>>41828912
>I'm inclined to think the partner is joyce here...

Why?

Crusty did say that Joyce is, at the current point in JJ's story, somewhat alcoholic.

>>41828872
>your partner
>immediately assume it's romantic
You guys are so fucking green it's not even funny.

>>41828872
No, Joyce is attracted to dudes if side quest two is a good indicator. She could be bi though

We're probably Joyce, she was confirmed to be an alcohol after all.

>>41828929

Hellborn.

>>41828933
>Hoe hoe i am sooooooo much smarter than you plebeians, here, let me wave my dick around about it.

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Moving on to completely unrelated, lets talk about hackneyed rehashes of things done better by far more talented people in the past.

Magneto is a classic. Rightclops has plenty fans, so let me present you next level in shitty unoriginality.

I spent at least 5 minutes in MS paint to produce pic related with my nonexistent talents as an artist. I am not happy how it came out, but that's the best I can ever hope to do.
If someone with actualy skills and talents wants to improve on it besides printing it out and throwing it in the trash, then feel free to do so.

>>41828933
Nah, that was obvious - it was more said girl dropping her shirt to the floor.

...so more like Anon has never been somewhere scorching without AC.

>>41828944
>she was confirmed to be an alcohol
Oh boy. Is that her version of T3?

>>41828933
Honestly its the recent lewder nature of the quest which made me think it meant lesbos

>>41828963
Ugh Vagrant ugh.. such a haphazardly picked name. Good job on the art though

>>41828963
What's with the hair tho? That's a woman's haircut anon.

>>41828983
I know its mine

>>41829004
fuck you, it's top tier.
>>41828952
only one I can think of.

>>41829012

JJ hasn't had a haircut in a long while.

>>41828963
fucking epic!

perhaps blue starburst for eyes
and sharper more dragon like wings?
also probley thinner waist we are a malnourished mutant living like a rat in the big apple we should be thin looking.

>>41828963
should have said crack bitch was right

>>41829012
JJ has long hair?

>>41829004
I don't like the name either, it's gonna annoy me every time it gets spoken. Still, it won the vote, I'm gonna just have to suck it up.

>>41829012
I thought it was a hood

>>41829025
>it's top tier
Anon, a name should be something you can say to people without them getting confused as to whether you are telling them your name.

But let's not start sperging so early.

>>41829027
>>41829036
My point being long hair doesn't look like that unless you cut it like that specifically. Should be more vertical.

>>41829012
pretty sure that's a hood mugga

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>>41829012
>>41829052
>>41829036

Its a hood of a sleevles hoodie. My shitty art skills can't in to clothing.

>>41829004
Well you are in luck, since I don't know when to stop and you stroked my ego, so feast on your eyes on pic related.

>>41829050
it should be The Vagrant rather than Vagrant, yes. even so, it was far better than Haphazard, which is retarded.

>>41829050
No! More sperging!

Joshua Tree

>>41828930
>at the current point in JJ's story, somewhat alcoholic.
really? where?

I just read the actual events of the quest(all of them) recently so I could play, was it in the after-thread discussions?

>>41828933
>green
I'm actually a pale-ish brown...
and I'm not nearly as baller a pianist.

>>41828937
>She could be bi though
goddammit, no, can we have a straight character for once?

>>41828952
how is that? worth reading?

>>41828966
>said girl dropping her shirt to the floor.
bah, I've seen long-term professionals not give a damn about that sort of thing...could be thats the case.

>somewhere scorching without AC.
it's 103 Fahrenheit here with a heat index over 110 (a humidity factor included) this anon knows.

>>41829027
perhaps we could rectify that?
kidnap a barber next quest anybody?

>>41829058
kinda agreed.

>>41829062
Pff, JJ looks like Char.

...actually, that's pretty rad

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Not to leave evil deeds unfinished, here is the final one:

>>41829080
reported for underage.

>>41829080
>really? where?

>http://ask.fm/CrusyJones/answer/128943762859

>How is that?

I hear it's good.

I've only read the first thread, though, but it seemed promising.

>>41829102
I was not aware of this website...

>>41829101
not sure what you're getting at here...

>>41829099
>>41829062
>>41828963

>no "Crack Bitch was right"

>>41829062
>>41829099
So much better. Better names, better looks, better.

Psuedoscales look kinda disgusting in this though, like pustules or something. they should be more like jagged protrusions.

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>>41829025
Not the best, but far from the worst.I guess Uncle Patches just wouldn't have sent down a chill down their spine.

Well, at least we can break out the slow ambient dark jazz now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7dlWMxxJcA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1tIS_EpH8c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikIZIAIb714
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63jfzOZg-yI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VA3M7YQzrI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq90bvH51oI

>>41829080
Out of courtesy to you anon, I'd recommend not namefagging when posting in a discussion, since it's bound to draw ire for going against perceived board edicit

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>[X] LEAVE ME BE with muh drinks.

“Leave me alone.” You respond, taking a long sip of imported Scotch, the taste buzzing at the back of your skull. “I’m fine as is.”

You hear her stop on her way to the bathroom, and a frown creases your brow as she turns round and heads for the balcony, sandals tapping quietly across the tiled floor.

“Wow, somebody’s in a mood.”

Yes, that’s about right. And she’s not helping.

You tense up slightly when you feel her hands come to rest upon your shoulders, squirming slightly in your seat. You have a thing about being touched. Your partner stands over you, a tiny, feline smile upon her face, her almost unnaturally pale skin seeming to gleam slightly against the dim lighting of the apartment. You notice her eyes linger momentarily on the glass cradled in your fingers.

“Mind pouring me a shot?” She says, almost tactfully. Or tactically. She’s making sure you don’t get too drunk.

Grumbling quietly, you oblige. You have to stay somewhat in this person’s good books.

“Thanks.” She beams smugly, slipping past you, sliding her cup up off the table and leaning out over the balcony. “We could hit the markets, if you want, pick up some tacky whatever. You’ve never been here before, right?”

>[ ] Did she not hear you? You don’t feel like going out.
>[ ] Leave. You need some space.
>[ ] Sure, whatever.
>[ ] Drink more. She can’t stop you getting shattered, you’re an adult.
>[ ] Write in.

>>41829186
>>[ ] Sure, whatever.

>>41829186
>[ ] Sure, whatever.

>>41829186
>[ ] Drink more. She can’t stop you getting shattered, you’re an adult.

I'm an adult and I deserve an adult glass

>>41829186
>[x] Leave. You need some space.

>>41829186
>>[ ] Did she not hear you? You don’t feel like going out.

>>41829186
>Drink more. She can't stop you getting shattered, you're an adult
>Sure, whatever

Drunk mutie girls on the town! What could go wrong?

Huh, we're hanging with Domino on brotherhood business? Wonder if a certain glowing eyed Telekinetic clone with a cyborg arm and FROM THE FUTURE is going to show up to try and recruit her and us and deter us from our mission from Magneto.

>>41829080
>[ ] Drink more. She can’t stop you getting shattered, you’re an adult.
go away I'm a big girl

>>41829186
>>[ ] Sure, whatever.

>[ ] Sure, whatever.
>[ ] Write in.
"after the business is done perhaps"


>>41829184
>since it's bound to draw ire for going against perceived board edicit
meh, drawing ire is something I can handle.

>>41829186
>>[ ] Drink more. She can’t stop you getting shattered, you’re an adult.

>>41829186
>[ ] Drink more. She can’t stop you getting shattered, you’re an adult.

>>41829186
Hey Crusty sorry to hear about your cat. Losing a friend sucks :(

>>41829186
>[ ] Drink more. She can’t stop you getting shattered, you’re an adult.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gAYL5H46QnQ

>>41829186
>[ ] Write in. (Just shake your head no.)

>>41829186
>[ ] Drink more. She can’t stop you getting shattered, you’re an adult.

>>41829256
Said ire can turn nasty fast and follow you around. Be anonymous unless your name is just for in quest only. People are quite happy to hold a grudge.

>>41829176
if Uncle Patches was an option, I'd have voted for it.

>tfw not only did Joyce abandon JJ to get fucked she couldn't even stick to one gender

To be honest, i'de be fine with Vagrant so long as it ends up as:
The Mutant Vagrant

Vagrant on its own just lacks something.

>>41829186
>>[ ] Drink more. She can’t stop you getting shattered, you’re an adult.
Crying about JJ drunkingly when?

>>41829186
>>[ ] Did she not hear you? You don’t feel like going out.

No being drunk mutant in a store.

>>41829186
>[ ] Write in.
No.

>>41829401
>Vagrant on its own just lacks something.

I'm a fan of the name and I do agree with that.

The Mutant Vagrant

The Vagrant Mutant

The Vagrant.

It does need something, yes.

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>>41829161
Here. You could have avoided this.

alright, since the Marvel-Wiki crashes this comp(don't ask) what're Domino's powers again?

>>41829376
>grudges
I am quite aware, thank you for your concern. for a brief time there was a meme featuring a platypus meant to target me in my habit of leaving my dice on.

at this point it just amuses me.

>>41829401
what about "Vagrant, the Mutant?"
it may sound like a White Wolf game, but I can hear either variation being used regularly.

>>41829401
the desperately needed gravy to cover the too dry meat

>>41829467
Domino does probability manipulation.

>>41829450
Best option right here.

>>41829467
guns
tits
getting notches on her belt

>>41829467
>what're Domino's powers again?
Indirect probability manipulation. It's pretty much a passive thing, unlike the Scarlet Witch's more active and powerful mutant ability.

>>41829467
>Marvel-Wiki
seriously, dude. you are the biggest fag I've seen all week.

>>41829502
To be fair on the last one it is Domino.
It seems any half way attractive chick with an interesting skin colour can get laid whenever they like.

>[X] Drink more.

Downing your drink in one quick heave, you reach out to pour yourself another. If she thinks she can just –

“Whoa, how about no.” A set of pale fingers swipe the bottle out of your grasp. You feel the hackles rise along your back. “Come on, Joyce, we’re here to work.”

“So?” You grunt. “That’s never stopped you.”

“You don’t have my luck.” She replies, slowly, watching you carefully from the corner of her eyes.

You seethe inwardly for a moment, every nut and bolt in your body seeming to strain under an aimless, internal pressure. Eventually, though, you manage to deflate yourself somewhat – you may not like it, but Neena is looking out for you. She does that. And, though you hate to admit it, she does often know what’s best.

“…Fine.”

She smiles her small, knowing smile, turning toward you.

“So, you don’t wanna go out. That’s fine.” Her smile broadens slightly. “We could play cards.”

“Why?” You snort, folding your arms. “So I can lose?”

“Yep.”

>[ ] “Just leave me alone, please.”
>[ ] “I’m sorry for being a bitch, Neena, I’m just not feeling too great.” (Willpower Check)
>[ ] “It’s my birthday tomorrow.” (Willpower Check)
>[ ] Sure, fine, cards.
>[ ] Maybe you could just go out for a walk.
>[ ] Write in.

>>41829585
>[ ] “I’m sorry for being a bitch, Neena, I’m just not feeling too great.” (Willpower Check)

>>41829557
Uh-huh, it's the skin color that gets her laid.

>>41829585
>[ ] “I’m sorry for being a bitch, Neena, I’m just not feeling too great.” (Willpower Check)
>>[ ] Sure, fine, cards.

>>41829585
>>[ ] “I’m sorry for being a bitch, Neena, I’m just not feeling too great.” (Willpower Check)

>>41829585
>[ ] “It’s my birthday tomorrow.” (Willpower Check)

>>41829585
>[ ] “I’m sorry for being a bitch, Neena, I’m just not feeling too great.” (Willpower Check)

>>41829585
>>>[ ] “It’s my birthday tomorrow.” (Willpower Check)

>>41829585
>[ ] “I’m sorry for being a bitch, Neena, I’m just not feeling too great.” (Willpower Check)

>>41829557
>get laid
getting laid is a notch in the headboard or bedpost.
I thought notches in a belt signified killing people of importance.

>>41829537
>>41829483
neat, so, she flips a coin and it comes up good for her more often than not?

>>41829548
something wrong with it?

>>41829585
>>[ ] “I’m sorry for being a bitch, Neena, I’m just not feeling too great.” (Willpower Check)
>>[ ] “It’s my birthday tomorrow.” (Willpower Check)

>>41829585
>[x] Maybe you could just go out for a walk.
Maybe some other time.

>>41829585
>[ ] “I’m sorry for being a bitch, Neena, I’m just not feeling too great.” (Willpower Check)
>[ ] “It’s my birthday tomorrow.” (Willpower Check)
>[ ] Maybe you could just go out for a walk.

>>41829624
More like she shoots people and they stumble into her bullets.

>>41829624
Think a notch is what you define it for really. bedpost one kind of sucks if you don't use the same bed.

>>41829624
>neat, so, she flips a coin and it comes up good for her more often than not?
As long as she is the one to flip it. She needs to be a participant for it to work.

>>41829585

>[ ] “I’m sorry for being a bitch, Neena, I’m just not feeling too great.” (Willpower Check)
>[ ] “It’s my birthday tomorrow.” (Willpower Check)

>>41829650
noted on the limitation.

>>41829642
powers clarified

>>41829645
good point, though eventually you have to worry about the structural integrity of a belt too.

>>41829585
>>[ ] “It’s my birthday tomorrow.” (Willpower Check)

>>41829592
>>41829600
>>41829609
>>41829622
>>41829624
>>41829626
>>41829631
>>41829671

Rollan time.

>Willpower Check
>DC15
>+3 relationship modifier

>>41829585
>[ ] “I’m sorry for being a bitch, Neena, I’m just not feeling too great.” (Willpower Check)
>[ ] “It’s my birthday tomorrow.” (Willpower Check)

It's my birthday and I'll cry if I want to.

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Rolled 15 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>41829698
Rolling

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>41829698
for neena's tits

>>41829698
>+3
Lesbian confirmed

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>41829698

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>41829698
No drunk bonus tho?

Rolled 13 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>41829698
it's been too long since I used the die-roller.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>41829698
Dice!

reminder that literally none of you vote in character

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>>41829706

>>41829706
>>41829698
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZKVuOYg6DY

>>41829727
hand over your dice.
>>41829719
you. faster next time.

>>41829706
Good horsey.

>>41829731
how so?

>>41829731
I have bait for sale!

Unsubtle shitty bait, but lots of it!

>>41829731
Being crusty must suck dick

>>41829731
reminder that all of us literally are the character

>>41829758
no it doesn't

but he gets all the ass play he can handle

>>41829762
Does JJ call himself a faggot over liking a certain power? I don't think he does

>>41829731
Huh? What are we doing out of character?

>>41829783
then you don't know him very well.

Joyce fisting Laura when? Just imagine her big strong arms bringing her orgasm over and over again

>>41828743
3
Where're the other two?
WHERE?

>>41829851
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Homeless%20Mutant%20Sidequest

>>41829823
Around the same time JJ sticks his dick in Joyce's butt

>>41829823
That be nice.

>>41829706
>(1/2)

Through the buzz of the whiskey, some of your words come back to you, and you cringe inwardly. It’s a slow process (it always is) – you gradually feel yourself moving outside of your own bounds, viewing yourself as if from the outside, slowly growing more and more uncomfortable with what you see. The cold, nervous feeling that you might have pushed a bit too hard settles along your shoulders, and you almost panic for a moment.

What if she’s really pissed off? You would be.

“I’m – I’m sorry, Neena.” You blurt out, quickly, pausing only to clear your throat. “I’m just… I’m not feeling too great.”

You can’t quite grapple the meaning from the look in her eyes when they meet yours.

“It’s fine.” She says, sipping down the last of her whiskey. Resting a palm on your shoulder for a moment, she heads back inside. “I’m taking that shower.”

“Cool.” You’re cool, you guess.

You feel a wave of relief wash through you.

You don’t really have many friends.

>short break while I grab some tea from the corner shop

>>41829851
>>41829867
>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=homeless+mutant

Don't look for tags, 'cause I fucked the first one up when archiving it.

>>41829884
>You don’t really have many friends.
I wonder now if she'll be jealous of JJ if/when they finally meet/become aware of each other because of all his friends and contacts.

>>41829940
she'll be too busy being overjoyed that her brother is still alive and that she didn't kill him

Friendly reminder that Layla is getting BLACKED

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>>41829976
Layla will be fine. Dunno about things around her taught.

>>41829976
This sjw quest now, don't you dare slut shame Joyce

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>>41829976
n-no.

>>41830014
>implying she won't get beheaded after she gets sold on the streets
Around blacks never relax

>>41830119
>implying she can't overwhelm everything with her clones.

>>41830178

That's honestly why I really want us to get Layla combat training.

100+ loyal soldiers with weapons? Fuck yes.

>>41830202
Have we tested wether harming the clones harms the original, or just causes them to dispel?

>>41830178
>implying her crack addled self can activate her powers
You always get your whores addicted to crack

I personally am happy that Joyce has a friend in Domino. I guess JJ was her only friend for a longest time.

>>41830202
Teach her squad tactics and she can operate on a level never seen before.

>>41830228

Layla has said this before. Read the threads or search on Moe

>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31473909/#p31476294

>>41830241
>Teach her squad tactics and she can operate on a level never seen before.

Maybe we can get Laura or one of the Knights to help teach?

>>41830202
I was out on an evening stroll thinking about that...

another thing we should do is kidnap a quintet of chearleaders and have them teach her the human pyramid and tumbling too.

imagine, she's running at a wall, lands hard to dislodge a few clones, they sprint ahead to pyramid against the wall, one goes up and over using the new layla-ladder and just leaps blindly as a scout, the layla-prime then follows suit and dismisses the others now aware of whats on the other side, and how best to land, alternately the scout catches her and break the fall. or she just dismisses the bodies on the other side of the wall and keeps going...


>>41830241
>Teach her squad tactics and she can operate on a level never seen before.
or this...

>>41830248
Thank you.

>(2/2)

The hours descend, your buzz gradually wearing off as the day reclines into night. Neena watches something on TV – local news or something, she speaks the language – in the other room, giving you your space. Secretly, you wonder if maybe she’s angrier than she let on, but you stifle the thoughts before they can blossom into anything.

>Present Time: 19:04 PM

Your contact arrives almost on the hour, a dainty set of knuckles rapping at the door. Hiding a silenced Five-seveN behind her back, Neena opens the door, letting in a tall, dark-skinned woman with a light, neatly-cropped suit and a thick head of tightly bound brown hair. She’s carrying what looks like an overstuffed shopping bag.

You slide your chair around to face the inside, and you think you catch a wry, almost smug look in the woman’s eye as she glances at you over Neena’s shoulder.

“Girls.” She says, in a voice like freshly-woven silk. “I see you’ve made yourselves at home.”

Something about the way she says it really rakes at you. You’re not sure why.

>[ ] You don’t know this person and you’re not doing anything she says until she proves she can be trusted.
>[ ] “What’s that supposed to mean?”
>[ ] Urgh, just sit tight and listen to what she has to say.
>[ ] Write in.

>>41829884
>>short break while I grab some tea from the corner shop
Quick, somebody explain this britbong code.

>>41830294
>>[ ] Urgh, just sit tight and listen to what she has to say.

>>41830294
>>>[ ] Urgh, just sit tight and listen to what she has to say.

>>41830302
I went to get tea from the corner shop.

>>41830294
>[ ] You don’t know this person and you’re not doing anything she says until she proves she can be trusted.

>>41830294
>[ ] Urgh, just sit tight and listen to what she has to say.
Neena didn't shoot her, so she's probably cool.

>>41830294
>[ ] Urgh, just sit tight and listen to what she has to say.

>>41830280
>another thing we should do is kidnap a quintet of chearleaders and have them teach her the human pyramid and tumbling too.

Maybe.

But Laura could teach her tumbling.

>>41830294
>>[ ] Urgh, just sit tight and listen to what she has to say.
and
>[ ] You don’t know this person and you’re not doing anything she says until she proves she can be trusted.

Don't agree to anything stupid.

>>41830294
>FN 57
Geez Neena, I didn't know you were such a FUCKING HIPSTER
>[x] “What’s that supposed to mean?”

>>41830294
>>[ ] “What’s that supposed to mean?”

>>41830302
There is a small time shop nearby that sells food, or maybe actual teabags. Both are rather important, but since its the evening, food is likely, wereas teabag shortages tend to get sorted out in the morning when its noticed the stock is running low.

>>41830294
>[ ] Urgh, just sit tight and listen to what she has to say.
Might as well let Neena handle the talking.

>>41830294
>[ ] You don’t know this person and you’re not doing anything she says until she proves she can be trusted.

>>41830294
>[ ] Urgh, just sit tight and listen to what she has to say.

>>41830348
>But Laura could teach her tumbling.
probably, but not TEAM tumbling which is what Layla really needs...

even layla+JJ couldn't do the high-number stuff to show her

still I am now imagining Parkour Enhanced Tactical Dispersion Layla Teams

and it's both horrifying and glorious at once...

>>41830294
>[ ] You don’t know this person and you’re not doing anything she says until she proves she can be trusted.

>>41830423

There are most likely some mutants in the Scar who know tumbling and can help.

>>41830443
but this way we could hunt chearleaders on a catch and release system for fun and profit..

>>41830471
JJ gotta be careful about hanging out with cheerleaders, with his advanced adaption trait, he might grow pom-poms, or something.

>>41830543
>with his advanced adaption trait

He has no such trait.

That's just a forced them by anons.

is Joyce going to be hired to kill or capture JJ for his healing blood.

>>41830554
>I hate fun and all its derivatives.

>>41830554
And you think anons will not make it happen why?...

>>41830609

No pom-pom ish power.

>>41830601

You call that fun?

>http://ask.fm/CrusyJones/answer/131520210859

Is fun

Apologies for temporarily power sperging.

>>41830682
The shield thing is interesting i have to agree.
But considering we seem to have a problem just keeping a hold of two small metal sticks for use in combat, we would lose it so many times we would bump the manhole production industry.

>>41830711
>But considering we seem to have a problem just keeping a hold of two small metal sticks for use in combat

We threw one away and we broke the other.

>>41830682
We don't ever use weapons. EVER.

Just not worth the points.

>>41830711
JJ for President - he's a confirmed job-creator.

I'm actually the Anon who posted that question, and I *really* want that power - but it's a lot of points away, and based on what Crusty previously revealed the long range vision is definitely our next purchase.

>>41830726
Not really contradicting my point. We had them, then lost them within about an update or two of being told we had them.

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>>41830682
Before Eye Lasers, that might have stood a chance. MIGHT HAVE.

>>41830423
It's what I keep telling you guys. Get Layla a fucking gun. Even if the bullets disappear once they are fired, they still make a lot of noise, perfect for distraction and intimidation.

>>41830758
>We don't ever use weapons. EVER.

Except when he used the tranq gun, a real gun, the sticks, etc.

>>41830758
It's not a weapon though, it literally just applies to anything we grab.

>>41830786

Why not both?

>>41830786
>Before Eye Lasers, that might have stood a chance. MIGHT HAVE.
I dunno, synergizes nicely with the Force aspect of the lasers too.

...but yeah, this is a pipe dream. Gotta get the Long Distance vision and upgrade eye lasers to the point where they can damage sentinels first anyways.

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>[X] Sit tight.

Don’t let her get to you. Not worth it. You’re here to work.

“Yeah, it’s real cozy in here.” Says Neena, a little dismissively. “Password.”

“Excuse me?” The woman says, faking an incredulous tone.

“Password.” There is a barely-audible click as the safety is disengaged on her pistol.

“What?” Your contact chuckles. “You don’t recognize me?”

Even from where you’re sitting, you can’t possibly miss the unmistakable, sharp shade of yellow that passes through the woman’s eyes.

You feel your blood boil, teeth grinding involuntarily.

A long, painfully obvious glance in your direction confirms that she’s noticed your discomfort, and you have to concentrate hard on not dismantling the chair you’re sitting on with a few errant flexes. As if sensing the tension on the air, Neena quite literally steps in between the two of you, obscuring your view of the bitch.

“Alright, that works. Nice you see you, I guess.”

“Of course.” Fuck, fuck. You could strangle her. “Well, I assume you’re eager to know why Magneto needed you here.”

There is a moment of expectant silence, neither you nor Neena saying anything.

“It’s a rather simple job, really. You know who Al-Shabaab are, correct?”

Neema shrugs. “Terrorists. Operate out of Somalia.”

“That’s right.” Says your contact. “There is a cell here in Sudan that requires extermination. The relevant details can be found here” – you hear her bag drop to the ground – “as well as certain tools you might need in order to gain access to their members.”

Your brow creases.

Why does Magneto even care about this?

>[ ] “How are these people targets? Why do we care about them?”
>[ ] You don’t need tools.
>[ ] Silence.
>[ ] Write in.

>>41830853
>[ ] You don’t need tools.

>>41830853
>[ ] Silence.
Less noise = the quicker she leaves.

>>41830853
>[ ] You don’t need tools.

already have tickets to the gun show!

>>41830853
>>[ ] “How are these people targets? Why do we care about them?”

>>41830853
>[ ] Silence.
>[ ] It's not like she'd tell us if we asked.

>>41830853
>[ ] Silence.

>>41830853
>>[ ] Silence.

>[ ] Silence.
Don't piss off magnetos people.

>>41830789
Let me rephrase that, we don't use weapons that have prep time, and immediately drop any item we pick up, and not attack with weapons, in favor of powers.
We have used some of the enemies weapons we took from them, or quest items while in quest.
I have tried to have JJ pick up something to use as a shield, or a gun many times. Anons just don't do it.

>>41830853
>[ ] “How are these people targets? Why do we care about them?”

>>41830853
>[ ] “How are these people targets? Why do we care about them?”
Let the flatscans take each other out, less work for us.

>>41830907
>I have tried to have JJ pick up something to use as a shield, or a gun many times.

Keep trying.

It will eventually work.

>>41830881
>>41830884
Tools=free money, and they might be useful. Fake passports and shit.

>>41830853

>[x] You don’t need tools.

with fists like these I ain't even gotta pack heat

>>41830832
idk redundancy?
with Fire Breath, you could have a Cap America makedo for disabling afar targets and Draconic Breath for seriously fucking dudes up close.

Did Mystique treat Joyce to a nice seafood dinner and never call her back?

>>41830853
>>[ ] “How are these people targets? Why do we care about them?”
I was wondering when she'd show up.

>>41830927
>Fire Breath
top kek

>>41830927
>idk redundancy?

It's good to have both. Plus we could get something reflective, or have something reflective made, and use it on combination.

>>41830924
>open bag
>its just a socket wrench set

>>41830853
>>[ ] “How are these people targets? Why do we care about them?”

Damn. Why do we hate her so much?

...did she pretend to be JJ?

>>41830931
That bitch! Joyce is a saint! A saint!

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>>41830973
>...did she pretend to be JJ?

Oh god, that'd be horribly funny.

>>41830973
>...did she pretend to be JJ?
Obviously not because she is still alive.

>>41830973
Its mystique, she tends to be Queen Bee grade bossy/bitch wherever she goes.

Infact the only time ive seen her be soft relatively is xmen evolution.

>>41831044
>Infact the only time ive seen her be soft relatively is xmen evolution.

And even then she's kind of a cunt, usually.

>>41830961
That is at least 5 $, maybe 50, if we threaten to break kneecaps with it. Its a burger at least.

>>41831044
Not long finished rewatching that. I spent most of the series thinking "everyone is an asshole".
The closest thing to a voice of logic and reason was bloody Wolverine. That should not happen.

>[X] Silence.
and
>[X] “How are these people targets? Why do we care about them?”

are tied.

Somebody roll a d2. 1 is Silence, 2 is Questions.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>41831140

>>41831140

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>41831140

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>41831140

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>41831140

>>41831166
>>41831168
Double Silence.

Writing.

>>41831140
Twent bucks says magneto wants them to kill some muties so he can rant and rave about humans being evil and then attack back

>>41831168
>>41831174
>>41831166

Alright RNGesus, shit. Shutting the fuck up.

>>41831193
>inb4 target is the scar

>>41831216
>Reading comprehension

>>41831216
>hiring Somalian pirates
>to attack a ruined neighborhood in Queens

...they'll never see it coming. A plan worthy of Magneto.

i feel like were about to run into the x-men or Joyce will have that psychic conversation with JJ back when he ran into the Vampire of the Scar (rouge)

>>41831328
Magneto is a person that would do something like that.

>>41831282
They strike back IN RETALIATION for the destroyed cell here, dumbass.

>>41831383
Yeah, because the exclusion zone in America is a well known magneto lair. Practically neon signs.

>>41831328
>Look at me. LOOK at me! .....I am de vagrant now!
Bout to be "Mutant Captain Phillips Quest" up in here.

>>41831328
Did Doom move Somalia to NYC to fuck with Reed ?

>>41831431
Falseflagging 101. Muties attacked, so now we declare a Jihad against mutants worldwide. Plays off the War on Terror angle if 9/11 happened in crustyverse too. It could even be manipulated into associating mutant hunting with radical foreign religious fanaticism some years down the line with a skilled enough media team.

>>41831524
Knowing marvel citizens, more likely to get twisted against mutants as inspiring terrorism with their super powers.

But its a nice angle to look at I guess.

You don’t really how this concerns you, but you guess it’s not your job to know. Magneto knows what he’s doing. You hold your tongue and do your best not to throw something at Magneto’s right-hand lady. Whatever she’s got you doing here, it must be important if he’s sent his pet shapeshifter to oversee the proceedings.

“Okay then.” Says Neena, tapping the bag at Raven’s feet with her toes. “Why the bag of treats? Pretty sure Joyce could stamp these clowns out of existence without anyone’s help.”

“Magneto does not want a statement made.” Replies the shapeshifter, a hint of schadenfreude in her tone. “This is to be quiet. You will enter their compound, eliminate your targets, and make your way to the coordinates specified in the mission plan.” At this point, she raises her voice slightly, as if to make sure you can hear her. “There will be no kicking down of doors.”

Why? Magneto likes making statements. You like making statements.

“How, exactly, are we going to do that?”

Raven laughs, and heads toward the door, glancing back over her shoulder at you.

“Check your ‘bag of treats’.”

She slips out, and almost immediately you feel the blood begin to cool in your veins.

“Don’t let her get to you.” Says Neena, a sympathetic look in her eyes. “You’re not the only one she’s tricked.”

“I know.” You respond, your voice low, almost a growl.

Doesn’t make it any less humiliating.

Sorting through the bag she left reveals a map marked with a pair of locations (one for your target, one for your rendezvous point with Raven once the deed is done), a set of schematics detailing the out-of-town homestead serving as the terrorists’ base of operations, and… a pair of long, dark niqabs.

>[ ] Nope.jpg. You’re smashing your way in.
>[ ] Urgh this is going to be really uncomfortable in this weather.
>[ ] Write in.

>>41831597
>[ ] Urgh this is going to be really uncomfortable in this weather.

Do I look fat in this?

>>41831597
>[ ] Urgh this is going to be really uncomfortable in this weather.

>>41831597
>[ ] Urgh this is going to be really uncomfortable in this weather.

>>41831597
>[ ] Urgh this is going to be really uncomfortable in this weather.

>>41831597
>>[ ] Nope.jpg. You’re smashing your way in.
i dont trust mystique she has in the past used the brotherhood for her own gain

>>41831597
>[ ] Urgh this is going to be really uncomfortable in this weather.
Actually they're supposed to be pretty comfortable. Never confirmed for myself, though.

>>41831597
>>[ ] Urgh this is going to be really uncomfortable in this weather.
GAYYYY

>>41831597
>[ ] Urgh this is going to be really uncomfortable in this weather.
"welp, this is gonna suck."

>>41831597
>>[ ] Write in.
Why the hell they chose us for this job? I am no stealth type, and there are a lot of people better suited for this. We are being used as disposable assets, since the other guys have self destruct bombs or something, haven't they.
Fuck.

>>41831597
>>[ ] Write in.
"You and me both know how this is going to go down. Its only a matter of when. They must know it too."

>>41831597
This stinks. Why send the bulldozer to do the assassins job, specially when they have an assassin right fucking there supervising us? Is this a test of some sort?
Let's play it cool for the moment.
>[x] Urgh this is going to be really uncomfortable in this weather.

Domino could probly solo them, go all Splinter Cell with silencers on their asses, with Joyce acting as backup in case things go haywire. It might even be a better plan, if J-girl loses her cool easily and could compromise their stealth.

>>41831597
>>[ ] Urgh this is going to be really uncomfortable in this weather
Wonder who she impersonated.

>>41831597
>[ ] Urgh this is going to be really uncomfortable in this weather.

>>41831597
>>[ ] Urgh this is going to be really uncomfortable in this weather.

URGH I have to go for a bit, gf wants to watch the meteor shower from a hill, apparently that's supposed to be romantic or some shit.

I'll probably be back to go with

>[X] Urgh this is going to be really uncomfortable in this weather.

at some point, but it'd be a good idea to archive now, just in case.

>>41831769
you better be getting laid

>>41831769
>gf
bullshit: called.

>>41831769

I already did.

>>41831776
he's British, remember?

>>41831769
you better be getting some tender hand-holding!

>>41831769
Explain to her in detail about how running the quest is even more romantic.

>>41831769
Typhon-kun sidequest when CJ

>>41831846
>>41831769
and then show her all the smut you've written for it, see what happens.

it might get you some high impact sexual violence, or whatever vanillas or the British get in place of HISV. it really is some DAMN fine smut..

>>41831891
>>41831929
Fuck off, smutfag. Go back to gho/wst/, /tg/ doesn't want you here.

>>41831948
>implying JJ x Laura smut wasn't awesome.
No u.


Besides, we all know this is actually the Queen summoning Crusty to do more butt stuff to him.

>>41831597
>You’re not the only one she’s tricked.
So wait - she did pretend to be JJ?!

Toppest of keks.

>>41832001
or her husbando Cyclops

>>41832001

Not necessarily.

>>41832001
Mystique likes screwing around with people. She'll shapeshift into anyone and then hold it over your head that you couldn't tell it was her.

>>41832065
JG and JG both in the brotherhood and pining after the rayband wearing bad boy who is sometimes a visor wearing tactical field leader for the X-Men what oppose them.

>>41832157
With JJ for Joyce, that'd likely get her head held over her head.

>>41832193
Doesn't mystique have to know what they look/sound/act like at least a little to mimic them? How the fuck would she mimic JJ?

Nobody knows he exists.

>>41832221
Shield clearly knew enough to use him as bait, and the Brotherhood knew enough to intercept a convoy and bust her out of their custody. They have to know about JJ.

>>41832001
What if she was the hot doctor Joyce met after taking an RPG to the face?

>>41832247
The name, certainly, but not his mannerisms, his way of speaking or possibly even his appearance. All of this was before facebook after all.

Somewhere, in an obsolete 32gb harddrive, there's a low quality recording of JJ giving a piano recital, nothing but a ghost in a digital graveyard.

>>41832382
Yeah but will Joyce know what JJ would be like now anyways, so she could just make some up.

>>41832402
It also could be that Mystique strung her along, playing Joyce and faking a relationship with her.

the meteor showers are supposed to be able to be seen until the 14th

>>41833131
....So CJ may not end up getting a handy is what you're saying

>absolutely zero meteors perceived

Colour me butthurt.

Right, I'm not going to continue from here, as I need to be cognizant tomorrow. This arc of HM(S)Q will continue in future (though, not next time. That will be back to normal)!

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>>41833767

>>41833767
Or you could write it up in your off time and post a link on Twitter to the pastebin.

Also, next thread when?

>>41833767
Thanks for running

>>41833767
Aight. Thanks for running Crusty.

>>41833767
well thats disappointing.

>>41833767
at least tell me you got to 2nd base

somebody has to get something out of this day

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>>41833767
Well it was nice seein' yah anyway man.
FUCK 'ER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY

>>41834013
Yeah!

Right in the head and ass!

>>41833767
Fair enough. Needed to pass out anyway.

is this quest any good? Ithink about doing an archive binge

>>41836707
no

>>41833767
It's at ~7am britbong time, Crusty. Your waifu dragged you away from nothing. No sense of time, can't cook a roast, 0/10.

>>41836952
Fuck did you say about the Queen?

>>41839315
What I said is clear to any who can read english, anon.