>>42010663

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>>42010663
>>No, no Lyra here. Only spiderghost.

WooooOOOoooOOO Hiss

>>42010663
>No, no Lyra here. Only spiderghost.

>>42010663
>I am staying here until all of my problems go away, yes.

>>42010663
>>No, no Lyra here. Only spiderghost.
>>I am staying here until all of my problems go away, yes.

>>42010663
>Confess your sins.
>"I blame you, yes. You have infected the bee. I'm sure of it."

>>42010663
>Confess your sins.
Forgive me mother for I have sinned.
Get it? Moth-er? Eh!?

>No, no Lyra here. Only spiderghost.
>Confess your sins.

Aw yeah, giant spider time.

>>42010663
>I am staying here until all of my problems go away, yes.
Or at least until Nin learns of what happened and we are forced to jump out of a window.

>>42010663
>No, no Lyra here. Only spiderghost.

>>42010663
>Confess your sins.

She's going to find out eventually. Get it over with sooner. Like a bandaid.

>>42010663
>I am staying here until all of my problems go away, yes.


Awwwww, yeah!

Spider-ghost,
Spider-ghost,
Does whatever a spider-ghost does

Look out!
Here comes the spider-GOOOOOOOST!

>>42010663
>>No, no Lyra here. Only spiderghost.
>>I am staying here until all of my problems go away, yes.
>>Confess your sins.
Don't forget to update the sisters!

>>42010663
>No, no Lyra here. Only spiderghost.
>Confess your sins.

"Nin, can you please not do the Queen thing for a few days please. I think I've had enough for now. Or too much, yes."

>>42010750
It's because she'll find out eventually that we should, no, we must enjoy what little time we have left!

>>42010797
>butt to butt

No.

>>42010663
>>No, no Lyra here. Only spiderghost.

It looks like ghosts and a side of confessions?

Writing!

>>42010773
2/3 are done! And Elle will be finished shortly!

>>42010789
This is very sensible, so it's not going to happen. Nevertheless, seconded.

>Level 28: The libraries are all so far away... I guess it's time to start.
>Level 29: Dad was wrong. You can read anywhere!
>Level 32: I think someone tried to rob me, but he ran away when he poked his head in the wagon?
>Level 34: THEY HAVE A LIBRARY
>Level 36: THIS ISN'T A LIBRARY I HAVE MORE BOOKS THAN THIS HOW DARE YOU
>Level 39: A mage school?
>Level 48: What do you mean, 'Only students allowed in the Library'? Fine!
>Level 51: WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'ONLY SENIORS IN THE ADVANCED SECTION'? HURRY IT UP THEN!

Littlest Spider is having her own Hogwarts adventure.

>>42010895
>not scuttling on the ceiling to sneak into forbidden sections
git gud Sara

>>42010865

Aria seems to have found a decent dungeon. Lyra will be rather jealous of that...

>>42010895
Imagine being the Librarian, watcher her tear through books like they were bears.

>Level 80: What? No, I do not care what kind of adventurer you are, yes. Put on the dress.
>Level 81: I made a nest in the stone tree. It is easier to spot people not wearing my clothes from there.

We need to stop her

>>42010895
>Littlest Spider is having her own Hogwarts adventure.
But what house would our adorablest sibling be sorted into?

>>42010895
You missed the best part man

Intimidation: Rank 5
It turns out that many people do not consider slightly smaller than average arachne to be any less frightening, moreso when they are ranting about being denied entrance to libraries.

>>42010929
>We need to stop her
We've been put into enough of her dresses thankyouverymuch!

>>42010929

It is too late for that anon. We could have stopped it a week ago, but now it is too late. She has learnt too much and gone too far for us to be able to change the inevitable outcome any-more...

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>>42010929

IT IS TOO LATE

Now I wonder how Zach and Ephram are doing....well other than hunting. Though what kind of evos will they get?

So guys, As learned in RE: Lizard quest, apparently spiders are weak to being violently stabbed and set on fire repeatedly, so we should watch out for this.

>>42011022
Our evos made us immune to stabs and fire, we are invincible

>>42011022
We ARE stab, we ARE fire!

>>42010929
We'll need more allies, Elle is quickly approaching raid boss tier now.

>>42011050
We ARE Queen of the Forest!

>>42011066
NIN! STOP THAT

>>42011053

Decades in the future, a group of adventures will band together to try and overthrow the oppressive reign of the Countess of Cloth. A Fearsome creature which subdues and binds those who enter its domain with hellish designs...

>>42010919
>Aria seems to have found a decent dungeon. Lyra will be rather jealous of that...

Jealous? Nah, she'd be happy for her sister. Also, we have TWO dungeons right here in town. You know we're going to spend the next few days trying to avoid people. Might as well do that by wrecking a few dungeons.

I guess we'll have to solo the water dungeon, since our friends actually need air, but I'm sure they can do stuff on their own for a few hours.

>>42011117
>Did you hear? The Forest Queen managed to clear both dungeons in less than a week! No wonder she can rule all those monsters

>>42011066
Please, anon.
We'll be queen of every monster race on the continent.

>>42011115
Female wear as much armor as possible to try and prevent it from being torn off and forced to wear the most scandalous of outfits.

Elle possessions:
MORE GOLD THAN YOU

It seems that her business is spinning out of control.

So who wants some amateur spiderbutt drawings?

I have two flavors: Rad molten metal, and family picture.

Again, I have to emphasize the 'amateur' part. I'm still working on gitting gud.

>>42010919
The dungeon kicked her spidery butt, from the looks of things. Look at her teamwork skill.

>>42011176
Nah, she just has a nice big web of connections to help her.

>>42011188
Might be that she aint found an adventuring party yet.

She hasn't even leant Dungeoneering yet... Though she should learn it soon enough.

>>42011176

Spider silk is stupid valuable.

She can, quite literally, take over the entire continents fashion industry with her spiderbutt.

Hell she will in about a year if she keeps this pace up, and Theresa isn't helping matters at all.

So REQM! Are we gonna get some more bonus scenes, like Sara's first day of classes? Aria's solo dungeon run? Elle's evo into Boss Tier Fashioniesta?

>>42011245
huh? I'm pretty sure Theresa is helping Elle lots.

Okay, I'll wait until the end of the thread to post drawfaggotry then.

>>42011310
I believe anon was (tongue-in-cheekly) portraying Elle's progress towards her eventual fashion dictatorship as a negative thing, and so Theresa's help is making matters 'worse' by helping Elle quite a bit with the business side of things.

>>42011239
speaking of, there are 2 proper real dungeons in this town, we should clear them, yes

Aria
>Level 51: Adventuring isn't too bad. I guess.
>Level 53: Too weak! I can't catch up with Lyra like this!
>Level 55: A dungeon? That might work...
>Level 69: DUNGEONS ARE IN FACT DANGEROUS
>Level 71: I won't quit! I'll get to the bottom of this!
Fight on second best sister!

Elle
>Level 71: With these hands, I shall- Ooh, lace!
>Level 80: What? No, I do not care what kind of adventurer you are, yes. Put on the dress.
>Level 81: I made a nest in the stone tree. It is easier to spot people not wearing my clothes from there.
>Property: MORE GOLD THAN YOU

I... I think we may have unleashed a monster on an unsuspecting world

>>42011181
Yes please

>>42011518
Nah, that was Mom and Erics. We merely failed to stop her in time.

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>>42011577
Kay. Molten first.

>>42011592
Failed to stop her?
We Enabled her to start her journey down this forsaken path. Had we not given her a spinning wheel, or dyes, or set her up with Theresa, or provided models for her clothing; she may have taken a different path...

>>42011592
We gave her books on designs and sewing though.

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And a quick sketch of the family showing off dat booty.

>>42011592
Who was it that encouraged her to move into town? Who was it that gave her a house? And who was it that introduced her to Theresa?

No anon, we are just as much to blame for the coming fashion-pocalypse as our parents.

>>42011638
I don't know why, I've seen and enjoyed far worse, but this makes me really uncomfortable.

>>42011638
Those positions look uncomfortable.

>>42011652
This is going to be used by the Empire as an Evil Plan enacted by 'The Monster Queen' to subjugate humans. Isn't it?

>>42011683
That's the artist's woe.

When you know what sort of complicated pose you want to draw, even for a sketch, but you're still too much of a scrub to do it right.

>>42011652
>>42011592
>>42011518
I, for one, fully support our sister's fashion empire.

>>42011730
That is a brilliant plan anon. If Elle is a queen, then we can't be. GENIUS

>>42011730

We'll have the best dress kingdom in the world.

>>42011730
Traitor!!

We will be one of the first to be put in the silk farms

I wonderin what city Sara is in right now, I can't imagine they have mage schools just anywhere so it should be a bigger one that can't be that far away.
I hope that means we can meet her, or at least hear from others about her relatively soon.

So, when is elle going to enlist her magic sister in making ENCHANTED clothes?

>>42011764
Elle wouldn't be Quen. She'll weave our Royal Robes, which Lyra will wear like a funeral shroud.

>>42011787
I, too, miss our family.
We might see them at some point, I hope.

>>42011783
The silk mines!

"No."
You can feel your friends moving closer, feet padding against the wooden floors.

"No what?" Nin's voice rings out again.
"No Lyra. Only spiderghost. Spiderghost doesn't have any problems. She doesn't have to worry about anything."

You imagine that your friends have lined up, side by side, each cocking their heads to one side in confusion, and you pout to ward off any smiles. No happiness, only spiderghost.

"If spiderghost doesn't have any problems, why is she hiding under the sheet?"
Sheszka's voice interrupts Nin's warm tone, a tremor running through the floor as she drops to a sitting position. You think.
"Lyra is the one under the sheets, though?"

Nin giggles.
"Oh,of course. Lyra must be the one with problems, then! And there's no way Lyra's problems would have anything to do with the little earthqua-"

You move like lightning, one arm shooting out of the sheets to snag the prancing moth, Nin barely managing a single 'Eep' before you've dragged her into your fortress of blankets and pillows.
"Shush! ShSHSHshshSHSHSHSHHHHHHH!"

The traitorous moth laughs again, stretched across your lap, eyes glinting with untold depths of mischief.
Godsdammit.

>>42011638
This has no right to make me feel so unsettled. I've read some pretty hardcore hentai and it's never bothered me, but this does...

>>42011864
"Lyyrrrraaaaa- What- Did- You- Dooooo?"

You grab her mouth with one hand, glancing back and forthe beneath the confines of the sheets, checking for listeners even in the safety of your own room.
"Quiet! Quiet, yes! I- I made a mistake."
"Mmh mmphtk?"
"Someone- Someone said something, yes? And I didn't like it. And I said something back. You can't tell anyone!"

Her expression grows serious by degrees as you pull back your hand. Her lips purse as she thinks on something- and then she blows her hair from her eyes, tugging on your arm to prop herself up to sitting.
"Are you in trouble?"
There's concern in her eyes as she looks up at you.

You shake your head side to side.
"No, no- Not like that, yes? I just-"
You look at her helplessly. How do you say something like this?

>I might have sort of picked a fight.
>Maybe people think that I am something I am not?
>OH GODS I WAS THREATENING PEOPLE AND NOW THEY THINK IM A QUEEN
>Other (?)

>>42011880
>>Maybe people think that I am something I am not?

>>42011880
>>I might have sort of picked a fight.

>>42011880
>>OH GODS I WAS THREATENING PEOPLE AND NOW THEY THINK IM A QUEEN

>>42011880
>OH GODS I WAS THREATENING PEOPLE AND NOW THEY THINK IM A QUEEN

>>42011880
>>OH GODS I WAS THREATENING PEOPLE AND NOW THEY THINK IM A QUEEN
Maybe leave out the threatening bit and just say they think you are a queen now.

>>42011880
>Leave moth behind
>You can never come back here, Lyra
>You must flee the city, acquire a disguise and a new name
>Nevermind that there aren't really that many spiders with flaming crowns who are so damn big, you must flee

>>42011880
>OH GODS I WAS THREATENING PEOPLE AND NOW THEY THINK IM A QUEEN
>*mutterin*And the worst part is I'm starting to think they might not be wrong

>>42011880
>>OH GODS I WAS THREATENING PEOPLE AND NOW THEY THINK IM A QUEEN
Lyra dives headfirst into danger! Face this bossbattle, We shall beat the moth!

>>42011880
>Maybe people think that I am something I am not?
This cannot possibly go wrong!

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>42011880
ROLLING FOR SANITY!

>>42011867
>>42011638
it's because they're showing off the underside of the spiderbutt.
Naughty.

>>42011880

>OH GODS I WAS THREATENING PEOPLE AND NOW THEY THINK IM A QUEEN
> Pre-emptively gag the moth with a dab of silk
> BUT I AM NOT A QUEEN, YES! I AM NOT A QUEE--EEN!

>>42011880
>>OH GODS I WAS THREATENING PEOPLE AND NOW THEY THINK IM A QUEEN


to good to not do it

>>42011880
>I might have sort of picked a fight.

>>42011880
>>I might have sort of picked a fight.
>>Maybe people think that I am something I am not?
Mumble these....
>>OH GODS I WAS THREATENING PEOPLE AND NOW THEY THINK IM A QUEEN
Sob this.
>Other (?)
Mention the Bee Princess without meaning too.

>>42011880
>>OH GODS I WAS THREATENING PEOPLE AND NOW THEY THINK IM A QUEEN

>>42011880
>I might have sort of picked a fight.
Though honestly, I would like to see the reactions of the Southern traders, and of the Human Empire in general, if we off-handedly comment that maybe we should take a trip down to the South to "put an end to things".

>>42011880
A man was threatening everyone in the forest and I got angry at him and now they think I am someone important who I am not but they don't believe me and now they thin.. they think... theythinkIMTHEUEENOFTHEFORESTORSOMETHING.ANDNOWTHEREISAPRINCESSFROMTHEBEECOLONIESONTHEELFISLANDS,WHOISTRYINGTODIPLOMANCEMEBUTIMNOTINCHARGEOFANYTHING.WHYDOESTHISHAPPENTOME

>>42011880
>OH GODS I WAS THREATENING PEOPLE AND NOW THEY THINK IM A QUEEN

>>42011678
>>42011867
T-thanks guys.

I guess I should at least explain what I was going for. I wanted to have the two front pairs of legs used to raise the butts in the air, with the back legs also raised. But there's literally never been a pose of a spider like that, let alone a spider girl. I had *very* limited references as a result.

>>42011880
>>Maybe people think that I am something I am not?

>>42011880
>OH GODS I WAS THREATENING PEOPLE AND NOW THEY THINK IM A QUEEN

>>42011880
>Maybe people think that I am something I am not?

>>42011880
>OH GODS I WAS THREATENING PEOPLE AND NOW THEY THINK IM A QUEEN

>>42012003
It's because of the pose you picked.
So naughty.

>>42012003
At least it wasn't as lewd as Nin kissing the underside of Lyra's spider-butt.

OH GODS-


Writing!

>>42012062
hey at least they arn't *shudders* holding hands

>>42011638
>>42011607
Thanks!

>>42012063
Thank you for your suggestion.
That or Nin domming a tied up Lyra.

>>42012003
that is literally impossible to do without a levitation spell.

Guys you know what I just realized?
Elle
>Level 80: What? No, I do not care what kind of adventurer you are, yes. Put on the dress.
Poor Lann.

>>42012175
grim reaper Elle:
>GET INTO THE DRESS!

>>42012175
I'm sad we won't see Aria's reaction when she hears the rumors of us and figures out that we evolved again.

>>42012175

> She's attacking not-Alpha!
> Get her!

And that's how all the wolves ended up in dresses too, especially the guys.

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>>42011638
I finally remembered what this reminds me of.

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>>42012175
One day, dresses on mermaids.

Every monster race we encounter will eventually have a dress made for them.

>>42012175
I figured some mage came into her shop looking for new robes.

>>42012329
I wonder if we will ever get the spiderbutt cozy.

>>42012471
I think we already have plenty of testimonials confirming that the spiderbutt is indeed quite cozy.

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>>42012536
it could be more.

>>42012471
I think that door closed when we got the monster skull hat for it.

I suddenly wand to cover one of the skulls eyes with a monocle, put a top hat on the broken horn, and have a sign saying "Quite."

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>>42012583
>wanting to do that
>not wanting to put an eyepatch on it

>>42012605
Yarr, fear the mighty spiderbutt pirates!

>>42012605
Monocle is higher on the English Tea-drinking Gentleman scale, eyepatch is for English General Gentleman scale and goes with the word "chaps".

>>42012638
Why not both? An eye-patch for one and a monocle on the other?

does anyone else think Nin should learn some actual medicine? because unlike band-aids, I don't think powder can fix everything.

further training suggestions are: regular combat training for Ez, reading for Shez (she's almost there!), experimentation with starfire for Jin and of course more smithing for Lyra.

also, weekly reminder that Nin can sense magic.

>>42012763
sure, why not.
It'd be good for her.

>>42012763
>reading for Shez (she's almost there!),
Definitely! The other suggestions are great as well.

>>42012666
Critical point, it would probably explode into high-grade tea leaves or something.

>>42012763
WOOT! Tiny Animal Death Arena Mk.III!

>>42012763
why am i picturing Nin as a snakeoil saleswoman now?

>>42012816
okay we are not harvesting Ezzy for oil stop that

>>42012837
not saying that it will be actual snake oil

>>42012763
>, I don't think powder can fix everything.
The right kind of powder probably can, pretty sure once she goes into a healing specced evolution her powders probably can fix everything.

Regardless of that learning more medicine would help, because of how draining her healing magic is.

You try to control your breathing, try to stay calm- But now you're thinking about it.
It was there before, but it was just a sort of looming thing, in the background, but now you're thinking about it and oh gods-

You hug Nin to your chest, crushing the moth against you, your breath coming in sharp and quick.

"There was- Idiots and idiots and idiots and he, he threatened me, threatened the forest, threatened everyone and I, I- I THREATENED HIM BACK AND THERE WAS FIRE AND THE CROWN AND THE EARTH AND NOW EVERYONE THINKS I'M THE QUEEEEEN-"

Your chest heaves as you drag in more air, barely pausing as you wail-

"I'M NOT THE QUEEN! I'M NOT! THERE'S NO CITY AND I'M NOT IN CHARGE OF ANYTHING BUT NOBODY'S LISTENING AN A BEE WANTS TO DIPLO-SOMETHING AND I DON'T WANNA GO OUTSIDE ANYMORE!"

You hug Nin again and squeeze your eyes shut, the prickling feeling if tears passing as the emotional weight burns free.
You feel better, lighter, as your heartbeat slows to something resembling normal for a giant spider-person.

Nin tries to say something, but you drag her higher till she's just beneath you, leaning your head on hers and brushing her hair out till the calm feeling takes over.

"Are you feeling better now?"
"...Yes. You're not going to make fun of me?"
"Maybe later."
"Mmm."

She leans against you, seemingly waiting for you to talk.

So you do. The simmering, bubbling feelings, the memories of the event are all there, under the veil of calm.

"I met my aunt, yes."
"Aunt?"
"My father's sister. She was with the bee."
"A bee? What?"

>>42012864
I bet learning actual healing/healing magic would hell her get a healing evo.

>>42012870
You flick a hand around, trying to describe her-
"A monster, yes? A girl who is a bee. With wings and chitin. She was a princess."
Nin shifts slightly, rearranging her wings for comfort.
"A princess?"

You nod slightly.
"From the elflands, I think? There are bees and hives there? I will visit them and ask, yes."
"Mhm."
"You can't- You can't tell anyone, yes? Please."

The moth pats your head.
"It'll be fine. You should go to sleep, Lyra."
"Sleep?"
"You look worn out. Tired."
"Okay."

You pull more blankets forward, bundling them around you, and you let yourself flop into their fluffy embrace, the slow thump of your heart accompanying you into a dreamless sleep.

_________________________________________________________


You awake to thumping at the door once more.

It takes everything you have not to hurn your spear through it, if only to ensure that nothing like yesterday can ever happen again.

>Answer the door.
>Not today, you bastards.
>Tell them to come in. You aren't getting up.
>Other (?)

>>42012763
>weekly reminder that Nin can sense magic.
I'm continously confused about the purpose 8f this information, we knew she can feel magic with her feelers since basically forever.

>>42012885
>>Tell them to come in. You aren't getting up.

It's the Bee

>>42012885
>Tell them to come in. You aren't getting up.

>>42012885
>Not today, you bastards.

>>42012885
>Answer the door.

>>42012885
>Tell them to come in. You aren't getting up.

>>42012885
>>Tell them to come in. You aren't getting up.
Have we ever head breakfast in bed?

>>42012885
>It takes everything you have not to hurn your spear through it
"HURN!"
Yes I can see that happening.

>>42012885
>Tell them to come in. You aren't getting up.

>>42012885
>Tell them to come in. You aren't getting up.
I make the choice to be lazy

>>42012885
>>>Tell them to come in. You aren't getting up.
royalty always get their way. best get used to it.
>>42012889
it means she can cast spells if she learns how to do it.

>>42012885
>Tell them to come in. You aren't getting up.
Nin is a good friend.

>>42012885
>>Tell them to come in. You aren't getting up.

>>42012918
Lann brought us breakfast into the room at least once, maybe twice.

>>42012885
>Tell them to come in. You aren't getting up.

>>42012885
>Answer the door.
>"If it's more stupid Queen stuff, I'll eat you, yes."

>>42012885
>Not today, you bastards.

>>42012928
>it means she can cast spells if she learns how to do it
It doesn't actually, her ability to sense magic isn't necessairly external mana control, especially because that comes with more than just sensing. Its just a ability she gets from her sensory organs.

>>42012885
>Tell them to come in. You aren't getting up.

>>42012885
>Other
Ask Nin to answer.
Realise what we did
Scramble to prevent Nin from answering.

>>42012967
fair enough, but what if she does have control? we never had her try.

>>42012885
>>Tell them to come in. You aren't getting up.

>>42012992
I have a strange suspicion nin is currently not in the room.

>>42012885
>>Tell them to come in. You aren't getting up.
....oh boy we just let Nin know about the Bee Princess and then left her unsupervised.

>>42012880
Pretty sure she has already done enough traditional treatment by now to have met any requirement.
Formal training isn't gonna help her evolution, though depending on what she learns, it might influence what she can do for future ones.

>>42013044
>>42013049
Nin wouldn't do that when Lyra is having a hard time.

>>42013029
True, though Lyra discovered it on her own when magic was used around her.
I think if she does have magic, then REQM will bring it up when appropriate.

Get in here!

Writing!

>>42013049
I'm surprised bee princess isn't in our party now.

>>42013128
Pile on!

>>42013316
give it time, we don't work that fast
although i think our party is getting too big

>>42013340
We have enough people in our party, We've already discussed this, We can't have any more or else we'll have to big of a cast.

>>42013316
Guys.

She's forest creature 6/6

>>42013366
>>42013340
I didn't say I WANTED another party member.
It just seemed like she would sort of force herself into the mesh.

>>42013366
Bees don't live in our forest.

>>42013316
She's travelling and probably in a relationship with auntie. I figure she'll be a recurring character, not an active party member.

>>42013366
no, she is elflands creature 1/?

>>42013366
She is not a Forest creature.
Also its unlikely the Forest Queen evolution will still be available next round, since we enter Ascendant.

I also agree the cast is too large, I already found Ezzy too much.

>>42013366
Awwww yeah, next Evo we gonna be heavy metal spider queen.
If we weren't already.

>>42013451
are you calling lyra fat?

>>42013451
Gotta find a bard, learn to play guitar and than soup it up with lightnig magic, it'll be glorious. \m/

The real question is this:
when do we go from "monster" to "giant monster"? Have we already done it?

>>42013485
I think we're on to something here.
Also can't forget to have magma pyrotechnics.

>>42013623
Lyra went to giant monster at the very latest when she evolved Grave Arachne.
Nin already told Lyra that she is, in fact, a giant monster.

>>42013670
Isn't it all relative in the end though?

>>42013670
so, does this mean we can now fight tokyo?
>select images of boats
The captcha knows how these movies start.

>>42013641
>Nin writes "Arachnean Rhapsody"
>"I am not Queen, yes."

>>42013692
Tokyo is Lizardmom territory, we'd need to fight her first.

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>>42013699

>>42013710
>>42013692
>fighting giant lizards in tokyo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6qAIaqK3_Q

>>42013670
No we are a giant spider, yes.

>>42013728
>not using the metal version :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLlntTjdOyw

Your head breaks free of your blanket cocoon, glowering towards the wooden door.
Another knock.

You raise your voice, just enough to be heard, calling out.
"Come in, yes."

There's a sound of shuffling cloth before the door creaks open, revealing the secretary once more.
"Good morning." You mutter grumpily.
"Morning to you too. I've a few things to ask you if you don't mind?"
"I do."
"I still have to ask you, though."
"Yes."

"Well, then. First off-"
"Wait, yes."
"Wait?"
"Mm. What is your name?"

She blinks.
"Have I... not introduced myself?"
"No?"
"Huh. Call me Ren, please."
"Alright."

One hand emerges from your island of bedding, gesturing for her to continue.
"Thank you. Two major points, and two minor points- Firstly, The disturbance at the castle was your doing?"
"Are you talking about scaring people, or the earthquake?"
"Technically, the earthquake."
"Yes."

She notes it down, the scratch of her writing utensil soft against the paper.
"Second: Could I have an overview of your plans for your time in the city, please?"
"My plans? Is that a major point?"
"Yeah."
"Why?"
"Says the crown of fire wearing arachne."
"I am not a queen, yes."
"Princess, then?"

>>42013917
You shake your head, denying it.
"I will be visiting my aunt. And the dungeons. Probably stores."
"Your aunt? I didn't think there were any other arachne in town."
"On my father's side. The elven merchant at the duke's meeting."
"Elven and Arachne nobility, got it."
"Neither!"

The woman tucks the board against her body, sweeping some hair from her eyes.
"Well then- Two minor things: First off, Let me know if you do anymore training, and we'll pay you for it. And if you feel like it, the guildmaster will meet with you. And when you can, build a bath."
"That was three things, yes. And meeting the guildmaster is minor?"
She shrugs.
"The last one was just me. And the guildmaster probably just wants to drink and share stories. Any meetings would likely be conducted at the bar downstairs."
"I see."

She waves, making to close the door and leave you in peace.
"Pass the front desk before you leave, yeah? Just let us know where you'll be going."
"Yes, yes."

The door slides shut with a click, and you drop your head back into the embrace of your bed with a sigh.

>Well, that's that. Time to get up.
>Sleep in. You deserve it.
>Make plans for the day. (What?)
>Other (?)

>>42013935
>Make plans for the day. (What?)
We have to go walk on the side of the big bridge to look at the waterfalls up close.

After that we can make a bath I guess.

>>42013935
>>Make plans for the day.
Make Bath on the condition that only people who refuse to acknowledge you as a queen can use it.

Then go shopping

>>42013935
>>Make plans for the day. (Make baths)
Baths. Baths are good. Making baths never made anyone a queen. Making baths never betrayed us.

>>42013935
>>Well, that's that. Time to get up.
>>Make plans for the day. (What?)
Find out what kind of bath they need and want. And maybe find out how they're planning to pay.

>>42013935
>>Well, that's that. Time to get up.

>>42013935
>Well, that's that. Time to get up. work out payment, build bath.
does the guild keep track of all adventurers? or just the ones that are giant spiders?

>>Make plans for the day. (Make baths)
This will in no way lead to people praising us.

>>42013935
>>Well, that's that. Time to get up.
>>Make plans for the day. (What?)
Let's go make us(and everyone else) a bath!
Captcha knows!

>>42013935
>Make plans for the day. (What?)
Make our loot stash to cash so we got money to throw at the rest of our plans
Also lets us get a look at the market.

At this point we're going to become the Bath queen. The arachne who introduced Large communal baths in every city where she roamed, Baffling Archeologists for centuries.

>>42013935
>Make plans for the day. (What?)
Baths and Dwarfs.

>>42013935
Fuck it. Ask someone about the Water Dungeon, since that's where you'd be getting water for the baths from.

>>42013935
>Make plans for the day
Build Bath.
Explore town
Take out frustration on punchba... adventurer sparing partners.
End day with stories.

Tommorow we go Dungeon Diving. Need to get the gang together for it though...

>>42013935
REQM, how is Shez doing? Not sure how fast Monster healing + Moth magic works.

>Make plans for the day. (What?)
If the puppy is healed, breakfast in the DUNGEON.
If not, breakfast then training.

>>42013935
>Sleep in. You deserve it.

>>42013935
>Sleep in. You deserve it.
the sooner we get out of bed the sooner people start calling us queen.

>>42014041
I wonder how mad ppl would be if we turned the water dungeon into a bath...

>>42013935
>Make plans for the day. (What?)
> Find out about that non-water dungeon, how to get in etc. and go make some money from our loot.
We got big plans, we gonna need a lot of money for all those forging materials.

>>42014069

It's training and bathing at the same time!

>>42013935
>>Make plans for the day. (What?)

Build that bath it gives use a reason to hide underground for awhile.

>>42014069
The mer folk might thank us!
Seriously captcha how do you know that I'm talking about water!?!

>>42013935
>Make plans for the day. (What?)
Go find the dwarf. Hes not going to be in town for long.

what happend to talking to the dwarfs about metalwork?

If you work inside you don't have to go outside!

Writing!


>>42014051

Shesz' arm is tender, but functional. Lyra is making sure she doesn't overdo it.

>>42014028
>>42014069
Our next evolution will transform the skull into a bathtub.

>>42014177
Whoops. Also, Give me 1d100, please!

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>42014196

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>42014166
Might still be on the agenda. Maybe after the bath.

>>42014196

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>42014196

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>42014196

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>42014196
here I go

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>42014196

>>42014196
This is where the southern assassins come in isn't it?

>>42014276
Chances of running into a bumblebee

>>42014276
What about mama lizard duel?

Also damn you captcha! Pizza and kish aren't pie!

>>42014308
Yes. Bathe the bee.

>>42014276

I hope so, I don't think we've fought a human in a serious life or death match yet.

And if their anything like the humans we train with, they will break quite easily and messily.

Nothing like a pile of dismembered corpses to remind fuckers why the need to stay in their inbred kingdom and not try anymore of their shit.

>>42014346
That necromancer was human.

>>42014365
Not for long.

84 and Writing!

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>>42014382
>Not for long.

>>42014336
Also damn you captcha! Pizza and kish aren't pie!
Actually Pizza and Quiche are pies.

>>42014346
I don't want to fight the south much.
they're already beaten, you know?

>>42014452
that don't stop 'em from setting fire to churches.

>>42014481
I missed the reference

>>42014481
They don't?
Is that some sort of reference? because its not a thing they do.

>>42014452
It's not a fight if they attack us, it's assisted suicide.

Hey REQM, has it been revealed as to how much Lyra wieghs? Other than "a lot".

>>42014575
It's simple she weighs one Spider Queen, any other unit of measurement is unfit to measure a spider queen and you will be punished for attempting to use it

>>42014575
The Queen's height, weight, and measurements are classified state secrets, anon.

>>42014535
The tragic irony is, if they would have the good sense to attack Lyra alone, they would have a good chance of surviving their mistake, just because Lyra might not feel like killing someone that doesn't pose much of a threat to her.

But if our friends are around, they go the way of the kobolds.

>>42014589
Would it be valid to ask how many Ezzys it would take to lift said spider queen?
Last time I checked Ezzy said she could lift 6 stones, and assuming each stone weighed 1 pound, we could find out that way.

>>42014733
TO THE DUNGEONS WITH YOU!

>>42014608
Now I just imagine that a team of assassins break in one night. A few hours later, they all leave as citizens of the queen, wearing spider silk shirts and feeling very confused.

>>42014770
I MUST KNOW!!!

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>>42014733
about two legions worth.

>>42014770
It should be to the dungeons with US. the magical dungeons.
for loot. Non-Wizard related loot.

>>42014733
those are pretty small stones. and isnt she about 4 feet long, admittedly mostly of snake but still 6 pounds seems a bit light.

HEY REQM

question out of no where but with Ellie's clothing rampage back home how is that skittish centaur dealing with a crazed spider chasing him down trying to make him wear a dress?

>>42014999
like a myotonic goat?

>>42014813
Ok let's be smart about this. First, lets take the body of a baseline female human in peak physical condition. Around 180 pounds, give or take. Remove the legs, because Lyra's sexy spiderbutt, leaving us at 150 pounds. So we know it must be between 150 pounds and 1 ton, setting as how she can walk on wooden second story floors without breaking them. Add in the various metal birds, and I'd say that the weight would be about 190. Now we add that sexy spiderbutt, and we're around 400. I'm going to go out on a limb and say we're about 436 pounds

>>42015026
Wait shit make that 547. Forgot her body was bigger than a baseline human's, and that she has spider legs as well

>>42015026
Lyra is most likely significantly heavier than that, you underestimate just how huge spider organs are. A pretty long time ago someone calculated Lyras weight based on scaling up spider weight, you might want to look that one, it wasn't perfectly accurate but a pretty good asessment.

>>42015079
Duck ignore the grammatical errors. Typing on a phone it's tricky

>>42015108
What duck?

>>42014851
You're probably right, I just never imagined her being wider than like 4-5 inches since she sleeps around Lyra's neck.

>>42015099
Well, using the squared vs cubed law, she should be heavier than a scaled up spider. I'm also going to assume that her abdomen contains some sort of skeletal system to brace it up, then she's... Yeah she's definitely a lot heavier than my initial thoughts. She may be edging on 800 pounds. Shit.
geez lyra, how big is your spiderbutt? I may have to start calling you badonkadonk.

>>42015222
remember that her spider butt has an internal skeleton too, we saw it when we molted

>>42015222

Lyra was over 1600 pounds way back when, according to one science anon.

>>42015222
secret true fact:
lyra is getting spider-pudgy. Nobody wants to tell her, or even knows how to tell.

>>42014521
>>42014525
read some newspapers, you oblivious fags.

>>42015255
We only saw the internal bones of our arms, which were not always covered by chitin, our spiderbutt was too big to see through according to REQM, so we don't know if it got a internal skeleton, and it seems vaguely unlikely, due to spacing problems with all our spider organs.

>>42015303
Considering thats probably all muscle mass, Lyra's strength is going to be staggering.

>>42015317
>Reading the lie rags.

>>42015303
>true fact
Now I am imagining someone doing true facts about the arachne

>>42015280
Can a (well constructed) wooden floor support a weight in excess of 1600 spread out in a 6-8 foot circle? Excuse my mathemancy, it's my worst subject.

>>42015317
Do you know how many different sorts of people burn churches all the time? None of those have any special resemblance to the southern guys thatwould make for a sensible reference.
Most importantly because they ddon't burn churches at all.

>>42015317
you're making one large assumption there, even if everyone reads the newspaper here, we don't all have access to the same newspaper.

>>42015366
>>42015317
Hey hey this is giant spider time not church burning time. Go to /pol/ for that shit

>>42015401
>>42015317
I should reword this, we may have access if they are online, but we generally arent going to look for a newspaper that isnt from our area/relevant to us in some way.

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I for one am not surprised this quest's audience lives under a rock.

>>42015222
>She may be edging on 800 pounds
Thats definitly still too little, her chitin alone must be incredibly heavy.
But its hard to tell how heavy she is because we don't know exactly how large Lyra is right now, nor do we know exactly what the hell is going on where her spider and humanoid body meet, because thats some funky shit where hydraulic/fibre muscles and exo/internal skeleton merge into eachother.

>>42015448
Man you really are sad.

>>42015460
we also have no idea how dense her chitin is, or its actual composition. that alone leaves fairly large range.

>>42015429
You must be new here if you think that /pol/ has no place in this quest, it has always been here.

Anyway the point was mostly to break it gently to that anon that his church burning thing was kinda stupid and made no sense.

>>42015448
Welcome to /tg/ yes?

>>42015501
Thats a moot statement, /pol/ regularly bleeds over to the other boards, and /tg/ seems to garner a bit of attention.

Probably the common line in self delusion between entertainment and political ideology.

>>42015501
Well yeah, I know that. It's just like Germany and Hitler, you don't really draw attention to it by doing things like starting news anger

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charleston_church_shooting

I think that's what was referred to. Allegedly there has been a rise in black church burnings, and after the shooting above, many US states lowered their Confederacy flags and are in the process of removing that symbol from their state flag thingys.

This is big news if you live in the US only.

>>42015631
man do you know HOW FAR the south is from where I live in america?
It's like asking someone in england to give a shit about the goings on over in germany.

>>42015656
Hey, we like the Germans. Plus if they fuck up we like to know about it.

>>42015631
>>42015656
It's also been bumped back in the news in favor of election bullshit so no longer in the forefront of national news and more regulated to local areas

>>42015631
So I'm supposed to care about Americans and them shooting each other? From where I'm standing that happens almost everyday...

>>42015656
it really isn't. stop denying your obliviosity.
>>42015685
stop watching Fox.

>>42015681
Well, duh. We are the money. Everyone in the EU cares about what Germany does.

>>42015631
I completly fail to see the connection to the southern guys, who do not burn churches, and actually pretty much don't leave their corner of the world until now.

I thought it eas supposed to be a muslim thing, that at least made slightly sense, because they are angry southern people.

>>42015448
Don't worry anon, I got the joke. Use Carlos next time so people aren't confused next time.

>>42015656
As a Californian I can second this feel

>>42015710
>stop watching Fox.
It wasn't Fox but I still live in bumbfuck nowhere south so point stands I guess

Rolled 4 (1d8)

>>42015331
I'd assume that "why not both" is the Arachne biology answer to supporting such a massive quantity of weight and allowing sudden acceleration without breaking everything.

That just leaves "it's spider I ain't explainin it" to justify the musculature.

>>42015715
You are the money, England is the Bank.
Or London is anyway.

You drag yourself upright, much to the protest of your bed-mates.

You ignore the groans for the moment, whirling a sheet overhead, draping it around you like a cloak, or a dress. Or a giant-spider sized blanket being worn by a giant spider.

The secretary- Ren- is in the hall, leaning in the stairwell and flipping pages on her board. You yawn, loudly, scraping the side wall as you slip past her to the main floor. You blink once, twice, trying to clear your eyes, but you're still tired. Still feeling a little distant.

You look back up the stairs, to the woman already raising an eyebrow.

"Where- Where do you want it, yes?"
"Huh?"
"Bath."
"Where can you build it?"
"Rocks. Gotta be rocks."

She considers a moment before pointing you towards the rear.
"The training grounds, maybe? It should be solid back there."
"Yes. Kay. Firestones?"
"Firestones? Elemental stones?"
"For hot water. Yes."
"Ah. I'll have somebody take care of it."
"Kay."

You trudge out the back, ignoring the scent of breakfast for the time being, blanket-cloak flaring behind you.

She's wrong about the training ground. Lots of heaving packed dirt. Rock starts at the wall and... underneath? There. There it is. There's the little jolt as your power moves, flat ground suddenly opening into a yawning abyss. A yawning abyss with stairs.

A hallway, rooms to change in, vast, swelling tubs, heavy stone structures. Already filling with water as you watch, connected to the river itself. You test the temperature with one leg. It's cold.

So you make it less so.

Steam fills the room while you sit in the newly formed bath, patterns swirling out from you, shelves forming, each water source turning into a fountain or a gargoyle head. You almost nod off to the rhythmic sound of flowing water. It's nice. Calming.

>>42015763
Only London, I'm afraid. Did you look at any other city in England? Dreadful.

>>42015787
Eventually you have to get up again, head fuzzy, and stagger back out into the hateful sunlight. You scowl back at the burning orb slowly warming the world, and make for the safety of the guild proper.

Your stomach is starting to growl ominously, demanding sacrifice in the wake of your efforts. Ren is inside, sending a small group of eager looking men and women on a mission of some sort when you line up behind them.

A mage turns to face you as your chitin clicks together, eyes growing wider and wider.
Or maybe he's a priest? Or... you don't know. An adventurer with noodly looking arms.

"Wha- You- What are you?"
"Tired, yes."
You yawn again, brow furrowing, fangs exposed before your jaw closes again and you blink away tears.

"Eh- Thom, what are you doing?"
"Wha- I'm not doing anything! There's a giant spider in the guild! Why aren't you doing anything?"
"It's a giant spider adventurer. C'mon, we've got work to do."
"But- but-"

>>42015356
Well really, it's not "spread in a circle" that matters.

It's this weight resting on eight INCREDIBLY SHARP points.
She should be puncturing the floors everywhere.
Hell, the /ground/? She oughta be sinking in it to the knee instantly.

>>42015810
You wave goodbye as the adventurers file away, one dragging noodles out into the streets behind them.
Ren glances you over, apparently noting your slightly wet state of dress.
"D'you need materials? Or-"
"Nn. No, yes. Already done. You will need- Um. Lights. Doors. Yes."
"You're done?"
"Yes."
"Uh-"
"Can I take pay in food? Part of it? Right now, yes?"

She smirks suddenly, the fierce smile back again.
"Yeah, grab a seat. We'll bring something out."
"Mm. Meat, please. And plants for the moth."
"You got it."
"Just put it near me, and I will wake up on my own. Or I will find out how to eat while sleeping, yes."

You struggle across the hall, locating an empty table- it doesn't take much in the way of effort to push the bench aside, leaving you room to lie across the floor, your head dropping to the table. You're fairly certain you're snoring before long.

_________________________________________________________

You wake to the beautiful sound of cutlery plinking off of each other, raising your head and bearing witness to the glory that is a table of meat. And a small bowl of salad.

But that isn't your concern.

>Get your friends up, food time.
>Ignore cutlery, acquire meals.
>Shed a tear for its beauty.
>Other (?)


God fuckign dammit, google. I'm canadian. What the shit is a commercial lorrie.

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>>42015810
>"Wha- I'm not doing anything! There's a giant spider in the guild! Why aren't you doing anything?"
>"It's a giant spider adventurer. C'mon, we've got work to do."
>"But- but-"

Poor Thom

>>42015825
>>Ignore cutlery, acquire meals.
>>Shed a tear for its beauty.

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>>42015811
but anon.

wizards.

>>42015825
>Get your friends up, food time.
>Shed a tear for its beauty.

>>42015825
>>Other (?)
Wonder how we have eaten meat up until this time WITHOUT cutlery.
Then realize we've been the greasy-hands gang for...ever.

Eventually get around to eating with fork and knife.

>>42015811
Well fuckall then. I'm willing to chalk this up to magic

Just imagine, You're a young priest, here to spread the word of god to the human population, you decide to become an adventurer so that you can travel far and wide, you step into an adventurers guild and there is a Monster from legends... Yawning. And nobody is finding this weird. What do you do?

>>42015825
>Get your friends up, food time.
>Ignore cutlery, acquire meals.

>>42015825
>Get your friends up, food time.

>>42015825
>>Shed a tear for its beauty.
>Ignore cutlery, acquire meals.

>>42015825
>>Ignore cutlery, acquire meals.
>>Shed a tear for its beauty.

>>42015855
That's my point.
Physics just took one look and went camping in some spiderless place.

>>42015825
>Ignore cutlery, acquire meals.
>Ask Ren to inform friends of food.

>>42015877
Obviously preach at the Monster

>>42015863
The magic castle detected our fingers as knives, I'm pretty sure we have built-in cutlery.

>>42015863
our fingers are covered in what is probably at least semi smooth chitin, so a rag probably wipes off grease fairly well.

>>42015877
Get an explanation, or pray the arachnophilia away

>>42015863
>Then realize we've been the greasy-hands gang for...ever.

We know how to wash our hands Anon.

>>42015877
Ask the monster to use a hand to hide its mouth when yawning. That's just not proper.

>>42015825
>Ignore cutlery, acquire meals.

>>42015825
>>Get your friends up, food time.

>>42015901
Dont even need a rag, just heat them up till it evaporates.

>>42015825
>>Get your friends up, food time.

>>42015877
Make sure I, or the rest of the guild, did not just spectaculary fail a spot check, and then do as the romans do.

>>42015901
how would you even know how well grease is wiped off of chitin?

>>42015934
Or combusts, either works.

>>42015885
In light of this revelation, I propose that the arachnes' anthem went along the lines of "break the unbreakable, see the invisible, row row fight the powah"

>>42015825
>>Get your friends up, food time.
>>Shed a tear for its beauty.

>>42015877
become the protagonist of MGQ, I'd wager.
>>42015934
burnt oil is a bitch to clean.

>>42015825
>Get your friends up, food time.
>Ignore cutlery, acquire meals.

>>42015943
the important part was that its relatively smooth, less pores and creases to hold on to the grease.

>>42015934
animal fat will set on fire before it boils.

>>42015825
>>Ignore cutlery, acquire meals.
>>Shed a tear for its beauty.

>>42015943
Find a spider, give it some delicious fried chicken, and then begin polishing. Alternatively, identify the chemical composition of chitin, and identify if it is hydrophilic or hydrophobic

>>42015953
>breaks destiny
>breaks physics
>Ly ra even breaks magic
No wonder spiders are so blessings rich, its not Blessings, its bribery.

>>42015825
>Shed a tear for its beauty.

>>42015825
>>Get your friends up, food time.
>>Ignore cutlery, acquire meals.
>>Shed a tear for its beauty.