>>42034670
>>42034670

What do I do?
[] Try to explain what it is to snuggles
[]Go see why morty is doing this so early in the morning
[] Mess with Amazonia/ Marcia, for no real reason, besides I want to, of course
[] Make a new costume to go with the new name (Well?)
[] Go for a swim in snuggle's "room"
[] Free Treefucker again, regret it instantly
[] watch the news
[] Science room
[] write in

>>42034686
>[] Try to explain what it is to snuggles
then
[]Go see why morty is doing this so early in the morning

>>42034686
>[] Free Treefucker again, regret it instantly

>>42034686
>[] Try to explain what it is to snuggles
[] Go for a swim in snuggle's "room"

>>42034686
>[] Try to explain what it is to snuggles
>[] Go for a swim in snuggle's "room"

>>42034765
Adding make a swimsuit to this.

>>42034686
>[] Try to explain what it is to snuggles
>[] Go for a swim in snuggle's "room"
>[] Use powers to be a tentacle person too.

I watch snuggles tilt its head, looking around the room for the source of the noise that has to seem strange and alien to it.

"Oh it's nothing to worry about" I say lazily waving my hand, drawing snuggles attention back to me, its black eyes peering at me intently

Snuggles makes a low humming noise, sounding a bit confused and worried.

"It's just morty" I say smiling, chuckling as Snuggles slips a bit deeper into the water "nothing to worry about, he's just practicing his aim with a...gun, you know, kills things dead, makes lots of noise"

Snuggles looks at me like I've said something weird, and dives back into the water, humming a low droning hum as it does so.

"D..do you understand what I'm trying to tell you here?" I ask awkwardly.

Snuggles just continues to swim, between the pillars and towers of coral and various underwater plants.

I sigh and shrug, well I hope it understands what I was trying to get through to it, don't need it being afraid of Morty's early morning routines.
I stand to get up, and get something to drink before I do something else, maybe just mess around with reality like a cat with a ball of yarn.

And then I see snuggles staring at me, looking quite lonely. I sigh and turn back around, jumping into the pool of water with a splash, slowly sinking to the bottom as my dark brown hair floats around me. Snuggles makes chittering noises and swims towards me, poking my cheek, before giggling and swimming away.

What do I do?
[]use my powers
[] Swim after it 1d20
[] Mess with it
[] just Swim around for a bit
[]Explore down here
[] write in

>>42035028
>[] just Swim around for a bit
>[]Explore down here

>>42035028
[] just Swim around for a bit
[]Explore down here

>>42035028
>What do I do?
Become squid

>>42035028
>[] just Swim around for a bit

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>42035028
>[]use my powers
be the snuggles.
>[] Swim after it 1d20

I kick my legs and push my arms out, swimming to the surface for a breath of fresh air before I dive back down, enjoying the pleasant warmness of the water as I clumsily swim down, trying to recycle the air I'm breathing so I can actually get somewhere instead of having to hang around the top.

I swim down, the air in my lungs tasting like office building and asphalt as I continue to swim down.

Snuggles swims out, its frills moving around as I swim down lower into its home, it smiles and swims towards me, its white hair flowing behind it as it grabs my arms with one of its tentacles and pulls on it gently, pointing at the bottom, making some whistling hums.

I nod and slowly follow it down to the sandy bottom, as my I feel my skin tingle and the taste of the air gets even staler and even more boring somehow.

I sit down on the sand, as Snuggles does the same, as much as a snuggles can sit anyways.

The squid person thing looks at me for a bit, before grabbing two rocks, smacking them together before looking guilty, before looking back at me looking a bit scared.

What do I do?
[] pat iton the head
[] Nod
[] leave
[] try to convey I really don't care it tried to crush me
[]Mess with it
[] swim away
[] write in

>>42035360
>[] pat iton the head
>[] Nod
>[] try to convey I really don't care it tried to crush me

>>42035360
>[] pat iton the head
>[] try to convey I really don't care it tried to crush me
>use powers give it a set of human vocal chords.

>>42035360
>[] pat iton the head
>[] try to convey I really don't care it tried to crush me

>>42035360
Get some gills, jesus

>>42035360
>[] pat it on the head
>[] Nod
> grow some gills at least
> give snuggles the ability to speak human

>>42035360
>[] pat iton the head
>[] try to convey I really don't care it tried to crush me

I slowly move my hand towards snuggles, who winces and backs away a bit, its tentacles wrapping around my arm, pushing against it to try and stop me from hitting it. I pat my hand on top of its head gently and truss its hair up, watching it slowly float around my hand as snuggles looks up at me confused, as I smile warmly. What did you expect to hit you just because of that or something little snuggles, I'm not that mean, not at all.

Snuggles looks at me, still looking shocked, as it makes my arm move back and forth across its head, before smiling happily, its sharp shark like teeth shimmering in the lights around the sides. I guess you like getting petted then, what a strange little creature you are.

It lets go for my arm, still smiling as its suckers pop off of me, leaving little red rings on me, realizing I'm not going to try and hit it.

It tilts its head, suddenly looking confused as it makes more chittering noises, mimicking smashing rocks together again. I almost open my mouth to tell it I don't care what it tried to do to me, before I remember the only reason I'm not drowning right now is because I'm forcing the air currently in me to recycle, which isn't a very pleasant feeling at all.

I move my hands around, trying to figure out how to tell it how I feel, before I give up, pointing at me, miming it smashing rocks, shrugging, faking a laugh without moving my lips before shrugging. it stares at me like I did a strange thing again before smiling and hugging me with all its tentacles. I shake my head, while patting its.

What do I do?
[] Leave Snuggles here
[] Go watch tv
[] use my powers
[] check on morty
[] Mess with Amazonia/marcia
[] Go for a walk
[] science
[] take a shower
[] write in

>>42035703
>[] Go for a walk

>>42035703
>[] Hit snuggles now that he trusts us

>>42035703
>Go practice on people at the hospital. Try giving someone super-human reflexes

>>42035703
>[] Mess with Amazonia/marcia
>[] Go for a walk

>>42035703
>[] check on morty
>[] Go for a walk

>>42035703
>[] science

>>42035703
>[] take a shower
then
>[] science

>>42035819
>being mean to snuggles.

>>42035703
>[] Mess with Amazonia/marcia

>>42036017
You forgot your condescending reaction picture.

Well this was fun, in a way I guess, but I need to clear my head so I can fill it with ideas, fantasies and more naughty things. I try to push Snuggles off of me, but the little squid thing refuse to get off, and crawls to my back, hanging on it like a little kid.

I shrug and swim back up to the surface, as snuggles pulls excitedly on my hair, as I try to not get distracted by all the colors I put in for snuggles down here in the form of all the coral.

I surface again, taking a deep breath to get the stagnant taste out of my mouth as I finally get a breath of fresh air, swimming slowly to shore and pilling myself out of the water as snuggles makes more chittering sounds.

I wipe some water off my white shirt, its buttons glimmering in the light as the rest of it sticks to me, still soaked, I sigh, and a second later I'm dry. I smile and walk into my room, as snuggles pokes and prods the tunnels in the walls I made so it could swim around the base.

More gun shots ring out and snuggles clings to me tightly as I walk into the hallway, hearing some humming coming from Marcia's room. I kind of wonder what she's doing, I mean all of that fighting and working out has to build up quite a lot of stress and I wonder if she would...no don't start going down that trail of thought, though I do wonder how she actually does...that...thoughts for later I guess, when I'm alone. Maybe I'll mess with her later to get a rise out of her that's always fun, she's so cute when she gets embarrassed or angry...less so on the latter though

snuggles hums along to Marcia's humming as I walk down the hall into the living room, carefully stepping over a few empty bottles as I go to the ladder and start to climb up it. You know I could also mess around in the science room to I guess, later, since I still don't trust that place to not spit out giant mutant zombies.

I pull myself up to the front door if you would and dust myself off, as snuggles looks around, pulling my hair impatiently.
cont

>>42036167
I walk towards the metal door at the end of the hall, now where will I walk today, to wake up at least.

Where do I walk to?
[] A bank
[] Coffee shop
[] ...other shop
[] Trainyard
[] hospital
[] docks
[] Highway and back
[] fast food place
[] trainyard (ragtags)
[] Smile towers (mother)
[] write in

>>42036190
>[] Smile towers (mother)

>>42036190
[] Coffee shop

>>42036190
>Hospital

I wanna see how easy it is to give people superpowers.

>>42036190
>[] Coffee shop

>>42036190
>[] A bank

>>42036190
>[] Smile towers (mother)

>>42036190
Locate the easiest method of running internet and tv to the bunker

>>42036190
>[] Coffee shop

>>42036190
> Look for a way to connect to the internet on the way to wherever.
>[] Smile towers (mother)
Might as well see if our card is revoked.

>>42036190
>[] Smile towers (mother)

>>42036190
>Smile towers (mother)
Just walk in as if nothing happened.

>>42036190
>[] ...other shop
Pet shop (i suppose), try to find out what sort of food we should get for Snuggles

>>42036338
it is, we learned that right before we knocked over a bank, which we should do again, and start laundering money

>>42036190
Headmaster, Is smiles towers a publicly traded corporation?

>>42036407
>start laundering money
Nah let's just figger out how to make gold.

I put my hand to the door, displacing it a few feet as I walk forward and out of the bunker, before touching the side of it as it lazily floats in the air, sending it snapping back into place, causing snuggles to jolt in shock and surprise, clinging to me and shaking as I continue walking, giggling lightly at it's reaction, causing it to lightly slap my face, before pulling back with a popping sound, leaving a few red rings on my cheek as it chitters as angry as it is embarrassed.

I rub my cheek and laugh, it stares at me, before it tries to copy me, making a warbling sound as it tries to imitate a laugh. I smile approvingly, before I walk down the trail, as snuggles tries to catch snow flakes on its dark purple tongue.

maybe I should pay mother a visit, to I don't know, throw it in her face how well I'm doing without her, or to mess around with whatever she's doing or just generally fuck the place up, don't know yet, haven't decided since this is more of in the moment kind of thing.

I walk down the side of the high way back to new boston, a car or two slowing down to stare at snuggles as I walk into the streets and begin my way to smile's tower, avoiding the dead eyed masses so they don't bump into me and make snuggles freak out and bite someone.
...
I look up at the giant smiling face at the top of what used to be my home, my breath slowly floating past my eyes as I stick my hands in my pocket and try to decide what to do?

What do I do?
[] walk in
[] use my powers
[] try to sneak into the garage 1d20
[] wait outside of it
[] walk away
[] write in

>>42036435
officially at least

>>42036529
Is anyone else interested in a hostile takeover and booting mother from ceo? Also, do we actully own the bunker?

>>42036529
>[] walk in

>>42036529
>[] walk in
Invisibly

>>42036529
>[] wait outside of it

>>42036529
[] walk in

>>42036546
More than money you need business acumen that Emily doesn't have for a hostile takeover. At least as long as mom is hostile.

>>42036529
>walk in

>>42036581
I was just thinking we buy all the smiles stock and then throw her out because we have a majority

>>42036529
>walk in
>>42036546
Not really, I'm in the mood to just act like nothing's wrong and see what mum does.

>>42036614
Thats not how it works, even in a openly traded company, which this most definitly isn't.

>officially at least
Makes it clear more is going on there.

No one would just let someone buy off majority stock. She holds that herself in all likelyhood.

>>42036614
You'd need to get her to sell that majority first.
Integrating us back with mom and seeing how Smiles works, and then kicking her out could work.
Though making her work for us instead would be even more delicious.

>>42036529
>[] walk in

>>42036656
hmm, Start blowing up smiles assets? until the company goes under?

>>42036529
>Use my powers
Turn that smile into a frown.

>>42036734
We don't even know enough about how the company operates and what it does to know if that would work.
And it would be a lot of terrorist work for one person to do.

Bad publicity usually tanks stock ratings harder than economic loss.

You know, I'm in the mood for some mischief, lets see how mom reacts to me just walking in like nothing happened, oh this could be divine right here, a true comedy in the makings this could be. I smile widely, stepping to an unseen tune as I walk up to the glass doors and push them open, Snuggles smelling the cleaning supply scented airs as I take a few steps forward, paying no attention to the reactions of the secretary and guards, until one of them grabs me by the shoulder.

"You aren't allowed in here anymore" He says flatly, on hand to his side "I'm going to have to kindly ask you to leave the presence and...and have a smile todaaay...why does your mother makes us say that?"

"Because she writes our checks Jeffy" The other sighs "but yeah, get out of here before we have to get violent here"

"Oh don't threaten the bosses daughter" Jeffy says

"I'll threaten who I want, I have a retirement fund already" the other sighs

"Yeah, and do you want to piss the boss off?" He asks "Or have her do her weird power bollocks on you, and say you do hurt her, have you seen her body guard, man looks like he could bite the balls off of a bear and"

I sigh heavily, mom really needs to make the application process a bit tighter around here

What do I do?
[] keep walking
[] Use my powers
[] join in on the argument
[]Mess with them
[] Ask them something
[] Act crazy
[] write in

>>42036778
>[] join in on the argument
[] Ask them something
Say, if i wanted to take the corp apart how would i do it?

>>42036778
>[] keep walking

>>42036778
>[] keep walking
>[]Mess with them
>put their mouths into a permanent smile

>>42036778
[] join in on the argument
[]Mess with them

>>42036778
>[] keep walking

>>42036778
What does our mom even do?

>>42036778
>Attach his nut sack to his thighs so he can never move his legs particularly far.
"Enjoy spending your retirement fund on corrective surgery, cock gobbler."

>>42036799
Truly a master of economic sabotage.
Your subtlety is staggering

>>42036778
>[] keep walking
>[]Mess with them
>put their mouths into a permanent smile

>>42036778
>[]Tell them you want to apologize.

>>42036823
studies practical uses for ultra
produces nullifers
and hires off security to trusted customers

>>42036734
>>42036766
We could go the other way and rack up so much good publicity that mum can't say no to us, say abuse that breath that counts as us touching someone to cover the city and getting our heal on.
God I hope we can't do that to the whole city yet.

>>42036858
powers wise

>>42036778
>[] join in on the argument
Do we know what sort of security systems our mother has in this building?

>>42036870
that's a secret for now

>>42036778
>Smile... Just smile.
When they crack say "could you tell my mum I'm here.
>then walk on.

Yeah, these two chuckle fucks really aren't worth the effort right now, besides they would dare touch me or even think about hurting me, snuggles stares at them, peeking over my shoulder as it slowly moves on of its tentacles to poke one. I gently grab and tug the offending limb and shake my head at snuggles, don't need them hurting my little squid thing.

"Oh come on, don't tell me you're scared of that fossil, all he does is watch the brat here" the second guard says

"Hey, don't talk shit unless you want your grave to say, killed by an old man for...talking shit" Jeffy says exasperatedly throwing his arms out

"Oh didn't know you were so poetic there Jeffy and" The second says, before seeing me walking to the elevator, pressing the up button impaitently "Wait wait wait, you aren't supposed to...what's on your back"

"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LOOK AT ALL THOSE TEETH" Jeffy shouts "GODAMN I CAN FEEL IT TOUCHING ME FROM HERE"

"S...should I press the button?" the brainless blond beauty of a secretary asks nervously as Snuggles tries to laugh again, showing them its teeth without meaning to...again.

What do I do?
[] ignore them
[] leave
[] use my powers
[] yell at them for yelling at snuggles
[]Explain snuggles
[] Morty isn't old you fucks!
[] Pretend like this is normal...somehow
[] write in

>>42037071
>[] yell at them for yelling at snuggles
>[] Morty isn't old you fucks!
>Then keep walking up

>>42037071
>[] yell at them for yelling at snuggles
Hey its people tooo

>>42037071
>Pretend like this is normal...somehow
Also
>Hum with Snuggles

>>42037071
>[] yell at them for yelling at snuggles
>[] Morty isn't old you fucks! (and if he is we can fix that)

>>42037071
>[] yell at them for yelling at snuggles
>[]Explain snuggles
>[] Morty isn't old you fucks!

>>42037071
Sorry, don't know what I was thinking with >>42037126
Fuck humming we need to sing
Its the end of the world as we know it or Birdhouse in your soul would be good songs.

>>42037071
>[] yell at them for yelling at snuggles
>[] Morty isn't old you fucks!
> sing along to the music playing over the speakers.

>>42037071
>[] yell at them for yelling at snuggles

"DON'T YELL AT SNUGGLES!" I shout angrily, as snuggles starts pressing the button, leaving some slime on it as it chitters excitedly at the light coming from the small circle "IT HAS FEEELINGS TO, I think, AND MORTY ISN'T OLD YOU RUDE SONS OF FUCKS"

"The fuck is a snuggles and why is it on your back and also, yes he is, he's pretty damn old" The second says

"Well not really, he's only like what fifty two or something like that, still spry as ever" Jeffy says nodding "Also you probably should, before that...thing eats someone"

"Snuggles doesn't eat people probably" I say chuckling as I rock back and forth on my heels waiting for the elevator to get down here, what's taking it so long, it usually gets here faster "don't really know to tell you the truth, point is don't press the button"

"Uuuuh" the secretary says scratching her head, obviously her breasts stole most of her brains "Do I press it or not"

"Don't listen to her, she isn't even allowed here anymore" the second guard says, slapping his face, hard if that sound tells anything, and sighs tiredly

"Don't listen to him, he's a fuck face" I say shrugging as as snuggles plays with my hair again, while "giggling" as it continues to press the button

"Fuck you brat" He says glaring at me "Do you have any idea what I had to do to get a cushy job like this, certainly not by sitting on my ass and"

"Sucking cock?" I ask smirking devilishly as I make my tongued forked for a brief moment to stick it out at him before I pull it back and change it, leaving him confused "trust me, I've read your resume, and all it talked about was an unending desire for dicks"

"Okay, I'm going to shoot you in the fucking knees if you don't get out of here now" The second guard says coldly, his green eyes freezing into a murderous glare

"Hey calm down, she's just joking Steve" Jeffy says getting between me and him, holding his arms out "Run, Press the button" he mummers

*Ding*
cont

>>42037441
I hear the elevator doors open behind me as the carnival music starts up. The secretary whimpers and cries, rubbing her forehead as she looks at the button. Steve gets into Jeffy's face and starts screaming at him, mostly shouting several variations of fucks. Snuggles doesn't seem to notice or care about what's going on, humming happily along to the tune as Jeffy tries to calm down his coworker

What do I do?
[] step into the elevator
[] taunt Steve more
[] use my powers
[] leave, flipping steve off
[] Press the button, because fuck it lets make this mess bigger
[] Let Smiles touch Jeffy
[] write in

>>42037500
>[] step into the elevator

>>42037500
>step into the elevator

>>42037500
>[] step into the elevator
>[] taunt Steve more

>>42037500
>[] step into the elevator

>>42037500
[] step into the elevator

>>42037441
>"Sucking cock?"..."trust me, I've read your resume, and all it talked about was an unending desire for dicks"

How is it that the MC is best girl in a HM quest?

>>42037500
>[] step into the elevator
Kockout gass the lobby

>>42037500
>[] step into the elevator
>[] taunt Steve more
Go ahead and shoot. I'm sure the press would love this clusterfuck of a story. As would mother.

Well, I think that's my dinner bell to get out of here before I end up getting shot in the knees, or someplace worse. I hum to myself, as I slowly, ever so slowly take a step back into the elevator, pressing the red button with a picture of the two sides of the doors and arrows pointing to eachother, as snuggles looks around in awe, reaching for the lights in the ceiling.

The doors slowly begin to close, and Steve sees me, and I'm pretty sure I see him pop a vein or two. I smile smugly and wave to him tauntingly as he pulls his sidearm from his hip and pushes jeffy aside.

The doors close and seal tight, as I hear five muffled gunshots, followed by the pinging sound of their ricocheting back as a very girly shriek screams out before a wailing siren begins to fill the small room I'm in.

I sigh, and then smile with a chuckle, okay now this is a party, a timed mission before the boss encounter comes in and kicks my teeth in, okay I can do this, just need to figure out my objective.

Where do I go? (ordered in how much security they have)
[] breakroom
[] garage
[] roof
[] supplies
[] meeting room
[] testing
[] "Testing"
[] my room
[] moms office
[] write in

>>42037803
>[] moms office

>>42037803
>[] supplies
[] my room
[] testing
[] "Testing"
Engage stealthy invis, fuck around trying to find thier ultra, grab anything we miss from our room, check the expiriments, then fuck off home

>>42037803
>Mom's office
>Standby to turn the floor into lava with every step

>>42037803
>[] moms office

>>42037803
>[] testing
>[] "Testing"

>>42037803
>[] my room
>[] testing
>[] "Testing"

>>42037803
>[] supplies
They will expect us to go to our room.

>>42037803
>[] supplies
>[] testing
activate invisibility, create a bubble around us that makes it so our body heat doesn't get out, and levitate.

>>42037803
>[] my room
>[] moms office

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>>42037856
>>42037971
>>42037971
Do you even read?

>>42038088
Would be rude to not visit our mother, anon.

>Voting to go to the highest security area.
This is how we lost our legs.

Eh why not just skip to the finale floor and finish the dungeon in on fell swoop and I need to stop thinking in game terms, much less fun to think about than the usual stuff that fills my mind, though it's still entertaining for a while.

Now lets see, which one is the button that sends me to Mom's office again? Oh right, the one with that big toothy grin on it, don't know why she puts all these cartooning pictures on these instead of numbers, but I guess it makes sense to her somehow, or maybe it's just all a joke.

*Ding*

the music stops as the elevator shudders to a stop, shaking as it slowly grinds against the walls, making a horrible noise that feels like it's raping my ears

"UNAUTHORIZED ATTEMPTED ACCESS TO RESTRICTED ACESS DETECTED, ALERTING ON SIGHT SECURITY!"

And another siren joins the fucking annoying festive of noises before.

"Access authorized, note from administrator... a talk is needed, punishment awaits"

And then the Elevator shoots upwards, making me scream as it rockets up its shaft..hehehe

"Ooof" I gasp as I fall to the tiled floor of the elevator, my arms and legs spread out as my stomach twists and turns around trying to strangle itself.

What do I do?
[]Try to stand 1d20
[] use my powers
[] try to press the stop button
[]Call amazonia/ Marcia
[] write in

>>42038176
>I'm a cowardly shit afraid of challenge and excitement
Good god am I glad faggots like you didn't shit up early ASQ for us

>>42038209
>[] use my powers
drop the floor of the elevator, extend arms to grab the shaft

>>42038209
>[] use my powers
>Use our powers to balance out the momentum so we can stand in the elvator and make sure Snuggles is alright

>>42038209
>[] use my powers
>slow the elevator steadily
>check on Snuggles.

>>42038230
I am going to enjoy watching you suffer.

>>42038209
>[] use my powers
>increase your own strength to stand up and hold Snuggles safely

>>42038287
Nothing could happen here I wpould dislike though, so you're kinda out of luck kid

>>42038209
>[] use my powers
Trigger the elevator brakes or the fireman's service setting in the elevator.

>>42038287
I'm going to enjoy watching you impotently rage at other people having fun in a way you don't like.

>>42038209
>[] use my powers
>become a puddle for Snuggles to swim in

>>42038230
Didn't someone say this exact thing shortly before we lost our legs?

>>42038209
>Speed up time in the elevator so its constant ascent is manageable from our point of view.

>>42038459
Not really, no.

And you seem to continue to suffer under that strange delusion that the leg losing thing was something horrible, when in reality it was a interesting development that most people actually enjoyed.
Its pretty much only a few hugboxy kids like you who got so salty about it.

>>42038459
Not as far as I remember.
The legs thing was great though, both the emotional impact and because it enabled the noble sacrifice with Amanda later.

>>42038510
>the noble sacrifice with Amanda later.
Which accomplished what?

>>42038459
That you manage to still be mad after all this time is hilarious.

>>42038557
You'd probably know if you wouldn't be blinded by all your rage tears and could read the story.

>>42038559
Not mad, just surprised that we are making the same mistake again.

>>42038557
it made Amanda an actual whole purpose, so we don't have to sacrifice her to save Pink Reaper AKA Charlotte's mom

I groan, feeling nauseous as snuggles makes a variety of worried and terrified chittering noises as it wraps its tentacles under my shoulders and clings to me making a concerned and whimpering warbling. I need.. I need to stop this thing. I raise my hands and slap them on the floor as I try to grab onto any idea besides vomiting my lunch everywhere.

I could take out the floor and grab onto the shaft..eheheehe. but Snuggles might get stuck on something and get hurt, then I could to overide the commands, but I don't know really how I'm supposed to do that without just frying the entire system, I could put the brakes on, but what if the sudden stop does something to Snuggles? I could make myself stronger and hold snuggles safetly, or I could just say fuck it and become a puddle.

I groan sickly as I try to keep my stomach where it is, as heave and gasp for fresher air.

The elevator stops, and so does my stomach. I groan weakly as I slowly sit up, waiting for my organs to catch up with me as I feel like I'm about to throw up, even worse than before.

*Zriiiing*
I open my eyes, and see my mother sitting at her desk, surrounded by some weird kind of purple field as she puts down a remote, and smiles smugly.

I glare at her and stand to try and get over to her.

"Oh don't try anything Amelia" She says coldly as she holds her hands together and stares at me "I'm sitting on the world's largest nullifer, I doubt even your powers could work inside it, but glad to see you aren't dead I suppose, it'd be a waste if you were"

"Hello mother" I say

"What...what the...okay ignoring the strange creature piggy backing on you" She says rubbing her eyes, which have dark bags under them now "See, I was expecting you to come crawling back, whimpering and whining as you always do, but I see I was wrong now, and you actually have some kind of mockery of a spine, not that it matters, you're your own woman now, so
cont

>>42038593
>mistake

>>42038622
good thing we brought something that was originally a huge monster.

>>42038622
Wait, if she's nullifying out powers, does snuggles get big again?

>>42038622
Well, i am all for tearing this bitch down any way we can

>>42038692
the field is just around her, not the entire office.

>>42038692
Snuggles was warped, even with our powers nullified he shouldn't get big, its not like we are supressing his bigness.
His body is actuially small now. Its a nullifier not a reverser.

>>42038622
I should worry or coddle for you anymore, but I still love you, so I'll give you one chance to apologize for you...harsh words, before I call overwatch on you, think of it as a harsh lesson in how life will fuck you, hmm?"

I...is mom angry, I've n..never seen her angry before. I feel my legs shake as I try to stand my ground and not just cower or press the button to send me back to the lobby or just away from here, I mean I have the powers of a god I shouldn't be scared of her.

What do I say?
[] sorry
[] You're a bitch
[] Laugh
[] *Use my powers*
[] *walk back into the elevator, and leave*
[] Yo..you're bluffing
[]S..stop it you're scarring snuggles.
[] write in

>>42038713
And your plan for that is?

>>42038747
>[] sorry

>>42038747
>[] You're a bitch
Fuck you, Fuck your nullifer, This will never make me love you.

>>42038747
>[] sorry
>But I'm not gonna work for you mom. You gave me a lot, but its mine now. And I will do with it what I want. You can't scare me anymore.

>>42038747
>[]sorry

>>42038747
>"Remember my favorite game when I was a kid?"
>Turn the entire floor around her into Lava, as far into the field as possible.

>>42038747
>[] sorry

>>42038747
>[] sorry
> This is snuggles, by the way

>>42038747
>[] sorry
>[]It was a kneejerk reaction.

>>42038747
>[] sorry
>Still not going to work for you though.
>if she objects, show her just how big snuggles used to be.

>>42038747
>[] sorry
>[] Offer to make it up to her.

>>42038747
>[] Laugh
>[] sorry
>It was a kneejerk reaction.
>But I'm not gonna work for you mom. You gave me a lot, but its mine now. And I will do with it what I want.

>>42038747
>[]sorry
Fuck your damn street signs captcha!

>>42038747
>[] sorry

>>42038747
>[] sorry
>[]offer to work for her

>>42038747
>[]sorry

I stare down at my feet, remembering what exactly Overwatch had done over the years, I mean she could be bluffing, she used to be a supervillain after all, but then again she's also the only one who knows how to make nullifiers the right way, so it wouldn't be out of question for her to have some strong connections with that kind of power right, I mean I..I don't..don't think I could take Overwatch and whoever decides to respond to the call the secretary put in.

"Sorry" I say meekly staring at my feet "sorry for calling you the worst mother in history"

"Mhmm, and I think you're still forgetting something" She says, smiling smugly as she leans back in her chair, kicking her legs up on her desk as she does so

"And a bitch" I mummer

"good girl" She says calmly "You can leave now"

Snuggles hugs me from behind, humming worriedly behind me on my back.

What do I do?
[] leave
[] stay standing there
[] Fuck it, I don't care. stream of insults
[] Use my powers
[] write in

>>42038936
>[] leave

>>42038936
>[] leave
tfw idiots vote for the stupidest option then make the character a little bitch.

>>42038936
>[] leave
Plan to destroy this building

>>42038936
>[] stay standing there

>>42038936
>I'm not your lackey mom.
>[] stay standing there

>>42038962
Meh, we did the apology to keep overwatch off our ass, still stupid as fuck to go right to her office

>>42038936
>[] leave

>>42038936
>[] leave

>>42038936
>Can I at least have some of the stuff from my room?

>>42038936
>"Oh, and for this."
>Turn the entire floor of the building into lava (including walls and ceiling), break the elevator, and jump out through a hole in the wall.

>>42039003
I didn't care about overwatch, I'm mostly disappointed the "I'm not going to work for you" didn't make it in.
I just didn't feel like holding up some silly grudge with her.

>>42038936
>[] leave
>[] Can I get some stuff from my room?

>>42038936
>[] leave
go to our room, grab some possessions, leave the area

>>42038936
>go get your stuff out of your room. Your precious porn collection must be saved

>>42039022
Ya know what, fuck you pussies. This.

PLOT OR BUST

>>42039031
Saying your sorry doesn't count if you include a but.

>>42039031
I just want to destroy the business, preferably very destructively

>>42039061
Its not a but though. She can be sorry about what she said and still say she isn't going to work for her by default.

>>42038936
>[] leave
>[] say you will make our up to her.

>>42038936
>[] leave
Get some stuff from our room.

>>42038936
>[] leave
>[] go clear our internet history and hope she hasn't checked.

I nod slowly, and slink back into the elevator, my mother waving at me with a smile on her face as she turns off the nulifier she was sitting on as I feel myself slowly descend away from the office, feeling hollow for some reason as I frown and continue staring at my feet, as Snuggles pushes my cheek, trying to get a reaction as I clench my fists and feel a burning behind my eyes before I sigh and slump down to the floor.

Okay, I just need to get out of here before the super they called earlier gets here.

What do I do?
[] use my powers
[] get out of here
[] Get my stuff from my room, I NEED IT
[] Hug snuggles
[] call Amazonia/ Marcia
[] Call Morty/ Moriarty
[] write in

>>42038936
Guys, we can make the building collapse, we can set the entire floor on fire, we can release a gas that has a pretty good chance of outright cancelling her nullifier field, why the fuck are we pussying out right now?

We have her beat eight ways from sunday, all she has is a nullifier and a bluff.

>>42039172
>[] Get my stuff from my room, I NEED IT

>>42039172
>[] get out of here

>>42039172
>Walk out of the building
>Turn the foundations of the building into wax

>>42039172
>[] Get my stuff from my room, I NEED IT

>>42039172
>[] Get my stuff from my room, I NEED IT
Then turn the entire bottom floor of the building into sand

>>42039172
>[] get out of here
>[] Hug snuggles

>>42039172
[] get out of here
[] Get my stuff from my room, I NEED IT
[] Hug snuggles
Wreck the building after

>>42039184
>, why the fuck are we pussying out right now?
Because I have no interest in doing any of these things.
If we take revenge on mom, it would have to be something far better than that.
Buy the company out from under her ass and make her work for us, gather dirt on her operations while being hired by her and then ruin its public image.
Just destroying and killing is easy and boring to me.

>>42039172
>[] Get my stuff from my room, I NEED IT

>>42039184
Dont want to chance it

>>42039238
>>42039213
Oh look the samefags are here.

>>42039255
>>42039238
>>42039213
Doing it afterwards just proves we are too spineless to defy her to her face. Do it there or don't do it at all.

>>42039172
>[] Get my stuff from my room, I NEED IT
I wonder if she reactivated our credit card or not.

>>42039276
No, they arent

>>42039283
I voted to do it there.
>>42039257
We've got infinite cosmic power, and you want to take the slow, boring route of corporate management? How 'bout no, mmkay? We don't HAVE to go that route.

>>42039172
>[] Get my stuff from my room, I NEED IT
Now we can finally get internet without having to fear her tracking us down.

>>42039172
>[] Get my stuff from my room, I NEED IT
>[] Hug snuggles
>[] get out of here
>[] Call Morty/ Moriarty

>>42039257
I like this idea. Ruin her slowly.

>>42039285
If she did we are draining that card

>>42039172
>[] use my powers
>[] get out of here
Turn invisible so we don't get smacked like a bitch.

>>42039320
>We don't HAVE to go that route.
We don't have to no, but dismantling her actual company hurts her far more than destroying one building.

>>42039325
Why slowly, though? We could literally just kill her off and smile as we watch her company crumble without a way to successfully make nullifiers.

>>42039172
>[] teleport out

>>42039341
How about killing her? I don't think she even cares about the company that much, she cares about control. If you want to hurt her, get her out of her nullifier fields, then make her into a pet goldfish.

>>42039320
>How 'bout no, mmkay?
Your age needs to be double digits to post on 4chan.

>>42039320
We don't have infinite power. We can change everything we can touch. while not a bad power, not exactly great.

Plus we got a passenger. Do you really want Snuggles to get hurt?

>>42039350
I'm pretty sure that more people then just her know how to make the nullifier. Otherwise she would have to physically be there for the manufacturing of them.

Besides, we could OWN the nullifiers, and make sure that we can turn them off whenever.

>>42039172
>[] get out of here

>>42039376
If only your IQ had the same requirement.

>>42039350
>We could literally just kill her off
Thats still just a assumptiom on your part, we don't know what she can do.
And collapsing the building would be so unpersonal.

>>42039370
>How about killing her?
Why though?

>she cares about control
Which is eaxactly why taking away control over her company, and everything else, away from her would work so well.

She might be a condescending bitch, but she still gave us these sweet powers, she deserves experiencing them

>>42039415
>Why though?
Edgelords are using our fake mom to vent their anger over their real mom insisting they get a job.

Rolled 3 (1d3)

But before I do that, I need to get my things from my room, it's been fun staying in the bunker, but there's nothing to do in there besides watch the news since we lost the remote a few days ago, or mess around with myself or something else to kill the boredom. I sigh and press the button with a big E scratched onto it with a knife, pretty sure morty did.

*Ding*

I sigh sadly as I watch the floor number move up one, before the door slides open, I drag my feet across the floor to my room at the end of my hall, and open the door, walking into the dark room, still a complete mess as before, I quickly grab my things and stuff them in a bag, making sure my laptop is safe and secure before I pack everything else in and put the duffled bag's bands over my shoulder as I walk down and press the button with a L scratched into it, also Morty's work.

*ding*

Snuggles pats my head gently with one of its arm tentacles, chirping almost motherly as I walk past steve, now in handcuffs and gags as Jeffy sleeps in the chair next to him, with a badage on his cheek.

I shake my head and push the door opens with my foot, the cold air washing over me as the sirens continue to blare as the snow slowly falls around me like so many torn pieces of paper, or ashes.

>>42039511
>Rolled 3 (1d3)
For what?

>>42039511
And no hero? I look around, expecting a punch the face any moment as I stand awkwardly in the snow. I shrug and start to walk past the snow covered bushes lining the stairs as I hear a voice shout out from down the street as a strange fog slowly fills the streets, pooling around my heels

"MIASMA!!!" The voice laughs, distorted by some kind of voice modifier

And then I realizes the streets are basically empty, not a single soul besides me, snuggles, and the fucker shouting at the top of his lungs.

This usually means there's a super fight going on,or about to.

What do I do?
[] follow the shout
[] keep walking
[] Call Marcia or Morty
[] Go somewhere else
[] use my powers
[] write in

>>42039557
>[] Teleport home.

>>42039557
>Use my powers
>Breathe purple miasma
>Turn it into acid capable of eating concrete, make yourself immune

>>42039557
>[] follow the shout
>[] Call Marcia or Morty
Lets just gin this fucker for stealling our thing and go home and plot

>>42039555
random encounter

>>42039557
>[] keep walking
>[] use my powers
Make the air around us clean, push back the miasma to keep Snuggles safe.

>>42039557
[] follow the shout

>>42039557
>[] follow the shout
>[] use my powers
>turn the fog into regular water and give snuggles the ability to swim/fly in it

>>42039557
>[] follow the shout
>[] use my powers
>Make the air around us clean, push back the miasma to keep Snuggles safe.

>>42039557
>[] follow the shout
>[] use my powers
>figure out what the fog does and neutralize it

I better check it out, just to be safe, and maybe find something to beat to raise my self esteem a little bit. Still, if this guy is calling himself Miasma, it might be best if I take some precautions to make sure my little snuggles doesn't get hurt or anything. I take a deep breath a let it out, a stream of purple fog billowing out past my lips and surrounding me, cleaning the air around me and snuggles, who bats at the fog curiously. the miasma slowly recedes as I walk forward, my fog keeping me safe as I keep breathing it out, a small stream constantly flowing from my lips as I walk down the empty, ghost town seeming street, as the light grey fogs fills the streets infront of me.

I see a women crawling along the street, coughing weakly before she lies down, groaning in pain.

I turn and see a figure walking towards me, cackling madly as it walks towards me.

"Ooooh someone has finally come to stop my reign of terror, THE TYRANNY OF MIASMA?" It asks, who ever it is, they need a better voice modifer, I can hear the voice cracking from here, guessing this is some kid who's going through puberty or something"Hmm, what are you? Overwatch? Northside guardians, Atlantic defenders , Boston Brawlers?!"

I smirk, ooooh this is gonna be fun

What do I say?
[] FOOL, YOU DARE TAKE THE GREAT MIASMA'S NAME?!
[] Yeah, I'm overwatch, and I'ma kick your ass, then watch you get fucked in the ass
[] Suuuuuuuure
[] Nah, I'm wonderland
[] Not.A.Hero
[]Bitch please, do you know what I could do to you with a snap?
[] Gimme as second, yeah Amazonia. want to help me with something
[] .......*keep walking, and past him*
[] write

>>42039833
>[] Nah, I'm wonderland
>keep walking past him

>>42039833
>[] FOOL, YOU DARE TAKE THE GREAT MIASMA'S NAME?!
>I'ma kick your ass, then watch you get fucked in the ass

>>42039833
[] Nah, I'm wonderland
[] Not.A.Hero
[] .......*keep walking, and past him*

>>42039833
>[] FOOL, YOU DARE TAKE THE GREAT MIASMA'S NAME?!
>send a heavier miasma against him that crytalizes on contact with sweat
Just petrify him

>>42039833
>"Hi, I'm Wonderland. I'm having a bad day, so please don't take this personally."
>Proceed to suffocate him
Anyone want to try turning him into a flying squirrel that can live in Treefucker?

>>42039833
>[] FOOL, YOU DARE TAKE THE GREAT MIASMA'S NAME?!

>>42039833
>[] Nah, I'm wonderland
>[] Not.A.Hero
>Clear the air around the woman

>>42039833
>[] FOOL, YOU DARE TAKE THE GREAT MIASMA'S NAME?!
>[] Nah, I'm wonderland and I'ma kick your ass, then watch you get fucked in the ass
>turn his own fog acidic

>>42039833
>[] Not.A.Hero
Then turn the mist to regular water

>>42039833
> [] Nah, I'm wonderland
>"Power based on air? Boy, I hope it doesn't get windy."
>Send a relatively strong gust of wind through the area, blowing the miasma away

>>42039833
>>42040024
changing to
>[] FOOL, YOU DARE TAKE THE GREAT MIASMA'S NAME?!
>[] Nah, I'm wonderland and I'ma kick your ass, then watch you get fucked in the ass
>send a heavier miasma against him that crytalizes on contact with sweat
>Clear the air around the woman
Forgot about the women

>>42040021
adding
>Clear the whole place of all that fog.
>send a heavier miasma against him that crytalizes on contact with sweat.

>>42039833
>Nah, fuck this, you have better things to do. Make a glock in your hand and shoot the shit out of him.

"Nah, not a member of any of those tossers" I say calmly as I walk forward, as Snuggles chitters and chatters behind my back, "I'm wonderland"

"W..wonderland, what, do you expect I THE GREAT AND MIGHTY MIASMA, MASTER OF MISTS, To know some two bit group like that or even notice them?!" He shouts, his voice modifier barely hiding his real voice beneath itself as I walk past him "w...wait, aren't you are hero, who has come to do battle with one as great as I?"

"Why would I do that?" I ask, turning my head to look at him, making my purple eyes flash for a second as I do so "Don't see anything here worth my time, to be honest, unless you know someone I can have some fun with"

I get a good look at him as he stares at me, mouth agape. He's wearing a skull mask, with four valves and tubes running out of the mouth, with black lenses over the eyes, he has tanks tied to his back, and the rest of him is covered in some kind of form fitting suit...which tells me he doesn't have much down low.

I smirk and turn, and keep walking.

"FOOL, you and your thing do not know who you are dealing with!" He shouts stamping his foot in the ground "I AM MIASMA, THE GREAT WASTER OF LUNGS, THE ROTTER OF BODIES"

Oh god don't tell me this is going to be a thing now, I am not in the mood for someone on a power trip. Unless that person is me, Marcia, or good looking.

"FOOL" I shout turning around, pointing at him accusingly, eh might as well have some fun with this "DO YOU NOT RECOGNIZE YOUR BETTER, AND YOU DARE TAKE THE NAME OF THE GREAT MIASMA!?"

"What?" He asks, looking around and around him "am..am I getting punked or soemthing?"

"Nah, just joking, names is wonderland, no part of wonderland you fucking brainless fuck wit" I say laughing "And I am in a very foul mood, and so is snuggles, anyways I'm about to ruin your fucking day"

He points his finger out me, taking a very dramatic pose, crouch with one leg as he takes a long step with the other, bending back.

cont

>>42040122
We didn't take item creation.

>>42040160
Is... He trying to do a Jojo pose? It sounds like he's trying to do a Jojo pose.

>>42040160
"YOU WILL REGRET SAYING THAT WONDERLAND, YOU HAVE NO MASK, YOUR WONDER SHALL FADE AS I TURN YOUR MIND INTO JELLY, PERHAPS GRAPE JELLY!!!" He shouts laughing as he turns the valves on his mask and throws his hands out

What do I do?
[] Play along with it
[] Kick him in the balls 1d20
[] Use my powers *clear his fog, save the woman, mess with his fog some way, Make myself look like a monster, "Breath" fire, fuck with him*
[] call Someone
[] Continue acting dramatic
[] yawn
[] write in

>>42040205
Everyone should at somepoint

>>42040215
>[] Use my powers *clear his fog, save the woman
>Look, kid, I'm really not in the mood for your little power trip.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>42040215
>[] Kick him in the balls 1d20

>>42040215
>[] Continue acting dramatic
>use my powers
>save the women
>breath out our own mist and turn his tanks into rocks

>>42040215
>[] Use my powers *clear his fog, save the woman, mess with his fog some way, Make myself look like a monster, "Breath" fire, fuck with him*
Kick the shit out of him, slag his gear, call the police

>>42040215
>[] Continue acting dramatic
>save the woman, mess with him
> drive away his mist with ours, rapidly age him

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>42040215
[] Use my powers *clear his fog, save the woman,
[] Continue acting dramatic
[] Kick him in the balls 1d20

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>42040215
>[] Continue acting dramatic
>[] Use my powers *clear his fog, melt his clothes, make snuggles normal sized*
>[] Kick him in the balls 1d20

>>42040215
>[] Use my powers save the woman
>turn his fog around him into a ball of water and let Snuggles loose in it

>>42040215
>>42040292
changing to
>>42040337

You know, I should at least try to cheer myself up, and what better way to do so then fucking with a little power tripping shit like this? I throw my arm outwards, swiping it to the left with a flourish as I look down at him disdainfully.

"YOU THINK YOU CAN OVERPOWER I, WHO WHEN COMPARED TO YOU IS A GREAT DISASTER, NOT SOME POWER MAD MORTAL MAN!?!" I shout as his fog vanishes, replaced with clean air that's probably better than the usual air around here, I hear the woman gasp and cough, as she stands up and stumbles down the streets, panting as she goes. I smile, another good dead I can tarnish with a bad one without worrying about karma.

He throws his hands out as he turns his valve, mist leaving it and changing color as it touches his hands, before it fades away as he looks around, in his tight suit painted to look like fog almost.

"Wh..what did you just do?" He asks holding finger up in question

What do I say?
[] Warped reality, isn't it simple, isn't it cool??!!!
[] Nothing?
[] Controlled the winds of course, fufufufufu
[]Tell me, have you even seen any breasts that weren't two dimensional?
[] What? I thought you wanted to fight, come on where's that liveliness you were showing mere seconds agooo
[] What, nothing changed, by the way, want a cigarette? Beer?
[] going to kick your ass
[] writ ein

>>42040480
>[] Warped reality, isn't it simple, isn't it cool??!!!
>[]Tell me, have you even seen any breasts that weren't two dimensional?
>[] What? I thought you wanted to fight, come on where's that liveliness you were showing mere seconds agooo

>>42040480
>[] Nothing?
>[] What? I thought you wanted to fight, come on where's that liveliness you were showing mere seconds agooo

>>42040480
>[] Controlled the winds of course, fufufufufu
>[]Tell me, have you even seen any breasts that weren't two dimensional?

>>42040480
>I cleaned the air before you hurt my precious Snuggles.
>[]Tell me, have you even seen any breasts that weren't two dimensional?

>>42040480
>[] Nothing?
>[] What? I thought you wanted to fight, come on where's that liveliness you were showing mere seconds agooo

>>42040480
>I cleaned the air before you hurt my precious Snuggles, and that woman too.
>[] Tell me, have you even seen any breasts that weren't two dimensional?
>[] What? I thought you wanted to fight, come on where's that liveliness you were showing mere seconds agooo

>>42040480
>[] Controlled the winds of course, fufufufufu
>[] What? I thought you wanted to fight, come on where's that liveliness you were showing mere seconds agooo

>>42040480
>OH COME ON, YOU WERE TALKING ALL THAT GOOD SHIT A SECOND AGO! THEN I FUCKING WARPED YOUR REALITY! WHAT'S WRONG? JUST BRING YOUR MIASMA BACK! SUMMON UP YOUR DEMONS! HIT ME! FIGHT ME! GIVE ME A HUG!

>>42040480
>[]Tell me, have you even seen any breasts that weren't two dimensional?
[] going to kick your ass

I tilt my head, as I realize just how much I can fuck with him, only a handful of people know what I can do, so why not fuck around with a few people before they find out, besides I need plenty of cheering up today.

"Nothing?" I say smiling as I cover my face with my right hand as I giggle in a very dignified way as Snuggles pulls at my hair, trying to get my attention "besides control the winds of course, but that is a simple matter, for simple people"

"Ah, I see, my first true challenge I find within you" he says adopting a fake looking martial arts stance "should have known only a natural force could clear my smog, hmhmhmhm, this is going to be.....difficult to overcome...this is a bad idea isn't it"

"Whaaaat?' I say leaping to the side, as he swings wildly at me, spitting a stream of some foul neon blue liquid at me from his mask "I thought you wanted to fight, come on where's that liveliness you were showing mere seconds agoo"

"Ah, MIASMA WAS MERELY DISTRACTING YOU TO ATTEMPT TO STRIKE WHILE YOUR GUARD WAS" He says smacking his scrawny chest with his open hand

"Tell me the truth here, Mi mi, have you ever seen any breasts that weren't of the two dimensional variety?" I ask teasingly as I lean close to him, causing him to stumble back in shock, covering the tubes running from his mask

"What...er of..of course I have" He says nervously "I HAVE MANY A HAREM You..you see"
I smirk and shake my head, causing him to lower his head, and raise his arms, smog flowing from the valves on his skull mask

What do i dO?
[] walk away
[] use my powers
[] dodge 1d20
[] Ball kick 1d20
[] tease him
[] Oh by the way, my friend should be here in a minute or two if I know her right....
[] mess around
[] write in

>>42040765
>[] use my powers
>turn the miasma in his tanks into water and give him tits
>[] walk away

>>42040765
"Say, you wanna guess what my favorite game was when I was little?"

>>42040765
>[] Oh by the way, my friend should be here in a minute or two if I know her right....
Based on that reaction, I REALLY want to see how he reacts to her.

>>42040765
>[] use my powers
> trap him in a water sphere and let snuggles lose on him
>[] Oh by the way, my friend should be here in a minute or two if I know her right....

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>42040765
[] Ball kick 1d20
[] tease him
[] Oh by the way, my friend should be here in a minute or two if I know her right....

>>42040839
This. The Floor is Lava can become a signature move of Wonderland.
So that we can then catch people completely off guard when we don't use it.

>>42040765
>[] use my powers
> turn the miasma in the tank into a large orb of breathable water and let snuggles loose on him.
>[] Oh by the way, my friend should be here in a minute or two if I know her right....

>>42040765
>[] use my powers
> turn the miasma in the tank into a large orb of breathable water and let snuggles loose on him.
>[] Oh by the way, my friend should be here in a minute or two if I know her right....

I smile, making sure smiles is safely secure on my back with a tug on its leg tentacles, making it chatter irritatedly.

"Say, wanna guess what my favorite game was when I was little?" I ask smiling smugly as I twist my foot around on the asphault.

"Dodge ball?" He asks as a cloud of Miasma flies towards me

"Floor is Lava!" I SHOUT as I leap into the air, and stamp my feet down, ignite the road and melting it into slag, turning it into a flow of lava that glows and crackles as Miasma takes to the skies, fiddling with his valves as he clings to a light post, shaking.

"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?" he shouts with a whimper "You didn't say you could"

"Could what?" I ask "oh by the way, my friend should be here in a minute or two if I know her right"

"Errrr, can I possibly offer you a position by my side when I make the country of Miasmatha?" he asks sheepishly and weekly as Snuggles snaps its jaws and takes a breath "ehehe"

What do I say?
[] give up before you get hurt okay?
[] Suuuure, but only if you're my bitch, come here, let me touch ya
[] Ooooh, my friend wouldn't be happy about that, and she'd tear you in half for saying that
[] that was cheating, DISQUALIFIED!!!!!!!!
[]Mmmhmmmm, no
[] write in

>>42041038
[]Mmmhmmmm, no
[] Ooooh, my friend wouldn't be happy about that, and she'd tear you in half for saying that
so
[] give up before you get hurt okay?

>>42041038
>[] Ooooh, my friend wouldn't be happy about that, and she'd tear you in half for saying that
>[]Mmmhmmmm, no
>[] give up before you get hurt okay?

>>42041038
>[] Ooooh, my friend wouldn't be happy about that, and she'd tear you in half for saying that
>[] that was cheating, DISQUALIFIED!!!!!!!!
>turn him into a baloon animal

>>42041038
>"Ya know, I'm trying to figure out what to turn you into. I mean, I turned Treefucker into a tree, and Snuggles here was some giant squid out in the bay who turned out to be super adorable, but I really don't know what to make you...Maybe a bumble bee?"

>>42041038
>[] Ooooh, my friend wouldn't be happy about that, and she'd tear you in half for saying that
>[] that was cheating, DISQUALIFIED!!!!!!!!

>>42041038
>[] Ooooh, my friend wouldn't be happy about that, and she'd tear you in half for saying that
>[] that was cheating, DISQUALIFIED!!!!!!!!
>turn him into a baloon animal

>>42041109
Second

"Oooooh" I say faking a wince as I walk over the rapidly recooling lava "my friend wouldn't be happy about that, and she's not the kind to make angry, she'd tear you in half for hearing that"

"W...wait what, tear me in...exactly what kind of heroes are you?" he asks as he struggles to stay up on the street light

"Never said I was" I say shrugging as I twirl around on the spot "Not even in costume, but anyways, I've seen her rip a mans spine out of his back for looking at her funny"

Miasma makes a squeaking noise, and bunches up into a ball on the street light, as Snuggles watches him intently, not moving an inch on my back.

"Oh and by the way, what you did there, was cheating, aren't allowed to fly in the floor is lava so you are DISQUALIFIED!!!" I shout stamping my foot on the ground, shaking the area around me and him, causing him to gasp again

"Out of my league here aren't I...say if I give you a hundred bucks, would you leave me alone?" he asks holding a finger up "it's all I got on me"

What do I do?
[] remove street light
[] Demand more
[] Tease him
[] tell you what I actually am able to do, laughing
[] Demand something else from him
[] write in

>>42041241
>[] remove street light

>>42041241
>Hows about you work for me hmm?

>>42041241
>[] Demand something else from him
Take an ear.

>>42041241
>"Oh, you are TOTALLY out of your league. But you might be useful. How 'bout you give me your cell phone number, I let you go, then I call you in when I need a body? Might even be lucrative, if you do a good job."

>>42041241
>[] tell you what I actually am able to do, laughing
>[] remove street light

>>42041241
>[] Demand something else from him
I collect people, what do you want to be collected as.

>>42041241
>[] Tease him
>Tell you what, kid, I'm feeling generous. How about to grovel at my feet a bit, begging for forgiveness.
>make the ground normal, just pretty hot and uncomfortable.

>>42041285
>>42041289
What would he even do for us? He's completly useless.

>>42041241
>[] remove street light

>>42041241
>[] remove street light
>[] Demand more
>[] Tease him
>[] tell you what I actually am able to do, laughing
>still if you made that apparatus, I may have a place for you under me..... Not like that pervo.

>>42041241
>"baloon or bumble bee, pick now" 3..2....1.
if he doesn't pick
>[] remove street light

>>42041241
>[] remove street light
>turn the lava back into stone at the last moment
>[] tell you what I actually am able to do, laughing

>>42041333
Distraction miasma. He actually does have a really good crowd control power. It's great for keeping an entire building hostage or on lockdown while we focus on other shit.

>>42041400
>He actually does have a really good crowd control power.
We can just do that ourself and wouldn't even need to focus on it. Just spit that stuff out, done.

Solar got a more useful power than that.

>>42041400
>He actually does have a really good crowd control power.
No, no he really doesn't.
Even assuming he has enough control to spread it through a entire building.

>>42041427
Look, we only have so much go juice before we run out. If we delegate tasks to others, we can focus on doing other shit without having to micromanage hostages like he can. Face it, with him a bank job would be easy, since he'd handle the people and we'd handle the vault. No fuss, no muss, no dealing with heroes.

>>42041458
>we only have so much go juice before we run out
Actually not, we got basically as much as we need, we literally produce it.

>Face it, with him a bank job would be easy
It would already be.

>>42041458
A bank job would be trivially easy for us. Besides having no need for one, but thats besides the point.

>>42041482
actually, we have gotten headaches from using our powers too much, so there is an ill-defined limit.

>>42041482
Did you miss the part where changing too many things in a day left us almost completely unable to function in previous threads?

Also, why are you so adverse to having people we can just boss around for an extra level of laziness.

>>42041482
We still have a limit according to Hm. We run out fairly fast actually. Remember the whole make self strong thing failing?

>>42041458
We could do a bank job solo before having a grip on our powers.

Your argument isn't very convincing to anyone I'm afraid.

>>42041517
Honestly, I just want someone to boss around on jobs. Collect Supervillains like Pokemon, ya know?

>>42041506
>Also, why are you so adverse
I'm not, I asked whats the point of keeping him around, and the answer was stupid.

>>42041513
>Remember the whole make self strong thing failing?
Yeah because we did it in the literally most inefficient and stupid way possible.
We have 'a' limit, but it actually gets less the more we use our power.

And frankly if we make a plan that relies on a complete chump like that, its time to come up with a better plan.

>>42041551
I understand the "transform and collect", but they want to let him go.
Not even transform him into anything funny. And thats just pointless.

I stare at him dully, as Snuggles tugs on my hair again, trying to get my attention once more. A hundred dollars? that isn't even pocket change, I'd never leave my room with even double that, what does he think I am? Poor?

"Not enough" I say flalty as I plant my hand on the street like, slowly willing it out of existence, the feel of it under my palm slowly fading away as it vanishes from reality, dropping Miasma in front of me "That's barely enough to by dinner, or at least the kind of dinner I likes...or my friend's eat...she is quite the big eater....er of PEOPLE ahahhaha"

Miasma stares at me, more like he's studying me than looking at me, he runs a hand along his valves and tubes, and another along the still steaming asphalt, before turning to where the streelight was mere moments before.

"You shouldn't have been able to do that" he says "you control elements, not reality"

"Actually" I say laughing manically as I hear familiar heavy footsteps running towards us, as well as a worried shouting asking if anyone was there, and if they needed help "I can do just that, what, why did ya think I called myself wonderland in the first place"

"Oh" He says calmly "ooooh...Oh my fuck that explains...so much, I knew my concoction couldn't be effected by mere wind this is fan...horrible...OH GOD YOU COULD KILL ME IN a..In aaaa...in aaa"

"Emily?" Amazonia asks as she slides pasts me, nearly stumbling over herself as she tries to stop herself with her hands, her paint looking like she put it on in a hurry as her brown skin glistens with sweat

"Oh what did you do now?" Marcia ask sounding equal parts worried and amused

"Please do not consume my flesh" Miasma says

"EMILY!!" Amazonia says angrily, still smiling as she looks down at me "what did you tell him"

What do I say?
[] Nothing
[] I just stretched the truth a little
[] didn't even tell him a thing about you.I was er.talking about Morty.
[] Just having some fun
[] what should I do with him?
[] write in

>>42041551
This convinced me.

>>42041241
[] Demand something else from him
> Hows about you work for me hmm?

>>42041582
>[] didn't even tell him a thing about you.I was er.talking about Morty.

>>42041582
>[] didn't even tell him a thing about you.I was er.talking about Morty.
>[] what should I do with him?

>>42041582
>[] didn't even tell him a thing about you.I was er.talking about Morty.
>[] what should I do with him?

>>42041582
>[] didn't even tell him a thing about you.I was er.talking about Morty.
>[] Just having some fun
>[] what should I do with him?
I was thinking he either works for me or gets turn into a balloon.

>>42041551
Thats sounds kinda boring to me. Just collect every random fuck just because?
With Treefucker we had a funny idea- But pretty clearly no one has one for this one.

>>42041582
>[] Just having some fun
>[] what should I do with him?

>>42041582
>[] Just having some fun
>[] what should I do with him?

>>42041621
>or

>>42041630
>A Wild SOLAR Appears!
>Go! Miasma!
>Miasma Used Poison Fog!
>It's not very effective
And meanwhile, we're sitting in the back with some popcorn. And a large soda.

>>42041700
>things that will never happen
He isn't gonna come to us fast enough for that to happen when we encounter other supers.

>>42041764
So we keep him in our pocket until we run into other supers. What's so difficult to grasp about pocket villains?

>>42041788
>What's so difficult to grasp about pocket villains?
The fact that no one made any effort to actually do that, and we wouldn't need to ask him to work for us if that were the plan.
Its a cute idea, but obviously not what the others have in mind who voted for asking him to work for us, because then we could have just transformed him and done that.

>>42041788
I think you just completly left the conversation and entered a completly different one.

No one voted for pocket supers, and someone asked whats the point of hiring him.
Pocket super doesn't need hiring.