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The ride to your parent's estate is not nearly as tense as the ride to the strange little artifact shop had been. It seems that much of the animosity between Mortia and Pratima has subsided, with the two chatting passively about just what it is Pratima intends to do now that she's properly equipped for adventure.

Evidently her plans revolve around a a ruin she's heard of to the northeast, in the mountains. She claims that the compound was originally of Hiacian make, but was used by both the ancient Rhynians and Hiacians. Her interest in the site stems from a rumor she heard from a Vatis friend, a Grandmaster, who's been recently doing research into the various experiments conducted by both Hiacians and Rhynians conducted during the wars leading up to Rhynia's collapse and Hiacia's demise. The facility was said to be a treasure trove of valuable data, but nobody has been quite able to locate it.

You listen in absentmindedly to their conversation but are more interested in your own artifacts, particularly the Phoenix Belt. According to the strange shopkeeper the belt will rip away fully half of your soul, storing it within the massive gemstone placed in the center of the elaborately decorated leather girdle. Should you die after wearing the belt, you will be resurrected no matter how severely you might have been wounded. However, the belt will only work once. It is burned away in the process.
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You've grown worried that the purchase might have been for naught, as the elaborate runic tattoos you've had inked up and down your forearms are intended to contain “life”, with the exact meaning of the “life” rune remaining unknown. If the rune for life actually means “soul”, then the enchantment you've placed upon yourself could prevent your soul from being tampered with. If that were the case, the belt would be rendered useless to you. Of course you could always give the Phoenix Belt to a companion, but you'd hoped to benefit personally from its power.

Your brooding is interrupted by the carriage coming to a lurching stop. Only moments later Stelios, one of your slaves and your designated driver, pulls the carriage door open for your half-sister. “Arrived at the lands of noble home Abdul-Hakim, we have.” To say that his Samjan was rough would be an understatement.

Addressing Stelios in Rhynian, you lightly correct him. “The word for a 'noble house' or dynasty in Samjan is actually 'rajavansa', not 'thora ghara'. A mistake anyone could've made.” In the interest of expediency, you neglect to mention his various and manifold grammatical errors.

Stelios sighs in frustration, his shoulders going slack. “I'll get it eventually, I'm sure.”

Before she leaves Pratima pulls you into a tight hug, a gesture which you return in kind. “Thanks for taking me with you, Mik. With the artifacts you've bought me, nothing can stand in the way of my eventual rise to fortune and fame. Just wait, by the time you return from Elaudia I'll be sitting on a pile of gold as tall as the Tower of Selepp.”

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The two of you separate, and as your half-sister busies herself climbing out of the carriage you respond. “I'll be looking forward to it, Pratima. Just do try not to get yourself killed.”

She responds to your concern with a melodramatic role of her eyes before passing through the gates of your family estate, leaving just you and Mortia in the carriage. You order Stelios to take you back to your own seaside villa, and with a deferential nod he closes the door. It's only moments later that the carriage jerks into motion.

>Try on the Phoenix Belt, to see if it will work.
>Investigate the Forest King's Crown, one of the other artifacts you bought.
>Start reading the book you purchased to pass the time, “The Cradle of Hiacia”.
>Ask Mortia if she's looking forward to the coming journey. You leave tomorrow, after all.
>Write-in

AWW SHIIIIIIT

I've been waiting for so long, Soma.

>>42110301
HE HAS RETURNED!

HAIL! HAIL! HAIL!

>>42110301
>>Investigate the Forest King's Crown, one of the other artifacts you bought.

>>42110345
>>42110264
>Using names or trips in this quest is heavily discouraged. While it is impossible for me to prevent you from doing so, I ask that you not. I will also not count any votes made while using names or trips.

>>42110264
I missed you soma-sempai!

>>42110301
>>Ask Mortia if she's looking forward to the coming journey. You leave tomorrow, after all.

>>42110301
>Investigate the Forest King's Crown, one of the other artifacts you bought.
>Ask Mortia if she's looking forward to the coming journey. You leave tomorrow, after all.
Idle chat while examining the artifact.

>>42110301
>Try on the Phoenix Belt, to see if it will work.
>>42110351
I remember the rules, forgot I had my name on still when voting.

>>42110301
>>Start reading the book you purchased to pass the time, “The Cradle of Hiacia”.
>>Ask Mortia if she's looking forward to the coming journey. You leave tomorrow, after all.

>>42110301
Ask Mormor about that stuff
Read the book if the conversation ends early

>>42110374
Let's not test if it rips away half our soul right now. We can do that when we're alone.

>>42110301
>Investigate the Forest King's Crown, one of the other artifacts you bought.
>Ask Mortia if she's looking forward to the coming journey. You leave tomorrow, after all.

>>42110365
I missed you too, Anon.

>>42110378
>>42110427
>Read

>>42110342
>>42110373
>>42110452
>Investigate crown.

>>42110378
>>42110373
>>42110371
>>42110427
>>42110452
>Ask Mortia about coming journey.

>>42110374
>Try on belt.

I'll go with Mormor chat, and crown check. Writin'

>>42110464
Is this fanta sea?

>>42110479
Hopefully the final one.

>>42110464
Sup Soma, you shit never leave again

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>42110264
>Now Back to our Regularly Scheduled Programming
we had regularly scheduled programming!?

Hey faggots, roll call

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>>42110777
Red Ranger!

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>>42110777
READY TO JUDGE YOUR ROLLS WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE.

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>>42110777
Green Ranger!

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>>42110777
Future POTUS reporting in

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>>42110777
Blue Blur here

>>42110777
>>>/b/

>>42110870
FUCKING MEXIES GET OFF MY LAND
REEEEEEE

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You stuff the belt back into your cloak, resolving to deal with it later. Preferably when you're alone. If it does work, and half of your soul gets ripped out, you'll be pretty much useless until you can find some time to sleep. Instead you extract the twisted construction of iron, wood, and antler that is the Forest King's Crown.

Turning it over in your hands you look for any obvious runes, and much to your surprise you find several. There are three prominent enchantments carved onto the backs of the three iron prongs which protrude from the top of the crown, framed on either side by twisted antlers draped with foliage. You don't recognize any of the base runes, but you do recognize a few of the affecting runes.

The enchantment on the center prong takes advantage of reinforce, contain, and attract. The enchantment on the right prong uses sustain and repel, as well as a number of others you don't recognize. The only two runes you understand in the enchantment placed on the left prong are transmute and leech. All of the enchantments are what you would term 'nested enchantments', that is to say they're composed of several self-contained enchantments acting upon a 'base' enchantment. Far more complex than anything you've attempted to create.

If the Forest King's Crown truly belonged to the first King of the Elves, a man said to have overthrown the dragons which once ruled the land many thousands of years ago, it would be one of the very oldest enchanted artifacts in existence. Still, you're hesitant to try putting the crown on. You don't really know what it does beyond enhancing Nature magic, and for some inexplicable reason it just feels off. It reminds you of the sort of dreamlike quality that a spirit's realm has, as if it existed on the whim of some greater being and at a moment's notice might be gone or altered.

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Mortia raises her voice above the dull rumbling of the carriage wheels across cobblestones. “If you'd like I could take a look at it for you. I am, after all, a Grandmaster Nature Vatis.” She declares with no small amount of pride.

You don't really see any reason to refuse her help, so you offer the artifact. She snatches it from your hands eagerly, a slow trickle of magic starting to seep into the air around her as she channels her vys for some spell or another. There's a pulse, and Mortia looks from the crown to the wall of the carriage, her eyes unfocused.

Before you can voice your concern, she snaps out of it. Her attention returns to the crown, and more specifically the runes which are carved into the back of the headpiece. “I think this crown might maintain links of some sort to three locations in the north. At least, there are six tendrils of vys branching off of the crown. I couldn't determine their destination, but they seemed to diverge fairly rapidly in three totally opposite directions. Four seem to be headed almost due north, another northeast. The sixth shoots off west, across the sea.”

Curious. If all the crown did was improve one's grasp of nature magic, why would it need to be linked to anything? Mortia hands the crown back to you, and you swiftly tuck it away inside your cloak. “Any idea what the connections might be? I mean, is the crown leeching vys, or are the connections more like the mental links created by our communication brooches?”

She responds hesitantly. “If they're like the connections created by our brooches, than they're far... well, more powerful would be the best descriptor I think. The tendrils our brooches create are barely noticeable, even to me. If I focus I can see a shimmer in the air between your brooch and mine, but beyond that there's nothing. However, the tendrils from the crown didn't feel like those created by a Leech spell either. To be honest, I simply don't know what they are.”

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You suppose it might be worth investigating, once you get back to your estate. For now you decide to change the subject. “Are you looking forward to our journey through Elaudia? From what I understand the plant life can be immensely dangerous, but I imagine with that armor of yours you'll be quite safe from whatever the jungles have in store for us. Perhaps you'll even be able to gather some samples for your alchemy.”

Mortia fidgets uncomfortably in her seat, glancing towards the carriage's window. “I've never really been much of a fighter, to be honest. Back home, I really just relied on my ancestor's artifacts to keep my safe and hidden, as well as my own limited grasp of magic.” She turns her attention once more to you. “What if I end up being useless, or worse yet a burden?”

>Reassure her, you honestly can't imagine how on Earth a Grandmaster Nature Vatis would be useless in Elaudia.
>Encourage her to start training with Darzi, if she wants a crash course on how to fight.
>Just shrug, and tell her she'll have to sink or swim.
>Write-in

>>42111187
>Reassure her, you honestly can't imagine how on Earth a Grandmaster Nature Vatis would be useless in Elaudia.
>Encourage her to start training with Darzi, if she wants a crash course on how to fight.

>>42111146
NEVER TRUST FAE
>>42111187
>Encourage her to start training with Darzi, if she wants a crash course on how to fight.

>>42111187
>>Encourage her to start training with Darzi, if she wants a crash course on how to fight.

She'll kick your ass, but better now then later, right?

>>42111187
>>Reassure her, you honestly can't imagine how on Earth a Grandmaster Nature Vatis would be useless in Elaudia.
>I got yo back guuuurl

>>42111221
>Around elves watch yourselves

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Who here /anti-degeneracy/

>>42111187
>Reassure her that it'll be fine
>Brin up the possibility of Rajani helping out her and us

>>42111187
>>Reassure her, you honestly can't imagine how on Earth a Grandmaster Nature Vatis would be useless in Elaudia.
>wanting to get rid of mormors fat tush
Plebes

>>42111187
>Reassure her, you honestly can't imagine how on Earth a Grandmaster Nature Vatis would be useless in Elaudia.
>Encourage her to start training with Darzi, if she wants a crash course on how to fight.

>>42111187
>Reassure her, you honestly can't imagine how on Earth a Grandmaster Nature Vatis would be useless in Elaudia.
>Encourage her to start training with Darzi, if she wants a crash course on how to fight.
>Bring up the possibility of Rajani helping us on the expedition

>>42111187
>molest the Mortia

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>>42111187
>Encourage her to start training with Darzi, if she wants a crash course on how to fight.

Ya'll know what we should do? We should make an airship. Then we can put rail guns on it for ultra-high firepower without recoil that would affect the flight. And we could put an altar on it so we could have a portable passage to the Spirit's realm, and by extension Anthus and our Home.

Digging tunnels underneath the earth to use as straight shot roads that we can charge a toll for?

>>42111308
Maybe we'll find one in Eludia Anon.

Don't give up the dream.

>>42111187
>>Reassure her, you honestly can't imagine how on Earth a Grandmaster Nature Vatis would be useless in Elaudia.

>>42111308
oooh, and we've even already got a Dragon we can ride on that could live on the ship

>>42111213
>>42111234
>>42111248
>>42111263
>>42111270
>>42111282
>>42111335
>Reassure

>>42111308
>>42111282
>>42111270
>>42111226
>>42111221
>>42111213
>Encourage

>>42111301
>Give in to your disgusting degenerate urges.

>>42111248
>>42111282
If you want to bring Rajani along, you could do that. I mean, assuming you got her to agree. You'll have the option to go speak with any of your old friends or anyone else after dropping Mortia off.

I'll write for reassure and encourage both.

>>42111308
>not ripping out estate out of the ground and flying it around
It's like you don't even have class

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>>42111322
If we can find SMGs and AI, we can find an airship


soma pls

>>42111366
Just write repel earth large large large large large large on the foundation of our estate.

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>>42111375
Anon, I've already admitted airships were a thing, primarily used by Rhynians. Whether any have survived, that's the real question.

>>42111403
or write repel estate on the planet

>hiccian and rhynian facility in the mountains
This is where Chrys was found, let's go there find another one, and use her to cuck Chrys even further

>>42111319
I even missed these shitty business venture ideas

>>42111403
I actually did something fairly similar in another game. Used a wish to get a giant island sized ring of this special naturally magnetically charged iron within which was the rune for 'antigravity' and sunk it into the Earth with magic. Ring popped back up a few minutes later carrying an island-sized chunk of Earth with it. By running electrical current into it, I could make it rise or fall.

>>42111470
>shitty
Fuck you nigger it's genius bandits can't steal your shit if they can't find you.

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>>42111444
No airships in Chryssa's place though. Only tanks. I betcha that Skull Kid would be quite happy if we got one for him.

>>30549301
Fulvia's Facility, Destroyed Tanks: The first thing that catches your eye are the... statues? You think they're statues facing into the gloom that blankets the chamber beyond the golden glow of your lantern. They're great metal things, a long pole with a hole bored down the center of it extending towards the rest of the chamber. They have four wheeled legs, and they seem meant to be carted around. Some sort of fleshy mass is draped over them though, binding them to the floor.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/30548262/images/1393624455280.jpg

What might be better is checking the letter for the location of the local Rhynian HQ near El-Amin, so that we could the facility to learn where their airship ports are.

>>31765240
Central Research Station:Then you could also try diving more ruins, unfortunately this one's library was mostly empty but maybe you'll luck out. There's also that encoded missive you found in the commander's office. Some sort of 'central command' facility would probably have way more good stuff than some research station in the boonies.

>>42111539
>Only tanks.
And the problem with that is...?

>>42111573
Tanks aren't airships.

>>42111581
>Tanks aren't airships.
Still not seeing the issue.

>>42111581
You obviously aren't trying hard enough

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>>42111406
>>42111539
>>42111444

New mission people, we're gonna go find an airship, slap some rail guns and a dragon on it, and fuck everyone up

>>42111616
>railgun on an airship
Better hope you figure out how to cancel out the recoil

>>42111596
Tanks can't fly

>>42111652
Not with that attitude

>>42111652
So? It's a tank. It doesn't need flight.

>>42111616
No, we're going to the Jungle first. Because if we keep faffing about here, Soma's gonna drop a assload of dragons on us. Then, once we have the metal and shit, we can go airship up to go varmint hunting some Sand Worms.

>>42111640
Not a railgun per se. Just a series of rings, each inscribed with repluse+iron, combined in a reinforced tub, with a loading mechanism devised by Skull Kid. Repulse will send the metal shot flying out the barrel, picking up speed as it passes each ring. Skull Kid will design a mechanism so that we can get more than one shot every ten seconds and improve accuracy+weapon responsiveness using a basic hopper and trigger system.

>>42111678
>needing skull kid
Jej

>>42111678
>varmint hunting
I will be greatly amused when a giant sand worm jumps up and eats the entire ship

>>42111678
>>42111640

Idk the exact science behind rail guns, but if recoil does become a problem, we could make an enchantment to have the entire rail gun hover a foot or two off the surface of the airship, therefore the gun will be pushed back when there is recoil without affecting airship flight. Then we could figure out some enchantment/pulley system to automatically move it back in place for the next shot

>>42111678
>still thinking we'll ever get a good chance to enchant anything

>>42111754
>not actually mounted
That's how you put railgun sized holes in your ship

>>42111745
>a giant sand worm jumps up and eats the entire ship

Fly really high then. If giant sand worms could fly, they would have destroyed all civilization long ago

>>42111754
There's no recoil. This is enchanting. It's becoming temporarily insane, and then convincing the universe to be insane in a single aspect that's beneficial to us. It makes no sense. None. Physics don't apply.

>>42111745
Remember how they're blind and only use tremor sense to detect prey? They'll never even know we're above them in the first place. Sandworm's are gods or spirits. They're just big animals that can use magic. As long as we stay a proper height, we have nothing to worry about.

>>42111783
>a giant sand worm jumps
>If giant sand worms could fly
lrn2readingcomprehension

>>42111783
You are doubting a sandworms ability to fuck up everything anything near its desert

>>42111808
*aren't gods or spirits, fuck me.44

>>42111820
They're blind. Can't even sense us if we're above them.

>>42111808
>thinking things in the air don't put off minute vibrations

>>42111830
I don't care how blind it is, it will fuck your day up

>>42111843
Sure. Sandworms freak the fuck out when there's sandstorms. And freak the fuck out when a light gust of wind is blowing. It doesn't even matter. We'll be thousands of meters in the air.

>>42111815
Let me rephrase: We can fly high to avoid the normal jumps of sand worms. They won't be able to reach us at that height, because there has been no evidence of them being able to propel themselves through the air in ways other than standard jumps.

>>42111830
>>42111865
What if they're vatis?

>>42111861
Good luck breathing and staying warm

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Admittedly, Mortia is somewhat out of shape. She's far from intimidating and you wouldn't be surprised if she's never hiked more than a few miles in her life. Still, she's a Grandmaster Vatis. “I don't think you have to worry about being useless, Mortia. You're a Nature vatis, and we're going into the jungles of Elaudia. I can't imagine any situation in which you're not invaluable. More than that you're an alchemist, if any of us fall under the sway of some mind controlling plant then it will be you who has to concoct some sort of anti-toxin.”

Mortia sighs wearily. “I know that, but I just don't want to be left cowering in the back while everyone else is fighting for their life. I don't want anyone to be forced to babysit me.”

You lean back in your seat, folding your arms in front of your chest. “If you really wanted to, I'm sure Darzi would be happy to give you a few lessons on how to fight, or at the very least how to keep yourself alive in a fight. You might have to wake up before noon to benefit, though.”

Her nose wrinkles in disgust at the thought, but after taking a moment to think it over she simply nods her head. “I think I'll do that, join Darzi for training that is. Loathe though I am to cut short my nightly experiments in the name of sleep, I don't want to wander into these jungles of yours unprepared.”

The carriage trundles to a stop, Stelios calling out a greeting to the soldiers your family sent to guard your estate. It isn't long before the carriage door swings open, permitting you and Mortia to exit. Before retreating into the safety and comfort of your estate, Mortia addresses your driver. “Tell Prema that I want to be woken up bright and early tomorrow morning. No later than...” She trails off, glancing to you.

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>>42111830
>sandworms
>not spirits

>>42111894
>Master level Fire Vatis

>>42111894
Magic nigga. We already know how to make a fucking fire blanket. Small+Fire+contain. Boom. Done. heatpacks for everyone. Also, every single one of our armors has a light support suite. Some of them even shrug of intense, nuclear reactor grade radiation.

“Six in the morning.” You finish for her. Truth be known you doubt that you'll be up that early, but it will be good for her to get into the habit of waking up early. You'll want to set off at the crack of dawn when you're on the road, should you even stop to make camp.

Mortia has the good grace not to complain, though you can tell that she sorely wants to, and makes her way swiftly towards the door. You debate between following her inside or climbing back into your carriage. The sun has set, marking the beginning of a new day, but most of your old friends should still be awake.

>Go see some of your fellow former apprentices, the people you grew up with. (Rajani, Mohan, Hadia, Derya, Delashad, or Ismail)
>Head inside, you've got some reading to catch up on.
>You're curious about experimenting with your artifacts, retreat to your bedroom.
>You'd like to start the last day of preparation before your departure meditating.
>Write-in

>>42111927
Enchant some shit

>>42111924
>no sustain
Can't even into enchanting lmao

>>42111886
As far as we know, its not possible to directly control "Air" using vys.

If they're vatis of anything, its gonna be earth. And earth ain't gonna do shit when we're in the air out of range of rocks

>>42111927
>>You'd like to start the last day of preparation before your departure meditating.

>>42111927
>Write-in
Visit The Cat spirit and finalize what artifact we're getting from him.

>>42111927
>>You're curious about experimenting with your artifacts, retreat to your bedroom.

>>42111927
>Work on enchanting
>Check the statue in the basement to see if the Child is still in our area of the void

We're the only damn Samjan in the world who can enchant, and yet we've only done it to make a blankie and pipe. A pretty bad-ass blankie and pipe, to be sure, but still

>>42111927
>>You're curious about experimenting with your artifacts, retreat to your bedroom.

Reminder lads. We gotta speak with the Cat about our reward. A ring, made from a bit of Spirit Boar Tusk, encrusted with the Vys Crystal from the Vault of Anthus, to store any excess Vys.

1, to prevent the Entity from feeding on our excess Vys to gain power, and 2, to wear the Heavy Warlock Armor without suffering from Vys Oversaturation. With the extra storage capacity from the crystal, we're looking at an artifact that can store up to 75 Vys, that isn't a fucking seed, and that can acrue 10 vys per hour with the rate of the Heavy Warlock Armor's vys regen.

>>42111927
>You're curious about experimenting with your artifacts, retreat to your bedroom.

>>42111997
>wanting a shitty ass ring
Kill yourself tbh fam

>>42111927
>>42111980

>Work on enchanting
>Check the statue in the basement to see if the Child is still in our area of the void

Seconded! We should check out the statue so we can tell the other Vatis in the city if its safe to experiment with void meditation while we're gone

>>42111980
>We're the only damn Samjan in the world who can enchant,

>forgetting master

>>42112017
>using the base vernacular of sub-human Saharan troglodytes

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>>42111927
>Write-in
Visit Catbro

Yo Soma you got that link to that continent map builder i sent you in your ask?

>>42112078
I love that image

>You're curious about experimenting with your artifacts, retreat to your bedroom.

>>42111997
>Reminder lads.
Could you be a little more gay? Just a little, please?

Shit i 'm late.
Here is hoping anons voted to ask the cat question like info about the rune tats or the rune/spirit on prof.
Hell info on our new artifacts would also be good.

>>42111997
>>42111927
Since there's more support for Cat-stuff, I'll go ahead and switch from artifact fuckery to cat bothering.

>>42112006
>>42111997
>>42111975
>Experiment in your bedroom.

>>42111938
>>42111980
>>42112023
>ENCHANTMENT

>>42111997
>>42111964
>>42112078
>Visit the cat.

>>42111951
>Meditate

>>42111980
>>42112023
You actually already checked the statue, and although it was no long a full fledged hole in reality some of the runes were still glowing. Mik wasn't quite sure how to interpret it.

We've got a three way tie. I'll host a brief Final Destination vote, since new information has become available.

VOTE
1
To experiment with your new artifacts.

VOTE
2
To attempt to enchant something or other.

VOTE
3
To visit the cat spirit to collect on a favor.

>>42112140
>2

>this obvious samefagging
Shameful tbh fam

>>42112133
>>42112140
Last minute vote Swap Soma. Cat won by 33%.

>>42112140
1

>>42112140
1

>>42112140
2

>>42112140
3

>>42112140
3

>>42112140
1

>>42112140
3

>>42112140
1

>>42112160
Eh, I'll let it run anyway. I've already got it up.

>>42112140
3

>>42112140
1

>>42112196
Election fraud! This democracy is a sham! Fully 10% of the voters have been disenfranchised, their rights of representation stripped from from them! Their liberty raped! This is an outrage!

>>42112140
2

>>42112140
3

>>42112196
soma wouldn't the cat be able to tell us what our artifacts do?
So shouldn't 1 and 3 be the same?

>tfw surrounded by faggots who will never vote for enchantment

>>42112140
3

>>42112256
stay salty fag, its not fun and never will be.

>>42112140
>2

>>42112207
>>42112188
>>42112183
>>42112180
>>42112226
>3

>>42112161
>>42112171
>>42112184
>>42112190
>>42112214
>1

>>42112217
>>42112176
>2

>>42112246
There is a good chance that the cat spirit will be able to tell you about shit but "Experiment with your artifacts yourself" and "Ask the cat spirit about them" aren't really the same thing.

Anyway, we're tied between 1 and 3, with >>42112226 being the last valid vote, so I'll roll for it. 1=1, 2=3.

>>42112256
It might help if soma actually included it as a choice instead of making a write in necessary

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>42112289
Didn't roll, for some reason.

>>42112289
just combine them soma, we roll to figure shit out and than visit the cat to tell us anything we missed.

>>42112305
Disgusting

>>42112256
Kek we're always doing shit for spirits in exchange for runes but we'll never actually use them.

>>42112303
I didn't see any specific ideas along the lines of "We should enchant X with Y". If I had, I would've included that idea specifically.

>>42112305
Visiting the cat it is.

>>42112330
exactly unless you niggas got a good idea outside of wingsuits or railguns there is no real need to enchant now.

>>42112342
>wingsuit
>good idea
Rob pls fuck off and die

>>42112330
yo soma will you do a quick choce on what we gonna ask the cat?

>>42112355
Hey, that isn't me. I use punctuation and proper spelling.

>>42112364
lets ask him what kind of cool shit we can do with the runes that we know

only joking lets just wait for people to spontaneously come up with good ideas on their own so we can ignore them

We should get Mortia and SK to mix some napalm for the journey. I hear plants aren't great with fire.

>>42112434
We're a flame vatis retard

>>42112434
We could make napalm ourself if we voted to experiment with elements.

>>42112449
We are. But Napalm is special in that it sticks and burns things even if they are wet. Since we're going into the deep jungle, its likely that everything will have some measure of resistance to fire because of the dampness. Napalm nullifies that

>>42112482
We can instantly dry anything we want with water magic.

>>42112464
>Implying I won't samefag as hard as it takes to stop you fags from experimenting and enchanting

>>42112482
i believe one of our suits does napalm.

>>42112504
Why? It's not like anything interesting is gonna happen before we go to elaudia

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>>42112533

>>42112502
>We can instantly dry anything we want with water magic.

...Thats... actually a really good point. Mortia and us, grandmasters in nature and water respectively, could probably sap the water from every plant in a 20 foot radius of us while we move through the jungle. Then we can move through without fear of the plants, or even set the dry foliage on fire if needs be.

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>>42112568
>set the dry foliage on fire if needs be.

literally "blazing a trail" through the jungle

>>42112568
with our earth,water,and fire magic we could create a road straight through Elaudia set up a toll booth and charge people to use it.

>>42112656
I'm pretty sure it would grow back quickly

>>42112656
And probably piss off a shit load of nature spirits

>>42112672
Even better.

>>42112672
Good thing we've got our own spirit then!

>>42112656
Who's gonna collect the toll? What happens if someone refuses to pay? Your plan is shit

>>42112671
>hire a few vatis
>have them keep the road clear of bandits and Elaudian critters
>charge a 10% tax on all goods using the road
>???
>profit

>>42112672
perfect, that means we get to help the cat with more awesome spirit warfare.

>>42112502
We could also freeze the water in the plants pretty easily.

>>42112656
Or we could develop airship technology and use them to carry freight over the jungle, thereby going much faster, removing the need for fighting evil plants, AND avoiding >>42112672

>>42112723
Because no one has ever thought of this plan.

>>42112801
holy shit I'm so tired of you sperging out about airships

Hey guys lets talk about how shit legend of Korra was

>>42112828
>>42112826

IRCabal is leaking

>>42112828
fuck off

>>42112689
>Who's gonna collect the toll?
I assume we would hire poeple to do this

>What happens if someone refuses to pay.
Tell them to turn around, or kick their sorry ass into the jungle if they refuse again.

>>42112856
Hey rob

>>42112857
I don't think people dumb enough to work in the jungles of elaudia exist anon.

>>42112826
I don't know, I think I kinda like the idea of having an airship. A big one.

One Zahak can live on.

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You withdraw a few silver from your cloak and press them into Stelios' palm. “Get some rest, I think I'm done with the carriage for this evening. You did well today.”

He thanks you profusely, setting about getting your camels unhooked from the carriage and making sure they have food and water. Vaisala watches as you walk past from her make-shift corral, blood staining her snout from the goat carcass sitting in front of her. You duck through the doors to your estate and find yourself in the foyer, where you've built a shrine dedicated to Mahana.

The cat spirit is nowhere to be found, but you step into the veritable forest of pillars which make up his shrine and assume a meditative pose in front of the largest pillar. The sound of water spilling over rock fills the foyer, lending it a very soothing quality. This despite the constant hum of activity filtering into the foyer from the kitchen, where your slaves are likely preparing dinner.

As you begin to slip into a meditative trance you feel something step on your leg, and crack open an eye to find a large orange tabby cat climbing into your lap. It makes itself comfortable, curling up and closing its eyes as if it's preparing to take a nap. You notice a small piglet, probably only a few weeks old, staring at you cautiously from a few feet away. You can only assume that the cat is Mahana, and the piglet the boar spirit he forced to serve him.
(1/2)

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Your run a hand along the cat's side, a deep purr thrumming through its chest. It seems far louder than it ought to be, considering the size of the creature, and soon you hear Mahana's voice rumbling through your skull. {Scratch underneath my chin, would you?}

You oblige, and after simply luxuriating in your ministrations for a few minutes the spirit poses a question. {So, why did you call me? Have you decided to collect on the artifact I owe you?}

You shrug. {Perhaps, I had some questions to ask as well.}

The purring subsides to a more reasonable volume. {By all means, ask away.}

>You wanted to ask him about the tattoos on your arms.
>You wanted to ask him about the Phoenix Belt and the Forest King's Crown.
>Request that he create a ring from the boar tusk and the vys crystal, which will absorb any excess vys you put off.
>You want a pair of boots enchanted to allow you to walk easily on any surface, and to aid in manipulating Earth magic.
>Ask for a different artifact. (Write-in)
>Write-in

>>42112923
I gotta say, Mahana has an excellent sense of architectural style in his shrines.

Do you still enjoy running, Soma? Is this still fun for you?

>>42112882
we could set up cat shrines periodically along the road and have him keep and eye on that shit.

>>42112804
oh god you're right roads just don't work quick someone tell the government they're wasting their money

>>42112939

>You wanted to ask him about the tattoos on your arms.
>You wanted to ask him about the Phoenix Belt and the Forest King's Crown.
>Request that he create a ring from the boar tusk and the vys crystal, which will absorb any excess vys you put off.

>>42112939

>>You wanted to ask him about the tattoos on your arms.
>>You wanted to ask him about the Phoenix Belt and the Forest King's Crown.
>Request that he create a ring from the boar tusk and the vys crystal, which will absorb any excess vys you put off.

We don't need the boots, we've already got our gauntlet that strengthens our earth magic.

>>42112939

>You wanted to ask him about the tattoos on your arms.
>You wanted to ask him about the Phoenix Belt and the Forest King's Crown.

>>42112939
>You wanted to ask him about the tattoos on your arms.
>You wanted to ask him about the Phoenix Belt and the Forest King's Crown.
>Request that he create a ring from the boar tusk and the vys crystal, which will absorb any excess vys you put off.
Ask about profs spirit in his arm and the rune he has on it.
Also ask about any possible spirits in the jungle.

>>42112939
>Ask for a different artifact. (Write-in)
Brainstorm with him about some kind of ranged weapon

>>42112939
>You wanted to ask him about the tattoos on your arms.
>You wanted to ask him about the Phoenix Belt and the Forest King's Crown.
>Request that he create a ring from the boar tusk and the vys crystal, which will absorb any excess vys you put off.
>You want a pair of boots enchanted to allow you to walk easily on any surface, and to aid in manipulating Earth magic.

LITERALLY DO NOTHING, RELY SOLELY UPON THE CAT, DO NOT DISTANCE YOURSELF FROM THE CAT, THE CAT IS YOUR GREATEST ALLY

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>>42112939
>Oh yeah don't forget to ask Catbro how and or he got locked up
>If he can remember where any of his previous shrines were located
>If he has any buddies in the jungle
>To let us slap that spirit that dicked us over (Its the principal that counts)
>About the tats we have
>And anything he knows about the jungle

>>42113027
Someone make a "You must be a disciple of mahanna to view this" image

>>42113008
Nah, we've got SMG's already and the enchanted railgun idea that's been thrown around in these threads

>>42113027
Catbro is our key to spirit hegemony, we just have to keep it a business relationship and not let him dump his hot load of spirit juice inside of us.

>>42112939
>>42113046

Yeah, ask for info about the Jungle & its spirits

>>42113050
We're never gonna enchant anything.

>>42113027
The cat is a great resource and ally, anon.

>>42113079
>We're never gonna enchant anything.

Yeah. Tis sad. :(

>>42113027
oh shit i just realized that the cat and the pig are an allegory for Israel and Palestine. Mik is the usa

>>42113155
Deepest lore.

>>42113155
And soma is the Illuminati controlling it all

>>42113155
>we fight all his wars
>he gives us petty shit as a reward
Are we truly a good goy?

>>42113155
>muslims are the pig
Top kek

>>42113192
No, we are Best Goy.

>>42113155
>he develops the equivalent of military tech for us (artifacts)

>>42112957
>>42112985
>>42112991
>>42113010
>Ring

>>42113010
>Boots

>>42113008
>Ranged weapon of some sort

You'll ask about tattoos, belt, crown, the jungle and its spirits, as well as how he got locked away. (I think I might have already gone over how he got trapped, but I'll check to see.)

>>42113155
>Cat spirit just showed up and started fighting spirits for land after being powerless and oppressed for centuries.

>Israel was created after the Jews were fucked over in the Holocaust

>>42113238
I can't tell if we lost a lot of players or just one samefag

>>42113238
Don't forget if he can remember where any of his previous shrines were

I doubt we can keep relying on pure luck to stumble upon places of power

>>42113265
The quest was literally dead for a few months, a few losses are expected

>>42113265
It seems like all the most annoying ones are still here though.

>>42113371
Fuck off rob

>>42113395
Who the fuck is rob? I'm not him.

>>42113395
Fuck off Adawulf

>>42113263
Just like how there were no Jews in the holy lands until someone made a Synagogue, at which point a giant Moses emerged and started taking Mohammed's land and bombing all his dudes

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>>42113049

I wonder if mahana had come to look at our whole "I own you" thing as respectably Jewish. He probably still wants to kill us for it though

>>42113806
I honestly dont think he cares. Remember the whole his relationship with us is our "Husbano"

>>42113806
I'm pretty sure he basically said do it again and die

>>42113856
>try and hold me to my word and die!
Literally a jew

>>42113371
At least nobody's trying to make Mik act crazy

>>42113915
I'll vote for it next post :^)

>>42113883
It was more "Try and get cute with legalese again and see what happens, fucko."

>>42113915
QUICK.
WE GOTTA FUCK THE CAT TO MAKE AN ARMY OF SPIRIT KITTENS.
POSSIBLY CATGIRLS.

>>42113943
Cat detected

>>42113975
>not sucking him off

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>>42113975
45 percent in favor of

>>42113975
>alright mik you waged another spirit war, whatcha want?
>CATGIRLS
>what
>I WANT LOTS AND LOTS OF CATGIRLS
>I-I that's not ev-
>NO YOU FUCKING KIKE FUCK, GIVE ME A HAREM OF CATGIRLS RIGHT NEOW

>>42113915
Things not for Lewds :
>Lolis
>The Cat
>Magic
>Ayy lmao

>>42114078
Meant to link>>42113975

>>42114009
You can't get pregnant from a blowjob anon, don't be silly.

On a related note, this presents an excellent learning opportunity for Mortia.

>>42114049
>Things not for Lewds:
Fuck off.

>>42114078
Things for Lewds:
>lolis
>a cat is fine too
>magic
>ayy

>>42114078
>magic
>not for lewds
Look at this plebeian.

>>42114078
>Ayy lmao

that reminds me we still have not gotten that side story of her attending NotHogwarts.

>>42114220
And we never will

>>42114161
Why would you want to desecrate second best girl?

>>42114112
>call up Mori and tell her it's time for special lessons
>drag into spirit realm, rot off her clothes
>"Remember how I was teaching you about sex the other day?"
>she goes beet red
>cat is confused and protesting but his body is honest
>Mortia catches sight of catdick
>"Wait a minute, my wolf back at home had one of tho-oh gods THAT'S what he was trying to do to my leg?"

>>42114220
>>42114249
<iou1name> Where the fuck are the fucking Omakes?
<Soma_QM> Lost to the void.

Omakes confirmed for never ever.

>>42112464
We can.

We mastered liquid fire a while ago

>>42114267
Its not desecration when it's the mc, it will be tender and loving

>>42114283
I'll finish them off eventually.

>>42114292
>liquid fire
I actually don't think you've ever attempted it. Despite learning about it almost a hundred threads ago.

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>>42114283
>>42114220
Damn it Soma can you do anything you say you will?

>>42114361
Have you even started on them?

>>42114220
Did we ever actually arrange payment for her?

>>42114407
http://pastebin.com/Uq5JYtUk
http://pastebin.com/qkuQjQHg
Yeah, I've started them. I'm just not really happy with them. The Pratima omake needs to be rewritten in a few spots, and I'm probably going to approach the Aylin omake from a completely different angle. I've been debating whether I ought to just delete it all and start over.

>>42114417
We told Deme to pay for her and then hung up before he could get a word in. Presumably he's done it by now.

>>42114453
>he actually didn't and she's been selling her body to make money

>>42114444
>Pratima Gets a Big Surprise
Thought this might be smut when I opened it tbh

>>42114624
Writing this right now

>>42114706
Pls no

>>42114789
It's too late. You gave me the idea. I'm doing it now. You shouldn't have posted that if you didn't want to see it.

>>42114444
>that kick

>>42114706
>>42114941
I would be interested in seeing this. Hope you can write well.

>>42112939
>tfw you have drank so much waiting for Soma the words are blurring together and letters are upside down

>>42115434
That's normal

>>42115434
That's pretty much how Soma writes these things anyway.

>>42115434
Maybe his imouto is distracting him.
Lewdly from under the desk

>>42115434
He needs to post smaller updates. 2 hours between posts is fuckin awful

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You've been stewing on artifact ideas for the last several days, but only one of your ideas really stands out to you. {I want a ring crafted from the horn of the boar spirit, and adorned with the vys absorbent crystal I found near the vault beneath the Academy of Anthus. I want it enchanted to absorb any excess vys I produce, anything that would normally escape into my surroundings or get absorbed by the entity dwelling within my mind.}

The cat spirit's tail swishes, smacking you lightly in the arm. {You'll need to extract the materials you want me to use from your cloak, I can't interact with anything you've shoved in that pit. The tusk is in my throne room, but I'll break off a piece and turn it into a ring and housing for this gemstone of yours.}

You reach into your cloak and pull out the long piece of crystal you snapped off of a outcropping of similar crystals in the vault chamber. Mahana eyes it lazily from his position sprawled out across your lap. You feel vys pouring off of Mahana, and the crystal immediately starts to glow brighter than any flame. It's blinding, but fortunately it doesn't seem to give off any heat. Just as quickly as the light had come, it's extinguished. The crystal returns to its usual dull blue coloration. {I won't need more than just a few shavings from the crystal to create the artifact I have in mind. It seems well suited to the task of storing vys.}

(1/6?)

True to his word, a thin sliver peels off the surface of the crystal. It vanishes, but what appears in its place is a rather simple ring. It isn't really decorated, and the sheet of crystal Mahana peeled off has been placed in a shin, fragmented band inlaid within the boar tusk that makes up the majority of the ring. You hold out your hand and the ring falls into your palm. You don't feel any different as you slide the ring onto your finger, nor does the ring seem to undergo any change. Still, you assume it's working.
>Vys Ring gained. The Vys Ring will gain 5% of Mik's total vys per day, rounded to the nearest whole number, with a maximum storage capacity of 80 vys. It will also prevent any foreign entities from passively leeching the excess off Mik's reserves, though it does not make Mik immune to leech spells.
>At the moment, this means the ring will gain 3 vys per day, assuming Mik does not channel any vys into the ring.

You tuck the length of vys absorbent crystal back into your cloak. It might come in handy later on. That business taken care of, you turn your attention towards the various questions you've been meaning to ask Mahana. Rolling up one of your sleeves you display the tattoos which crawl up your forearms. The designs themselves aren't what you want to ask him about though, rather it's the runes on the back of your hand that interest you. {Do you know what these runes mean?}

(2/6)

Mahana flicks his eyes down to the runes written in your flesh. {The base rune seems to be 'Divinity', or perhaps you would call it 'Soul', but it's been warped. It should still function well enough, but I imagine its effects will be a bit less predictable than they would be if the rune was drawn correctly. As for the affecting rune, it is simply the rune for 'Contain'. I imagine that it will prevent your soul from being tampered with by outside forces. It might also prevent you from tampering with your own soul, or prevent your soul from escaping your body upon death, or during meditation. I couldn't really say.}

That is... less than optimal. Still, you can see it having its uses. You wonder if you'll be able to meditate upon reality if your soul is no longer able to leave your body? You doubt it, considering the nature of meditation upon reality requires your soul to enter the void.

Next you reach into your cloak and extract both your belt and the Forest Kings Crown. Mahana doesn't seem particularly interested in the belt, but at the sight of the crown his uncomfortably human eyes show some glimmer of recognition. {I recognize that crown. The method of its creation was taught to the first Autokrator, the first 'Self-ruler', in the Elven tongue. He led the elves to freedom, so many thousands of years ago.}

His attention turns to you. {Where did you find such an artifact? It was lost to the ages long before I was imprisoned here.}

(3/6)

You shrug your shoulders. {I bought it off a merchant who had it sitting in the back of his shop. Seems like he's probably had it a while. The problem is, he wasn't able to tell me what it is exactly that the crown does. I was hoping you might be able to.}

The cat's tail starts to swish rhythmically from side to side, its mental voice dropping to a low, almost conspiratorial tone. {I had no hand in its creation, but I was on good terms with several of the spirits who did. The enchantment on the center prong was intended to enhance the wearer's skill with Nature magic, although your modern concept of 'Nature Magic' did not exist at the time. Rather, the enchantments were geared towards the manipulation of entities with a divine core.}

{The prong on the right was intended to protect the wearer from mundane weaponry, fire, and magic. Fairly simple, all things considered. Finally, the enchantment carved into the prong on the left was intended to bind the crown to four spirits of great power, and transmute their unfiltered divine essence into the more mundane, diluted form that composes the mortal soul. This had the added bonus of giving those four spirits power over the crown, and thus its wearer.}

Gods above, what would being pumped full of divine essence even do to a mortal? From what you've been told, you would think that it would kill them, or at least turn them into a shattered husk controlled by whatever spirit contributed the essence.{Would you say it's safe to wear?}

Mahana seems doubtful. {No, I wouldn't. After this long who knows if those spirits are even still alive, and if they are I would no longer trust them. I didn't trust them when the crown was made, why would I trust them now? I would recommend that you avoid it.}

Well, that answers one of your questions. {What about the belt?}

(4/5 or 6)

The cat shrugs. {What about it? It's a phylactery. Normally a phylactery acts as the container of a being's soul, allowing them to function normally even when their mortal vessel doesn't actually contain their soul. Thus, it allows them to act without fear of death, for if at any time they die they will be bound within the phylactery, rather than simply dissolving into nothing. Most phylacteries in turn have some sort of mechanism in place to restore the being in question to life, though this is not universal.}

{This belt of yours seems to transmute vys into divine essence, which it uses to reconstruct any portion of a soul stored within. The belt will then flood the soul with magic, allowing it to reconstruct a body that matched its previous body. Rather ingenious really, but it will likely be destroyed in the process of reconstruction by the forces exerted upon it.}

That doesn't really explain why the shopkeeper kept saying that it showed up every few hundred years, seemingly of its own volition. Still, useful information. {Well, I think that answers my questions regarding artifacts. What about Elaudia? Do you know anything of the jungle, or the spirits that dwell there?}

Mahana's tail starts swishing faster. You get the sense he's annoyed. {I have never traveled extensively through Elaudia. Before I was imprisoned it was thought of as a backwater, the inhabitants there primitive. From what I understand spirits there tend to take forms similar to those of snakes, or other reptiles. Birds are also popular, if memory serves. Of course, that was many thousands of years ago and spirits are anything but constant. The trend could have changed since then.}

(5/6)

>>42115700
CROWN IS MASK! CROWN IS MASK! DON'T BELIEVE HIS LIES!

That actually reminds you of something you've been meaning to ask for a while now. {Just how is it that you wound up imprisoned here? I don't think you ever actually explained.}

Mahana climbs off your lap, stretching his back luxuriously. {I gave up a piece of my essence as part of a deal, it was supposed to be returned to me upon the completion of a task. However, before the task could be completed your ancestors, the Al-Hikar, declared all out war against the empire to which my partner in this agreement belonged. My partner was killed, the empire defeated, and the bead which contained a portion of my essence was locked in the vault beneath your estate. Thus I was doomed to wander the caves, unable to escape the pull of my essence. The fact that all of my previous shrines were destroyed, my worshipers killed, and my realm taken over by other spirits certainly did not help my situation.}

With that, Mahana leaps through the hole in the central pillar of his shrine. Rather than landing on the other end, he seems to vanish into thin air. The piglet vanishes with him, leaving you alone in front of the shrine. {I tire for now, creating that ring of yours has drained me more than I'd expected, and I must rest. We will speak another time.}

>You still had questions, though! (Write-in)
>Meditate, now that you know what your artifacts do.
>Put on the belt, to see if it will work on you.
>Get some rest, you could use a good night's sleep.
>Crack open a book and read.
>Write-in

>>42115741
>Wear the crown.

>>42115741
>>Meditate, now that you know what your artifacts do.

Time for repulsor guns? Don't forget to try using the Heavy Warlock Armor while shunting excess vys.

http://pastebin.com/eXv044jL
Smut.

>>42115741
>Throw yourself a pity party over all that gold you wasted on a crown you can never use

>>42115741
Wear the crown.

>>42115741
>>Crack open a book and read.

>>42115741
>Meditate, now that you know what your artifacts do.
I suggest we meditate in the spirit realm to see what happens, if mahana doesn't mind

>>42115770
N

>>42115770
Y

>>42115770
[heavy breathing]
N.
Your style is good, but that sort of thing is a total turnoff for me.

>>42115741
Wear the crown

>>42115741
Kill ourself because of all the money we spent on a shitty crown

>>42115741
>Meditate, now that you know what your artifacts do.

>>42115770
Y

>>42115741
do we have to be wearing the belt to come back to life when we die, or once our soul is ripped out will it reconstruct where the belt is?

>>42115741
Don the crown

>>42115878
Why would you post this.

>>42115700
>Crown channels filtered Divinity into the wearer
>Mik's tattoos contain Divinity
Sounds like a FUN™ combo.

Maybe we can fuck around with the runes used for the process to make an AI. They seem to more or less be artificial spirits, so maybe creating an item that leaches divinity from a few spirits and contains it in a shell would result in something also FUN™.

>>42115913
Reminder that Contain+Divinity will mean outside forces are prevented from tampering with our soul.

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>>42115770
>Banished Quest smut confirmed.
I knew this day would come. It's almost surreal in a way. A very strange reaction.

>>42115741
wear crown

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>>42115954
we all knew soma. we all knew...

>>42115878
but why

>>42115741
Lets test out the crown.

>>42115741
Do some soul shit to test out just how much the tattoos prevent us doing.

>>42115954
Honestly I'm surprised it took this long.
I mean, Darzi and Cris were both introduced under perfect circumstances for writing rapefics. Lots of potential with Fulvia back when we first met too. Why only now? Is our only smutfag a lolicon or something?

>>42115741
>Put on the crown

>>42115768
>>42115813
>>42115876
>Meditate

>>42115969
>>42115893
>>42115767
>>42115862
>>42115990
>Put on the crown

>>42115865
>>42115796
>Enter mourning in remembrance of the money wasted.

>>42115804
>Read

>>42116000
>Experiment with tattoos.

Final destination vote, I suppose. Five minutes, quote and number only. You know how it works.

VOTE
1
To put on the crown.

VOTE
2
To meditate.

>>42116050
2

>>42116050
1

>>42116050
1

>>42116050
2

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>The tattoos make it impossible for Mik to use Permanency

>>42116050
1

>>42116050
1

>>42116050
2

>>42116050
2

>>42111539
We should make a trip up to that "Central Command Facility" after we get back from Elaudia. For our trip to the Pa'vala.

>>42111573
>>42111581
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>>42111665
Why not both? I'm sure air dropped tanks would scare the fuck outta anybody.

>>42116050
1

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2

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>putting on the crown

>>42116050
1

>>42116050
1

>>42116050
1

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>actually accepting the crownposting as valid votes
Comrade Soma you are of crazy

>>42116177
That one dude with 5 phones is probably gonna post pics of his samefag rig and then gloat once the update's posted.

>>42116050
1

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>come back form month long hiatus
>the entire quest goes to shit again

whelp, sounds about right

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>>42116060
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>>42116152
>1

>>42116127
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>>42116098
>>42116070
>>42116059
>2

>>42116152
Last valid vote.

Looks like putting on the crown wins by 1 vote.

>>42116213
>salt detected

>>42116213
>needing 5 phones to samefag
pleb

>>42116236
>one of the 1 voters deletes his post
Kek.

>>42116236
For fuck's sake.
Now I realize why I didn't miss this quest. I'm done. I'm just going to archive binge once its all over. Peace, faggots.

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>>42116236
>too drunk to safly post
>putting on the crown wins by one vote

I'm sorry anons, I did this.

>>42116295
Excellent. Another saltfag gone. Good riddance.