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After a long, restless night, you wake up, screaming and shaking for reasons beyond your personal ideas- Probably a nightmare. A second after you come to your senses, your alarm-clock radio turns on, starting to babble the 7:00 AM news in...

>English
>Japanese
>Italian
>[CUSTOM INPUT]
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>>42129465
English obviously.
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>>42129465
Finnish. Let's be socially awkward. Also national pride
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>>42129465
You are a bear. You don't understand the news.
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>>42129465
Custom: Very aussie English.
Stand-using giant spiders and kangaroos.
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>>42129513
No, this is terrible. Making an animal locks us into certain kinds of adventures, unless we're like Iggy. Let's just be human.
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>>42129465
>Custom Input language
Silbo Gomero.
You can't get more bizarre than that.
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>>42129465
Custom: Realize you don't own an alarm clock radio, wake up again, move back 2 spaces.
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>>42129535
i agree with this guy, but i think we should have a pet beetle
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>>42129547
>Silbo Gomero
What the fuck is that?
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>>42129515
>Cartwheeling giant huntsman spider with a stand

so this is true fear
>>
If the next few posts don't have a tiebreaker I'm gonna default on English.
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>>42129465
Do we have time limits for the voting?
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>>42129568
>Guy with a stand that lets him control dropbears
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English
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>>42129547
This
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>>42129562
>>42129547
It's a language entirely made out of whistling, I cast my vote for it.
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>>42129603
Goddamnit. Alright, fine. I'm >>42129498 and I change my vote to English you boring little shits
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>>42129562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jS0m10s2d38
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>>42129465
Ingles

>>42129498
hella fuggin ebin :DDDDDDD

ONLY ACHIVEMENT OF FINNS OTHER THAN HORSE RIDING
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can we have stand based on insects?
if so can someone nominate a good name?>>42129603
i change my mind to finnish
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>>42129645
How the hell are Finnish people connected to horse-riding?
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You hear the world's recognized lingua franca like a proud American/Brit/Kangaroo/whatever.
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>>42129653
Calm the fuck down, let the OP run his shit.
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English
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>>42129572
I think it's been a few posts already.
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>>42129659
Asiatic roots of finns.
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>>42129669
FINNISH
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>>42129547
Holy fuck i'm for this as well
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>>English
The radio turns on on your favorite station and gives a quick recap of the news.
Nothing too important except maybe some tension in what could only be underworld representatives in Italy, but that doesn't concern you. Does it?

>Yes, It does. I live in Italy at the moment.
>Yes, it does. I'm on a vacation in Italy at the moment.
>No, it doesn't. I don't live there.
>[CUSTOM INPUT]
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Name our Stand, Disturbed and use The Guy as our Stand.

An attack called Ten Thousand Fists would be awesome.
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>>42129693
Custom Input: All wops deserve to die, I wish US used one of their nukes on Rome than Nagasaki
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>>42129693
>Yes, It does. I live in Italy at the moment.
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>>42129693
>No, it doesn't. I don't live there.
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>>42129693
>>[CUSTOM INPUT]
I'm an Italian who is vacationing in the US.

>>42129706
Call me ignorant but what the hell is a wop?
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>>42129693
>No, it doesn't. I don't live there.
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>>42129693
Live in Italy.
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>>42129465
Italian
>>
>No, it doesn't. I don't live there.
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>>42129693
Custom input: It doesn't concern me because I am a moral, upright citizen who wouldn't get involved in criminal affairs.
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>>42129719
WITH-OUT PAPERS, as the dirty grease monkeys came without their passports and shit to the US

A slang that is used against Italians.
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>>42129693
Custom Input: In Italy with parents but only visiting temporarily.
I don't want to get flogged by the Giorno and the gang.
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>>42129693
Yes,it does. There is an Italian gang where I live.
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>>42129693
Yes, It does. I live in Italy at the moment.
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>>42129693
Custom Input: Homeless, currently residing in Italy with friends.
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>>42129719
It's what you call the father of a guido.
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>>42129706

Also, I propose an Alternative Vote system as otherwise Custom Inputs will die.

My order of votes is
1. >>42129706
2. No, it doesn't. I don't live there.
3. >>42129738
4. Yes, it does. I'm on a vacation in Italy at the moment
5. Yes, It does. I live in Italy at the moment
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>>42129779
3
>>
>>Yes, it does. I live in Italy at the moment.
Have you moved to Italy, or were you born here?
>I was born here.
>I have heritage here.
>I'm living here on a visa, I love this place.
>[CUSTOM INPUT]
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>>42129779
ok
3
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>>42129812
>I have heritage here.
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>>42129812
>I'm an artfag and am visiting on vacation
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>>42129812
Why would Italian radio be in English?
>I have heritage here.
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>>42129812
i have heritage here
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>>42129812
>I'm living here on a visa, I love this place.
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>>42129812
1. CUSTOM INPUT: I'm here to kill the damn dirty grease monkeys
2. I'm living here on a visa, I love this place.
3. I have heritage here.
4. I was born here.
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>>42129812
I was born here.
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>>42129812
You're here on hire by someone on the italian mafia.
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>>42129812
>I was born here.
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>>42129800
>>42129813
No you fuckers, not like that. You put all the choices you want in a order
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>>42129873
My first time on /tg/ forgive me
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>>42129873
C-calm down anon
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>>42129861
Voting for this.
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>>42129861
this

>>42129896
fuck off
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>>42129861
I'm gonna have this as my 3rd choice
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>>I have Heritage here
That's right. Your father was Italian, and ever since he passed away, you've been finding yourself getting more and more fascinated by Italy, perhaps to feel closer to him. Eventually, you moved to Italy on a work visa, and has been living with a very satisfied feeling.
You get up and stumble to the bathroom, brushing your teeth and looking in the mirror.
Are you male or female?

>Male
>Female
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>>42129963
>Male
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>>42129963
>Male
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>>42129963
Eunuch
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>>42129963
Custom Input: Ze, Zo, Zum, I smell Cis Scum
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>>42129963
>Male
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>>42129963
>Female
please be from london
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>>42129963
both, we moved here from the wall-eyes in morioh, the female half is the italian, the male half was a german who hates italians
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>>42129963
Female.
Can we be the Ara Ara Christmas cake JoJo from the last thread?
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Female
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>>42129963
male
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>>42129963
Alien
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>>42129963
>Female
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>>42129963
1. Female
2. Male
3. >>42129988
4. >>42129989
5. >>42130018
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>>42129963
Female.
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>>42129963
>Transgender
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>>42129963
Male.
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>>42129963
Mail.
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>>42129963
1. Male
2. Female
3. Alien
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>>42129963
>Male
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>>42129963
Female.
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>>42129963
Female
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>>42130041
>>42129989
Tumblr please go.
>1: Female
>2: Alien
>3: Male
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>>Feale
Do you identify as a man or a woman?
>Man
>Woman
>[NO CUSTOM INPUT, GO AWAY OTHERKIN]
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>>42130032
>Feale
male
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>>42130072
Female
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>>42129963
male
come the fuck on guys, this is a Jojo quest. Do you really want to be a girl?
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>>42130072
Female alien.
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>>42130072
Female Identifying as Female please.
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>>42130072
Oh wow I fucked up the "Female" real bad.
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>>42129963
grl
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>>42130072
>Male
But in a past life we were a girl. Our gypsy aunt told us so.
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>>42130104
Thank fuck. Female.
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>>42130072
>>[NO CUSTOM INPUT, GO AWAY OTHERKIN]
STOP OPPRESSING ME
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>>42130091
Female always wins in these things because everyone on 4chan wants to be the little girl.
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>>42130072
What the fuck QM.

>Male identifying as man

[X] Privilege.
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>>42130072
1. Male
2. Female
3. Fuck You OP [CUSTOM INPUT]
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>>42130072
Woman
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>>42130091
Yes.
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>>42130091
I want to fuck up like Jolyne did and get fucked up.
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>>42130072
MAN.
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>>42130072
A man, lets go nuts

>>42130091
We clearly want to be a whore in and FOR Buccellati
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If we're gonna be female, we need to be pure. Let's attempt to give Jonathan a run for his money.
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>>42130072
Custom input: WHEN DO WE FUCK DIO
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>>42130104
In that case, count >>42130132 as "Female identifying as woman".

The privilege remains checked.
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>>42130091
not wanting to be a better jolyne than jolyne
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>>42130072
Fuck it, a Man. Let's be crossdressing ala Mulan
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>Woman
You're an average Cis-gendered woman.

What do you look like?
>First three posters describe, everyone else seconds.
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>>42130183
Forgot something?
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>>42130072
Female breh, no need to complicate a Jojo quest with that sort of thing.
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>>42130183
Jolyne
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>>42130183
DFC
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>>42130183
Dark hair, green eyes, some slight HEALTH
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>>42130183
Tall, flat and athletic
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>>42130183
literally jolyne
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>>42130206
Oh yes.
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>>42130183
Tall, dark hair, big chest
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>>42130183
Whoop, derp, forgot my trip.

Options:
>>Dark hair, green eyes, some slight HEALTH
>>Tall, flat and athletic
>>Tall, dark hair, big chest
VOTE, GENTLEMEN
>>
TIME FOR SOME ALTERNATIVE VOTING
1. >>42130206
2. >>42130207
3. >>42130203
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>>42130183
Above average height, 5'11.
Curvy build.
A Christmas cake with sloppy yet trimmed brown long brown hair with eye bags wearing a leather jacket, smoking a cigarette.
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>>42130257

Tall and athletic.
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>>42130183
Pucci but with boobs
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>>42130257
>Tall, dark hair, big chest
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>>42130257
Tall, dark hair, big chest
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>>42130183
With your pure Northern Italian heritage, you are clearly white, average height, fairly athletic looking.
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>>42130257
Voting for Tall, flat and athletic
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>>42130257
>>Tall, flat and athletic
but also a redhead
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>>42130263
>brown long brown
Fuck I'm too drunk for this.
Basically just a sloppy haired wild Milf is my vote.
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>>42130257
Opzione 3, per favore
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>>42130257
1.Tall, dark hair, big chest
2.Dark hair, green eyes, some slight HEALTH
3.Tall, flat and athletic
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>>42130257
That's not a trip, that's a name.
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>>42130257
1. >>42130207
2. >>42130206
3. Nothing
.
.
.
9999. >>42130203
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>>42130257
1. Tall, flat and athletic
2. Dark hair, green eyes, some slight HEALTH
3. Tall, dark hair, big chest
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>>42130257
>>Tall, dark hair, big chest
Practician taste.
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>>42130257
Tall, flat and athletic
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>>42130257
If we aint a man, we gonna look like one
Tall, flat and athletic
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>>42130257
>>Tall, flat and athletic
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>>42130257
Tall, flat and athletic for sure
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>Tall,Dark hair, big chest.
Thankfully, it looks proportioned, although a lot of people notice it first and everything else second.
The doorbell rings! Do you answer?
>Yes
>No
>Looks from the spyhole first
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>>42130257
F L A T
L
A
T
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>>42130257
TALL, FLAT AND ATHLETIC
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>>42130257
>>Tall, flat and athletic
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>>42130343
spyhole,
do you want to get raped?
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>>42130343
>Yes
Let's be a nice and trusting person.
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>>42130343
>Looks from the spyhole first
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>>42130343
>Tall,Dark hair, big chest.
PRACTICIAN TASTE REIGNS SUPREME.
>Look from the spyhole first.
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>>42130343
SPYHOLE
P
Y
H
O
L
E
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>>42130343

It's probably a gipsy. Ready your gun and check the spyhole.
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>>42130343
Look through the spyhole first, compadre.
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>>42130343
>Yell out "In a minute!" as you look from the spyhole
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>>42130343
>Spyhole
Seeing as we apparently have one, might as well be sure.
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>>42130343
So what's the timelimit on these?
>>
Spyhole

>>42130386
Pleb normie taste reigns supreme you mean
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>>42130391
>>42130366
>>42130386
This Is JoJo peeking out to look at a possible enemy at such a close range is dangerous, I'm afraid that we'll get our eye stabbed with a knife.
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>>42130343
>Ask who's there
>>
Just a heads up, guys, once I started writing (once I see a definitive majority) I ain't changing my choice.
>>Spyhole
You look through the spyhole.
It's a UPS deliveryman!
Do you open the door?
>Yes
>No
>[CUSTOM INPUT]
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>>42130428
Break down the door
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>>42130428
CUSTOM INPUT: I DIDN'T ORDER ANYTHING YOU CUNT
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>>42130428

In Italy? That's suspicious. Ask him what does he want.
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>>42130428
Custom Input: Scream out "What the fuck does it say on the package?" since I don't remember ordering anything.
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>>42130428
>Were we expecting anything being delivered?
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>>42130428
Open door with bullets
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>>42130428
Shoot him with your gun
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>>42130428
WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!
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>>42130428
hell yeah
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>>42130428
KILL HIM
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>>42130428
This >>>42130446

How about Giorgia Giordani as a name?
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>>42130428
Open the door with your asshole.
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>>42130428
yes
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>>42130428
>Open the door

>In a very revealing bathrobe

"Oooh. You got a big package for me, UPS man?"
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>>42130456
>>42130461
>>42130469

Seconding these, fuck his shit up
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>>42130428
>[CUSTOM] Try to remember whether you were expecting anything
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>>42130469

What about Anna Maria Franzoni?
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>>42130428
shoot him immediately
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>>42130428
Fuck him and then murder him and steal the box
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>>42130428
>Equip chainmail prior to opening the door.
>>
>>Ask him what he wants
He takes a deep breath and speaks in quick Italian.
"Excuse me, is this the apartment of miss..."
>NAME, SIMILAR TO APPEARANCE DESICION
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>>42130500
She should be, you know, a JoJo.
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>>42130428
>UPS
>In Italy

I don't fuckin' buy this. Don't open the door.
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>>42130481
>>42130456
>>42130461
Voting for all of these.
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>>42130517
Josie Jiovanni
>>
>>42130519

That's what they want you to believe.
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>>42130517
Jospehene Jiovanni
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>>42130517
Miss Steak
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>>42130517
Joy Joneva "Joey" Jovana IV
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>>42130517
Giorgia Giordani
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>>42130523
Sorry, I'm dumb and did not realize UPS isn't in Italy.

>>Fed-Ex guy
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>>42130517
calmy say OF COURSE, but grab gun that's out of his field of view
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>>42130517

Alessa Zeppelin
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>>42130517
>Busty, tall, and fit
It's gotta be Jocyeln.
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>>42130565
Seconding Alessa Zeppeli
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>>42130517

Giovanna Jiovanni.

>>42130559

It actually is, it's just not very common.
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>>42130559
Just stick with generic delivery man.
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>>42130565
Putting my vote on this.
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>>42130565
Seconding
rip when a joestar comes
>>
Options:
>Josephine Jiovanni
>Alessa Zeppeli
>Jocelyn
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>>42130517
Jovana Joestar.
I've always been fond of the name Jovana.
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>>42130611
Josephine
Do it faggots
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>>42130611
Alessa Zeppeli
>>
>>42130611
Alessa Zeppeli
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>>42130611
>Alessa Zeppeli
>>
>>42130611
Alessia Zeppeli.
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>>42130611
Zeppeli
>>
Also I am not putting any Joestars in.
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>>42130611
Alessa Zeppeli
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>>42130611
I'm the guy that put up the name Jocelyn, I change my vote to >>42130615
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>>42130611
>Alessa Zeppeli
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>>42130586
Yeah, it just seemed awfully suspicious to me, but I am aware they have some business in Italy.
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>>42130611

Since J is not a real letter, Zeppeli.
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>>42130624
>>42130626
>>42130628
>>42130634
>>42130637
HIVEMIND
I
V
E
M
I
N
D
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>>42130639
>but we are gonna do Zeppelis

H Y P O C R I T E
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>>42130639
Alessa Zeppeli it is then. Time to an Hero
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>>42130652

I agree with you: I'm the first one that said it was suspicious. The fact it's not impossible only makes it more suspicious.
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>>42130639
This is the kind of thing you need to specify beforehand OP.
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>>42130611
I'm feeling suicidal, so let's go with Alessa Zepelli.
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>>42130639
Why?
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>>42130639
Namewise.

>>Alessa Zeppeli

You reply with a "Yes", and the delivery man comes in.
He sets a long-yet-slender package on the table and hands you the forms, which you sign.
As he leaves, you feel an odd feeling you can only describe as MENACING.
What do you do?
>Open the Package
>Throw it away
>Put it aside for now, it's Sunday and you ain't got no time for serious business.
>[CUSTOM INPUT]
>>42130692
Because this happens during Part 5.
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>>42130692
because then we'll fucking die, we're a Zeppeli
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>>42130719
FUCK THE UPS GUYS SHIT UP
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>>42130719
Open it
>>
Holy shit... I had never thought that Alessa Zeppeli will be popular...

I pick Alessa because it mean something like "Defender of Mankind", and Zeppeli just because they are cool family despite the early death curses.
>>
>>42130719
Custom input: FORCE THE DELIVERY MAN TO OPEN IT FOR YOU BY LOCKING THE DOOR BEHIND YOU.
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>>42130743
We didn't pick due to Alessa, we picked due to Zeppeli

>>42130719
Chan
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>>42130719
>Shake it lightly to get a feel for what it could be.
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>>42130719
>>Open the Package
Get this shit over with. If its a stone mask with a ruby in it lets put that shit on.
>>
>>42130719
>MENACING
kek
>Open the Package
>>
>>42130719

M E N A C I N G

Open it.
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>>42130719
1.Open the Package
2. Put it aside for now, it's Sunday and you ain't got no time for serious business.
3. Throw it away
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>>42130719
Open the mask
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>>42130719
call the UPS guy faggot, and open the package as violently as possible
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>>42130719
Take the longest kitchen knife you have to the side of the package and open the side very slowly.
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>>42130719
Light it in fire
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>>42130719
Before the man manages to leave, ask who sent the package to you in the first place (Or better yet, inspect the box for the Billing Address if that doesn't work.)
>>
>>Attack the UPS Man

Crouching down on all four like a majestic Bengal tiger, you leap forward towards the UPS Man and swipe for his head.

"Yare yare daze" (Good Grief) The UPS Man sighs, using his clipboard to block your strike.

>Ask him who he is
>Keep attacking
>[CUSTOM IMPUT]
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>>42130780
>mask
we phantom blood now
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>>42130719
Shake the box and listen to it's contents before opening. Get a feel of how heavy it is.
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>>42130808
Seconding
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>>42130817
KEEP ATTACKING
KILL HIM
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>>42130817
KEEP ATTACKING
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>>42130817
Ask him who he is
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>>42130817
FUCK HIM UP
FUCK
HIM
UP.
After you win, make him open the package for you.
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>>Open it
Within it you find...
A decorative bow and arrow.
You recall these, you ordered them ages ago off some catalog in an attempt to make your new house look artsy.
What do you do?
>Examine
>Leave alone
>Hang on the wall
>[CUSTOM INPUT]
>>42130817
Please do not pretend to be me.
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>>42130817
>Yare yare daze
Hmm, that's not Italian.
Ask him who he is.
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>>42130850
SHOOT YOURSELF WITH IT, WE GETTING OUR STANDS
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>>42130817
stop attacking, and say
>"Who are you fa-----------------ggot!"
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>>42130850
>>[CUSTOM INPUT]
Equip it to our weapon slot.
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>>42130850
And we've got a mailman to test this thing out on!
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>>42130850
Use a trip you retard, this is the only instance where using a trip is the preferred corse of action in a thread.
>STAB SELF WITH THE ARROW.
>>
>>42130850
Custom input: Look outside window, locate target, shoot them with bow and arrow
>>
>>42130850
Please get an actual trip, also
>Examine
>>
>>42130850
Shoot it at yourself, we are gonna get dem stands.

Considering we are pretty fucking Bipolar already with UPS man attacking
>>
>>42130850
we are a woman, right
>stick up butt and/or vagina
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>>42130850
Examine
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>>42130850
Get a trip
>Examine, see the craftsmanship be careless, and get nicked
>>
>>42130850
Put it in a nice glass case somewhere and print out some fake Archery competition certificates to put next to it.
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>>42130850
Examine, it's important that we find out if it's actually "THE" bow before stabbing ourself like a retard.
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>>42130894
seconding
>>
>>Stab self

Grabbing the arrow in both hands, you plunge it deep in your chest. The painful feelign burns your skin, and you fall to the floor unconscious.

DECIDE STAND NAME

same as the others before, 3 suggestions etc.

also got a trip
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>>42130850
STAB YOURSELF, WHO CARES IF IT'S LEGIT. WE NUTS
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>>42130926
SPACE ODDITY
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>>42130926
SERIOUSLY?! Is she fucking retarded? At least TRY to be reasonable, Jesus Christ.
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>>42130926
Carry On My Wayward Son
>>
cuckoo cocoon
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>>42130926
>Gonna go far Kid
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>>42130926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMhwddNQSWQ

DARE TO BE STUPID
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>>42130926
Disturbed!

Since we're fucking nuts.
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>>42130307
see >>42130850 get a fucking trip.

>>42130943
This has to be the stand name
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>>42130926
Born to be Wild
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>>42130926
King Kunta.
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>>42130926
Under the Sun
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>42130926
CLOSE TO THE EDGE
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>>42130926
NO LIMIT NIGGA
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>>Examine
The delivery man having long left, you pick up the arrow, astounded by the craftsmanship-
And then the arrow, out of its own volition, almost moves into your hand, sinking deep into the skin of your palm.
Painful, horrible pain fills your mind.
Do you-
>Scream and run into the hospital
>Faint from the pain
>Call someone to help?
>[CUSTOM INPUT]
>>42130926
Fuck you.
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>>42130926
The sound of the silence
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>>42130969
masturbate, pain turns you on
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>>42130926
Welp, this quest is definitely going nowhere.
Oh well.
Five Magics
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>>42130992
This, lets jerk off
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>>42130969
I'm so confused.
This is why you OPEN THE THREAD WITH THE FUCKING TRIP.
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>>42130969
>>42130926
>who's real
>faint like a bitch, only to impale ourself on it again in the same spot
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>>42130969
Faint
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>>42130969
>>[CUSTOM INPUT]
Break out the medical kit. And a lot of alcohol to numb the pain.
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>>42130969
So it WAS a trap! Go find that mailman and kill him
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>>42130969
>>42130926
And this is why you always use a trip while making a quest, kids.
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>>42130926
>>42130969
Now we don't know the original poster.

>>42130926
I know that you're fake cause you don't use that many greentext.
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>>42130969
>Shriek and cradle your arm as you're stabbed, then frantically try to get it out
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>>42131002
>>42131006
>>42131017
>>42131020
I am the OP here.
My apologies, this literally never happened before.
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>>42130969
>Out of it's own Volition moves into your hand and stabs you
Might as well masturbate through the pain while you wait for it to ware off.
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>>42130969
We are jerking off to wear down the pain
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>>42131029
But most of your posts use JBAQuestfag as the name.
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>>42131029
>>42129465
proof please
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>>42131015
Seconded.
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>>42131046
Notice how this fag (>>42130926)
has JJBA Questfag with a space.
Also, guys, you can't masturbate, there's a goddamn arrow sticking in your palm.
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>>42131031
>>42131044
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>>42131031
>>42131044
>>42130998
>>42130992
We are doing this, jerk off
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>>42131031
>>42130998
>>42130992
Going to vote for this.
She has a massive Masochism/Pain fetish and although terrified and confused subconsciously reaches down to her crotch while trying to reach the phone to dial for help.
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>>42131084
Perfect.
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>>42131077
We have 2 hands damn it, AND THE THREAD SPOKEN. WE ARE JERKING IT
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>>42131077
It doesn't matter if he has a space in your name, it's that you already changed your name too, to begin with.

All you have to fucking do I screenshot both (You)s from both >>42131029 and >>42129465.

inb4 doc photoshops and takes over
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>>42130969
Call someone
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>>42131077
We have two hands
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>>42131053
hewre proof
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>>42131077

Masturbate. You obviously find this hot.
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>>42131084
That's got to be it.
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>>42131084
THIS

Our stand should have something to do with pain
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>>42131029
>>42131118

kek.
This thread is fucking ruined.
I know it's you Doc, please stop.
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>>42130969
masturbate
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>www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEtm_Q2LK9g
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>>42131143

AHAH, YOU FELL FOR MY TRICK!
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>>42131134
>>42131118
>>42131103
>>42131143
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>>42131143
BERRY NICEU
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>>42131143
oops left my trip on
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>>42131139
>ruined.
Are you kidding me? This just makes it more interesting.
It's BIZARRE.
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Is our fist up our cunt yet?
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>>42131160
caught
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>>42103171

new thread
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10/10, Quest of the year
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Okay we're back on track unless this is part of their plan.

Stick with >>42130969.

>>42131182
Also a reminder that you're a faggot.
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>>42131084
This
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>>42131143
>>42131160
TSU GI NI OMAE WA "I am a huge faggot!"

TO IU!
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>>42131189
Go away, this isn't your thread.
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>>Masturbate

Lewdly, you feel the juices deep inside of you moisten. Reachign down with your paw, you begin to stroke yourself as a dark red blinds your vision. You feel the heat swelling up inside, causing you to tense up, however nothign can stop those freaky fingers.

>Edge
>Cum
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>>42131152
>>42131152
>>42131152
>>42131152

please
>>
So anyway.
>>Masturbate
For some reason, you get off the pain. It comforts you. Arouses you.

You bite your lower lip as you begin, the pain nearly unbearable and blood trickling down your palm.
Are you sure you don't want to patch yourself before doing this?

>Yes
>No
>[CUSTOM INPUT]
(Perk Added: Masochist- you're more resistant to pain, and your attacks become stronger the more wounded you are)
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>>42131160
>>42131143
Fucking FOILED.
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>>42131231
no
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>>42131231
Drive the arrow further in.
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>>42131231
>You bite your lower lip as you begin

Additionally, Terunosuke Miyamoto is able to reveal that in terms of body language, Josuke's first unconscious reaction when unsure is to bite his lips.

My answer. No.
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>>42131231
Yes, lick the blood while you do it
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>>42131231
No, the blood adds to the experience. continue jerking
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>>42131231
[custom baby] rape neighbor's pet beetle
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>>42131231
so, our Stand is Ebony devil?
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>>42131231
Take something for the pain and go to the hospital, that shit ain't normal. If Rosie Palms can't make you forget the pain then it's serious.
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>>42131231
Blood is the best lube. Let's get freaky
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>>42131231
>Pull the arrow all the way through your palm and remove it, dial for an ambulance after your rabid sexual urges are under control.
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>>42131231

Jiggle the arrow in your wound. Let's take this masochism thing seriously.
>>
Nope, we gonna continue jerking
>>
Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>42131231
>Attempt to resist the urge to continue. DC10
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>>42131231
stick the arrow in our vagina
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>>42131231
No, we gotta keep enjoying ourselves
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>>42131276
This, deepen the wound.
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>>42131231
[CUSTOM] Reach for the phone to dial for an ambulance but continue masturbating throughout the call, being unable to control yourself.
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>>No
The pain isn't gone after your little session- in fact, it's nearly overwhelming you, having long lost its pleasurable aspect and becoming pure agony.
Do you-
>Try to call for help
>Yank the arrow out
>Fall down and lose consciousness
>[CUSTOM]
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>>42131321
>Stick the arrow in deeper
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>>42131321
GO TO THE HOSPITAL
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>>42131321
How deep is the arrow?
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>>42131321
Stick in the arrow deeper, we should get a better stand
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>>42131321
call for your crazy roomate, who keeps talking about her imaginary friend that follows her
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>>42131321
Yank the arrow out and Dial for help, try to surpress your pain fetish as you realize you need medical attention.
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>>42131321
Poke the arrow in farther
>>
Stick arrow further in
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>>42131350
seconding
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>>42131321
take it out, stab it again quickly we get Requiem, which we get based on what we need the most, a hospital filled with dildos.
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>>42131353
expanding on this, she's goes to med school
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>>42131321

Drive the arrow deeper in your flesh. That ought to make it pleasurable again.
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>>42131357
voting for this
>>
Man, our protag is gonna be fucking nuts.
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>>42131350
>>42131376
On an unrelated note, I am not considering any meta-based options.
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>>42131395
Oh, now funny remarks aren't allowed.

Puncture the arrow right through our arm
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>>42131321
push the arrow deeper
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>>42131395
You're a killjoy. That's why you specify this shit beforehand.
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>>42131353
>>42131376

2nding this.
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>>42131395
Let's go full sociopath and pull the arrow through while ignoring the pain, dial the hospital in a calm yet slightly aroused voice.
>>
Put in arrow deeper
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>>42131321
Push the arrow all the way through.
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>>42131395
OP, you really didn't think this through.

I don't know whether you've ever even SEEN any other quest thread, but they either lay down some hard rules AT THE START or just railroad the choices.

The latter isn't good, but at least think about what you're doing and WHERE you're doing it.
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>>42131395
I wanna change my vote, pull the arrow out and shove it through the fucking face to end this shitty quest.
>>
for fuck sake
>>42131152
>>42131152
>>42131152
>>
>>42131321

>Start stabbing yourself repeaditly

WE REQUIEM^2 NOW
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>>42131321
PUSH THE FUCKING ARROW IN
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>>42131453
This.
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>>42131453
You can't get killed by the arrow you know, read JoJo.
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>>42131321
Just stab yourself harder you cunt.
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>>42131430
>>42131414
>>42131453
I don't think I need to explain why metagaming-based reasons are dumb.

>Push the arrow deeper
Out of a force you do not entirely understand, you push the arrow deeper through the center of your palm. The pain overwhelms you, and you fall to the floor, unconscious.


You find yourself in...
>Complete darkness
>An old-looking foyer
>An odd, shadowy mimicry of your apartment
>[CUSTOM]
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>>42131493
In a fucking hospital, that UPS guy saves us
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>>42131493
>I don't think I need to explain why metagaming-based reasons are dumb.
Yeah, you're right about that but there's no fucking rule against it.

Answer:
>Complete darkness
>>
OP is dead, as is my patience
no more arrow bullshit

>MC dies a bloody death and is raped by Simon Cowell
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>>42131493
Custom: HEAVEN
>>
This is fucking crazy.
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>>42131493

>You wake up in an amusement park, on a giant ferris wheel.
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>>42131484
You read Jojo faggot.
If someone isn't worthy the arrow kills them and this fucking shit obviously isn't worthy.

>>42131493
Fucking kill yourself.
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>>42131493

Masochist heaven.
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>>42131510
Seconding this, UPS MAN IS THE MAN
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>>42131516
Your autism is unbearable.
Say hi to Dr. Filter.
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>>42131493
>You awake to find yourself in your own room but an hour before the incident occurred, you don't have the arrow or the wound.
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>>42131561
Seconding this.
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>>42131510
Voting for this, also I want the UPS guy to return later on with a stand
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>>42131549
UPS Quest when?
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>>42131493
>An old-looking foyer
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>>42131561
i dont care, this thread isnt progressing anywhere
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>>42131573
It would be better than this fucking amateur garbage.
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>>42131493
>[CUSTOM]
>Alessa finds herself on top of a grassy cliff next to a beach, with a marble staircase framed by flowers, which ascends up to a cloudy sky
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>>42131590
>this thread isnt progressing anywhere

But your cancer is progressing everywhere.
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>>42131590
It is actually, it's going pretty fast compared to other CYOA threads.
Just shut up and sit tight, wait for OP to deliver.
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>>42131510
>>42131572
This, try to fuck the UPS Guy afterwards
>>
>>Hospital
You wake up in the hospital, your arm bandaged thoroughly.

There's a figure- a FAMILIAR figure- sitting by your bed.

It's...

>A young, blond man, with a familiar face
>A muscular, dark-haired man with the shoulderspan of a brick wall
>An old English gentleman in a suit and a dapper bowler hat
>[CUSTOM]
>>
>>42131618
please put on a trip again, fake op, so i can filter your shit
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>>42131639
It's the UPS guy, I thought we made this clear
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>>42131626
We live the quiet life Kira always wanted with qt UPS Guy
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>>42131639
Giorno
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>>42131639
Which one is the UPS guy?
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>A young, blond man, with a familiar face

literally giorno, shoot his ass
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>>42131639
Custom: It's the UPS Guy
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>>42131639
Voting for the UPS guy appearing
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>>42131639
The UPS guy did this to you, it's got to be him.
>>
Oh look this quest already has its first MEME!
Le UPS Guy meme! So epic!
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>>42131639
1. CUSTOM: A man wearing a cape with the UPS logo on it who in terms of looks is part 3 Dio with an UPS cape
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>>42131686
You're almost as bad as Spiggy.
or maybe you're are him
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>>42131639
Custom: DIO
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>>42131699
Whatever you want to believe, cuck.
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>>42131639
The UPS guy saved us, so him
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>>42131686
Who shat on your bed the day your mother died? This isn't /b/.
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>>42131708
We didn't even get our stand yet, why should DIO give a shit about us?
And for that record, why should the UPS guy give a fuck about us, that's pretty suspicious, where are this girl's parents?
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>>UPS guy
The young, muscular deliveryman looks at you, smiling when you make up.
"Signorina Zeppeli! You're alright!"
He seems relieved and grateful.
What do you do?
>Ask him what's going on
>Ask for his name
>Tell him to call you Alessa
>[CUSTOM]
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>>42131748
UPS guy clearly came back after we audibly moaned and due to the fact that we had large knockers
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>>42131748
He sent the arrow to the wrong person and wants to get it back.
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thread is dead, UPS isnt in italy, and we don't even have a stand
>>42131699
cancer
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>>42131726
It might as well be with this fucking terrible quality standards.
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>>42131773
http://www.ups.com/content/it/en/contact/index.html

>>42131767
Ask him what the fuck is happening
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>>42131767
Custom: Ask him if he was outside our door the entire time
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>>42131767
>>Ask for his name
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>>42131767
What's going on.
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>>42131767
>Confess undying love
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>>42131767
kill him, he is an enemy
>>42131788
im an idiot
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>>42131767
Tell him to fuck off.
Check your wounds, if they are healed head for the exit.
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>>42131767
Reach in and give a kiss to the UPS guy
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>>42131798
>im an idiot
Yes you are.
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>>42131777
Again, what's rubbed you raw? Made a vote that didn't carry through? OP was a little sloppy, but it's hardly unsalvageable.
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>>42131798
>Im an idiot
You finally realize, thank you jesus.
Now shut up unless you have something valuable to say.
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>>42131806
>>42131767
This, the UPS guy is gonna be our bf and sidekick now on
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>>42131767
ask name
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>>42131767
Ask him why he came back for you, that's fucking suspicious.
Was he watching you masturbate?
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>>42131809
>>42131815
you too, brah
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>>42131813
Fuck you.
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>>42131767
As I said, try to fuck the UPS guy, at least a kiss
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>>42131837
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>>42131767
>Ask for his name
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>>42131859
I'm sincerely curious. Why bother with any of this instead of just leaving, if you don't like it?
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>>42131767
Ask name AND kiss
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>>42131861
Alessa Zeppelin may be a freaky blood fetishist but she is no whore, the Zeppeli are a respectable family.
>>
>>"What's going on?"
He blushes, rubbing the back of his head.
"Well, when I delivered the package, I must've left my phone in your apartment. When I came back, you were..."
his blush intensifies.
"... Well, you were half naked and passed out with this arrow in your hand. So I called 118 and made sure they got you."

What's your response?
>Thank him
>Slap him for seeing you naked
>Flirt with him
>[CUSTOM INPUT]
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>>42131901
Joseph was a whore and was a part of the Joestar family and sexual favors are the only favors
>>
>>42131913
>Thank him
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>>42131913
Flirt with him
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>>42131913
Slap
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>>42131913
Tell him to fuck off.
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>>42131913
>Thank him romantically.
>>
>>42131913
Slap him
>U-UPS GUY-KUN ... B-BAKA!
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>>42131913
>say " Do you want to see it again?"
>>
>>42131913
F L I R T
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>>42131913
Ask him why his face is red, nudity never bothered you.
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>Thanking him and flirt with him
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>>42131913
Flirt with him, he saw our unmentionables might as well get with him
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>>42131977
>>42131966
We like being seen naked and unconscious
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>>42131913
>>Flirt with him
>>
>>42131913
Ask where the arrow went
>>
Don't flirt with the fucking UPS GUY, try and figure out what the fuck just happened and examine your wounds.
Ignore him.
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>>42131913
Ask how the fuck did his phone magically get inside my house.
>MENACING ensues
>>
>>42131913
Flirt with him, we are fucking the UPS guy
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>>Flirt
A cheeky smile on your face, you start joking on the situation with a seductive tone, occasionally cracking jokes at his obvious embarrassment of this situation.

He blushes heavily, and tries to reply bashfully, but it doesn't seem to go anywhere.
You do, however, learn that his name is Franco.
What do you do now?
>Ask him for more info about the arrow
>Try to get his number
>Bid him farewell and try to relax
>[CUSTOM]
(Perk Added: Seductive- Your good looks and charm can help you in many situations.)
>>
>>42132074
Ask about arrow.
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>>42132074
shoot him
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>>42132074
Ask him if he knows where the arrow is, examine your fucking injuries.
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>>42132074
Get his number, like a fucking postman is gonna know about relics like this
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>>42132074
Manipulate Franco into getting his number, he may be useful in the future as an ally.
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>>42132074
Get his number, we gonna make this happen
>>
Calling it now. Delivery Man is actually the big bad.
>>
>>Ask about Arrow+Ask for number.
Franco shrugs.
"I'm afraid I don't know anything about the arrow, Signorina. Perhaps you could ask your doctor when he comes in?"
His phone beeps.
"Oh shit, I have to go-"
He quickly scribbles his number on a card and puts it on the nightstand beside the bed, before running out.
What do you do?
>Examine your injuries
>Try to get out of bed
>Sleep
>[CUSTOM]
>>
>>42132074
Get his fucking number
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>>42132173
Examine injuries, try to leave
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>>42132173
Sleep, we had a crazy ass day
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>>42132173
Examine your injuries, you had a fucking arrow stabbed through your hand. Make sure it didn't sever anything and see if you can use move your fingers.
>>
>>42132173
Sleep, does Italy have free healthcare?
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>>42132173
Masturbate,like really last time wasn't good
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>>42132231
We aren't in pain so we probably aren't turned on.
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>>42132173
I bet that if we choose sleep someone is going to jump at us
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>>42132216
They have a nation healthcare service, yes.
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>>42132173
Go to fucking bed, we must be tired after trying to fuck a delivery guy and torturing ourselves with an arrow masturbate before
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>>Examine injuries
Peeling back your bandage, you find-

Nothing but a very pronounced scar in the center of your palm.

Your fingers work well, and you can't seem to feel pain from this.

You do, however, get a tingly sensation when you look at it.
There's another figure in by your bed-
>A young, blond man, with a familiar face
>A muscular, dark-haired man with the shoulderspan of a brick wall
>An old English gentleman in a suit and a dapper bowler hat
>[CUSTOM]
>>
>>42132311
I take the English gentleman
>>
>>42132311
U P S G U Y
P
S

G
U
Y
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>>42132311
Custom: The Doctor
Ask him about the Arrow.
>>
>>42132311
Franco,the UPS guy
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>>42132311
UPS guy comes back
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>>42132311
Giorno.
>>
I'm new to quest threads but new thread when?

Also, the pom wanker (the brit cunt)
>>
>>42132311
Dark haired man
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>>42132386
Girono isn't an idiot, he wouldn't go himself but instead request someone to show up and bring you to the Mafia house.
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>>42132311
I suppose I'll take the old English gentleman

Even though it's not possible, considering this takes part in Part 5, I hope it's SPEEDWAGON.
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>>42132441
It is Speedwagon obviously, it matches his description.

I'm betting the other two are Jonathan/Jotaro and Giorno.
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Considering Franco just left...
>>English Gentleman
An old man, dressed like an English Gentleman with a long scar on his face, smiles at you happily.
"Good day to you, Miss Zeppeli."

>"Who are you?"
>"How do you know my name?"
>"How did you get here? I didn't see you appear."
>[CUSTOM]
>>
>>42132464
How'd he get here so quick?
>>
>>42132461
Spot on on one, wrong on the other.
It was supposed to be Shiza
>>
>>42132464
>[CUSTOM]
How the fuck are you alive?
>>
>>42132464
>"How do you know my name?"
>>
>>42132464
Custom
>Oi, wot toim eesit m8?
>>
>>42132464
>>42132476

How the fuck are you alive? Aren't you a 100?
>>
>>42132464
Come on,you don't have to think logically while doing a JJBA quest thread.
>"How do you know my name?"
>>
>>42132464
>>42132485
This, then rant about "british" "culture" like the dirty racist we are
>>
>>42132485
10 BONGS
>>
>>"How do you know my name?"
The old man laughs.
"It's a long and complicated explanation, Miss Zeppeli.

My name is Robert Speedwagon. You may have heard of my Foundation.

Simply speaking, I am a ghost."

>"...What?"
>" Are you fucking kidding me?"
>Believe him.
>[CUSTOM]
>>
>>42132580
Call the doctors screaming you are seeing ghosts
>>
>>42132580
>" Are you fucking kidding me?"
>>
>>42132580
>>" Are you fucking kidding me?"
>>
>>42132580
>2 fukken spooky m8
>>
>>42132580
>" Are you fucking kidding me?"
>>
>>42132580
"I'm sorry, I don't speak Cockney Rhyming Slang, could you repeat that in Gods Italian?"
>>
>>42132580
Scream
>>
>>42132605
>>42132580
C'mon do "I'm sorry, I don't speak Cockney Rhyming Slang, could you repeat that in Gods Italian?", Let's go full xenophobe, We are a proud italian
>>
>>42132605
>>42132580

>"I'm sorry, I don't speak Cockney Rhyming Slang, could you repeat that in Gods Italian?"

This
>>
OP, start new bread, this ones at limit
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>>42132605
This, let's see if it's a real ghost or our imagination
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>>"Are you fucking kidding me?"
He lifts a hand.
"I can explain.
The 'Arrow' you've been stabbed with is an artifact of great power. You will soon see the effects.

I'm, in a way, bound to both your 'bloodline' and another one, and until you find 'peace', I'm afraid I will remain with you."
He chuckles.
"You will soon gain a 'power' known as a 'Stand'. treat it well, Alessa. I will return, but for now I must depart."
He slowly starts fading, as a headache slowly starts to drum through your head.
>Call the doctor
>Hold your head
>try to sleep it off
>[CUSTOM]
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>>42132605
this. Don't choose the boring ones as always,OP.
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>>42132688
Call the fucking doctor, we want the arrow back
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>>42132688
God damn it OP, why didn't we insult Speedweed?

Call the fucking doctor
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>>42132688
Fucking Bongs...just try and call the Doctor, I suppose.
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>>42132688
masturbate
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>>Call the Doctor
After a few minutes of pressing the buzzer, the doctor, an elderly man, appears.
"What seems to be the problem, Signora Zeppeli?"
>Ask about the Arrow
>Ask about your injuries
>Say you want out
>[CUSTOM]
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>>42132795
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GIVING ME, I JUST TALKED WITH A 70 YEAR OLD BRITISH GHOST
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>>42132795
ask about arrow
also get a new thread OP
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>>42132808
Seconding this. We're fucked in the head
>>
Ask about the ghost
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>>42132795
Look him dead in the eyes, and completely deadpan, say "I see dead people."
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>>42132819
New one because OP wont make one
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>>42132808
Poster of >>42132838
I've decided to abandon my idea and second the first one, since I much prefer it.
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>>42132808
Yep, ask about the ghost, don't forget the foulmouth
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>>42132842
Anon, this thread is still going. Don't make new ones for me.
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>>42132808
This.
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>>42132875
We're at the bump limit so I set one up, so we can keep it going without a break for you to make a thread
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>>42132905
>We're at the bump limit

Literally doesn't matter on this board.
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>>WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GIVING ME, I JUST TALKED WITH A 70 YEAR OLD BRITISH GHOST
The doctor seems to take this quite seriously.
"Hmm, yes, must be a side effects of the anesthetics we used when we removed the arrow."
You see something move in your peripheral vision, from both directions.
Which way do you look?
>Left
>Right
>Ignore it, keep talking to the doctor
>[CUSTOM]
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>>42132916
Didnt know that, first time using this board forgive me please
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>>42132919
Use our latent reptile powers to look in both directions at once.
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>>42132919
Look both ways, we are crosseyed
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>>42132944
this
Donut captcha
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>>42132944
>>42132943

We are going crosseyed, do it
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>>42132919
look both ways while doing a dinosaur screech
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>>42132919
both ways, part of stand power
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>>42132944
Come on, we were pros at magic eyes and can look both ways
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Crosseyed
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>>Look both ways
You somehow manage to move your eyes and see in both directions.
TO YOUR LEFT, you see-
>A beetle...?
>Something ropey passing by
>A fist
>[CUSTOM]
To your right- you see a syringe, in midair, flying towards you.
>Dodge it!
>Catch it!
>Ignore it!
>[CUSTOM]
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>>42133026
To our left, we see Speedwagon's bowler hat sitting on a chair.

Also punch the syringe, we stronk
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>>42133026
Ropey

Catch it
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Catch the syringe

>>42133042
Yep, I want to see his hat lying on the chair
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>>42133026
>a beetle
>the siringe is probably the doctor,who cares when there's a fucking beetle
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>>42133026
catch both and pull the ropey thing, throw back the syringe
>>
WE SEE SYRINGES BOTH WAYS

WE CATCH BOTH
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>>42133102
This, we are an absolute madman
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>>42133102
this
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>>42133102
This

5 bucks says we fucked our vision and it's only coming from right
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>>42133102
This, definitely this.
>>
>>Needles From both sides
>>Catch both
In a feat of courage (Or stupidity), you managed to catch the syringes.
The one in your right hand seems cold and normal, and you briefly wonder why it flew at you.
The one held in your left hand (The stabbed one), however, feels... Warm. Pleasing. Familiar.

The doctor grins.
"So, your 'Stand' has finally awakened, Miss Zeppeli."

>"...What?"
>"...Well, up yours!"
>[CUSTOM RESPONSE]
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>>42133206
>"...What?"
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>>42133206
No witty comeback, just punch through the old bastard like he is wet paper
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>>42133206
>[CUSTOM RESPONSE]
>A Stand?! YOU'RE FUCKING TELLING ME THAT A GHOST ACTUALLY TALKED TO ME, IT SOUNDED MADE UP WHEN HE SAID I'D GET A STAND, I SAW A REAL FUCKING GHOST!
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>>42133206
>>42133228
>No witty comeback, just punch through the old bastard like he is wet paper

Do this, we don't fuck around
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>>42133206
>The one held in your left hand (The stabbed one), however, feels... Warm. Pleasing. Familiar.

God damn it, are we horny again?

>>42133228
This, rip through him
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>>42133228
Yes
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>>42133206
Take the syringes and attempt to plunge them into his eyes. Also say "How about a taste of your own-ah, you know what, fuck it! That seemed to sound much better in my head."
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>>42133228
This ain't a fucking comic, no comebacks, get into the fight
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>>42133311
second
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>>No witty comeback, just punch through the old bastard like he is wet paper
Your attempts at punching him are thwarted by multiple needles, filled with various substances, shooting in your direction!
What do you do?
>Avoid them!
>Take them like a champ!
>Throw your own needle!
>[CUSTOM]
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>>42133340
Take them like a champ

AND THAT CHAMP'S NAME IS JOHN CENA

DOOT DO DO DOOOOT! DO DO DO DOOOT
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>>42133340
use our feminine charm to seduce the doctor
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>>42133340
>Take them like a champ!
We're a masochist.
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>>42133340
Roll out of the bed and flip it on its side to create a makeshift shield.
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>>42133340
Take the needles, and stay silent. we gonna stay silent
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>>42133352
WE 5 KNUCKLE SHUFFLE THE DOCTOR
PLEASE
>>
I archived this on suptg so dont worry jjbaquestmaster just keep on trying to learn how to write
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>>Take the needles
In what could be the dumbest thing you ever did, you let yourself be pierced by the multiple syringes controlled by the mad doctor.
He grins maniacally as they start pumping the various liquids in them into your bloodstream!
"I won! My Stand, 「Needles」, is pumping its poisons into you! You will die, Zeppeli! Die before the hour is over!"

You feel nausea-
But one by one, the syringes in you begin to feel similar to the one in your hand.
Your blood steadily trickles into them, and they start feeling... As if they're a part of you.

What do you do?
>Pull the syringes out and throw them at him!
>Try to punch him!
>Try to control the few syringes that fell out, stained with your blood!
>[CUSTOM]
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>>42133486
let him throw more syringes into you adn start masturbating
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>>42133491
>>
>>42133491
this
>>
Aw shucks, guys, I really don't want to do this, but...
>>let him throw more syringes into you
You revel in the pain as more syringes filled with more poisons slam into your chest and stomach, letting you bleed more. You're feeling kinda woozy, should you stop?
>Same options from before.
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>>42133592
keep letting him throw syringes into you until you're almost at your limit then hose him down with a steady spray of pussy juice
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>>42133592
I'll throw you a line and say try to control the few syringes that fell out.
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>>42133592
I guess we have no fear of death, that's pretty metal.
>Take out two Syringes and simply walk up to the doctor ignoring attacks, when in close range jam them both into his eye sockets.
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>>42133626
>>42133674
>>42133676
Any tiebreakers?
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>>42133739
Why don't you decide for once?
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>>42133626
Seconding this, shock him then strike
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>>Try to control the syringes
in an almost natural ease, you manage to lift the syringes, and fling them into the doctor, who slumps over in surprise, watching the two needles sticking out of his chest.
"I-Impossible! Y-You can't-" he mutters before falling down, dead.

You can feel the poisons dripping out of your system.

Your Stand's name is...
>S&M
>Blood Junkie
>Youngblood
>[CUSTOM]
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>>42133816
The thread is about to 404 and most people have fucked off, I think you should open the next thread with this question since it's pretty important.
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>>42133816
I said once, I'm gonna say again.

Our stand is DARE TO BE STUPID
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>>42133828
this
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>>42133827
Fair enough. I think I'll go to sleep now, if you folks don't mind.
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>>42133816
Menstruation Mirage
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>>42133828
I love myself some Weird Al, this
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>>42133816
Take on Me/ Ah-Ha!
>>
Went to bed, the Stand Name will continue tomorrow!
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>>42133896
Ok, this thread was terrible. god damn it. Did our father sucumb to the Zeppeli curse before he could raise us? Sexual gratification with artifacts, lusting after a postman, sucking in poison
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>>42133843
That's perfect, see you tomorrow.
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>>42133918
I'm making do with what I can. Hopefully there will be less shitposters around next time.
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>>42133918
She's a sexual chaotic deviant alright, but that's not necessarily a bad thing.
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>>42133940
Say what you will, I want to see the UPS guy again
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>>42133960
This I agree with, although the masturbation bit will get old real fast.



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