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>This is a quest taking place in an alternate version of the Naruto world during the same time period as the story, with a few notable differences. You will be playing as Kon Karagowa, a Leaf Genin. Your character is defined by your choices, so write-ins are always encouraged. And remember to have fun!

>Quest Info:http://pastebin.com/MVFFKhvH
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Your Sensei lies trapped in a prison of water, as you and your teammates stand face to face with a deadly Jonin.

"I'll deal with you later, Kakashi." Zabuza forms another hand seal. "For now..."

"Water Clone Jutsu!" On Zabuza's word, a human figure rises from the water and takes on his form.

"Heh, just wearing those headbands doesn't make you ninja." Zabuza taunts. "You can only be called a ninja once you have straddled the line between life and death so many times that it has become natural. Though surely skilled kids like you would have one day made fine ninja, had you not met me. Now your lives will be tragically cut short."

His Water clone approaches the group, ready to strike.

"Run away!" you hear from Kakashi Sensei inside his water prison. "Take the bridge builder and go! He's using all of his energy to keep me in here, so he can only fight you with his water clones, but they can't go far from his real body! So just run!"

>A.Alright

>B.There's no way we're leaving you behind, Sensei

>C.Other
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>>42152094
>>B.There's no way we're leaving you behind, Sensei

"Sorry boss but we're gonna have to break your rules. Sadly those who break the rules are scum. Those who abandon their friends are worse than scum! Sit tight Kakashi-sensei, these piles of scum are going to save you!"

Time for extreme planning.
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>>42152094
>There's no way we're leaving you behind, Sensei

I hope you're all reading Zabuza's lines in the smooth rasp of Steve Blum
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>>42152094
>>B.There's no way we're leaving you behind, Sensei
Kiba, keep the clones busy, Sausuke be ready for when I make my move. Prepare kunai hell with our gear as a distraction.
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>>42152094
>B.There's no way we're leaving you behind, Sensei
Maybe less blind protagonist

More like, screw it you'll owe us one once this is over
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>>42152094
>>B.There's no way we're leaving you behind, Sensei

Like we'd pick anything else.
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>>42152094
>B.There's no way we're leaving you behind, Sensei
I will never accept defeat.
I will never quit.
I will never leave a fallen comrade.
>>42152204
But of course.
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>>42152094
Throw kunai with explosive note up at such angle that it will explode when Zabuza is between Kakashi and note
Then throw bunch of kunai at him so they will hit at time of explosion
One of them should have note
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Obviously we transform into a giant shuriken and have Sasuke throw us at Zabuza. Then we transform back and throw a kunai at Zabuza to free Kakashi.

Totally came up with that myself. Yep.
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>>42152186
>>42152204
>>42152219
>>42152220
>>42152223
>>42152309

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjjkHg5FOhk&list=PL3AC39BCAE0A97F85&index=6

"There's no way we're leaving you behind, Sensei." you answer.

"Kon's right." Sasuke adds. "If we leave now, he'll just track us down and eliminate us. And there will be nothing we can do. Our only chance is to free you, Sensei."

Behind you, Tazuna looks solemn. "That's right kids. This is all my fault. They're after me so, you boys do what you have to do."

"I'll try and get you guys an opening!" Sasuke tells you before he runs off to meet Zabuza's clone.

"Kon." Kiba addresses you. "Akamaru and I have been working on a new technique. We dash and the opponent and spin, turning our entire bodies into weapons. If we can hit, it's sure to break the clone. But we haven't had much practice. If he dodges, we'll be wide open. I don't know how many times we'll be able to pull it off, either."

Sasuke's attack on Zabuza meets with a swift kick to the gut. After jumping to avoid Zabuza's sword, Sasuke now finds himself held up by his throat.

>A.Tell Kiba to use it now

>B.Try to use this opening

>C.Give other directions

>D.Do something else
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>>42152391
I think we are meant to fight fate and not follow it's footstep
To escape from this illusion we need real power
And we don't have it yet
And we won't gain it if we will follow this fate
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>>42152517
>A.Tell Kiba to use it now
>D.Do something else:Combo attack with Kiba, Support him with wired explosive kunai.
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>>42152517
>>A.Tell Kiba to use it now
Throw a kunai at Zabuza, Stealth Tag on it.
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>>42152517
>Run forward towards them and have Kiba activate it at a delay so we can grab sasuke as zabuza gets hit
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>>42152391
The problem with stealing plans from the actual series is that we don't actually know how to make shadow clones. Half of Naruto's good ideas were "Make them think one of the shadow clones was real, when he was doing something else."
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>>42152517
>>C.Give other directions
Use our kyon-thingie to grab Zabuza's arm and pull him off and hold him in place for the two to hit him.
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>>42152565
>>42152591
>Forgetting that Zabuza just created a water clone.
Blind, You all are fucking blind.
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>>42152517
>C.Give other directions

Use it with the intention of letting his clone dodge it, and charge through to the real one, we'll even try to hold down the clone with our Kyoketsu-shoge so it looks like that's your real target.
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>>42152591
I got better plan
We should open third gate and punch his head off
If that's not enough we should also use some chakra of Nibi
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>>42152628
I meant the water clone, not actually Zabuza.
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>>42152539
Second.
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>>42152642
Twelfth'd.
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How does the substitution jutsu actually work? Could we cover a log with explosive tags, and let Sasuke substitute himself with it?
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>>42152539
>>42152557
>>42152565

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pWEtpcFCjo&list=PL3AC39BCAE0A97F85&index=15

"Well get ready to use it." you tell Kiba.

As he feeds Akamaru that pill again and performs his transformation, you run ahead.

As you approach, you throw some wired kunai with explosive tags toward his arm. On reflex, he throws Sasuke away while moving his arm to dodge. You run up to Sasuke in time to see Kiba's attack.

"Man-Beast Taijutsu: Fang Over Fang!" Kiba and Akamaru begin spinning extremely fast, and hit Zabuza's water clone head on.

The clone bursts into water and Kiba lands alongside you and Sasuke, only for Zabuza to laugh.

"Amusing. Water Clone Jutsu!" he forms another handsign, and creates yet another clone from the water of the lake.

"I can keep this up much longer than you, kids." Zabuza goes on. "It doesn't matter how many clones you manage to beat. After all, you kids just don't have it in you to be as ruthless as I am. They called me the Demon of the Hidden Mist. Until ten years ago, the Mist's academy graduation exam required the students to kill each other to advance. That is, until the year I showed up and killed every student."

"It was... so much fun." Zabuza muses to himself. "But enough reminiscing. Let's get this over with."

His newly created clone begins to approach.

"This is useless." Sasuke insists. "We have to get to his real body."

>A.You have a plan

>B.You got nothing
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>>42153175
>Hey Sasuke, You remember how we beat Kakashi in the test? Let's try that.
(The fireball enhanced super explosive tags as a distraction/smokescreen while Kiba goes in undercover of the smoke.)
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>>42153241
This is a decent idea, we should have Kiba go to free Kakashi rather than try to fight Zabuza, though. He seriously outclasses us.
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>>42153241
Second, Sounds like a good plan, It caused a HUUUGE explosion and smokescreen.
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>>42153175
>A.You have a plan
We just need to break his concentration enough to free Kakashi, right?
Attach a couple tags to a kunai. Throw it at Zabuza (the real one's) feet, making sure the throw looks sloppy and desperate, while charging head on at the water clone. Have Sasuke detonate the tags.
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>>42153241
This but with the goal of rescuing Kakashi not killing Zabuza as we'd probably get someone killed trying that
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>>42153241
After we and Sasuke provide the distraction, should we try to flank and distract with ranged tools? (Kunai shuriken etc.)
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How about herding the water clone closer to Zabuza and then strike the clone dead and with momentum goes on to strike zabuza or his arm
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>>42153175
>A.You have a plan
Do >>42153241, the smokescreen for Akamaru to attack again, but whilst that's happening we copy canon, make a clone, and transform ourselves into a shuriken for Sasuke to throw at Zabuza.
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>>42153175
>A.
Give me thirty seconds, then rush him. I'm gonna set up a log with some explosive tags, then you substitute for it. Kakashi should be shielded from the blast by the water.
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>>42153352
We don't know kage bushin you idiot.
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>>42153336
All we gotta do is get Zabuza to use the hand he is holding the prison with occupied with something else, in canon it was done by trickery/a back attack.
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>>42153380
It doesn't need to be a shadow clone, it can be a normal one. It just needs to stand there when the smoke clears so he doesn't notice anything
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>>42153392
Make him use a jutsu that requires two hands?
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Ooooh, I made it again! Even sooner this time too.
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>>42153536
Oh Jesus Christ, Himawari! Warn a guy before you use that face.
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>>42153597
Naruto never knew what defeated him
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>>42153597
She's the cutest daughter ever! Like a kitten who is blossoming into a super stronk killer! I'd be such a proud parent if my future children were like Himawari.
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>>42153500
Yeah, or make him block with that hand, or make him lose focus by solidly hitting him (MOST UNLIKELY OUTCOME) or tripping him.

Now if we were to trip him, we would need to engage him as a group, and force him to react in a way that he would be to preoccupied to dodge our shoge, preferably BETWEEN water clones.

Hell any move on him should be in between water clones.
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>>42153677
Unfortunately his other kid was a shit. Like Konohamaru, but worse.

>>42153699
Could we not just try to pierce the Prison too? I mean if we made a hole in it, or force more air into it, it could pop like a bubble, and set Kakashi free.
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>>42153699
I want a cool scene where we use our kyoketsu to swing from the water clone and into Zabuza himself and attack him with kunais and EXPLOSIONS.
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>>42153776
Getting close to anyone who is faster than us is bad idea
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>>42153765
Boruto doesn't seem too bad. Yet.

Hopefully. At the least he protects his imouto!
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>>42153241

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8oFiJgsyEc&index=16&list=PL3AC39BCAE0A97F85

"Remember how we beat Kakashi Sensei's test?" you ask.

Sasuke nods. "I follow you."

Next to you, Kiba comes to an understanding. "And then we pass through, right?"

Your course of action settled, the three of you take off. you throw a handful of kunai all stringed with explosive tags towards Zabuza's water clone, who simply dodges.

"You can't be expecting to actually hit me with that?" Zabuza mocks. "This time you won't even get an opening from it."

As soon as the tags are down, Sasuke makes his move. With a flash of hand seals, he prepares. "Fire Release: Fireball Jutsu!"

The flames hit your tags and cause another huge explosion. You don't expect that it was enough to take down the clone, but it doesn't matter.

"They're using the smoke from the explosion as cover this time, eh?" Zabuza muses. "Well you will run out of these creative ways to defeat my clones soon enough."

Just then, Kiba and Akamaru emerge from the smoke, spiraling towards Zabuza.

"After my real body?" Zabuza notes. "You think you're smart, huh? Well too bad."

Kiba and Akamaru are aimed too low. Zabuza jumps right over them.

"I told you, it's useless!"

>continued
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>>42153816
Well mostly just to swing up to him and throw kunais at him so he has to use more than one hand. We don't need to get close to him, we just need to make him react.
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>>42153832
No! Not the dog! Zabuza I beg you, just spare the dog!
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>>42153832
>Human sized
>Too low
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>>42153832
>Kiba and Akamaru are aimed too low. Zabuza jumps right over them.

>"I told you, it's useless!"

>Zabuza jumps

Hehehe.
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>>42153944
I know where this is going.
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>>42153832
I hope you managed to keep a hand on the sphere while you were jumping, mate.
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>>42153832
Y'all niggas know what happens now?

>"Boom, baby."
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>>42153968
>He jumps up, and his hand stays in the orb as he leaps to the other side.

>F$%^$
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>>42154038
>In a rage, he beats us to death with his bloody stump.

>Bad end.
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>>42153832

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTrhd5SBBpc&list=PL3AC39BCAE0A97F85&index=51

Your contingency comes in. Out from the smoke emerge a handful of kunai and shuriken that you and Sasuke had thrown to be extra sure.

"Foolish!" Zabuza exclaims. He catches a kunai with his free hand and knocks the rest away harmlessly. "You can try as many times as you like, you'll never hit me!"

Just then, Zabuza is struck. After missing their attack, Kiba and Akamaru stopped spinning. Using Kiba as a springboard, Akamaru returned to attack from the opposite direction as Zabuza was distracted.

His arm injured, his hold on the water prison breaks. "You damn mutt!" Zabuza cries in rage.

As he is about to stab Akamaru, he is stopped by Kakashi, now free.

>A.Sit back and let Sensei handle it

>B.Try to keep helping

>C.Other
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>>42154116
>>A.Sit back and let Sensei handle it
Guard Tasuna!
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>>42154102
>Our kekkei genkai activates upon death, and we become the embodiment of the god of death
>surprise end
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>>42154116
>A.Sit back and let Sensei handle it

Make sure the guy we're hired to protect is alright.
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>>42154116
>Take up position around Azuna.
"You got this, Sensei?
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>A.Sit back and let Sensei handle it
Our job is to guard the bridge builder. Only intervene if it looks like Kakashi needs it.
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>>42154116
>C.Other
Get out of the way, because with a look like that on his face we can tell sensei's about to do something scary.
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>>42154137
Second.
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>>42154116
>A.Sit back and let Sensei handle it
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>>42154116
>B.Try to keep helping
Mother fucker tried to hurt Akamaru.
He deserves to die SLOWLY.
Yes, I am a dog person, why do you ask?
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>>42154116
>>A.Sit back and let Sensei handle it

>Dis Gon be gud intensifies

>JUNK FOOD EATING INTENSIFIES
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>>42154116
I call bullshit
How the hell has he forgot about that Kiba is behind him
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>>42154116
>Other
Take Tasuna's alcohol and take a swig of it.

"Shuddup, you owe us."
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>>42154116
>C. "Fucking FLAWLESS guys!"
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>>42154116
>A.Sit back and let Sensei handle it

>>42154184
Ah he can eat the rabbit he found earlier, he'll be fine.
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>>42154116
>C. "So, anyone bring any chips? 'cause dis gon be gud."
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>>42154116
So why exactly didn't Kiba throw kunai at Zabuza?
If Akamaru got to him then kunai would kill him
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>>42154192
You that much of a Zabuza fan?

Well this is a first. Someone who sides with the enemy.
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>>42154236
Not him, But Zabuza is awesome dude.
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>>42154192
He was deflecting kunai AS the dog bit him, nor did he notice that they reajusted so quickly.

He was midair. Busy. With one hand.
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>>42154192
He's a cocky fuck, no reason in canon he should have been fooled either or even died considering how powerful he's portrayed upon revival.
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>>42154300
And probably wasn't expecting a couple of genin to be that tricksy.
We may be twelve, but we fight like a canny old man with no sense of fair play.
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>>42154328
We also don't have a fox empowering us nor the shadow clone spam.

We've got to be clever or he's gonna kill us with his cleaver.
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>>42154328
Not to mention the plan was convoluted as fuck.

If we get any stat gain from this mission, it should be in Intelligence.
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>>42154353
Yeah, we're not even that bad, as far as some characters in canon go. We've only really been tricky and unfair in fights when we're severely outclassed and something important is on the line.
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>all this explosive tag usage

This is literally us.

Our signature move will be pic related.
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>>42154372
Have we had a fight when we weren't severely outclassed? Ten-ten doesn't really count because that was learning to use our weapon.
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>>42154393
Well, now that I think about it, I guess not. We're pretty friendly with all the Genin, and they're the only ones who wouldn't demolish us in a fair fight.
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>>42154374
Well, much like the Viet Cong, Mujahideen, or Checens, we are SEVERELY outclassed by our foes on a regular basis. Blowing shit the fuck up is one of the best ways to level the playing field.
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>>42154374
One of these days we're going to meet Deidara and have the weirdest bonding moment in the middle of the fight.
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>>42154217

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjjkHg5FOhk&index=6&list=PL3AC39BCAE0A97F85

"Good boy, Akamaru." Kakashi praises. "And nice work by the whole team. I'll take it from here."

You fall into defensive positions around Tazuna. Kiba and Akamaru swim over to join you as your Sensei deals with Zabuza.

The two Jonin break apart and stand opposite from each other. They start making a flurry of hand seals.

Next to you, Sasuke comments. "Sensei. He's using the Sharingan."

Kakashi is mirroring Zabuza's movements exactly.

They both finish the jutsu at the same time. "Water Release: Water Dragon Jutsu!" they shout.

The jutsu cancel each other out, and the two Jonin clash again.

>A.Take the opportunity to ask Sasuke what's up

>B.Do something else

>C.Just stay alert
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>>42154425
>Kon: "What is this "Fair" you speak of?"
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>>42154328
That's because we are a 12 year who has aspirations to become a great ninja. We think like a tricky bastard. How? 4CHAN!
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>>42154452
>A.Take the opportunity to ask Sasuke what's up
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>>42154452
>C.Just stay alert
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>>42154452
>>A.Take the opportunity to ask Sasuke what's up
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>>42154452
>A.Take the opportunity to ask Sasuke what's up
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>>42154452
>C.Just stay alert

I can't wait to do something retarded like use explosions as propulsion.
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>>42154452
>"Yeah, what's up with that. Sensei's not secretly an Uchiha, is he?"
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>>42154452
>A.Take the opportunity to ask Sasuke what's up

It'd be cool if Kakashi's Dogs could become bro's with Akamaru, have him become stronger than canon Akamaru due to learning shit from them
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>>42154490
Shaped.

Charges.
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>>42154452
>B.Do something else
Idly copy their hand signals. We really need to get better at them so we can better learn about our secret explosion bloodline jutsu.
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>>42154452
>>A.Take the opportunity to ask Sasuke what's up
"Ooh. Do you think I could get a sharingan in one eye and a byakugan in the other? I'd look so cool."
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>>42154490
So, building a ninja rocket ship?
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>>42154452
>C.Just stay alert
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>>42154450
>"Is...is that a chain of bombs? Are you swinging a chain of bombs at me?"
>"...yeah? Why?"
>"Uhm....wanna catch a movie later?"
And thus, the gay smutfic.
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>>42154534
Exploding blood.

Exploding clothes.

Exploding saliva.

Exploding air.

Exploding sunlight

The explosions are limitless.
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>>42154452
>A.Take the opportunity to ask Sasuke what's up
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>>42154552
If there's anyone we want to copy it's Haku. Single handed seals would be a huge advantage. I hope we don't have to kill him, it would be nice if we could learn from him instead.

Also, he's super cute. Just saying, damn is that a pretty boy.
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>>42154490
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Orion_%28nuclear_propulsion%29

>Implying that's a retarded idea
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>>42154617
EXPLODING YOOOOOOOUTH!
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Guys?

Are...are we becoming the Aizen of bombs?

Or maybe the Dio?
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>>42154554
Wow, anon that's pretty heartless and rude. Almost on the level of bullying small children for no reason level rude. Why would you do that?
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>>42154617
We really should focus on paper ninjutsu then
With some luck we will be capable of recreating that technique Konan uses
It would also allow us to fly
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>>42154617
>Inb4 we become earth element

Deidara finds us and goes "FINALLY, A WORTHY APPRENTICE!" and locks us in a fortified room until we can explode the door down.
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>>42154664
That other guy just has such a happy look on his face.
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>>42154642
>Fourth Shinobi World War starts up
>convince the hokage to fund us building a flying crowbar
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>>42154653

BOMBA BOMBA BOMBA BOMBA BOMBA!
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>>42154624
Well somehow I don't think we'll be able to stand around and do whatever we like when we fight Haku. But here we have the opportunity to watch two high level ninjas in action.
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>>42154624
Everyone is gay for Haku. It is in fact a time honored tradition to make exceptions for Haku, much like the shittier tradition of turning Haku into an actual girl when writing a fanfic because you're insecure about him being a guy.
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>>42154664
Because I'm a heartless rude bully who doesn't give any fucks.

I steal candy from children and then rip out their eyes and implant them into myself.
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>>42154653
I need a picture of that Dio meme with Dio's face crudely having a Bombomb face shopped over it, without messing with the bomb.
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>>42154687
The happy looking guy is Itachi. Pretty sure it's from a filler but god damn if a smiling Itachi isn't hilarious.
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>>42154743
I call fucking bullshit. Itachi is only smiling when he's dead.
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>>42154653
Nah. We're gonna be Joseph Joestar.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6BgqFYrD8UM
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>>42154729
Literally the worst person in Naruto.

Like seriously fuck this guy.

>>42154756
It's Itachi man.
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>>42154770
Only if we actually get good at genjutsu and start copying his "Your next line will be"
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>>42154788
It's really hard to tell it's him when he's smiling.
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>>42154729
>Danzo


Nice joke, brah.
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>>42154802
We don't need Genjutsu for that, just a super high intelligence, since it's mostly used to measure who we can outsmart.
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>>42154756
It is though. I was confused too but it's really him, smiling at Kakashi. Talk about twilight zone.
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>>42154862
I bet Itachi smiles a lot in this universe.
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>>42154888
He's probably not even S rank
Maybe not even A rank
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>>42154894
no, he's still OP as shit, remember he was actually stronger BEFORE he left the village, due to disease killing him.
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>>42154620

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGdFPcLx-vs&index=5&list=PL3AC39BCAE0A97F85

"What's going on, Sasuke?" you ask.

"Sensei is using the Sharingan to replicate Zabuza's movements down to the smallest detail." Sasuke explains. "Even copying his jutsu."

Sasuke clenches his fist. "But how did he get it? Is he really an Uchiha? Or did he take it?"

Back at the fight, Zabuza and Kakashi are furiously making hand signs. At one point, Your Sensei outpaces him at his own jutsu.

"Water Release: Giant Vortex Jutsu!" With that, a huge torrent of water engulfs Zabuza and smashes him against a tree, where Kakashi Sensei pins him with kunai.

"How?" Zabuza groans. "How did you perform my jutsu before I did? Can that eye see the future?"

"That's right." Kakashi responds. "You will die here."

Before Kakashi has a chance to move, Zabuza's neck is pierced through with several senbon, and he falls to the ground.

You see the culprit in a nearby tree branch. A robed young man wearing a mask similar to the ANBU, but marked with the symbol of the Village Hidden in the Mist.

>A.Hey, who's this guy?

>B.Is Zabuza really dead?

>C.Stay silent

>D.Other
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>>42154888
>>42154894
>>42154922
>tfw happy uchiha family
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>>42154937
>A.Hey, who's this guy?
"And why does he dress like a girl?"
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>>42154937
>B.Is Zabuza really dead?
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>>42154937
>A.Hey, who's this guy?
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>>42154937
>D. "How nice of you to wait until after we'd beat his ass in."
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>>42154937
>D.Other
"Your mask is cool!"
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>>42154733
The crudest I can manage
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>>42154937
>>A.Hey, who's this guy?
>>B.Is Zabuza really dead?

I absolutely trust this stranger, therefore Zabuza must be dead.
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>>42154937
>A.Hey, who's this guy?

"Who are you?"

>D.Other

Ready weapons just in case this might be a foe. Could be a friend, or not. Best be ready just in case.
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>>42154964
Fucking sci fi...

I bet Sasuke even has moments of genuine happiness, too.

Who's up for letting him bunk with us when Itachi finally goes off the deep end.
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>>42154937
>C.Stay silent

That face when if things deviate to much Zabuza will never realise how much he loved Haku and feels wont happen ;_;
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>>42155006
I love it anon.
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>>42154937
>A.Hey, who's this guy?
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>>42154922
He probably lacks Mangekyo now and had no need to keep his form at such level to survive in akatsuki
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>>42155006
Fucking.

Art.
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>>42155032
oh fucking hell no, those feels MUST happen. I will internet beat Laze if he doesn't
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>>42154937
>B.Is Zabuza really dead?
Remember what we learned on the first day of assassination class: "If he still has a head he's not really dead".
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>>42155049
Still a ninja. He's going to keep in very good form. Lack of Mangekyo, i'll give you that (unless shisui wanted to die anyways) but that would be counterbalanced by having a body that actually, you know, works.
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>>42155022

Sure, why not.
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>>42155032
>>42155055
Well said feels only happened due to Naruto, and he's not here so
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>>42155086
Oh god
OH GOD
YOU MONSTER
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>>42155006
>dat namechange to Kon
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>>42155101
It's not up to me, anon

It's up to you
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>>42155022
I am totally down with that idea. First part Sasuke was a bro until Itachi decided to fuck with his brain again. God, Itachi is so stupid. Brother is here? TIME TO MINDRAPE HIM AGAIN! Argh.

>>42155086
Don't you dare think we won't try to save Zabuza and Haku.

I will vote to mimic the Naruto I swear to god. They deserve better.
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>face off against some evil dickhead whose face we've never seen becase he always wears a hood
>throws back hood
>IT'S ME SASUKE! IT'S ME, SASUKE! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, SASUKE!
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>>42155086
WE'RE TWICE THE FEELZ MAKER THAT NARUTO IS!
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>>42155121
seconding that whole post.
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>mfw everyone gets up in arms to save Zabuza and Haku

I love you guys so much.
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>>42155124
"NOT EVEN MY IMMEDIATE FAMILY KNEW!"
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>>42155153
Dude, It was the first true feels of the series, I will admit i cried a little bit even.
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>>42155121
But with Naruto's decisions, they die.

But we aren't strong enough to make that happen.

We just have to hold them off long enough for Zabuza to be betrayed by the fat midget.

Then, when they switch to our side, we invite them to join us in the leaf village.
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>>42155121
I don't know whats official plot-wise, but i always felt like Itachi was meant to be a villain, and that letting Sasuke live was the only way he could ease his conscience for killing everyone else.

It always felt like they whipped out the LOL NO ITACHI WAS GUD instead of it being planned to me, because of the returning theme of "all bad guys are bad for a good reason and really good people deep down and therefore redeemable."
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>Then, when they switch to our side, we invite them to join us in the leaf village.
DO IT FAGGOT!
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>Zabuza's "corpse" is just sitting around now
Lucky we've got a couple dozen solutions in our pouch just waiting for a problem.
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>>42155167
Pic related was my face when they died together. The entire episode where Sasuke sacrifices himself to save Naruto too, til the ending where it begins to snow. Haku's childhood was also a kicker. It's like this setting is full of sad orphans that are destined to just be sadder and then die.
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>>42155153
Does someone want to tell me what's happening in this picture?
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>>42155187
>When they switch to our side
You should lay of these fanfics
At best they won't be our enemies anymore
But getting them to our village is close to impossible
Do you also believe that there is some civil war in Kiri?
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>>42155230
Eh Only the land of waves really affected me i nthe series tbh, It just struck a real cord you know?
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>>42155237
Kubo playing the trombone
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>>42155237
Sasuke and his daughter copying a shitty internet video
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>>42155237
It's a reference to an internet meme. Search "When Mom is not home" and you'll find the original video.
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>>42155244
Actually, they do become pseudo-allies in canon. It's just that Kakashi doesn't stop Zabuza's suicide charge.
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So how many flashbacks are we skipping in this quest? Like fifty so far?
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>>42155198
It was
The words Itachi said to Sasuke were pretty much straightforward reference to some old Japanese story or movie
Comparable to giving giant wooden horse really
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>>42155153
Sasuke and Sarada doing a rendition of:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Td86eg4WdD8
I WISH Sasuke was that involved of a parent. Instead, he's never home and leaves Sakura to raise the girl practically alone. Because he's a fucking dick.
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>>42155198
I don't really think it was 'Itachi was a good guy' so much as 'Itachi did fucked up shit because he had to and valued his little brother more than anything else, but he also had a serious death by little brother wish'. He's also really stupid, example a being the second mindfuck that sends Sasuke off the deep end and into Orochimaru's clutches.

He's not the main villain by the end of the series, maybe not even the most fucked up person, but my god was there something wrong with him.
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>>42155317
Oh he was definitely not the most fucked up. This is a universe that includes:

The grand snake
The grand snake's bitch
Itachi's batshit ancestor
The little shit that followed the previous
Nagato (who I really like, but he was cooked)
The rabbit woman at the end
Most of Akatsuki, really
Any variation on Zetsu
The ten tailed morphotron
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>>42155372
Everyone who got to jounin too
Also any ninja over ago of twenty who is no longer genin
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>>42155317
Well i agree that he tried WAY to hard to push Sasuke away and fuck him up "for his own good."

Yeah Itachi didn't have a real clear grasp on what was mentally sound for a child to endure.
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>>42155403
probably influenced by his own endurance of pretty severely fucked up shit, ie. the World War
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>>42155301
Wasn't it due to his super special mission of scouting out alternate universes/dimensions? I swear to god that was it.
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>>42155403
I wonder how things would've gone if Itachi had been like 'Trust your friends, don't give into hate and remember to cherish what you have'.

Y'know exact opposite of his mindbreaking bull shit about hatred.

Because everyone knows the most powerful weapon in shonen comics is NAKAMA!
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>>42154979
>>42155009
>>42155010
>>42155047

"You were right." the young man tells Kakashi. "He did die here."

"Who is that?" you ask.

"From his mask, it looks like he's a tracker ninja from the Village Hidden in the Mist." Kakashi answers. "Likely here to dispose of Zabuza's body in order to keep village secrets."

He walks over to Zabuza's motionless body. "No vitals. Looks like he really is dead."

"So is that it?" Kiba asks. "After all that?"

"That's the way things are sometimes, Kiba." your Sensei replies. "You'll just have to learn to let it go."

The man goes and grabs Zabuza's body. "Thank you for your cooperation. I must now dispose of this body." With that line, the young man disappears.

After a period of silence, Tazuna speaks up. "Well, sorry about causing all of this trouble. But hey, you can relax once we get to my house."

"He's right, team." Kakashi says. "We've still got a mission to to accomplish."

Your Sensei begins to walk on, when he suddenly collapses.

>Reaction
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>>42155464
>Check his body for signs of a poisoned wound

that's the obvious ninja reaction
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>>42155464
>Support him with the help of your team members. As an analogy for team work or some shit.

After this it'll be time to walk up some trees!
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>>42155464
>Reaction

Rush to help Sensei.
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>>42155464
God damnit. Kiba Sasuke? Can you guys help Sensei up? You guys are stronger.
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>>42155464
Go over and make sure he is alright.
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Still, you would think an intelligent person would take one look at Sasuke during the second meeting and go "Lets try a different approach."

I mean why not? He could have easily pulled Sasuke aside and explained shit to him, and then just have Sasuke act like he knew nothing, Sasuke's hatred would be transferred to Danzo much earlier, and he would end up much less fucked up as a result, and would have had no reason to leave for Orochimaru's training, opting instead to grow stronger in the leaf village and keep an eye on Danzo.
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>>42155464
Pick Kakashi up, pull his forehead doodad back down, and when appropriate mention that it seems like a hell of a coincidence that ANBU was right here, right now, ready to one-shot Zabuza.
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>>42155480
>>42155490
Second
>>42155500
Wow, Fuck you sleepy you piece of shit, Not even going to help your teammates or sensei.
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>>42155451
Nakama-crazed Sasuke and Naruto on the same team would be scary as all hell.
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>>42155464
>Rush over, fuss incessantly, assert your rightful dominance as the annoying mother hen of the group.
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If this explosion things gonna be our theme i suggest we make a weapon that functions like this
http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Shibuki_(sword)
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>>42155528
"When things seem too good to be true, they're usually not."
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>>42155529
No just trying to weasel out of heavy lifting.
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>>42155532
The two trying to out-friendship each other would be hilarious though.
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>>42155546
Still trying to get us to use a sword huh swordfag?
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>>42155524
Fishsticks was there watching him. Although he could have easily done it in his Tsukiyomi. Itachi is retarded or afraid that Danzo would hurt Sasuke if he found out.

So instead of just being all 'ohoho i am better than you little brother psssssh' and then vanishing he decides to mindfuck Sasuke.

>>42155537
>Rush over, fuss incessantly, assert your rightful dominance as the annoying mother hen of the group.

Amazing. I will vote for this.
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>>42155490
Second
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>>42155573
Swords are the gentleman of weapons, anon. They're also amazingly versatile.
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>>42155573
Not that anon but...I like swords. They are awesome.

lazerswords
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>>42155546
>Oversized swords
I don't think so, lad.
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>>42155537
This.
We're clearly gonna be the heart of our team, better embrace it.
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>>42155537
Seconding this. We will become mother Kon.

And our eggs are literally bombshells.
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>>42155572
Sakura's and Kakashi's reactions would be hilarious. It would be like having two of Obito in the same team.

But sadder because gathering as many friends as possible would be Sasuke's copping mechanism. Like a reverse Gaara!
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>>42155621
I'd love to see a chakra blade attuned to Boil release or something similarly fun.
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>>42155573
Actually first time posting about a sword you cunt

Notice how i said "a weapon that functions like this" not "this weapon"
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>>42155631
So we should also use, stink bombs, flares and other types of explosives?
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pls tell me more puns anon
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>>42155656
Of course.

And occasionally an actual egg that has explosive seals on it.
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>>42155656
Everything at the same time.

>explosive clotheslines of string with every form of bomb-tag on the explosion-rainbow
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>>42155546
Too big. Goes against the rest of our style. If we get a sword, I'm in favor of a Jian. It's elegant, one-haded (leaving our other hand free to do shit like throw tagged kunai or swing around our ninja chain-mine), and distinctive without being obnoxious.
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>>42155689
>Oh god, I'm blind, can't hear, everything smells horrible, and my entire body is on fire and water won't put it out. I don't even know how I'm talking right now! AAAAAAHHHH
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>>42155694
Honestly, the Kyoketsu-Shoge we've got is pretty good. If we replace the chain with a length of tiny mines that have barbs, we just wrap it around an enemy limb, detach, explode, and slide a new chain of mines on while the enemy is looking at their missing arm.
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>>42155694
Jian's are cool. I'm all for that.

Hell we should have a scroll for all four of the Chinese weapons.

A gun (staff not a pew pew gun), a quiang spear, a jian and a dao.
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>>42155802
And we can name them the Grandfather, the King, the Gentleman and the General.
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>>42155767
True. Probably more efficient to just have purpose-built chain mines with built-in handles, though. Use it, grab a new one right away, no need to reattach it to the knife part like the kyoketsu-shoge. Should probably work with Tenten on that.
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Paper armor.

The paper is just highly-compressed bomb tags.
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>>42155802
Problem is that spears require a fair bit more upper body strength to use well. Though spear technique is foundational for many other Chinese martial arts, it would be tough for Kon to manage against a skilled opponent.
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>>42155836
I'm on board with this. Anyone else?
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>>42155537
Can i downvote this?

I thought the calm and collected mediator type was us, not an annoying mother hen.
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>>42155856
Better idea
We become paper
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>>42155875
I'd be game.
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>>42155870
Hm. Quite right. I'm sure we'll get training in somewhere. Especially during the time Kakashi takes Sasuke to go learn chidori.
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>>42155897
Agreed.
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I've been mulling over the idea of archery.
Chakra infused, explosive arrows.
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>>42155836
>>42155875
Oh, and the handles are re-usable. Detaching the handle sets ff the tags, and we can then attach more chains to the handles later, during downtime, or even during the fight if we run out of prepared chains.
Chain should be covered in hooks and barbs, so it can bite into flesh (to bind enemies) or wood (for dealing with polearms), and better snag blades.
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>>42155694
One of the Seven Swords of the Mist is basically a kyoketsu-shoge mixed with a jian. Thin, flexible stabbing blade with a seemingly endless length of wire attached to the hilt that can be used to tie up and restrain enemies. It would be pretty cool if we got that one. Though I have no idea how we'd even being to go about that.
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>>42155577
>>42155628
>>42155631

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d57-85_Sfeg

You immediately run over to your Sensei. "Kakashi Sensei, are you alright? What's wrong?"

As you fuss, the others help him up with their shoulders.

"I just overexerted myself using the Sharingan." he assures you. "I'll be alright with a bit of rest."

Your group continues on, and eventually reaches Tazuna's house. After a night of much needed rest, you all meet up in the room that Kakashi is currently bedridden in.

"It'll be days before I'm back in top form." he sits up and explains. "But I'll be fine."

Kakashi has a very concerened look on his face, as if he has been thinking about something very hard.

>A.What's on your mind, Sensei?

>B.Ask something else

>C.Stay silent
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>>42155936
>A.What's on your mind, Sensei?
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>>42155802
Im down for these, although i also wanted Pic related.
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>>42155936
>B.Ask something else
"You're thinking that was too convenient."
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>>42155936
>A.What's on your mind, Sensei?
>>42155935
Take it if we get the chance, but we probably won't, so we shouldn't plan on it.
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>>42155936
>>A.What's on your mind, Sensei?
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>>42155970
Second
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>>42155970
This
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>>42155936
>B.Ask something else
"So, um, why do you only have one Sharingan eye? Did the other one get damaged or something and now it can't change?"
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>>42155932
So basically those crazy metal whips from Underworld, but covered in tags and detachable?
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>>42155970
>>42155986
>>42155997
It really wasn't
The suspicious part is one where he hasn't burned body instantly
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>>42155936
>>B.Ask something else
"We need to get back to training Kakashi-sensei! Just seeing ninja like Zabuza out there makes my blood boil! Whats our regiment? Five thousand laps around the village? Four thousand push-ups and sit-ups? Chop down the largest tree in the forest with a herring? I'm game!"
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>>42155936
>D. Make him lay back down, huff and get upset whenever he's active. He needs to conserve his strength.
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>>42156041
Kon is not hot blooded anon, Quit acting OOC.
>>42156043
Same to you.
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>>42155936
>A.What's on your mind, Sensei?
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>>42156029
If they had tracked Zabuza down to the organization he's currently with, why did they wait until a rival Jonin got involved? And it strains credulity that he'd have caught Zabuza at the same exact time we ran into him just by chance.

Forget about the one-shot, the whole thing smells suspicious.
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>>42156041
Less enthusiastic version of this
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>>42156070
Thank you, i was feeling the same way, Kon is a calm guy anons.

CALM. VERY CALM.

CALMLY MAKING EVERYTHING EXPLODE.

But seriously he is a calm guy IC.
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>>42156097
He probably got here darning fight
But the part where he used senbon is strange too
Maybe Zabuza had some sensitive information they need?
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>>42156070
Alright alright.

>Sensei. Gato's men are still out there and our training isn't sufficent enough to go up against what they can throw at us. Do you have any ideas?

...Just wanted to add some flavor to my text.
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>>42156100
I wouldn't mind calmly asking if there is something useful we could learn in the meantime while he recovers.
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>>42156126
Again, it strains credulity that we'd run into a wanted man at the same time as ANBU.
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>>42155897
I like the idea that the only time we really lose our cool is when people we care about are hurt. We can generally keep it under control until the threat is passed, but it's there.
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>>42156114
So we'll only get hot-blooded about explosions then?

Okay. What if I make literally everything an analogy for explosions then?
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>>42156174
>you see, life is like napalm...
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>>42156166
I'd be down with that, honestly.
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>>42156164
It's a hunter nin not ANBU
And yes it's strange that this happened at the at the same time but strange things can happen
You are just overtly paranoid
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Just thought of the perfect guy to emulate.

>My fireworks are not flares. They burst with ferocious beauty and then disappear like the lightning.
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Guys, maybe our dad was an Explosion Corps member's son. It makes a lot of sense. Especially when you think about how little is known of them.
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>>42156166
You kinda went over the top though anon.
>>42156260
NSS.
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>>42156260

Guys.

What if we end up having an explosion off with you-know-who

It would be a blast!
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>>42156260
Wasn't there a guy in filler who was an explosion expert? That old man who everyone thought was a terrorist but in reality was just trying to do one last nice thing.

He also had a bird summon. We should learn from him.
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>>42156216
AND it can be used against us, making it a tactically and strategically interesting weakness.
If they want to fuck up our ability to use chain-mine-whip-thingy (we really need a cool name for it if we have some made), grab one of our allies as a human shield. We won't risk blowing them up, forcing us to use non-explosive plans.
>>42156269
Not the original suggestor, just grabbing the core idea for future use once we tone it down.
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>>42155949
>>42155970
>>42155972
>>42155982
>>42155986
>>42155997
>>42156017
>>42156080

"What's on your mind, Sensei?" you ask. "Were you thinking that was too convenient?"

"Kind of." Kakashi responds. "But more than that, I was thinking about that tracker ninja's methods. I must have been too exhausted to think of it before, but he should have dealt with Zabuza's body right there, as soon as possible, yet he moved it despite it being much heavier than him. In addition, he used senbon, which are extremely precise, yet rarely fatal."

"Wait." Kiba interjects. "Sensei, are you saying Zabuza is alive? But you said he had no vitals!"

"I did." clarifies Kakashi. "But it was only a temporary state. I think from all these factors, we can assume that ninja was not trying to dispose of Zabuza, but save him."

"So he'll be back." Sasuke speaks up. "And he probably won't be alone."

>A.Will we be able to take them again?

>B.We can handle it, we did just fine before

>C.Stay silent

>D.Other
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>>42156434
>B.We can handle it, we did just fine before
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>>42156434
>>D.Other
"I'm assuming you have a plan sensei. A plan that involves us doing a lot of hard work while you nap."
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>>42156434
>A.Will we be able to take them again?
Realistically, we only managed to take Zabuza down because his overconfidence caused him to get sloppy. He won't make that mistake again, and he'll have backup this time. We should be more than a little worried about him.
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>>42156434
>D.Other
Be about as subtle as nuke with asking for training so we can do something against that ally of Zabuza
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>>42156434
>D.Other
"I'll save an explosive tag for the next time we 'kill' him."
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>>42156434
>D. That settles it. I'll be out for a couple hours, setting up traps. I can net us at least two hours of peace and quiet before they get through.

Time to go say hi to Haku.
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>>42156434
"Should we kill his paycheck while he recovers?"
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>>42156434
>B.We can handle it, we did just fine before
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I totally want an adorable scene where Akamaru is the first to walk up the trees with ease.

>Akamaru has wonderful chakra control.

>Arf! Arf!
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>>42156501
>>42156434
Kill Gato? I'm all for that. Probably easier than fighting him again.
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>>42156434
>D. We couldn't have stopped him if we tried, you were too exhausted, and we wouldn't have been any help. We should just be satisfied that we got the mission this far.
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>>42156547
>Let's track down and kill the super rich crime lord with a million bodyguards while we are supposed to be protecting an old man while he builds a bridge
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>>42156604
Exaggerating the number of them much, Also they were subpar bodyguards.
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>>42156604
It's okay, I like that bridge, but I don't think he's ever going to finish it. I mean he talks about it, but I don't see progress.

It's like a bridge, man.
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>>42156604
Mickey will get his come uppance.

Then we can build that bridge to Sea-World! In memory of that freaky fish guy.
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>>42156604
They are just normal men
Mostly
Two genin should be capable of doing this as long as he doesn't have any more ninja under his command
But if he has any they would probably attack by now
Only problem is killing him in a way that won't fuck up reputation of Konoha
But if we will just blow the place up there probably won't be any witnesses alive
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>>42156633
>>42156604
What he said. Also, Gato tends to be overconfident. That mission would require stealth more than brute force. Until we blow him up of course.
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>>42156652
As long as he doesn't let his girlfriend help with the bridge...
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>>42156677
Occasionally he mentions the next part of the bridge, and everyone gets hyped, but in the end, it's still an incomplete bridge.
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>>42156713
Honestly, the bridge went to shit after his partner pulled out anyway. He should just let the bridge die at this point.
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>>42156511

"We can handle it, Sensei." you boast. "We did just fine before."

"Somehow I'm not as confident as you are." Kakashi Sensei replies. "That's why I'll be training you."

"Are we sure some last minute training is going to make a whole lot of difference?" Kiba asks.

"It won't mean anything." you hear from outside of the room.

"Inari!" Tazuna greets the boy. He goes in for a hug, and welcomes him back home.

He turns to your team again. "You guys are just going to get killed by Gato's men, like everyone else who tried to defy him. You'll probably drag us down with you, too."

>A.Tell this kid off

>B.Ignore him

>C.Other
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>>42156799
Yeah. He could always get a new partner, but then it wouldn't be the same bridge. Everyone would compare it to the old bridge and no one would be happy.
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>>42156672
What are our options for triggers? Do we need a connected wire or something? Really, we can't make a plan until we know his habits. Let's start asking questions: Where's his favorite bar or brothel, how does he travel, what are his vices, Is he fond of a particular sake? I want to know how many sheets of toilet paper he uses to wipe his ass.
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>>42156815
"Actually, last time Gato's men popped up, we beat them into the ground. We're professional 'Ass-kickers' kid."
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>>42156815
>>B.Ignore him
So what are we going to be doing?
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>>42156815
>>C.Other
Ignore the hat and compliment him.

>Gato must've killed someone pretty close to you for you to be that stingy. Also your hat is awesome. Got a spare? I can totally rock that look.

By the way, have we settled for what Kon looks like?
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>>42156848
Second
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>>42156837
There is jutsu that triggers tags if someone gets into specific area
It's high level barrier tho
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>>42156858
Ignore the hate and focus on the hat*
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>>42156815
>B.Ignore him
Calm and collected.
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>>42156858
>By the way, have we settled for what Kon looks like?
I'm guessing he looks kinda lankyish but wears a coat like shino's to hide his traps, Short brown or black hair and has a kind of permanent squinty eyes.
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>>42156815
>B.Ignore him
>C.Other
"So you were saying, sensei?"
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>>42156815
>A.Tell this kid off
"Two chunin and a jonin have tried it, and look! We're still here!"
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>>42156858
White hair and two red dots on forehead
>>42156865
Kakashi also probably knows it
Who wants to see how fast can we learn it?
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>>42156815
>C. "I like your hat. Nice stripes. Would be better in red, though that's just cause I like red. Blue suits you, kid."
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>>42156906
We shouldn't have a trap based garment yet. The traps are a recent addition to our repertoire. We're taking to them like a fish to water, but still...
Besides, long coats are a liability, especially if you use a lot of tripwires.
We should eventually have more pouches than a rob liefeld character, though.
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>>42156858
Like this, obviously.
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>>42156956
Hm....where have I seen that before?
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>>42156858
I was thinking a green leotard...
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>>42156983
Well then i still stick by the other things described then, At least it's original other then SOME people.
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>>42156988
wat

WAT

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

is this really what he looks like?
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I literally push this design for every Naruto OC I see.

You will like it! YOU WILL LIKE IT!
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>>42157020
No. Some anons are being faggots about "muh kekkei genkai".
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>>42157020
No. Some people are just assuming our dad was from the Kaguya clan for some reason. All we know was that his clan treated him poorly because he didn't inherit their bloodline, that could be any number of clans.
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>>42157067
No.
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>>42156848
>>42156863
>>42156893
>>42156919

You ignore the kid. Kiba however, has no such restraint.

"They've already tried kid, but here we are." he boasts. "Once we keep your grandpa safe and he builds that bridge, feel free to come back and apologize for doubting us."

The kid, still clearly in a bad mood, turns to leave. "You guys think you're heroes or something. Heroes don't exist." He goes upstairs, presumably to his room.

"Alright boys." Kakashi addresses the squad. "Let's head on out to the forest. We're about to start your training."

>End of Chapter 5

Sorry for keeping it short guys, but I'll run again tomorrow. We're probably gonna have some marathon threads this weekend too.

Once again, twitter is @LazeQM

Sticking around for awhile
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So I vote for us having long hair
If we learn few jutsu that probably aren't that hard it would be great asset
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>>42157067
Too special, not enough landmines.
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>>42157147
>having long hair
No, Long hair will get us killed, Short hair.
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>>42157147

Short hair can't get grabbed so easily.
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>>42157201
see jiraiya. See naruto's mum.

See anyone who weaponises hair in any setting ever.

It won't.
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>>42157201
Only people that can get killed by long hair are already in position that kills them
And people with long hair can use jutsu that saves them from that position
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>>42157147
Rather keep it short
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>>42157139
Please for the love of god settle on Kon's appearance and just dictate it.
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>>42157095
Hmm, here's an idea, how about when we get some downtime we grab a bingo book and look for anyone that could be our cousin? It seems likely that a clan of kekkei genkai users would have at least one bounty to their name.
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>>42157147
Only if we push it up under a watch cap or something so the enemy can't grab it.
In fact, we should get a watch cap, period. Then we can taunt our enemies about how "OCH, THEY'RE GONNA HAFTA GLUE YOU BACK TOGETHER IN HELL!"
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>>42157328
The fuck is a watch cap?
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>>42157355
watch cap
noun
a close-fitting knitted cap of a kind worn by members of the US Navy in cold weather
Think WWII commandos, or Team Fortress 2's Demoman.
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>>42157268
He's not really my character though, I don't want to tell you what he has to look like

It's up to you guys

I'm sure you'll work something out eventually
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Why are people so retarded about people grabbing hair in Naruto out of all settings?
I don't know any single setting where hair is more weaponized
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>>42157422
Bobobo
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This?
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I wouldn't mind something like this.
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>>42157444
To much of a pretty boy, Kon's the person people overlook.
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>>42157379
I know just the guy we can get it from...

We can also steal his swooord.

And his partner's eye patch for shits and giggles.
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>>42157408
>He's not really my character though

But he sorta is.

>>42157444

Too pretty.
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>>42157441
That's bald anon
>>42157433
I forgot about it
>>42157444
Why is he wearing undersized clothes and two belts?
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>>42157463
>>42157469
Goddamn you guys are picky. Do you know how hard it is to find a good Naruto oc that looks bland? Pretty fuckin' hard.
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>>42157469
He really is your guys' character. I had no idea what you would make of him
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>>42157501

Well.

What did his parents look like? Then we'll go from there.
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Fuck it Harlock up in this bitch!
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>>42157528
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>>42157546
No.
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I got something bland enough for you guys
What about second war jacket with shirt underneath?
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>>42157569
I knew we were related to Kaguya!
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>>42157588
No that's Jiraya.
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Are we the Liu Bei of this trio?
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>>42157612
Fuck no.
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What about these armors then?
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>>42157468
I like how you think anon.
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>>42157569
Heh. You know what I mean.
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>>42157664
I haven't thought about it at all really. They're dead, so I figured it wouldn't really matter any time soon
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>>42157612
Get the fuck out.
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>>42157728
Something to think about I suppose.

What does our uncle look like at least?
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>>42157769
I imagined a broad shouldered kind of guy with a receding hairline, those always closed anime eyes, and a giant smile all the time. Also a goatee.
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>>42157632
Sasuke and Kiba fit the roles of 2nd and 3rd Brothers tho, don't you think?
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>>42157816
Shit, I almost described Teuchi
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>>42157816
A goatee...

>Time skip. Kon with a goatee

YES. I don't even care about his appearance now as long as he gets a goatee.
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>>42157874
Teuchi and our uncle could be in fierce competition with one another, despite being similar in almost every aspect.

Then after the time-skip we find out they went into business together and their business is now a chain across the lands.
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>>42157824
Fuck off Shufag.
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Might as well ask here. Does anyone know the QM's twitter for Boruto Quest?
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>>42157816
>always closed anime eyes, and a giant smile all the time
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>>42157962
Fuck it sure why not.
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>>42157962
Not gonna lie, I could go for that. I'd nix the white hair though. Too snowflake
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>>42158019
Black hair then? With hazel eyes when they actually open?
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>>42158019
Technically it's silver!
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>>42158019
I'd kinda figured since at least one anon was pushing for it, it would be a nice concession.
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>>42158053
I could see it
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>>42158019
Works for me
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>>42158019
What's wrong with white hair?
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>>42158019
Long ears please?
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>>42157880
I'd prefer a proper beard. A beard that punches Kell Dragons to death with its bare hands, and carries enough ordnance to level a major city.
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>>42158121
>Too snowflake

>>42158145
What, you mean like buddha earlobes? That'd be kind of weird, I think
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>>42158162
What about really light blonde hair? Not Naruto yellow but like..platinum blonde.
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>>42158162
Everyone has somethin' weird about them.
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>>42158162
I know that this is a major point, but anons are really wanting to know what element we have so we can work with it. I can think of uses for all of them, but it is a staple of Naruto quests.
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>>42158162
It's Naruto man
If you don't have some characteristic aspect of look you are either still in academy or utter trash of a mook
And even mooks have special looks
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>>42158186
I could get on board with this
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>>42158162
You have no input, claiming it's "our character", and then you veto an aspect of the character for being "too snowflake" in a setting where pink hair is considered unremarkable?
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Hey guys just look at all these special snowflakes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUML8pGv-N0
How fucking annoying can't you agree?
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>>42158186
Maybe. I'm sure you guys could all agree on some color or other.

>>42158199
>>42158222
Yeah, but that's really weird. I can't even look at earlobes like that comfortably, they weird me out

>>42158221
Sorry, dude. I'll just tell you straight up: you're gonna have to get through the prelims before you guys get to start on your element stuff

>>42158273
I just said what I'd do. If you guys all agree on white hair, then that's cool
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>>42158162
Now now, those earlobes are seen as a sign of luck in eastern gobbedygook. Also, I think it'd look funny.
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I'd be down for silvery or platinum blond. At a certain point it makes little difference.
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>>42158306
I don't want white hair, something normal is fine. We're not a Jinchuriki, y'know?
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>>42158310
Nah, Fuck those kinda ears.
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>>42158186
Like so?
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I think the silvery hair'd be something to make Kon look slightly different from the other characters.
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>>42158335
Makes us at least different from Kiba (brown hair) and Sasuke (black).
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>>42158306
Strawberry blonde hair. Or Firecracker red.
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>>42158337
As has been stated, purple and pink don't draw any attention in this setting. Platinum blonde/white are real hair colors, that occur naturally at all ages.
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>>42158372
Red hair a shit
What about dark blue bordering on purple?
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>>42158369
Red hair's different.
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>>42158400
Okay, sounds good.
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>>42158400
Sure.
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>>42158400
I'd prefer a hair color that would put as apart from Kiba and Sasuke, at least a little bit.
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>>42158400
Red violet?
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>>42158449
Silvery Gray hair, singed at the edges.
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>>42158400
>Red hair a shit
>Based Uzumaki genes a shit
>Kurama a shit
>Gaara a shit
>Sasori a shit
>Other characters a shit despite all red headed characters in this series being fairly powerful

Anon please.
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>>42158499
Nah the Uzamaki line is shit, Power does not mean it's not shit.
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>>42158499
>Kurama
>Red
Maybe the one from first chapter
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>>42158499
We should go for Red and Blonde, like the Vermillion Bird/Phoenix
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>>42158499
>>42158497
>>42158477
I wouldn't mind any of these options. Just black/dark blue is kinda boring, in my mind.
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>>42158532
I said Silvery Gray because of sodium.
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>>42158626
Na
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what about grey/green
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>>42158518
>Uzumaki a shit
>Even though they had a mask that summons death let alone all those other masks
>Also chakra chain and reverse vampirism fuckery
>BUT THEY ARE A SHIT ANON YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME
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Also, with black hair we look way too much like Sai
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Here's a thought.
Let's go with warm, earthy tones. They're rather underutilized in the setting, and can look quite good without being "ooh look at me".
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>>42158651
That's...Actually not bad.
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>>42158681
Maybe dirty blonde/light brown hair? Orange eyes?
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>>42158626
>>42158639
Ha ha, I like it.

Sodium hair or bust.
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>>42158306
Vash the Stampede glasses?
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>>42158675
Fair point.
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>>42158711
If Kon is voiced by Johnny Yong Bosch then I'm fine with this.
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>>42158711
No glasses, Can't pull off the Gin look with them.
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>>42158626
But then we'd be ripping off Kakashi and Jiraiya, and I don't want to do that.
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>>42158696
I'd say a slightly muted, foresty green for eye color.
>>42158711
Only if we push them back up our nose after blowing something to hell.
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>>42158306
We're maximum groove, let's just dye it "whatever the fuck depending on the way light hits it".
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>>42158651
something like this as an example.
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>>42158739
As much as I like Bosch, Kon's played by /tg/.
Thus, only the most /tg/ of voice actors is acceptable.
SCOTT MCNEIL, MIGHTY IS HE!
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>>42158826
No we aren't a hippie.
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>>42158756
Our eyes don't need to be closed all the time, we have enough money to afford glasses like that.
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>>42158848
So we would have dark purple eyes and brownish armor?
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>>42158882
It's the kind of creepy, smiling, friendly look taken from descriptions of our uncle.
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>>42158852
You just gotta let it consume you and envelop you in the mojo what imbues the land's champions with the drive to never give up foe the sake of Love and Peace, y'know?
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>>42158921
Exactly.
>>42158945
Just piss off, It got old really fast.
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>>42158958
Duuuuuuuude.

Relaaaax. Stare at a lava lamp for a couple of hours.
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>>42158913
We wear a poncho on missions, y'know? It helps to conceal our weapons even.
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>>42158958
Our character has gotten old in your opinion? I don't think I'm the one who should be leaving.
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>>42158993
So grey armor and brown poncho like Sasuke has?
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>>42159015
Yes! That poncho exactly!
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>>42159022
We said groovy ONCE, definitely character defining.
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>>42159049
Seems a little dull, maybe some brighter colors/camo.
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>>42159056
Yes, in the thread in which we were defining our character. People also supported that we act like a hippie.
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>>42159086
You know every thread's OP says that right
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>>42159086
No, like two people kept harping about it, everyone else told them to fuck off
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>>42159086
I know I supported it.

As long as we become the number one supplier of Konoha's sweet leaf.

We even got our in with the Uchiha Police with Sasuke and we can make sure can get by even smellers like the Inuzuka clan.
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>>42159122
We are twelve, little early for that.
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>>42159147
Yet we can murder people without any hassle.

God our moralities are skewed.
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>>42159109
Don't forget to archive Laze.
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>>42159116
Two people are telling them to fuck off, the rest are fine with it so long as it's appropriate for a given situation.
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>>42159163
Right
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>>42159157
We haven't murdered any people yet
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>>42159147
Speaking of things that we're too young for, we should keep our eyes open for a gift to bring Tenten. Like a fancy sword or something. Maybe one with a cool story, or an exotic ability?
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>>42159157
>Uncle, the voices in my head are telling me to kill again. They have also been in support of me doing something called waifu.

>I'm busy Kon, go play with your explosive tags.
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>>42159204
We are up against a swordsman right now...

Oh fuck.
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>>42159209
>Turns out our kekkei genkai is just having voices in our head to plan out everything in advanced.
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>>42159204
That's not the image I was looking for. That's not it at all.

>>42159254
Yes, anon. I'm suggesting we get Tenten the Kubikiribōchō as a present.
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>>42159209
Only person we are going to marry is Kaguya
It's the only way we can break out of IT
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>>42159181
>I know what everyone is thinking at all times
New to the conversationhere. It was funny once. But y'all are being utterly insufferable about the whole thing. I was just gonna ignore it, let you waste your votes on "lol hippies, lol weed", but when you start claiming to speak for me, I am forced to speak up.
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>>42159331
lol generic 70's slang
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>>42159319
>Marrying our own ancestor
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>>42159351
And all because we made one Evil Dead reference.
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>>42159319
Awwww yeah. I wanna hit that hard.
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I really like the grey/green hair idea. And us looking sorta like >>42157962

Maybe a sleeveless duster to hide our gear?
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>>42159319
Stop that.
It's dumb.
And apparently if we don't stomp dumb shit out now, the dumbasses spouting it will convince themselves that our silence is supporting their dumb shit.
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>>42159181
It's stupid.

>>42159319
Also stupid.
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WAIT!
We fight by blowing shit up, right?
We need to find a good ninja tailor.
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>>42159618
>>42159647
Suaveasfuckmind
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>>42159647
Just with short sleeves or no sleeves. And we wear a headband w/no hat. also a gear vest instead of the shirt and tie.
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>>42159647
>Hat lined with explosives
>>42159618
>Coat lined with explosives

That works.
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>>42159618
I always liked Kimblee as a villain.
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>>42159647
>Kon is going to go full smug someday in the future
>Instead of Sasuke defecting to Orochimaru, it will be Kon

Not sure if want.
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>>42159742
He's got a weird sort of twisted honor that I think it'd be legitimately cool to borrow something from.
Kimblee remembers the face of everyone he's ever personally killed. He considers it the least he can do to remember their face, since they'll never be able to forget his.
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>>42159751

If Kon ever gets really charismatic or persuasive, he could try ambushing his former teammates the same way that Captain Mayuri did to Orihime and Uryuu in Bleach.

(Implanting explosives into soldiers/followers that are unaware that they'll be used as mobile bombs, for those that might not know)
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>>42159751
We would need to be something special for him to pick us up
But unless our bloodline is something amazing I doubt he will choose us as body
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>>42159794
That's actually sort of sweet and nice of him. In the fucked up serial killer way.
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>>42159947
That's why I said I liked him.

Still think Zabuza's sword would make the best gift.
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>>42159871


Why would we want the snake pedophile to rape us?



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