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You shrug your shoulders, wandering over to the rack of training weapons and grabbing a wooden spear. “I think sparring with Vasuda could be interesting. You don't have to worry about me going easy on her, that would benefit nobody. We both share the same goal, that being to improve. If we don't push ourselves, how are we going to accomplish that goal?”

Vasuda nods. “Exactly. Plus, I've wanted to smack Mik upside the head ever since he knocked my bastani out of my hands when we were nine years old.”

You sigh. “How many times have I apologized for that? Besides, it wasn't even my fault. That cart almost ran me over, it was barge into you or get my leg broken.”

She huffs, feigning offense. You ignore her, moving into position on the opposite end of the sparring ground and doing a few quick stretches. Darzi still seems hesitant about letting the two of you spar, but in the end she relents. “Fine, not like it will really hurt anything. I'll observe and point out flaws in your stance at the end of it all. I think that ought to be a good enough use of all of our time.”

She withdraws to the sidelines while Vasuda moves into position. You straighten out and assume the opening stance, dipping the blunted tip of your wooden spear towards the sand and keeping your body low to the ground. Vasuda follows suit, and the match begins.

Vasuda attacks first, making three rapid strides across the ring and thrusting her spear forward. You parry the blow easily with the tip of your own spear before following up with a strike to the ribs from the haft of your spear. You're already sliding your foot into position to pull her leg out from under her, expecting the strike to land, when instead of trying to leap backwards and thus out of range she drops low and drives her shoulder into your gut.
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Vasuda grabs the ankle of your extended leg and pulls, sending you sprawling to the sands. However, in the tangle of limbs she loses her grip on her spear. Rather than press her advantage she tries to retrieve her weapon, giving you the chance to get back to your feet. As she whirls around to strike at you again, you drive the blunted tip of your spear into where you think her kidneys ought to be.

She lets out a pained yelp before collapsing, and you attempt to follow up the strike by stomping on her head. Unfortunately she's quicker than you are, and rolls out of the way. She twist her body violently to her right, pushing against the sand of the arena at the same time. You see her leg snap out only moments before it connects with your cheek, causing your teeth to rattle in your skull.

You don't recall Vasuda being this flexible, but you suppose the training has paid off. She pushes herself to her feet, dropping into a low, defensive stance and watching you warily. You adopt a more aggressive stance, holding your right right leg back in preparation to strike and sliding forward across the sand. She lashes out far too early, providing you the perfect opportunity to deflect the blow before twisting yourself forward, the tip of your boot catching her in the side of the head. She goes down hard, face down in the sand and apparently unconscious.

Shit, maybe you hit her a little harder than you'd intended? You let your spear drop, crouching down beside her. She's breathing at least, but you've no doubt you've left her with a horrid concussion. As you reach out to roll her over onto her back, she spurs herself into motion. She leaps towards you, taking you by surprise and knocking you backwards into the sand.

Rather than let her turn the sparring match into a wrestling match, you punch her in the throat. Her eyes fly wide in surprise as her hands go to her neck, her mouth gaping open and closed like a fish out of water.
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You shove her off of you, but before you can move to pin her arms behind her back Darzi calls the match. “Well, I suppose you two really don't pull your punches. No need to pin her, Mikhael. I think it's clear enough who the winner is.” She pushes herself up from her position seated on the stairs, moving to help Vasuda up. You channel water magic to heal both her wounds and yours.

Darzi pulls Vasuda to her feet and lets her catch her breath before beginning her lecture. “Vasuda, I've told you time and again that against a male opponent trying to turn a fight into a wrestling match will get your head bashed in. Mik probably has a good forty pounds on you, and even though he's not exactly the prime example of a Samjan male he's still far stronger than you, or I. Your best bet is to keep your distance, use the god damn spear I'm teaching you to use. Do you understand?”

Vasuda nods, seeming just a touch embarrassed, and Darzi turns her attention to you. “You did well Mik, but you need to be more careful. Three times she caught you completely unready to defend against her admittedly unorthodox attacks. That's a problem I've noticed consistently in the way you fight, you're too reckless. You rush in without really stopping to think or plan. I will grant that hesitating in a fight could get you killed, but so will rushing in blindly.”

You spend the next two hours running through forms and drills, a refresher course really. Still, you feel like you really learned something from this experience. It was interesting to fight an opponent you'd never faced before, who's style you were unused to. It seems your greatest weakness at the moment, so far is Marsala Ve is concerned, is that you're not really thinking on your feet.
>Insight Gained towards Master Rank Marsala Ve
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After Darzi has finished drilling you on forms she calls an end to the sparring session. She and Vasuda retreat to the edge of the training ground, where a pitcher of ice water and a stack of towels sit ready. Vasuda practically collapses against the wall, her loose shirt and trousers sticking to her skin, affording you a pleasant view of her figure. While not nearly as toned as Darzi, nor as gifted with wide hips, her breast are undoubtedly larger and her waist slimmer. Her skin color is darker as well, a desirable trait amongst your kind.

>Join them for a drink, ask how Vasuda is doing now that her husband is out of the picture.
>Thank them both for the sparing session, but excuse yourself to read.
>You want to squeeze in one last meditation session before you leave.
>Judging by the lack of light streaming through the windows, night's fallen. You better get some sleep, since you leave for Elaudia today.
>Write-in

>>42159758
>Join them for a drink, ask how Vasuda is doing now that her husband is out of the picture.
Vasuda is best girl

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>>42159758
>Join them for a drink, ask how Vasuda is doing now that her husband is out of the picture.

I don't give a fuck about anything let's be social

Also don't forget to give Chrys the ring
Stop being pussies

Now I sleep

Also in honor

>>42159758
>use magic to summon up your own pitcher of water
>summon up ice golems pantomiming conversation
>talk to them and gossip about darzi and vasuda
Shows them for not offering any water

>>42159758
Invite them to the baths

>>42159758
>Join them for a drink, ask how Vasuda is doing now that her husband is out of the picture.

>>42159806
I like the pic but that font is just awful

>>42159824
This sounds hilarious, lets do it

>>42159806
This looks like a good op for Elaudia.

Ty photoshop anon.

>>42159834
I know

Wanted it to look like trees or leaves or some other stupid shit the best I found in 3 minutes

>>42159758
>>Join them for a drink, ask how Vasuda is doing now that her husband is out of the picture.

>>42159824
>mik pretending to be utterly upset at them
>they try talking to him
>IM SORRY DID YOU HEAR THE WIND
>*grinding of ice as they shake no*

>>42159758
I'll back >>42159824

>>42159824
>>42159758
Kek this

>>42159758
>You want to squeeze in one last meditation session before you leave.
Metal codex

>>42159758
>Judging by the lack of light streaming through the windows, night's fallen. You better get some sleep, since you leave for Elaudia today.

Sleep after yesterday's events would be interesting

>>42159758
>Join them for a drink, ask how Vasuda is doing now that her husband is out of the picture.

>>42159758
>You want to squeeze in one last meditation session before you leave.

>>42159824
Let's do this

>>42159758
>Thank them both for the sparing session, but excuse yourself to read.

>>42159758
>>Join them for a drink, ask how Vasuda is doing now that her husband is out of the picture.

>>42159758
>>Thank them both for the sparing session, but excuse yourself to read.

>>42159824
This assuming we can actually talk to them after

>>42159824
>Needing to be offered
It's our fucking house everything is ours and offered to us by default.

Also
>You want to squeeze in one last meditation session before you leave.

>>42159758
>>Join them for a drink, ask how Vasuda is doing now that her husband is out of the picture.

>>42159758
>Thank them both for the sparing session, but excuse yourself to read.

>>42159983
>not getting the joke

>>42159824
How dare they not offer us water, the brutes!
>>42159758

>>42159908
>>42159900
>>42159824
>>42159859
>>42159931
>>42160049
>I heard Darzi is a FAG who DOESN'T OFFER DRINKS TO FRIENDS

>>42159925
>>42159983
>>42159910
>Meditate

>>42159914
>Sleep

>>42159796
>>42159806
>>42159832
>>42159887
>>42159924
>>42159955
>>42160001
>Chat

>>42159941
>>42159963
>>42160003
>Read

Writin' for chat, but I'll include some of
>Passive aggressively gossip with ice golems.

TWO THREADER

AWESOME

>>42160057
Thank for including my autism

>>42160159
Fuck Soma, you should thank ME for voting for your autism.

>>42159872
You also spelled elaudia wrong

>>42160225
Thanks for voting for my autism

<Soma_QM> It's also not uncommon for widows to take on a lover.
<Soma_QM> I mean, think back to Ghada.
<Soma_QM> She was a widow, but she was flirty as hell.
<Soma_QM> She didn't sleep with just anybody, but over the course of her hundreds of years of life she took a few lovers.

Soma confirmed Ghada is nothing more than a common whore.

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>>42160276
God fucking dammit

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>>42160471
EXCITEMENT

>>42160471
Nigga use a different font.
Literally google tree font and you can find better fonts.

>>42160471
>font is the same
You fucked up

>>42160057
>I heard Darzi is a FAG who DOESN'T OFFER DRINKS TO FRIENDS
I love you soma.

>>42160471
>spacing and width of the letters varies
#triggered

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>>42160471
Your font sucks. This one also sucks but it sucks less than yours.

>>42160708
Might not stand out enough against the pic.

Make a darkish Green?

>>42160734
Change the colour, almost anything i better than the font you chose.

>>42160760
It wasn't me who made the pic. Just commenting

>>42160734
Dark green would blend in even more.

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Which one

Third one glitched the fuck out and wouldn't move like a whore

>>42160830
#2 is the best of a peck of shit.

So #2.

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>>42160760

>>42160830
I like the first one. I would like the second one more if the Q wasnt so weird.

>>42160830
2

If you change that V to a U in Quest.

>>42160845
its meh,i thought it would be better.

>>42160853
That's my only problem with #2 also. It looks more like an awkward 'V'.

>>42160845
What do you see in those tags that isn't good?

You channel water magic, water condensing from the air to form a cup of ice in your hand. You further focus your will, causing water to pour seemingly from thin air into the cup. “Hey, don't mind me guys. I'm just perfectly fine over here. Got my own water.”

As you take a sip of the cool, refreshing ice water Darzi raises an eyebrow. “Would you like to join us, Mik? You don't need to just stand over there by yourself.”

You hold up a hand, begging pause. “No, no. It's cool. I've got my own friends. You two enjoy yourself over there. Without me. I mean, why would I want to talk to two beautiful women? What am I, some sort of sodomite?”

Darzi rolls her eyes, but you notice the tips of Vasuda's ears start to turn a little darker. You're not sure if she's blushing, or if it's just your imagination. Regardless you draw yet more water from the air, this close to the ocean it's fairly easy to accumulate enough to craft a vaguely humanoid golem from ice. You don't even particularly need to exert yourself in the process. You try to make it as detailed as possible, carving out lines in its surface to look like clothing and giving it articulated joints, but leave the face utterly blank.

Once it's finished you start talking to it as you would any person. “Yeah, so listen-” You say, dropping your voice to a particularly loud whisper. More of a barely restrained shout really. You want them to hear you. “-don't tell anyone I told you this, but I heard that Darzi is a huge rug muncher who doesn't even care if her friends get dehydrated.”

(1/3)

>>42160872
Big breasts

>>42160872
Everything but stockings.

You pause, making the golem nod along and wave its hands through the air as if it were responding before you continue. “I know right? What kind of cruel, evil, twisted person wouldn't even invite their friend to have a drink after a bout of strenuous exercise?”

Darzi sighs in exasperation, turning to Vasuda. “So you know, I heard Mikhael is really lonely. I've no idea why, Pani knows he has no trouble talking women into his bed.” She raises her voice. “Even feels the need to show off to his friends! The nerve of the man, truly!”

With a wave of your hand the golem evaporates into thin air, dismissed. “Hey, I apologized for that. It was an accident anyone could've made.”

Darzi grins, ignoring Vasuda's uncomfortable fidgeting. “Yeah, yeah. Get over here then and quit acting like such a desperate street walker.”

You relent, crossing the training yard to join the two of them around the pitcher of ice water. You refill your cup briefly, taking a long draught of cold water before sighing gratefully. Once you're finished, Vasuda voices a question that seems to be nagging her. “What's this about you talking women into your bed?”

You sigh, casting a look in Darzi's direction. She simply shrugs, a smug look on her face. Instead of providing an answer you just try to dodge the question. “It's nothing, Darzi is just having some fun at might expense is all. How have you been, since my brother left for Aleamond?”

She relaxes at the mention of your brother's absence, relief visibly washing over her. “I've been just... wonderful, really. I can't express in words how great it's been just to be rid of that vile man. I feel like these sessions with Darzi have really helped me get my confidence back, you know? Now that I know how to fight, or at least have a basic idea, I don't feel quite so helpless.”

(2/3)

>>42160853
>>42160856
That is a U

Its a weird ass font
>>42160845
Shit tags

>>42160922
Not as shit as your taste

She always did have an independent streak. It doesn't surprise you that a sense of helplessness, or worthlessness, would eat away at her. Then again, that's pretty much true of all people. You're in the middle of pouring yourself another glass when Vasuda leans forward, a gleam of excitement in her eye. “So Darzi tells me you're going to Elaudia soon, but she refuses to tell me what it is you're doing there.”

You finish her thought for her. “So you thought to ask me just because you thought I'd be easier to ply, right?”

She nods her head firmly. “Exactly. So come on, what's the deal? Why go into that vile swamp? My father says that Elaudia is where the Gods dumped all their failed creations.”

>Tell her about your search for the Elaudian Steel recipe.
>Just mention delving a few interesting ruins you've heard about.
>Refuse to answer, citing employer confidentiality.
>Ask her why she's interested in the first place.
>Write-in

>>42160922
Then photoshop that bitch up

>>42160887
Gayfag detected.

>>42160830
It looks like there's an aborted fetus hanging out in the middle of those S's

>>42160936
Adventure!

>>42160936
>Yes. That is where the Gods dumped all their failed creations....and I want some of them.

>>42160945
>liking cow tits
>laughingpedophiles.jpeg

>>42160936
>Tell her about your search for the Elaudian Steel recipe.

>>42160936
>Baby honestly I would go even if there wasn't anything but kicks in it for me.

>>42160936
>>Tell her about your search for the Elaudian Steel recipe.

>>42160968
seconded

>>42160936
For fun of course.

>>42160936
>Tell her about your search for the Elaudian Steel recipe.

>>42160936
>Tell her about your search for the Elaudian Steel recipe.

>>42160936
>>42160968
>>42161000
Yup.

>>42160936
"I'm being payed to burn down large swaths of the jungle for the amusement of kadir, DOUBLE BANISHEMT HERE I COME BABY!"
>Refuse to answer, citing employer confidentiality.

>>42160936
>Tell her about your search for the Elaudian Steel recipe.

>>42160951
>>42160936
Only acceptable answer.

>>42160936
>Ask her why she's interested in the first place.

>>42160936
For shits and giggles.

>>42160951
>>42160968
>>42161000
This

>>42160936
What if we just went into the jungle and died, haha as a joke

>>42160968
>Baby
Why

>>42160936
>Baby honestly I would go even if there wasn't anything but kicks in it for me.

>>42160936
Darzi and Mik make the most entertaining duo.

I want to believe that it's just one dude samefagging the "baby" write in

>>42161041
GOOD THING WE HAVE PHOENIX BELT
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>42161072
The message is good. But the wording is terrible.

>>42160951
>>42161016
>>42161030
>>42160968
>>42160978
>>42161005
>>42161030
>>42161000
>>42161029
>>42161059
>Why do anything? For shits and giggles of course.

>>42161011
>>42161004
>>42161003
>>42160974
>>42160964
>Ravioli ravioli give meee the formuloli

>>42161022
>Nigga y u b axin?

>>42161010
>That's classified.

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>>42161115
>Ravioli ravioli give meee the formuloli

>>42161115
>Ravioli ravioli give meee the formuloli
I lol'd. Totally gonna watch that episode now.

I can't remember, what were we trading the recipe for again?

I think it was an enchanted ring?

Reminder that Vasuda and Darzi are both shit. Only good waifu is magic.

>>42161155
Whatever it is, I'm sure Hayes is going to love us for getting the recipe.

>>42161155
Haye's payment can suck it. I just wanna see what monstrosity SK and Fulvia cook up with this stuff.

>>42161155
Who cares? Adventure is its own reward.

>>42161161
Por que no los tres?

>>42161183
Aye.

>walking through helljungle
>Ricky keeps asking us to feed him the wildlife

>>42161183
Oh yes. OH YES.

Don't forget Mortia's mad experiments with the crazy Elaudian flora and fauna.

Yes, I very much love our companions.

>>42161217
And we will

>>42161191
>why have only steak when you can have it with shit as well?
Its shit anon

>Soma has nigger blood
EVERYONE ABANDON QUEST

>>42161240
Nah, It's Steak and Wine and Bastini.

>>42161260
He's an Irish Nigger Jew.

I don't think it can get any worse.

>>42161280
he could have gypsie blood

>>42161280
Next we'll find out his Great grandmother was a sandnigger.

Soma confirmed he has 1/16th Jewish blood in him, and also has a nigger or three in his ancestry.

Quest keeps getting worse by the day.

>>42161298
It's what's drawing the shitters.

>>42161298
Dude that's it I'm fucking done. I'm coming for you Soma. No amount of preparation is going to save you.

>>42160509
>>42160760
What's up with the link? All I get is some panda thing

>>42161326
l m a o
>>42160845

>Soma is not an Aryan
I feel a mix of anger, frustration, confusion, and sadness. Soma, why?

>>42161326
Google it

Soma's real name is De'quan O'Rosenburg, the drunken nigger jew.

>>42161365
He's actually kinda fat. The photo is somewhere in the archives.

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>>42161372

>>42161378
Fuck, is he a gay trannie too?

>>42161395
Well he did get taken on a date by an anon, and anon did pay

>>42161365
We already knew he was a potatonigger.

By the way, he danced with a gypsy in a cave one time, which means he has been cursed and is actually being controlled by them. This entire quest was written by a gypsy puppeting a drunken nigger jew.

>>42161382
This gif really gets me in this context, considering what he's laughing in response to. Hysterical.

>>42161382
This is no laughing matter.

>>42161395
Would you believe me if I said yes?
Yes.

>>42161460
>soma is a black Irish jewish fat gay trannie
Quest dropped

>>42161495
I know you're joking but if somebody really is this racist then good riddance.

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>>42161627

>>42161627
>this nigger
Kill yourself

>50 minutes later

>>42161759
>implying 50 minutes is a long writing time for soma

>>42161759
He was discussing politics on the irc. He's just now starting the post.

>>42161790
What a faggot

>>42161790
>implying I wasn't the one to distract him
Doesn't mean I can't complain.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

Ignore me.

>>42161816
no

>>42161816
No. I'm acknowledging you right now and there's nothing you can do about it.

>misclick /tg/ while trying to go on /sp/ to shitpost

damn this is cool

>>42161868
>shitpost
You've come to the right place

>>42161868
Well have I got some news for you! If you love shitposting...

You lean back, taking a sip of water before answering Vasuda's question. “Why do anything?” You pause for dramatic effect, swirling the water in your glass contemplatively. “For fun and profit, of course. For the sake of adventure. I'd probably do this for free if I had to, the payment I get is just a bonus.” You gesture vaguely. “As for my actual mission, I'm supposed to retrieve some sort of formula from the last bastions of civilization deep within Elaudia.”

“This coming from the man who insist upon haggling for everything he might conceivably purchase. Honestly if you were to give money to the poor you'd probably insist on only giving them two silver and then say they were robbing you blind” Darzi comments.

You frown. “Hey now, that's not quite true. There are plenty of occasions where I've chosen to simply pay the asked for price rather than haggle. I actually consider myself rather generous.”

Darzi burst out laughing, and continues unabated for a solid thirty seconds. It's a little embarrassing, to be frank. When she finally calms down she punches you affectionately in the arm, breathing out a relieved sigh. “Oooh man, that was hilarious Mik.”

Frustrated, you respond. “Well gee, glad to have supportive friends like you at my back Darzi. Really makes me feel safe wading into a jungle which promises only death and disease.”

She shrugs her shoulders, nonchalant. “Eh, you'll get over it. We're leaving tomorrow before sunrise right? What's our route again?”

(1/2)

>>42161868
We have enough shitposters already.

At least go read the archives first

You spend the next few minutes going over your plans with Darzi and Vasuda and just chatting in general. Vasuda really just listens, you get the sense she's a bit out of her element with all this talk of logistics. Eventually Darzi calls the little impromptu meeting to a close and the three of you ascend the steps together, wandering back through the greenhouse to the main body of your estate. You're pleased to see that the slave who'd succumbed to an allergic reaction is no longer sprawled out on the floor. She's either died and been carted off, or recovered and been set to the slave quarters to rest. You get the feeling it's probably the latter.

On the balcony above the dining hall you prepare to go your separate ways. Darzi says goodbye to Vasuda with a tight hug before wandering off towards the wing of the house taken up by bedrooms, leaving the two of you alone. Before you have the chance to wander off to your own room either for rest or meditation, Vasuda tugs on the sleeve of our robe. She sounds hesitant, almost fearful when she addresses you. “So, this will probably be the last time we see each other for a while, won't it?”

You shrug your shoulders. “Yeah, I suppose. I anticipate this latest journey of mine will probably take a few months. Depends on how lost we get in the jungle. I'll be back, though. I've survived far worse than some strange wild life and unforgiving wilderness.”

She swallows, her fingers working nervously at the hem of her sleeve. She glances suspiciously to her left, then her right, before leaning forward and asking in a tone barely above a whisper. “Would you mind if I stayed the night, tonight? It's just, walking home alone at this hour would be so nerve racking...”

>She can stay if she likes, you'll put her up in one of the guest bedrooms!
>Sure, she can stay in her quarters. What could possibly go wrong?
>No, no. You really think it's best that she leaves. You'll have some of your guards escort her.
>Write-in

>>42161907
>>Sure, she can stay in her quarters. What could possibly go wrong?

>>42161907
>Sure, she can stay in her quarters. What could possibly go wrong?

>>42161907
>>Sure, she can stay in her quarters. What could possibly go wrong?

>>42161907
>her
Muh bad, that option should read:
>Sure, she can stay in YOUR quarters. What could possibly go wrong?

>>42161907
>>Sure, she can stay in her quarters. What could possibly go wrong?
assuming this is your

>>42161907
>Sure, she can stay in her quarters. What could possibly go wrong?

>>42161907
>Sure, she can stay in her quarters. What could possibly go wrong?

>>42161907
>Sure, she can stay in her quarters. What could possibly go wrong?

>>42161907
>>Sure, she can stay in your quarters. What could possibly go wrong?

>>42161907
>Sure, she can stay in her quarters. What could possibly go wrong?

>>42161907
Start pouring the shots

Let's broadcast it intentionally this time, show that we didn't actually care

>>42161907
inb4 chrys brutally murders her

>>42161907
>>She can stay if she likes, you'll put her up in one of the guest bedrooms!

>>42161985
WAAAAY ahead of you, Anon.

>We'll bang, OK?
Writin'

>>42162010
you want us to roll for how good we do again?

>>42162022
Shut the fuck up, Rob.

Maybe I'm just being retarded here, but isn't it void beings that are anathema to spirits?

So did Mik voidify his soul or what when the crowning happened?

Rolled 9, 2, 9 = 20 (3d10)

>>42162022
Rollan for erectile disfunction

Rolled 7, 8, 3 = 18 (3d10)

>>42162010

Rolled 1, 5, 6 = 12 (3d10)

>>42162010
This can only end poorly.

>>42162044
Would be bretty coo

>>42162064
mediocre

<Soma_QM> Oh man.
<Soma_QM> I've just had a wonderful, horrible idea.
<Soma_QM> Yes.
<Soma_QM> Yes I will do this.
<Soma_QM> Doesn't have to do with Chrys
PREPARE YOUR ANUS

>>42162075
Keep in mind he's drunk.

>>42162075
One of the ones we rolled is going to get our brother's mrs preggers

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>>42162075
I guess this is going to be another one of those nights that makes me regret ever picking this quest up in the first place.

>>42162075
inb4 deme tells us through the brooches that the samjan we banged is pregnant mid coitus

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>>42161907
>Sure, she can stay in her quarters. What could possibly go wrong?

>>42161907
>guest rooms

>>42162113
haha god i love shanks

Holy fuck why

>>42162198
Oi it'll be funny.

>>42162198
Why not?

>>42162198
Fuck off call

>>42161298
Aren't you considered a non-Jew if you have less than 1/8th of Jewish blood?

>>42162367
No

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I just don't fucking care anymore. Shit lets get Zahak to watch. Why the fuck not. He needs to learn eventually.

>>42162478
sauce?

>>42162478
That's the spirit!

>>42162478
>being salty
No, really, why? What is the downside here?

>>42162478
I'll laugh if the horned chick comes to wake us up and apologize for acting up a bit and than see vasuda in our bed.

>>42162478
I know you were holding out for Chrys, but Vasuda actually makes sense.

>>42162492
hownew.ru/?

>>42162503
Confirmed not gonna happen

Soma has siad in the past we can get divorce to be legla.
So why not try to push for it?
Our mother and other influential people are pushing for it and having us support it could realistically be the thing that gets it legalized.
watch soma make it this or vatis getting married being the choice

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>>42162498
Don't even give a shit bout Chrys. Tonal shift from not fucking anyone for 90% of the quest, then fucking erry'one.

>>42162518
We can get both.

The vatis society is already well on it's way to getting Vatis marriage legal.

Plus with the new dragon threat Vatis will have more power in society, giveing them more sway in politics.

>>42162539
We're an attractive young adult male with power and prestige. Pretty standard.

>>42162539
Oh, so you're just being autistic, then? Ok.

>>42162518
>So why not try to push for it?
Because Mik isn't going to get married before the Quest ends anyway, so there's no point in pushing for it right now.

>>42162560
soma rolls to see if the girls get pregnant, and i rather not have to explain why vasuda has a kid.

>>42162560
How do you know? we still go a long time left in quest. and Soma is terrible with time planning.

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>>42162584
After Elaudia and Pa'vala the quest is over.

>>42162574
>and i rather not have to explain why vasuda has a kid
Can just claim it was the brother's.
>>42162584
Because the Quest is still mostly about magic and exploration. Getting married serves no purpose if Mik isn't going to settle down for probably a few more decades.

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>>42162591
>OP
Yes, we have confirmed that Soma sucks cock regularly. One anon even took him a date and fucked his boipussy. What's your point?

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>>42162600
Elaudia is gonna be a long ass time
We'll get back, get unbanished, prolly fuck around for a bit, side quests with dragons and voibardians.
Then pa'vala which is a long ass time.
then we'll get back and fuck around a bit, then Soma will probably cook up some sort of finale arc

>>42162602
So why can't we get married and still travel and adventure and magic?

It impedes none of those. It's just an arbitrary title.

You're taken off guard. Sure, Vasuda has always been brazenly confident. Sure, you were supposed to be the man she married and you've always been close. You suppose it makes sense that your triumphant return and subsequent efforts to get your abusive brother shipped off to the middle of nowhere would reignite old passions. Regardless, you wouldn't have thought that Vasuda of all people would so blatantly hit on you.

Of course, that's not to say you're anything but receptive. If you're being honest, you've been resentful of your younger brother for years now because he was the one who ended up getting to marry Vasuda, a woman whom by all rights should have been yours.

Clearing your throat to buy yourself some time, you compose yourself. You're alone here, your companions either elsewhere or retired for the evening. This will probably be your only chance. “What kind of man would I be if I forced you to walk alone through the darkened streets of El-Amin? You can share my quarters. There's been some recent fire damage, but nothing too serious I assure you.”

Her brow scrunches in confusion. “Wait, fire damage? What do you mean?”

You gesture in the general direction of your bedroom. “Oh, you know... it's a story for another time. Nothing important, I promise. Anyway, shall we?”

You hold out your arm, and Vasuda takes it with more than a hint of apprehension. She's practically shaking like a leaf. Together you walk arm in arm through your bedroom door, and while she wanders off to explore your room you take care to lock the deadbolt.

She seems impressed, judging by the way she marvels at the silken finery and mahogany furniture which fills the room. “You live well, Mikhael.”
(1/3)

>>42162628
>all of those assumptions
Soma has confirmed that being unbanished is the end of the quest. There will be no voibardians. We missed that opportunity.

It's Elaudia, Pa'vala, Epilogue.

You wander over to the fire place, checking to make sure the flume is open before heaping logs into the hearth. A snap of your fingers ignites the wood, the pile of logs soon burning warm and bright. “Yes, well. I'll likely only be here for a few weeks, or months, out of every year. I might as well enjoy the duration of my stay.”

With the fire crackling away you shed your cloak, hanging it from a hook by the door, and kick off your boots. Your grandmaster's robes slide off easily enough but your underrobes require a little more effort on your part. You work your way down the buttons at the front whilst crossing the room. Aisha is enjoying the view of the sea from your window, utterly absorbed and evidently unaware as you draw near.

She nearly jumps out of her skin when you place a hand on her shoulder, her cheeks flushing when she notices that you're already mostly undressed. “Wh-why are you undressing? Did I ask you to undress? Do you have no modesty?”

You rest your hands on her hips, pulling her in close. “Come on, Vasuda. We both know what this is. Can't we just skip right to the good part?”

She stares adamantly at your wall, refusing to make eye contact. “I've no idea what you're talking about! I'm a married woman, how could you suggest that I'd act-” You reach back to squeeze the rather generous curve of her ass, earning a slap on the chest as your reward “Stop that! I'm telling you we shouldn't be doing this!”

You raise an eyebrow questioningly. “How am I supposed to interpret a woman asking to stay in my quarters for the night? Did you truly think that was a purely platonic invitation?” She opens her mouth to respond, but before she's able you lean forward, kissing her passionately. At first she resist, trying weakly to push you away, but soon her resistance yields and her tongue is playing against yours.

(2/3)

>>42162660
Soma is unreliable

>>42162667
>Aisha
U wot mate.

You help her out of her shirt, the breast binding she wears beneath falling away with little effort. You cup the swell of her breast, toying with the protrusion of her nipple. In turn she slides a hand down the front of your pants, gripping you by the root and working slowly up and down your shaft. So much for not wanting it.

Twenty minutes later you're sitting up in bed, your cock slowly but surely going flaccid and a weeping Vasuda held in your arms. She presses herself against you, face buried in your chest and body wracked by violent sobbing. This is a first for you. You thought things were going pretty well, she seemed to be enjoying your attentions and you sure as hell were. Then all at once the floodgates opened, and something about having sex with a crying woman just didn't sit right with you.

She's apologize profusely but the damage is done. The mood is gone. From what scattered sense you could make of her ramblings your half-brother was... not gentle, to say the least. She hasn't exactly been intelligible so you don't know the full extent of his depravity.

>Just try to comfort her and get some sleep. This was probably a bad idea to begin with.
>Reassure her that your brother's gone, he can't hurt her anymore. What's the problem? You still want to at least try and get your rocks off.
>Try to get an idea for what your brother did that was so horrible.
>Write-in

>>42162681
Blame it on the alcohol.

>>42162667
>Aisha

>>42162667
>Mik rapes Vasuda
amazing

>>42162667
>Aisha
yo crazy bitch kidnapped vasuda.

>>42162688
>>Just try to comfort her and get some sleep. This was probably a bad idea to begin with.

>>42162688
>Try to get an idea for what your brother did that was so horrible.

>>42162688
>>Just try to comfort her and get some sleep. This was probably a bad idea to begin with.
Just sleep mate, just sleep.
Let's just forget about this.

>>42162688
>Just try to comfort her and get some sleep. This was probably a bad idea to begin with.

>>42162688
>>Try to get an idea for what your brother did that was so horrible.
>>Reassure her that your brother's gone, he can't hurt her anymore.

>>42162688
>>Try to get an idea for what your brother did that was so horrible.
than
>Just try to comfort her and get some sleep. This was probably a bad idea to begin with.

>>42162688
reassure and comfort, dont try to sex her up

>>42162688
>>Just try to comfort her and get some sleep. This was probably a bad idea to begin with.

>>42162688
>>Just try to comfort her and get some sleep. This was probably a bad idea to begin with.
Pretty funny to be tbh Soma

>>42162688
>Just try to comfort her and get some sleep. This was probably a bad idea to begin with.
Kek you heard it here niggas this shit is confirmed dead.

>>42162706
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>>42162719
>wanting to bring up her traumatic sense while she's crying her eyes out
Stop

>>42162688
>Just try to comfort her and get some sleep. This was probably a bad idea to begin with.
I don't know why you people suddenly want to fuck every woman in this quest but it's a stupid idea.

>>42162688
>Go get a drink

>>42162688
Let her talk and cry and get it all out of her system. she'll fall asleep when she's done.

Then go have a smoke and climb back in bed to give her something to cuddle with.

>>42162688
>Try to get an idea for what your brother did that was so horrible.

>Just try to comfort her and get some sleep. This was probably a bad idea to begin with.

>>42162750
But let's not cuddle her naked tbh

>>42162688
>Just try to comfort her and get some sleep. This was probably a bad idea to begin with
Do you want to get Soma banned? Because he will if he keeps writing borderline smut.

>>42162688
>>Just try to comfort her and get some sleep. This was probably a bad idea to begin with.
Get dressed maybe, I don't want someone to see us naked with a crying woman

>>42162688
Let her vent. She'll pass out after, guaranteed.

>>42162688
>Cast Paralyze on her
>Keep going

>>42162756
We're not gonna put our clothes back on, that would make it awkward. Give a her a sense of wrongness about it. Only since we're already naked.

>>42162688
>>Just try to comfort her and get some sleep. This was probably a bad idea to begin wit
Yeah let's try and not think with our dick here.

>>42162772
I think the nakedness would just remind her of bad memories even more so, having a layer of clothing between us as a protective barrier so to say should make her feel safer.

>>42162688
>Try to get an idea for what your brother did that was so horrible.

Thanks soma tears are my fetish

>>42162688
>>Just try to comfort her and get some sleep. This was probably a bad idea to begin with.
Nah. Moment she started crying it was done. Let's move onto another waifu. Like Darzi.

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>>42162796
>Comfort

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>>42162792
>Try to figure out what your brother did.

>>42162750
>>42162748
>You need some time to think shit through.

>>42162767
>We were already a little rapey, why not go full on?

Seems pretty clear, writin'.

>>42162688
>>Just try to comfort her and get some sleep. This was probably a bad idea to begin with.
NOPE
Fuck you waifufags. We're not doing this.

>>42162796
Every girl so far has been practice for when we bed Darzi.
Nothing but the best for best girl

>>42162804
>Even without my samefagging comfort would have won
Damn. Should have samefagged raping her or something.

>>42162806
>implying the waifufags aren't the one voting for comfort

>>42162838
>Waifufags
>Voting for the option that doesn't progress the relationship
Yeah right

>>42162848
That's exactly what it does. If we stuck around we'd be fucking her within the week.

>>42162854
>within the week.
>we're leaving in morning

>>42162860
Which means she'll be primed and ready for a welcome back fuck.

We're gonna have one in every port and some for the road.

>>42162854
It's Mik giving up and going to sleep, while regretting it. He just isn't going to leave her sitting there crying. It'd probably keep him awake.

The other options would be us trying to make things better.

>>42162876
>giving up
No anon. There's no way we would still go on right now.

You have t let a girl vent that shit out. Women don't just get over rape and abuse after a quick little cry.

>>42162890
You've obviously not had sex with a girl that's recently been raped.

>>42162941
And I'm sure have a ten inch cock too anon, good for you

>>42162804
Soma stop drinking while writing. Nobody wants to read about shit like this

>>42162958
I do

>>42162958
No, you don't understand Anonymous. This is our chance to slip something ridiculous by him.

We could vote to rape Fulvia, or put the mask on again or whatever.

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>>42162941
>had sex with girl
>she was raped recently
>implying they were separate events

>>42162976
>implying Fulvia has holes to rape

>>42162976
Fulvia would be down, it wouldnt be rape

>>42162987
We're quite capable with Earth magic.

>>42162994
We still haven't meditated on our insight for earth.

>>42162804
I vote to take a bath after she falls asleep.

>>42163012
Nah we're going to cuddle with Vasuda all night

>>42163012
I vote to rape her tbh

>>42161907
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>>42162010
What the fuck is wrong with you anons? Seriously, fuck you all.

>>42163021
Sure, after a bath.
It would help us calm down.

Remember that time soma said we'd be out of El-Amin by the end of this thread?

>>42163012
Cuddle her so we're there when she wakes up

Anyone else think Mik really needs a drink? Hell, Vasuda could probably use one, too.

>>42163031
>still expecting us to be anything but awful

>>42163034
end of thread ain't here anon.

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>>42163048
It's late and Soma is drinked.

Bitch it might be.

>>42163063
It's first weekend of the semester. Soma ain't a pussy.

>>42163034
>2015
>believing Soma's lies

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>>42163066
>Soma ain't a pussy.

You run your fingers through her hair, holding her close. You want to know what it is your brother did to her that was so horrible. You want to find your brother and surrender him to Ricky's tender ministrations. However, you've a far more important issue to deal with. Vasuda needs you right now, she needs to be reassured. Thus you push thoughts of vengeance from your mind and try to make her feel at least slightly less horrible about herself.

“It'll be alright.” You coo softly in her ear. “My brother's gone. He can't hurt you. Everything's going to be okay.” You adopt what you hope is a comforting tone, though you don't think it's particularly effective. Vasuda's sobbing continues unabated, if anything she grows more frantic. You just sit there, whispering assurances in her ear that nobody's going to hurt her. At some point the crying stops, and it's not long after that you notice her breathing grow slow and steady, sleep finally claiming her.

Emotionally drained and utterly exhausted you sink into the covers, pulling Vasuda with you. Sleep doesn't come easy. Your thoughts keep turning to your brother and his new wife. Does he treat her as poorly as he treated Vasuda? Why did you hold yourself back? Why did you spare his life? Rage burns through you as fire through kindling, but eventually exhaustion and apathy coax you to sleep. Your dreams are troubled, but fortunately undisturbed.

(1/2)

The next morning you wake to find Vasuda curled against your side, her leg draped over yours and her hand rested against your chest. Something about it all just feels very right, and you're loathe to risk disturbing her by pulling yourself from underneath the covers. Especially considering how serene she looks, compared to the trauma of the night before.

Eventually someone comes banging against your door, Darzi's voice carrying distantly through the thick wood. “Mik, it's already two hours past dawn! Haul yourself out of bed and get dressed, we've places to be!”

Rather than wake up at the sound of Darzi's voice, Vasuda merely buries her head into the space between you and the pillow, nuzzling into you for warmth. You're glad you locked the door, or else Darzi probably would've barged right in by now.

>Wake her, you need her dressed and out the door.
>Slip away and get dressed, leave a not apologizing for leaving without notice.
>Wake her up and ask some questions, now that she seems to have calmed down.
>Write-in

>>42163085
>>Wake her up and ask some questions, now that she seems to have calmed down.

>>42163085
>Brooch Darzi that we'll be out in a bit, gently wake Vasuda

>>42163085
>Slip away and get dressed, leave a not apologizing for leaving without notice.

>>42163085
>Wake her, you need her dressed and out the door.

>>42163085
>Wake her up and ask some questions, now that she seems to have calmed down.
Soma you are one fuckin bitch made nigga

>>42163079
>Brooch Darzi that we'll be out in a bit, gently wake Vasuda

>>42163085
>>Slip away and get dressed, leave a not apologizing for leaving without notice.
Be the mysterious guy

>>42163085
>Wake her, you need her dressed and out the door.

Slipping away implies guilt; we didn't do anything wrong.

>>42163099
Bad idea. Chryss will see

>>42163085
>Brooch Darzi that we'll be out in a bit, gently wake Vasuda

>>42163085
>>Wake her up and ask some questions, now that she seems to have calmed down.

>>42163085
>>Brooch Darzi that we'll be out in a bit, gently wake Vasuda

>>42163085
>>Slip away and get dressed, leave a not apologizing for leaving without notice.

>>42163085
>>Slip away and get dressed, leave a not apologizing for leaving without notice.

>>42163085
>Wake her up and ask some questions, now that she seems to have calmed down.

>>42163085
>Slip away and get dressed, leave a not apologizing for leaving without notice.

>>42163157
>leave a not
Nice try samefag

>>42163085
>Brooch Darzi that we'll be out in a bit, gently wake Vasuda

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>Wake her gently.

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>You'z got some questions.

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>>42163157
>Like ships passing in the night.

>>42163099
>>42163114
>Just wake her up.

Destination finale
VOTE
1
To wake her gently.

VOTE
2
To slip away silently.

>>42163160
That's how Soma put the option in his post

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>2

Looks like the ones have it. Writin'

Reaching out to Darzi, you assure her that you'll be out soon. {Just give me a few minutes to get dressed, I'll be right out. Have breakfast ready for me.} That done, you start running your finger's through Vasuda's long, silky hair. Slowly you coax her awake, your persistence forcing her to pull her head from between the pillows.

At first she's clearly groggy, clinging to you in a half-asleep daze. Then, slowly, you can see the memories of the night before coming back to her. She releases your arm with no small amount of reluctance, pushing herself away and sitting up straight. You follow suit, pushing yourself upright. Vasuda bites her lip nervously, staring at you with a mixture of hope, worry, and perhaps a hint of fear.

Eventually she speaks, her voice halting and uncertain. “I'm sorry Mik.” She begins. “I didn't think... well, I thought I was ready to move on.” She pulls the covers up a littler higher, trying to preserve her modesty. Rather ridiculous really, considering what the two of you have already done. “My husband is not a kind man. He used to-” She swallows, hesitating before she continues. “-share me, with his associates.” Her voice drops to barely more than a whisper, her tone utterly dejected “He said it was the only thing I was good for.”

You reach out, running a hand down her back. It takes all of your focus and willpower to contain your rage, but you barely manage it. It takes you some time to calm down but you manage to keep the venom from your voice. “My brother was a horrible person. I promise you, I'm nothing like that.”

She pulls herself closer to you, her expression pained. “I know, it's just that when we were coupled those memories came flooding back, and I just couldn't... I know that one day I'll be ready. I know you're not like your brother.” She wipes fresh tears from the corners of her eyes, sniffling noisily. “I'm sorry, Mikhael. I know you're disappointed.”
(1/2)

You sigh wearily, shaking your head. “I'm not disappointed. If anything, I shouldn't have been so aggressive. If I didn't need to set out for Elaudia I'd offer to try and help your surmount this lingering influence that my brother has over you. Sadly, that's not the case.” You lean across the bed, planting a light kiss on her cheek before pulling yourself from the bed. “I'll be back, okay? Then we can resolve this.”

She nods, you'd almost say reverently. It's clear she looks to you as something of a role model. “The next time we see each other I'll be ready, Mik. I promise.”

You smile, sympathetic. “I don't want you to force yourself into anything you'd rather not do. If the time comes and the mood is right, what happens happens. If not, then there's no harm done.”

>No need to drag this out any longer than you have to. Get dressed, get fed, and pile into the carriage.
>Tell your friends to go on ahead, you'll catch up with Zahak.
>Write-in

>>42163426
>“The next time we see each other I'll be ready, Mik. I promise.”

>>42163426
>>No need to drag this out any longer than you have to. Get dressed, get fed, and pile into the carriage.

>>42163426
>>Tell your friends to go on ahead, you'll catch up with Zahak.
Mainly so we can show off in front of our companions by showing up in full armor cloak billowing begins us, riding a dragon

>>42163426
>No need to drag this out any longer than you have to. Get dressed, get fed, and pile into the carriage.
Tell our mother this new nugget of info we learned.
Also ask vasuda who these niggas were.

>>42163439
Remember to wear the crown, gotta look the best

>>42163426
>No need to drag this out any longer than you have to. Get dressed, get fed, and pile into the carriage.

>>42163426
>>No need to drag this out any longer than you have to. Get dressed, get fed, and pile into the carriage.

>>42163426
>>No need to drag this out any longer than you have to. Get dressed, get fed, and pile into the carriage.

>>42163426
>Tell your friends to go on ahead, you'll catch up with Zahak.

YESS MAH BOIIII ZAHAK!!!

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>>42163426
Seconding fuck our brother hard, and the fuckers that raped her.

>>42163426
>No need to drag this out any longer than you have to. Get dressed, get fed, and pile into the carriage.

>>42163426
>No need to drag this out any longer than you have to. Get dressed, get fed, and pile into the carriage.