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Arizona makes an abortive motion with her arms, as if she was going to fling the box away, but settles for a bright, slightly too-wide smile, and nods.

“Really hungry, huh?”

She shakes her head.

“For someone else, then.”

She nods.

You grin at her, leaning heavily on your cane as you leeeaaan in a little closer. “A lot of someone else's, eh?”

She nods enthusiastically, her eyes skittering around your edges as they seek the exit behind you. You keep a lidded-eyed look of suspicion on your face, but a smile's fighting its way onto your face. Such a stalwart, stoic, silent warship, but getting caught on a donut run for someone makes her fall right to pieces. “For Kongou, perhaps?”

She purses her lips and shakes her head, holding up her fingers, one, two, three, four, as if counting. Many people, not one person – her expression is slightly wounded, as if insulted you thought you could catch her in such a fashion.

As fun as this is, your curiosity is really getting the better of you – and if there's anyone on the whole base you trust unconditionally, it's Arizona. So you just ask. “Okay, I give up – who's it for? Why so nervous?”

She tilts her head a little too quickly – nervous, who me? - and holds out her hand low, patting an imaginary head. “For the destroyers?”

She smiles and nods.

“Whatever for?”

She describes a circle on the air around her with one hand, balancing the box on one arm, and then sweeps her palm overhead, like feeling out the interior of a bubble.

“AA protection!”

She grins and nods.

“Well, that'll do the trick,” you agree. “Nothing gets people on your side like...”

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Arizona's expression has returned to her default stoneface, but her eyes are wider than dinner plates and positively skipping off the walls like a pinball.

“... like donuts,” you say, eyeballing the truly massive box, then sliding your gaze back to Arizona's face. The slender girl seems to be trembling ever so slightly now, fidgeting from foot to foot.

“Especially the intel guys,” you say, and Arizona nearly drops the damn box.

“A~ha~” you snicker, turning your face to one side to regard her with that suspicious sidelong look that tool in the glasses uses on CSI Gatorstan. “But what on earth could you want them to track down for you, hmm?”

Arizona clutches the box to her like a shield, tucking her chin against her chest to hide her eyes. She seems to shrink before you, jaw covered by her duster's collar. She sidles to the side, making clear her desire to just leave this room, right now.

[ ] I'm just teasing you, hon. I understand there's things you need to keep to yourself sometimes – for everyone, no exception.
[ ] Arizona, you don't have to hide anything from me. There's not a man in the Navy that'd refuse you a thing – me least of all.

Def. a good vote to explain your intentions

>>42181127
>[ ] I'm just teasing you, hon. I understand there's things you need to keep to yourself sometimes – for everyone, no exception.

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>>42181127
>[ ] I'm just teasing you, hon. I understand there's things you need to keep to yourself sometimes – for everyone, no exception.

>>42181127
>[ ] I'm just teasing you, hon. I understand there's things you need to keep to yourself sometimes – for everyone, no exception.

>>42181127
>[ ] I'm just teasing you, hon. I understand there's things you need to keep to yourself sometimes – for everyone, no exception.

Adorable.

>>42181127
>[X] Arizona, you don't have to hide anything from me. There's not a man in the Navy that'd refuse you a thing – me least of all.
Is Arizona bribing the Intel guys to find out what Settle likes?

>>42181127
>[ ] I'm just teasing you, hon. I understand there's things you need to keep to yourself sometimes – for everyone, no exception.

>>42181127
[ ] I'm just teasing you, hon. I understand there's things you need to keep to yourself sometimes – for everyone, no exception.

Too cute.

>>42181127
[x] I'm just teasing you, hon. I understand there's things you need to keep to yourself sometimes – for everyone, no exception.

>>42181127
>[ ] Arizona, you don't have to hide anything from me. There's not a man in the Navy that'd refuse you a thing – me least of all.

>>42181127

>[¥] Arizona, you don't have to hide anything from me. There's not a man in the Navy that'd refuse you a thing – me least of all.

>>42181127
>[ ] I'm just teasing you, hon. I understand there's things you need to keep to yourself sometimes – for everyone, no exception.
I squee'd a little.

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>>42181127
>[ ] I'm just teasing you, hon. I understand there's things you need to keep to yourself sometimes – for everyone, no exception.

>>42181127
>[X] I'm just teasing you, hon. I understand there's things you need to keep to yourself sometimes – for everyone, no exception.

Such a nice girl. I look forward to when Arizona canonically starts speaking.

>>42181127
>[ ] I'm just teasing you, hon. I understand there's things you need to keep to yourself sometimes – for everyone, no exception.

>>42181127
>[X] I'm just teasing you, hon. I understand there's things you need to keep to yourself sometimes – for everyone, no exception.

>>42181127
>[X] Arizona, you don't have to hide anything from me. There's not a man in the Navy that'd refuse you a thing – me least of all.
Is my MURKA fanboyism showing too much?

>>42181127
>[ ] I'm just teasing you, hon. I understand there's things you need to keep to yourself sometimes – for everyone, no exception.

>>42181127
>[x] I'm just teasing you, hon. I understand there's things you need to keep to yourself sometimes – for everyone, no exception.
I can't think straight with all these heart attacks.

>>42181127
>[ ] I'm just teasing you, hon. I understand there's things you need to keep to yourself sometimes – for everyone, no exception.
Okay we had our fun. Meta answer is that she's looking for her bells.

>>42181127
>[ ] Arizona, you don't have to hide anything from me. There's not a man in the Navy that'd refuse you a thing – me least of all.

>>42181127
>[ ] I'm just teasing you, hon. I understand there's things you need to keep to yourself sometimes – for everyone, no exception.

>>42181127
Settle, if you don't hug that battleship I swear I'm requisitioning three hundred thousand cassette singles of "Kiss The Girl" from the Little Fucking Mermaid. and firing them at your head out of an air gun.

>>42181304
Meta answer is she's bribing people to find things out about Settle.

>>42181127
No idea what to vote so won't.
Adorbsazona. And i hope at least some of those go to desdiv 6. That would be adorable.
Hmm. Could we get them as permanent AA cover for Ari? That would be brilliant.

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have a thing

>>42181127

> [x] I'm just teasing you, hon. I understand there's things you need to keep to yourself sometimes – for everyone, no exception.

no bully

>>42181127
>[ ] Arizona, you don't have to hide anything from me. There's not a man in the Navy that'd refuse you a thing – me least of all.

>>42181127
>[ ] Arizona, you don't have to hide anything from me. There's not a man in the Navy that'd refuse you a thing – me least of all.

>>42181127
>[ ] I'm just teasing you, hon. I understand there's things you need to keep to yourself sometimes – for everyone, no exception.
Daww

>>42181127
>[x] Arizona, you don't have to hide anything from me. There's not a man in the Navy that'd refuse you a thing – me least of all.
Trust. We need to father a trusting relationship with out troops.

>>42181127
>[ ] I'm just teasing you, hon. I understand there's things you need to keep to yourself sometimes – for everyone, no exception.
I think she reasonably trusts people at this point; better to reinforce that "yes, she's a person, and people are allowed to keep secrets*".

*Well.. maybe not if you're military and your superior officer asked you a direct question, but the concept is still valid.

>[X] I'm just teasing you, hon. I understand there's things you need to keep to yourself sometimes – for everyone, no exception.

>>42181127
>[ ] I'm just teasing you, hon. I understand there's things you need to keep to yourself sometimes – for everyone, no exception.

>>42181316
But that would crush the donuts Naka!

>[ ] I'm just teasing you, hon. I understand there's things you need to keep to yourself sometimes – for everyone, no exception.

She's a big girl- if she feels the time is right, she'll tell us.

Not needing to know every detail is the sign that you trust your subordinate

>>42181127
>[X] Arizona, you don't have to hide anything from me. There's not a man in the Navy that'd refuse you a thing – me least of all.

Ari is love

>>42181316
I have a belt launcher that would have a higher rate of fire, if you want it.

>>42181127
>[ ] I'm just teasing you, hon. I understand there's things you need to keep to yourself sometimes – for everyone, no exception.

Arizona has been a sweetheart to us, and trying to force her to open up (especially when she can't talk) would only be prying and make her upset at us. But perhaps we can find a way to help her with whatever mission she has and deduce her intentions anyways!

>>42181127
"If you're after information, donuts themselves won't do it. Not if you're making the nerds pull an all-nighter."

>Lean in conspiratively

"You need coffee too."

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Jer just always needs to be seen, no matter what. She craves attention like Arizona craves donuts.

>>42181127
>[ ] I'm just teasing you, hon. I understand there's things you need to keep to yourself sometimes – for everyone, no exception.


But if you want to talk about something, I'm all ears... eyes, whatever.

>>42181331
Well... that was quick.

I feel the sudden urge to run the fuck away.

>>42181304
We know where her bells are. One was on her, the other is in the state she's named for at a college I think.

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>>42181331
>Mirai Nikki-Zona
Pls no

>>42181127
>[X] Arizona, you don't have to hide anything from me. There's not a man in the Navy that'd refuse you a thing – me least of all.

As much fun as it is to tease her, there is a reason why she bought a party sized box of donuts as a bribe.

>>42181127
>[ ] I'm just teasing you, hon. I understand there's things you need to keep to yourself sometimes – for everyone, no exception.

>>42181331
>this image

AHAHAHAHAHA

VOTES CALLED OVERHWELMINGLY HOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>42181405
She can run faster.

>>42181370
We'll talk.

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>>42181388

She's a bigger showboat than Showboat herself--but with a battle record like hers, it's kinda hard not to be prideful

Can Ari speak if she wants, or is some part of her still broken?

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>>42181127
[x] I'm just teasing you, hon. I understand there's things you need to keep to yourself sometimes – for everyone, no exception.

I suspect she wants her bell. In any case I'm sure she'll tell us when she wants to.

>>42181378
>Sugar and coffee
>Destroyers
It would be absolute bedlam.

>>42181331
Oh, God. Higgins has somehow murdered Arizona and is wearing her skin. REMOVE SKINWALKER! Get Hornet, she's native American, she knows how to kill these things!

Nice pic, but creepy.

>>42181388
Such a pretty show boat.

>>42181127
>[ ] I'm just teasing you, hon. I understand there's things you need to keep to yourself sometimes – for everyone, no exception.

>>42181388
>Joisey Shore: Kancolle edition

>>42181127
>[ ] Arizona, you don't have to hide anything from me. There's not a man in the Navy that'd refuse you a thing – me least of all.

Definitely this. Not trying to get in her pants like some, but I feel it's what settle would do. Besides, we gotta do something in leiu of a welcome back party.

So to that end, yeah. This but in an "I'm doing this for a good ally" instead of "I'm doing this because I fear getting exploded by surprise abyssal" kinda way.

>>42181127
>[ ] I'm just teasing you, hon. I understand there's things you need to keep to yourself sometimes – for everyone, no exception.

>>42181448

It's been theorized that the loss of her bell prevents her from speaking--returning this part, logic follows, would allow her to speak.

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[ ] I'm just teasing you, hon. I understand there's things you need to keep to yourself sometimes – for everyone, no exception.

>>42181435
She can't free-run.I'll climb a fucking building.

>>42181447
Prideful about her bust, maybe

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>>42181494
That's a dumb theory and you should stop.

>>42181448
Pretty sure she just doesn't want to talk. Lots of the other girls are in pieces at the bottom of the ocean and they're fine physically. Ari just has her own issues.

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>>42181331
Hey there drawanon, mind if you could make a unit patch for our battlegroup?

>>42181331
>>42181405
>>42181435

She is a Standard Battleship. Speed is not her forte.

>>42181431
We have wired YET ANOTHER reimbursement for your Drone Frigates.

This will be the last. There are limits to the Unbound's willingness to pay for their debts and mistakes.

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>>42181463
So Yandere Higgins image when?

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>>42181331

>>42181127
>[ ] I'm just teasing you, hon. I understand there's things you need to keep to yourself sometimes – for everyone, no exception.

I hate the waifu shit, but Arizona is too cute.

Weird how she gets personal interactions so well despite being so 'new' a ship girl.

I wonder if memorial ships are the same as museum ships in that they picked up a lot more normal human interactions.

She was a memorial ship for like 50+ years. She might have more memories of people visiting.

>>42181127
>[ ] I'm just teasing you, hon. I understand there's things you need to keep to yourself sometimes – for everyone, no exception.

>>42181431

Oh fucking shit

>>42181127
[x] I'm just teasing you, hon. I understand there's things you need to keep to yourself sometimes – for everyone, no exception.

Everyone needs a bit of privacy.

>>42181127
>[x] I'm just teasing you, hon. I understand there's things you need to keep to yourself sometimes – for everyone, no exception.

It's true, everyone has a right to their own privacy. And it's the difference between respecting someone and putting them on some waifu pedstal.

>>42181590
Goddamit Ogitsune

>>42181579
Neither is turning!

I'll just run evasively and jump through windows and shit.

>>42181590

Why is she an elf?

Why is she not a brown elf?

>>42181590
Why an elf?

>>42181447

OOOHOHOHOHOHO. IOWA PLEASES OLD MEN FOR MONEY.

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>>42181554

Didn't say it was mine--just some hearsay from the previous threads.

>>42181541

It is rather nice.

Speaking of busts, threadly reminder that SISTER SARA AND LADY LEX HAVE FAT STACKS

>>42181599
Not the worst theory. Though she's also been doing a lot of catching up on the internet on her own, supposedly.
>Arizona posting with her revolver on /k/

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>>42181431
*panic*

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>>42181590
>Elf ship girl
I didn't realize how much I needed this until now.

>Settle is eating donuts with Arizona
>Shoukaku is waiting for Settle to return with a hot meal in his room
>All alone

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>>42181656
the fattest of stacks

>>42181653
But that's Jer, Iowas infinitely more slutty yet sexually inexperienced younger sister.

>>42181699
we'll see her soon, friend.

>>42181645
>>42181650
Those aren't elf ears, they're hyper-sensitive AN/SPY-3 radar arrays.

>>42181696
Ahaha, the loveless crew in action

>>42181645
>>42181650
That's just how the artist drew her. I just saved the image.
>>42181699
Anon plz, we've already gave planefag ENOUGH ideas.

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>>42181702
Is it bad that I like our drawfags STACK better than the Chinese kancolle STACK?

>>42181699
>She asks him whether he'd like dinner, a bath, or her

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>>42181696
He did a bunch.

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>>42181702

The new Kaga has some pretty large STACKS too, yes?

>>42181809
MEDIOCRE!

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>>42181777
no stacked is love stacked is life

>>42181554
Don't bully the Anon, Anon. It isn't his theory... and neither is it mine; we just got it from another Anon and run with it. Besides, he isn't hurting anyone, now, is he?

>>42181590
Not a draw fag, so can't help you there. But I have made... ah, provisions for that.

>>42181699
...well, that's depressing... like how Shoukaku currently is in mine... sniffle...

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>>42181792
>Those proportions
Typical Ogitsune is typical.

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>>42181699
Did someone say Shokaku?

>>42181809
>oppai loli

>>42181778
man if thats a vote, i'd vote for her just to see what happens.

>>42181792
OH MY GOD I WANT THOSE GUNS

>>42181778
>I would like to go the fuck to sleep, it has been a long day

>>42181809
It's not just stack there, though.

Lexington is all stacked all the way

>Holy shit captcha, pie is not waffles

>>42181590
I really like the CIWS sidearm.
Is that a second Phalanx on her left thigh?
So she can dual-wield CIWS?

>>42181845
Does it still count as oppai loli if realistically speaking, she's not really a destroyer?

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>>42181853
>>42181841
Yes, typical Ogitsune.

>>42181792
Oh my.

>>42181809
Look at her mother.

Though by this theory then Souryuu's sub daughter would be pretty... healthy. But she'd be a girl one could bring home to the family.

>>42181841
YEP.

>>42181699
If that happens then it'd be the "pearl harboor".

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>>42181699
>all alone

>zuikaku screaming "IM RIGHT HERE"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ck6OCvuXAA

>>42181879
Burke's would have a 25mm bushmaster side arm with little shoulder Phalanxes.

Last 3 captchas have been cabbage. Captcha pls.

>>42181911
*Technically* a destroyer, just like all of Japan's fleet.

>>42181865
>>Shoucuddle.jpg

>>42181920
>Double-barrel Enfields

>>42181943
Yes. *Technically*.

>>42181920
We need more of these images to trigger a GhostDivision Spinoff. Hopefully.

Maybe two dozens and a half form plot will do.

>>42181967

She's Australian--they're known for jerry-rigging guns and things.

>>42181920
This please the Australian. Perth with coach guns is funny as shit.

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>>42181943
>>42181981
But Atago-han is a cruiser! Pic related!

>>42181971
Holy crap, dat hms dragon.

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>tfw your designers are a bunch of old perverts who design you with a stack so large that it makes nearby super dreadnoughts feel insecure

>>42181943
So, jailbait

>>42182004
Wasn't someone already doing a modernish shipgirls quest?

>>42181920
No, I literally want to own one of the guns floating around Bismark. One of Perth's shotguns would also be nice.

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>>42182008
But can she get rid of emus?

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>>42182004
>>42182015
>>42181921
Have Hamps "sister"

>>42181967
I should tell you about the Modded Guns the SASR used in 'nam sometime.

Like the sawn-off foregrip full-auto L1A1 that had a nonstandard flash hider welded on that made it sound like a .50cal.

>>42182063
Sajuuk have mercy.

>>42182063
The Galloping Ghost of the Java Coast!

>>42181579
She can certainly run faster than a human.

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>>42181845
Given the correlation between size and apparently age pretty much all modern ships would look like high schoolers at the least.

>>42182063
3 Barrels>2 Barrels

>>42182043
Which one anon? I must know. For reasons.

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>>42182080
What the...
IS this the Obrez' western counterpart?

>>42182118
Idk. I just follow fapangels stuff

>>42182094
Perhaps. We have not yet tested if their ship-like characteristics translate to land.

Experience showed, however, that they are about as fast as should be expected for Bound personas of their age and sizes.

A reasonably fit man should be able to outrun Miss Arizona fairly handily, I wager.

>>42182063
...on one hand, I want to ask Northampton to introduce me to her.

On the other hand, given Hamp's a guy, KCQ's Houston might be a ship-boy.

W-w-what should I do?

>>42182087
...for Houston's third turret has none?

>>42182106
Actually, The correlation is actually apparent age VS tonnage

This is evident because Yamato is bigger than Kongo, even though Kongo is older than Yamato.

>>42182063
Don't you mean Perth's Sister?

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>>42182019

>S-stupid Lexington! Showing off her...her...oh my goodness, so indecent!

>What was that, Maryland?

>I HATE YOU YOU FAT TITCOW!

>>42182170
...no she's a Northampton class. She and Perth went down at Java though.

>tfw no cute Cajun girls who cook really nice food for everyone every night

Would N'awlins do a spicy crawdad night every Friday at the mess hall?

>>42182155
in what way? in terms of actual guns oh yeah, in curves? well in official art.... (though what you said is true in fanart)

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>>42182087
>>42182088
>>42182110
Have a Nevada, then I'm going to stop cause we run through images too fast anyway.

>>42182153
I think you'd be ok.

>>42182170
They're both Northampton class ships, so no.

>>42182155
That's more or less what I said?

>>42182213
Oh God-Emperor of Mankind (who's a good friend of mine), why?

>>42182153
Aren't you a brave Bound persona, to so willingly court both love and doom?

>>42182172
>Maryland is the most devout catholic to ever exist
>still thinks sinful things about Lexington

It would be incredible for her to be a closet lesbo

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>>42182153
abandon all hope

>>42182196
>>42182213
Abyssal "sisters" then. Guess I should remember my punctuation then, seeing one's a modified Leander light cruiser and the other is a Northampton heavy cruiser.

>>42182204
Ghost, we know it's you.

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You step aside, giving her a free shot at the door. “Sorry, hon. I was just teasing you. We've... all got things we can't talk about... no matter how much we should, or want to.” You give her a sad smile as she peeks up at you, chin still tucked against the box. “And god knows, there's some things from your day that are *still* classified today, even above my flag rank.” You shrug – then pause, then produce your wallet. Arizona almost leaps away when you reach out and slip your military ID card into the donut box as discreetly as possible.

“There. That might open some doors for whatever you're looking for,” you tell her. “You just got back, after all. Some ships have taken to the internet like a ship to, uh-” you shake your head, and she smiles her usual slight smile. “And some don't, like Hornet. So if you just need a nerd to browse the MILNET for you, that'll help. Just, make sure they don't look up Roswell or anything retarded when they're logged in with my ID, okay?”

Arizona smiles shyly down at her donut box. She turns and sets it back on the counter.

“Reconsidering the largesse?” you say with a laugh.

She spins around so quickly her duster's hem slaps your shins and pounces on you. For such a slender girl she's surprisingly strong, hugging you so tightly your back pops back into place. She disengages so fast you hardly realize it happened, flicking her duster's collar up before seizing her donuts and skittering out of the building.

“What was that all about?” the kindly cashier asks.

“I'd tell you,” you reply, “if I had the faintest frikkin clue myself.”

“Shouldn't you know?” she says dubiously, eyeballing the scrambled eggs on your cover.

“Woulda, coulda, shoulda,” you mutter. “Are you gonna weigh in on the damned LCS next?”

She giggles merrily at that one, taking your point without elaboration, and sells you some donuts.

>>42182294
Actually

It's HMF

It was me all along!

>>42182204
Every true Cajun/creole knows that you have catfish on fridays.

Crawdads are for the weekend crawfish boils.

>>42182300
Yeah... I wanna cuddle with Arizona even more now.

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>>42182300
AIRZONAAAAAA

>>42182300
She's like the daughter I never will have.

Which is slightly depressing.

>>42182336
It almost makes want to be a cajun.

Almost.

I thought she was going to shove a doughnut in his mouth and skitter off.

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>>42182300
HNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>42182300
D'aaawwwrizona!

Best little sisteru/daughteru.

>>42182336
>N'awlins and Mississippi open a southern cooking stand in the middle of the base

>>42182300
Arizona is best daughteru!

>>42182300
LCS?

>>42182300

Arizona is too damn cute. I need an insulin shot.

>>42182371
Just adopt.

Can't be too hard.

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>>42182408
>It's gumbo all day errday

>>42182393
>Dat Koishi

>>42182408
>IJN Shipgirls flock to it.

>>42182300
Ari a cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute

>>42182412
>>42182441
>Housho challenges them to an Iron Chef contest.
>Hiei is BANNED from the premises.

>>42182080
>Gun loudners
Straight from the ear drum hating pits of hell.

>>42182300
best daughteru

>>42182415
Littoral Combat Shipslut
Floating F-35.

>>42182300
CUTE
U
T
E

>>42182434
>Mississippi delivers meals via Talos missile

>>42182434
>bitching about based gumbo

>>42182432
Few adoption agencies accept gigantic, eons old space ships as candidates.

By which I mean none.

I will never have a cute daughter like Arizona.

>>42182480
FASTEST DELIVERY IN THE WORLD

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>>42182434
The cutest

>>42182408
>North Carolina and Tennessee have daily arguments over barbecue.

>>42182480
What, like the old navy experiment of using cruise missiles for mail?

>>42182497
I wasn't. Needs more tabasco though.

>>42182415

Littoral Combat Ship, a ship the size of of a Tico-class, but with the armament of a of Coastie Cutter. Designed for a multi-role approach.

It's kinda controversial amongst the Navy, as a whole.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Littoral_combat_ship

>>42182465
>>42182536
Oh that failed piece of work.

>>42182300

INB4 NEXT TIME

it's way too early, but pf's taking so long...

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>>42182300
>giving your CAC away

F U L L
U
L
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R E T A R D
E
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A
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D

>>42182507
Have you ever tried building your own ship daughteru? She could be like a ship with an AI that learns over time and engineering modules to upgrade her hull according to her desires.

>>42182522
>Alabama just sits there eating fried chicken and biscuits, getting fatter and fatter

>>42182371
>>42182398
>>42182412
>>42182462
Shocuck fags just stop.

>>42182579
What can a battleship do with your id card?

>>42182608
Ruin everything.
I don't think Arizona would do that though

>>42182593
Top

Tier

Daughteru

>>42182581
No, anon, Super acolyte, while adorable, does not count as daughters.

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>>42182582
ALABAMA IS A BIG HEALTHY GIRL

>>42182579
We're still drunk, remember.

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>>42182393
That reminds me...

>>42182300
Planefag, when are you going to continue A Wizard is You? I went and read the whole thing after it was mentioned here in a previous thread.

It's great.

You need to continue it you faggot.

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>>42182608
more like you never give away your goddamn military ID what the fuck are you DOING NIGGER

>>42182593
Ari not for lewds

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The apple fritters and frosted cake donuts go quickly as you lay in bed back in your apartment, thumbing aimlessly through random webpages. Nobody's bothering to counter-shitpost on 2chan tonight; Hate's probably too angry to operate keyboards right now. Hell, if he came across an ape smashing bones about before a black stone obelisk he'd probably push the obelisk over on the ape. You got to know the Corporal – rather, the Lieutenant – pretty well during your shipboard service. Well enough that you quickly dispensed with his real name, preferring his infinitely more accurate nickname, and getting so chummy with the lowly “enlisted” man that it nearly drove your XO batty enough to care about it. Nearly – he didn't care about anything outside how well he could fight his ship. He was a good man – and the real hero of LA.

You can't remember his name.

Shutting down your phone, you drop it onto the carpet and roll your face into the pillow. Hate is the person closest to you, a bond welded tight in the crucible of San Pedro harbor, but you've never talked about it with him – not once. Maybe if he'd been aboard at the time... but he wasn't. You were separated, and fought your own battles in your own places. You've wondered at what exactly happened aboard the Iowa, and you're sure he's had his questions, too – but you've both been content to know that your educated guesses are close enough.

Maybe you're not ready to talk about it.

Maybe you never will.

You turn off the nightstand light, and finally fall asleep.

>>42182593
...or Arizona is being genuinely cute here. Hell I ship settle/shou and I thought it was cute. I still don't think she beats Shou as a waifu.

>>42182658
AWiY IS DEAD

SWQ IS DEAD

>>42182658
>Planefag, when are you going to continue A Wizard is You?
lol.

>>42182641
Oh my god she IS fat

>>42182579
Seriously. In a time of war too. Not to mention, you kinda forgot to give her your PIN - so it's useless to her and you are now running around a secure base without verifiable ID.

>>42182670
Dohoh silly anon nothing is sacred.

>>42182658
It's dead, like SWQ. May it rest in an incomplete piece.

>>42182666
But what is the military ID for? Non-conscript here.

>>42182300
>Roswell
?

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>>42182687
I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS.

>>42182696
It worked for eliminating Merlin from the Frank bowl.

>>42182713
That quest is also dead too.
lol balistafag

>>42182707
New Mexico, ayy lmaos.
What, you don't know this?!

>>42182581
>>42182636
As he has stated.

As for an AI... It's not the same. If you install an emotional module, they immediately are emotionally mature.

No time for a cute daughter.

>>42182713
It is unfortunately true. For now, they rest dead.

But with strange aeons, even Death may die.

>>42182707
>doesn't know about Roswell
>can't Google
Kill yourself

Well I figured "Hate" wasn't his real name.

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>>42182713
NEVER

EVER

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>>42182522

>Texas just tuts and shakes her head, continuing to insist her method of BBQ is the *right* and *only* way of making BBQ

AND THAT IS IT FOR TONIIIIGHT! We'll have some writeups incoming, starting with Navyfag's latest installment (which I'll be posting for him~)

>>42182658
>Planefag, when are you going to continue A Wizard is You? I went and read the whole thing after it was mentioned here in a previous thread.

I hope to go back and finish it some day - probably as a sequel, a second act, since my writing is lightyears better than the shit I churned out back then oh god I wrote that trash god forgive me.

SWQ will have to be finished as one big piece of writing; there's just no way to tie all those plot threads together and end it in quest format. I tried, trust me.

>>42182666
>more like you never give away your goddamn military ID what the fuck are you DOING NIGGER

THIS

THIS

HE UNDERSTANDS THE SIGNIFICANCE, HERE

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Beachside picnic with Iowa when

>>42182750
Then why did we give it away?

Also next thread when?

>>42182750
Thread tomorrow?

>>42182750
The nerds in the navy are going to have fun being an admiral tonight.

>>42182750
>Arizona just hands it back to us in the morning because she's a good girl

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>No Shokaku

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Planefag y u do dis?

>>42182777
Everybody wang chung tonight!

>>42182750
>ending at midnight
>on a Saturday

COCKTEASE

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>>42182593
>Assuming everyone who doesn't ant to stick their dick in AZ is a shoucuck fan
>wanting to stick our dick in AZ

>>42182790
We'll see her soon mate, have faith.

Trust in Planefag.

>>42182593
That is getting kind of annoying, yeah it's cute but just to dismiss it to that so their waifu can stand on top is getting annoying.

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>>42182790

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“... what the fuck am I looking at, Weiss?” Parker stared at the screens in front of him.

CTT2 Weiss leaned back in his chair, smiling as he described the various tracks and data points in front of Parker. “What you are looking at, Chief, is the finest in the tracking of Abyssals. An entire array of deep-submergence and surface sonar buoys tracking the movements of both deployed Abyssals, and their submerged versions.”

The screen in front of both Parker and Weiss displayed several predicted tracks from the buoys; the recorded wave sensors painted a clear picture of both the Abyssal ships on the surface in the Philippine Sea, as well as those targets that had been 'out of sight' during the engagement, hidden beneath the waves.

Parker looked nonplussed at Weiss. “Bullshit. This is from the movie 'Battleship'. Who's idea was this?”

Weiss raised his hands defensively, “But it works, Chief. And the best part is, after Fukushima, pretty much all the countries in the AOR pitched in and funded the installation of them around all the inhabited islands and coastlines.”

“Again, who's idea was this?”

Weiss coughed into his hands “...Alvarez.”

Parker turned his lidded glare in the direction of the lone Operations Specialist, who shrunk back involuntarily under the gaze, know informally as the 'Disappointed Father Figure (Navy ver.)'.

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>>42182750
>I hope to go back and finish it some day - probably as a sequel, a second act, since my writing is lightyears better than the shit I churned out back then oh god I wrote that trash god forgive me.
I'll hold you to that, Planefag.

>SWQ will have to be finished as one big piece of writing; there's just no way to tie all those plot threads together and end it in quest format. I tried, trust me.
Well that's certainly better than nothing.

>>42182740
Its hard to tell what on google is relevant.

>>42182750
Settle, thus, screwed up.

Why, Bound persona Settle. Why?

>>42182777
Oh, they are already. The activity on the network is astounding.

>>42182812
I apologize, it is my fault. I overreacted last thread.

Mea culpa. Mea culpa maxima.

>>42182593
...I am frankly amazed that you consider me, the guy who wrote Arizona SMOOCHING Settle after he gave her back her bells and her voice, to be a Shocuck.

Settle will have his fleet.

>>42182676
And so begins the nightmares... to open up the next run...

>>42182750
...well, shit.

On the other hand, NavyFag stories~

>>42182636
>>42182734
Too bad. But who knows what the future holds?

>>42182748
>implying

She's Texas circa 1914. She'd just be wondering why she can't lynch uppity niggers for sport anymore.

>>42182812
Exactly.
>>42182806
Read your own post, I can't read stupid.

>>42182704
CAC cards are your ID to every government system. With the right kind of reader you can access various government websites, databases, emails, etc and are tied to you and you alone. They are very important and you seriously every safety brief we get on personal security repeats 'never give it to others, never leave it anywhere, keep is secret, keep it safe'. They're also tied to fingerprints too.

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>>42182812
you keep on projecting anon

>>42182750
>all those promises to finish AWiY and SWQ

better swear that upon your best guns.

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>>42182822
>Using Battleship grids to track abyssals
Ayyyyyyyyyyy

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>>42182666
>more like you never give away your goddamn military ID what the fuck are you DOING NIGGER
Settle just has to make up some shit about ship girl mental health and anyone will fold.

>>42182750
A CAC or common access card is the identification used by civilian and uniform members of the department of defense. It has a chip on it is necessary to access just about everything electronic within DOD like computers computers. It's also your identification under the Geneva Convention which designates user as a combatant or noncombatant. It's also loaded with all kinds of useful information, everything from rank to blood type. Combined with a personal identification number, it serves as part of a two factor authentication system for access to pretty much anything at DOD. It also has an encodable magnetic strip that can be used for physical access to facilities. Let's put it this way, if I had to choose to lose all of my clothing, or my CAC card, I'd lose the clothes! Every time.

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“Seaman Alvarez, is this true?”

Alvarez blanched under the attention suddenly thrown his way. “Y-yes, Chief. I watched the movie a few nights ago...”

Parker rose from his chair and slowly approached the hapless seaman. He fixed his best pokerface and simply loomed over Alvarez, watching the kid sweat like he was in front of a disciplinary review board. Parker rapidly brought his right hand up to Alvarez's face in the universally-known knifehand, causing the seaman to flinch.

“Good job, Alvarez; we'll make a proper spook out of you yet.” Parker's knifehand clapped down lightly on the seaman's shoulder.

“Too bad only one in ten of those buoys have sonar, Chief,” interjected the other crypto tech, Thompson.

Parker turned to look at him, “Shit, really? How come so few?”

Thompson continued, “ Well, the buoys were set up as a tsunami early-warning system; there isn't much need for passive tracking of wave fronts. It was actually Japanese Institute of Cetacean Research that had as many set up for passive sonar as they did.”

Parker processed this. “Wait, shit, those whale hunters funded the sonar buoys?” Thompson nodded.

Parker walked back over to the computer running the data. He tapped on the keyboard and found the disappointment he was looking for. “Looks like I'm going to have to make a few phone calls and shit in someones coffee; all the sonar recordings are in the hands of the ICR.”

The three enlisted exchanged curious looks. “Why would we need the recordings, Chief?” asked Alvarez.

“Because we only know what was out there after the fact; the recordings would allow us to work on uploading the sound waves into a real-time setup and find out what's out there before we deploy anyone.”

>>42182838
Which begs the question, are there any black ship girls?

>>42182841
Ahhh. Thanks anon. So basically system access card.

>>42182831
>first three results in Google
>TV Show
>TV Show
>Wikipedia page involving Roswell
Fuck off.

>>42182835
I miss having cute daughters.

The last cute daughter I had was 15 millennia ago. She disappeared 10 millennia ago.

>>42182876
Considering we have hornet who's native american, i'm banking on it.

>>42182750
>SWQ will have to be finished as one big piece of writing; there's just no way to tie all those plot threads together and end it in quest format. I tried, trust me.

Just don't give it a two-year time skip and wait two years IRL to do that.

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The enlisted got rather dumb looks on their faces at this. “How?”

Just before Parker could answer however, there was a rapid, panicked knocking at the security door. He walked over and opened up the security shutter to see Admiral Goto's terrified face looking back.

“Admiral, how can I help you?” Parker calmly asked.

“Kongou's called for teatime. Hide me,” Goto demanded.

“What.”

“Open the goddamn door Parker, I ain't got time for this.”

Parker was about to torment the Admiral with the long, drown-out process of allowing Goto access into the SCIF when he heard it; the long, hauntingly melodious call of “~teatime, teitoku!~” come floating through the hallway. Parker saw Goto's face morph from 'demanding terror' to 'abject fear'. He quickly unbolted the security door and ushered the Admiral in, securing it firmly shut behind him.

As Goto huddled out of sight, and the rest of the enlisted in the room battened down for the impending Kongocalypse, Parker merely stood his ground at the security door. He could hear the rapid quickstep of someone borderline sprinting down the corridor stop in front of the SCIF. At the rapid staccato of someone knocking at the door, Parker took a deep breath and turned on the Angry Chief.

Kongou was greeted by the sheer presence of Parker that rolled out of the small window of the security shutter as he opened it. “For the last time, Warcrimes-chan, I will NOT -Oh.” Parker blinked at Kongou, who had recoiled from the small window; he turned on a friendly smile at her. “How can I help you, Miss Kongou?”

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>>42182848
Is it? Most times we spend with Shoukaku we go daww or whatever the feelings go and that is that.

Whenever Arizona has a scene, it goes daaaw, best daughteru and some of them or people with name who are prominent Shoukaku fans.

I mean I don't want to bash on their taste or opinions but to have them repeatedly say that, is getting kind of grating

>>42182888
One third of a chance of being right isn't that good.

Everyone doesn't get the same google results.

>>42182770
>Then why did we give it away?
Because we are drunk and stupid.

We need to issue a standing order to Naka to deny us booze.

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Kongou paused, taking in Parker's sudden shift, before answering. “Good afternoon, Chief Parker! I was just wondering if you have seen Admiral Goto recently; it's teatime, and I know how much he loves his tea!”

Parker heard the cough of 'bullshit' from behind him, and he knew Kongou heard it, too. “Is the Admiral in there with you?” Parker merely glanced behind him, and called out; “Weiss, we all know you hate Japan's obsession with tea. Stop projecting.”

Weiss appeared behind Parker at the security shutter. “Sorry Miss Kongou. I tend to project my tea-hate on everyone.” Kongou smiled at him, “No worries Mister Weiss. I know how much you American sailors love your coffee!” Weiss nodded to her and disappeared back into the room.

Parker looked at Kongou calculatingly. “Hey, Kongou. Have you ever tried Navy Coffee?”

“No, why?”

>>42182876
USS Mason (DE-529) and PC-1264 are your best bet as their crews were African-American.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Mason_(DE-529)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_PC-1264

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>>42182912
>Striking so fast Kongou is classified as an anti-ship missile
Keks all around.

>>42182881
Yep. And no worries. I'm a current active duty and I twitched -hard- when he just handed his ID over.

>>42182915
Ohmygodwhydidn'tyoudotheeyesthoseareterrifying

Who's warcrime-chan. Is it Kongu?

>>42182881
It's the access card. Someone like Admiral Settle what top level clearance can use that card to get access to all kinds of things that inappropriate access would get you shot. Fortunately for him, the CAC is pretty much useless without a PIN.

Still, handing it off to someone else (who, I might add, may not even have a security clearance) is a really, really stupid idea. As in court-martial in dishonorable discharge level stupid. Hell, treason level stupid if things go really badly

>>42182964

Poi.

>>42182963
BecaueIcannotintodrawingeyes

>>42182964
Several, but probably... yuudachi? I think that's the fandom meme

>>42182964
I-8

>>42182912
>Warcrimes-chan

KEK

>>42182840
I should say the same to you, assuming you are the anon who believes teating AZ as a daughter or a sister is a bad idea.

At the very least, it's something to start with.

Well, I am going to the next Trade Post.

Farewell.

>>42182981
I thought it was I-8

>>42182941
Oh god no. No Caffeine for Kongou.
Captcha is dounuts.

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I'm pausing for a moment here to say, because I've been so busy holding down the dogfort here on my own the last few days, this is the first time I've read NAVYFAG's update here, right as I post it and

>Navy Coffee

NAVYFAG, you are a fucking monster. A MONSTER.

>>42182864

This guy's spot-on. Translation for those confused - had Settle reached into his pants and handed Arizona his own fucking testicles, he'd be at less risk than he is now. If she doesn't realize this now, she certainly will when she hands it to the spooks.

T R U S T

>>42182927
This is no excuse not knowing what Roswell is. It's on the level of not knowing that Obama is the President of Burgerstan.

>>42182941
>Navy Coffee
>Kongou
ARE YOU INSANE!?

>>42183018

For purposes of my writefaggotry, it's Yuudachi.

She grated on me in the anime.

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>>42182941

>Parker giving Kongou Navy Coffee

Goddammit, Parker, that's like rupturing a condom full of cocaine in a drug addict's stomach!

>>42183003
>teating AZ

Meant "treating," dun goofed.

>>42182924
Okay. I'll spell things out for you on my end.

I want Settle to have a harem consisting of at least one standard class battleship, one fast carrier, and one guided missile destroyer.

There. You can hate me for all the right reasons now. Knowledge is half the battle.

>>42182941
>>“Hey, Kongou. Have you ever tried Navy Coffee?”
That's a war crime! No, a crime against humanity! Stop him!

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“No, why?”

Parker disappeared into the room, and came back to the door holding a steaming cup of his 'personal brew'. He offered it to Kongou, who sniffed at it questioningly.

“Try it, maybe you'll kick Goto onto the stronger stuff, and he'll be easier to find,” he said with a secretly sadistic smile.

Kongou took a tentative sip. Parker saw her face change from innocent curiosity, to the look of the condemned, and finally settle on his old favorite: 'wired for light, sound, navigation, hot ops, and battlestations'. Her hand was already starting to shake with the caffeine overload as she handed the cup back to Parker.

“I-I think that's a little too strong for the Admiral, Chief. Or me. If you see the Admiral, could you please tell him his tea is on his desk? I think... I think I need to go for a walk...”

Parker watched as she started to twitch out of sight. “Cheerio Miss Kongou!” he called after her.

As he re-latched the shutter, he turned to face Goto. “Well, I think she'll be out of your hair for a while.”

Goto smiled with relief at him. “Thanks, Chief. Ever since the Bonin Islands, she's been more clingy than usual. I owe you one.”

>>42183043
Yeahhhhhhh anime Yuudachi was shite.

IRL Yuudachi was great until she caused all the warcrimes problems of the Pacific Front.

>>42183027
Indeed it is, though normally you wouldn't end this early, did something happen?

>>42183027
How does navy coffee with an extra serving of Monster energy work?

>>42183043
meh japan did war crimes like dunking donuts sells donuts which is to say alot

>>42182924

So what. Thats bentus if you want to count a namefag.

Ari resembles my daughter when I catch her doing something that she thinks her ma and pa might frown on and that is ridiculously cute. To me.

He'll its how we want to love or like. Theres no need to shut us down for having Wrong(TM) ideas.

>>42183018
There are a good collection of wargames in the IJN.
Hell, Tone fucking executed some American POWs because she wasn't supposed to have rescued them from the sea

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Parker began calculating. “Maybe you can pay the debt here and now, sir...”

“What are you thinking, Chief?”

Parker ran with it, “Well, you see, Admiral, it's like this; I've just recently become aware of some certain sonar recordings in the possession of the ICR and...”

Goto held up his hand. “Let me stop you right there, Chief. We've already tried to get those recordings from the ICR, you're not the first to ask. They buried us in a paper trail so thick we're still trying a year later. If you want them, and I don't blame you, You're gonna have to really do some shit to get them.”

Parker started to fume at this. Those tapes, even if they were just goddamn whale farts, were important. For the blasted whale hunters to bury them behind a wall of paper smacked of ego. He'd need some real secret squirrels to get-

Goto saw the change in Parker's face. “What are you thinking, Parker?”

Parker looked at him. “I need a team- an honest-to-god special operations team, two interpreters, a passable cover story, and no questions.”

Goto smiled at him. “That, I think I can help you with...”

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>Warcrimes-Chan
Kicking the puppy.

TBH whats wrong with not romancing Arizona? Why can't she be the Yoshika of the quest?

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>>42183097
This picture would be better of the whaleman-thing was pointing menacingly at the figure.

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>>42183114
NO WAIFUS
NO DAUGHTERS
HOPE
RIDES
A
L
O
N
E

>>42183128
>needing to point

all he needs is a speech bubble that says WITNESS ME

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A bit late on the party but here's something quick I threw up for the occasion!

>>42183073
The only good thing from the anime is the OP song anyway.

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>>42183082
>Navy coffee with Monster

We like laughing at warcrimes-chan, we don't want to emulate her.

>>42183148
Thanks Pixel!

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>>42183148
Thank you Saint Pixelfag.

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>>42183148
CUTE
C
U
T
E

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>>42183097
Operating, you say?

>>42183065
>one standard class battleship, one fast carrier, and one guided missile destroyer.
Pennsylvania, Saratoga and John Paul Jones?
Interesting harem.

>>42183148
Neat!

>>42183144
Draft, you're fighting a futile cause, knock it off.

>>42183094
There were some good girls like Inazuma

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>>42183148
Oh pixel yes

>>42183147
mfw

>>42183153
Hey I was just wondering! I mean, there's never enough caffeine.

>>42183148

Pixel, how the hell do you keep churning out these little things?

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>>42183148
the real MVP

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>>42183148
ARIZONA IS A CUTE

>>42183027
>Navy Coffee
They refuse to clean out the percolators. Ever.

This actually makes Navy coffee INCREDIBLE for keeping you awake, because that shitrocious flavor keeps you conscious until the caffeine kicks in. Source: I served on CVN77 and achieved a 4.3% BCC during the week of hell that was the 3M Inspection.

>>42183148
Very nice picture.

>>42183148
Keep up the fantastic art, Pixelfag! Super cute.

>>42183148
Pixel never fails to deliver

I LOVE YOU PIXEL

Now do some Willie Dee

>>42183027
Welp, I take it she's got the PIN too then.

Should be a very interesting conversation given that standard procedure upon being handed a CAC that obviously doesn't belong to the person who you're looking at (it does have your photograph on it, and rank if you're active-duty) is to detain the person in question.

Still, I suppose I wouldn't argue with a battleship.

>>42183148
You are awesome!

>>42183148

Hnngh.

Draw more hamp my good man.

Draw his stern

>>42183148
Thats really damn cute.

Now I want it with her stuffing that doughnut in her mouth and her cheeks puff out like a chipmunk.

>>42183210
>...uh, Arizona? Go give that back to the Admiral. Like, right now.