Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>42212183
O-ok

>>42212208
You just rolled up Imperial Guard. Not a bad start, guardsman.

++Regiment Classification++
>Imperial Guard

Now, roll a fucking 1d100. Do it now! NOW!

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>42212241
Sir yes sir!

>>42212254
God-fucking-Emperor what did you do?

++Regiment Classification++
>Imperial Guard

++Recruitment Criteria++
>Gangers

Give me a damn good result or else! A 1d10 roll, you sons of Eldar-cucking fuccbois!

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>42212283

>>42212300
This regiment now has my interest. Outstanding, trooper.

++Regiment Classification++
>Imperial Guard

++Recruitment Criteria++
>Gangers

++Nature of Recruitment++
>Elite tithe.

Now, roll a 1d100 for their homeworld.

bump

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>42212329

Here you are sir!

>>42212329
The best of the gangers? What the shit?

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>42212329
An elite tithe from the gangs if the world. Interesting...

Oh, and rollin

>>42212367
Will the OGs please stand up!

>>42212365
Heh. You just rolled up a death world. Now...

++Regiment Classification++
>Imperial Guard

++Recruitment Criteria++
>Gangers

++Nature of Recruitment++
>Elite tithe.

++Home World++
>Death World

Come on, you bastards! Another 1d100! Come on, tempo! TEEEMMPOOOOO!

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>42212393

Will the REALEST OGs please stand up!

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>42212393

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>>42212393

>>42212402
++Regiment Classification++
>Imperial Guard

++Recruitment Criteria++
>Gangers

++Nature of Recruitment++
>Elite tithe.

++Home World++
>Death World

++Predominant Terrain++
Agriworld

Well...we have something. Roll 1d100 for our core units.

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>42212419
Realest OGS IN THE SOUTH!

>>42212419
>death world
>Agri-world.

We sell death and death related accessories.

>>42212444
By the emperors will it shall be so.

>>42212183
We already have RP based penal regiment /tg/ for weird regiments... But I'm still interested.

>>42212436
++Regiment Classification++
>Imperial Guard

++Recruitment Criteria++
>Gangers

++Nature of Recruitment++
>Elite tithe.

++Home World++
>Death World

++Predominant Terrain++
>Agriworld

++Regiment Core Units++
>Infantry Regiment

Keep up. Roll a d10 for our Specialization.

>>42212444
Has the best food around! The food tries to eat you as you harvest it.

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>42212466

>>42212476
++Regiment Classification++
>Imperial Guard

++Recruitment Criteria++
>Gangers

++Nature of Recruitment++
>Elite tithe.

++Home World++
>Death World

++Predominant Terrain++
>Agriworld

++Regiment Core Units++
>Infantry Regiment

++Specialization++
>Counter

Counter to what, I assume? Another 1d10 for our loyalty, if you please.

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>42212501
Sure thing boss. I guess the Commissar finally ran out of things to shout at us...

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>42212501
Counter insurgency!

>>42212512
++Regiment Classification++
>Imperial Guard

++Recruitment Criteria++
>Gangers

++Nature of Recruitment++
>Elite tithe.

++Home World++
>Death World

++Predominant Terrain++
>Agriworld

++Regiment Core Units++
>Infantry Regiment

++Specialization++
>Counter

++Loyalty Rating++
Overzealous

Now THIS, is becoming interesting. I like it. Roll 1d100 for our Special Equipment. And a bump, again.

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>42212583

>>42212598
++Regiment Classification++
>Imperial Guard

++Recruitment Criteria++
>Gangers

++Nature of Recruitment++
>Elite tithe.

++Home World++
>Death World

++Predominant Terrain++
>Agriworld

++Regiment Core Units++
>Infantry Regiment

++Specialization++
>Counter

++Loyalty Rating++
>Overzealous

++Special Equipment++
>War Trophies

I can already see a theme forming. I hope some of you anons can get shit done. And maybe make this thread worthy of an archiving. Roll a 1d100 then for our Creed.

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>>42212583
Copycat

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>42212616

>>42212622
++Regiment Classification++
>Imperial Guard

++Recruitment Criteria++
>Gangers

++Nature of Recruitment++
>Elite tithe.

++Home World++
>Death World

++Predominant Terrain++
>Agriworld

++Regiment Core Units++
>Infantry Regiment

++Specialization++
>Counter

++Loyalty Rating++
>Overzealous

++Special Equipment++
>War Trophies

++Regimental Creed++
For the Homeworld

We are now down to two. Fucking. ROLLS! Give me 1d100, bitches! And then another. And then, we. Can. Get. Shit. DOOONEEEE!

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>42212696

bump for hilarity

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>42212696

>>42212712
++Regiment Classification++
>Imperial Guard

++Recruitment Criteria++
>Gangers

++Nature of Recruitment++
>Elite tithe.

++Home World++
>Death World

++Predominant Terrain++
>Agriworld

++Regiment Core Units++
>Infantry Regiment

++Specialization++
>Counter

++Loyalty Rating++
>Overzealous

++Special Equipment++
>War Trophies

++Regimental Creed++
>For the Homeworld

++Regiment Friends++
Adeptus Titanicus

Out-fucking-standing. You like that feeling dont'cha? We got a kick-ass friend, that's for sure. Now one final 1d100 roll, against our enemies.

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>42212748

>>42212758
++Regiment Classification++
>Imperial Guard

++Recruitment Criteria++
>Gangers

++Nature of Recruitment++
>Elite tithe.

++Home World++
>Death World

++Predominant Terrain++
>Agriworld

++Regiment Core Units++
>Infantry Regiment

++Specialization++
>Counter

++Loyalty Rating++
>Overzealous

++Special Equipment++
>War Trophies

++Regimental Creed++
>For the Homeworld

++Regiment Friends++
>Adeptus Titanicus

++Regiment Enemies++
>Tyranids

Congratulations. Now, what do we do with it? Should we roll for the Adeptus Titanicus first, or the Tyranids? If I remember right an anon made a creation table for those Titanicus Legions.

>>42212773
>Astralian-like jailbird settlers on insectoid deathworld.
>Only the toughest.
>Won't move out.
Sounds pretty HFY

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>>42212815
Sounds kinda like the newer predator movie. But now with titans.

Fucking awesome

>>42212815
"Now i gotta make a necklace outta your teeth. Bushman's rules."

>>42212815
>>42212863

Settled then. This regiment is derived from the gangs of Space Australia. Where the only thing that isn't trying to kill you is the Native sheep, and volcanoes.

>>42212773
Roll the Titanicus first

>>42212893
I like that. But weirder. And more awesome. Maybe warring tribes being made to fight it out for years, using simple Darwinian principles to bring out the strongest? Since it is a death world, maybe fertile land for the food itself is fought over, all the while while horrible mega-fauna hunt them?

And another shameful bump

>>42213014
Agri-world where all the crops are so poisonous and cattle are so ferocious it also classifies as a death-world.

The field and work gangs are where the regiments find their recruits already hardened by fuck awful work.

>>42213090
Its a death world that looks like it aught to be an agri world. The food there is produceable and the livestock is useful. But the Predators and insects are pretty much Carnofexs and up. Barring the spiders that can melt your innards in a few seconds. The only thing keeping the few running agri fields afloat is loaned muscle from the Titan legions. Maybe a few Knights.

>>42213090
>Agri-world where all the crops are so poisonous and cattle are so ferocious it also classifies as a death-world

Maybe early-stage Tyrranoforming?
That'd make sense with them being a Nid counter - they used to be a regular, backwater agriworld until they got hit by a small splinter fleet.. And they pushed its shit back!
Now the planet's surface is a bunch of tyrranoform plants and gaunts and gangers who think that Catachan makes for a good vacation spot.

Also, we have to introduce the words 'nidda' and 'nidder' to their dictionary.

>>42213171
That sounds hilarious, and quite fitting for a regiment like this. Still, how would they measure the best of the best, really? Pit them against each other as tribes/gangs and against the Tyranids? Fight against the Tyranids themselves for sweet loot and untouched territory?

And we should roll for the Hive Fleet that they are an enemy of. And make characters for the regiment.

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>>42213258
They hunt Nids and take their teeth and spikes for trophies (they wear them on large, ornamental chains called 'bling'). Wearing Bling means you're an accomplished Nid hunter (nidder or nidda in the local dialect) and the more you have the truer you are.

The truest niddas get drafted.

>>42213463
>crysknives made from 'Nid fangs
>bayonets made from 'Nid fangs
>instead of yelling "FIX BAYONETS", the commanders shout "FIX IVORY"

>>42213463
>>42213498
If you walk without the rythm you won't attract the ravener

>>42213523

WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS WE MAKE, IT MUST FLOW

TITHES

THE TITHES MUST FLOW

>>42213171
>>42213463
Here
Hope this thread stays alive for the next hour or two until I get home from work - will try to do a bigger writeup then. And maybe then we can roll the swarm/planet as OP suggested.

>>42213615
I fucking love this shit.

Tyrannoformed agri-world. After they beat back the original invasion the tyranid germs and microbes were in the soil and the water and they infested plenty of the local plant life. Eventually they infested the animals as well. Not all of them. Most humans and dogs and some other things were immune.

They aren't "real" tyrannids anymore. they can't hear the hive mind. Or at least choose to ignore it. Not that anyone gives a shit when they are fighting a not!carnifex if its hearing the Hive or not. Now its just fucking monsters everywhere.

Not that the administratum gave a shit. Still got a crop quota to fill. Still got the blood tithe to meet.

Regular soldiers have nid teeth necklaces. Storm troopers have lictor leather coats.

The sort of men the Inquisition scoop up was wear carnifex bones.

Legends tell of a man, a really fucking bonzo freak, with carapace armour made of bio-titan shell.

Is tyrannid flesh edible? Only if you cook it right. It tastes like old boots marinated in piss but you can live off it. They live off it.

>>42213730
Will Steve Irwin and Mick Dundee be making an appearance in this chapter?

Australia idea guy here, I was more thinking about how the first british settlers to australia were criminals (because danger). You did well anyways, keep it up.

>>42213758
Yes

As well as Snoopthrope and Busta Gaunts.

>>42213758
Was that ever in doubt.

Adept Irwin was tasked by the administratum to catalogue the new ecosystem. Its a dangerous job. been bitten by so much now he has developed resistances to formally thought lethal venoms. The Mechanicus actually used his blood samples to synthesize the first antidotes. after one incident he also has a cybernetic heart.

Dundee is one of the tribals from out beyond the farm lands. Originally an off-worlder. Rumour has it he was a potential space marine who failed the gene compatibility tests so they dumped him on the nearest inhabited planet. Now he works as a trainer of the scout and recon squads.

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>>42213794
The toughest farmer-convicts, who spend their days working the land and fighting off tyrannid descendants?

fucking badass

I'm loving this mess. Bump for the thread.

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signature weapon?

>>42213895
Needs more Nid.

is there another, smaller, more laid back community living on the planet's moon that gets violently offended when anyone mistakes them for an inhabitant of the planet?

>>42213931
The Titanicus base?

>>42213931
sheep-fuckaris V?

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>>42213904
1000 hours

>>42213969
The Adeptus Titanicus is Austria. The regiment is Australia.... Yeeeeessss

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excellent thread brothers

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This thread is going places.

Nid teeth tied with cord thats secured around the helmet.

Pieces of fractured scything talon dangling as a necklace.

The small chitin plate on a gene stealers head used as a badge of honor.

Entire regiment never uses Imperial flak armor instead opting for their own crafts of tyranid bone and skin.

Just throwing an idea for some of the regiment's traditions.

>The regiment believes that every sort of resource should be bargained and traded to the maximum benefit. This earned them the ire and favor of their fellow comrades. Their "products" range from iho-sticks, to xenotech that are sometimes bought by...anonymous sources.

>Tyranids are seen as a mix of big-game and horror that must be extinguished. It is not unknown to have entire companies of "this" regiment go rogue to "just" hunt Tyranids in a war.

>>42214152
"Purgin's a good job mate. Challenging work, out o' doors. I can guarantee you'll never go hungry. Cause at the end of the day, so long as there's two people left on a planet. Someone's gonna notice someone worshiping chaos."

>>42214210
Damn you, AUTO NAMEFAGGING!!!

>>42214152
I love that idea. They probably have some sort of blade derived from their local creature's claws, the edges refined by their Enginseers. Guardsmen routinely under a rite of passage of sorts, with the goal that they might have a knife from a Tyranid itself.

>>42214285
Lets not forget that the recruits are also gangers. So you'll see the old gang colors as part of their uniforms. Tats or brands over their bodies for past loyalties.

Can we include rugby and haka into that?

>>42214358
No. 40k already has scrumball and the haka is fucking retarded.

Anyone have the expanded archtypes pdf some nice anon made awhile back with imperial knights in it?

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>>42213758
But isn't Steve a Space marine?

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>this thread
/tg/ you've done it again

>>42214344
The gangers are more like work gangs than street gangs. Colours usually denote favoured crop and region rather than a location within a city.

Not that this makes them any less dangerous. These are the nut jobs who thought that trying to domesticate the local carnifex variant was a good idea.

>>42214006
Nice.

So, anyone interested in rolling the Nid swarm that our lads fought?
If yes - roll 1d100 for progenitor

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>42215111

>>42215111
Rolling.

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>42215132
Wait a minute. I messed up there.

>>42215131
Progenitor
>Leviathan

1d10 for classification

>>42215131
Leviathan.
>>42215148
Dagon.

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>42215168
rolling.

>>42215168
>>42215187
Progenitor
>Leviathan
Class
>Splinter Fleet
Size
>?

1d10

>>42215205
>>42215205
Proposing that this is automatically tiny

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>42215205

>>42215205
>>42215251
Progenitor
>Leviathan
Class
>Splinter Fleet
Size
>Tiny

Yeah, it does make more sense like that.

1d100 for what the fuck was the fleet doing in the upside down part of the galaxy

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>42215274
I'm rolling.

>>42215282
>Recoup losses
>losses
>recoup
>laughing_Cruddance

Hmmmm... A death world that's also an agri world I like the idea that it's tyrranoformed and I like the space Australia bit but what do they export I want to say it started as space Australia exporting men and blood until the nids arrived where deep reaching root systems on nid plants and the early tyrranofication process caused an ecological boom the problem is that it's poisons all the way down meaning that the planets export is poison and poison related products.

>>42215274
>>42215282
Progenitor
>Leviathan
Class
>Splinter Fleet
Size
>Tiny
Goal
>Recoup losses

After getting banged up somewhere else, a few hive ships separated from the main body of Hive Fleet Leviathan fell upon an Agri World

1d100 for their strategies

>>42215292
"This poison is so mild you can use it as food flavoring with no ill effects. Burns on the way down though. Bit of an acquired taste."

>>42215304

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>42215304
On it.

>>42215304
Do 'nids even have strategies other than not!human wave tactics?

>>42215292
Drugs both recreational and medical. Processed food concentrates. Alcohol.

>>42215317
Still best not to have any open sores in your mouth cause then you'll be deader than uncle Leslie after he went gaunt rustling.

>>42215292
Tobasco sauce, Ghost peppers, Sriracha, the works.

Rolled 3 (1d10)

Sur yas Sur tell me who I am, Sur.

>>42215304
>>42215331
Progenitor
>Leviathan
Class
>Splinter Fleet
Size
>Tiny
Goal
>Recoup losses
After getting banged up somewhere else, a few hive ships separated from the main body of Hive Fleet Leviathan fell upon an Agri World

Strategies
>The Ground Trembles
Burrowing beasts. If you walk without the rythm you won't attract the worm

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>>42214210
Meh, anyways, if that Techpriestess of yours wanted to be a Titan, she should have just asked me!

>>42215383
And 1d10 for biomorphs

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>42215398

>>42215383
>>42215412
Progenitor
>Leviathan
Class
>Splinter Fleet
Size
>Tiny
Goal
>Recoup losses
After getting banged up somewhere else, a few hive ships separated from the main body of Hive Fleet Leviathan fell upon an Agri World

Strategies
>The Ground Trembles
Burrowing beasts. If you walk without the rythm you won't attract the worm

Common biomorphs
>Symbiotic Swarms

1d100 for special creature

>>42215387
She's been distracted by Space aussies at the moment.

Use this to continue the shenanigans. >>42210512

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>42215436

>>42215366
These guads put their planets special sauces on everything cause everything is to mild their favored dish is a curry using the local equivalent to jalapeño peppers and their local dishes are so acidic and toxic that mold and bugs can't consume it or avoid it like flies and margarine obviously this makes these guys' rations a hot trade commodity for trade between regiments because it lasts and is flavorful.

>>42215383
First it was like starship troopers, now it's like screamers.

>>42214210
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uXb4yhfByUQ
>>42215383
Now it all makes sense.
>>42215387
Someone get the Jarate. Don't tell me the cultists' fruit shop is popular.

>>42215436
>>42215447
Progenitor
>Leviathan
Class
>Splinter Fleet
Size
>Tiny
Goal
>Recoup losses
After getting banged up somewhere else, a few hive ships separated from the main body of Hive Fleet Leviathan fell upon an Agri World

Strategies
>The Ground Trembles
Burrowing beasts. If you walk without the rythm you won't attract the worm

Common biomorphs
>Symbiotic Swarms
Specialist Creature
>Ultimate Stalker

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>>42215443
Well honestly the only reason I brought it up is the excuse for Bio-titan Cyborg Ally Shenanigans...

>>42215436
Burrowing beasts. If you walk without the rythm you won't attract the worm

But how we supposed to bring in the harvest guv the machines make alotta rhythm

>>42215509
>Bio-titan Cyborg Ally Shenanigans...
What?

>>42213730
Ausland

>>42215523
Gentlemen we have a name the ausland hunters

>>42215518
Then we also get lots of Wurm-Maw steaks as well as the harvest.

You can't avoid luring Wurm-Maws at harvest time.

But ultimately there is no reason to try as they are edible if you cook them right.

>>42215373
I'm still waiting.

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>>42215521
They tried servator-izing the local Tyranidized Mega Fauna, but for some reason the result was GIANT MECHA WOMEN!

>>42215583
Get back to your bloody work crew. ya cunt faced nid bait and help get the bloody harvest in

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>>42215509
>>42215521

Techpriestess worries about excess biomass due to her fondness of sweet ration. Senior Admech informs techpriestess that more biomass, means more room for implants. Seeing the light Techpriestess endeavors to get the most biomass so she can quote "fit herself with more guns than a baneblade"

Logical conclusion, Bio-titan Cyborg ally.

>>42215609
Fukken mechanics the governor only asked them if it was possible to take the local megafauna not to turn every specimen into giant women

>>42215498
No point rolling for enemies - the last thing the hive fought was our bunch of badass farmer-convicts.

To sum up:
A splinter of Hive Fleet Leviathan found a remote Agri World. Spores rained from the sky, turning all vegetation into a monstrous version of itself and burrowing beasts moved through the ground itself. In the end, our brave lads persevered on the ground, while the Titans stationed on thir worlds barren moon blasted the Hive ships off the sky. Death of their ship-brains caused the remaining bioforms to revert into more 'docile' (but still deadly) forms and become part of the ecosystem. Whatever social structure existed on the planet before the invasion collapsed into bunch of gangs (now more reminescent of nomadic clans).

>>42215619
But I'm trying to volunteer for the Imperial Guard and bring honor to my family.

>can't even volunteer for the IG because they won't take me
>woe is me

>>42215651
Well allying with The Adeptus Titanicus is a mixed bag really. They want everything to be at least somewhat in the holy form of (wo)man.

>>42215664
>But I'm trying to volunteer
Show us your bling to prove how much of a nidda you are.

>>42215664
Look kid they only pick from the crew bosses and the guys that haul in the most crops and meat they won't give you the time's day if you aren't in a crew. so you want to hold a flashlight and go into the dark beyond ya need to sign up with one o the work crews if ya live through your first year you're almost garunteed entry

>>42215668
Don't encourage the obnoxious little shit.

>>42215761
This is now canon for our regiment

>>42215761
That's bullshit, the IG recruit millions from worlds every day. You're telling me I have to "prove" myself, just add my name to the huge roster. All of the sudden there are these imaginary rules when I'm basically giving myself away for free.

Oh and when you put my name down make sure you put me into the storm troopers unit.

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>>42215651
>Fukken mechanics the governor only asked them if it was possible to take the local megafauna not to turn every specimen into giant women
But that's the thing, it just ends up that way!

>>42215668
And everything went better than expected!

>>42215817
Look ya cunt faced jobber these star folk are only looking for the best so if ya don't have the bling or the experience from a planting team you won't get in and if you do, it certainly won't be as one o the regiments stalkers

>>42215817
Those other worlds have too much human refuse too handle so they need to ship off the excess.

We don't have that many people so our human refuse gets to shovel actual refuse until they show they're capable of doing anything else.

>>42215817
fuck you, you insubordinate little cunt.
"Imperial guardsman" might not mean shit, but when people hear "Cadian" "Vostroyan" or "Catachan" those names fucking mean something.

In time, once we've served in the emperor's service long enough to get more well known they'll know "Auslander" means a hardass, cuntfucker who hunt 'nids as their dayjob back home, and that when they're in the guard they can fucking do what needs to be done.

In the Emperor's name.

>>42215988
praise be

Actually good question are we at a state that is equal or worse than catchan i want too say nojust because we aren't forced to always be on the move and the jungles aren't looking to swallow us up though planting and harvest time do look like major military operations

>>42216237
The Catachans make for the best scouts in the world, and can survive in any environment.

The Auslanders, We make the environment ours. Bending it to our will.

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Not OP here, but would you like to roll up a chaos warband? This is not a marine warband, just a regular warband of cultists etc.
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Chaos_Warband_Creation_Tables

Anyway, roll a d100 for our allegiance

>>42216390
makes sense I guess though there is always the local governance I'm thinking multiple open clans that simply exist off their land with some raiding and snatching of nid territory on the side

A small splinter of Hive Fleet Leviathan found a remote Agri World of Ausland. Spores rained from the sky, turning all vegetation monstrous and burrowing beasts moved through the ground.

In the end, our brave lads persevered on the ground, while the Titans stationed on the worlds barren moon blasted the Hive ships off the sky. Death of their ship-brains caused the remaining bioforms to revert into more 'docile' (but still deadly) forms and become part of the ecosystem.

Ausland's ecosystem is now a horrific mix of overgrown plants, Tyranid bioforms and ravenous swarms of formerly symbiotic Desiccator Larvae but the classification once given by the Administratum still stands. It's an Agri World and food tithes must be observed

As and unexpected but sueful side effect of Tyrranoforming, the plants grow big and nutritious with little to no human intervention - all thet's left for the common men and women is to gather, process and transport the biomass. Throughout their work they're protected (and sometimes 'protected') by gangs of elite Tyranid hunters.

It's those Nidders' (or Niddas) job to hunt and kill reamining Nid bioforms that, since being cut off from the Hive Mind, begun to breed like regular animals. Teeth and carpace pieces taken from the fallen creatures (called Bling) are marks of status in the Auslander society.

Every now and then a recruitment ship shows up in Ausland's orbit and only the truest gangstas get to board it and form their generation's regiment. The regiments consist of members of all Ausland's gangs mixed together. What keeps them from infighting is their firm belief in being superior to every other regiment they encounter. Guard Command has a hard time keeping them in check during transit - the Auslanders will pick a fight with any regiment on theship if they're not isolated or with each other if they are.

>>42216431
I'd rather leave this thread for fluffing up the Auslanders.

But I'd roll for a warband in another thread

>>42216636
I'll make another thread then. Posting a link soon

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>42216431
Rolling for the Four Great Parasites in the Warp. Which one of those ticks are we enslaved to?

>>42216636
>>42216642
>>42216674
>>42216687
New thread for creating the chaos warband, make your rolls here

>>42216636
>>42216642
Aw, dang it. Oh, well here are my results. >>42216674
We're Undivided.

>>42216605
huh I was thinking the gangs and the farmers were almost one and the same because you need to be smart and quick on your feet to survive planting and harvest and you need a gun on your side to keep your fields nid free there are those that go into the black forests to hunt the nids for sport they have better equipment and experience often being called stalkers and yes when they aren't hunting they do protect the fields. the difference between the two "classes" is that you use the farm hands and crew bosses as grunts and officers while the niddas are used as grenadiers and storm troopers often called stalkers by command and yes in my head the lines between fuedal and gang rule are blurred hard

>>42216763
Why not both?

Maybe there are gangs that just prey on smaller crews while others form actual communities?

>>42216861
yeah why not the gangs are the original settlers and the remnants of the PDF trying to make ends meet those that fail by bad harvest or a nid smashing through your home are usually stripped of home and family and forced to prey on the smaller communities to survive though I am now imagining a necromunda/mordheim style game set on this planet

Welcom to Ausland mate

This is what I imagine Ausland to be (I couldn't find a better pic, I wanted it more barren but still alien looking)

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>>42217140
shit, forgot the pic! [/spolier]

>>42217140
well it was geographically space australia until the nids showed up and were defeated and the purple grass works cause of the eco boom the planet is actually alot more lush than it used to be

>>42217189
I think we're still missing one thing - ourTitanicus friends.

I can do the writeup using the Knight House generator (with certain modifications on the go)

Anyone's up for rolling them?
Roll 1d10 for The Vow if yes

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>42217473
yes, I will roll!

>>42217480
>>42217473
The Vow
>Crusade

Maybe they were pursuing the Hive Fleet?
1d100 for first contact with The Imperium

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>42217539

>>42217539
>>42217557
The Vow
>Crusade
Maybe they were pursuing the Hive Fleet?
First Contact
>End Times
Maybe the first time they were spotted was when they blasted the Hive Ship?

Who is our direct Sovereign? (d10)

>>42217586

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>42217687

>>42214555
This is the only time seeing you that is not filled with hate.

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>42217586

(had a phone call, sorry)

>>42217755
>>42217706
>>42217586
The Vow
>Crusade
Maybe they were pursuing the Hive Fleet?
First Contact
>End Times
Direct Sovereign?
>Imperium of Mankind. Doubly so.

2d10 for laws of inheritance

Rolled 7, 4 = 11 (2d10)

>>42217896

>>42217896
>>42217905
The Vow
>Crusade
Maybe they were pursuing the Hive Fleet?
First Contact
>End Times
Direct Sovereign?
>Imperium of Mankind.
Succession
>Agnatic-Cognatic Meritocracy

>>42217926
1d10 for ceremony

(what is it with captcha and cabbage today?)

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>42217946

>>42217926
>>42217956
The Vow
>Crusade
Maybe they were pursuing the Hive Fleet?
First Contact
>End Times
Direct Sovereign?
>Imperium of Mankind.
Succession
>Agnatic-Cognatic Meritocracy
Ceremony
>Nonchalant
They're pretty chill, it seems.
1d10 for demeanour

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>42217994

>>42217586
The slaying of the Leviathan was the first "official" contact with between Ausland and the Imperium.

Its like with the Americas. Most people, or at least most people when I was at school, think that Christopher Columbus was the first man since the natives to discover the Americas. Totally not the Cabot family who had not been fishing off the Newfoundland coast for the last few centuries. Or those Scandinavians. Or whoever sold those Roman statues to those Mayans. Or placed that rock with Samaritan Hebrew carved into it in Mesoamerica. Or who was selling tobacco to the Egyptians.

Lots of people in the Imperium knew about Ausland. They followed the Imperial Creed devoutly before they were "discovered". Its another example of Imperial paperwork only tangentially connecting to reality.

>>42217994
>>42218001
The Vow
>Crusade
Maybe they were pursuing the Hive Fleet?
First Contact
>End Times
Direct Sovereign?
>Imperium of Mankind.
Succession
>Agnatic-Cognatic Meritocracy
Ceremony
>Nonchalant
Demeanour
>Scions of Mars
Figures

1d10 for flaw

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>42218041
Hoping for a funny flaw

>>42218025
Ausland was known for a while by the time the nids showed up. It's the Titan House that's first been noticed at that time. At least that's what's in the paperwork

>>42218041
>>42218053
The Vow
>Crusade
Maybe they were pursuing the Hive Fleet?
First Contact
>End Times
Direct Sovereign?
>Imperium of Mankind.
Succession
>Agnatic-Cognatic Meritocracy
Ceremony
>Nonchalant
Demeanour
>Scions of Mars
Flaw
>Eye to Eye
They've got a Titan. With cruiser-grade plasma canons. And they still prefer to walk up to the enemy positions and jump on them

2d100 for their legendary figure

Rolled 74, 50 = 124 (2d100)

>>42218132

>>42218132
>>42218146
The Vow
>Crusade
Maybe they were pursuing the Hive Fleet?
First Contact
>End Times
Direct Sovereign?
>Imperium of Mankind.
Succession
>Agnatic-Cognatic Meritocracy
Ceremony
>Nonchalant
Demeanour
>Scions of Mars
Flaw
>Eye to Eye
Hero
>A Knight
(those are Knight creation tables - maybe change that to princeps?)
Deed
>Slew a Daemon Prince
Probably by stomping on it.

Roll 1d4 for which god (K/T/N/S) and tell me if we want to do the domain and strenght (which is typically a Knight thing - we've got a crusading Titan here) or just go straight to beliefs and friends

Rolled 4 (1d4)

>>42218211
Sure might as well.

Rolled 2 (1d4)

>>42218211
I have no say in the matter I just want to roll, the next anon probably has an awnser

>>42218211
>>42218234
The Vow
>Crusade
Maybe they were pursuing the Hive Fleet?
First Contact
>End Times
Direct Sovereign?
>Imperium of Mankind.
Succession
>Agnatic-Cognatic Meritocracy
Ceremony
>Nonchalant
Demeanour
>Scions of Mars
Flaw
>Eye to Eye
Hero
>A Princeps
Deed
>Who stomped on a Slaaneshi Daemon Prince

1d100 for beliefs

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>42218260

>>42218260
>>42218290
The Vow
>Crusade
Maybe they were pursuing the Hive Fleet?
First Contact
>End Times
Direct Sovereign?
>Imperium of Mankind.
Succession
>Agnatic-Cognatic Meritocracy
Ceremony
>Nonchalant
Demeanour
>Scions of Mars
Flaw
>Eye to Eye
Hero
>A Princeps
Deed
>Who stomped on a Slaaneshi Daemon Prince
Beliefs
>Code of Chvalry

2d100 for friends and enemies

>>42218323

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>>42218132
>They've got a Titan. With cruiser-grade plasma canons. And they still prefer to walk up to the enemy positions and jump on them
>>42218260
>Who stomped on a Slaaneshi Daemon Prince
This is not making sexy bio-titans any less unlikely...

Rolled 14, 87 = 101 (2d100)

>>42218338

>>42218323
>>42218358
The Vow
>Crusade
Maybe they were pursuing the Hive Fleet?
First Contact
>End Times
Direct Sovereign?
>Imperium of Mankind.
Succession
>Agnatic-Cognatic Meritocracy
Ceremony
>Nonchalant
Demeanour
>Scions of Mars
Flaw
>Eye to Eye
Hero
>A Princeps
Deed
>Who stomped on a Slaaneshi Daemon Prince
Beliefs
>Code of Chvalry
Friends
>Arbites
Enemies
>Chaos

Writeup incoming

>>42218415
So. As the Auslanders were fighting the Swarm on (and under) the ground their struggles were noticed by a small Titanicus detatchment that happened to be in the area, hunting Chaos worshippers in the name of the LAAW.

The Princeps got into his Godmachine and did the one honorable thing he could - jumped on the Hive Ship straight from his vessel and proceeded to rip and tear all the way to its heart, killing the beast, crippling the Swarm and saving Ausland in the process.

Also something about cabbage because I swear, every single post I made in the Titan rolling had me verify by clicking on the damn thing.

>>42218571
Cabbage scented air fresheners are considered holy items of purity for this group, and can be found in all vehicles.

>>42218571
>Also something about cabbage
ausland's finest product

>>42218628
After Tyranoforming it's ten feet wide and eats careless farmers.

>>42218714
Dire Cabbage!

>>42218714
Its also poisonous if eaten raw. If you soak it in tyrannid blood for about an hour it becomes safe to eat. Sadly it tastes of tyrannid blood.

>>42218714
you guys know what would be cool an industry or drawing the metals out of the plants if this is early to the beginning of the mid stage tyranoforming than the plants would reach deep down into the earth to draw minerals I mean how awesome would it be to crack open a log and systematically burn and siphon it for iron or titanium

>>42218772
most auslanders avoid eating the cabbage for that reason preferring their curries and the "spice" of less poisonous plants

>>42215304
This is just the most wonderful clusterfuck.

Nid/ Titan roller here. Have to leave this thread at least for a time to prepare for GMing my RT campaign tomorrow.

Hope someone archves this thread or at least keeps it alive until I'm done naming some 30 pirates and their ships in five different pirate factions. And a bunch of Arbites from a Hindu-themed Hive planet.

>>42219090
been here since just after the regiment rolling stopped i'll try my best but I'm no writefag

>>42219090
>And a bunch of Arbites from a Hindu-themed Hive planet
I read Hindu as dindu (ah dindu nuffin) first, am I a bad person?

Nomadic gangs of bling-ed out Auslanders rumble across the rolling plains in giant, weaponized combines combat-harvesting the deadly flora while the OG Niddas keep an eye out for the burrowers, or worse, the fortress-combines of a rival gang trying to move in on their territory and grab their crop.

>>42215468

Tremors

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>>42219274
I imagine something simular to these (but with more armour and weapons) are the transport for all the crosp the giant combines pick up, and thus are a prime target for Nids and other gangs alike.

And what about having a race to the Adetpus Administratum office when it's tithe to see who get's thier crops off first, that gives us some mad Max action

>>42219339
Yes! The first gang to "market" gets the best price, so there's a mad dash to harvest and return with the produce, leading to high-speed chases and attempts to hijack moving freight.

>>42219274
Drawfag please

>>42219417
I think we need an entire sketchbooks worth of content to draw all that we came up with here!

>>42219656
I've been hunting for something that resembles how I envision a weaponized combine, but no luck yet.
Hasn't anyone else ever thought of combat-farming before?

>>42212815
>>42212773
>>42215988
"It's like Pacific Rim but the big monsters cunts get fucked by sick cunts with bigger robots"

>>42219090
Back for a spot.

Seeing as there's still people here I thought I'd ask.

Need a fifth pirate captain and I'm out of ideas. So far I've got:

1. That guy who thinks himself 'noble and sophisticated' because his people are the scummiest scum that ever scummed. He's got the biggest ship (which is a repurposed transport).

2. Blackbeard in a Grand Cruiser

3. Han Solo if he was less into smuggling and more into drive-by shootings

4. The secret Chaos Sorceress with an unreasonable amount of raiders

>>42219738
>I've been hunting for something that resembles how I envision a weaponized combine, but no luck yet.
A Combine Harvester IS a weapon...
The head is specifically for REAPING, and can fuck you up something fears if you get caught in the harvesting auger.
This is mounted to the front of a god damn mobile threser-winnowing machine!

Look up combine demolition derbies if you want to get an idea of what's your dealing with.

>>42219090
>And a bunch of Arbites from a Hindu-themed Hive planet.
Sikh kunts ?

>>42219869
A hunchback titan upper body on threads with gigantic mechanized reaper machinery as hands and fists.

>>42219846
How about a slaver? He can has many diffrent species in his cargo holds and sells them off to cultists or other criminal scum?
And his name can be Hogtal Kork (just made it up)

>>42218782
So this planet also has tiberium?

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>>42219738

>>42219911
Nah, that really would be a lot of wasted machinery if the reaping heads were just it's fist.
Basically the whole point of it being mounted where it is is so it can act as a giant ass cowcatcher that shreds whatever ends up between the tines.

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>>42219925
Hmm, could work with that, thanks

>>42219963

>>42219970
>Nah, that really would be a lot of wasted machinery
We're talking 40k. As far as we know those shits were originally basic foot soldiers of some DAoT army repurposed as counter-biological-warfare repurposed as farming equipment.

>>42212393
Having only read this far, to me it seems this shit is starting to shape up into The Warriors.

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>>42219738
>>42220009
I got this.
The fire extinguishers are a nice touch

"Roight yew niddas!" Yelled the foreman through the crackling and screeching amplivox, "Nice patch 'o green ahead. Keep it fast, and brutal!"
The three massive combat-harvesters raced across the open plain to the overgrown field ahead, their large, knobby tyres kicking up rooster tails of red dust.
They slowed once they hit the green. Flamers whoofed out blasts of promethium ahead of the harvesters, hoping to scare up, and scar up any swarmies hiding in the brush. This was an easy harvest - radishes. The tops can't get scorched off, because the valuable part's down below, being grubbed up by the blades of the harvesters.
Conveyors fed the uprooted plants back into the holding bins, where more Niddas waited with pikes to stick and fish out any crawlies that made it up with them. Occasionally, a stubber sounded as the crawlies proved too enduring for the spears and knives of the niddas.
The foreman hated that sound, meant lead in the crop. Lost money.

>>42220019
Good point, but it is pretty easy to attach a harvesting head onto the front of your mobile platform, since you need to clear out whatever is in your path anyways.

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Guys I made what I imagined in my mind what Ausland looks like.
I added purple rings so it looks like the debrie of the hive fleet that attacked the planet, tell me if I should remove them or not.

>>42220105
I also made the oceans green becuase, you know it is an alien planet

>>42220105
Nice
Can you add some plantlife? And make it purple?

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I admit that pic related enlarged a few thousands of time is pretty good already. Also can have cities and gangs on their back.

>>42219960
Its on the endangered list. That shit just can't compete with what monsters the turnips became.

Also the pidgins keep eating it. Seriously they go nuts for the stuff. The pidgins are also the size of a turkey, malicious and slightly psychic. Thankfully they aren't any more intelligent than they were before.

>>42220067
High up on top of the cab, the lookout shouted.
"DIGGER MAHNIDDAS!"
The foreman grunted. The massive, burrowing beasts could spell disaster for a quick harvest if they got bogged down fighting it.
It could also be a boon. Especially when grubbing root crops. The digger moved the earth in waves as it plowed below the topsoil, and that meant the radishes would be pushed to the surface, just waiting to be collected.
"EVADE, HARASS, AND KEEP HIM MOVING!" The foreman yelled into the crackling microphone. He knew his crew well. They wouldn't get bogged down.

As he hoped, they took up positions to harass and confuse the creature, luring it back and forth across the radish field, popping those glorious prizes to the surface. One two harvesters ran interference while the third swept up the green.

>>42220051
It just gets more funny and sad when you look closely and realize they are props.

And then you realize that they are seriously using specialized winegrowing tractors to pull those little rocket launcher thingies, and it stops beign funny and is just sad.

>>42220183
Adding plantlife could be hard due to you can only color textures on a surface, but I can try to make the land purple

>>42220215
Im removing the rings while I am at it, I just feel like they are in the way

>>42220252
Maybe a handful of debris like the alien vessel at the end of that sci-fi movie with Tom Cruise.

>>42220202
The sun was getting low in the sky when the great beast finally shuddered and died. Just in time, the radish patch was nearly harvested.
"Trophies, boys!" the foreman bellowed, and a cheer went up from the crew. They had made up enough time to allow the luxury of taking some bling, and still make it to market. The harvesters slowed to a crawl (never truly stopping) and crew jumped off to salvage what they could from the burrower and other beasties they had encountered on the way back and forth across the field.
Fangs, armored plates, leather, it all came off, and was eagerly lugged back to stow on the harvesters.
Laden with bounty of the hostile earth the harvesters turned back towards town. Tired and satisfied with a good day's work, they were off their guard and didn't notice the fast assault tractors approach out of the setting sun...

What color would their armor be?

>>42220343
Purple. The color of dire cabbage.

And seriously, I imagine them as a rather practical lot. The kind that'd use camo in a combat scenario.

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Made the planet into a shade of purple, but I couldn't keep the oceans green so they became dark blue-ish

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>>42220189
Exactly!
Those teeth on the bottom there?
Blades for cutting shit up.
You've got a rotating drum of MEAT HOOKS that drag you into an edge of cutting blades before dumping you into a GIANT ASS SCREW that guzzles you into it's throat.

Here's what the INSIDE looks like!

>>42220368
Looks definitely Niddy.

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Is is also the planet facing the sun, if you guys wanted that too

Here is*

By the way, here is the program I used to make the planet http://planetmaker.wthr.us/

I just it to make planets for my 40k rpg sessions and other sci fi rpg's

>>42220377
Sort of related. http://www.cracked.com/article_19096_the-7-most-needlessly-terrifying-pieces-heavy-machinery.html
Also, since this planet is based on Australia, will there be fire tornadoes too?

The average combat harvester is 30-meters high for 200-meters long and 70-meters wide. When riced out and well-maintained, it can reach a good 190km/h while still reaping everything in its path (altrough it's not advised to let the reaper machinery rotating while doing so-auslanders don't care).

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>>42220367
Like this?

>>42220440
Needs more of ragtag, bushman-ish look. So I would say about 30 to 50% more mad Max

>>42220440
Needs more leather and chitin

>>42220465
I can't draw to save my life man, So the best I could do was a Online Color(er)

>>42220494
How about this? http://www.bolterandchainsword.com/igpbeta2.php

>>42220432
Does it run on lead-laden biofuel ?

>>42220203
>And then you realize that they are seriously using specialized winegrowing tractors to pull those little rocket launcher thingies
Those don't appear to be specialized tractors, just ones with wide front wheels...

You do realize John Deere and the like actually have a huge number of military contracts, right?

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>>42220536
Alcohol. One of their primary exports is also cheap booze.

Sometimes they manage to cobble together a nuclear reactor.

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Alright Ausland Guard Take 2

>>42220670
Better idea. Dire cabbage has outer layers so thick tou can use it as leather. Complete that with chitin armor from critters.

>>42220737
I-I...I dont...I dont understand

>>42220758
Cabbage leather and tyranid shit as armor.

>>42220775
Just like flak then? Am I right gyis XDXDXDXDXDXD

>>42220737

Prolonged cabbage exposure causes cancer.

Brontospider is better. Healthier too.

>>42220834
It made me laugh but I don't know why.

About the ganger stuff, I have some ideas. A penal colony, that's established. Convicts. How about if the convicts had organized into gangs and were basically in control of the fields before the 'Nids, same way there are prisons where the guards answer to the gangs. Cultivating drugs and stuff, with fierce competition between work cartels and weapons coming in from outside in exchange for the drugs. When the 'Nids arrived, they fought back with said weapons, but were losing until the Titanicus arrived. When the war was "over", things had obviously changed. There was a new common enemy threatening the entire planet. The gangs couldn't afford to fight one another as they once had, because of said enemy threatening them and the harvest and making it difficult to grow illegal shit out in the boonies. Yet the gang mentality remained, and as life got back to, well, as life settled into new routines, the convicts hung on to their gang mentality, now ordered into companies, artillery groups, platoons, and squads, all with their own distinct customs, to a greater degree than we see IRL in the military. Competition is more friendly, but they remain in stiff competition, not over resources but over prestige, not through violence but trophies. During war and exercises they have iron-clad discipline and loyalty to their "gangs" and "mates", and every harvest those bonds strengthen further as you must absolutely be able to trust your mates to protect your backs from the burrowers, while at the same time being daring enough to score lots of noice trophies. Hell, in the times of idleness they may even take a stroll in rhythm to attract prey/pests, just to show off and earn a little extra bling.

>>42220914
I have another idea.

The planet has always been a penal colony, a ganger planet supplied sparsely with weapons and farming equipment, but the competition and the open warfare was only hard during the Races for Big E's Tithe. After the war against the tyranids, the borer's appearance and the sudden overdeveloppement of the flora made the planet a good prospect for agriculture with rarely-seen yields. A huge influx of machinery has lead to a lot more tension amongst the gangs for lands to harvest, while the borer's new presence has allowed for a whole industry to appear on the backs of combat harvester based on the metals extracted from raddish-like plants. However, now gangers spend the most of their time fighting against flora and fauna. Which they actually enjoy a lot.

>>42220914
I like.

Before they were "discovered" by the Imperium they were just a bunch of no hopers.

The local hive world used to export undesirables, take the harvest and drugs and that was about as far as shit went in terms of Imperial influence bar the missionaries.

The local mechanicus bastion up on the moon also got a share of the food in exchange for protection. They were an off the books mechanicus enclave. Not actual Dark Mechanicus, just probably illegal Mechanicus.

Then a Laviathan splinter appears, the locals hold out long enough for the Imperial forces trailing it to catch up with it, shit gets officially discovered and now everybody has to obey rules like the Tithe.

The Mechanicus on their moon lend their strength to the local arbiters in exchange for legal assistance in dealing with the Mars Priesthoods demanding 1,674 years of back taxes, Ausland gets to govern itself and sell its drugs and food to the hive world at fair prices but also has to pay Tithe.

Then months later the spores left behind start infecting things. Administratum has got stuck in a rut and won't accept any more change this soon and so they still have to pay tithe.

>>42220914
>>42221115
>>42221245
CONVICTS that's what I meant to say earlier when I talked about australia and jailbirds, man am I bad at english

>>42221115
Why would they have cared about offering big tithes to the Emprah before becoming guardsmen? Afterwards, sure, since competition is more friendly, Emperor and Imperium and Regiment awareness is a lot stronger, less profit to be made from smuggling (and more awareness of the now much greater risk, which gives me an idea, more on that soon), and so on.
>>42221245
>illegal Mechanicus
I'm seeing a lot of customized harvest/combat vehicles.

>>42221920
>Why would they have cared about offering big tithes to the Emprah before becoming guardsmen? Afterwards, sure, since competition is more friendly, Emperor and Imperium and Regiment awareness is a lot stronger, less profit to be made from smuggling (and more awareness of the now much greater risk, which gives me an idea, more on that soon), and so on.
Because they don't run this planet in the first place, there is a handful of administrators in orbit exchanging the "Tithe" for weapons. Administrators stock in cheap autoguns and autocanons, gather all the food from the planet, pay the tithe and sell all the rest at a good price compared to what they got the weapons for.

Have to go to sleep now.

I don't think this thread can stay alive for the next 8 hours - does 4chan do autoarchive now?

>>42222008
Are we talking about pre-Guard times now, or once they've joined? Because there'd be no reason for legit administrators to sell them all those weapons before the 'Nids arrived, as it wasn't a death world before then, and the convicts weren't supposed to have all those guns.

>>42222267
Farming supplies then.

What are their psykers like?

The piss of Auslandics is toxic to most simpler life forms(including non-native humans), and is thus both an effective sanitizer and a mild poison. The mechanicus is conflicted about the use of piss to clean machines.

>>42222814
ND plz go
Plz stay go

>>42222881
Over 600? Really?

>>42222290
So they would exchange the tithe for better equipment so they could produce a larger tithe? Or do you mean they would be trying to lessen their workload?

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>>42222895
>Implying it's fetishistic
>a bunch of straylians pissing on an offworlder's rifle and telling him it'll help isn't funny as fuck
>Not taking 'piss off' to another level
I'm not mad, just disappointed.

>>42212367
Ever heard of the mafia and elite killers?

>>42223169
Mafia is mostly fat fucks who get away because of their strong internal loyalty and how close they are with the communities they live in. As soon as someone starts snitching they all start going down. Mexican and Columbian cartels are a better example, they're adapted to a whole other level of competition and have ex-vets from army and police training their troops, when they don't have hit squads of ex-vets. A goddamn nightmare, really. But there are different cartels specializing in different things, not all of them are about blazing guns.

bump

>>42215939
That's even more bullshit and you know. Listen guy, it's your job to sign the papers. So put my name in there and sign the paper. Quit fooling around and get on to it already, save the pity party for the next guy in line because I ain't having any of the bullcrap you're serving up.

>>42224285
Its been eight hours, everyone is gone

>>42224355
Shut up and sign the papers. I ain't leaving until you do your job. My money pays for your job. I pay my taxes. You are paid by my taxes. I own you. You work for me. Alright pal? Hurry the fuck up.

>>42224711
Listen mah Nidda, we already told you this. No bling from a work gang, no flashlight. Its that simple

>>42225191
he's just asking for a commisar to come a'knocking on his door now

>>42212417
Underrated post

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>>42215057
Work gangs like Unions?

>>42227073
Yeah but think more catachan and australian at the same time.

>>42229115
With a nice blend of mad max as well

>>42227073
They're of the attitude that their work is theirs, they work on their terms, when and how they want to, and the profit goes to them and nobody else.

No middleman or interference other than the gun salesmen in orbit or the mechanicus crop machines they sometimes buy.

They stand together against any cunt that would try to take a cut of their blood sweat and tears.

This is going to need some special characters/ notable deeds.

Unfortunately I'm out of creativity today. Any takers?

>>42231871
Bio hazard Ted. A man who grew up in a particularly toxic element ridden part of Ausland. Got shipped off with the regiments like so many other. Fought in some wars, got medals and shit because he was pretty fucking badass. Then he got eaten by a Bio-titan.

Bio-titan dropped dead in just under 5 minutes. Because of absorbing so much toxic elements he had become a living suicide pill. He carved his way out of that monster with his bowie knife. Two augmentic eyes, a full body skin graft and 6 month later and he was back on the men-at-arms list.

He disappeared less than a year later from official records. Some say the Mechanicus abducted him for study and some say that he was recruited by and serves to this day the dreaded Inquisition.

bamp

I don't want this regiment to fade away but I can't spare the time to write it all up for 1d4chan.
What to do, what to do?

>>42234302
Save thread to your computer and do it when you have time.

Also this planet needs beer.

It needs Nid Booze. Drink made from tyranid altered grain.

>>42234361
>>42234302
It's on suptg now.

>>42234402
link?

>>42235744
It's on the first page of the archive. I threw it up there last night.