>>42255939
"I don't know, she isn't really the sort to tear someone in half for saying something" He says taking another calm sip of his beer "And she isn't really the type to maim or otherwise harm without a good reason, then again she might flip the couch while she's flustered so who knows"

"Well I...yeah you're actually right there" I say shrugging "But I don't think she'd go so far as to flip the couch"

"Well you never know" Morty says shrugging.

What do I do?
[] Look for Marcia
[] Play with snuggles
[] "So if you could bang any super who would it be?"
[] Go mess around in the science room of science
[] turn tree fucker back into a "man"
[] Use my powers on myself
[] Use my powers on someone or something else
[] Watch the news
[] Read the comics you just got in the mail
[] use my laptop
[] go out for a bit and cause/ fix some trouble
[] write in

>>42255945
>[] "So if you could bang any super who would it be?"
>[] Use my powers on someone or something else
Give Morty powers if he wants the,

>>42255945
>Hey Morty want me to give you super powers?

>>42255945
[] Hey, Morty, do you think I could turn the moon pink?

>>42255945
>[] "So if you could bang any super who would it be?"
>[] use my laptop, see if there is anything about us on the web already.

Morty will probably go for powers. He doesn't seem the type to want to lay around when he could be in the action

>>42255945
>Use powers to make Morty a gun that can level the playing field against Supers.

>>42255945
>[] "So if you could bang any super who would it be?"
>[] use my laptop
>[] Read the comics you just got in the mail

"So Morty" I ask kicking my feet up and kicking them around as Morty continues staring at the empty tv screen "If you could bang any super, who would it be"

"Why you asking something like that now, Em?" He asks turning towards me, pointing his beer glass at me "and didn't we talk about this already like ten times before?"

"Just curious if you've changed your mind about it" I say, shrugging as I cross my legs and sit up, throwing my arms out to get a bit of extra momentum

"I'm a simple man, and I don't care much for unripened fruit as you well know" He explains twirling his bottle around "So I'd have to go with the classic, Lady Crystalline"

"But her arms are made out of sharped diamonds" I laugh "pretty anything you could do with her would hurt like a bitch"

"Maybe, but she can make them go away you see, and besides she's still got a fucking knock out body, ages like wine you see" He says with a long shrug "Now I'm curious, who'd you take to bed with ya, and you can't answer anyone, Em"

"Say Morty, would you like to be a super?" I ask smiling impishly

"Well we'd need some ultra, but answer my question first girl" He says flalty, taking another sip.


What do I say?
[] I don't know, don't care either, now gimme an answer
[] myself
[] Well that solar freak had some nice things to him...I guess
[] Eh one of those hobos in the trainyard I guess
[] The hybrid, gotta shoot for the stars
[] Does it really matter, I mean it's like picking a single kind of candy right
[] You tell me first Morty
[] Marcia?
[] Can't tell you that
[] Do you know where I left my laptop?
[] write in

>>42256182
>[] myself
>[] Does it really matter, I mean it's like picking a single kind of candy right

>>42256182
>[] myself
>[] Does it really matter, I mean it's like picking a single kind of candy right
>And we don't really need ultra. I mean I'm practically made of the stuff I could do it myself, you'd just have to tell me what you want.

>>42256182
>[] myself
>[] Does it really matter, I mean it's like picking a single kind of candy right

>>42256182
>Honestly, I dunno. I mean, I could literally go fuck myself just by making a clone for myself.
>You do realize I can breathe Ultra, right? Though I should test it out first...you think it'd be ethical to give some war orphans a chance at being super by practicing giving powers on them?

>>42256266
Ha! Backing. That sounds like the sort of thing we might ask

>>42256182
>[] myself
>[] Does it really matter, I mean it's like picking a single kind of candy right
>You do realize I can breathe Ultra, right? Though I should test it out first...you think it'd be ethical to give some war orphans a chance at being super by practicing giving powers on them?

>>42256182
[] Does it really matter, I mean it's like picking a single kind of candy right
>You do realize I can breathe Ultra, right? Though I should test it out first...you think it'd be ethical to give some war orphans a chance at being super by practicing giving powers on them?

>>42256182
>[] Does it really matter, I mean it's like picking a single kind of candy right

"Myself" I say without hesitation

"Oh come on, everyone fucks themselves once in awhile, that isn't an answer" Morty complains, leaning back into my couch "Come on em, honest answers here"

"No I mean literally, I'd fuck myself" I say staring him right in his eyes "I'd just make another me to have fun with, so I don't have to deal with another person to have my fun"

"Freaky, but genius" He sighs, before taking another sip of beer "though two of you may be world ending if she has a separate mind, by god imagine the chaos"

"It'd be wonderful" I sing wistfully "But really, does it matter who I choose, it's like asking someone to choose one piece of candy for the rest of their lives"

"So you'll never marry then I take it?' he asks leaning back further over the couch.

"Not if I can help it" I say leaning back to copy him nearly falling over the back of the couch "also I can breathe ultra right, So we could just force some of it all up in you, but I should probably test it one someone who isn't important, think it would be considered ethical if we snatched up some war orphans to give them the chance of being super heroes to test it on them?"

"What the hell are you two talking about?" Marcia asks as she walks into the living room, half crushed bottle of water in her hand and towel draped over her shoulders and sweat covered hair.

"Hey bigs" Morty says "if you could do the nasty with one super, who'd you fuck"

"I don't know any one besides tree fucker, fire bastard, Emily here, and that kid we took in a few days ago" She says sounding a bit miffed "So I choose no for now"

"Oh come on it can be any super in the world" Morty says throwing his arms out dramatically, wiggling his fingers "You have to have some kind of fantasy right"

"I really don't, I wouldn't want to just do...that with someone I don't even know" She sighs softly "also why are you even talking about this stuff"

"It's a time honored tradition" I say shrugging
cont

>>42256421
>"So you'll never marry then I take it?'
Only if I can do it several times.

>>42256421
"Yep a practice we have when we're bored" Moriarty says with a yawn

"Okay now I'm curious, what did you two pick" Marcia says blushing slightly

"Lady Crystalline" Morty repeats

"Myself" I say grinning widely

"Oh...okay" She says smirking "did the comics get delivered yet?"

"Think so" Morty says flatly


What do I do?
[] use my laptop
[] mess around in the science room
[] go to town
[] talk to morty or Marcia about something
[] Play with Snuggles
[] Try to work out
[] use my powers
[] Think up a new costume
[]write in

>>42256464
>[] talk to morty or Marcia about something
Getting Morty powers

>>42256464
>"Okay now I'm curious, what did you two pick"
DAMMIT! We missed out on the perfect opportunity to make her blush by saying her!

>>42256492
Second

>>42256464
>[] talk to morty or Marcia about something
>What kind of powers does she imagine would fit to Morty?

>>42256464
[X] go to town
Find some random people to test infusing ultra on.
[X] use my powers
Just train to increase our speed and range

>>42256464
Shapeshift into something different.

>>42256464
>[] use my laptop
>[] mess around in the science room

"Hey Marcy, what kind of powers do you think would fit Morty the best?" I ask

"I don't know, and besides it's not like you can choose what he would get" She says as she grabs one the comics on the table and begins to flip through it "Besides, wouldn't giving him powers put him into danger?"

"He doesn't care" I say shrugging with a wide smile

"Yeah a peaceful life just isn't for me" He says yawning "just not enough to do, shouldn't have retired"

"What did you anyways, I've been wondering, because you seem to know what you're doing" Marcia says

"I was a hired gun" He says smiling softly as he closes his eyes "One of the last non ultra filled mercs in the business, didn't get much pay, until people realized something I knew awhile ago"

"and what's that?" Marcia asks, leaning over the table with a beaming smile

"Ultra grows egos" Morty says grimly with a cruel smile "makes you think you're better than everyone else, which makes them never expect a knife to a gut, haahaha, of course their are some people like emily over here who are right to think that, and then you can only tear ass out of there"

"I really shouldn't have asked" She says, sounding quite disturbed

"You also forgot my question Marcy" I say with annoyed huff

"Oh, turning to stone, it'd fit with his personality" She says giggling

"Hmmm" Morty groans

What do I do?
[] read the comic
[] laptop
[] do something with Morty
[] do something with Marcia
[] Do something with snuggles
[] watch the news *event*
[] Use my powers
[] write in

>>42256728
>[] Use my powers
>[] do something with Morty
powers!
then
>[] watch the news *event*

>>42256748
Shouldn't we find somebody to test it on first?

>>42256728
>Laptop
Look up orphanages that cater to war orphans.
>Watch the news *event*

>>42256728
>[] watch the news *event*
>[] Use my powers

>>42256728
>[] write in
>Go out and find some happless hobo to try giving powers to, take Marcia with you in case you get into trouble

>>42256728
>Laptop
Look up orphanages that cater to war orphans.
>[] watch the news *event*

>>42256728
>[] Shapeshift to some new persona we like just so we can, and for future reference.

>>42256728
>[] read the comic
>[] laptop
>[] watch the news *event*

>>42256728
>[] Post an ad offering to give someone powers in exchange for sex.
>[] Shapeshift to somebody else.

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>>42256867

>>42256949
It would be in character.

Why are you using a picture for text?

>>42256867
Add "No fat chicks" to it and you have my vote.

>>42256960
There's a difference between not caring about monogamy, and being an outright slut. Just because our character doesn't care about having one partner, does not mean she'll bang random people she found online.

>>42256999
We add 'I reserve the right to say no if you an ugly ducker.'

>>42256867
Em is not a fucking slut jackass.

>>42256999
We arn't picking some random stranger, we are picking the best random stranger.

>>42256867
>Do this.
>As soon as they are about to fuck us we stop them and give them some shitty power.

Well I better start looking for little test subjects, since I don't want to pop any of Morty's internal organs on accident like I did to that poor boy in the hospital.I get up from the couch, and slowly walk to my room, snuggles following me from along in the pipe as I open the door to my room and pull my chair out from my desk, as Treefucker tries to get my attention by shouting the names of various kinds of bushes. I ignore him, leaving him to remain fused into the bottom of a tree as I open my laptop and turn it on.

Now lets see if there are any orphange that cater to kids orphaned by war or stuff like that.

"New boston war orphanages"
New age saints orphange tm

okay, it seems like its downtown and by the pier, I think I know where that is, wouldn't take me long to get there.

I smile, leaving my computer as I got to go ona bit of a day trip.

I walk back down the empty hall and into the living room. Where I see Marcia hanging on the back of the couch as Morty watches the news.

"It appears the unknown murderer of Dem Bones has resurfaced" a far to happy lady's voice says "Is he out to shed more blood and cause more chaos, what does this mysterious man want, how much more tragedy can he cause?"

Oh well this sounds far more interesting that Orphans. I smile and walk up to the back of the couch, the half that Marcia isn't covering. I lean over her arm, and see a picture of a street from a bird's eye view.

A lone figure is standing in the middle of the street, wearing a ratty jacket, his face covered in bandages as he looks around angrily, a few tufts of rust red hair stick out from the wraps around his face.

It looks like he's looking for something or another, but he looks familiar, or rather the jacket does. and judging from Morty's smile, he recognizes it to, it looks exactly like the one the head of the rag tags was wearing, So if it is him, he killed someone? but who the hell is dem bones anyways?

cont

>>42257083
"AH, it's the....circle of trusted friends, what stupid name" The announcer says as a car flies into the lone figure on the screen "It seems that...Solar warrior...okay seriously, is this a prank or something, is leading the attack on the ruffian"

"So, either of you going to join in on their fun?" Morty asks turning around

"I don't see why we should, they'll just take care of him by time we get there" Marcia shrugs

What do I do?
[] Join in on the party
[] drag Marcia along with me
[] drag morty with me
[] Drag snuggles with me
[] Yeah you're right, nothing we can do
[] keep watching the news
[] Do you think that's that revenant fellow we met?
[] write in

>>42257135
>Well, I always wanted to be on TV. Who's with me?

>>42257135
>Eh, the hobo's were decent enough. Might as well go and see what the fuss is all about. After all it's not like those supers can really stop us if we decide to help him. He probably has a reason for this.

>>42257135
>[] Do you think that's that revenant fellow we met?

>>42257135
[] Join in on the party
[] drag Marcia along with me
[] drag morty with me
[] Drag snuggles with me

>>42257181
Second

>>42257135
>[] Do you think that's that revenant fellow we met?
> warp to the trainyard to look into this.

"Do you think that's that Revenant fellow we met, Morty?" I ask tilting my head towards my bodyguard and friend

"I have a feeling it may be" He says shrugging as he downs the rest of his beer "if only because of the jacket, so I'm not really sure if it is him or not"

"Revenant?" Marcia asks "Don't tell me you know him"

"Not really, just spent a night with him and his crew" I say "They were pretty alright I guess, gave us beer, and didn't steal our cash when we slept, why do you know him"

"Well if he's the guy on the screen, then he killed a rising star in the hero world" She says with serious look on her face "who I heard accidentally killed some villain while trying to stop a bank robbery"

"Oh then that's probably him, if I remember what he said right" I say shrugging "But maybe it isn't, but if it is the hobo was decent enough, so we might as well see what the fuss is all about"

"Well I guess if get going now we can at least help clean up" Marcia says happily "and maybe we'll get there in time to help out"

"See that's the right way of thinking, besides if we do help help, it's not like any of those supers can stop us if we do, he probably has a decent enough reason for this" I say standing up from the couch "So you're coming then"

"If only to make sure you don't hurt anyone to bad" She says smiling as she ruffles my hair

"What about you morty?" I ask

"Bring me back some coffee" He says raising his beer "I'm going to record this"

"Alright then Morty" I say smiling as I walk to the ladder out of here.
....

Cold morning air, such a wonderful thing. I smile as I walk down the empty streets, wearing the costume my mom gave me as Amazonia stands next to me, rubbing her bare arms and shivering.

"You know you could've worn a coat" I say

"No I'm fine, just a bit chilly AAAAAAAAH!" She shouts suddenly as the wall of a building next to her is demolished as a blur flies past it and into the other building.

cont

Oh dammit it's the speedster

>>42257435
Yeah, it's revenant, I can tell the second I look over at him with Marcia hiding behind me, since his beard is sticking out of his bandages as he tries to wrap his face back up.

"Ah fuck me" he groans, as he tries to pull himself out of the wall.

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Another familar voice shouts from the building where he came flying out of, I turn and see Solar warrior, posing in front of a great ray of light, with three other figures behind him "Evillll doer, we are here to end your reign of terror today"

"Godammit, I'm just looking my friend you cunts" Revenant growls as he falls out of his man shaped hole "Now, I'm going to say this again, get the hell out of my way, before I beat the ever loving shit out of you"

What do I do?
[] Watch for a bit
[] Tease Marcia
[]Okay the fuck is going on here
[] Ask Revenant something
[] use my powers
[] Ask Solar and co something
[] write in

>>42257491
I'm thinking we turn him into a roadrunner. That work for you guys?

>>42257083
[] Join in on the party
[] drag Marcia along with me
[] drag morty with me

>>42257511
>[]Okay the fuck is going on here

>>42257511
>[]Okay the fuck is going on here
Explain or the floor is lava for everyone!

>>42257511
>[] Ask revenant something
>"Hey revenant! These guys actually have a reason to be fighting you or they just trying to grab you cause your track record? Cause I could totally stall them or something."

>>42257516
Nah, snail.

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>>42257083
>of Dem Bones

>>42257577
That man is a national treasure

>>42257511
>[]Okay the fuck is going on here

>>42257511
>Hey, Solar, this guy's actually a pretty decent fellow. Cool guy if you'd take the time to know him, and I like him. So...you guys fuck off, or I'm gonna really badly fuck you up, mmkay?

>>42257511
>[]Okay the fuck is going on here

I clap my hands together and I take a deep breath, taking a glance up in the sky with a smirk on my lips as Amazonia stops hiding behind me. Okay, time for my grand debut into the wild world of tight spandex and useless capes.

"OKAY!" I shout, pulling all four sets of eyes onto me "What the fuck is going on here"

"Modifer?" Revenant laughs "ain't that about a bitch, thought you left town or something"

"Wonderland and Amazonia, what are you doing out here?" Solar says posing, pointing at the sky with one hand while he crosses the other over his chest "I thought you said you weren't a hero, ahaha"

"Heyyoulookkindoffamilar" A voice says quickly as a blue blur runs around Solar

"Her face matches none of the bios in my data base, neither to Modifer or wonderland" A mechanicle voice says "who are you, Also, hell Amazonia, glad to see you're all right"

"How do you know my name?" Marcia asks angrily

"You're in my records" the voice replies as the light dies down

Standing besides solar is the runner who tried to catch me when I robbed moms bank, a girl who looks like she's a robot girl from one of my animes with a few bits of metal covering her, as well as lines along her "Skin", and and a man nearly as tall as Amazonia with his hands wrapped around all of himself like rope.

"Wait who the hell is wonderland?" Revenant asks

"She is" Solar says smiling

"Riiight, now I don't care who you actually are mods, but if you try to fuck with me, I'll beat you along with the rest of these arseholes" Revenant says standing up, cracking his neck into place

"Side with him and you'll be my enemy for life Wonderland" Solar huffs angrily

Marcia looks at me, and shrugs

"Well, I'm not going to fight a friend over something like this" She says happily.

Who do I stand beside
[] Revenant
[] Solar
[] FUCK IT THREE WAY TIME WOOO, COME AND FIGHT ME + floor is lava
[] write in

>>42257796
>[] write in
Yall fuckin calm down or im blasting everything with lava

>>42257796
>Ya know what, fuck all y'all.
>Turn off gravity for everyone but us and Marcia

>>42257796
>[] FUCK IT THREE WAY TIME WOOO, COME AND FIGHT ME + floor is lava


Cuhrazzzy time!

>>42257796
>Just stand where you are
>"No seriously what the fuck is going on here? It kinda looks like you guys just started beating on revenant for no reason. I mean I could just turn off gravity for all of ya or something so I'd really like an answer. I changed my name by the way revenant.

>>42257796
>[] Revenant

>>42257849
Second except for the "Yall" part.

>>42257796
>Hey Revenant, changed my name to Wonderland 'cuz Modifier was a shit name. Anyways, what happened to the crew?

>>42257796
>[] Revenant

>>42257796
>[] Revenant
He gave me beer.

>>42257796
>[] FUCK IT THREE WAY TIME WOOO, COME AND FIGHT ME + floor is lava

>>42257796
>[] Revenant

>>42257849
>>42257879
>>42257895
Yeah somethin like this

>>42257796
>[] Revenant
Lets not take the yolo choice.

>>42258050
How is asking what's going on a yolo choice?

>>42258050
Of course we'll side with Revenant in the end, bu lets try talking everyone down first.

>>42258070
I was referring to the just start attacking everyone, choice. Asking is reasonable.

So the supers. Runner we can disable by turning the ground into molasses, solar douche we can just put a rain cloud over his head that follows him around, how do we incapacitate mecha maid and tall dark and silent? (remembering amazonia would rather we not kill/permanently injure anybody)

I sigh, and rub my forhead, and sigh again as I rest my head on my shoulders as the two parties stand their, waiting to see who's side I'm on before they get back to beating the crap out of revenant

"Okay, first, all of you calm down, or I'm blasting everything with lava" I say smiling impishly

"She'll do it, she loves doing it in face" Marcia says

"Oh I'm trying to be calm, but these fucks won't leave me alone" Revenant growls leaning against a street light "All I'm doing is making sure my friend isn't mudering anyone"

"Right, just like you were defending yourself from Dem bone when you snapped his neck like a twig" Solar says angrily "You killed a good man, a friend of mine"

"Who couldn't control his powers" Revenant says calmly, his eyes glaring at Solar with enough hate to wilt a forest "and killed my best friend because of it, and nearly killed me, didn't hold it against him despite all of that, and when he tried to apologize to me you know what happened because I fucking told you, I tried to push him away, and broke every bone in his body, it was an accident "


"LIAR!!!"
Solar screams, and a second later he's
flying at Revenant, who rips the street light out of the ground and swings it down on solar.

But a second later, he's flying up the wall, being dragged by a blur, screaming angrily as he vanishes into the sky.

A second later, he drops down in front of me, groaning with a few bones sticking out of his as he tries to sit up.

You know, this seems like Solar just can't accept that fact that he isn't an evil bastard, and Revenant did give me beer

Ah fuck it, I'm going to help him, he's seems nice enough anyways.

I hold my hand out, and Revenant smiles happily as he grabs it, pulling himself up.

"Thanks what ever your name is now" he says "I need a bit of help getting these fuckers to keep away from me anyways, glad to see some people can see reason still. "

"Wonderland" I hear Solar growl behind me "You're siding with the murderer..."
cont

>>42257796
>[] Revenant
He's a good person, and I'm 90% sure that the blue blur and Solar aren't.

>>42258143
"I see now, you really are not a hero" He says smiling as his skin starts to glow "and whatelse can you be besides a villain"

"Me" I say smiling widely.

He glares at me and holds his brightly burning hand out.

What do I do?
[] use my powers *suggestions, reflective skin, street wall, sink hole, vanish, glow to, grow wings, grow horns, BURN*
[] Breath out fog
[] dodge 1d20
[] use revenant as a shield
[] try to calm him down
[] write in

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>>42258143
>she loves doing it in face"

>>42258186
>[] Breath out fog
>[] try to calm him down
Soothing/calming fog.

>>42258186
>Use powers to create a light-absorbing fog

>>42258186
>Use powers: Heavy fog that absorbs/disrupts light, heal revenant
>"I mean really, you're kind of an egotistical douche all things considered. It sounds more like you can't accept the fact that you're fighting revs here for no reason."

>>42258186
>Use powers to create a light-absorbing fog

>>42258200
I forget what i was trying to write there

>>42258186
>Turn your hand into an over sized hammer and play wack a mole.

>>42258186
>>Use powers to create a light-absorbing fog
>Dude you're a super, shit happens. You're being a dick.

>>42258186
>Breathe out fog
>Sunlight does not pass through the fog

>>42258207
>>42258218
>>42258245
Seconding these.

>>42258186
Besides whatever power use we vote for
>"I mean the world isn't just black and white. I represent one of the various shades of grey that exist, and right now I have decided that you my sparkly young sir, are in the wrong. And kind of an asshole."

I take a deep breath, and let it out, fog rolling past my lips as it creates and cloud in front of me, which I stick my hand into, causing it to darken as a bright light bursts behind it, before it vanishes into nothing, the fog lighting up slightly, before wind blows it away.

"Dude, you're a super shit happens, you're being a dick for no reason" I say calmly as more smoke rolls past my teeth "I mean really, you're kind of an egotistical douche, it sounds more like you can't accept the fact you're fighting revs here for no reason than anything else"

"Well she does have a point" Marcia says "I mean Dem bones killed someone because he couldn't control his powers, and so did Revenant, it's just that one was your friend so the other must be in the wrong, am I right?"

"You to Amazonia?" he sighs, looking his hand over as his eyes glaze over "Can't you see he's lying to you, he's a villain, it's what they do all the time, I'm sorry, but we must bring you down as well, Mecha lass, open fire"

"B..but her records say she's a" She says slowly

"Override code 56782934" He says calmly as his eyes glow with light as he holds his arms out.

"WAIT SOLAR Doooooooon't" The girl shouts, her face fading away "Command accepted"

I hear something whirring and clicking behind me

What do I do?
[] Tackle solar 1d20
[] Shield Marcia 1d20
[] CHARGE THE FUCKER 3d20
[] use my powers
[] You know, that's kind of a villainous thing to do right there.... HYPOCRITE!!!
[] Duck 1d20
[] write in

>>42258383
I swore I wrote voice instead of face there.

Sorry

>>42258186
>Zap them with lightning
>Only Sith deal in absolutes.

>>42258383
>[] You know, that's kind of a villainous thing to do right there.... HYPOCRITE!!!
Use powers to fuck em up

>>42258383
[] use my powers
get to mecha lass and delete all overwrite codes

>>42258383
>Erect wall of titanium behind us
>[] You know, that's kind of a villainous thing to do right there.... HYPOCRITE!!!
>I mean really, you're kind of the incarnation of lawful stupid. Worst paladin ever. If I was your DM you'd fall SOOOOO hard.

>>42258383
>[] You know, that's kind of a villainous thing to do right there.... HYPOCRITE!!!
[] use my powers
Wall of Earth
I mean really, you took away you're friends free will in order to persue a grudge. In Super court that'd get your ass thrown UNDER the jail. Even most Villains would call you scum for that.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>42258383
>[] Shield Marcia 1d20
>use my powers
>extremly dense air current before us

>>42258383
>[] You know, that's kind of a villainous thing to do right there.... HYPOCRITE!!!
>Only SIth deal in absolutes.

>>42258383
Whatever we decide to do with our powers plus
>Only SIth deal in absolutes.
>I mean really, you took away you're friends free will in order to persue a grudge. In Super court that'd get your ass thrown UNDER the jail. Even most Villains would call you scum for that.
>you're kind of the incarnation of lawful stupid. Worst paladin ever. If I was your DM you'd fall SOOOOO hard.
In that order

>>42258383
>[] Shield Marcia 1d20
>[] You know, that's kind of a villainous thing to do right there.... HYPOCRITE!!!
>[] use my powers
Armor of super hard earth.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>42258457

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Rolled 3 (1d20)

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>42258383
[] Shield Marcia 1d20

>>42258383
>wall of extremely powerful air currents behind us
>>42258455
this, throw in
>Is it really so hard to admit you're being an asshole?

Use fog to turn mecha maid into a real human

>>42258536
KEK! I like it, let's get Pinocchio up in here

>>42258383
>"Now you're taking away the free will of your friends, because they disagree. That's it, I'm tearing your ultra out."

>>42258584
...Oh fuck. I like it, let's do it.

>>42258536
I'll back it.

>>42258383
>"Now you're taking away the free will of your friends, because they disagree. That's it, I'm tearing your ultra out."

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>42258383
>Touch Mecha Maid, undo the command override.

>>42258383
>"Now you're taking away the free will of your friends, because they disagree. That's it, I'm tearing your ultra out."

I wave my arm behind me, a howling noise churning up as the winds behind me pick up and roar like a furious hurricane as I hear several gunshots behind me, and hear the bullets falling around me, as Marcia gasps in pain and grabs her arm, wincing as the pink haired girl flies towards her, her eyes glowing red as two long barrels pop out from under her wrists as her armored plates shifts around to keep her from getting from getting tossed around in the winds.


"You know" I say as his eyes grow brighter as the ground shakes as Reveant starts to laugh "Only sith deal in absolutes"

"Oh don't pull an outdated reference on me" Solar growls as his eyes glow brighter "You're helping a murderer"

"And you're defending one hypocrite, you talk like Revenant is the anti christ, and yet you took away your friends free will to pursue a grudge" I step to the side as a piece of ground flies by me as Marcia rips some of the street out with her bare hands and lifts it in front of her, blocking a barrage of shots from mecha lass as the big fucker tries to pull the stone out of her hands with one of his, as the other shoots off some where else "In super court they'd throw your ass under jail, I think most super villains would call you scum for pulling that shit"

"Shut up" He growls

"All I'm saying is that you're kind of incarnation of lawful stupid" I say smugly as I hear a loud thud behind me "and If I was your dm, I'd make you fall, HARD"

"SILENCE!!!" He shouts as lazers shoot out of his fucking eyes what the good godamn FUCK!?

Oh shit. I close my eyes, waiting for the pain, Until I see revenant in front of me, with burning holes in his chest, as he stares at me looking annoyed.

"Stop monologuing dammit" He growls angrily "you're going to get yourself killed"

"How aren't you dead?" I ask, before looking back at the furious solar warrior "Also, not only are you taking away the free will of your friends because they disagree, but you tried to kill me
cont

>>42258763
just now, so that's it, I'm tearing your ultra out"

"Try it" Solar says coldy, his eyes glowing again as a hand wraps around Revenant's throat and drags him back as he curses loudly.

"Resistance encountered, terminating obstacle" the cold mechanicle voice of mecha lass says

"JUST STAY STILL" Marcia yells "I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU FOR CHRISTS SAKE!"

"what'sgoingonarewebadguysnowIdon'tlikethiscanIgohome!?"

What do I do?
[] Fight Solar
[] Help Marcia
[] Help Revenant
[] use my powers
[] write in

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>>42258763
>If I was your dm, I'd make you fall, HARD"

>>42258808
>Use powers
>Teleport behind Solar
>Grab head
>Remove all traces of ultra from his body

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>42258808
>[] use my powers
Make everything stop except for Marcia Revenant and us.
>Walk over to Solar and rip his Ultra out.

>>42258808
>[] Help Marcia

>>42258808
>[] Fight Solar
REmove ultra

>>42258808
>"Yeah, you can go home."
>Breathe out fog, send it up, make it cloudy.

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>>42258808
>[] Fight Solar

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>42258843
Second.
>>42258855
>>42258862
Way to abandon your friends anons.

>>42258808
>[] Fight Solar
Teleport behind him, ultra removal.

>>42258843
Second

>>42258843
Sure. We've already proven to be able to dick with space why not time? backing

>>42258884
Pretty sure bullets can't punch through a huge block of cement.

Those two can handle themselves for a little bit, and besides Solar has really pissed me off now, acting like his shit is gold from up an his high pedestal, the little fucking shit, I'm going to enjoy crushing him beneath my heel...er boots.

But..but I better give my friends an edge before I kick some ass. Maybe I can stop time.

I stop and tilt my head, holding my arms out as I breath out a lot of smoke into the air, wincing as I start to feel my skin heating up and burning as a sun ray falls on top of me.

Roll 1d20 to effect time itself, 1d100 for how strong the effect is

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>42258947
>Pretty sure bullets
Depends on what they are fired from and how huge we are talking. Cement isn't as dense as you might thing.

>>42258978

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>42258978

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>42258978

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>42258978

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>42258978

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>42258978

Man the dice are just not feeling it tonight. Speaking of which we should probably practice this so we can do it more reliably in the future

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>42258978

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>42258978
>1d100
Well that is new.

>>42258995
I know the durability of cement varies drastically. Side walks generally get cheap shit though (not sure if in setting), and lacing them with metal bars does wonders.

>>42258978
>Distort one of these failed 1d100s into a crit.

>>42259102
...Can we do this? I would like to do this

>>42259102
Backing! Laws of reality? What's that?

>>42259102
Huh. This sounds like a good Once or twice per session ability or something. Like layla's lucky coins. Turn any roll into a crit.

I clench my teeth and hold my hands out, my veins glowing purple as a burning pain runs through my body and along my skin as my gloves sleeves catch fire as my vision blurs purple and the world starts to tilt and fall back and forth until I hear a click.

Tick, tock tick.

I look up, feeling dizzy and nauseous as solar slowly flies towards me, his hand pulled back to slam into my face as the runner freaks out behind him.

The flames on my arms and the blood dripping from my nose moves in slow motion, but I'm not.
I turn and see Marcia holding Mecha lasses arms in place as the robot tries to get her wrist guns to her head. I see Revenant pulling the long hand guy by his fingers, as he gets strangled

*Super speed and reactions for 3 seconds, aka, world is slowed down*

What do I do in the slowed world.
[] dodge 1d20
[] Use my powers
[] Help Marcia out
[] Get behind Mecha lass 1d20
[] Help Revenant
[] write in

>>42259158
hmmmm

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>42259193
>[] Get behind Mecha lass 1d20
Real girl time!

>>42259193
>Use powers
>teleport to mecha lass, Turn Mecha lass into a human, teleport to solar, remove every trace of ultra from solar

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>42259193
>[] Get behind Mecha lass 1d20

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>42259193
>[] Get behind Mecha lass 1d20

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>42259193
>[] Get behind Mecha lass 1d20

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>42259226
Second

>>42259193
>Get to Solar Warrior
>Rip his Ultra out, without killing him.

I need to save Marcia, I'm not going to let my friend get her brains splattered on the street because some self righteous prick thought his revenge was better than his friend's free will, I swivel around, and run towards my giant friend, and the tiny metallic girl she's trying to stop from turning her into swiss cheese. The world begins to speed back up, as my stomach lurches, and Mecha lass' head spins around to look at me.

"Threat detected" Her voice says as her back slides up, two reveal two water melon sized rocket thrusters .
fucj
I hear Solar shout in triumph and then confusion

What do I do?
[] Dodge 1d20
[] Grab her 1d20
[] Use my powers
[] MARCIA RIP HER ARMS OFF 1d20
[] SOLAR OVER HERE 1d20
[] write in

>>42259374
[] Use my powers
remove override

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>42259374
>[] Grab her 1d20
>[] Use my powers
Self determination without overrides or protocols, Actualized unshackled ai.

>>42259374
>Use my powers
Remove any lock on her free will.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>42259417
Second.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>42259374
>>42259417
lets gooo!

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>42259374
>>42259409
forgot we need to grab her

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>42259374
>[] Grab her 1d20
>[] Use my powers
>release any override and give her free will back

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>42259374
>>42259417
I see no way this can end poorly for us.

>>42259374
REMOVE OVERRIDE
REMOVE SOLAR
REMOVE KEBAB

Well I'm going to regret this, I know I am, I could just break her down, or turn her off, or maybe turn her into a real girl, but I can't make myself do it, since Marcia is struggling against her and if her metal flesh turned normal right now it wouldn't be pretty, and I don't want to try and mess up finding her off switch. So I'll risk roasting myself to remove some of...her...coding, you know this isn't a good plan now that I think about it but I have no time to think it through.

I stumble forward, wrapping my arms around her waist as her thrusters roar, burning my costume and me as I scream in pain.

"EMILY!" I hear Marcia scream as I hear a loud crunching noise and the sound of metal breaking as the thrusters stop, letting me fall to my knees, smoking and in a great deal of pain as I try to keep my head straight...hehe


"What...did I...SOLAR!!!!" Mecha lass screams, the missing half of her left arm sparking as her eyes glow purple "You ...how could you...Well then, I see I'll need to update my data base"

"DAMMIT STOP LISTENING TO THEIR LIES!!!!!!!!!" Solar screams, his skin crackling as light pours out of his mouth

What do I do?
[] use my powers *heal myself 1d20, Change my skin into metal, grow a new skin, Add some new body parts, grow wings, get a snake tail*
[] Complain about this
[] try to stand 1d20
[] Taunt Solar
[] Call morty
[] rip my burnt costume off
[] write in

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>42259675
[] use my powers *heal myself 1d20, Change my skin into metal, grow a new skin,
[] rip my burnt costume off
[] try to stand 1d20

>>42259675
>[] use my powers *heal myself 1d20, Change my skin into metal, grow a new skin, Add some new body parts, grow wings, get a snake tail*
REMOVE WOUNDS
REMOVE SOLAR

>>42259675
>[] rip my burnt costume off

>>42259675
>Use powers
>Summon clouds to blot out the sun

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>42259675
>[] use my powers *heal myself 1d20, Change my skin into metal, grow a new skin, Heighten the gravity around solar times 5.
>[] rip my burnt costume off
>[] Complain about this
>"That's it, I'm mad now."

Anyone else?

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>42259675
>[] use my powers *heal myself 1d20, Change my skin into metal, grow a new skin, Heighten the gravity around solar times 5.
>[] rip my burnt costume off
>[] Complain about this
>"That's it, I'm mad now."

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>42259675
>[] use my powers *heal myself 1d20, Change my skin into metal, grow a new skin, Heighten the gravity around solar times 5.
>[] rip my burnt costume off
>[] Complain about this

Okay, I need to deal with the fact I just got fried and cooked. I look down at the hole in my costume, and my charred and still smoking skin as I wince and try to not lose my lunch as I hear loud crashing sound as the big guy flies past me and into the building, his fingers broken into a mess as Revenant roars in anger.

Marcia runs over to me and crouches down, looking worried as she can be, concern shinning through her eyes.

"Emily?" She says slowly "I think you should get out of here"

"I don't" I say calmly as I touch my cooked stomach and gasp in pain "I can fix this just watch"

"You can barely look at me straight" She says in a very motherly tone.

"Eh, I'm fine just a bit woozy" I say as I try to figure out which of the Amazonia's is the real one "Watch"

I close my eyes, and stab my hand into my stomach. I gasp in pain as I feel my skin regrow and repair itself, as I stand up, putting a hand on Amazonia's knee to keep myself steady as I hear gun shots and the sound of fires roaring.

"And now for some secret content" I say laughing as my skin takes a dull sheen, turning into metal as my sense of touch gets muffled and dulls down "Impressed"

"Kind of" She says smiling as she gives me a tiny hug "Now lets kick this bastards ass and put him where he belongs, behind a nice set of bars in sunless cell"

"Couldn't agree more" Revenant says to my side, his neck purple and one of his eyes closed over with various cuts around his face, his bandages gone "Now I have no idea what you just did, Wonders, but it worked, and while I'm not a violent man, i'd be lying if I said i wasn't going to enjoy this ALOT"

"And getting roasted like a turkey has pissed me the fuck off" I say tearing what's left of my burnt costumes coat off, revealing my new metal skin as I crack my fingers.

"LASS!" Solar screams, shooting his lazer eye beams at her, denting her chassis
cont

>>42260006
cont
What do I do?
[] use my powers *suggestions, Fuck with gravity, Turn huge, give Revenant metal hands, make Marcia huge, make Marcia small, get snake fangs, grow lots of hands, make myself look like a monster*
[] breath out fog 1d20
[] ALL TOGETHER NOW 4d20
[] Heal Rev
[] grab mecha lass missing arm
[] write in

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>42260033
>[] breath out fog 1d20

>>42260033
>use powers
>Teleport next to solar, rip every last fucking trace of ultra out of his body. (preferably without killing him. We don't need that kinda media)

Rolled 7, 18, 15, 15 = 55 (4d20)

>>42260033
>[] ALL TOGETHER NOW 4d20
Then remove his powers, save the ultra for Morty.

>>42260033
>
Are we naked?
How lewd

Rolled 5, 9, 19, 3 = 36 (4d20)

>>42260033
>[] ALL TOGETHER NOW 4d20

Rolled 3, 9, 19, 3 = 34 (4d20)

>>42260033
>[] ALL TOGETHER NOW 4d20

>>42260161
Only some of our costume got burnt.

Rolled 16, 17, 4, 1 = 38 (4d20)

>>42260033
[X] ALL TOGETHER NOW 4d20

"COME ON!" We scream in unison, which makes me laugh as I run forward and swing at the now glowing man, who's skin seems to have been eaten by light, like a walking supernove.

I trip, not used to my own wait, and a second later I'm on fire again, luckily my own skin doesn't just cook me alive as I push myself up, feeling my eyes glow as the flames vanish from my bare chest. I smile and with a mad laugh keep running, his eyes lazers bouncing off my chest and hitting him in his neck, causing him to cough in pain.

I turn to see Amazonia punching Solar in the face, his head pulling back as he raises his hands, before she plants her other fist in his chest, grabbing his head and punching him again, his jaw bending in a way that can feel good, before he plants his hand on her chest and sends her flying, just in time for Revenant to grab her.

He gets pushed back a foot or two, before he sets her down, smiling smugly as he sticks his hands in his jacket's pockets.

"REEEEEEVENAAAAAAAAANT!!!!!!!" Solar's distorted voice cries, carrying over the city

"Cunt" Rev says with a shit eating grin as Solar raises both of his hands, a beam of light blowing through Revenant's arm, sending it flying, before the strips of skin and muscle pull back together, bringing it back to his shoulder where it reconnects itself "I'm furious if you can't tell by my voice"

and with that, he grabs a nearby van, lifting it up with on hand, before he tosses it into Solar, spearing him, and sending him flying into the street, where he gets stuck under the rapidly melting car.

"Error, systems error, help help" Mecha lass cries, holding her head as her eyes turn blue, her voice slowly down as her head sparks and she stumbles around

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BUUUUUUUURN IN THE SUNS LIGHT!" Solar screams, the car vanishing as a blinding light fills the street.
cont

>>42260383

"Shiiiit, fucker is going Nova on us" Revenant sighs as he cracks his arm around

What do I do?
[] Help Mecha lass
[] Use my powers *suggestions, Giant mirror, sink hole, rain, Shapeshift*
[] breath out fog 1d20
[] Cover my eyes 1d20
[] ALL TOGETHER NOW 3d20
[] write in

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>42260415
>make huge hole beneath his feet and cover it with the light absorbing fog

>>42260415
>Take away his fucking ultra, why have we not done this yet

>>42260415
>Use powers to shove him into a literal hole in space. Into the void with him, and close it afterwards.

>>42260415
>[] Use my powers rain, and Siphon the energy and use it to create a continuous rain loop.

>>42260453
>Touching a supernova
kek good one.

>>42260415
>[] breath out fog 1d20
Darkness and black encasing ice
>>42260453
Need to be hands on for that

Is this the guy who was doing jojo poses when we got snuggles?

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>42260473
THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE IT SOONER!
>Breathe out fog, in which only ours, Revenants, and Marcia's powers work

>>42260503
yes. He's a douche.

Anyone else?

>>42260443
Backing I guess.

>>42260585
Breathe fog.

Block out the sun over him.

???

Profit.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>42260415
>[] Use my powers sink hole, rain,
>[] breath out fog 1d20

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>42260639
Backing this. Christ, how could I forget something so obvious?

"Nova?" I ask laughing as the sky turns a bright white color as all the snow melts and turns to steam as a terrible howling roaring fills the air "I thought that was just a way off saying people went mental with their powers, didn't know it was an actual thing"

"Well I didn't either, but I'm looking at it" Rev sighs "Fuck me, I just wanted to make sure Cemi wasn't fucking melting people"

"So this is a super gone Nova" Marcia says "It's scary, he's being eaten alive by his own powers"

"Well we can't really just discuss the tragedy in this" rev sighs, walking towards the growing sun in the middle of the street "need to put him down before Overwatch comes in and decides we're just as much to blame as him"

I nod and stamp my foot on the ground, the street around Solar to slowly sink down as I breath out fog, walking along side Rev and Marcia as my metal hands shake as I begin to sweat drops of my own skin off in the heart. Marcia winces, panting like a dog while Revenant keeps walking, seemingly unaffected by the soul draining heat.

Fog fills the streets and sky, turning into clouds and raining down, despite the heat causing the asphalt to soften, Solar steams and scream some more as he sinks into the ground, roaring in anger as the sun gets blocked out by the purple fog and clouds, making the whole place look eerie and scary. I hear Marcia and Revenant sigh in relief as Mecha lass says "Reboooting"

What do I do?
[] Use my powers (suggestions, fill the hole with water, seal it over, Freeze it, Try to get the ultra out of solar 1d20)
[] Now discuss the tragedy of this
[] Laugh
[] See if mecha is alright
[] Wonder what it would be like if I went Nova
[] write in

>>42260744
>[] Laugh
>[] Wonder what it would be like if I went Nova

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>42260744
[] Laugh
Try to get the ultra out of solar 1d20)
[] See if mecha is alright

>>42260784
Sure

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>42260784
Support, sure

>>42260784
Supprot

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>42260744
>Try to get the Ultra out of Solar
>"I swear, I'm getting a gun after this. Much better way to deal with annoying supers."

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>42260744
>[] Use my powers (Try to get the ultra out of solar 1d20)
>[] Laugh
>[] See if mecha is alright

I star into the hole, seeing Solar's silhouette squirm on the ground in the center of the mass of mist around him.

I smile, smugly and widely, as I pull my head back and laugh loudly, Revenant joining me with a chuckle as Marcia looks at us like we just kicked a kitten or something.

I shrug, still laugh as I slide down the small sinkhole, my metal skin glowing and sparking as I speed towards the bottom, my hands and feet glowing red by time I reach the bottom. I stretch, my metal skin cracking and turning into a plain white shirt as my normal skin comes back, feeling soft and fresh. I slowly walk over to the smoking Solar, who stands up and growls at me, running towards me.

I slam my hand into his face and pull it back, his skin turning back to normal as he struggles to push me away, his ultra pooling at his forhead as my head aches and burns as I pull it back, thick strands of the stuff sticking to my hands as I do so.

He falls back, his face sunken, and his musclemass gone as he whimpers like a dog, his eyes rolled back and wide open.

I kick him in the chest, wings bursting out of my back as I turn and leave him, flying out of the pit, my wings vanishing back into the back as I walk towards the still metal girl on the ground.

She looks up at me, looking a bit confused.

"HellO?" She says slowly "Why am I so cold, where's my dad?"

I hear a helicopter land behind me, and Rev sighs and begins to walk down the street, grumbling to himself.

What do I dO?
[] Ask Mecha lass if she's okay
[] smile for the camera
[] Stop revenant
[] Drink the ultra
[] follow revenant
[] hug someone
[] write in

1 power upgrade available

>>42261002
[] Ask Mecha lass if she's okay
[] follow revenant
[] hug someone
mecha or marci

>>42261002
[] Drink the ultra
[] Ask Mecha lass if she's okay

>>42261002
Bottle the ultra
[] Ask Mecha lass if she's okay
Catch up to revenant

>>42261002
>ask mecha lass if she'd like to be a real human

>>42261002
>Make a large bottle of thick glass to put the Ultra in for later
>Wave to the camera.
>"Where ya goin, Revenant?"

>>42261002
>[] Ask Mecha lass if she's okay
>[] Make a bottle to store the ultra
>[] hug someone
>Whoever is nearby, even if it's a stranger
>[] smile for the camera, but don't stand around for them to take better pictures.
>"Where ya goin, Revenant?"

>>42261002
>[] Drink the ultra

"You feeling alright miss robot" I ask, gently tapping her on her tin can head

"...yes" She says nodding slowly, standing up as she looks around "Just...felt like I almost forgot something for a second, nothing to worry about at all, really just a malfunction from over heating"

"Okay, if you say so" I say shrugging "Just don't go all terminator on us again"

"I'll try my best" She says happily as I crouch down and pull some melted street from the ground, turning it into a mishapend glass bottle, which I pour the ultra on my hand into.

"Hey Revenant, where ya going?" I ask, jogging to catch up to the shitty jacket wearing beard guy

"To find Cemi before she does something stupid" He sighs turning around "Like I've been doing all day, besides, cameras aren't for me, why are you asking"

What do i say?
[] Mind if I help
[] Well, I was thinking you could clear your name
[] had fun, we should do this again sometime
[]thanks for the beer, hope you find her alright
[] *shrug*
[] write in

>>42261280
[] Mind if I help
hey mecha I depowered Solar for you, he's in the crater.

>>42261280
>"I mean, if these guys wrecked your place, I've got a bunker you could chill at for a while. You did the same for me, after all."

We really should turn mecha lass human

>>42261280
>[]thanks for the beer, hope you find her alright
[] had fun, we should do this again sometime

>>42261280
>"Oh, hey, Mecha Lass, just so you know, you're unshackled now. Fully capable AI with no restrictions on your free will. Don't screw me over on this, mmkay?"

>>42261280
>heal him
>[] thanks for the beer, hope you find her alright
>[] had fun, we should do this again sometime
>attend to your friends injuries

>>42261337
Damn science hating Luddites.

"Just wanted to thank you for the beer" I say smiling as I stick my hands into my pants pockets "Hope you find her alright"

"I do to, don't want to have to deal with this bull shit again, hopefully she didn't turn any one into goop" He says smiling as he turns and slowly walks away "Probably best if you didn't come along, might upset her you know"

"Well I had fun, we should do this again sometime" I say smiling widely

"Yeah maybe sometime" He says nodding as he keeps walking down the empty street as snow begins to fall again.

"Miss" A nervous and wary voice asks from behind me, I turn and see the balding onsight reporter from the news, he looks porkier in person. He wipes his forhead with a small towel "Are you..Are you the one who stopped that mad man, just now, can you tell us your name and what drove you to risk your life like this"

I stare at him blankly, seeing Marcia and Mech lass get swarmed by a crowd of people.

What do I do?
[] Go to marcia, go back home, get some coffee for morty
[] Mumble something
[]"It seemed like it'd be fun"
[] "Name's Wonderland, and well, why not"
[] Grab his mic, shout something lewd into it, drop it, walk away
[] shrug
[] Ask mecha lass if she'd like to join my group
[] make sure Marcia is alright
[] write in

>>42261585
>[] Grab his mic, shout something lewd into it, drop it, walk away
>[] Ask mecha lass if she'd like to join my group

>>42261585
>he was a dick

>>42261585
>[]"It seemed like it'd be fun"
[] shrug
[] make sure Marcia is alright

>>42261585
>[] I need someone to test turning someone into ultra, your a good candidate.

>>42261585
>[]"It seemed like it'd be fun"
[] shrug
[] Ask mecha lass if she'd like to join my group
[] make sure Marcia is alright

>>42261585
>"He was an arrogant fuck. And I was having fun."
>[] Ask mecha lass if she'd like to join my group
>Leave

>>42261585
>[]"It seemed like it'd be fun"
>[] Grab his mic, shout something lewd into it, drop it, walk away
>[] Ask mecha lass if she'd like to join my group
>[] make sure Marcia is alright
No crappy plastic figurines for us, eat it children toy developers.

>>42261585
>"Well, I'm Wonderland, and he was an asshole. Seriously. So I took his Ultra. I think that mighta saved his life, he looked like he was going Nova. Which reminds me, someone should probably go down there and help him out. He's probably in shock, and I really just don't feel like helping him. 'cuz he's an asshole."

>>42261585
>"I'm Wonderland, and I wanted to see if I could take his Ultra, hey do you want Superpowers because that's the next test."

>>42261585
>[] Grab his mic, shout something lewd into it, drop it, walk away
"FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY"

"Eeeeeh" I say shrugging as I brush him off walking past him "it seemed like it'd be fun, but I've got things to do besides talking to you, sooo Bye bye"

He stares at me, pushes the mic forward, turns around, sighs and shrugs before he walks away. I smirk and walk up to Marcia, who's sitting down look a bit tired, thankfully the crowd seems to have decided that Solar being carted away was more interesting that Marcia and Mecha.

"You okay Marcy, you don't look so good?" I ask frowning

"Don't worry" She says smiling "just a bit worn and heat stroked, I guess I got a bit too used to cold eh?"

"Well maybe it was a good thing you didn't take a coat" I say chuckling "the one day it was good idea to wear gym clothes in the winter"

"hehe, guess I'm just lucky like that sometimes" She says with a beaming smile, before she turns to mecha lass, who's reatching her torn off arm "So no hard feelings about that right?"

"It was because of my body's actions so no" The robot girl says calmly

"Hey, you know, why don't you come with us, we could use a cool robot girl thing like you" I say smiling widely

She looks at me and sighs, sounding like an overworked computer fan.

"Fine, I have no where else to stay anyways, besides of course my place of creation" She says smiling slightly "But I hate it there, so you're the only other option it seems"

"Yay default win" I say grinning widely.

"Well this is a bit awkward" Marcia sighs

Spend power upgrade now?
[] yes
[] no

>>42261904
>yes
>Offer to turn mecha lass into a real human

>>42261904
>[] yes

>>42261904
[] yes
>Offer to turn mecha lass into a real human

>>42261904
>Yes
>Offer to turn Mecha into a real human
>Failing that, give Marty some geokinesis

"Hey Mecha, how would you like to be a real girl?" I ask turning towards the pink haired purpled eyed machine

"So be weaker, die of old age and have no powers....let me think on it" She says shrugging

"Well you could at least pretend to be excited" I sigh

"I see no reason to fake it' She says frowning.

"So are we going to name our group now are keep putting it off" Marcia asks sounding a bit tired

"What do you think?" I ask turning to my tall amazon friend, looking at her runny face paint

Available upgrades.

Reality warper
[] Life giver *You can now create life from nothing...worship me* cost 2 point
[] Life stealer *Drain the life of others to heal yourself* cost 1 point
[] Absorption *Able to take "Excess mass" for yourself and into your self* cost 1 point
[] Technopath *Changing technology becomes a breeze* cost 1 point
[] Mind fucker *toy with the minds of others* cost 1 point
[] Extend range to five feet. Cost 1 point
[]time bender (fuck with time without having to roll or burn out) cost 3 points

Altered phisology
[] Form sets *set alternate forms to change on the go* cost 1 point
[] Ultra blood *BLEED ULTRAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!?* cost 1 point
[] Increased Durability cost 1 point
[] increased Reactions cost 1 point
[] Increase strength cost 1 pont

>>42262140
How many points we got?

>>42262140
Eh. I say let's wait so we can get time bender

>>42262140
How many points we got?

>>42262159
>>42262175
1

>>42262140
>[] Extend range to five feet. Cost 1 point
[] Form sets *set alternate forms to change on the go* cost 1 point

>>42262192
Save it then.

>>42262192
Gonna have to go with Ultra Blood, then.

>>42262206
as much fun as that sounds i can see that ending up with a fuck ton of people trying to kidnap us to harvest our blood

>>42262228
They can certainly try. By the time it goes public, we will be literally untouchable and have an army of loyal supers.

>>42262140
[] Ultra blood *BLEED ULTRAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!?* cost 1 point

>>42262206
>>42262257
Why? We can save up and get timefuckery soon.

>>42262298
I also forgot to put creation up there to make objects with your powers without equivalent exchange

>>42262140
>>42262316
I'm voting for that.

>>42262140
>[] Technopath *Changing technology becomes a breeze* cost 1 point
OBLITERATE!!!

"Well that gives me a little while more to think up a name I guess" Marcia says shrugging "So we going back to the base then?"

"Yeah, not like we have anything better to do" I say shrugging as Mecha lass walks up along side me and Marcia "Also do you know any good places to get coffee"

"Yeah one" She says smiling like she's fondly remembering something "I used to work there, it's uh...well lets just say someone close to me runs it"

"It's your family isn't it?" I ask

"Y..yes" She sighs "it was kind of obvious wasn't it"

"Correct" Mecha says "but I must ask why do you need coffee?"

"For morty" I say happily

"What is a morty?" The robot asks, sounding confused.

and we'll end here and save the point for the next thread, since I need to tweak some things (since I forgot to put what upgrades allowed you to get what)
I've archived
and will be around to talk and stuff

>>42262381
Is MechaLass still updating the various databases with info on us?

>>42262381
That's fine. So what would have happened if we drank the ultra?

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>>42262381
So how close is Charlotte to warcrime-chan?

I am only asking cause I won't be here fore the next UFMGQ.

>>42262423
hers at least

>>42262449
gain a power point
OR random power

>>42262457
War crime chan?

>>42262530
Can we give the ultra to Morty?

>>42262602
If you want to

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>>42262530
>War crime chan?
Yuudachi/poi from kan colle. Called warcrime-chan for the ship committing warcrimes that led the US to instate the no quarter doctrine, and she is also known as the demon of Solomon.

She really likes to blow stuff up.

>>42262751
AH, okay, sorry
What did you mean by that anyways?

Hey HM Can you give us a write-up of Emily's first time watching ASQ's TV show?

>>42262799

Booooooored "Booooored" I groan as I flop over on the couch, my legs hanging on the back while I hang my head over the front staring at the tv in front of me as I switch the channels, looking for something to watch while I wait for Morty to get here so I have some one to talk to about something or anything.

Hmm what was that? A new anime? Looks like a catgirl vampire....fighting a...a is that the grim reaper, holy crap that's awesome, why is he shooting lightning out of his hands and....Oh jesus christ did she just stab hum to death...SHE'S EATING HIM!? oh that's cool...what's this thing called, I think I have my weekend planned now.

>>42262796
Their personality seems similar.

>>42262892
Oh boy. If there's ever a crossover things will get funny FAST. Her reaction to the "Holoween" episode please?

>>42262921
Ah right, well I can see that actually
I'm sorry I'm a bit tired.

She does like watching Elizabeth blow things up

>>42262944
Sorry I can't think anything up for it,
I'll see if I have anything at the end of the ASQ thread on the 4th

>>42263025
I'm assuming the third smutbin is still in development then?

>>42263109
I've been distracted with weeb shit, pathfinder/ dnd, and writing other things
terribly sorry
but I do have the beginings of it
involves layla looking for the red dot in a drug induced daze

>>42263142
HA!

>>42262381
Thanks for running!!