First post!

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The first is a feasibility report someone forwarded to you; a dense technical study of the Mark 46 torpedo's programming and engagement profiles, complete with penned-in comments by one “C. Parker,” who's awful handwriting you recognize as one of the squirrely fuckers you've been buying donuts for, hiding in their hobbit-holes up in the rocky hinterlands of the base. Between heavy-handed crossing out of lines casting doubt on the Mark 46s high-frequency blade-rate counting abilities and the occasional complaint about the xerox copy quality, it details all the necessary programming modifications to track the unique signature of abyssals; focusing on counting screw RPMs and sonar cross-section to distinguish between newer, more modern ships and the older vessels typical of most abyssals. Beneath it is a final set of comments speculating on the feasibility of the new Mark 54's better HF sonar (better suited to shallow water, which it's designed for,) and using it to discern abyssal's wakes to “gate” passive sonar detection of sound made by a hull moving through the water, a way to track down the sharklike body-horror abyssals with almost no discernible “ship-like” characteristics left. “Pseudo wake-homing?” the handwritten details finish.

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So *that's* how Mustin disabled that destroyer – the “missile” that failed to track was an ASROC. You really should have gotten to this pile of paperwork sooner.

As you're musing over it, the phone rings – caller ID identifies it as the spooky boys themselves. “'ello, Settle here.”

“Admiral,” your contact says politely. “Arizona is here, and...” a pause. “She has your CAC, sir.”

“Yes, and?”

You can almost hear the shiver of excitement over the phone line. “Ah. Ahhh. Just wondering, sir, what the PIN number is-”

- a sound in the background, voices raised in greeting.

“Oh, nevermind, Corporal Hate just walked in.”

>.... I am completely okay with this.
>That. Motherfucker. That fucker of mothers. That's it. That fucking does it. That does it so hard, it comes back around the other way and undoes things. The dogfish I can handle, the pimp cane I can handle, but now he's in my realm.
>Parker, the CAC card is the little disc in the Captain's safe. The Corporal is the pair of keys two men turn on opposite sides of the room. And Arizona is the officer with the gun that watches everyone very, very carefully as they combine those elements in exactly the proscribed order, and ONLY the proscribed order. Do we understand each other?

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Havings shitty shitscribble.

>>42315040
>Parker, the CAC card is the little disc in the Captain's safe. The Corporal is the pair of keys two men turn on opposite sides of the room. And Arizona is the officer with the gun that watches everyone very, very carefully as they combine those elements in exactly the proscribed order, and ONLY the proscribed order. Do we understand each other?

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>>42315040
>Parker, the CAC card is the little disc in the Captain's safe. The Corporal is the pair of keys two men turn on opposite sides of the room. And Arizona is the officer with the gun that watches everyone very, very carefully as they combine those elements in exactly the proscribed order, and ONLY the proscribed order. Do we understand each other?
Defuse the situation before it goes outta hand!
Also yay fleet action!

>>42315040
>>Parker, the CAC card is the little disc in the Captain's safe. The Corporal is the pair of keys two men turn on opposite sides of the room. And Arizona is the officer with the gun that watches everyone very, very carefully as they combine those elements in exactly the proscribed order, and ONLY the proscribed order. Do we understand each other?

Are we going to find out where Shoukaku vanished to?

>>42315040
>>That. Motherfucker. That fucker of mothers. That's it. That fucking does it. That does it so hard, it comes back around the other way and undoes things. The dogfish I can handle, the pimp cane I can handle, but now he's in my realm.

>>42314991
OI FAGGET

LINK THE THREAD ON TWATTER

>>42315071
>Are we going to find out where Shoukaku vanished to?

Who cares? The cuck can do what she wants.

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>>42315005
Sailor pls.


>>42315057
That's one drunk Naka, scrib!

>>42315040
>Parker, the CAC card is the little disc in the Captain's safe. The Corporal is the pair of keys two men turn on opposite sides of the room. And Arizona is the officer with the gun that watches everyone very, very carefully as they combine those elements in exactly the proscribed order, and ONLY the proscribed order. Do we understand each other?

>>42315088
Why? You got here just fine.

>>42315040
>>Parker, the CAC card is the little disc in the Captain's safe. The Corporal is the pair of keys two men turn on opposite sides of the room. And Arizona is the officer with the gun that watches everyone very, very carefully as they combine those elements in exactly the proscribed order, and ONLY the proscribed order. Do we understand each other?
>>42315071
I don't know, should we greet the ships that are coming back if not already back?

>>42315040
>Parker, the CAC card is the little disc in the Captain's safe. The Corporal is the pair of keys two men turn on opposite sides of the room. And Arizona is the officer with the gun that watches everyone very, very carefully as they combine those elements in exactly the proscribed order, and ONLY the proscribed order. Do we understand each other?

>>42315040
>>Parker, the CAC card is the little disc in the Captain's safe. The Corporal is the pair of keys two men turn on opposite sides of the room. And Arizona is the officer with the gun that watches everyone very, very carefully as they combine those elements in exactly the proscribed order, and ONLY the proscribed order. Do we understand each other?

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>>42315040
>Parker, the CAC card is the little disc in the Captain's safe. The Corporal is the pair of keys two men turn on opposite sides of the room. And Arizona is the officer with the gun that watches everyone very, very carefully as they combine those elements in exactly the proscribed order, and ONLY the proscribed order. Do we understand each other?

>>42315040
>Parker, the CAC card is the little disc in the Captain's safe. The Corporal is the pair of keys two men turn on opposite sides of the room. And Arizona is the officer with the gun that watches everyone very, very carefully as they combine those elements in exactly the proscribed order, and ONLY the proscribed order. Do we understand each other?
Do you fucking get me Squirrel?

>>42315040
>Parker, the CAC card is the little disc in the Captain's safe. The Corporal is the pair of keys two men turn on opposite sides of the room. And Arizona is the officer with the gun that watches everyone very, very carefully as they combine those elements in exactly the proscribed order, and ONLY the proscribed order. Do we understand each other?

>>42315040
>Parker, the CAC card is the little disc in the Captain's safe. The Corporal is the pair of keys two men turn on opposite sides of the room. And Arizona is the officer with the gun that watches everyone very, very carefully as they combine those elements in exactly the proscribed order, and ONLY the proscribed order. Do we understand each other?

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Bullying Arizona must be so much fun.
Watching her face fill up with happiness before it deflates into disappointment, it would be so cute.

>[X]Parker, the CAC card is the little disc in the Captain's safe. The Corporal is the pair of keys two men turn on opposite sides of the room. And Arizona is the officer with the gun that watches everyone very, very carefully as they combine those elements in exactly the proscribed order, and ONLY the proscribed order. Do we understand each other?

>>42315169
>Bullying Arizona
>Bullying Hallowed Ground
In to Gitmo you go

>>42315169

You're a fucked up individual. Anyone ever tell you that?

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>>42315040
>"Please thank arizona for finding my CAC, have her bring it hereasoonaspossiblethanks."

>>42315091
Well considering how she was clinging to us it's odd how she just vanished.

>>42315117
That wouldn't be a bad idea if possible. I'm sure Willy could appreciate it.

>>42315040
>Parker, the CAC card is the little disc in the Captain's safe. The Corporal is the pair of keys two men turn on opposite sides of the room. And Arizona is the officer with the gun that watches everyone very, very carefully as they combine those elements in exactly the proscribed order, and ONLY the proscribed order. Do we understand each other

>>42315040
>>Parker, the CAC card is the little disc in the Captain's safe. The Corporal is the pair of keys two men turn on opposite sides of the room. And Arizona is the officer with the gun that watches everyone very, very carefully as they combine those elements in exactly the proscribed order, and ONLY the proscribed order. Do we understand each other?

>>42315040
>>Parker, the CAC card is the little disc in the Captain's safe. The Corporal is the pair of keys two men turn on opposite sides of the room. And Arizona is the officer with the gun that watches everyone very, very carefully as they combine those elements in exactly the proscribed order, and ONLY the proscribed order. Do we understand each other?

>Parker, the CAC card is the little disc in the Captain's safe. The Corporal is the pair of keys two men turn on opposite sides of the room. And Arizona is the officer with the gun that watches everyone very, very carefully as they combine those elements in exactly the proscribed order, and ONLY the proscribed order. Do we understand each other?

>>42315040
>Other: As I am currently unable to go there, have Arizona bring me my CAC right now.

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Threadly reminder that LEXINGTON HAS A FAT STACK

>Parker, the CAC card is the little disc in the Captain's safe. The Corporal is the pair of keys two men turn on opposite sides of the room. And Arizona is the officer with the gun that watches everyone very, very carefully as they combine those elements in exactly the proscribed order, and ONLY the proscribed order. Do we understand each other?

>>42315211
Oh...that scarred poi. That's hnf.

>>42315040
Continue the discussion as if nothing is amiss. Hate is a big guy now.

>>42315040
Parker, the CAC card is the little disc in the Captain's safe. The Corporal is the pair of keys two men turn on opposite sides of the room. And Arizona is the officer with the gun that watches everyone very, very carefully as they combine those elements in exactly the proscribed order, and ONLY the proscribed order. Do we understand each other?

>So *that's* how Mustin disabled that destroyer – the “missile” that failed to track was an ASROC. You really should have gotten to this pile of paperwork sooner.
Oh, that's nifty as hell

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>>42315040
>.... I am completely okay with this.
Things are as they should be.

>"Yes, and?"
Admiral is slowly but surely losing it.

>>42315169
Die.

>>42315040
>>Parker, the CAC card is the little disc in the Captain's safe. The Corporal is the pair of keys two men turn on opposite sides of the room. And Arizona is the officer with the gun that watches everyone very, very carefully as they combine those elements in exactly the proscribed order, and ONLY the proscribed order. Do we understand each other?

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>>42315040
>>Parker, the CAC card is the little disc in the Captain's safe. The Corporal is the pair of keys two men turn on opposite sides of the room. And Arizona is the officer with the gun that watches everyone very, very carefully as they combine those elements in exactly the proscribed order, and ONLY the proscribed order. Do we understand each other?

Planefag, got something for ya.

>>42315040
>Parker, the CAC card is the little disc in the Captain's safe. The Corporal is the pair of keys two men turn on opposite sides of the room. And Arizona is the officer with the gun that watches everyone very, very carefully as they combine those elements in exactly the proscribed order, and ONLY the proscribed order. Do we understand each other?

Make sure to tell Hate it's nothing personal, we're just not stupid enough to trust any Marine with that sort of base-side access to things they could then use to shoot or explode stuff.

>>42315040
>Parker, the CAC card is the little disc in the Captain's safe. The Corporal is the pair of keys two men turn on opposite sides of the room. And Arizona is the officer with the gun that watches everyone very, very carefully as they combine those elements in exactly the proscribed order, and ONLY the proscribed order. Do we understand each other?

FINALLY THREAD TIME!!!

>>42315040
"So what did Arizona want anyway? Justcuriousthat'sallnothingpersonal."

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>>42315266
yes the fattest of stacks

>>42315040
>Parker, the CAC card is the little disc in the Captain's safe. The Corporal is the pair of keys two men turn on opposite sides of the room. And Arizona is the officer with the gun that watches everyone very, very carefully as they combine those elements in exactly the proscribed order, and ONLY the proscribed order. Do we understand each other?

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VOTES CALLED TOOT TOOO-

>>42315303

you owe me a new pair of jeans

>>42315169
never bully a battleship

they are faster than you

>>42315040
I don't quite understand what is going on?

Can someone explain?

>>42315040
>>Parker, the CAC card is the little disc in the Captain's safe. The Corporal is the pair of keys two men turn on opposite sides of the room. And Arizona is the officer with the gun that watches everyone very, very carefully as they combine those elements in exactly the proscribed order, and ONLY the proscribed order. Do we understand each other?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFN9nvFYHmk

Presented without comment

>>42315306

Pfft. You think I give a fuck about that fag's card? He can't even get into half the fucking shit I can anyway.

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>>42315303
Sugoi desu-nee

>>42315337

>21 knots
>fast

kek

>>42315057
She does know that was one of Iku's bottles, right?

>>42315338
Remember how last thread the admiral gave Ari his access card so she can ask help from the techs about internet stuff?
Yeah, we're seeing the eventual conclusion to that now.

Because I told Ghost Division I would link these for the thread...have some Musashi!
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/849603/5ef0d4a460/
SFW Musashi cosplayer
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/801327/61dab11899/
Teitoku fuckin' Musashi, Tenryuu, and Tatsuta.
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/762614/81e7a91560/
Musashi cosplaying as Shimakaze.

>>42315334
Bill it to SV.

>>42315355
Indeed, only you would have a way with ladylike Battleships.

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>>42315353
hehehe

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>>42315303
>21 knots is still faster than you can run

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>>42315353
Glorious.

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>>42315353
GODDAMIT HARDER RAMMING DOESN'T ALWAYS WORK

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Would this be what you imagine Settle and Goto look like planefag?

>>42315355
Yeah, but three-quarters of the shit you get into is stuff so far above your actual clearance that by all rights you should need a telescope to see it.

So all in all, it would reduce the amount of stuff you have to hide from real officers by a third.

>>42315303
"Arizona? What's that red stuff on your face? And why do you have a shovel?"
"......."
"And why is there a large, suspicious hole in the grass behind the barracks that is about the same shape and size of a Dunkin' Donuts box?"
"......."
"Arizona, that's jelly on your face, isn't it?"
*Embarassed* "......."
*Sigh* "Arizona, did you eat an entire box of jelly donuts?"
*Sheepish nod*
"Arizona, since Akagi's beam hasn't tripled given her diet, I don't think that's anything to be ashamed of."
*Guilty shifting*
"Where'd you get them, anyway? DD's is closed now."
*More guilty shifting, eyes twitch towards the general direction of Goto's office*
"Oh for chrissake, Arizona, you ate Kongou's entire stash?"
*Looks at feet, nods miserably*
*Sigh* "Well, you'd better pray she doesn't find out you devoured her excuse for molesting her teitoku."
*Stares pleadingly*
"Yeah, yeah, don't give me the destroyer eyes. I'm not gonna tell anyone. Though Goto would probably want to give you a goddamn medal..."

>>42315366
Maybe we should have given a breakdown of what it means for Settle to have given his CAC to Arizona (consequences and repercussions for a major security breach), and what each choice entailed?

Because from what I'm seeing, none of the three regular choices are for Settle making flank speed to get his CAC back.

>>42315353
Talk about splittin' her in two Harder.

>>42315353
>no damage to the forward dive planes
That's impressive.

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Related to shipsluts, i just finished reading this.

Holy fuck, I knew the USS Franklin had it bad, but it was way worse than I thought.

I mean hell, the USS Santa Fe actually intentionally ran into, and was held against the Franklin, so they could transfer people and supplies, it was that bad.

If you have a passing interest in carriers basically exploding, but continuing to float through shear will and stupidity, this is the book for you.

Inferno: The Epic Life and Death Struggle of the USS Franklin in World War II

>>42315442
1. He was too drunk to care last time (I guess?)
2. She trusts Ari and the tech boys that he has bribed with donuts to keep his OPSEC safe.

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>>42315303
Much better than I could.

well done
>>42315363
still faster than most people can run

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>>42315371
>That Musashi cosplayer's gallery
>That shoddy camera work
>The terrible bokeh
>No use of lighting or bounce
>Grain everywhere

The only good thing about that shoot is the wig, the costume, and the make up. Everything else is triggering me.

>>42315442
Giving our CAC wasn't a vote, it was just something that happened while we were drunk.
Could we have theoretically prefaced all of our votes with "And don't give away anything fucking retarded? Sure. Did we? No, we didn't think it was necessary.
In other words, not a bad representation of being drunk.

>>42315326
this shit hurts me every time its posted

>>42315475

On that subject read about the USS Birmingham's efforts to help the Princeton at Leyte Gulf. The cruiser actually took twice as many casualties due to the fire than the carrier that was actually exploding.

>>42315475
As it was, I don’t think she was ever put back into service.

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>>42315442
it'll be fine, she'll use it responsibly

>>42315506
No, no, I'm not talking about giving away our CAC so much as not all of the players realizing why it's such a pants-on-head retarded move that Settle could only have thought was a good idea because he was only sip away from becoming completely black-out drunk.

>>42315375
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>42315488
That would imply I'm actually the artist.

>>42315528
Wasn't that at least in part because she got hit by multiple pieces of exploding carrier?

>>42315536
she was but by then the war was over and she was put on reserve

>>42315353
Still more reliable than the fucking Mark 14

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>>42314991
>appropriate, because you *will* be drinking in there a lot
We should probably try to cut down on that, and try to mellow out overall. Just because Goto works for Goto doesn't mean we have to turn to his path of coping with shipgirls.
Besides, acting responsible in a planefag quest was fucking hilarious and it makes me sad that Settle has become hysterical

>>42315353
WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE

>>42315555
Yeah but thing is that she still took more casualties than the carrier that was actually exploding, which is kinda crazy.

>>42315412

Isn't Goto basically Toshiro Mufune?

>>42315542
Well I mean, people DID point out how fucking retarded it was last thread. And planefag pointed to them and said 'yeah, this'

>>42315607
Yes, but since it was at the end of the thread, it doesn't seem like most of the players actually read it.

>>42315353
GLORIOUS AMERICAN STEEL. HULL FOLDED OVER 1000 TIMES!

FILTHY NIPPON GO HOME!

>>42315603
>Toshiro Mifune
Shit's scary, bruh.

>>42315579
>Implying he doesn't have moments of sanity

>>42315504
Yeah.....I'll make up for it with some NSFW vids of Musashi later.

>>42315579
He just needs some love.

>>42315631
>FOLDED OVER 1000 TIMES
Considering the US actually had decent steel, it's probably more like GLORIOUS AMERICAN HULL BUILT FORD TOUGH

>>42315686
>decent

more like best

>>42315686
>The joke
>your head

Coffee? Check.

Near-crippled Carrier? Check.

Hands and arms and other meaty bits? Still, oddly enough, check.

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Faeries Sans Frontieres quest when?

>>42315442
No what I don't get is why is Hate showing up a big deal? I don't get the third votes meaning.

>>42315686
The joke flew over your head like MH370

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More pictures of WWII era ships taking ludicrous amounts of damage and surviving.

Here's the USS Savannah taking a Fritz-X Glide bomb, which pretty much blew out the bottom of the ship.

>>42315729

He's telling the intel geek he's barking up the wrong tree

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>>42315705
GIT BACK TO TOWING

>>42315715
>Metal Gear Fairies
kek

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Lewd

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>>42315729
I deduce it's because the little lover's spat of yesterday. But I can't tell most of the meaning behind the choices either.

I love (and it horrifies me at the same time) that Settle doesn't give a shit about Arizona having his CAC.

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You stew in silence for long heartbeats as Parker falls dead silent, his own mind racing for a way to deny what he just ham-handedly revealed.

“I m-mean-”

“He knows my pin,” you state simply, turning the factoid over on your tongue slowly, getting a feel for it.

“YeahNO, like yeah, naw, naaaaaaw-”

“And you *know* he knows my pin.”

“W-w-well I-”

“And...”

Parker holds his breath, bracing for the whistle of falling Doom.

“*I* know he knows my PIN,” you breathe. You know its true the instant the words leave your lips – on some deep, instinctive level, the animalistic watch-your-ass instinct bred into every Annapolis graduate, you *always* knew. Placing your elbows on the desk, you lean forward and press your voice into the receiver intently. “Listen to me, Parker.”

“... I'm listening.”

>>42315705
You'll get use to it soon enough. Having a meaty body does have some advantages Hamp.

>>42315785
>Bows touching
How lewd~

>>42315772
Must be the redundant bulkheads.

>>42315785
I guess that's what "Simetrical docking" means.

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>>42315303
>>42315488

hooooly crap

im the guy who drew that (not-coloured), and this is my own attempt at colouring it (ive never colour+shaded something before send help)

seeing other people colour my art makes my heart go doki doki

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“Hate... is the PINmaster.”

“...”

“And Arizona, is the CACkeeper.”

“...”

“Parker?”

“..... yessir?”

“.... *ARE YOU A GOD?*”

“..... thatsclassifiedneedtoknowcan'tdisclosewithoutauthorization,” comes a very, very small voice acting on instinct.

>>42315772
Savannah also woke up with an extra 10 feet added onto her hips

>>42315785

the words you were fucking looking for are

"W-What are we gonna do in the drydock, onii-chan?"

You're fucking welcome

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“You boys have been good to me,” you admit. “But just make sure you don't give anyone a reason to examine your God ID badge when you enter the portal that's about to open, umkaaaaaay?”

Somehow you hear Parker nod on the other end.

“Goooooooood~” you finish, and hang up the phone.

Handing Arizona your CAC card without so much as asking what she wanted with such clearance was fucking insane, by any measure... but it's Arizona. If there's anyone on earth who's loyalty cannot be questioned, it'd be her. But you didn't graduate Annapolis for nothing.

You even worked in another devil dog joke in there. You're a genius. A fucking genius. Your talents are wasted here, you're a shoe-in for CNO.

“Someone please fucking kill me,” you moan as you lean back in your chair.

“Wish granted~” a familiar voice sing-songs from the window behind you. Too tired to even twitch, you just swing your swivel chair around to find Naka slipping in the window, her slender legs clearing the wall-mounted AC/heater unit with remarkable dexterity. She closes the window behind her, almost bumping the glass with her forehead as the motion of slamming it throws her off-balance, then twirls on one heel with surprising grace to end in a curtsy. “Good mor~ing~”

Naka, you note, is drunk. Not “still” drunk – you doubt she ever stopped at any point. You're not sure she even slept, judging from the tone and tenor of angry music tinnily sounding from the earbuds tossed over her shoulder. “Reporting for duty~” she says, smiling at you warmly.

You leeeean back in your chair as you regard this sordid specimen of shipsluttery dubiously.

>Naka you're drunk go to sleep.
>Let her stay here, but prevent her from doing any actual work – she shouldn't be seen like this but she shouldn't be allowed to be alone, either.
>Cancel her tasking for today and give her the day off, but forbid her from moping in her darkened room, and enforce it.

>>42315841
Did you have problems with the eyes?

I fucking did.

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>>42315834
Symmetrical, anon.

>>42315871
>>Cancel her tasking for today and give her the day off, but forbid her from moping in her darkened room, and enforce it.

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>>42315785
It would be nice if a drawfag were lurking nearby

>>42315841
The one who did it is named defenestrator. Please save your crush for the one who actually did it rather than I, who shamelessly ripped and posted it.

>>42315871
>sordid specimen of shipsluttery
alliteration yeah

>Let her stay here, but prevent her from doing any actual work – she shouldn't be seen like this but she shouldn't be allowed to be alone, either.

>>42315871
>Cancel her tasking for today and give her the day off, but forbid her from moping in her darkened room, and enforce it.

>Let her stay here, but prevent her from doing any actual work – she shouldn't be seen like this but she shouldn't be allowed to be alone, either.

>>42315871
>Go home Naka, You're drunk.

>>42315871
>>Cancel her tasking for today and give her the day off, but forbid her from moping in her darkened room, and enforce it.

>>42315871
>>Cancel her tasking for today and give her the day off, but forbid her from moping in her darkened room, and enforce it.

>>42315816

I can drink stuff. Also, I think I've figured out this whole whistling thing.

That's pretty neat.

>>42315871
>>Let her stay here, but prevent her from doing any actual work – she shouldn't be seen like this but she shouldn't be allowed to be alone, either.

>>42315871
>>Naka you're drunk go to sleep.

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>>42315871
>Cancel her tasking for today and give her the day off, but forbid her from moping in her darkened room, and enforce it.
She just came back from her sortie with Harder right? I bet she drank herself silly when she found out Sendai's looking for her.

>>42315871
>Is Harder back? If so, call him in and have him escort Naka somewhere to sleep off the booze.

>>42315353
Oh, that reminds me- I finally got around to seeing what the average of Harder's crew was when they sank (24, jesus fucking christ) and learned that his cook was a black dude from Alabama.Wasn't there supposed to be welcoming picnic or movie night or something? We need to get his manlet ass in front of a barbecue

>>42315871
>Naka you're drunk rest up in here while I work so you don't do anything stupid like I did

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>>42315845
>“..... thatsclassifiedneedtoknowcan'tdisclosewithoutauthorization,” comes a very, very small voice acting on instinct.

>>42315871
>>Cancel her tasking for today and give her the day off, but forbid her from moping in her darkened room, and enforce it.

>>42315871
>Let her stay here, but prevent her from doing any actual work – she shouldn't be seen like this but she shouldn't be allowed to be alone, either.
>Begin covering ass for when the hammer inevitably comes down on us for something Hate did that exposes we gave away our CAC and PIN

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>>42315872
fucking yes
i redrew it like five times then just gave up

also here's the alternate version

>>42315871
>Let her stay here, but prevent her from doing any actual work – she shouldn't be seen like this but she shouldn't be allowed to be alone, either.
Time to take it like a man Settle.

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>>42315862
Ah, you here, good. I have some thing new from the incredable hand of Toorops! It appears that Iowa herself asked him to make this of her crowning moment of her wining you in the husbando wars in these threads.

I think she was taking you to bed is what she wanted it to be shown,.

>>42315871
>Let her stay here, but prevent her from doing any actual work – she shouldn't be seen like this but she shouldn't be allowed to be alone, either.

>>42315871
>Let her stay here, but prevent her from doing any actual work – she shouldn't be seen like this but she shouldn't be allowed to be alone, either.

>>42315871
>>Let her stay here, but prevent her from doing any actual work – she shouldn't be seen like this but she shouldn't be allowed to be alone, either.

>>42315871
>>Let her stay here, but prevent her from doing any actual work – she shouldn't be seen like this but she shouldn't be allowed to be alone, either.


Keep her company, She's an Idol has an image to protect.

>>42315871
>Cancel her tasking for today and give her the day off, but forbid her from moping in her darkened room, and enforce it.

>>42315871
I, er.

So, Naka is entering the office Kongou Style, Ari is fooling around with our card and Yankeetoku doesn't give a fuck.

This day can't get any better.

>Let her stay here, but prevent her from doing any actual work – she shouldn't be seen like this but she shouldn't be allowed to be alone, either.

Do we have a matress in here?

>>42315871
>>Let her stay here, but prevent her from doing any actual work – she shouldn't be seen like this but she shouldn't be allowed to be alone, either.

>>42315862
Except American girls have no need for stupid nip-slut sayings

>>42315871
>>Let her stay here, but prevent her from doing any actual work – she shouldn't be seen like this but she shouldn't be allowed to be alone, either.

>>42315871
>Let her stay here
>Call in Harder to keep her company while we work

>>42315871
Ask her for a drink then attempt to crush the flask. Fail miserably, give her a Look, and take a pull.

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>>42315353
...

...

...Is it in yet?

>>42315966
WHAT

HOW DO YOU FUCK UP IOWAS PROPORTIONS THAT BADLY

>>42315966
Is Iowa stealing Hate?

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>>42315871
>filename
DOES ALCOHOL MAKE SHIP GIRLS SPARKLE LIKE VAMPIRES?

THE HORROR

>Let her stay here, but prevent her from doing any actual work – she shouldn't be seen like this but she shouldn't be allowed to be alone, either.

>>42315871
>>Let her stay here, but prevent her from doing any actual work – she shouldn't be seen like this but she shouldn't be allowed to be alone, either.
If she tries to escape we can just sic Arizona on her.

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>>42315964
>mfw

>>42315966
Iowa is swole as fuck.

>Let her stay here, but prevent her from doing any actual work – she shouldn't be seen like this but she shouldn't be allowed to be alone, either.

>>42315871
>et her stay here, but prevent her from doing any actual work – she shouldn't be seen like this but she shouldn't be allowed to be alone, either.

>>42316001
What, are you jealous?

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>>42316001

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>>42315841
>>42315488
>>42315303
>>42315871
>>42315964

>You spend so much time fooling around with other girls Settle. Somebody needs punishment.
>Isn't that right, stupid, useless Admiral?
>With your heart full of remorse, lick Arizona's foot.
>My slave-Admiral~

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IOWA
O
W
A

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>>42316001

>>42316004
I didn't draw it, Toorops did. That and I think Iowa is much bigger girl that we think she is.
>>42316007
Yep, marking her territory now.
>>42316020
Indeed!

>>42316011
>If she tries to escape we can just sic Arizona on her.
Can't. Arizona isn't here. She's with the spooks and Hate, and has our ID card.

>>42315365
That is the whole point.

>>42315964
Nice to know that other people have problems with the eyes too.

Nice pics either way.

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>>42316056

>>42315871
>Let her stay here, but prevent her from doing any actual work – she shouldn't be seen like this but she shouldn't be allowed to be alone, either.

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>>42316059
>merica
my body cant handle this freedom

>>42315208
Pot met kettle.

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>>42316063
>That and I think Iowa is much bigger girl that we think she is.

nope, he fucked up

>>42316056
Mein sides!

>>42315871
"Keep drinking until I'm cute."
>But you're already cute, Ad~mir~al~
"I know I am, now get to work."

>>42316063
>I think Iowa is much big girl.
For you

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>>42316059
>Quoting a 2013 film in 1950
Iowa pls
>>42316056
Too late halley, now they'll send you all the booze to get their requests done.

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>>42316056

>>42315412
>goto trollface
>settle squinty oh god this shit again

PRETTY MUCH

The Yamato sisters are pure maidens who have never felt the touch of another ship's guns

>>42316210
They have felt the touch of innumerable torpedoes below the waterline though

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>>42316056
>Not liking feet
Get some taste.

>>42316165
>that Kasen
my sides

>>42316189
The smug that radiates off the Japanese officer fucking kills me.

>>42316210
>Pure
>A good deal of their crews were barely out-of-recruit-training late teeners who still had hormonal bursts

>Let her stay here, but prevent her from doing any actual work – she shouldn't be seen like this but she shouldn't be allowed to be alone, either.

We've talked about heavy shit before, maybe she doesn't want to stew by herself like usual.

>>42316210
But they've taken many torpedos before.

>>42316210
Nah bro they were stuck with wood and seamen in them because Nippon has a had habit of burning.

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>>42316250
Fuck you, lesbian slut!

>>42316250
TAO, load all harpoons and aim them at that ship over there.

>>42316250
*yoinks*

I can get some milage out of this.

>>42316056
I am fully aware of why I have this boner

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Who was the drawfag that drew this? I've been gone literally for weeks.

I'm asking because I want to tell him to draw MORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE

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>>42315871
>Naka you're drunk go to sleep.

Wonder what write-ins we'll have tonight?

I'M BORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDD

Is there another mission soon.

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>>42316346
nope he's gone forever

>>42316250
Fuck you CLTs are useless when you actually need'em.
Like this event.

>>42316074
No, I mean... Iku uses her bottles. Like, right away. Naka's mouth is not the first orifice it's been in. It might not even be the second or third.

>>42316374
What are you, a marine?!

>>42316346
How the hell did I miss this pic the first time?

Ask if she came back from a night battle.

>>42316359
I might get some more of the Portsmouth stuff done in time to post it up.

>>42316210

Yamato, maybe, at least she fuckin acts like it.

Musashi we ain't seen yet. I'll let ya fuckin know when we fuckin do.

>>42316416
Has Shinano come back yet?

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>>42315954
So did Sammy, as far as I've read.
Actually, looking into it, ALL the black dudes in the navy were only allowed to work as cooks/stewards back then. Learn something new every day.
There definitely needs to be a cookout at some point.

>>42316346
I wonder if she'll ever deepthroat Hamp's emergency flare?

>>42316416
>I'll let ya fuckin know when we fuckin do.

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth Hate?

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“Go pull up that extra rolly-chair,” you instruct, “and come sit next to me, here.”

Naka does as asked, pushing the chair fast and hopping into it, kneeling against the back as she rides it across the room. After landing against the desk, she goes through a few spins – very slow spins, but in her state it's apparently fantastic. You wait for her to slow to a halt and let her watch the rotation of the ceiling fan with fascination for a few minutes before you hand her your own notebook computer. “Here, use this for today.”

“Oh~kay,” she sings. “What's up first?”

“Got a ton of pictures from the battle and the aftermath,” you tell her. “Pick some out that look nice for the posters and PR people to use.”

She nods sleepily – or wearily. “Yessir,” she says, her voice a bit subdued. “Good at that..”

You cast a blank eye on your own paperwork, shuffling it around a bit and giving your e-mail account a few delusatory clicks, watching the laptop over her small shoulder. She's slumped over the desk, cheek in hand as she taps through the image gallery with the arrow key, dismissing picture after picture out of hand. She pauses long enough to save the image of Northampton towing Hornet, and a few clicks later, she sets aside an image of a sleepy-eyed Sammy B clinging to Kaga's side, the stalwart Japanese CV staring straight ahead with a suspiciously fixed expression on her face. She keeps clicking right past the images of Hayashimo burning in her own oil slick and everything 'nasty'.”

>Let her do it her way, she knows the job.
>Woah no, slow down, those are the good ones!

>>42316439
She isn't even in the game yet.

>>42316440

Well not quite, there was this one: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Mason_(DE-529)

>>42315579
I see you've posted second best girl, Anon.

>>42316439
Not that I'm aware of.

>>42316453
I don't fucking cuss around mom.

>Let her do it her way, she knows the job.

>>42316439
Are you me?

>>42316459
>Let her do it her way, she knows the job.

>>42316459
>she sets aside an image of a sleepy-eyed Sammy B clinging to Kaga's side, the stalwart Japanese CV staring straight ahead with a suspiciously fixed expression on her face.
Heh. Kaga likes them young.
>Let her do it her way, she knows the job.

Is Hayashimo dead yet?

>>42316459
>Let her do it her way, she knows the job.

>>42316459
>Hamp towing Hornet

>>42316459
>Let her do it her way, she knows the job.
Naka knows PR.

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>>42316459
>Let her do it her way, she knows the job.
As much as I want to laugh at IJN ships burning and dying, they aren't good for PR.

>>42316459
>a sleepy-eyed Sammy B clinging to Kaga's side, the stalwart Japanese CV staring straight ahead with a suspiciously fixed expression on her face
D'awwwwww

>>42316459
>Save this conversation for when she isn't fucking plastered- She's gonna have to be going through these all again later anyway. Let he be for now.

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>>42316459
>Let her do it her way, she knows the job.
RESPECT HER SKILLZ BRUH

>>42316481
>Asuka
>Second best
Indeed. We all know who is best girl.

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>>42316459
>Let her do it her way, she knows the job.
She's going for the kawaii ones. Atta girl.

We can always do a second search later for the more manly impressions.

>>42316459
>Let her do it her way, she knows the job.
We can always go over them later,

>>42316459
>>Let her do it her way, she knows the job.

>>42316459
>>Let her do it her way, she knows the job.

>>42316459

>Let her do it her way, she knows the job.

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>>42316459
>Let her do it her way, she knows the job.

>Let her do it her way, she knows the job.

>>42316516
I really hope someone took a picture of Bat Lead and Akagi.

>>42316459
>Let her do it her way, she knows the job.

>>42316459
"What in the world is strong enough for a warship to get sloshed on?"

>>42316459
>>Let her do it her way, she knows the job.

>>42316557
Torpedo Juice.

>>42316459
>Let her do it her way, she knows the job.
i doubt that the people need to see our girls getting wrecked.
>>42316490
Depends, are you about 5 foot, 11 inches tall. White with dark hair and studying engineering?

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>>42316557
Maybe she got something...Harder.

>>42314991
>The door has a frosted-glass window with “Rr. Admiral Settle” shadowed onto it – appropriate, because you *will* be drinking in there a lot and you *will* have troublesome 40s Dames striding in at all hours to make your life a living hell.

Do we have a fucking M1911, y/n?

>>42316459
>Let her do it her way, she knows the job.
We might, however, suggest making a second set of images for the purpose of convincing the Navy to summon more shipgirls.

>>42316459
>Let her do it her way
>Try to make sure there's at least a shot or two of American ships being badass in there, though. We're going to need stuff for our homefront too, especially since we're going to have to start summoning soon.

>Let her do it her way, she knows the job.
Hopefully she gets one of Batlead's F18 parked on Akagi's deck with all the other stuff. That one ought to be good for relations.

>>42316573
>Torpedo Juice
Iku is still out.

>>42316459
>>Let her do it her way, she knows the job.
A part of me, wants to stop her since she's drunk and we shouldn't encourage that.

On the other. We can ask her reasoning later.

>>42316405
WHO DO YOU THINK I AM?

Still think I shouldn't have come last time?

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>>42316592
>trusting officers with guns

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>>42316513
>fudge yeah
Worried mommy and daddy will go through your computer, Anon?

And no, best girl is pic related.

>>42316592
No.

We need a 1911. Or a revolver of some kind.

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Threadly reminder that the fleet is stacked.

>>42316613
I dunno the second he hit the deck he was out and hitting on Akagi badly.

Guys already made a fool of himself let him be.

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>>42316553
Way ahead of you.

>>42316617
Goddamnit.

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>>42316590
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETfiUYij5UE
vid related


>>42316542
Scarlet sisters a cute


>>42316617
>>42316573
Torpedo juice is hard to come by these days.

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>>42316592
no

>>42316627
Can someone explain this one?

I definitely think that the personal funeral pyre is a bit much, but let's also remember that Naka's probably got some 40's era notions of press 'dressing-up' that she's working with, especially if she's drunk. Show the cruisers dishing it out even as they take hits, show Sammy fucking staving in an Abyssals face, you can show what's raw without going excessive with it.
Except, you know, drunk does not equal subtlety.

Also I still maintain that Batlead's plane on Akagi's deck is gonna be one of those iconic historical images

>>42316459
>>Let her do it her way, she knows the job.

>>42316627
This is neither Russia or Strike Witches. There are no commissars or bitchy German officers that walk around in their panties.

We are fine.

>>42316635
>RJ's face
my fucking sides

>>42316627
>trusting you with your toilet gloc.
>>42316634
Or a tommy gun.

>>42316647
Officer's don't go into combat like the enlisted do, and don't have same sort of training drilled into them. Ergo, officers can't be trusted with guns, lest they become a danger to themselves and others.

>>42316639
Why is Sendai looking for you such a big deal?

>>42316634
>>42316682
We need deagle brand fucking deagles.

>>42316459
>Let her do it her way, she knows the job.

Burning destroyers are not good for PR when they're one of ours.

>>42315845
>“Hate... is the PINmaster.”
>“And Arizona, is the CACkeeper.”
>“.... *ARE YOU A GOD?*”
>“..... thatsclassifiedneedtoknowcan'tdisclosewithoutauthorization,”
Damn it Parker, when someone asks if you're a god, you say "YES!"

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>>42316695

>>42316672
Witches are dangerous and rack up Trauma Points very quickly.
Shipgirls are ridiculously dangerous and start off with a complimentary reserve of Trauma Points

>>42316708
Gold or Camo?

>>42316647
Simple. Officers are impulsive, foolish creatures who cannot be trusted with something as dangerous as a gun.

That needs to be left to sober, responsible professionals in the military, which explains why soldiers aren't generally allowed to carry guns on-base, as that doesn't describe the enlisted either.

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>>42316459
>>Let her do it her way, she knows the job.
Besides, she'll probably conk out within an hour or so.

>>42316648
>I still maintain that Batlead's plane on Akagi's deck is gonna be one of those iconic historical images
I think everybody in this thread can agree on that. That's one of those shots that defines a fucking era, man.

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>>42316682
Planefag status: fuckin rekt

>>42316459
>>Let her do it her way, she knows the job.

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>>42316056
HAHA

TIME TO OIL UP

VOTES

CALLED

>>42316718
Well shit. This must be why you're still drunk then...

>>42316647

(Navy) Officers rarely receive any kind of weapons training. Those that do are usually in some kind of Force Protection or Weapons Department. Enlisted from all fields will receive weapons training (except for Seaman Smith), and take regular requals on said weapons.

TEAL DEER Officers a shit, go enlisted to play with boomsticks.

>>42316675
She's stationed here at this base too. I am wondering when planefag will get around to using her in the thread.

>>42316459
>>42316511
I was escorting her
I was not sleepy

>>42316714
Except if they're intel. Then what he said is completely standard.

>>42316708
>deagle
Kek, haven't heard that term since I dropped CSGO a long time ago.

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>>42316714
>Burning japanese destroyers are not good for PR

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>>42316635
why are they shameless

>>42316647

Settle wouldn't know which fucking end was the dangerous one.

That fucking simple.

>>42316708
No, we need a revolver chambered in .600 NITRO EXPRESS!

>>42316695
Because Sendai wants a night battle and isn't picky about who it's with?

>>42316735
So Batlead x Akagi confirmed?

"Daddy, how did you and mommy meet?"
"Well, I guess you can say that I landed right on her lap!"

>>42316776
so we can break our fucking wrist

>>42316764
They aren't when they're on your side.

>>42316776
>600 and not 700....

Dude if you wanna use a nitro go big or don't go at all...

>>42316798
>>42316776
>Not wanting Tyrannosaurus ammo

>>42316791
Badum-tss

>>42316771
You guys think these are ridiculous looking

just wait until I draw Atlanta

>>42316762
Yes you where, Kaga handed you over to Tenryuu to carry you the rest of the way. It was so cute too.

>>42316762
Uh-huh. Sure. Just like Kaga didn't care how adorable you looked.

>>42316779
as in less picky than this Quest's Iku?

>>42316791
Nah he crashed she morphined him then he made a fool out of himself infront of everyone then tried to cop a feel.

I doubt she'd want to see him again.

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>>42316735

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>>42316823
she is top heavy

>>42316823
>Atlanta
>AA cruiser made out of twin DP 5"/38s
Some of those IJN pilot fairies are gonna get triggered

>>42316840
it's a planefag quest, that stuff has a higher chance of working than in reality.

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>>42316771
Ushio a best.

A best.

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>>42316740
>infant circumcision trainer

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>>42316740
>Infant Circumcision Trainer

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>>42316459
>Let her do it her way, she knows the job.

>>42316823
Tonnage and displacement, please. I wanna guess her three sizes.

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>>42316740
>Infant Circumcision Trainer

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>>42316459
>You wanna talk about it?
Ask her why she's been drinking longer than we've been asleep. If she's drunk off her ass she'll be more receptive to coheresion.

>But Settle! We can't do it here on your desk! That's lewd!
Shut up, why are you hammered? Can you not into guy like Harder can't into girl, Naka?

>>42316840
On the other hand she's used to WW2-era carrier aviators, who were utterly batshit.

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>>42316871
>>42316881
>White

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>>42316887
>Class and type: Atlanta class light cruiser
>Displacement: 6,000 tons
>Length: 541 ft 0 in (164.90 m)
>Beam: 52 ft 10 in (16.10 m)
>Draft: 20 ft 6 in (6.25 m)
>Speed: 33.6 kn (38.7 mph; 62.2 km/h)
>Complement: 673 officers and enlisted
>Armament: 16 × 5 in (127 mm)/38 cal >guns, 9 × 1.1 in (28 mm)/75 cal AA cannons, 8 × 21 in (533 mm) torpedo tubes

can you guess how much of that weight was above the waterline?

protip, literally all of it

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>>42316868
only good for rape

>>42316887
6,000 tons unloaded, 7,400 tons full battle-rattle.

>>42316906
>the horror

What, would you prefer they do the circumcisions without training?

>>42316885
>Rescuing a cat from a fire
D'awwwwwwwww

>>42316916
>>42316459
+1, this worked out pretty well with Harder now that he puts it like that

>>42316931
>triple stacked primary armament turrets

WHAT IN THE UNHOLY FUCK

>>42316740
HOLY SHIT A YODELING PICKLE. AND I ALWAYS WANTED CANADIAN BREATH.

>>42316964
Plus wing turrets. It's an Atlanta, it's literally made of dual-purpose five inchers

>>42316964

The US Navy really needed some ships to kill some airplanes. They were worth their weight in gold and then some at Guadalcanal and onwards.

>>42316964
That's what the Japanese bomber pilots said!

>>42316964
US WWII Cruiser design: fuck torpedoes, guns all the way.

>>42317017
Torpedoes are for Destroyers and PT Boats. Cruisers are for escorting and ship-fucking, and they were extremely good at both.

>>42316934
>>42316931
Imagine the effects of recoil when she ripple fires
Boing~Boing~