WOOHOO, TIME FOR BOMBS AND WIRES!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA93rTlJgrc&index=23&list=PL3AC39BCAE0A97F85

As Kiba heads down from the balcony, Kakashi Sensei, silent this whole time, finally speaks. "Well it's about time one of you got your turn."

Kiba and Kankuro stand across from each other while Akamaru hops down from his spot, preparing to fight.

"How about this coincidence, huh?" Kiba asks. "We get to settle it all right here."

"That's right." Kankuro responds. "I get to beat the shit out of you, after all. Then all three of us will move on to the finals, just like we promised."

He takes the wrapped figure off of his back and sets it beside him as Hayate calls for the match to start. "Let the match begin!"

>A.Comment

>B.Stay silent

>C.Other

>>42333715
More like time to watch everyone else fight before us.

>>42333770
That already happened last thread

>>42333758
>>A.Comment
Go Kiba!

>>42333758
>A.Comment
You got this, Kiba!

>>42333770
if that really happens we only have kiba and sauce man before us

not that much waiting ahead at least

>>42333758
>A.Comment
"Saving the best for last... or something like that."

>>42333758
>A.Comment
"Use your nose Kiba."

>>42333850
Don't say anything that could give away Kiba's advantages and skills.

>>42333758
>A.Comment
"Kiba! I overheard him saying he hates dogs!"

>>42333781
ey Laze any chance to change kakashi's mind about teaching us how to element people to death before the finals?

>>42333860
Yeah, but it's also a sure-fire way to deal with his puppet, although it is a tad bit meta.

>>42333758
>A.Comment
"Kick his ass, Kiba!"

So how would smell help with this anyway?

>>42334063
Puppets don't smell the same as fleshbags.

>>42334063
It's really a puppet.

>>42334099
he'll probably make akamaru piss on the puppet just like in his cannon fight

that was fucking gross, but clever

>>42334101
>>42334099
Kiba was unable to smell dude wearing his jacket
I doubt he will smell difference between puppet and dude on back of puppet

>>42334099
>>42334101
Yeah, but the real Kankuro is riding on the puppet's back, so at a distance their smells would blur together. It would only really help once Kiba got in close enough for it not to matter.

>>42334129
>>42334123
I was explaining the rationale the guy had, not supporting the idea. I think Kiba will be fine.

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>>42333790
>>42333808

"Go Kiba!" you cheer. "You got this!"

Kiba starts strong, using his All Fours Jutsu and rushing to attack Kankuro before he can unfurl whatever it is in those bandages. Late into his charge he realizes his mistake, but by then he's too close.

As Kiba approaches, what looks like Kankuro's skin begins to crack and fall off. It seems to be some kind of puppet in disguise, and slices Kiba with blades that emerge from its wrists.

As Kiba jumps back, the wrapping unfurls from the bundle Kankuro was carrying to reveal that it was in fact Kankuro himself.

"Shame I had to use that trick for just that." Kankuro says. "But I don't think I could have gotten away with it for long against you."

Kankuro shoots some senbon from his puppet, which Kiba and Akamaru dodge.

"This guy probably can't take a hit himself very well." Kiba tells Akamaru. "So lets go all out!"

He gives Akamaru that pill again and performs his Man Beast Clone Jutsu.

>A.Comment

>B.Stay silent

>C.Other

>>42334208
>C.Other
Pray that Akamaru will survive that poisoning

>>42334208
>B.Stay silent

>>42334208
>A.Comment
"I hope this guy doesn't have any other surprises."

>>42334208
>>B.Stay silent

>>42334208
>>A.Comment
He's going to have more tricks than that.

>>42334208
>C.Other
Start quietly reviewing our inventory. Make sure we have plenty of explosive tags and tagged kunai right where we can get at them.

Let's be honest, there's not much we can do from here.

>>42334208
>>A.Comment
Hey sasuke twenty ryo on Kiba

>>42334208
>B.Stay silent

>>42334163
Well, I suppose Kiba is stronger in a direct comfrontation as the puppet might not be strong enough to block him, but it still has a lot of nasty weapons and tricks, including poison. If Kankuro uses that, he just has to hold out until Kiba is too weak to fight.

>>42334273
I am sure that Kiba has roughly no chances of winning this fight
It would be bigger asspull than our fight against Haku and the fact we somehow got him to join us

>>42334208
>A.Comment
"I think he might need to smash the puppet first, since I don't know how he'll get past it otherwise. Might be tricky though. For all we know the limbs could move independently. What do you think, sensei?"

>>42334258
That's a point, how do explosive tags work? Could we start setting up remotely detonated tags before our fight even starts? So we start a fight, and detonate a cluster that we've put on the ceiling beforehand to make it fall on our opponent as the fight starts?

>>42334302
Keep in mind, Kiba is affected by our choices, maybe he'll be more careful and use his speed to his advantage. To be honest, I don't know who will win.

>>42334379
Look at it this way
Kankuro easily dispatched dude that was roughly on level of Kiba

>>42334377
Remote detonation is a thing, yeah. I don't think we have the time to slip away and plant charges on the ceiling, though.

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>>42334234
>>42334245
>>42334265

You stay silent, hoping that Kankuro doesn't have too many tricks up his sleeve.

Kiba and Akamaru rush toward Kankuro, who maneuvers his puppet to defend him. He's skilled, as Kiba and Akamaru have to constantly evade the puppet's weapons and have trouble making progress. However, eventually Kiba gets a strong hit on the puppet and knocks it back, forcing Kankuro to retreat with it.

"We can bust this thing right now, Akamaru!" Kiba shouts. "Man Beast Taijutsu: Fang Over Fang!"

A look of worry emerges on Kankuro's face as Kiba and Akamaru spiral forward. He's not sure if his puppet can take the hit.

>A.Comment

>B.Stay silent

>C.Other

>>42334448
>A. Comment
"Kick his ass, Kiba!"

>>42334448
>>B.Stay silent

>>42334448
>C.Other

Get hype

>>42334448
>B.Stay silent

>>42334424
Throw a kunai with them on to the ceiling whilst something exciting happens on the fight? There's also the fact we have great chakra control and could just walk up there whilst people are focused on the fight.

>>42334448
>>A.Comment
If he doesn't do something I think Kiba wins.

>>42334448
>B.Stay silent
Only use distractions when the enemy has the upper hand

>>42334302
We really need more than just wires and bomb tags. Even if it's special wires and bombs, like coated wires and water explosive, it would be better than what we've got now. Maybe some immobilising traps and smoke bombs will help, like bear traps or glue or even something from scooby doo. Summoning inscriptions like what Tenten has on her scrolls would be great too.

>>42334496
We need Ninja Mustard Gas.

>>42334448
>A.Comment
"Sasuke, you seeing anything I'm missing, or is Kankuro boned?"

>>42334448
I am not optomistic. Even if the puppet's smashed, the head and limbs are armed and can fly around still. Kiba will probably get caught off guard and it will cost him the match.

Sand too strong.

As an aside, I'm secretly kind of hoping our unnamed father was from the Otsutsuki clan. Suddenly having an eye technique would fuck with so many minds it would be delicious.

>>42334520
He is seeing someone on fast track to jounin fighting low level chunin

>>42334496
Explosive, airborne powder that ignites at the use of chakra.

Though there's no way we can get anything like this anytime soon

>>42334566

Why would we want to be related to aliens?

>>42334577
It's also katon
Asuma uses it

>>42334566
You're hoping our dad comes from the moon? As cool as that would be, I don't think it's likely.

>>42334518
Nice.

And chakra nature might help, depending on how we use it with our traps. Wind nature so gas explosives have a wider radius, for exemple? Guess we'll see.

>>42334592
Oh, cool, didn't know it was already a canon thing.

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Alright guys, we're going to go up against a guy or girl who wants to get in close and touch us. We've got to zone hard, both with the explosives and the chain. Just keep that in mind when you're voting.

>>42334642
So keep our distance, got it.

>>42334604
Or that he comes from Moon-people. That's why I say "hope": because I think it's far more likely we'll get anything else, but the Tenseigan is so much sexier than the other eye techniques that I hope for it anyway.

>>42334642

See if we can use any debris from previous fights, if any exist, and put tags on them.

Then we can use a substitution to get them right in his face.

>>42334671
Or, you know, blow up the arena to create rough terrain. It's not like there are going to be any matches after us.

>>42334592
Is there an equivalent of napalm?

>>42334671
I was thinking a bit more complex than that: throwing tagged kunai but not setting them off, to make them think it was a bluff. But really we'd be setting up a tagged substitution to try and force them to dodge right into the middle of the tagged kunai lying on the floor.

>>42334695
There's actually better than napalm: Lava Release. The four tails jinchuu has it, and might teach it to us if we ever get to meet him.

>>42334691
Well, We might wind up going before Sasuke does. But he's agile, I'm sure he could deal with the rough terrain.

>>42334691

Hinata v.s. Sasuke; though they might fight before us.

>>42334702
>But really we'd be setting up a tagged substitution

The substitution needs to be the same size as us.

>>42334702
Taking Kakashi's first lesson to Kon to heart: when in doubt, use more explosives.

>>42334695
We might as well just go full warcrimes and use white phosphorus.

>>42334711
I'm pretty sure that as an advanced nature it can't just be taught. Then again, we see characters from three different villages who all have it, so maybe it's not a bloodline. Or maybe it is, and it's just a relatively common mutation meaning that more than one family line has it.

>>42334716
>>42334721

Sasuke will also be going up against a ccq ninja. The terrain will help him if we create it.

>>42334467
>>42334475
>>42334494

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGdFPcLx-vs&index=5&list=PL3AC39BCAE0A97F85

You remain silent, anxious from the fight.

As Kiba and Akamaru approach, Kankuro does something you didn't expect. He moves his puppet out of the path of the attack, detaching only a single arm.

As Kiba and Akamaru pass over the arm, it releases a spray of senbon. That however, doesn't stop their attack, and Kankuro is hit head on.

Afterwards, Kiba and Akamaru take notice of the senbon sticking all over their bodies, and turn in time to see more on the way, Kankuro firing them from his puppet even from the ground.

Kiba manages to dodge, but Akamaru takes a few more senbon. Before Kiba can get back to him, Kankuro's puppet has Akamaru grappled. A giant needle emerges from the puppet's mouth and stabs Akamaru, returning him to his dog form.

Kankuro gets up on a knee.

"Don't take another step!" warns Kankuro as his puppet holds its blades up to Akamaru. "If you do, your doggy here is gonna suffer the consequences. I don't feel like taking any more hits."

"Let him go, you bastard!" Kiba shouts.

"Don't take too long to think about it." Kankuro adds. "Those senbon were coated in poison, so you don't have much longer before you lose consciousness either."

>A.That has to be against the rules

>B.Urge Kiba to forfeit

>C.Stay silent

>D.Other

>>42334721
The torso of Kankuro's puppet? And before you argue that it makes no sense, it never makes sense how the logs get there so fast either.

>>42334744

I don't think we're allowed to kill people in this stage of the tournament.

But when we're in the field?

White phosphorous, napalm, and acid bombs.

>>42334744
Agent Orange
Mustard Gas
White Phosphorus

We got a theme going.

>>42334744
Kon "the War Crime" of the Hidden Leaf.
This is how people will remember us in the history books.

>>42334764
>A.That has to be against the rules

Ask one of the officials if that's bullshit.

>>42334764
>>D.Other
Is that legal?

>>42334764
>C.Stay silent
We need to get Akamaru some armor. Little doggy plate mail, I know a few sites that sell that.

>>42334764
>A.That has to be against the rules

>>42334744
WP is ony a war crime if you use specific applications of it in populated areas.
155mm smoke rounds actually use WP impregnated felt wedges to produce smoke, but because they burn themselves out before they hit the ground they're completely kosher.
This is a common misconception, though. Like the "can't use a .50 cal against humans" myth, but far less retarded.

>>42334764
>C.Stay silent
We have no right to make the decision for him.

>>42334764
>D.Other
Cheer for Akamaru

>>42334768
>Agent Orange

You mean Naruto?

>>42334764
>C.Stay silent
Deep down we know that, yeah, this is allowed.

>>42334764
>A. That has to be against the rules
Yep, Kankuro's a bitch.

>>42334812
I wonder if there are any fics about a Naruto who uses poison titled that? I hope so. To fanfiction.net!

I wonder if Kankuro's face is in pissing range?

>>42334768
>Agent Orange
Do you know what Agent Orange actually is?
It's a chemical defoliant. It kills plants. That's all. It was developed to thin out the jungle so American troops could actually FIND the enemy. It's utterly horrifying long term effects were unknown at the time.

>>42334836
Damn, that actually sounds rather interesting. Only problem is finding a good reason for it that doesn't involve bullshit.

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>>42334764
>C.Stay silent
This isn't our decision to make.

>>42334744
Let's be the living war crime.

So what do you guys think of the idea of commissioning special kunai that are hollow in the center so that an explosive tag can be placed inside, basically it's an shrapnel bomb that we can throw and that nobody would see coming.

>>42334863
Back from checking, and it turns out there aren't any. Also, thinking about it, since Agent Orange is a defoliant it would also be a good title for one of those awful "Naruto is betrayed by Konoha and decides to destroy it" fics.

>>42334892
I had the exact same idea. Let's give it a shot at some point.

>>42334768
We're gonna need to break out the old Chemestry set. We've got some horrible stuff to unleash upon ninjakind.

>>42334901
Can a title for a story like that even be objectively good? I believe that the general consensus is that those stories suck, so shouldn't their titles suck by association?

>>42334892
>>42334917
Also, if the center is hollow you can't tell the difference between an explosive kunai and a normal one.

>>42334892

Sounds pretty cool.

Maybe we could have bombs that have a genjutsu on them which causes enemies in the immediate area to hear laughing or crying or something, and when they go to check they get blown to bits?

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Oh god I just got here and Kankuro is threatening to kill a puppy

Kankuro pls I get it

He's a ninja puppy that is fighting you but he's a puppy

you don't just kill baby animals it's badwrong and makes me think of those 'in the arrrrrmmmms of an angel' ads

>>42334936
True. I suppose "good" was the wrong word to use. "Fitting" or "appropriate" would have been better word choice on my part.

>>42334946
>Laughing
>Crying
>Not baby noises

Do you even creepy as fuck?

>>42334945
We could try marking them in a way we could only make sense of.

>>42334989
>>42334945
The balance would be noticeably different.

>>42334935
Kon's going to publish books when he retires.
'Napalm for Dummies'
'How I Committed Crimes Against Humanity and So Can You'
'Explosive Tags or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb'

>>42334957
Burn the Sand, ninja war now?

>>42335009
To someone holding it. But in flight it wouldn't be noticeable unless you had superhuman visual senses. But trick kunai are only going to be of marginal usefulness against anyone with really good dojutsu anyway, so it wouldn't matter too much.

>C.Stay silent

>>42334798
>>42334804
>>42334827
>>42334866

You stay silent, knowing the answer to the question Kiba is about to ask.

Kiba, outraged, lashes out at the official. "Hey, he can't do that, can he? Make him let Akamaru go!"

"Well..." Hayate responds. "The rules don't have anything in them disallowing this kind of situation."

Kiba turns to Kankuro, his fists clenched and shaking. "How can you do this? Is this really how you want to win?"

"I have to win this match by any means necessary." Kankuro replies. "I won't be the only one to lose here, I will fulfill my obligations."

As Kiba grinds his teeth, Kankuro continues. "In the desert you don't have the luxury of fighting with honor, you use every dirty trick you have to in order to survive. Just like our old man always said."

"Alright." Kiba relents, unclenching his fists. "I forfeit."

"The winner of the eighth match is Kankuro!" Hayate announces.

As Kankuro's puppet sets Akamaru down, Kiba runs over to hold him. Kankuro reaches in his pouch and pulls out a vial, tossing it to Kiba. "That's the antidote. You're gonna want to get that to him as soon as possible."

Kankuro wraps his puppet up, and heads back to his team as Kiba starts to take Akamaru to the infirmary with the antidote.

>A.Comment

>B.Stay silent

>C.Other

>>42334945
All I was thinking is that it would be a small hole 'drilled' in through the ring into the blade portion, just big enough for a tag to get through. The user would be able to see the hole plus the blade itself would be lighter. The structural integrity wouldn't be the best for actual hand to hand fighting with it but we are planning to have them explode into tiny bits anyways so I'd want them to be made of cheaper metals so they explode properly as well as keeping the cost of the weapon lower

>>42335024
Well, there might be a certain invasion coming up...
>>42335019
That last one got me to laugh. Good job.

>>42335042
>A. "Hey, Sasuke. We meet him in the finals, we kick his ass hard. Agreed?"

>>42335042
Damn tough break Kiba.

>>42334985

Just something with noises that cause people to investigate.

>>42335042
>C.Other

Trip Kankuro stealthily

>>42335024
I'm just saying, Kankuro better not hurt our team mascot or I'll consistently vote to fuck him up.

I hate it when dogs and other animals get hurt in fiction. Video game wolves more like shank my heart with every yelp.

>>42335042
>A.Comment
Wow, what a way to win. Is he going to strap bombs to a baby to win the finals?

>>42335042
>A.Comment
"We need to get that dog some good protective gear."

>>42335042
>A.Comment
"New deal, Sasuke. One of us gets to thrash him."

>>42335077
Second

>>42335042
>C. Other
Make rude gestures towards Kankuro involving our middle fingers and/or our forearms.

>>42335042
Seconding
>>42335077

>>42335042
>A.Comment
"HEY KANKURO, HOW DOES IT FEEL KNOWING THAT NO MATTER HOW GOOD YOU ARE, YOU're STILL YOUR LITTLE BROTHER"S BITCH?"

>>42335042
>A.Comment
"Sasuke. One of us has to jam that puppet so far up his ass he can taste it."

>>42334766
>>42334768
>>42334775
YES

>>42335042
This. >>42335077

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>>42335042
>Okay, fuck that guy.

Kankuro you are now the first on my list.

Now all the more reason to somehow use Kankuro's puppet in a substitution, then blow it the fuck up.

>>42335162
Pretty accurate description of everyone's feelings. Note to all, let's learn how to fuck up puppets.

Hey, Laze, will you let us Handwave a variant of Body Flicker that allows for instant trap deployment in an area?

Okay, we gotta get Kankuro.
I propose we offer to buy the Sand siblings dinner. Kankuro's food, however, is spiked with a special mix of toxins. 36 hour incubation period, then he's left vomiting and shitting uncontrollably for a WEEK.

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>>42335184
I almost want a spider summoning contract so that Kon can have his spider friends hide in Kankuro's shoes and clothing. For the rest. Of. His. Life.

>>42335233
I don't think anybody would fall for that.

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>>42335162
>fuckers a ninja
>expecting a ninja to fight fair

you wot

>>42335260
It's not like he's from konoha

>>42335233
>Buy Gaara dinner
>Before his defusing during the Sand-Sound invasion
>Without being with Naruto
>Without knowing Naruto
>Without being Naruto
>Gaara
>Dinner

Awww hell no nigga! I am not suicidal enough for that.

>>42335260
It's not about fighting dirty. WE do that. It's about threatening to kill a puppy just so he can win what is basically a spar.

>>42335181
It IS about the right size, and the mystery logs make no more sense than substituting a puppet.

>>42335241
I love you and I don't even know your name. ;~;
>>42335260
Sure, fighting dirty is fine. However, don't fuck with an animal in my sight, especially not a pup.

>>42335260
Would you kill a puppy to score high on the SAT?

>>42335276
it's a simulation of a death match man, just like in the field

in fact, that was great experience for kiba and akamaru, so they can learn from this loss

>>42335260

Pretty much >>42335276

In a real fight? Yeah, fight as dirty as you want. But this really doesn't mean much other than passing part of a test.

>>42335260
Once a baby anything gets involved you've cross the line a million times, do not pass go. Doubly so with animals since animals aren't assholes the same way humans are.

>>42335306
Would you clip the wings of a butterfly for your soul?

>>42335319
A puppy, anon.
Puppies are sacred.

>>42335321
You are under assumption that's just some silly unimportant test when it's more about showing off your village to civilians in final part

man, fuck animals

>>42335306
i would if fucking gaara said he'd kill me if i failed

i'm not saying kankuro isnt an ass, im just saying this is a pretty normal for us to expect from our enemies and we should prepare ourselves acordingly

>>42335340
They are more sacred than even the mystery logs that sacrifice themselves for our survival.

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>>42335077

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA93rTlJgrc&index=23&list=PL3AC39BCAE0A97F85

You turn to Sasuke. "If one of us faces him in the finals, let's kick his ass."

"Sure thing." Sasuke agrees.

As you two speak, the next match comes up on the computer.

"The ninth match will be Yoroi Akado versus Kon Karagowa." Hayate announces.

It's finally your turn. As you head down into the arena, you glance at Sasuke, but he isn't paying any attention to you or your opponent. All of his focus is elsewhere.

You arrive in the arena, across from your opponent, a man in a mask and strange glasses.

"I don't have time for you, I've got bigger fish to fry." Yoroi dismisses you. "Namely that sand kid."

"Let the match begin!" Hayate calls.

The first thing Yoroi does is form a hand sign.

>A.Close distance

>B.Throw projectiles

>C.Make distance

>D.Other

>>42335319
See, I know that it's logical! I know that the puppy is going to end up a huge trained killer that even now could bite out Kankuro's neck. Or piss on him.

It's me, and I can't blame anyone else for how irrational my kneejerk is. But Akamaru is still a puppy. I cannot abide hurting a baby animal.

>>42335349

It's not like he can't try again next year.

>>42335387
>B.Throw projectiles

Tagged knives

>>42335387
>B.Throw projectiles
Never rush into someone initiating a jutsu.

>>42335387
>>B.Throw projectiles
To
>>C.Make distance

>>42335387
>C. Make Distance

>>42335387
>B.Throw projectiles
While
>C.Make distance

>>42335364
Nothings more sacred than that mate

>>42335387
>B.Throw projectiles
Exploding kunai, get ready to swap out for Kankuro's puppet as a substitute, and to place all the tags we can on it.

>>42335387
>B.Throw projectiles
Kon make Boom-Boom

>>42335387

>B.Throw projectiles
while we
>C.Make distance

>>42335387
Actually, I second this guy. >>42335428

>>42335387
Make distance and throw some sort of boomy thing at his feet.

>>42335387
>D.Other
Throw tagged projectiles while dropping hidden tags on the ground.

>>42335418
>implying gaara will let him live if he fails

>>42335387
>"I don't have time for you, I've got bigger fish to fry." Yoroi dismisses you. "Namely that sand kid."

Is even this guy hating on Kankuro right now, or do I need to go to sleep?

>B.Throw projectiles

>C.Make distance

>>42335486
i think he means gaara

or he wants to bang temari

>>42335486
That or Gaara. Could be he wants to try taking him out to prove himself, or something like that.

>>42335387
>D.Other
Use knife on a rope to bind his hands.

Throw a kunai while he is bound.

>>42335507
I kind of like that. Fucking supported.

>>42335502
Don't we all want to bang Temari?

>>42335387
>Open with a Kunai with a tag, follow after it. Detonate it when it reaches him, just before we enter blast radius. If he dodges, alter course to intercept. If it's left or right move in close, obvious, from the front. He'll strike at us as we make an obvious target. Dodge under it, wrap the chain around the limb, use that as leverage to leap up into a spin kick to the face and put him on the ground. If he doesn't go down, fall back and use a Body Flicker to set up wire nooses between us.
>If he goes down, leap back, throw another explosive Kunai. Body Flicker at him in case he dodges that one into a drop kick, forcing him back. He should at least be under the viewing platform. Hem him in with tags on wire before he can get out of there.

>>42335507
>knife on a rope

you mean the Kyo-whatever we already have as a mean weapon?

>>42335486
I'm guessing he means Gaara, but I have no idea why he'd be interested in him. Unless Orochimaru is still with Akatsuki, and thus he's after Bijuu.

>>42335507
I don't think our rope is long enough for that. But that does give me an idea: We should add bolas to our arsenal, being able to entangle at a distance would be useful. And if we add explosives to them we could kill people in hilarious and effective manners.

later on we should make some proximity tags and mix them with some fake tags that we trow out with kunai over a area, so that we are the only one who knows which tags are real effectively creating a mine field

>>42335507
>>42335520
I mean, I support it if by "a" you mean "several" and "kunai" you mean "exploding daggers".

>>42335534
Dude, let's not get close to the guy who can suck out our chakra, okay?

>>42335387
>Throw a pair of kunai with less than a foot of wire between them to tie his hands together.

>>42335534
We don't have body flicker.

>>42335528
Nah. She helps sort Shika out, so we should let that run its course.
We've already got our sights set on a girl who's 10/10.

>>42335546
MAIN weapon

fuck im blind today

>>42335562
He would be, wouldn't he? Because the reason he left was because he tried going after Itachi's Sharingan and Itachi faught him off, so with Itachi still here Orochimaru being with Akatsuki is quite possible.

>>42335562
>but I have no idea why he'd be interested in him.

Take out the big badass so he can be the new big badass.

>>42335576

Kon doesn't know that.

>>42335600
Okay, fair enough.

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>>42335588
>10/10
Indeed she is...

deem weaps mate

>>42335387
Fall back to one of the corners of the room. Set that shit up with all of the wires, tags, and traps. Then, sit down, take out a sammich, and wait for him to blow himself up.

>>42335628
7/10 at best
There are better girls out here that have power comparable to our plot armor that would allow us to defeat Shukaku and reform Gaara

>>42335588
Meh, true enough.
>>42335628
All dem weapons though.

Alright, let's try this

>A.Throw tagged kunai and make distance

>B.Try to catch his arms with kyoketsu-shoge

>>42335581
Yeah we do. It's a staple of ninja shit. Part of substitution.

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>>42335628
At some point we should point out to her that she's the only girl we actually spend time with.

>>42335628
>Pairing up with someone who has the same gimmick as us
She's a qt and all but we need someone who compliments are style/is the complete opposite of us. As we're polite and likable we need someone who's a rude, unlikable cunt.

>>42335704
>B.Try to catch his arms with kyoketsu-shoge

>>42335704
>B.Try to catch his arms with kyoketsu-shoge

>>42335704
>A.Throw tagged kunai and make distance
Even the kyoketsu-shoge's at a risky distance.

>>42335704
if we can do both, then sure

if not then im going with

>>A.Throw tagged kunai and make distance

>>42335704
>B.

>>42335704
>>A.Throw tagged kunai and make distance

You guys seriously overestimate our skills with that weapon

>>42335704
>A.Throw tagged kunai and make distance

>>42335725
>As we're polite and likable we need someone who's a rude, unlikable cunt.
why would we ever go with sakura?

>>42335704
>B.
Lead with an explosive Kunai, though.

>>42335704
A

>>42335704
>B.Try to catch his arms with kyoketsu-shoge
But if and only if this is followed immediately by tagged kunai.

>>42335725
And who would you nominate? Sakura? Ino? Hinata? All various degrees of shit.

Tenten is the only tolerable Leaf kunoichi our age, and we already hang out with her.

>>42335684
>not getting the pun
>>42335704
>A.Throw tagged kunai and make distance
We'll use the K-S when we can catch him off guard with it.

>>42335771
you do know that our taijutsu with weapons is pretty good right?

we trained that shit with tenten and all that IIRC

>>42335725
>As we're polite and likable we need someone who's a rude, unlikable cunt.

So we need Kankuro?

>>42335771
It's not our skill with it that's the problem, it's that the rope is like, six feet max, which isn't a lot of distance for someone who sucks out chakra.

>A.Throw tagged kunai and make distance

>>42335725
Dude, weapon master and mistress combo, hello? Plus, what this guy said. >>42335800

>>42335771
We caught one of Zabuza's clones off guard with it. Yoroi can't be anywhere near that level.

>>42335704

>B.Try to catch his arms with kyoketsu-shoge
Then kick a kunai at his crotch!

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Good night based Laze. Glad I could be here to see even a little bit of the quest. Have fun and do your best, everyone!

>>42335725
Karin?

>>42335725
Wes don't haves to fights togethers to be a couple, anons. Wes can gets friends who complements our style, Tenten is abouts findings our ladymate

>>42335725
That one girl from the Sound Five

>>42335810
>the rope is like, six feet max
Based on what observation, anon?
>>42335807
The point is his hands are clasped in front of him, and he's made his impatience clear. He's not expecting a challenge. If not now, when?

>>42335810
>the rope is like, six feet max
12 to 18 feet long, actually.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyoketsu-shoge

>>42335891
I'll admit, that's a guess, but c'mon, six feet of rope on it's own is unwieldy to deal with. Anymore than that, and we'd probably be tripping ourselves more than our enemies.

>>42335808
We trained for less than month with it
>>42335828
Sasuke killed bunch of them in second
Water clones are utter crap

>>42335920
See >>42335917
And you keep most of the rope coiled up in one hand while you use it, play out more as you need it.

>>42335917
>>42335920
>>42335891
Alright, I'm a fucking retard, my bad. I somehow missed that shit.

>>42335926
>We trained for less than month with it
And on the first day of that training we were already on roughly even footing with Tenten.

>>42335920
So would controlling a man-sized puppet full of weapons with wire

So how will we wrap his hands with it anyway?
We can't control rope with our chakra yet
And I doubt he will hold them out for us to tie

>>42335992
Ninjas master in hours what it takes normal people years. Why?
Chakra!

>>42335992
I doubt she's really good with it in first place

>>42336014
He has both hands together for the jutsu. We wire him down and then apply bombs.

Feint with a kunai would make him open to get one hand caught.

>>42336042
>Tenten the "weapons are my shtick" girl
>not good with a weapon
Come on, anon. There's a good chance she made and tested the bloody thing herself.

>>42336121
She's still genin
I really doubt she already mastered some obscure weapon
Also it's less weapons and more throwing weapons

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>>42335731
>>42335738
>>42335750
>>42335791
>>42335800
>>42335834

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8oFiJgsyEc&list=PL3AC39BCAE0A97F85&index=16

You quickly toss out a tagged kunai, then draw your kyoketsu-shoge and start to approach.

Yoroi immediately reacts by intercepting the kunai with some shuriken, causing the tag to explode halfway between you.

As Yoroi strafes to the side, you throw out your weapon, and tangle his outstretched right arm.

Yoroi however, just runs toward you and grabs you with his caught hand.

With that, you can feel your chakra being drained. It must be some kind of jutsu. You manage to push him off, but feel a bit more tired. Yoroi comes to approach again, his arm still caught.

>A.Release his arm and back off

>B.Move around and try to get him off balance

>C.Pull weapon

>D.Other

>>42336190
>D.Other
Pull out a fake tag and tell him to let go.

>>42336190
shred his arm with the blade while throwing another couple of weapons at him

>>42336190
>Let him grab you, but this time quietly pull out your sword from underneath your poncho. Face it away from him so that he can't see it until he's within stabbing distance.

>>42336190
>>C.Pull weapon

>>42336190
>D.Other
We're Sasuke-tier fast. Next time he tries to grab us roll to the side and apply an explosive tag directly to his ribs.

>>42336190
>B.Move around and try to get him off balance

>>42336190
C. Pull Weapon

>>42336190
>B.Move around and try to get him off balance

Hey. You know what would be awesome now?

If we used that sword we practiced with Sasuke.

>>42336190
Go to town on him with the knife end of the K-S.

>>42336190
>>A.Release his arm and back off

When distance has been achieved, explosions

>>42336190
>D.Other
Gather our chakra in our feet to jump onto the ceiling, and stay there to throw more kunai at him

>>42336190
>D.Other
Place a light explossive tag on his back and let his body shield us.

>>42336238
we dont have a poncho yet anon

>>42336279
There's no light tags
Only tag type there is is "Explode him into bits" one

>>42336190
>C. Pull Weapon
>D. Draw Sword.

>>42336310
Oh.
Throw it at medium range behind him before detonating then.

>>42336190
>B.Move around and try to get him off balance
Then stab him with the pointy bit.

>>42336190
>C.Pull weapon

>>42336238
>>42336324
Swordfags detected.

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>mfw we're literally the only "vanilla" genin here
>even Tenten's using sealing techniques and illusions
I'm getting PGQ flashbacks.

>>42336190
>D. Draw sword and shank him with both sword and Kyoketsu-Shoge.

>>42336439
relax anon, well get our kekkei genkai soon

right?

>>42336439
Supposedly after this we get tutoring from Kakashi and git gud. Also Kekkei Genkai

>>42336228
>>42336243
>>42336257
>>42336265
>>42336324

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TsE01qdy5A&index=17&list=PL3AC39BCAE0A97F85

As Yoroi approaches, you get ready with the knife end of your weapon.

He notices late, but ducks and only gets grazed in the shoulder. He pulls a kunai with his offhand and locks with your weapon, as he continues to try and grab for you with his caught hand to drain your chakra.

>A.Break off to back up and throw something

>B.Try and get around his kunai

>C.Other

>>42336449
Double shank!

>>42336436
>we have sword
>are in a situation in which would be really usefull to use
>better not use it

then again we have the K-S so whatever

>>42336476
>C.Other
Sweep the leg.

>>42336476
>Sweep the legs!

>>42336476
>C

Headbutt.

>>42336476
>Leg sweep, with after tag

>>42336476
>A. Break off to back up and throw something
Throw a kunai at the bitch to distract him while we make distance.

>>42336476
>C. Pull Sword and run him through already, holy fuck.

>>42336476

>A.Break off to back up and throw something
But leave him a bomb with the hand he's holding us with.

>>42336499
And by "sweep the leg" I mean "break his knee from the side".

It's absolutely not hard to do.

>>42336476
>>42336499
>>42336505
Throw a tag at his legs

>>42336476
>A.Break off to back up and throw something

>>42336476
>B.Try and get around his kunai

>>42336519
We don't have a fucking sword, anon. We picked up A sword in the Zabuza arc and gave it to Sasuke.

Stop voting for impossible things.

>>42336476
Seconding the headbutt

>>42336476
>C. Start Slapping Explosive tags on him.
>>42336554
Actually, we grabbed two swords and gave one to Sasuke.

mfw people seriously think we can get through naruto with 'muh traps'

>>42336554
You picked up two swords and gave one to Sasuke

You still have one

>>42336554
We absolutely do have a sword, we've settled this the last few threads. We picked up two different swords from Zabuza's goons, and gave one to Sasuke.

>>42336554
yes we have dumbass

we picked 2, one for sasuke and another for us

do i have to pick the dialogue for you?

>>42336554
But we do have a sword. People are just refusing to use it because
>m-muh chain n traps

>>42336586
Based Lazed.

>>42336575
Pretty sure Laze specifically stated we picked up one sword. We don't have the second sword.

I recall wondering what was up with that at the time, but not mentioning it.

>>42336590
also we got that sweet purple cap

>>42336607
>>42336586
> not being able to read

>>42336578
Not really
We are waiting for our bloodline waking up so we can stab dudes with bones
It's a nice bloodline that scales way up to fourth war
And if we can reproduce ash bones of Kaguya it will scale all the way to end

>>42336607
And I guess I was wrong >>42336586

>>42336607
It's in the pastebin, he also said it >>42336586
we have one.

>>42336476
Transform into a small bird or insect to gain some distance to get onto the ceiling.

>>42336601
we aint gonna survive with neither chain and traps or sword mate, we doing "fine" now cuz we still gennin

But later we gonna get wrecked if we dont expand our kit

>>42336625
We aren't getting that bloodline, God you are an annoying twat aren't you?

>>42336625
Why do people keep assuming we've got the Kaguya bloodline? There has been absolutely zero evidence of this.

>>42336625
Honestly, I'd be okay with explosive release. Making a Jutsu so that we can make whatever our Kyoketsu-Shoge explode suddenly would be the shit.

>>42336664
>>42336668
There's zero evidence we'll even get anything.

>>42336668
Because they're retarded fanboys?

>>42336668
Because "muh blodlin".

>>42336668
>>42336664
Wishful thinking

>>42336688
Laze said we getting one in finals or something like that

>>42336688
Laze has vaguely hinted that we'll know 'for sure' whether or not we have a Kekkei Genkai with the next couple threads.

But it could just as easily be that we don't

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>>42336737
i really hope we do mate, cuz im having princess guard flashbacks right now...

>>42336785
Was PGQ set in horribly deadly world where smallest mistake will cost us our life and everyone will die in few years?

>>42336785
All it means is that we'd have to actually apply ourselves and train like fucking crazy.

Rock Lee was a nobody and absolutely worthless before Might Guy taught him shitloads of Taijutsu.

>>42336830
Still pulling for Genno training.

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if we've got a bloodline then i'm hoping for the Explosion or Lava

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>>42336785
PQG was well done. You don't have to be the strongest person to get shit done.

Also Princess lewd shadowruns is best Princess.

>>42336499
>>42336505
>>42336517
>>42336508
>>42336559
>>42336575

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kQWQiMypjc&index=18&list=PL3AC39BCAE0A97F85

You let Yoroi get closer, and smack your head right into his face. Now off balance, you use this opportunity to sweep his legs, landing him flat on his back.

As he tries to get back up, you slap an explosive tag right on him. In a panic, he jumps up and tries to remove the tag, but you pull him down by his caught arm and the tag goes off.

When the smoke clears, Yoroi is in no condition to get back up.

"The winner of the ninth match is Kon Karagowa!" Hayate announces.

>A.Comment

>B.Stay silent

also

>Go stand by (who?)

>>42336830
He also had tons of talent in it and had great teacher that teached him forbidden technique
And even then he was barely among relevant people at end

>>42336863
>A.Comment
A true Ninja should always watch their footing.

>>42336863
>B.Stay silent
>Go stand by Kiba, if he's back. If not, then stand by Lee.

>>42336863
>A.Comment
"Better see you in the finals Sasuke."

>>42336863
So we killed fellow leaf genin
Fucking amazing

>>42336863
>>A.Comment
Well I got through. Sasuke get through as well!
>Go stand by (who?)
Team

>>42336873
Except for that one beautiful moment where he kicked Madara in half. It was only a temporary setback for Madara, given how bullshit he is, but it was still pretty awesome to see.

>>42336904
Did not state that he has killed fucktard.

>>42336863
A

Make the lamest, most bullshit one-liner the ninja world has ever seen!

>>42336863
>A.Comment
"So, Kakashi sensei. Still think I should wait to learn my element?"

And after fistbumping Sasuke, go stand with Tenten's team. It's our last teammates that are up next.

>>42336904
He's got some nasty burns, but he'll recover

>>42336904
he's sound. And he aint dead, just fucked up.

>>42336863
>>B.Stay silent
>Go stand with sasuke and kakashi
That was quick.

>>42336863
>A. Comment
Seconding this guy.>>42336888
>Stand by Tenten and her team

>>42336863
Seconding
>>42336922

>>42336929

No, he's Leaf.

>>42336863
>Say nothing
>Stand next to Sasuke

>>42336888
Second

>>42336928
https://youtu.be/TqjC6Se5ZG4?t=2m3s
>Nasty burns

Hey guys, eating, back in a bit

>>42336943
He's sound pretending to be Leaf. Kabuto's 'teammate', after all.

>>42336943
Technically yes. But Kabuto's team were all secretly working with Orochimaru. That's why he was focused on Sasuke in canon.

>>42336862
That's the thing

Yes, the quest was well done, but being one of the most worthless fighters in quest kinda ticked me off a little

Didnt ruin it for me, just pissed me off.

>>42336943
He's Leaf, but implied (in canon at least) to have been working for Sound much like Kabuto was. It's not confirmed, though. At least, not in the manga. In the anime he's explicitly a traitor.

>>42336977
He's not sound you idiot
Kabuto is

>>42336888
Sounds good. Supporting.

>Go stand by (shino)
so hinatas fight is next huh?

>>42336863
>A.Comment
"You were right, you didn't have time to waste."

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>>42337017
yeah, with sasuke

>>42336973
>that animation

holy shit

>>42336863
>B.Stay silent
>Stand with Kiba

>>42337017
Well shit, Changing this to stand by kakashi

>>42336973
Presumably we're using lower-yield explosive tags than the ones that got brought to fight the army of undying zombies.