First for Lee

>>42346621
...the FUCK!?

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>>42346621
>There is another queen still hanging around

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>>42346621
ANOTHER QUEEN

WE'RE COMING AUNTIE

>>42346621
Well now I'm tempted to throw everything we have at Refuge to save the queen

SENDING LYLE
THE SAT AND NUKES
LOOTING THE TEMPLE
SENDING SMITH
DISSECTING OUR DRONES
THE HUNT FOR LEE
MAKING PSYKERS
MIRAGE
FUCKING WITH THE VOID
THOSE DAMN MEETINGS
KILLINGER

FUCK THE UNION

>>42346621
Get Theseus and Heretic on the line, we have an aunt to save

>>42346621

Another Queen? A FRIENDLY Queen?

Send in the goddamn fleet!

>>42346621
MUST SAFE

ALL RESOURCES TO BEAR

>>42346621
DANGER DANGER
CLOSE RANGE
CONTACK THESUS AND HERETIC NOW WE REALLY NEED TO TELL THEM STUFF NOW ON THE MOVE

Rescue our sister

Told you anons we should have been attacking the Betrayer

US TO THE RESCUE BITCHESSSS

BRING ALL OUR SUGAR SMELL TO BEAR

>>42346674
If they aren't friendly right now I'm sure they will become so if we save them

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>>42346621
Your drones have finished their scouting of the seemingly endless corridors of the Builder's vast space structure. While nearly all of the technologies are obsolete to your astounding technological leaps, you do find a select few items of interest. In addition, you have learned much from studying the structure itself, and your thinkers propose a more detailed architectural survey, something you have yet to have the chance to do with the mega-structures of human space.

Cont.

>>42346712
theres so much empty space in the top left

>>42346621
Hey OP I found probably one of the best soundtracks to listen to while I read your quest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rpvyBWMJ40

>>42346712
Awesome job with that map QD! Glad you managed to get it to work

was that a friendly relative?

>>42346768
Only one way to find out.

>>42346768
No.

It's probably an orphaned Thinker.

>>42346768

We can at least have the pod send out telepathic friendly messages before we send in the fleet. Even if the Union detects the, it'll be a moot point if the fleet does, indeed, show up.

>>42346768
I hope so. We're rescuing it whatever it was.

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>>42346712

[New Research Unlocked]

>Space city construction
Medium
By examining the details of how such a massive structure is formed and stabilized within its orbit, as well as techniques on laying out life support and logistical systems on a scale far larger then any ship, you should eventually be able to design and build space born stationary structures to rival even the works of the Builder herself.

>Psionic sensors
Slow
This is a strange project indeed, and a concept that should not work at first assumption. It utilizes a basic concept of quantum mechanics, that being that the future of a particle effects it present state, and applies it to a mass scale. The hypothesis is a sensor that does not sense a target, but predicts it. The project is still in its infancy, however, and there is hardly any work finished beyond some basic mathematics and theories.

>Tachyonic insulators
Medium
You did not find any thinker alive that was working on this strange project, with all of them nearby fossilized long ago. You did, however, find a small sample of prototype material which seems to absorb tachyonic particles and then disperse them in random directions, scrambling psionic signals and making them appear as universal background noise.

>Add Space city construction
>Add Psionic sensors
>Add Tachyonic insulators
>Add all to research

>>42346830
>>Space city construction
YEEEEEEESS
>Add all to research

>>42346830
>Add all to research
Better psi stealth Hell yes

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>>42346830
>Add all to research

>>42346830
>>Add all to research
And I thought the photons got me hard last thread

>>42346830
>>Add all to research
WE NEED THESE.
ESPECIALLY THE TACHYON INSULATORS
PSYCHIC STEALTH GO

>>42346830
ADD EVERYTHING

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>>42346712
>mfw I saw that map.

It's beautiful QD, can't wait to explore it all.

>>42346830
>Add all to research

>>42346830
Goddamn, just as we pared down the subjects to a svelte 13.


>>42346859
Yeah really. just gotta remember to bug QD and vote to actually view the pods we explore with though.

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>>42346830
>>Add all to research
This is zoggin' beautiful.

>>42346830
>>Add all to research

>>42346830
Add all to research.

Is there really any question here?

>>42346830
>>Psionic sensors
>Slow
>This is a strange project indeed, and a concept that should not work at first assumption. It utilizes a basic concept of quantum mechanics, that being that the future of a particle effects it present state, and applies it to a mass scale. The hypothesis is a sensor that does not sense a target, but predicts it. The project is still in its infancy, however, and there is hardly any work finished beyond some basic mathematics and theories.
This sounds like it leads to full-blown seer bullshit.

Mumble mumble sufficiently advanced mumble mumble.

So we making a space city near Leeland or somewhere else?

>>42346908
Should put it between us and all those unknown stars to the galactic south.

>>42346908
>space city
>as in singular
all the space cities anon
all of them

>>42346935
Are you talking bout some BLAM! tier dyson sphere shit there son? Cause I think we might make the hivestar concept obsolete.

>>42346830
>Add all to research

You ponder the nature of the events in Refuge. Your rival queen's anger rises sharply, but it does not hold her attention for long. You feel her rage largely satisfied by the fields of cooling glass being quickly covered by the clouds, and her fleet resumes its stance.

Waiting.

Your pod continues to watch, more closely now.
"Watching things..." It thinks. "They are loud. Will be quiet for mother."

>Send a fleet to attack the Obsidian Queen's forces in Refuge (write in)
>Send stealth ships (write in)
>Load a pod with drones and attempt to land on the surface (write in drones)
>Leave the system alone for now
>Other

>>42346859
Exploring all of it will need to wait, but I think we should be able to get a few done.

>>42346886
The vote is more of a tradition at this point, honestly.
I'm still waiting for the faithful moment of truth when you add IT to your research.

>>42346971
>Other

Let's attack Reprieve and lure her forces away from Refuge.

We wanted Reprieve back anyway.

>>42346971
>>Send stealth ships (write in)
Missile ambush fleets as many as necessary for a blitzkrieg mission.

>>42346971
>Send a fleet to attack the Obsidian Queen's forces in Refuge

Send 10 Heavy Battle Fleet
and 10 Light Fleets
and 5 Missile Ambush Fleet

>>42346971
>>Send stealth ships
A couple of corvettes first to properly survey what it is. Hopefully we can get close enough to go in-atmosphere.

>I'm still waiting for the faithful moment of truth when you add IT to your research.
One day, QD. One Day.

>>42346971
>>Send a fleet to attack the Obsidian Queen's forces in Refuge (write in)
5 missile ambush fleets
to ambush them, followed soon after by
5 heavy fleets
15 light fleets

how many suicide pods do we have now again?

>>42346971
Wait, I thought you said it was hive, but it wasn't the Obsidian Queen. But now we know it is, in fact, the Obsidian Queen? I'm a bit confused.

I think we should send in a significant stealth fleet now, and be prepared to send a larger force if it becomes necessary.

>>42346971
>>Load a pod with drones and attempt to land on the surface (write in drones)
You mean, stealthily, from a direction the OQ can't see?

Three Ghost Beetles, two Wasps, and 40 Flies can fit in a pod, right?

Let's see what's what under OQ's nose.

>>42347010
It meant that it was from a Hive, no mention of who's but it definitely wasnt the OQs nor was it background noise.

>>42347010

The Black Bitch is in orbit; it was one of her corvettes that got shot down.

Tell Theseus to also send a fleet to back us up

He also wants some new research projects right?

>>42346621
i'm not sure i really get what happened here, english isn't my first language, was it a ship or a missile that exploded on the corvette?

>>42347035
No, let's keep it to ourselves and sell those things to him later. We can take her.

But research is irreplaceable.

>>42347035
This we may need Theseus and Heretic to help us out on this one. Heretic might be interested in the space city

>>42347010
Whatever is on the surface sounded like a command, and it felt like hive life. It was not the obsidian queen, you can feel sure of that.

>>42347016
Yes. It wouldn't be a sure thing, but a pod with a few drones could potentially land beneath the clouds, much like how you inserted your clones on Gemini.

>>42347038
Unidentified. It looked like a weapon of some sort, but you didn't get a good look at it.

>>42347045
I was thinking of just giving him some of the BB fleet wreckage

and combat data

I'm fucking psyched for the space cities. One step closer to a glorious Dyson sphere Death Star.

>>42347048
>Yes. It wouldn't be a sure thing, but a pod with a few drones could potentially land beneath the clouds, much like how you inserted your clones on Gemini.
Oh that sounds good.

We can meet up with whatever lost Thinker on the surface before mounting a full rescue.

>>42346971
Whatever we send, it needs to be overwhelming firepower and we need to send it ASAP!

>>42346991
You know, we have the forces to pull this off, with 3 or more battleships and escorts bringing attention to Reprieve, and when they're distracted, have one battleship and missile ambush fleets whack the ships at Refuge.

>>42347063
i'm psyched about the rip drive, is no one else?
we can redirect asteroids into an enemy fleet or planet, or we could open it in a start and burn the enemy away, or as close to a black hole as we can get

>>42346971
>Send a fleet to attack the Obsidian Queen's forces in Refuge (write in)

>5 Heavy Battle Fleets
>10 Light Fleets
>5 Missile Ambush Fleets
>Many boarding swarms

>>42347091
Unless there's a terrible cost.

Like exotic matter required in its production.

Or a long cooldown time between uses of the rip drive.

Not to mention probably a big size minimum, battleships only, but that at least isn't so bad.

>>42347091
The Rip Drive is honestly hax, as hax as an Aircraft Carrier was in WW2 if my understanding of how it works is correct.

>>42347108
Well, we know it will require a void crystal to function at least.

>>42347108
it was a hole in space where anything could enter both ways
>>42347111
we already have a lot of other hax stuff and we are outnumbered so it would even the playing field

>>42347111
Great analogy, that's basically Heretic's MO in space combat

>>42347121
Nothing anywhere said that.

>the Rip Drive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6esSwCQtzP8

>>42347141
I mean, Heretic stated they were a result of combining hive tech with relics, so I just assumed he meant a void crystal by that.

>>42347161
if he meant "an embodiment of pure evil we cannot trust and have never dared to use ever since the rebellion," he would probably have said that.

>>42347080
Let's do it then.

>>42347080
Has the OQ even stationed any of her forces in Reprieve? There's nothing of any value for her there, and last I remember there was nothing going on in that system that didn't involve smoldering husks of dead ships.

>>42347175

'Relic' could very well mean that to him.

'Heretic' and 'Researcher' are synonymous, remember.

>>42346971
>Send a fleet to attack the Obsidian Queen's forces in Refuge
Seems to be the consensus.

>Send 10 Heavy Battle Fleet,10 Light Fleets, and 5 Missile Ambush Fleets

>5 missile ambush fleets to ambush them, followed soon after by 5 heavy fleets and 15 light fleets

>5 Heavy Battle Fleets, 10 Light Fleets, and 5 Missile Ambush Fleets

>Other (write in)

Just to elaborate, since you are the first queen you know of to develop dedicated surface to orbit defenses, the standard of all hives before you, as far as you are aware, is to utilize picket fleets for defense. You can expect your rival queen to be no different, meaning she does not use small patrols to bolster a planet's defense, the fleet is the planet's defense, and is much more stationary. Decoy attacks would be less effective then if they were used against other factions that rely on small patrols and defensive structures.

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>>42347263
>Send 10 Heavy Battle Fleet,10 Light Fleets, and 5 Missile Ambush Fleets

>>42347263
>Send 10 Heavy Battle Fleet,10 Light Fleets, and 5 Missile Ambush Fleets

>>42347263
>>5 Heavy Battle Fleets, 10 Light Fleets, and 5 Missile Ambush Fleets
Hold the rest in reserve in case she tries anything funny.

>>42347263
>>5 missile ambush fleets to ambush them, followed soon after by 5 heavy fleets and 15 light fleets

>>42347263
>>5 missile ambush fleets to ambush them, followed soon after by 5 heavy fleets and 15 light fleets

The entire point of an ambush fleet is to ambush it's target. Let it do that.

>>42347263
>5 missile ambush fleets to ambush them, followed soon after by 5 heavy fleets and 15 light fleets

>>42347263
>5 missile ambush fleets to ambush them, followed soon after by 5 heavy fleets and 15 light fleets

Dang, things have escalated!
Have we set the happening-o-meter to the appropriate levels?

Also a thought: Can we send a covert ops team to hit planetside while the spaceships wage space war?

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Rolled 100 (1d100)

EERR WE GO, FOORRR MOTHER
>>42347263
>Send 10 Heavy Battle Fleet,10 Light Fleets, and 5 Missile Ambush Fleets

>>42347355
can this count?

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>>42347349
>>42347355

>>42345822
>"Commandant Zadornov, sir, it's an honor." He replies.

>"Is the rest of the board sure of this?"
>"We were unanimous. The deliberation did not take long." He says.

Wait. Commandant?

How many goddang different random ass titles are there on the Admiralty Council that aren't actually Admiral?

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>>42347355

>>42347263
>Send 10 Heavy Battle Fleet,10 Light Fleets, and 5 Missile Ambush Fleets
>>42347355
The dice have spoken you sinners

>>42347355
Nice premature rolljaculation.

>>42347355
t-thanks

>>42347357
or was low good?

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>>42347355

>>42347355

...can this count for SOMETHING?!

It's FOR MOTHER, even!

>>42347355
Fuck off retard.

>>42347366
All of the titles.

Also Zadornov is a surname of a comedian that was popular some time ago so I'm picturing the commandant as him and it's hilarious.

>>42347366
Maybe black ops or research division

>>42347301

>5 missile ambush fleets to ambush them, followed soon after by 5 heavy fleets and 15 light fleets

This sounds like a solid plan. Overwhelming firepower against the OQ's forces present, while keeping a sizable force in reserve.

>>42347263
>>Send 10 Heavy Battle Fleet,10 Light Fleets, and 5 Missile Ambush Fleets

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>>42347355
I got dubs and a 100, This is probably the best post I'v ever made.

>>42347413
Too bad that 100 is completely worthless.

>>42347355
>55
>100
this has to count for something, it ain't every day a nat 100 is rolled

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>>42347413
If only it came at the right time. If this is another space battle where we roll a nat 1, you'll be as bad as fluff.

>>42347263

Looks like it's about tied. Fortunately, this vote seems to be open to compromise.

>5 missile ambush fleets to ambush them, followed soon after by 10 Heavy Battle Fleets, and 15 light fleets

>Y
>N
>Other

>>42347355
Just a bit early, but I like your enthusiasm!

>>42347390
I am unfamiliar with him.

>>42347425
Y

>>42347425
>Y

>>42347425
Y

>>42347425
Y

>>42347425
>Y

>I am unfamiliar with him.
Yeah, I figured it'd be a coincidence. I just find it funny anyway.

>>42347425
>Just a bit early
Hello Darkness my old friend this is what true sadness feels like.

>Y

>>42347425
>>Y

>>42347425
Y

>>42347355
Fuck you

>>42347462
Nah, Your just a faggot, Shut up and play.

>>42347425
>>Y
Let's do thing for Mother boys

>>42347468
He said, being just as bad and not shutting up.

>>42347479
No point in arguing, Your still a faggot, Lets both shut up.

>>42347502
That's a different anon.

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>>42347425
>5 missile ambush fleets to ambush them, followed soon after by 10 Heavy Battle Fleets, and 15 light fleets

Your fleets gather themselves and prepare to deploy. Your space churns from the activity and a wave of excitement rolls over your hive.


(5x) Carrier Battlecruiser
(50x) Ambush Missile Cruiser
(250x) Vanguard Frigate
(500x) Ambush Missile Corvette
Blink in and attack first

(40) Heavy Fleet Battlecruiser
(60) Heavy Fleet Cruiser
(120) Heavy Fleet Frigate
Hangar Space each (1 Shuttles/3 Fighters)
(160) Heavy Fleet Corvette
(30) Patrol Corvette
Fighter: (360) Heavy Fleet Fighter
Shuttle: (120) Heavy Gunboat

(900) Light Fleet Frigate
(225) Light Fleet Cruiser

Your pod counts the enemy forces. While you cannot make a full count of the patrolling craft drifting through the entire system, blinking in and out with supplies periodically, the bulk of the defensive fleet itself consists of a single Hive ship, flanked by four cruiser and sixteen frigates, with fifty or more corvettes and an untold number of swarm drones.

(1) Obsidian Hive ship
(4) Cruisers
(16) Frigates
(>50) Corvettes

Cont.

>>42347394
Good guess. This is correct, actually.

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>42347612
>and a wave of excitement rolls over your hive
KILL THING FOR MOTHER

>>42347612
Should we contact Unity and Heretic and see if they wanna get in on some OQ beatdown?

STOP ROLLING BEFORE HE CALLS FOR IT JESUS DAMN

>>42347623
HOLD YE HORSES.
The Call of Rolly haven't been sounded yet, don't bleed our luck dry prematurely!

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>42347612

>>42347646
OH COME ON

>two wasted 100s
I hate you guys so much.

>>42347646
YOU LITTLE CUNT YOU

>>42347646
Stop wasting 100s dammit

Rolled 51 (1d100)

This is the part where we roll a 1 and die horrible right?

AHAHAHA I'M DYING GUYS

MY DICE DID THAT

>>42347646
WHADDID I TELL YE
WE'LL PROBABLY ROLL TEN ONES DURING THE FIGHT

>>42347612
Also bring some warriors, heavy's, wasp and sniffers on board

We have achieved overkill

Wonder if she will send ships to reinforce that fleet or write them off

>>42347646
Omfg seriously

>>42347646
You are such a motherfucker.

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>42347666
Satan is displeases but this waste of 100's

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>>42347646

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>>42347646
NO STOP FUCK

>>42347681
Then you stop rolling too. Wait until he asks.

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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>42347425
>>42347646

>>42347646
For fucks sake man
This has to count for something

>>42347705
all our high rolls

now were going to roll a fucking 1
watch

>>42347705
IM FUCKING DONE

>>42347705
YOU FUCK
STOP THE FUCKING DICE

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>>42347612
The system is rimmed by a thick reflective debris field that hampers sensor data and impedes navigation. The giant fractured chunks and collections of ship parts creates a twisting gyre of gravitation, impeding any attempt to blink directly into the system. The strange properties of the debris field makes for an obvious defense, but it will impede approaching reinforcements in the same way, forcing them to risk missing their blink destination, or blinking outside the rim and moving in under sub-light speeds.

It will be a cage match, for better or worse.

Your pod's location within the gyre should help your calculations, but there is still a chance of your fleet missing the mark. By comparison, if your fleet enters the system through the debris field you may loose some of the element of surprise, but you your ships are sure to arrive, and will be able to engage at long range with speed on their side.

>Have your ambush fleets attempt to blink directly on top of the enemy fleet while your other fleets close in from long range
>Have your entire armada attempt to blink into close range of the enemy fleet
>Have your entire armada move in from long range
>Other (write in)

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>>42347705
>>42347646
>>42347355

Please, stop rolling, please. The dice gods are just laughing at us. We'll probably roll tripple 1's in the fight now. Thanks.

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>>42347705
My rage is a living thing now

>>42347713
>Have your entire armada attempt to blink into close range of the enemy fleet

Rolled 95 (1d100)

GOD EMPEROR GUIDE MY DICE!
>>42347713
>Have your ambush fleets attempt to blink directly on top of the enemy fleet while your other fleets close in from long range

>>42347713
>Have your ambush fleets attempt to blink directly on top of the enemy fleet while your other fleets close in from long range
Break up their formation.

>>42347729
YOU FUCKER STOP

>>42347729
WHHHYYYY

>>42347705
Kill yourself my man

>>42347713
>Have your ambush fleets attempt to blink directly on top of the enemy fleet while your other fleets close in from long range

>>42347713
>Have your ambush fleets attempt to blink directly on top of the enemy fleet while your other fleets close in from long range

Also...
>>42347729
FUCK YOU!

>>42347713
>>Have your ambush fleets attempt to blink directly on top of the enemy fleet while your other fleets close in from long range

>>42347355
>>42347646
>>42347705
>>42347729
WHY

>>42347729
You piece of shit.

>>42347713
>Have your ambush fleets attempt to blink directly on top of the enemy fleet while your other fleets close in from long range

I am losing my mind with all these wasted high rolls

>>42347729
Are you fucking retarded?

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>>42347729
I'm fucking crying, holy shit.

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>>42347713
>Have your ambush fleets attempt to blink directly on top of the enemy fleet while your other fleets close in from long range

Please roll 1 d100, best of 3 to blink your first wave into weapons range.

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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>42347729
It must be an anomaly. You can't get this many high rolls in a row on /tg/, you just cannot.

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>42347781
And now we get the 1's.

>>42347784
HOLY SHIT

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>42347781
For Mother

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>42347781
For Mother!

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>>42347784
And just like that, all was made well.

>>42347781
QD for the love of my sanity count >>42347784

>>42347781
This one counts right?>>42347784

>>42347784
I'M SO CONFUSED!

>>42347784
Wh-
But-
DAMN!

>>42347781
>>42347784
QD PLEASE MAKE THIS COUNT

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>>42347784

>>42347781

I am on bended virtual knee PLEASE let >>42347784
count.

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>>42347784
My god.

Writing.

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>42347781
FOR MOTHER

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>>42347815
EVERYTHING'S ON FIRE

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THE GOD EMPEROR SMILES APON THIS THREAD, PURGE THE XENOS CARRY ON

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>>42347815

I'm scared.

>>42347815
You are a gracious and honorable QM, and you will be revered for all time.

>>42347815
Yaaaay it counts!

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>this fucking thread
>these fucking rolls

Rolled 72 (1d100)

Triple 100's. What the actual fuck. QM, pp-please. Let this count for something.

>>42347784
What the fuck?

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>>42347815

>>42347822
We ARE the xenos in this thread. Get fucked, corpse god.

>>42347838
Your skin is leaking, it is clearly defective, human.

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>>42347784
>>42347784
>>42347784

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>>42347815
I don't even care anymore, i'm giggling uncontrollably

>>42347815
The Obsidian Queen just cannot catch a fucking break with us.

She is gonna be SO salty.

This is the best thread in months ain't it TG?

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I kinda wish Unity and Heretic were here to watch this. Maybe patch them in through the network to give them a show

>>42347863
>Pop in
>"Hi, bitch!"
>Blow her entire force to kingdom come in seconds.
>Get allied queen/thinker, throw the deuces, warp out.
>"Bye, bitch!"
>Enjoy the sweet, sweet sounds of impotent rage echo throughout the galaxy like it was a fine wine.

>>42347872
i should be studying for university but no
here i am
dancing on the floor because a cat rolled 100

You guys know the odds of 3 100's in a row is literally 1,000,000 to 1. Holy shit.

>>42347872
You have no idea, still giggling.

>>42347863
Might as well just call her the Nigger Salt queen

>>42347860
This thread been nuts today
first the union panic
then commonwealth shadowrunning
and now we get this
fuck man
im not sure my heart can take this hype

i'm literally can not even into'ing right now

>>42347904
Get another one.

>>42347885
Can we do this?
Please?
Please please please

>>42347904
Why the fuck would we show them our battle capability openly. This has to be a troll no one is actually this stupid right?

>>42347933
Click the wrong post there?

We should probly be careful from here on.
Luck once given can be taken away.

>>42347933
Anon it's three hours after 2AM you can't expect smart thinking your demands are ridiculous.

Rolled 78 (1d100)

TG, My chest hurts from this thread, Like seriously, I just want to say I lov you guys, and also hate you all. Fuck it I might as well roll too.

>>42347933
Were you clicking here?
>>42347885

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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>42347951
nice rolling fagot

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>42347951
MEDIOCRE

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>42347951
>>42347975
So basically our next genuinely important roll is three nat 1's, calling it.

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>42347975
>>42347976
BITCHES

>>42347975
>>42347976

NO YOU ARE THE MEDIOCRE ONES!

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>42347951
>>42347975
>>42347976
>>42347985
>>42347986
Our high rolls have finally been exhausted.

At least we got one to matter.

>>42347958
And if so, they must be the retard. Why wouldn't we show them? They're our closest/only allies we have against the Obsidian Queen

We rolled all the high rolls out.

Rolled 79 (1d100)

Can we get another 100?

DO THING FOR MOTHER!

>>42347951
Several anons nearly suffered cardiac arrest this thread, I think we can stop rolling when not called for now.

>>42347933
>>42347958
Unity and Heretic are our closest allies. Any military capabilities are going to be shown and listed whenever we actually get to wrecking shit together with them. This is just a neat preview of some tricks we have.

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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>42347987
>not even rolling

Rolled 4 (1d100)

DICE PANIC

This is the thread where /tg/ has officially lost it's mind. Congratulations QD you broke us.

and I love it.

>>42348013
It appears our blessing has passed

FOR THE RNG

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>42348013
>>42348008
>>42347997
>>42347993
>>42347986
>>42347985
>>42347976
MEDIOCRE

>>42348022
It is a sad and fated day.

Rolled 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 = 10 (10d1)

>>42348027

Rolled 35 (1d100)

For Mother!

Rolled 53 (1d100)

That's it.

Any more rolls needed this thread will royally fuck us.

Rolled 83 (1d100)

Keep the dice flowing TG, never stop...

Rolled 11, 16 = 27 (2d100)

>>42348014
You have no idea how wide my grin is currently stretching.

For that, I'm rolling TWO dice.

>>42348000
They must've thought I meant the Union when I said Unity.

Rolled 26 (1d100)

Praise the Void Gods

Rolled 43 (1d100)

For the other mother!

Okay at this point all you're doing is pushing the thread closer to auto sage. Our auto high rolls are over, no point in cluttering thread with mediocre rolls.

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>42348045
It seems that our good fortune has passed.

>>42347958
Yes

Yeah, let's not auto-sage the thread.

Rolled 21 (1d100)

GAS THE SQUIDS

>>42348014
>This is the thread where /tg/ has officially lost it's mind. Congratulations QD you broke us.
Look man, HQQ is incredibly awesome, but if you want the sheer crit rolling insanity, go read Evo Quest and Ogre Civ Quest in the archives.

>>42348068
Yeah Blorp was just cursed

You guys do know that even with this successful opening she's just going to port over her peeps from the nearest systems right? IIRC, we already knew she keeps reserve forces for conflicts close to important areas to counterstrike sudden issues, like this one.

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>42348053
We can make new thread for mother!

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>>42348057
You're not very bright are you?

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>>42348088
brotha

>>42348078
Yes, but considering the debris in the system this is fine. Any reinforcements have to coem from afar and we can work with this. Especially since we're brinding in so many ships.
And consider how close Drift is, we can call in Heretic and he'll be in within like a minute. Same for Unity tbh.

>>42348088
>>42348098
I love these

>>42348078
>she's just going to port over her peeps from the nearest systems right?

Not as much as you'd think.
>the fleet is the planet's defense, and is much more stationary. Decoy attacks would be less effective

Remember.

Since there is no distinction between this being a decoy attack and the real attack, since if you could tell the difference it wouldn't be a very good decoy, the amount of reinforcements sent is not going to be overwhelming.

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>>42347994
Actually thinks showing anyone more then necessary about our military capabilities and tactics is smart.
You sir are a full blown moron and should kill yourself at the earliest possibility. Pic related.

>>42348000
Station change as do allies. Every bit of Intel they can get on our military is potentially deadly in the future.

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>>42348104
That is why I said we should patch them in. They have personal beefs with the OQ same as us.

Heretic since she's a crystal fuckpuppet and Unity because she was a bad neighbor

Not that we'll need either, like, it's not as if we didn't bring enough ponies to the rodeo guys. We have no less than 2,150 ships and 480 smallcraft in system.

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>>42348133

>>42348081
See first half of this post yah dumb cunt>>42348133

>>42348088
>>42348098
Where are these from?

>>42348133
>You sir are a full blown moron
Right
Up
Yours.

>>42348158
Adventure Time.

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>>42347781
Your pod can hardly contain itself. A passing corvette moves close to investigate the whispers of excitement and overwhelming joy. The pod vibrates with anticipation as your fleet charges their drives.

A star appears within the system, for just a moment. The vibrant radiation of your fleet of over eight hundred ships is enough to scorch several shuttles, their hulls evaporating into clouds of particulate and ash in less than an instant.

"Kill! Kill all the things for Mother!" They shout, forgetting your training regarding their volume. It reverberates over the system, and for a moment, the enemy fleet is confused. For a moment.

In the next moment, a wall of ferrous slugs and directed energy slams into the nearest ships like a super nova ripping through a solar sail. You hear an echo of their minds begin to register the events unfolding, and their hulls are torn open and scattered as shrapnel. The space behind the first salvo is filled with swarm drones. They swerve through the scattering debris like expanding tendrils feeling through the debris for survivors. You feel their thoughts racing with blood lust as they eviscerate the enemy swarms and vent the hulls of surviving ships.

A mist of blood fills your view, and your ships continue their charge. A corvette is evaporated in an instant as it fails in its attempt to put down flak against your swarms, the ships it was charged to protect disappearing beneath a carpet of swarm fighters like a wounded animal in a piranha feeding frenzy. They turn away and accelerate to the next ship, leaving a smoldering husk behind.

cont.

>>42348164
>>42348133
>>42348155
Shhh, shhhhh, no shitposting now.
Now is time for space wars.

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>>42348133
I don't even know where to start

>>42348177
>They shout, forgetting your training regarding their volume.
Well technically, to really fool OQ, we should have non-cloaked ships that are already visible to her NOT whisper...

>>42348177
Fucking cartoon piranha drones holy shit

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>>42348177
>"Kill! Kill all the things for Mother!"
I love our children so very, very much.

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There are lot of happenings going on
Someone hold me

>>42348177
Now the thing is, the Hive Ship or any capitals is almost definitely, absolutely, going to have an advanced relay of the OQ's onboard.

With the boarding swarms we sent, this may be our chance to jam one.

Let's see how far one crit carries us. We'll still have to roll again to reach the heart of a 6 kilometer capital ship while disabling its blink drive.

Thinking about it, we haven't been actively violent in a minute, have we?

This must be cathartic as hell.

>>42348144
You are an imbecile.

>>42348164
>>42348181
ITT faggot with no comprehension of strategy or consequences to idiotic actions.

>>42348226
> going to have an advanced relay of the OQ's onboard.

NOW WE CAN TORMENT HER WITH MESSAGES

>>42348236
I actually agree with you but you're not helping.

>>42348250
We must begin the shitpost to out-do all other shitposts in the hive's recorded history

>>42348236
Anon shut up. I don't even know what you're trying to argue about but all you're doing now is shitposting. Just forget about or stop calling people names and let the thread happen.

>>42348250
>"Sup, auntie? You mad?"

>>42348236
Buddy
Friend
Let me learn you a thing.

Unity and Heretic are perhaps the ONLY two factions that will not betray us for their own ends. Their ends are completely lined up with ours.

Unity is just as big a research junkie as us and the Research shall never end

We gave Heretic meaning again. We brought back the race of its creators to give them a chance at redemption.

Please sit your ass down and shut the fuck up

>>42348273
This guy is right, that other guy is wrong, and also a pretentious nigger who doesn't understand the power of friendship and science.

PEACE

>>42348284
Now you're just shitposting as hard as he is.

>>42348273
A fucking Men

>>42348226
Maybe QD will be benign and merciful and will deign, in respect for the legitimately rolled 100, to let the past rolled 100's count for something positive. We can only hope.

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>>42348301
>>42348301
>>42348301

>>42348177
Our children are bloodthirsty as fuck.

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>>42348177
Your feel the minds of the enemy begin to organize from their disorientation, and the ships begin to fall back together around the Hive ship. It fires its railgun, and a slug the size of a gunship is sent meters from the hull of one of your battlecruisers and cutting a clean swath through the debris. The slug detonates against the front half of a frigate's wreckage, erupting into a white hot ball of superheated plasma. It dims slowly behind your fleet, casting a crimson radiance over the battle as corvettes silently vanish into ripples of light in the darkness.

The enemy fleet regroups, and the Hive ship begins launching its own drones. Clouds of swarmers swirling over its hull like an ablative shield. It fires again, and the blow glances your lead ship, ricocheting off the edges of your Battlecruiser's shield. It dips by several kilometers, knocking off its aim as its own railgun slugs fly wide into the void of space. Its companions open their own volley, and pockmarks of white hot luminescence cascade over the Hive ship as impacts equivalent to atomic weapons ripple over its armor, glittering against the ebbing light of the setting star.

Enemy casualties:
3 Cruisers
12 Frigates
44 Corvettes

Your casualties:
None

>Launch all missiles
>Move in and attempt to disable to Hive ship to board
>Continue to attack as the rest of your fleet closes in

>>42348314
Were bloodthirsty as fuck
Where do you think they get it from
Its just so hard for us to let loose you know?

>>42348226
Wait, BOARDING A HIVESHIP?
Well first we need to disable it's blink drive, while making sure to beat back any counter-attack OQ makes on this system or any of our other systems.

>>42348314
>am drone
>am kill things for mother
>life is good
>am told to not kill pink things for mother
>life is hard

>>42348325
>Move in and attempt to disable to Hive ship to board

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>42348325
>Move in and attempt to disable to Hive ship to board

>>42348325
>Your casualties:
>None
dayum

>Launch ALL the missiles

>>42348337
But, but why anon?

>>42348325
>Continue to attack as the rest of your fleet closes in
The reason we are here is for whoever on the planet remember guys

>>42348325
>>Move in and attempt to disable to Hive ship to board
We're doing this shit, let's go.

>>42348325
>>Continue to attack as the rest of your fleet closes in

>>42348325
>>Move in and attempt to disable to Hive ship to board
>>Continue to attack as the rest of your fleet closes in
Take out it's escorts while keeping our capitals away from the Hiveship's line of fire.
Save the missiles for when the inevitable counterattack comes.

>>42348337
That was probably our last high roll, anon.

>>42348337
....I will take that as a sign of the dice god's vote on the matter.

>>42348325
>Continue to attack as the rest of your fleet closes in
We need to knock the wind out of them before we try to board.

>>42348325
>>Launch all missiles
>>Move in and attempt to disable to Hive ship to board

They went from
>>42347612
(1) Obsidian Hive ship
(4) Cruisers
(16) Frigates
(>50) Corvettes

>>42348325
1 hive ship
1 cruiser
4 frigates
who knows how many corvettes

The Drones did good

>>42348393
and also like 6~ corvettes, but yeah, we just scoped 69 ships in moments.

>>42348337
Time to get us that Quantum Relay.

>>42348325

>>Continue to attack as the rest of your fleet closes in

Enemy reinforcements will be incoming. We have no reason to believe we can get away with boarding a hive ship. Remember, we're hear to rescue a friendly queen and her forces. Maybe if we roll another 100 (or 3) it will turn out this is the OQ's personal flagship and that if we destroy it she dies. I doubt it though.

>>42348325
>Move in and attempt to disable to Hive ship to board
>Continue to attack as the rest of your fleet closes in

Try to disable Hive ship to stop it from escaping, then finish the enemy fleet and only later board.

>>42348376
Would agree, but we need to make sure the valuable target won't escape..I am not sure but would it be possible to refit the captured ship? Or atleast save in cost to rebuild one...because we seriously need hive ship.

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>>42348410
>Quantum

>>42348412
>>42348413
I figure the best thing we can take from this hive ship is maybe some void shards

Sure is a lot of trolls and/or retards rolling and spazzing out about dice.

I mean that was amazing and all. But really. Hitting bump limit in like 2 hours.

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>42348451
for mother

>>42348325
>Move in and attempt to disable to Hive ship to board

Your ships adjust their targets, and your smaller support ships begin to close in to mop up the remaining craft while your larger ships target the Hive ship's drive wings.

Please roll 1d100, best of 3 to attempt to disable the Hive ship.

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>42348462

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>42348462
For Mother!

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>42348462
HWG

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>42348462
>>42348470
Always bet on mother.

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>42348462
For Mother

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>>42348479

>>42348479
Of thank mother you are fourth

But punish yourself

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>>42348479
DIDNT USE THE RALLYING CRY 'FOR MOTHER'

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS

>>42348479
Oh thank christ you were slow

>>42348470
Close
>>42348479
TOO CLOSE

>>42348479
You just lost

>>42348479
Well that was nervewracking.

This thread is archived right

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>>42348479

>>42348479
YOU DUD WARCRY WRONG

>>42348530
Always

>>42348462
Will you continue from this thread if page 10 too early?