>>42501442
Male

>>42501442
>>Gender?
Male

>>42501489
>>42501492

That's two for male. Male it is.

Now how about a name and description.

>Hair color and style?
>Build?
>anything else you want to add

>>42501534
Dwayne Carter
6'3
Brown hair
Brown Skin

>>42501534
BLONDE HAIR
BLUE EYES

>>42501534
Brock
Blonde hair
Average height, kinda skinny
Looks kinda creepy but he's a nice guy

>>42501633
Come on lads, I don't know why but I have a good feeling about blonde so I'll put my vote behind this.
>>42501630
This was me

>>42501609
>>42501630
>>42501633
>>42501657

Alright, lets combine these.

>Brock Carter
>Blonde Hair
>Blue Eyes
>Average height, kinda skinny
>Looks kinda creepy but he's a nice guy

Writing now

>>42501736

You are Brock Carter, 6'3" and thin as a rail. People have always found you creepy, but you have a good heart. You came to Gotham for college.

"Boss said to look for some skinny kid living here. You got it so dark in there I almost couldn't recognize you. Damn if you ain't a tall one though."

You find this funny coming from the giant outside.

"Boss said to give this to you."

You know the kinds of things that go on in Gotham. And you know what a clown in Gotham means. Your heart is racing.

"C'mon kid I ain't got all night. You gonna let me in or what?"

What do you do?

>invite the big man in and take the box
>take the box
>call for help
>write in

>>42501845
>invite the big man in and take the box

>>42501845
>invite the big man in and take the box
We /trusting/ now

>>42501845
>>invite the big man in and take the box
why are we on the Joker's radar, this is shady man.

>>42501845
>>invite the big man in and take the box
Want some coffee?

>>42501865
>>42501891
>>42501894
>>42501902
>invite the big man in and take the box

>>42501939
I know where this is going....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TrZFxhrPUI

>>42501939
>invite the big man in and take the box

"Uh...yeah, sure. Come on in." You move and let the giant sqeeze into your apartment. Most of your things are still in boxes, but the couch is clear enough to sit on. He does not sit down.

"About time..." He pulls the door shut behind him and fastens the locks. There's no easy way out now, except the fire escape. You doubt you could escape the giant in this tiny room though.

"Now. The box." He pushes the box at you, and goes on to check the rest of your apartment, closing window shades and making sure you're alone.

You sit on the couch, and slowly undo the ribbon on the green box...

>>42501902
>This

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>>42502043

>>42502083
well gg anons see you next time I guess.

>>42502138
Nah, this is are in into the crimefighting scene.

>>42502083
Are we die.

>>42502317
Start laughing

>>42502317
>>[swear]
The actual fuck?

>>42502083

You're dead. You can't feel your extremities. Your heart has stopped. You just blew yourself up letting a 7 foot tall clown into your house in Gotham fucking City.

"THE HELL?!" The clown thunders into the room waving an oversized revolver, as confetti falls all around you. The clown relaxes and scowls. You still think you are dead.

He motions at you with his gun. "Alright chief get a move on. I ain't got all night." He walks over to you. Inside the box are a bow-tie, a set of chattering teeth (still chattering away,) and a folded sheet of paper that seems to have a lipstick kiss on it.

You pick up the note, and unfold it. Written in red grease are three lines:

>WHATS MINE IS YOURS
>-MR.J
>HA HA HA

The big man seems visibly upset upon seeing it. "Aw hell. C'mon..." He takes the note, reading it to himself over and over, looking at it upside down and backwards, as if trying to find some secret meaning. Finally he sighs, and hands the slip back to you.

"The Boss is dead chief. Looks like you're the new Joker."

Oh hell.


What do you do?
>?????
>?!?!?!
>[swear]
>(Write In)

>>42502344
>>?????
laugh? surely this is a joke. i thought we were dead for sure

>>42502344
>[swear]
The actual fuck

>>42502317
>?????

>>42502344
>swear
U fokken won m8

>>42502344
>so what do I own now

>>42502369
>>42502373
>These

>>42502333
>>42502339
>>42502369
>>42502373
>>42502386
>>42502396


Sorry, I forgot my trip the first time.

>??????
>[swear]: "The actual fuck?"
>[swear]: "U fockin wot m8?"
>Start laughing

>>42502424
> Laugh like a goddamn maniac

>>42502344
>Laugh
This is clearly a strange, and somewhat poorly executed joke. Almost definitely not sent by the ACTUAL joker.
Also, ya gotta fit the character.

>>42502424
>>[swear]: "The actual fuck?"
Then start laughing
This is actually crazy

>>42502424
Do it all

>>42502424
>[swear]: "The actual fuck?"
>so what do I own now

>>42502424
>[swear]: "The actual fuck?"

>>42502451 here.
Just linking
>Laugh
to >>42502424

>>42502424
>Start laughing
A worried laugh
>This some kind of joke, right?
>Am I being tricked into being a lackey or something?

>>42502611
>The boss never jokes ar- wait... Shit.

>>42502424
>>42502444
>>42502407

You can barely decide what to do. You're mind is racing. You might pass out.

"What the actual fuck."

You start laughing. You laugh like a fucking madman. You laugh until you can barely breath. You don't know why, you just don't know what else to do.

The clown looks on, still scowling. "Yeah, looks like you got that part down already."

Gradually you come back to your senses as reality takes hold again. The terror you felt when the clown first came to your door is back. How deep have you gotten yourself in? Is there a way out?

All you manage to muster it to ask meekly, "So...what exactly do I own?"

"Everything," says the clown. " The gang. The base. Contacts. Weapona. Hyenas. A roomful of chemicals. Some suits. I don't know what the hell you did kid but you fell ass backwards into runnin' half this town," he catches himself for a second, before finishing up with "...Boss."

"I suppose you'll be wanting to see the base now? We'll want to get this taken care of before dawn."

What do you do?

>Ask the man questions (write in)
>Go see the base

>>42502682
>>Go see the base
Just follow him quietly, question our sanity right now.

>>42502682
>Go see the base

>Ask the man questions
So, you probably don't know, but when I get there the Joker's not gonna pop out and shoot me, right?

>>42502682
>Go see the base
So you don't have any idea why he chose me? What was Joker doing before he disappeared or died or whatever?

>>42502682
>Ask the man questions
Did something happen to the last guy?

>>42502705
this

>>42502682
>>Ask the man questions (Ask about the bigshots in the gang, ask about weapons and suits. finally, ask about rivals and threats to the gang.)
>>Go see the base

>>42502700
>>42502705
>>42502713
>>42502723
>>42502753
>>42502791

Writing

So.

Do we get Harleen as well?

Because I'm on board for this.

>>42502890
One of the first rules of bro "Don't stick your dick in crazy."

>>42502918
I agree or at least with harleen

>>42502918
Screw the rules we're a gang lord now. plus it might be interesting having a quest protag with crazy instead of the usual stuff.

>>42502977
I'd be lying if I said that wouldn't be fun, but we need to work up to it. We didn't start crazy

>>42502977
Let's unite all the Anti-Batmen and then dress them up as Batman and stop him from preventing other Gotham villains.

While we commit other crimes when he's busy.

>>42503034
I meant sticking dick in crazy but yeah that does sound fun now that you mention it.

>>42502807

You still feel like you're in a daze. You simply nod and follow the clown, locking your door as you've done a hundred times before. You wonder if you'll ever be back.

A junked up old volkswagen is parked on the street, so beaten and rusty you can barely tell what color it used to be.

He opens the passenger door for you, and you climb inside. He goes around to the driver's seat and sqeezes in, his shoulders touching the ceiling. You can feel the little car bottom out when he gets inside.

He begins to drive through your fashionable college neighborhood towards Old Gotham.

Regaining a bit of composure, you begin asking questions.

"...am I going to be killed when I get there?"

"Ah geez kid, nobody's gonna kill you. You're the boss now. Whether we like it or not." He grits his teeth. "One thing you learn under Mr.J is to never question leadership. Things go sour real fast when you do."

"Besides, the Boss never stayed dead for long. Nobody wants to risk being on his bad side when he comes back." Your heart sinks at this part.

"What happend to the Joker? The last Joker, I mean?"

"Tangle with Bats," says the clown. "Don't know the details myself." You've heard of Gotham's Bat Man. Some urban legend the people tell. Or a vigilante, no one is sure. "There's a real Batman?"

The clown just laughs.

(Cont)

>>42502807
Can you add something like
"If I'm your boss go ahead and strip to your boxers and wear your pants on your head" somewhere along those lines.

>>42503124

"What about the other gang members? Who are they? Will they give me any trouble?"

"We got a lot of street guys. They won't give you any trouble. Probably won't even notice; you got the right build. The inner circle might be a little more trouble."

"There's Top Hat. Real jackass. Handles finances. He's always been eyeing power. Watch your back with him. And Lefty and Righty, the twins. Share a brain cell between them. They just follow orders."

"Then there's Knock, he leads the street gangers. Good with guns. Bad with authority."

"And Dottie. Watch it with her. She's a real hardass. Mean as a snake but loyal to the end. Can't say the same about Holly. If she smells fresh meat she'll come running. Never trust Holly."


"And you?" You ask.

"Dwayne. I do what the Boss says. And the Boss said you're the Boss."


"...Dwayne?," you ask. "No nickname?"

He looks over at you. "That is my nickname." You decide to drop the sublject.

(Cont)

>>42503409

"You mentioned suits. What about those?"

He seems puzzled. "There's some green ones and some purple ones. They'll probably fit you, I guess."


You think better of it, but you can't help but ask. "What about the...the girl that was always with the Joker?"

He laughs out loud. "Harley's otherwise engaged at the moment kid. Hasn't run with us for the last year." He stops laughing, and a sharp tone comes into his voice. "Watch it with dames kid. Especially now that you're the Boss."

You're passing through the worst part of Gotham; the part they warned you not to go to in school. Broken glass litters the street.

"If...if I'm really the Boss now, could I tell you to strip to your boxers and wear your pants on your head?"

Dwayne seems taken aback, before he lets out a low chuckle. "This thing IS my underwear kid. Free moving and breezy, just how I like it."

You are sorry you asked.
The car has arrived at the outskirts of town now, and is pulling in to an abandoned amusement park. The sagging roofs and faded paint of the buildings make everything look like it's melting into the dark of the early morning. A broken one-eyed statue of a clown is looking down at you.

"Alright kid, we're here. We're headed to the funhouse."

>>42503677

As the giant clown leads you through the dilapidated amusement park, you feel as though you're walking through a nightmare. He leads you into the fun house, through a maze of mirrors which he must have memorized, down a flight of creaking stairs, and into a huge hollowed-out warehouse. Bits of broken statuary, costumes, boxes of moldy prizes, and replacement machinery for rides sits in piles, along with boxes of chemicals and piles of guns.

Those are probably new.

In one corner, a pair of fat men in identical costumes sit on a sagging couch watching cartoons, while a girl in a clown outfit with an eye patch sits nearby, cleaning a gun and smoking a cigarrete. The overfilled ashtray indicates this has been going on for quite a while.

In another corner, an african american man in whiteface, oversized trousers, and suspenders is sitting on a table. When Dwayne leads you into the room, his eyes turn to him, then you, and he begins to angrily come towards you. He seems to be drawing his gun.

"The fuck is this? The fuck are you doing?"

Quick! What do you do?
>write in

>>42503895
Draw Dwayne's gun or ask him for it and cap that bitch right in the patellum.

>>42503895
What, don't recognize your boss?

>>42503895
Hide behind dwayne while screaming "Dwayne, disarm him, that's an order!"

>>42503895
Your boss gave dwayne a box with some teeth and a letter in it. Apparently the letter says I'm your new boss.

>>42503895
Spit in his eye, punch him in the throat, take gun, trip him and then "that any way to greet the new joker?"

>>42503895

>>42503979

>>42503979
>>42504050
Guys really, we were jut freaking out about this, at least let the crazy build up before we start doing shit like this.

>>42503895
"You tell them. No way they'd believe it from my lips"

>>42504070
Come on, we got to exert authority and power. Can't have the goons stepping up, remember the 48 laws of power. That's the only thing these folks understand.

>>42503979
>>42503983
>>42504038
>>42504039
>>42504050


Possible choices are:

>draw Dwayne's gun and try to shoot
>attempt extreme violence while insisting you're the new boss
>insist you're the new boss
>hide behind Dwayne and squeal like a girl

>>42504141
Or >>42504113
>"You tell them. No way they'd believe it from my lips"

>>42504141
>draw Dwayne's gun and try to shoot

>>42504141
Tell a knock knock joke to assert power!

>>42504141
>>insist you're the new boss
Explain it carefully and let Dwayne say his piece as well.

>>42504141
>"You tell them. No way they'd believe it from my lips"
Guess I could calm my murder boner.

>>42504141
>>insist you're the new boss

on second thought i'd rather delay the violence till we get some training from Dottie. sounds like she knows how to and the Loyalty is best til we can handle knock in loyalty and learn guns from him

>>42504154
This.

Writing now

>>42504166
Something like this, not quite a knock knock though.
>Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone in the street?
>He was hit by the truck...
Then just laugh uproariously.

>>42504154
I like this

>>42504141
>draw Dwayne's gun and try to shoot
Since OP thought I meant squeal like a bitch>hide behind Dwayne and squeal like a girl
Suprises me the the MC changed that quick.

>>42504219
Seems like we're trying to hard to be the old joker.

>>42503895

"Knock Knock."

You couldn't catch yourself. The words simply fell out of your mouth.

The man with the gun flinches for a second. "Who's there?"

Everyone is staring at you. Even the two fat clowns have looked away from their cartoons.

You swallow. "Your new boss?"


Silence. The noise from the TV seems almost deafening.

>>42504268
Yeah.... we have to keep up the image though, there have been previous Jokers and we have big shoes to fill.

>>42504303
I laughed.
That was good.

>>42504141
>insist you're the new boss

>>42504333
>and we have big shoes to fill.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDY5liXjM3c

>>42504303

"...Dwayne? What's this about?" Asks the girl.


The man in front of you looks you dead in the eye.

"Your new boss... Who?"

You open the box you've been holding since you left your house, and hand the man the slip of paper. As soon as he sees the lipstick print, his hand drops from his gun.

He looks at Dwayne, shock and defeat in his eyes.

Dwayne sighs. "Boss's orders, Knock. Meet the new Joker."

What do you do now?
>write in


QM Note: I have to step out for a bit. I'll be back in a few to continue,

>>42504482
Welp get their names and try not to get killed in the process.

>>42504482
Sooo hahaha? I got nothing.

>>42504482
>write in

Get to know everyone, see what sort of business we're supposed to look after (like how the gang gets its funding).

>>42504482
>You got something on your shirt

>Flick his nose

Then snap our fingers and ask status report.

....make it snappy.

>>42504482
Now I need lists, names, and such. Anyplace where the previous Joker kept records or such I need to see now, and names of you all and specialties?

>>42504482
Introductions and a quick rundown of how things go around here .

Maybe talk to Dottie and Knock afterword

>>42504482
>What are we majoring in? Please say drama or psychology. . . If so this "All right boys and girls back to bussiness, give me a minute to get my face and then we'll think of what kinda show to put on tonight!" keep a strong sarcastic front and smile sadisticly we need to keep the act up otherwise we might get knocked off.

>>42504632
* face on is what I meant to say

I hope my room in Arkham is comfy.

What's our relationship to the rogue gallery?

Can we order pizza and not pay?

>>42504663
>Can we order pizza and not pay?
Always an option, when you have superior firepower.

>>42504534
>>42504536
>>42504548
>>42504572
>>42504615
>>42504620
>>42504632
>>42504654
>>42504663

Alright, let me get started writing.

>>42504632
We Can rely on the twins, dwayne and dottie for protection till we get better at gang leading.

>>42504761
Really we just met them so no we can't trust any of them. Would you really trust your life with a bunch of gangsters you just met? I sure as hell wouldn't.

>>42504863
They'll follow the jokers orders and apparently he wants us to be the boss

>>42504863
Dwayne said they're reliable.
knock might swing either way but the only one i see being a real problem is Top Hat

>>42504917
So when do we break out the joker venom?

We're going to need to learn how to make it.

>>42504962
We could probably scout out some scientist to add to our gangs bigshots that could look into that.

>>42504962
I'm sure there's a stockpile somewhere

>>42504482

The tension has lessened, but one thing is very clear: these people are uncomfortable with your presence. A stranger, and a young one at that, has just walked in and declared himself leader of a street gang. On the night of their former boss's apparent death.

Any other time, its likely you would not have made it out of this room alive. You still aren't 100% sure you will.

"I guess some introductions are in order, right? A status report?"

The man in front of you looks disgusted. "Knock." He says nothing else, and shoves his way past you and up the stairs.

The girl lights another cigarette, her red lipstick smearing on it. Her eye patch is bright yellow with a smiley face on it. "Dottie." She takes a deep draw. "I hurt people. These two are Lefty and Righty. Don't ask me which is which." The twins have gone back to their cartoons.

"Most of the gang doesn't know the Boss is dead, so you're in luck there."

"The old boss," pipes in Dwayne.

"The old Boss," repeats Dottie. "The only ones who know are those of us at the top. That little stunt with Knock definitely didn't make you any friends, but he won't move against you now. He's probably gone off to think."

"You took him by surprise. That's a big deal in this gang," says Dwayne. "Just try to work on your jokes next time."

"There is a problem though," says Dottie. "The gang's finances are in Top Hat's hands, which means you gotta go through him to get money. Until he's under your thumb, this gang isn't going to be in your control."

"So what about gang operations? What do we control?" You ask.

"A couple smaller street gangs pay up to us, and most of the businesses on the edge of town give us a cut," says Dwayne.

"Through Top Hat." says Dottie.

(Cont)

>>42505200

"So how does the gang operate?"

Dottie doesn't hesitate. "Fear." Another drag on her cigarette. "The street gangers make the money, and the Boss at the top attracts the heat. He makes us visible. Makes people scared. A normal person might pay up to a banger with a gun, but everybody pays up to a man who might gas a whole city block on a whim."

Dwayne interjects, "The gang worked around the Boss, see? The Boss doesn't run day to day ops, but the whole gang hinges on him. And now it hinges on you."

Dottie stands up, her gun fully assembled. "This has been fun, but I'm going to see if I can find Knock. Before he makes things worse. Most of the gang's lying low tonight. Good luck kid. You're gonna need it." She heads on up the stairs.

"Most of us crash here," says Dwayne. "Boss has his own room. Tomorrow we're gonna get you looking presentable."

(cont)

Oh god OP this is cool already, let's fucking do this.

I'm going for the 'this is my true calling' thing. You know, walking through life never really feeling like we fit in anywhere, etc. Dream job shit here. Slow descent into semi-madness. I'm hype, OP. Let's fucking do this.

>>42505462
I agree anon. Hype is hyped.

>>42505492
It's not hype is hyped. It's maximum over-hype.

We could still be a good guy to if we wanted by fighting other gangs for control of the city.

>>42505535
Jokester then?

I'm hyped for when we eventually become a considerably larger blip on batman's radar. I mean, trying to escape him is hard, killing him is also just as hard.

>>42505535
That's interesting. A corrupted sense of justice? Not batman-style, of course. But maybe.

But truly good is overrated.

>>42505423

Dwayne leads you through the halls into a bedroom. The room looks like a 1950's dad's bedroom, but all done up in green and purple. Even his bedroom is a joke.

Dwayne shuts the door behind you. For the first time you're alone with your thoughts. This morning you were a college aged slacker, working on a Psychology degree. Now you are Gotham's most wanted man.

You lie on top of the bed, and finally fall asleep.

>NOON THE NEXT DAY

There's a knock on the door, and you wake with a start. You hope the previous night's adventures were a nightmare until you see the green and purple room around you.

Damn.

Dwayne pops your door open, Dottie following behind him, shutting and locking the door behind her. "Wake up sunshine. We gotta get you prepped for the day."

The two immediately get to work, Dottie dumping out a filthy bag of makeup, Dwayne opening the closets and drawers and piling suits and clothing onto the bed.

"Pick something out. We gotta get you out there."

>Time to get dressed! How should our Joker dress?

>>42501442
Use the word quest in your subject so this is easy to filter away. Thanks

>>42505717
> Green and purple.

>>42505717
Only idea is that whatever we wear it should be in Dark purple and Crimson red

>>42505717
Green and purple suit.

Mime make up in same colors.

Is our guy more of a snazzy dresser? I could imagine something like a Victorian style outfit, but I'll leave myself out of this.

>>42505717
The usual wear with a hint of purple and green here and there. Maybe khaki pants with some green shoes and purple shirt?

>>42505717
Whatever suit you guys want.

I'm voting for getting a joke-esque mask instead of makeup, although we'd have to ease the underlings into that shit. And a stylish hat. We need a stylish hat.

>>42505717
A purple waistcoat, a green dress shirt, stick a yellow flower in the lapel that shoots acid. Strap for an oversized revolver so that it's quite visible on the chest, but it's a gag revolver. Have a hidden gun assassin's creed style hidden under the sleeves of the coat. Striped Purple dress pants, fancy shoes, and a tiny hat that's actually a bomb. Same makeup.

>>42505717
Dress up like Brandon Lee's The Crow

>This has been my Halloween costume since the movie.

>>42505717
I guess we go for the classic look for now? Maybe throw in a wide brimmed hat and a stylized gas mask?

>>42505200
>>42505423
>>42505717
Smiley, what happened to your trip?

Are there any limits to this, OP? Is it just clothing, or can we do something like this guy >>42505834

>>42505852
I vote for a hat, at least. Everything else I don't really care about, as long as it sets us a little apart from the original.

>>42505717
Purple slacks, green dress shirt with rolled up sleeves and suspenders. And gloves.

>>42505876

Oops, sorry.

>>42505717 was real.

>>42505923
+1 for gloves

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>>42505839
I like the makeup for that, I could go with that theme. Sample, for anyone who wishes it.

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>>42506003
Slightly better angle.

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>>42505749
>>42505756
>>42505773
>>42505776
>>42505782
>>42505783
>>42505834
>>42505839
>>42505852
>>42505878
>>42505923

Alright, calling it.

>purple waistcoat and slacks
>suspenders
>green shirt
>stylish hat
>stylized gas mask as required

Writing

>>42506029
>purple waistcoat and slacks

We need one of two things:
A)big red nose
B)Groucho glasses

>>42506029
>stylized gas mask as required

>>42506062
I'd go with the second. Although, having a gasmask with that on it would be neat.

>>42506051
>>42506073

That wasn't a vote, sorry. It's all of those things.

>>42506095
I'd be down for that being the stylization of the gas mask.

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>>42506179
Oh no, sounds like Batsy's having a heart attack!

We have got to compare ourselves to Herpes when Batman asks who we are.

>>42506179
Okay. So here's how we handle the bat.

We kidnap Bruce Wayne, lead daily planet reporter Clark Kent to a trap and force him to write our ransom to Gotham P.D. and they will contact Batman.

When they meet, we ambush them and throw rocks at them! Leaving Kent's body with the evidence.

Full proof.

>>42506245
"Herpes? Or is it Hercules?"

I can see it now

>>42506266
I don't see any way this could go wrong.
And I bet a pansy trust-fund child like Bruce wouldn't even put up a fight!

>>42506266
Sarcasm aside, I don't think we're gonna even come close to handling the bat. I'm thinking we just give him impossible situations. Save this woman or catch me, come after me and a hundred die from this bomb, etc, etc.

>>42506266
Hooray for metagaming

>>42506303
We can try to handle robin the girl wonder.

>>42506322
Joker can see past the fourth wall too.

Just not as blatant as Deadpool, Ambush Bug or She Hulk.

>>42506303
>"So, bats, you've caught me. Unfortunately, in two minutes an entire bank vault full of people is about to get gassed. To defuse the explosives wired to the inside of the vault to keep anyone from opening it, I would have to get to my 'Off' button located on the roof. Of course, if you aren't there to open the vault door, it won't really matter, will it?"

>>42506303
We could try and have him ally with us. we keep the violence to gangs and away from regular people .

I don't know enough about batman to know if he'd fall for that.

>>42506322
Funnily enough, it's meta-gaming in spite of itself.
"Hey guys, let's do this thing that would get us killed"

>>42506363
The best part, it's a complete lie. He probably knows it, too, but he can't risk it. So he goes anyways.

Even better, the explosives are just gags.

>>42506333
We have to use this line sometime.

>>42506364
He'd only ally if we were fighting an evil bigger than both of us, and only if we insisted, I'd think. Or roped him into it, somehow.

>>42506333
Pretty sure we can handle a few of the knock-offs just fine, honestly. But the big man is a little different. Separating them should be the way to go.

>>42506392
While he saves them and figures they're fake we actually kill someone just for the giggles.

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>>42505717
>>42506029

You quickly toss off yesterday's pants and shirt and begin to pull your costume together. You grab a pair of purple slacks and a green shirt, and pull a matching purple waistcoat over it, a pair of suspenders still attached. You finish it off with the bowtie from the box from last night.

"Alright, c'mere." Dottie motions to you, and quickly gets to work. "Nothing we can do about the hair today. We'll have to dye it later." She pulls your hair tightly into knot with a rubber band. "Just grab a hat on the way out."

She opens a filthy jar of white greasepaint and smears it between her hands, rubbing it over your face and across your neck. She finishes up with a smear of red greasepaint across your mouth.

"Alright," she sighs. "It'll have to do."

You grab a hat and look in the mirror. Grinning back is a face you've seen on TV many times, generally accompanied by a death toll. You put your hat on.

"Wait, one more thing." Dwayne attaches a flower to your lapel, and puts a small pump in the front pocket. "Acid. Just in case. For god's sake don't squeeze the damn thing unless you have to."

"This is crazy," says Dottie, wiping the grease from her hands on an old rag.


"Crazy's what we do," you say.

You unlock the door, and three of you head out into the central room.

>>42506469
Gas mask?

>>42506562
Probably gonna come in the next post.

We need to slick back our startlingly green hair once we get it dyed.

>>42506562
Why though? Let's save it for when we actually need to wear it

>>42506603
Establish we're the Jokerz now.

Put on the mask and gas anyone who disagrees.

>>42506714
We just got this gig. We are still sane at the moment. Give the insanity some time to grow.

>>42506740
This quest is gonna die after thread 2 or 3 anyways, might as well have some fun with it.

>>42506740
As much as I wanna go full crazy darth vader, I agree with this guy. Full-on 'I'm different when I put on the mask' can come later.

Should we make the gang dress classy but with some clownish aspects like the nose or dyed hair, the color of the suits and such purple and green of course.

>>42506469
In the main hall, the twins are back in their corner. About twelve gangers in various degrees of clown livery are milling about, and Knock is back in his corner.

Knock seems visibly upset by your presence.

"Well, morning, BOSS." The meaning of his words are lost on the others in the room. Dwayne shoots him a look, and he shrinks back a bit.

"Alright boss, what's on the agenda for tonight?" asks Dwayne. "After last night's...losses, it might me a good idea to hit somewhere to make sure no one gets any ideas."

You know Dwayne is giving you an in, and a chance to get your feet wet.

>What do you do?

>Terrorist attack?
>Smash and grab crime?
>Some kind of stunt?

Elaborate a bit, but Dwayne and Dottie can probably guide you once you've presented an idea. Just remember, it's about 2:00PM, and you want to do it tonight- you've not got a lot of prep time.

>>42506770

Why do you say that?

>>42506790
Sounds expensive. Dress pants covered in purple paint with white shirts and some suspenders, probably some facepaint too, would work okay. Just my opinion, though.

>>42506795
>Some kind of stunt?
>Smash and grab crime?

A bit of both, maybe? Show that the Joker is still in town, in a sense, and also get some cash as well.

>>42506818
We could paint a gasmask on town hall. Or gas somewhere. Anywhere.

There is only the mask, now.

>>42506795
>>Smash and grab crime?
>>Some kind of stunt?
I like the way this guy thinks>>42506818

>>42506795
Break out at Arkham and Blackgate.

Recruitment time boys!

>>42506795
Go to a police station and replace all their guns with fake guns. Then, rob a house a few buildings over and kill all the cops that come to get us.

>>42506858
Not a bad idea, but needs planning.

>>42506795
>"Actually, a better idea. Top Hat, if you had to grade our gang's success over the last month, what would you give it?"

We will take the letter grade, make a video saying we're either proud (if they got an A) or disappointed (if they got a B or less) and then say we'll commit a proportionate crime. If it's an F-, God help them all, we're taking car bombs, dolling them up to look like police cruisers and swapping them out with actual cruisers.

>>42506848
just saying, the gas mask is a shitty emblem for the joker

>>42506795
>Smash and grab crime?
Big bank robbery

>>42506714
Fuck that.
I've been rewatching BotF. The Jokerz were a bloody disappointment.

>>42506795
>>Smash and grab crime?
>>Some kind of stunt?
Por que no los dos? Use the stunt, possibly a series of explosives planted throughout Gotham in high traffic areas, as a distraction. Blow our way into wherever we rob at the same time as the third round of detonations. End goal is to have all the wreckage give Gotham a great big smile from above. With our target being the nose.

>>42506795
>>Terrorist attack?
>>Smash and grab crime?

City wide robberys everywhere and spread apart at the same time with some sort of Terrorist attack at some landmark. So it distracts all the police away so all our soldiers get away easily.

plus makes a lot of cash without top hat

>>42506876
More Scarecrow to me.

>>42506795
The announcement of a new crucible and it shall be the jokers crucible.
>Some kind of stunt?
>Terrorist attack?
Hijack the television airways and do a little skit of playing doctor or magic show with the mayor of Gotham or someone important. While that's happening free some key players out of prison for a favor or just to join the gang.

eventually we're gonna have to get our own Joker look.

>>42506921
this is amazing, god damn.
do this.

>>42506921
>>42506970
Even better, have the doctor rez us, to show that the big joke's back in town.

>>42506815
Something like that, a classy look with some clown accessories.

>>42506921
Pretty sure consensus won't be achieved otherwise, so changing my vote from
>>42506863
to this.

I was hoping we could do our own Joker thing instead of trying to follow in our predecessors footsteps. More Violent and practical with a bit of the old joker magic

>>42506992
Take a doctor hostage, convince him to pretend to save us, and then kill him by "operating" on him.

>>42507021
>we will never just be the classy as almighty fuck joker
this is depressing.

>>42507027
> operate
You mean stab, right?

>>42507027
>Can't find this doc's funny bone anywhere!

>>42507048
>No wonder he didn't laugh at my jokes!

>>42507048
>>42507068
>I thought you guys were all about the humors!

>>42507107
> Well, you know what they say, doc!
> Pull apple out of pocket
> Beat doc down with apple
> Once out of frame, start stabbing
> Stand up, walk to camera
> Looks like it works, folks!

>>42507107
>You know, I've always found the upper arm to be QUITE humerus.

>>42507150
>Smack the doc around with his own arm. "Quit hitting yourself!"

So, there any consensus? I'm for the new medical drama, but that's me.

>>42506921
I voted for this

>>42507186
>Holds up his arm and leg

Well. This is what he charged for his patients. Karma really got him on this one.

>>42506921
This prety much, have our men do the prison escape while we're live.

>>42506818
>>42506852
>>42506863
>>42506872
>>42506906
>>42506910
>>42506913
>>42506921

A number of ideas race through your mind. "Tell me, Top Hat," you ask. "How would you rate our gang's performance in the last few months?"

The gang looks confused. Knock smirks. "Top Hat's not here, Boss. He had other things to do."

Damn.

Dwayne jumps in, "Yeah, well, we'll do something about him and Holly later."

You think back to some of the film classes you've taken, and some of the things you'd seen on the news about the old Joker.

"Visibility is key. Where do we stand on TV broadcasting?" A smile crosses Dottie's face. "I'll get Spike on the line."

"And what about the rest of us?" says Knock.

"I'm thinking...explosions. Explosions and cops."

The gangers begin whooping and cheering, ready to blow up some cops. Knock looks disappointed, and Dwayne gives you subtle bump on the back with his fists.

It seems you did good. Now to get ready for our broadcast.

>>42507287
>seconding

>>42507330
Sounds like we're casting. So, magic show or medical drama? I still like the latter, but we can still use the governor or a especially dutiful judge.

I'm all for blowing arkham tho

>>42506814
Because QM's writing style is familiar to another QM that gets a quest going for two or three threads and then he promptly makes a new quest and forgets about the previous one.

>>42507482
Well I hope that's not the case because this quest is fun so far.

>>42507527
I like this quest to

Give Knock a dose of venom and Hugo strange's monster serum and we can turn him into..

>Knock Out!

>>42507482
Now that you say it, he does remind me of a couple QM's that make shitty quests that die a couple threads in.

>>42507482
Sounds like a shitty thing to do. If this QM quits, I'd be for taking up the quest in his stead, although I've never run a quest before.

>>42507482
As long as it ain't Turboteddy, I'm happy.

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>>42507330

Using your fancy college degree, you start writing up a quick skit. "Boss, this is real tight scheduling for this," says Dwayne. "At least you'll get Knock out and occupied. Going up against the cops will let the street guys burn off some steam."

But you've got more on your mind than that. Top Hat, Knock, and Holly all think the Boss is dead. You want to send them a message.

You hear someone coming down the stairs; it's Dottie, accompanied by a fat kid in messy clown makeup. He can't be more than sixteen, and he's carrying a McDonald's cup in his hand. Apparently he made Dottie take him through a drive-thru on the way.

"So you're the new J-Man, ey slim? Word," says then fat kid. You look to Dottie. She sighs. "This is Spike. He handles the gang's tech. He also keeps a line out for rumors, and has a bad habit of learning things he shouldn't." She elbows him in the gut, "And he can't keep his damn mouth shut."

She leads Spike into a back room of the base, and you and Dwayne follow. Inside the room is a large computer setup and a small improvised television studio. Spike flops into the desk chair in front of the computer, and starts tapping away at some keys. The studio light switch on.

"Transmitter's up on the roller coaster. I can jack in to any of the local stations from here. I can do full spectrum with some prep time," the fat kid smirks, "but local's the best I can do tonight Boss."

"It'll have to do. Alright, Dwayne. Get me...some costumes."

>>42507742
Who?

>>42507482
>>42507693
>>42507742
Sorry, I've never run a quest before.

>>42507697
I'll keep that in mind.

>>42507800
Well don't quit on us!

>>42507800
Don't use me as an excuse to quit, Smiles. I've got faith in ya. It's fun so far.

>>42507800
You have the same name as another QM by the by

>>42507777
>Fat sixteen year old as our tech guy
We made it boys.

>>42507836
Funny how they're running a quest at the same time.

>>42507788
You might be able to find him in the archives.
Short of it, though: shit QM who constantly forced his magical realm, and only went for 3 threads MAX.

>>42507800
Don't apologize. Some of my favorite quests have been that QMs first.

>>42507917
Link? I'm still lost as to who you're talking about.

>>42507917
Have to agree, there.

But hot damn am I ready to channel my inner Joker.

>>42507956

Question is, is our MC ready to? Is everyone an animal underneath just needing to put on a mask to unleash it?

I don't care if this is a one or two off. I'm going to have fun with it while it lasts.

>>42508002
>is our MC ready to?

I hope he tries a few times, fails, and then gets pushed to the breaking point by someone whom he then murders.

GM should make a twitter for quest times and news.

>>42507951
Turns out I lied, 4 threads.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=Sister+and+chaos+gods

>>42507777
Gawddamn I laughed me ass off at that pic. More than I should have at least.

>>42508002
Well all we really know is that he's q psych major who moved to Gotham for school, for all we know he could be a psychopath with several skeletons in his closet.

>>42508072
Ugh. Just reading the descriptions make me cringe.

>>42507836
Sorry, I'll fix it.

>>42507777

Lights, camera, action!

All across Gotham, people tuning in to the local news find themselves watching a pair of doctors in clown makeup operating on a covered patient.

A seven foot doctor is rigid as a bone-he might even be trembling. He mumbles his lines like a child in a school play, and stared directly into the camera. "Um...uh...s..scalp...el"


The female doctor in a yellow eyepatch, however, is doing her best impression of a soap opera nurse. "Doctor!," she cries, the back of her hand on her forehead, smearing red blood across her face. "We're loosing him!" She grabs two handfuls of the hulking doctor's smock. "What will we do? WHAT WILL WE DO!?" She falls backwards, trying to achieve some approximation of sobbing.

For weeks after, the people of Gotham argue over who was the worse actor.

The figure on the table bolts upright, and pulls the sheet from his face. A familiar red and white grin adorns the face of Gotham's Televisions once again.

(cont)

>>42508102
I get what you mean. Remember when he started laughing when he became the new boss. The insanity slowly dripping out. Eventually the faucet will turn on its own.

>>42508102
He could just be a separate personality the Joker made for himself. He's done it before

>>42508136

"How are ya, Gotham?" You swing your legs off the table.

"It's your old pal, The Joker! Now, I'm gonna level with you folks. Old Mr.J, he's not been feeling so well recently. A bit under the weather, you might say."

"But thanks to Gotham's finest doctors," you edge in to the camera, and mock-whisper, "not to mention a very generous health plan..."

You jump up. "I'm back on my feet again and ready to welcome my adoring public! So to celebrate my new Funnybone transplant, I've set up some fireworks for all you lovely people out there!

"Have fun, boys! HA HA HA HA HA HA!"

>CUT

>>42508278
We're a little to young for that I'd think.

>>42508331
>HA HA HA HA HA HA!"

I kept hearing Krusty the Clown's laugh when I read this.

>>42508331
So what exactly are we blowing up? Or, you know, shooting actual fireworks at?

>>42508404
>Explosions and Cops
Cop cars, Police Stations, and Arkham Asylum are all possibilities.

>>42508404
RPGs count as fireworks, right?

>>42508404
The prison, I thought that was a plan, gain a few favors and more men?

>>42508331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgWf_vETKMQ

>>42508444
What about claymores and C4?

>>42508331
10/10, best quest ever, NEVER STOP. YOU BELONG TO US NOW.

>Face to face with Bats

>He knows we're not the real deal

>Asks us why he went along with it

At first it was to keep them from killing me. Wait it out until the real one came back. Then I realized I enjoyed it, the power, the madness.

You don't protect this city, or its citizens. This all one big joke to you.

Well guess what. I'm the punch line.

>>42508449
Sounds good to me, although bats would probably try and stop anything too major.

>>42508444
Of course! Just more complicated bottle rockets, right?

>>42508469
Your post gave me the idea of mines in cakes or pies. By extension, you're responsible.

>>42508504
>At first it was to keep them from killing me. Wait it out until the real one came back. Then I realized I enjoyed it, the power, the madness.

I'd rather if we say: "Didn't want anyone to kill me, so I went along with it until the real guy came back, but this has gotten pretty fun, actually."

>>42508516
>mines in cakes or pies
I find it hard to believe the joker hasn't done this before.

>>42508331

All around Gotham, the Joker's gang and those related begin setting off small clusters of cheap pipe bombs and explosives, all targeting police vehicles. Soon other gangs and lowlives join in with looting. It's too chaotic for the riots to last more than a few hours, but the cost to the Gotham PD is significant.

More importantly, you've sent a message to the other gang leaders. You've announced to the other gang leaders that you are the new Joker, and that both Dottie and Dwayne are on your side. And that you are capable of leading the gang.

You've claimed the mantle of the Joker. Now you have to protect it.


>Elsewhere in Gotham, a man sits alone inside his office. A playback of the pirate signal from earlier is playing back on the screen.
>The man steeples his fingers. "It isn't him..."
You exit the little studio with Dwayne and Dottie. Spike is still fiddling with his PC. Dwayne is pulling off his doctor's costume. "Look, I just don't do well with public speaking, okay?"


"Well, you still managed to put on quite a show." A thin man in a multicolored mess of a mock-Victorian outfit is sitting on the couch in the main room.

"Top Hat. Finally decided to show up?" says Dottie.

"I just thought I'd come pay my respects to..." He looks you up and down, "...the new boss."


>what do you do?

>>42508587
Ask for a letter grade about the gang. Also was the acting that bad? Who was the worst?

We gotta keep this guy in check. He is vital so we have to treat him like it, or this city will drill us another asshole.

>>42508587
>>42508587
throw acid at him and laugh like a maniac

then throw some sodium hydroxide on his wounds and ask him why he's so salty about the new boss

I'm just kidding this is not a real vote

>>42508587
Batman knows I'm not the real deal.

We should play that up.

>Dress up innocent hostages as Jokers!

>>42508587
>what do you do?

Laugh, ask what took him so long, and ask what the funds are like.

>>42508587
Smile then put your arm around his shoulder and say "I have a vision for the future and we're the rulers of this future, we're going to have a blast! HAHAHahaha"

>>42508677
Think more creatively anon!

> Dress up hostages as the Joker
> Hide among them
> Have the Bat try to pick us out
> Blow people's heads off with pre-locked explosive collars as time ticks down

>>42508734
why not implant them with explosives?
Actually why not both, and then after he releases them and fixes the collar problem, the implant bombs still go off!
Surprise surprise!

>>42508587
>"Great! Now, every month I want you to give me a rundown on how we're doing in every department. Sales, public opinion, all that jazz, and crunch it all down into a simple letter grade. Dottie, you'll be doing a letter grade for our side of things. Obedience in the group, general mood, fear, how many get caught taking a bigger cut than they should, and you'll give me a letter grade. And, at the end of the month, I'll come up with a little something to show them both EXACTLY how I feel about their grades. Be honest now, Toppie. Dottie's gonna be grading you, too."

>>42508803
I really like this

>>42508761
Add acid

>>42508803
Yes! This MAN, right here. This needs to be the submission!

>>42508803
>>42508630
Why are we so obsessed with the letter grade, again? The boss was running the thing yesterday, so I assume it wasn't awful.

>>42508587
Seconding
>>42508803

Writing

>>42508834
LSD bombs?
LSD bombs

>>42508895
That might be a bit too Scarecrow

>>42508895
Actually, just joker-chem injectors would work.

>>42508865
It runs on fear, it'll tell Gotham that we are willing to back off if things go well for us, it'll keep people the fuck in line when they have a goal to aspire to and they KNOW they're being judged on their performance.

>>42508895
Actually, this might work.

We just send a letter to the news and call it 'Free Sample Day' after dumping a bunch of LSD into the water supply. It can be a 'Reward' for Gotham getting an A on their month.

>>42508951
We can change out the reward each month.

I claim 'Bring your pet to work day'. We raid a graveyard the night before and dump a bunch of human bones in a dog park.

>>42509045
Nah, we want it to be something that can at least be spun as good, and maybe isn't too cheap on our end.

Maybe leave pamphlets all over town telling people how to make their own pipe bomb.

>>42509098
Nail bomb, more indiscriminate, more human suffering. It's IRA time boyo

>>42509124
Swap out everyone's tax returns with letter bombs.

>>42509174
No, not tax returns. Their tax forms, swap them out for letter bombs when they're in transit to the IRA.

>>42508587

"Tell me Top Hat, what do you think about our gang's current finances? How's our income? Our expenses?"

"I think someone such as yourself might be better off leaving such things to those who understand them...Boss. The finances of an organization like ours can be quite complex; a snap decision could have dire consequences. I can tell you with great certainty, however, that the outlook quite dire."

"...Right. Well, Top Hat, I have a vision for this town's future. You are vital to this organization, and I think you have a place in this future," you say.

"Of course. I have no question of my place in the future of this organization."

"Then you should have no problem providing me with rundowns of each departments' financial outlook. I need incoming and outgoing expenses, income, and financial projections each month going forward. Dottie will be providing me with reports on personnel. Including yourself, of course."

For the first time, you see his grin fall. He quickly composes himself. "Of course. Boss." The venom in the word is clear.

"Well, this has been...most informative, but now that I have paid my respects, I simply must get started on your reports. Boss." Top Hat turns his back to you and begins to leave.

You interrupt him one last time. "One more thing, Topper. What did you think of our acting?"

He turns back to you and smiles, showing teeth too perfect and straight for a simple gangster. "I think, unfortunately, that the three of you were miscast in your roles." He walks up the stairs into the darkness.

(cont)

>>42509300
>"An honest chap. Knows how to speak his mind without getting himself killed for it. I can see why the Old J kept him around."

>>42509300
>I KNEW Dwayne should have been the nurse!
>Anyways, any chance we could get an explosive chip or some bullshit implanted into his head? A fail safe would be nice.

>>42509404
I'll second the Dwayne comment.

>>42509457
Same

Damn, captcha, that's the third or fourth time I've selected oranges.

>>42509404
I'll third the Dwayne comment

>>42509404

I second both of those things, I don't think we're going to be able to get this guy to like us so fear will probably have to do

>>42509300

"Dick," says Dwayne. "Went better than I expected though. You've got him on his toes, boss. Otherwise he wouldn't have shown up."

"I'll give Knock a call," says Dottie. "See what the street situation is like before I crash. You did good tonight, Boss. That was quick thinking. But just remember: the gangs all run through Knock, not me. You want your reports you need him on your side. Or..." She stops herself. "Alright, later." She hurries up the stairs.

"Well.." says Dwayne, "It's a start. One thing though, Boss... Could someone else go on TV next time"?

What do you do now?
>Ask questions to Dwayne (write in)
>ask questions to Spike (write in)
>Head to bed
>begin preparing for tomorrow

>>42509538
>>begin preparing for tomorrow
Plan everything out. Everything

>>42509538
>>begin preparing for tomorrow
We need pamphlets dwayne lots and lots of pamphlets.

>>42509538

Dwayne, my friend, you've got a smile that needs the silver screen. But I will consider it if you can find yourself an understudy to replace you.

>>42509373
Seconding this. It's good to be open-minded. And those who aren't open minded, well, We Can Change That.

>>42509538
>"Hey, Spike. Top Hat makes a move and Dottie doesn't catch it, I'll pay you to tell me. And not in money, if ya want something else. You game?"
>Ask Dwayne, "So, Dwayne, tell me about Bats. How does he normally operate? Is he gonna hunt me down for this or am I cool until I make a move?"

>>42509404
This is beautiful. Pity it wasn't a vote.

>>42509538
>>begin preparing for tomorrow
Get the preparation out of the way as soon as we can. We need our beauty sleep to face our adoring public.

>>42509538
>begin preparing for tomorrow

>>42509607
Seconding those questions.

Also, prepare. Always, always prepare.

>>42509538
>begin preparing for tomorrow
The show must go on

Writing

>>42509538
>Begin preparing for tomorrow.
We need pamphlets, Dwayne. How many printers do you think we can get running? Also, if you aren't gonna be my acting buddy, then congrats! You've been promoted to director! And also still actor if you can't find yourself a replacement. Oh, and Spike. I need you to make me a time bomb with a remote detonator, but the detonator needs to be an off switch, not an on switch.

The tv anon idea here, for the next idea it should be a game show and they will play deadly games like a race full of mines with cops vs traitors, thought?

>>42509923
I like. But have the cops be dirty ones.

>>42509923
We should call it Joker's Happy Hour.

>>42509538

You head back into the studio. Spike is still sitting at the computer system. Though you aren't sure what he's doing with his strings of console commands, one of the six screens is clearly running a Matrix-inspired screensaver. Apparently Spike has been pretending to do more work than he actually does. The McDonalds cup is long since emptied, and the fat kid has since moved on to a case of Mountain Dew stored under the desk.

You sign. At least it's green.

"Spike, I need you to keep tabs on Top Hat. If he even thinks about making a move I want to know about it. And if he tries to skip town, I want to know BEFORE. I'll get you whatever you whatever."

"Word Big J. How about you have Big D go to the gates and grab my pizza? They should beep in in a few"

This fat mother of fuck ordered pizza to your secret hideout. God DAMN.

"Alright, 'Big S'." The fat kid starts laughing like a maniac and goes back to whatever he was doing. You head back to the main area.

"He ordered pizza again didn't he? You know they have a special pizza guy to drive out here? Have to pay him double." You nod to Dwayne wearily.

"Tell me about Batman. How does he operate? Will he be after me now?"

Dwayne looks uncomfortable. "Truth be told, nobody knows how Bats operates. But he's always gonna be after you. Tonight, though? Nah. Aside from the broadcast, it was too much of a distributed attack. We'll check reports and see if he picked off any of the gang members, but I think we're safe. For now."

"Good. We've got time to plan then. And this time we'll have more than a few hours."

A buzzer sounds, and Dwayne sighs. As he heads to the gates to pick up the pizza, you head back to The Joker's...no, YOUR bedroom with a few sheets of paper, and begin planning.
>Vote
>it's time to design our next scheme.

>How many days will we prepare?
>What is our goal (Money? Visibility? Recruitment? Other?)
>what do we plan to do?

There will be another round of voting after these are chosen.

>>42510020
>How many days will we prepare?

A week or two.

>What is our goal (Money? Visibility? Recruitment? Other?)

Money.

>what do we plan to do?

I dunno.

Jewelry store robberies?

>>42510020
I like Joker's Happy Hour. You keep your ratings up, the fun stays minimal. You let them go down, the fun gets funner. Whatever you guys wanna do is fine with me.

>>42510020
I vote money and visibility. Have two things going of at the same time but use one of them as a bait and distaction play. This will give more work to keep top hat busy, and will have thr added benefit of being a morale booster.

>>42509923
>>42510020
Eh, maybe. I'd be more on the line of an Anatomy game show. We take two homeless schmucks off the streets and have them guess what tissue is nailed to the wall. If they guess it right, we cut it out of their opponent. If they guess wrong, we cut it out of them. Winner is the last one breathing, and they get $2k for every question they get right. At the end, we say that 'You too can get a chance to earn this kinda sweet, sweet cash. If you're down on your luck, just remember, a smile can go a long way.'

>Goal is Visibility/Recruitment.
>Spend two weeks preparing. Setting up a room away from the hideout, getting the media jack hooked up there, all that. In the meantime, keep tabs on the other gangs. The homeless folks and the fresh tissue shouldn't be too much of an issue (that rhymed, we should use it.)

>>42510020
We need to go LOUD. The Jokers back in town baby! Not even dear old Bats can put us down! But in order to properly assume the title of the Clown Prince of Crime, we need a little extra something. Something that will make the people scream out " oh dearie me, that horrible Jokers back in town! By my stars, whatever shall we do!?" The Boss need a wildcard up his sleeve, someone whose true loyalty to the Joker will never be in question. We need... Harley Quinn

>>42510131
We haven't met Holly yet...

>>42510020
I feel like the distributing nail bombs pamphlet might be a good idea.

>>42510131
She was loyal to the old Joker she may not even want anything to do with us.

Harley is gone.
been out of the gang for at least a year

>>42510020
I want to save happy hour when one of our members decides to backstab us.
>How many days will we prepare?
A few days maybe a week
>What is our goal (Money? Visibility? Recruitment? Other?)
A warning
>what do we plan to do?
Track down any greatly influence anti jokers and strap joker bombs to them and command them to steal for us bring anything useful, maybe information of the bats or other gang leaders. While that happens inject joker venom to their love ones, shouldn't of messed with joker, right?

>>42510020
>We'll need about two weeks to prepare.
>Not just Nail Bomb Pamphlets, but 'Do it Yourself Nailbomb Kits!'. We leave these boxes at schools, hospitals, orphanages, playgrounds, along bike trails, all over the place. Some kid will get curious enough to try and make their own nailbomb using the materials we so generously provide, and many more will fuck it up in the process.
>This'll give us Visibility and possibly a few recruits from kids that manage to pull it off and want to do more. "If you want to learn even more fun things you can do with stuff around the house, just go downtown and present one of the men in clown masks with this card! He'll help you get started."

>>42510224
Thats fucking twisted and I love it

>>42510020
>>42510224
It's....beautiful...

>>42510224
And then we give clown masks lined with C4 to random civvies.

>>42510206
Then we get her back! (same guy who suggested this in the first place btw) We pull a classic move and break her out of Arkham or off Deadshots sniper rifle, or wherever she is!

>>42510063
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>>42510099
>>42510100
>>42510131

>Prep time: 7 Days
>Goals: Money/Visibility
>Plan: Jewelry Store robberies

Two concurrent plans will occur; one big, loud, and impressive, and the other quiet and focused on getting an influx of cash.

>how will we break the plan down into tasks?
>what materials will be required?
>Who will handle each task? (Available: Dwayne, Knock, Dottie, and Spike. Normal gangers can also be assigned in place of or in addition to leaders.)

Bonus points for theme.


I will continue in this thread until page 11 before I start a new one.

>>42510249
No no no, we have them go looking for our guys. Of course, if you want our recruiters to not necessarily be Knock's people, C4 masks can be arranged.

>>42510224
I do second this if my Harley Quinn plan goes nowhere

>>42510261
Fuck her we can find or make our own wildcard that's madly in love with us maybe twins.

>>42510274
If this is desired it can be combined with
>>42510224

>>42510261
Point is, we don't know WHERE she is. Trust in the Harley, anon. She'll come riding back into town soon enough.

>>42510224
Problem with that is that you're giving Bats an easy route to get through to us, although if it's recruitment for pawns in our thug gallery, who won't know shit anyway, that's fine.

>>42510305
YES.