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Someone upstairs is shouting about their attempts to sleep, but in the common room it's quiet as the grave. Nobody dares say a word as the dragon stomps across the roof, its heavy footfalls sending dust spilling from the ceiling and rattling the manifold bottles of liquor and wine which line the inn's far wall.

Some of your fellow inn patrons have drawn daggers and swords, as if they intend to hack the beast to death. One man seems to have thrown himself wholeheartedly into meditation, Metal magic pouring off of him in waves. Yet others are devoting their final moments to prayer, fervently beseeching Surya to spare their wretched lives, or begging Pani to welcome them with open arms.

Darzi leans across your table, speaking in hushed tones. “You still have the Elaudian armor we recovered from that bandit's vault?”

You nod, carefully removing your cloak and laying it flat on the ground. When you rip the garment away a suit of impossibly heavy armor lays on the floor where once there had been only stone tile. It's split open diagonally across the chest, the metal melting away under its own power to reveal a silk-coated interior. Darzi is quick to slide into the suit, which fits her as if it were specifically made for her. As soon as she slides her arms into their respective holes the armor begins to seal itself off, a helmet with three diagonal eye holes forming itself from a bulge of metal around the neck.

Darzi rises from the floor with surprising grace for one in armor that heavy. Her thoughts brush against yours as she starts towards the stairwell, her message carried telepathically through the pathway afforded to you by the brooches. {I'm going to wake Profectus and Mortia, and get Chryssa's armor from our room.}

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You're left sitting at the table with Fulvia, wearing little else besides the thin silk garments you wear beneath your robes and the cloak you received so long ago as a gift from three skeletal spectators. You're not sure why the dragon hasn't already attacked, it's had plenty of opportunity and the Gods know it could tear the lot of you apart. Perhaps it's not here to raze the inn, as you'd first thought?

>Relying on the kindness of dragons seems unwise. Pull on your warlock armor while you still have the chance.
>You're feeling pretty fantastic, likely due to the effects of that potion Mortia gave you. Perhaps it's time to try on your Heavy Warlock Armor?
>Reach out to the dragon telepathically and see if you can't communicate with it. Perhaps it's merely here for a drink?
>Write-in

>>42518867
>>You're feeling pretty fantastic, likely due to the effects of that potion Mortia gave you. Perhaps it's time to try on your Heavy Warlock Armor?
>Put on the spirit Ivory ring.

Dragon no speaky Samjan.

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>>42518867
>You're feeling pretty fantastic, likely due to the effects of that potion Mortia gave you. Perhaps it's time to try on your Heavy Warlock Armor?

>>42518867
>>Relying on the kindness of dragons seems unwise. Pull on your warlock armor while you still have the chance.
No heavy armor. If we use it we will have a massive vys clot.

>>42518867
>>Relying on the kindness of dragons seems unwise. Pull on your Centurion armor while you still have the chance.

Fuck yes

>>42518867
Put on armor, try to communicate

>>42518950
We'll be fine if we use the Vys ring to drain our overcharged Vys, and we have rather large vys reserves. It takes a full hour for the armor to charge 10 vys. The spirit ivory ring can siphon off the overcharge, and the only time we ever contracted Vys overflow had us using the poultice and falling asleep in our armor. We are neither going to sleep in this suit or use a poultice.

>>42519004
We may fall unconscious as a result of this fight, though, since we'll be going all out against a dragon.

>>42518867

>Relying on the kindness of dragons seems unwise. Pull on your warlock armor while you still have the chance.
>Reach out to the dragon telepathically and see if you can't communicate with it. Perhaps it's merely here for a drink?

>>42519068
We are going all out though, since it is a dragon. We'll also have the ring to siphon excess vys in that case, and the fact that we're not high on any poultice. On one hand, we have possible vys oversaturation. On the other hand, we have possible death. I know which one is less preferable.

>>42518867
>You're feeling pretty fantastic, likely due to the effects of that potion Mortia gave you. Perhaps it's time to try on your Heavy Warlock Armor?

>>42518867
>Relying on the kindness of dragons seems unwise. Pull on your warlock armor while you still have the chance.

>>42518997
>>42518950
>>42519080
>>42519127
>Warlock armor

>>42518968
>Centurion armor.

>>42518933
>>42518916
>>42519110
>Heavy warlock armor.

>>42519080
>>42518997
>Try to talk to it.

Writin' for armoring up.

>>42519165
Are we also useing the scorpion shield??

>>42519165
Blast and damnation i was to slow...we will never get to use the Heavy Warlock armor...

Oh, hey, BQ.

Started earlier than usual.

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You start pulling out pieces of armor, strapping them to yourself haphazardly. It's while you're struggling to secure your cuirass that Darzi returns with Mortia, Chryssa, and Profectus in tow. She's wielding a short spear with an implausibly long tip, the body of the spear made of a strange crystaline material. Runes warped and distorted by time glow along the surface of the blade, utterly illegible unfortunately.

Mortia is wearing the strange green glass armor you bought for her, as well as a long bronze sword with a stone hilt carved to resemble a human skull with the blade emerging from its mouth. Disembodied heads seem to hover around her own, flickering into and out of existence. Each one is subtly different than any of the others, though they all share red skin and strange symbols carved into their foreheads. Mortia herself has forgone her armor's helmet in favor of a bright red mask with long horns extending above it, reminiscent of the ears of a rabbit. You really do wonder just what it is all of Mortia's various artifacts do, and if they're at all useful. Where does she even keep them all?

Chryssa is similarly an odd sight, though still not quite as strange as Mortia. She wears a metal cuirass draped with white silk over reinforced leather armor, which itself conceals a suit of Rhynian Technician's armor. An elaborate metal mask resembling a silver skull covers her face, and a hood conceals the rest of her head. Only her horns peek out above the cloth through holes cut in the fabric. She wields her bow for now, an arrow already notched, but a heavy bronze mace rest against her hip.

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Finally there's Profectus. Compared to your other companions he appears downright mundane. He wears a suit of Centurion's armor, the helmet raised to obscure his face almost entirely. In one hand he carries a massive shield and in the other a long sword with a heavy, curved blade. You wonder if he'll actually be any good in a fight, now that he's properly equipped?

Fulvia steps around the table to help you finish pulling on your armor, apparently tired of waiting. After finally you're fully equipped you slide your helmet over your head and secure it with a soft click. Not a moment later pain sears through the back of your neck, the muscles in your neck spasming briefly before the constant flow of vys soothes your frayed nerves. You drape your cloak over your shoulders and pull forth your Scorpion Shield and Fiendish Trident, equipped for war.

Understandably, you've drawn quite a lot of attention. The fishermen sitting a few tables over seem almost more scared of you than the dragon lying in wait on the building's roof. However, the inn keeper's wife seems made of sterner stuff, calling out to you from her position seated next to the hearth. “If you're going to fight that dragon try to lure it away from our inn first. I'm already going to have to pay to have the roof repaired, last thing I want is a wall collapsing.”

>Good idea, actually. Send Darzi out to bait the dragon since she's wearing the heaviest armor.
>Collapse the roof underneath the dragon's feat to catch it by surprise, collateral damage isn't really your concern. (3 vys).
>Now that you're heavily armed and armored, try communicating. Even though you don't speak draconic. (2 vys).
>Reach out to Zahak and try to get an idea of whether or not he can help in any way. (1 vys).
>Charge out the door to face this overgrown lizard.
>Why bother fighting, when your Shockwave Sword has 97 vys stored in its cracked gem? Sure, you'll vaporize the ceiling, but you'll at least kill the dragon too.
>Write-in

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>Now that you're heavily armed and armored, try communicating. Even though you don't speak draconic. (2 vys).

>>42519750
>Now that you're heavily armed and armored, try communicating. Even though you don't speak draconic. (2 vys).

>>42519750
Try contacting Zahak while running from inn

>>42519750
>Why bother fighting, when your Shockwave Sword has 97 vys stored in its cracked gem? Sure, you'll vaporize the ceiling, but you'll at least kill the dragon too.
This is too hilarious to not vote for.

Looks like the archive troll is back.

>>42519750
>Now that you're heavily armed and armored, try communicating. Even though you don't speak draconic. (2 vys).

>>42519750
>Now that you're heavily armed and armored, try communicating. Even though you don't speak draconic. (2 vys).
can reinforce our mind with metal first?
also use nature to help talking to it.

>>42519750
>Why bother fighting, when your Shockwave Sword has 97 vys stored in its cracked gem? Sure, you'll vaporize the ceiling, but you'll at least kill the dragon too.
And dump all of our current vys into the sword before doing so.

>>42519750
>Now that you're heavily armed and armored, try communicating. Even though you don't speak draconic. (2 vys).
>Reach out to Zahak and try to get an idea of whether or not he can help in any way. (1 vys).

>>42519750
Regardless of whatever else we do, can we also
>Reach out to Zahak and try to get an idea of whether or not he can help in any way. (1 vys).

>>42519911
>>42519893
>>42519890
>>42519867
>>42519778
>Yo nigga, da fuq you hangin' out on the roof fo?

>>42519872
>>42519911
>>42519976
>Talk to Zahak

>>42519894
>>42519878
>Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

>>42519872
>Run away!

Writin' for talking to the dragon and contacting Zahak.

>>42520004
>>Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
It's more like nuking the orbit from site, in this case.

>>42520004
can we mentally reinforce our mind with metal, and use nature to help talk first?

>>42520023
Second this. I dunno about metal but spending nature should help with getting out point across, if not our exact words.

>>42520023
I'll support this. emotions and intents seem to carry over a telepathic link, so that might help us infer the intent of the dragon or at the very least help us approximate the meanings of a word or a phrase. provided we blow a lot of vys into our thinky bits.

by the way, Soma, can we try to use the staff es well to reinforce our nature skills? I feel like results are more important than experience points right now.

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>>42520054
metal is for defense while nature is to help talking to it.

>>42520089
dragon might be pissy about it, our son hates the staff.

Rolled 10, 2, 4 = 16 (3d20)

warming up for valhalla.

ooo nicie treag sma

>>42520111
>>42520089
No staff but yes nature magic. It makes Zahak angry for reasons that an adult dragon might understand and hate us for.

Had to shoot off an email real quick. Anyway! Rooooll me 3d10 flat vs DC 18 (Base 20, +4 due to unwilling, -6 due to Draconic Telepathy) for contacting the dragon.

Rolled 6, 2, 5 = 13 (3d10)

>>42520251

Rolled 4, 10, 1 = 15 (3d10)

>>42520251

Rolled 1, 2, 10 = 13 (3d10)

>>42520251

Rolled 4, 2, 3 = 9 (3d10)

>>42520251

>>42520251
will you count the using nature idea?

Rolled 9, 8, 3 = 20 (3d10)

>>42520251
Oh boy.

>>42520266
>>42520267
>>42520272
>13, 15, 13 vs DC 18
>Severe Failure!

Spend 3 to make it a Regular Failure? 8 to make it a Regular Success? 13 to make it a Great Success?
You're currently at 58/58 in terms of vys pool.

>Don't spend
>Spend 3
>Spend 8
>Spend 13

>>42520317
>>Don't spend

>>42520317
>Don't spend
It'll be funny.

>>42520317
>Spend 13
soma wasn't there support to use other magic before the dice roll?
Wouldn't that help with this?

>>42520317
Spend 13

>>42520317
>>Don't spend

>>42520317
>13

>>42520317
>Spend 13

>>42520317
Spend 13

>>42520317
>Don't spend

>>42520317
>Spend 13

>>42520317
>>Don't spend

>>42520330
It would probably fall into the same category of a vys assisted roll/action

>>42520317
>Spend 13

>>42520317
>Don't spend

>>42520360
>>42520362
>>42520351
>>42520336
>>42520330
>>42520376
>>42520391
>Spend 13

>>42520325
>>42520328
>>42520345
>>42520373
>>42520379
>>42520407
>Don't spend

>>42520330
I actually forgot to take your bonus from Nature magic into account (You get a +2 at Vatis), so you're really only spending 7 vys rather than 13. Still getting used to the rule change regarding bonuses. They're +2, +4, +8, +12 now.

>>42520317
>>Spend 13

>>42520415
The trolls almost won.

dear god that was scary.

RIP Aethertouched Quest. We hardly knew ye[/spoiler

>>42520647
What happened? Did it get flooded with shitposters after Soma endorsed it or something?

>>42520662
QM went poof mid thread, twitter disapeared

>>42520662
>>42498308
QM left and deleted everything.

AND WE'RE BACK.

AND NOW SOMA'S GONE

>>42520927
Good. We don't need that fag around here anyways.

>>42520927
I swear it's always fucking something.

>>42520701
I wish there was a troll QM like this.
>start a quest,
>do an okay job at least,
>garner some interest,
>a couple threads in suddenly abandon ship and delete twitter to be never heard of again.
>repeat until you are a legend and every knew QM is claimed to be you

>>42520927
QUICK

COMMENCE SHITPOSTING

>>42521170
But we always shitpost though.

>>42521170
There is only shit in this place.

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>>42521170

uhh... Chryssa a shit?

>>42521170
150 threads late mate.

>>42521289
He said shitposting, anon, not stating the obvious.

SOMAAAAA

QM circle jerk is happening on twitter.

Oh yeah he should be out for his hourly class thing.

rip in piss

>>42521323
Chryssa a best, you faggot.

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You reach out to the dragon sitting on the roof, but your attempts to contact him initially fail. Your mind simply slides off of his, like water off of wax. Channeling vys, you focus your will and force your thoughts through the barrier surrounding the dragon's own mind. Before you can pose your question the dragon's own voice thunders through your skull. {Nor zara zu? Zer nahi duzu? I zen ustezko bakarrik izango da.}

You caught not a word of that. The language is hissing, nasal, and warbling. Not exactly what you'd term pleasant. {You wouldn't happen to understand Samjan, would you?} You switch to Rhynian, though it's more difficult to think in the language than simply speak it. {Or what about Rhynian?}

{Madarikatuak esklaboak.} Comes the immediate reply. It's uttered with such vehemence you're a little offended, though you've no idea what it means. Then much to your surprise the dragon actually says something you can understand. {Slaves attacked me, you give food and gold. Is fair. Come outside. We talk. }

You're not so sure about this. What if it's just luring you into a trap that it's prepared outside? Even if you don't know what it's saying you know that it's not particularly fond of you,

>Okay, fine. You'll go outside. Maybe you can convince this thing to just leave you all alone?
>Nah man, you're not giving this dragon your hard-earned gold. Pull out the Shockwave Sword and give it a swing.
>Go outside, but carefully. Bring your companions with you.
>See if you can't contact Zahak. (1 vys)
>Write-in

>>42522981
>>Write-in
NUKE HIM

>>42522981
>>Okay, fine. You'll go outside. Maybe you can convince this thing to just leave you all alone?

>>42522981
>>Go outside, but carefully. Bring your companions with you.

>>42522981
>>Go outside, but carefully. Bring your companions with you.
Lure it away from people

>>42522981
Outside but carefully, it mentioned slaves, but I'm sure ours would have reported attacking a dragon to us

>>42523072
Remember how elves were created as the dragon's slave race? It's talking about samja.

>>42522981
>Go outside, but carefully. Bring your companions with you.

>>42523105
Oh, you're right. Good call, we need to Jew this thing.

>>42522981
>Go outside, but carefully. Bring your companions with you.

>>42522981
go outside carefully and try to contact zahak, unless it'll mess with what we have with the other dragon

>>42522981
>Okay, fine. You'll go outside. Maybe you can convince this thing to just leave you all alone?
God knows how much this thing must eat.

>>42522981
>Okay, fine. You'll go outside. Maybe you can convince this thing to just leave you all alone?
We are NOT giving it any gold. We can tell the people in the in what it wants and play the mediator but we didn't attack it so we definitely are not paying gold for other people's stupidity.

>>42523160
yeah, I'm pretty curious about how much of the dragons surfacing was because of the cold and how much was because of how pissed off the mother was at us having stolen the egg.

>>42523183
>>42523023
>>42523226
>You'll play ball.

>>42523041
>>42523054
>>42523129
>>42523154
>>42523160
>You'll very carefully play ball, with all the necessary safety equipment.

>>42523003
>SWORD IT

>>42523160
>Talk to Zahak.

Writin'

>>42523072
i have a funny feeling dragons are just lizard version of samnji and consider all the lesser races thier lesser and property by right.

We could and should probably ask the cat if he can teach us dragon for the next shrine

>Nor zara zu? Zer nahi duzu? I zen ustezko bakarrik izango da
Who are you? What do you want? I was supposed to be alone.
>Madarikatuak esklaboak.
Fucking slaves.
>>42523390
what if the two dragon attacks happened because they were trying to get repayment for being attack by hunters or trying to demand that the lesser races bow down to their mighty forms.
>>42523415
honestly i would ask him to teach us all the languages he knows, runic knowledge is pretty damn valuable.
maybe we can understand void sign languge

ur all fagets

>>42523718
no u faget

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>a thursday evening a heavily drunk man stopped a car on the road between borlänge and vansbro, the man first laid himself down on the hood of the car, came down to the ground again and then opened the driver door.

>He started to strangle the 68-year old woman whom was driving the car, while Per-Anders and a couple of others had seen what was happening, he came towards the car which the lady was screaming from

>Per-Anders struck the man which was strangling the old lady twice, the man recieved a skull fracture.

>in the courtroom in sweden Per-Anders recieved a year of prison sentence and a fine of 50 thousand crones (aprox 5000 euro) to the man which was strangling the woman

>Lawyer Christer Söderberg says that people which are upset with the sentence are very silly, that no person should take the law in their own hands


Reminder, if you live in sweden or visit sweden, if you ever defend yourself, you're going to prison.
>>42523718
nope, but this bitch is http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-34118482/

>>42523762
SWEDEN
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>>42523762
What does any of this have to do with /tg/ or BQ?

>>42523762
>Intelligent machines: Call for a ban on robots designed as sex toys
>Such a use of the technology is unnecessary and undesirable, said campaign leader Dr Kathleen Richardson.
What a dumb fucking bitch, doesn't she know that outlawing sexbots will only lead to the criminal element having a virtual monopoly on them?

>>42523817
/tg/? Nothing.
BQ? Everything, extremely relevant.

>>42523817
I meant to change that into the other samnji kingdom.
My bad.
Does anyone know the name of the rival kingdom?
>a few evenings ago a heavily drunk man and elf stopped a camal on the path between (samnji)and (samnji), the men first laid themselves on the ground, and stumbled over to the camal driver.
But i forgot to edit it.

>>42523762
Fuck off /pol/anon. Nobody gives a shit.

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>>42523883
no, and also all girls are shit.
Except magic, since she is best girl, and has a slutty twin sister named gold.

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It doesn't really seem like you have any options here, so you turn to your companions. “I managed to speak briefly with the dragon. His Rhynian is spotty at best-”

One of the fisherman sitting at a near-by table interrupts. “Wait a second, Pani's tits man just stop there! Did you say you spoke with the dragon? They can talk?”

You glance over your shoulder, the man withering under your scrutiny. You weren't even really glaring at him, you suppose it's just an effect of the armor. “Yes, I spoke with the dragon. I'm a Vatis.” For emphasis you bridge the gap between his mind and yours, forcing your thoughts into his head. {See? It's really quite simple.}

For some reason your attempts at reassuring the man seem to have failed. If anything, you've only exacerbated the man's panic. He stares at you wide-eyed, his grey skin suddenly turned nearly white. Where has this man been living, under a rock? Everyone knows Nature Vatis can communicate telepathically.

Well, whatever. You turn your attention back to your companions. “As I was saying, I spoke with the dragon and he seems willing to negotiate. He wants food and gold, and he wants us to go outside so we can all 'talk'.”

The inn keeper's wife butts in. “I'm not giving that overgrown lizard a single silver of our money! I'm not the one who proposed we should all gather round and go dragon hunting! You tell him we'll give him all the salted pork and lamb he wants but we've got no gold here.”

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Sighing in exasperation you turn to the fat woman. “Yes, I'll tell the giant fire breathing terror of the skies that he can go hang on your behalf.” Raising your voice, you address the entire common room. It's filled out quite a bit since the dragon initially landed on the roof. “Will all of you please just sit down and allow us to handle this? We are well versed in dealing with dragons.”

You're greeted by silence, many of the commoners who fill the room moving to take a seat. Most of them are just local fishermen, though you spot a trader in rich clothes nervously working his fingers along the hem of his robes. His hired on muscle, a burly human with a sabre on his hip and a padded aketon stretching nearly to his ankle, isn't doing much better judging by the white knuckle grip he has on his sword's hilt.

Satisfied that you've cowed your audience you're about to turn back to your companions, but Darzi claps you affectionately on the shoulder before you do so. “I'll go out first.” She states matter-of-factly. “In this armor, I'm pretty sure the dragon could breathe all the fire it wants without so much as leaving a scorch mark.”

With that, she marches towards the door and you follow behind. Profectus and Mortia follow you, with Chryssa taking up the rear. The five of you hesitate at the door, but after taking a shaky breath Darzi grips the rusted iron handle and jerks the door open forcefully.

You half expect to be greeted by a gout of flame, but there's nothing. Just an endless expanse of desert. Darzi takes a few hesitant steps outside, turning to face the inn and peering up, towards the roof. After a few seconds she motions for the rest of you to follow, and you do so. Stepping outside you almost immediately see a massive tail draped across the side of the inn, its scales a curious copper color with green creeping in along the edges.

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Following the tail up to the main body of the beast you find that this dragon seems to have much finer scales than the black dragon you encountered in Anthus. It's heaviest scales cover its stomach, likely protecting most of its vital organs. What really draws your attention are its eyes. It has four, tiny little eyes situated on the sides of its head, and a massive fin protruding from the top of its snout. You're not quite sure what to make of it.

Only once all five of you are outside does the dragon show any sign of life. It lifts its head, craning its long neck over the edge of the roof to get a better look at you. {You are rich slaves.} It's not really a question, just a statement. {Other slaves attacked while I sleep. You give me food and gold. All of it. I leave. Else, I kill. You choose.}

A distant voice, stripped of all inflection or emotion, drifts through your thoughts. {I can see you. Look up, and to your right.}

Following the directions of the disembodied voice in your head, you look up and to the right. There you see a collection of rocks gathered on top of a distant plateau. Zahak's head pops up from behind the rocks for only a second before ducking back down. Good to know he's alright, and ready to help you should you need it.

>Explain that you're not actually related in any way to the people who attacked him, but offer him his pick of the store rooms here.
>Tell him you're just hoping to be allowed safe passage away from here. You don't actually care what happens to these people.
>Try to convince him that his demands are unreasonable, offer a few crates of food and a few hundred gold from your own supplies.
>Write-in

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>>42524272
>{See? It's really quite simple.}
>For some reason your attempts at reassuring the man seem to have failed
Errytiem Mick you crack me up.

>>42524310
>>Try to convince him that his demands are unreasonable, offer a few crates of food and a few hundred gold from your own supplies.

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>>42524310
>Explain that you're not actually related in any way to the people who attacked him, but offer him his pick of the store rooms here.
Point the nigger towards an enemy family.
>>42524335
fuck that

>>42524310
>>Write-in
KILL MAIM...Could we burn it? regardless ICE THAT FOOL!

>>42524310
You truly are best son, Zahak.

>Try to convince him that his demands are unreasonable, offer a few crates of food and a few hundred gold from your own supplies.
Be sure to mention we are no slaves.

>>42524310
>Explain that you're not actually related in any way to the people who attacked him, but offer him his pick of the store rooms here.
We are not giving our shit up on behalf of idiotic people who go dragon hunting with farming and fishing tools.

>>42524411
Anon, if he accepts it's hardly any skin off our nose.
Tone down your inner Jew.

>>42524406
>>42524394
>>42524335
you read that right?
We are not gonna give him a few HUNDRED GOLD, and food we bought for our journey because some retards thought it was funny to poke a dragon.
Hell we can take this guy on if we wanted to.

>>42524310
>Write-in

{give me all food and gold otherwise I kill you."

>>42524310
>>Explain that you're not actually related in any way to the people who attacked him, but offer him his pick of the store rooms here.
also say that
>We are willing to mediate between him/her and the people of the village/inn

>we're not fighting the dragon
I don't even know why I look forward to anything in this quest anymore

>>42524310
>Explain that you're not actually related in any way to the people who attacked him, but offer him his pick of the store rooms here.

He can't have our shit.

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>>42524310
dragon is thinking that we are elves, darker than he remembered elves...
>in be4 SAMJAN ARENT ELVES

>>42524474
I know what you mean

>>42524461
This works.

This works well. Do this.

>>42524439
>a few hundred gold
>supplies enough to feed a huge ass dragon
>no skin off our nose
That's shit is a lot anon. Fuck that.

>>42524310
You have no claim to anything. You threaten us as if we could not kill you. I demand you leave or face death.

>>42524310
I vote for not giving the dragon a single shekel, we should be the ones demanding gold to not kill him.

>>42524310
{Leave or I will kill you.}

>>42524455
>>42524516
>>42524521
>>42524552
>Oh yeah? You'll kill me? Well how about I kill you!? With blackjack! And hookers!
Not actually sure if I understood that vote correctly but whatever.

>>42524481
>>42524461
>>42524411
>>42524373
>>42524494
>Nigga I don't even KNOW these people, but just take their shit.

>>42524461
>>42524494
>I can play messenger if you want.

>>42524335
>>42524394
>What kinda MC you want?
>Just cuck my shit up
>You got it fam

Writin' for explanations.

ROOOOOOLL 3d10+8 (+6 from Orator) vs DC 28 (Base 20, +6 Stubborn, +4 Arrogant, -2 circumstantial)

>>42524565
Maybe include some tips about dealing with civies in the future

Rolled 3, 10, 9 + 8 = 30 (3d10 + 8)

>>42524604
GOT IT
GOT IT
DEAD

Rolled 5, 9, 19 + 8 = 41 (3d20 + 8)

>>42524604

>>42524604
Apologies, that should be a +6 not a +8. I moved a +2 circumstantial bonus over to be a -2 circumstantial malus to the DC.

Rolled 1, 8, 9 + 8 = 26 (3d10 + 8)

>>42524604

Rolled 6, 10, 10 + 8 = 34 (3d10 + 8)

>>42524604

>>42524604
make it so

>>42524565
Oi you prick why you go and ignore my vote?>>42524382

>>42524621
nice
>>42524626
fag
>>42524630
nice

>>42524625
just spend the 2, don't make us vote

>>42524621
>>42524623
>>42524626
Spend4

Rolled 9, 1, 6 + 6 = 22 (3d10 + 6)

>>42524604

>>42524650
It's 4 but yeah spend it

>>42524621
>>42524626
>>42524630
>28, 24, 32 vs DC 28
>Success!
The dice gods are on your side tonight, that was a hard ass DC no matter how you look at it.

>Spend 4 for a Great Success?
>Don't spend
You're at 51/58 vys

>>42524650
Normally I would but there's actually be some really close spending votes lately.

>>42524645
Maybe because of its stupidity? >>42524673
Yes

>>42524673
Spend

>>42524673
>Spend 4 for a Great Success?

>>42524630

This is the second time we have seen an almost perfect 30.

>>42524673
>Spend 4 for a Great Success?

>>42524684
And the 4 other votes to kill the dragon weren't stupid get fucked

>>42524673
Spend

>>42524690
That means we have a 1 incoming

>>42524673
>Spend
Try to jew some part of the deal for ourselves as the mediator. We are doing dangerous work here. It is only fair we get paid.

>>42524673
>Spend 4 for a Great Success?

>>42524645
>>42524703
That's my bad, I thought I'd counted it as an "Attack" vote but I must've forgotten. Regardless, the results would've remained the same.

>>42524706
>>42524694
>>42524719
>>42524688
>>42524686
>>42524732
>Spend

WRitin'

Rolled 2, 10, 6 + 8 = 26 (3d10 + 8)

>>42524604

>>42524673
Yeah, might as well spend.

You clear your throat, drawing yourself up to your full height. You're still rather minuscule in comparison to this massive creature. {We have no conflict with you, Dragon-}

You're interrupted by the creature's thundering voice. {I am Mushushu. You will call me such. Do not forget it, slave.}

Profectus fails to choke back a laugh, though he quickly regains his composure. You have to admit, his name does sound rather silly. {Right. Mushushu. As you wish then. We're not at all interested in fighting you. We're not related to the people who attacked you in any way. We're merely travelers passing through the area who happened to stop here for the night. The owner of this inn has agreed to let you take what you like from the store room, but they have no gold to give you.}

The dragon draws back his head, resting it on the flat roof. For a long while you merely stand there in silence, wondering whether or not this creature is about to try and bite your head off. Finally its voice fills your head, its tone vaguely disappointed. {That is no excuse. Slaves should control other slaves. I will have to kill you, and others.}

You channel vys, reinforcing the connection and forcing across an overwhelming sense of hesitance in the hope you might stall... Mushushu. What a stupid name. Are all dragons named like that? {Let me ask you, how would you feel if another dragon, your sibling, stole food from your mother and then you were punished for it?}

The dragon rears back its head, caught off guard by your question you'd guess. {No siblings, mother not do that. Could not. Would be unfair.}
(1/2)

Ahh, now you've got him. {Exactly, it would be unfair. Yet that's exactly what you're doing to us. We're not involved with these people in the slightest but you want to kill us for what they did. How is that fair?}

The dragon leans towards you, twisting its head to one side so it can stare at you with two of its beady slitted eyes. {You speak well slave. You are right. I let you go, but the others burn. Is fair.}

You shake your head. {That's still not really fair, is it? I mean, look at you. You're a massive and powerful creature, that's obvious to anyone. These slaves-} Just referring to your own kind in a manner so disrespectful leaves a bad taste in your mouth, but now doesn't seem like a good time to go off on a tirade. {-are weak, and frankly quite stupid. They're offering to feed you, but I promise they truly have no money. They're giving you all they can.}

The dragon lowers its head further, until it's massive had is only a few bare feet away from you. It's head alone is larger than your entire body. It peers at you for what seems like ages, a dozen distorted versions of your reflection staring back at you from the surface of its copper scales. {Fine, but I search. If you lie, I find and kill. Know this.}

>Time to beat feat! You've probably bought yourself a thirty minute head start, maybe even an hour!
>This dragon could endanger your own family's lands, and more than that it could jeopardize trade. Stab your trident into its eyes now that it's in reach.
>Pull out the Shockwave Sword and give it a swing. You've been aching to see what a blast from the sword can do with as much charge as it has.
>Write-in

>>42525521
>This dragon could endanger your own family's lands, and more than that it could jeopardize trade. Stab your trident into its eyes now that it's in reach

>>42525521
>This dragon could endanger your own family's lands, and more than that it could jeopardize trade. Stab your trident into its eyes now that it's in reach.
time to kill.
Also your retarded if you use the sword here.

>>42525521
>>This dragon could endanger your own family's lands, and more than that it could jeopardize trade. Stab your trident into its eyes now that it's in reach.

Fuck this nigga

>>42525521
>>Pull out the Shockwave Sword and give it a swing. You've been aching to see what a blast from the sword can do with as much charge as it has.

>>42525521
>This dragon could endanger your own family's lands, and more than that it could jeopardize trade. Stab your trident into its eyes now that it's in reach.

Nigga you done goofed.

>>42525521
Tell him to wait just a moment while we go speak with the owners.

Also ask him how he plans on searching without destroying the building.

>>42525521
>Write-in
Paralyze it

who wants to play with a dragon soul

>>42525521
>This dragon could endanger your own family's lands, and more than that it could jeopardize trade. Stab your trident into its eyes now that it's in reach.

>>42525611
there is a wealthy merchant inside he is bound to find gold.

Really guys? You're that impatient?

>>42525521
>>This dragon could endanger your own family's lands, and more than that it could jeopardize trade. Stab your trident into its eyes now that it's in reach.

>>42525621
hahaha nigga you what

>>42525625
Not in the storerooms. Where we said he could search.

We could also tell every to store the gold in our cloak while he searches.

>>42525621
Ill be okay.

>/tg/ succumbing to violence

>>42525679
>implying we're not in a perpetual state of murderhobo

nigga please

>>42525521
>Laugh.
>"Looking forward to our next meeting."
>Get the fuck out and continue the journey to the jngle of death

>>42525521
>This dragon could endanger your own family's lands, and more than that it could jeopardize trade. Stab your trident into its eyes now that it's in reach.
REPTILES IN CORPSE PILES

>>42525630
>>42525623
>>42525597
>>42525571
>>42525566
>>42525562
>>42525729
>HAHA, YOU FELL FOR MY PLOY!

>>42525583
>Collateral damage? What's that?

>>42525621
>What could possibly go wrong?

>>42525709
>Not your problem anymore.

Because of your previous Great Success you're pretty much guaranteed a free hit here. Still, just in case you roll triple 1s or something...

ROOOOOOLL 3d10+14 (+6 from Veteran, +2 from Traits, +2 from Warlock Armor, +4 from Scorpion Shield) vs DC 18 (Base 20, +4 from Teenage Dragon, -6 from SURPRISE, MOTHAFUCKA!)

Rolled 2, 9, 6 + 14 = 31 (3d10 + 14)

>>42525800

Rolled 8, 5, 2 + 14 = 29 (3d10 + 14)

>>42525800

Rolled 7, 4, 9 + 14 = 34 (3d10 + 14)

>>42525800

Rolled 2, 1, 3 + 14 = 20 (3d10 + 14)

>>42525800

>>42525821
>>42525823
>>42525824
>31, 29, 34 vs DC 18
>GREAT SUCCESS!
Writin'

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>>42525841

Rolled 9, 6, 1 + 14 = 30 (3d10 + 14)

6 rolls left to get nat 3 and ruin the QM fun.

Zahak Abdul-Hakim:
Mikhael's adoptive son, a dragon hatched from an egg he found deep within the Mines of Longia, separate from the rest of the mother's brood. Only a few weeks old.
Hoard Size: 67 gold, 236 silver, 1 silver pendant, 1 ruby, 23 pearls, gilded cutlass
Max Vys: 54
Master Rank Fire Vatis
Expert Rank Earth Vatis
Expert Rank Water Vatis
Vatis Rank Nature Vatis

I haven't checked the pastebin in a long time but wasn't he at 47ish for some time?
>dem Expert ranks man

Rolled 1, 6, 9 + 14 = 30 (3d10 + 14)

5

>>42525878
>Implying Soma wouldn't derive sexual pleasure from us rolling a Nat 3 here.

Get fucked dragon.

>>42525936
He'd finally be able to finish this quest

Rolled 1, 4, 10 + 14 = 29 (3d10 + 14)

cmon baby lets go to lucky number 17.
>>42525936
than join me.
was mainly talking about how soma already started writing early.

Haha, oh man.

Our companions and especially the people watching in the tavern are going to be like, 'the fuck bro'

>>42525960
i down only 12 to go.
<~Soma_QM> I guess have Mik trip and stab himself in the dick or something.

hahaha everyone knows Mik is impulsive jeez

Rolled 9, 10, 4 + 14 = 37 (3d10 + 14)

>>42525992
oops

Rolled 7 (1d10)

nat 3 inc

>>42525965
>>42525999
Shit's gonna be hilarious.

Rolled 1, 9, 10 + 14 = 34 (3d10 + 14)

there is still hope brothers.

Rolled 8, 1, 1 = 10 (3d10)

Rolled 1, 1, 1 + 14 = 17 (3d1 + 14)

oioioi

could we mentally signal our companions that we are going to be stabbing the dragon in the face so they can also stab/shoot/magic the dragon at the same time?

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Pretty much this I guess

Rolled 6, 3, 5 = 14 (3d10)

>>42526055
welp i guess that all, i probably used up all of my good luck here.

>>42526078
Nah.

I'd rather it just be another 'WHAT THE FUCK, MIK' moment.

Wow.
Mick is a Dick

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I vote we get the dragon to submit to us

>>42526269
What else is new?

But still, that dragon was a cunt and a danger to everyone within a thirty mile radius. It probably needs to die.

>>42525830
Never again

>>42526311
He's like 14

>>42526273
won't work, first chance he gets he's flying to mamma and taddling on our ass, we need to kill him here and dispose of the body.

>>42526344
For all you know 'teenage' in dragon terms is a hundred years old.
It hardly matters anyway considering it's a massive ball of armored, firebreathing muscle. That can fly.

>>42526409
>For all you know 'teenage' in dragon terms is a hundred years old.

Just like a dark elf?

>>42526503
FUCKINNNNNG ELLLLLLLLVES

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You drive your trident into the dragon's eye, two of its prongs stabbing into its slitted eyes while the third carves through the flesh of its snout. The dragon roars out in pain, rearing back its head and taking you with it. All of a sudden you're flying through the air with only a tenuous grasp on the haft of your spear to keep you from being hurled into space. You think you can hear Darzi shouting from below but you're a little too focused on not letting go of your spear to process what she's saying at the moment.

The dragon's head stops suddenly but your momentum carries you forward. You slam into the dragon's neck, hand barely managing to grab hold of that strange fin that protrudes from the top of its head. With a mighty effort you swing one of your legs up and over the dragon's back, leaving you straddling the giant lizard's neck as it desperately tries to shake your spear free of its head. The flesh around its eyes has already been eaten away, exposing the bone and sinew beneath, but something seems to be slowing the artifact's progress. The dragon's flesh melts away only slowly. Judging by the massive amounts of Metal magic pouring into your surroundings, you'd say it's Mushushu's own efforts.

{Madarikatua usurpatzaile hiru bider!} The dragon's voice booms, accompanied by a earth-shattering roar which threatens to very nearly shake you from your perch. {Hil egingo dut hau!} You have absolutely zero idea what in the Gods' names he's saying but you doubt it's good. You try to pull your trident free but it seems to have gotten stuck in the bone, the more you pull the more pissed off the dragon seems to get.

(1/3)

>>42525521
I hope this fight ends with us healing the dragon and adding him to our horde.

Or we could erode his very soul and freak him out.

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You hold on for dear life as it starts to shake its head back and forth violently, barely managing to maintain your position seated on its back. An arrow slams into the flesh of its snout not an inch from your hand, then three more slam into its neck. Three of the arrows snap, but one manages to plant itself firmly between two of the scales in its neck. Dark red blood starts to ooze from the wound, only to dry in an instant into a thick scab.

Stealing a brief glimpse down at your companions, you're not exactly happy with what you see. Chryssa is firing shot after shot into the dragon's side, many of her arrows managing to penetrate the dragon's hide but probably not doing much damage. Profectus' arm has ripped itself apart, pieces of stone orbiting its molten core, but he seems hesitant to fire. He's probably worried about hitting you.

Darzi doesn't share those qualms. She's holding her spear like some sort of javelin, shooting bolts of vys from the blade. You weren't aware her spear could do that. She plinks away, each shot scorching a black mark on the dragon's flank but doing little else besides.

You don't actually see Mortia anywhere.

>Combat Initiated!
>Enemies Remaining: 1x Adolescent Dragon (Soul Drain, Mental Drain, Rotting Wound)
>Allies: Profectus, Chrys, Darzi, Mortia (?), Zahak
>Current Status: Healthy

>Enemy Turn
(2/3)

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Rising to it's feet the dragon tenses its leg muscles beneath it. You're filled with dread as you realize just what's happening. Hurling itself off the roof its wings snap out to catch the hot air rising off the desert, its wings kicking up a sand storm in miniature as it struggles to climb higher. From the corner of your eye you see Zahak has leaped from his hiding place and is shooting towards you like an arrow from a bow, but you're not sure if he's going to reach you before this dragon manages to hurl you from its back.

>Leap off before it gets too high, you'll survive a thirty foot fall, right?
>Pull that dagger you grabbed from the tomb out of your cloak and stab it in the back of the head.
>Hold on as tight as you can and pray that Surya is feeling merciful.
>Use Earth and Water magic to accelerate the effects of your trident (4 vys)
>Try to coordinate with Zahak so you'll be able to leap off of Mushushu's back and onto his.
>Write-in

>>42526615
>Try to coordinate with Zahak so you'll be able to leap off of Mushushu's back and onto his
It's time.

>>42526615
>Pull that dagger you grabbed from the tomb out of your cloak and stab it in the back of the head.
The box! The box!

>>42526615
>Use Earth and Water magic to accelerate the effects of your trident (4 vys)
>Try to coordinate with Zahak so you'll be able to leap off of Mushushu's back and onto his.

BORN TO BE WILD

>>42526615
>Try to coordinate with Zahak so you'll be able to leap off of Mushushu's back and onto his.
>Channel Metal and pry the spear out before you leap

Dragons Dogma taught me that landing a dragon is the best thing you can do after holding onto it

But since our spear is stuck

>>42526615
>Try to coordinate with Zahak so you'll be able to leap off of Mushushu's back and onto his.
YES
YES

>>42526615
>Pull that dagger you grabbed from the tomb out of your cloak and stab it in the back of the head.

It'll probably do something cool

>>42526615
Vys on trident, coordinate with Zahak for failed dragon rodeo

Inb4 put mask on dragon

>>42526615
>Pull that dagger you grabbed from the tomb out of your cloak and stab it in the back of the head.
LETS LAND

ON ITS CORPSE

>>42526595
point blank paralysis+poison.
Use the compact sword to carve in between the scales for maximum damage

>>42526615
Emaztea Oraindik kaka bat

>>42526678
It's I'll kill you in google translate.

>>42526615
>Try to coordinate with Zahak so you'll be able to leap off of Mushushu's back and onto his.

>>42526615
>>Try to coordinate with Zahak so you'll be able to leap off of Mushushu's back and onto his.
no soy un robot

>>42526572
>Madarikatua usurpatzaile hiru bider!
Usurper three times damn!
>>>42526615
>Pull that dagger you grabbed from the tomb out of your cloak and stab it in the back of the head.
Hil egingo dut hau!
I'll kill you!

>>42526615
>Use Earth and Water magic to accelerate the effects of your trident (4 vys)
>Try to coordinate with Zahak so you'll be able to leap off of Mushushu's back and onto his.

Do we know what the dagger does?

>>42526615
>Pull that dagger you grabbed from the tomb out of your cloak and stab it in the back of the head.

>>42526678
>>42526723
If you put the exclamation mark in then it translates to 'I'll kill you!', otherwise it's nonsense.

>>42526615
>>Write-in
Channel paralyze through the trident that is stuck inside it.
if this does not win, my vote goes towards the dagger.

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>>42526678
I'm just using google translate.

Why do we call for Ricky to grab the fucker's wings and snap the fuck out of them?

>>42526615
Form ice around it's wings using water magic so it can't move them.

>>42526736
No. Dagger is the mystery box.

>>42526781
ANON YOU ARE OF GENIUS

>>42526615
>Pull that dagger you grabbed from the tomb out of your cloak and stab it in the back of the head.
>Write-in
>Paralyze with the dagger stabs and also earth so we can rot through its shitty scales and do maximum dammidj

>>42526771
>>42526693
>>42526880
>Paralyze

>>42526629
>>42526642
>>42526653
>>42526667
>>42526730
>>42526732
>>42526734
>Be metal as fuck.

>>42526635
>>42526670
>>42526684
>>42526733
>>42526750
>>42526880
>Bash it in the head with the mystery box!

>>42526781
>>42526860
>IT IS HUGE
>THAT MEANS IT HAS HUGE GUTS
>RIP AND TEAR

>>42526830
>Put this hot head... ON ICE!

>>42526642
>nomnonomnomnom

Writin' for coordinating with Zahak and stabbing it in the back of the head.
Obviously not in that order.

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>>42526910
I love it when we get to spend some quality time with Zahak.

>>42526774
>dat search
kek

>>42526972
he still lacks the "how to take a screenshot google search" tab

>>42526910
I dont understand the results are we channeling or stabbing

Shit, almost forgot.
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL 3d10+12 (+4 from Veteran rank Marsala Ve, +2 from Warlock Armor, +4 from Scorpion Shield, +2 from Anatomical Knowledge) vs DC 28 (Base 20, +4 from Adolescent Dragon, +8 from Metal Magic Reinforcement, -4 from inability to dodge)

Rolled 7, 4, 5 + 12 = 28 (3d10 + 12)

>>42527192

Rolled 4, 8, 2 + 12 = 26 (3d10 + 12)

>>42527192

Rolled 8, 7, 3 + 12 = 30 (3d10 + 12)

>>42527192
Okay

Rolled 4, 3, 8 + 12 = 27 (3d10 + 12)

>>42527192

Rolled 2, 3, 1 + 12 = 18 (3d10 + 12)

>>42527192
ROOOOOLLING

Rolled 2, 2, 9 + 12 = 25 (3d10 + 12)

>>42527192
Fingers crossed.

Rolled 6, 8, 4 + 12 = 30 (3d10 + 12)

>>42527192

Rolled 2, 2, 10 + 12 = 26 (3d10 + 12)

>>42527192
Killie 'ead time!

Rolled 10, 8, 6 + 12 = 36 (3d10 + 12)

>>42527192

>>42527205
>>42527221
>>42527224
We metal as fuck.

>>42527205
>>42527221
>>42527224

That'll do, pig, that'll do.

>It's a bodyswap dagger
>we just put ourself into the dragon we just fucked up hardstyle
>our allies keep shooting us
>Mush mush manages to get our 10/10 samja body killed

>>42527205
>>42527221
>>42527224
>28, 26, 30 vs DC 28
>Regular Success!

Spend 2 for a Great Success? You're at 47/58 vys.
Actually I'm just gonna assume you spend and get back to writing.

>>42527205
>>42527221
>>42527224
post what youre listening to as we be metal as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ITF4HoRZRY

>>42527272
>>42527286
should we pull out our saber? It cut's through things like metal easily if we charge it.

>>42527289
https://youtu.be/IZ7qj-9J5A4

>>42527289
>Metal
>Rage
GTFO pussyboi

>>42527324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlK-RljqKio
How's this then?

>>42527289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUGuF8hpMQs&index=7&list=RDEMCexPf3KKUWlBZ8_jaF6v2g

28 roller here

>>42527286
Spend

>>42527281
Would the dragon's soul be our soul now? Or would it switch continue to degrade while in our body? Or would the magic that causes the swap interrupt the soul degradation from the spear?

Couldn't we just use telepathy to tell our companions what happened, using the fact that we said earlier that the dragon couldn't speak Samjam as leverage? Couldn't we have Zahak vouch for us? Wouldn't it be cool if we were a fucking dragon, since it would be really easy for us to shapeshift into a mostly Samjan form, as the swap would not change how we think.

Honestly I think this would be a good thing. Here's hoping that's what the dagger does.

>>42527324
lmao fag

>>42527289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSdlCXnF9jk

>implying anything other than this fits what Mik is about to do
In fact, this should be Mik's theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAlNrtcPCLw

>>42527289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jgrCKhxE1s
>Not listening to Dragonforce while killing a dragon and riding on another dragon
I shiggidy diggidy doo

Have Zahak eat the fucker alive while we play the oud with Ricky's singing and manipulating the squelettons outside of the cloak with it's tentacles.
>Mik's more scary than dragons to these people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FwJqYcCcMU

>>42527289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FSTSlyB9sQ

>>42527428
a dragon riding madman playing the oud while dogfighting another dragon with tentacles whipping out of his cloak

i need art of this

>>42527289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rPpPi7W8Y4

>>42527489
Ay soma, I made this webm, save it and repost it sometime.

>>42527541
love that song

>>42527541
>that one last frame
disgusting

At what level can a nature vatis "suggest" things?

>>42527541
You made a shit webm. Why does it just flash her face then cut off?

>>42527612
Yeah I didn't notice it until now, it didn't show in VLC. I'll fix it asap.

>>42527618
They can easily do it at expert... I think

Don't quote me

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>>42527643
>VLC
Maximum pleb. No wonder your .webm is shit.

>>42527726
>They can easily do it at expert.

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>>42527815

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>>42527734
It's just default on my OS for webms, I normally use MPC for video files.

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Using the haft of the trident to support yourself, you reach into your cloak and extract that bronze dagger you stole from that tomb. Its bronze blade gleams brilliantly in the sunlight, revealing veins of silver running through the blade's surface that you hadn't noticed in the dark of the tomb.

You brace the dagger against the base of the dragon's skull, preparing to plunge the blade into the dragon's brain stem when suddenly Mushushu dips one of his wings, sending his body spiraling rapidly through the air. You're thrown from the dragon's neck and forced to cling to the haft of your spear for dear life, channeling vys into your limbs to enhance your innate strength.
>Vys Pool: (45/58)

An idea occurs to you. A dangerous, insane, brilliant idea. {Zahak, I need you to get underneath me and get ready. I'll need you to catch me. Do you understand?}

Zahak's answer is a brief sense of affirmation before he starts to pull himself up underneath his much larger kin. He gets closer and closer, until he's only a few feet underneath you and slightly behind. You figure that's as good as you can hope for, and with as much strength as you can muster pull yourself up towards Mushushu's head. You swing your arm forward, the dagger slowed only slightly by Mushushu's hide.

Power floods through you, the dagger rapidly sucking vys from the dragon's wound and forcing it to mingle with your reserves. It's violent and crude, but damn if it doesn't feel good. Your let yourself slip away just as the dragon goes limp, starting its long descent to the desert below.

You slam into the saddle on Zahak's back and grab hold of one of the spines protruding from his back just in time, because Zahak takes a nose dive to avoid the tumbling corpse of the much larger dragon you just killed, or at the very least crippled. Vys pours from the wound in the back of its neck, so much that it forms a visible trail of multicolored light which follows the dragon's corpse on its journey towards the ground.

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Zahak veers left, snapping his wings out to catch the air and level out his flight path. You're afforded a glimpse of the inn, suddenly far, far below, and aren't exactly happy to see a large crowd of onlookers crowding around the tavern door, their upturned faces indistinct from this distance. You can't pick out Profectus, Chryssa, Darzi, or Mortia amongst the crowd, but there are a few figures moving away from the inn, towards about where you think the dragon ought to land. Those are probably them.

The dragon smashes first into the side of a butte, knocking loose a shower of rocks as well as your trident. The dragon spins briefly before smashing into a dune, while your trident sails off to embedd itself in the sands a short distance away. You can't tell if it also freed your dagger in the process.

>Tell Zahak to land, see if the Dragon's still alive.
>Your work here is done. Tell your companions to grab your weapons and pile into the carriage. You'll meet them up ahead.
>Take a victory lap, flow low and fast over the inn before coasting off towards the west.
>Write-in

>>42528010
>Tell Zahak to land, see if the Dragon's still alive.
Confirm that kill.

>>42528010
>>Tell Zahak to land, see if the Dragon's still alive.

>>42528010
>>Tell Zahak to land, see if the Dragon's still alive.
>>Your work here is done. Tell your companions to grab your weapons and pile into the carriage. You'll meet them up ahead.

>>42528010
>Write-in

go find pick up our expensive weapons

>>42528010
>>Tell Zahak to land, see if the Dragon's still alive.

We need some way of stuffing it in the cloak

>>42528010
>Tell Zahak to land, see if the Dragon's still alive.
told you nigga, we aren't slaves or elves.

>>42528010
>Tell Zahak to land, see if the Dragon's still alive
Time for the double tap, and also harvest scales and examine the body

>>42528010
>Tell Zahak to land, see if the Dragon's still alive.
Ain't no way that fucker is gonna get away.
Stone cold killa nigga, confirm that kill.

Also, thank Zahak for responding so quickly and saving us.

>>42528010
>Tell Zahak to land, see if the Dragon's still alive.
Shall we take it's head as a trophy? Present it to our kin as we travel through their lands?

>>42528010
>Tell Zahak to land, see if the Dragon's still alive.

>>42528084
Yes

>>42528010
Double Tap.

Never count something out that has Water Magic and tons of Vys.

If its still alive I want to try something

>Use Nature and impart upon it the feelings of inferiority, weakness, and its image repeatedly
>Then send images of us and feelings of superiority, strength, nobility, us hatching zahak, etc

And tell it to submit use a Lil pain to ease it as well

Y/N?

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>>42528010
>Tell Zahak to land, see if the Dragon's still alive.
>Your work here is done. Tell your companions to grab your weapons and pile into the carriage. You'll meet them up ahead.

>>42528144
Just your mind-breaking fetish shit out of her anon.

>>42528144
No way in hell we're keeping this thing alive.