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Aww yisss

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I'm shaken from my slumber by the sound of the most annoying song ever blasting from my phone. Suppressing the urge to laser it to death, I throw the covers off myself and stumble across my room to the dresser where I left it.

"Stupid chilly mornings..." I growl as the cold air of my room assaults my bare legs. I'm cold and sleepy and the prospect of yet another day of Runner's Hell isn't doing anything to help my mood.

Tossing off the oversized shirt that serves as my nightclothes while I'm at home, I stomp over to the chair where I left my gym clothes yesterday morning and slip them on. Just a tanktop and shorts... and they're kind of starting to stink a little so I guess I'll need to throw them into the wash sooner rather than later.

They're smelly and kind of ratty and don't fit all that well anymore but they serve their purpose so it's not like I really give a damn. Unlike Theresa, I don't have any need for those fancy jogger's sportsbras and tight spandex shorts.

"She does look good in them, though..." I mumble to myself as I toss my nightshirt into the laundry basket.

she does indeed


>[1/2]

>>42546443
If Cecile had decided to Bang Teresa would she and Overshine have merged?

>>42546443
>[2/2]

"Gaaaaaah!" I shake those images from my mind with vigor and make my way to the windowsill where my plants are. I don't need to be toying with those impure thoughts. Nope, I am Good and Faithful and in a mostly-healthy relationship with a lovely girl as long as you don't count the fact that we've murdered at least six people between us since getting together.

Jesus Christ my life is screwed up.

"At least this part of my life is normal..." I mumble to myself while watering my plants. Yup, just a normal regular gardening hob- "BWAH!?"

Stupid doorbell ringing... I don't really feel like getting it since it means the beginning of another round of torture. But even though I might be able to ignore a Synapse, putting this off will only mean that she'll keep on ringing it.

And so, I begrudgingly leave my room and make my way down the sta...

"Allison?" I stammer, surprised by the sight of my sister leaving her room just as I come out of mine. "Why're you still at home?"
"No class on Good Friday," she replies as she continues towards the door.
"Lucky..."


>early vacation girl can get the door
>I'm out here already so I might as well get it myself

>>42546443
>not wearing a fancy jogger's sportsbra and tight spandex shorts purely for Theresa to admire
worst friend ever

>>42546479
>>I'm out here already so I might as well get it myself

>>42546479
>I'm out here already so I might as well get it myself

>>42546443
Hey CC did you at least get yourself good running shoes? I really hope you got decent ones and something that fits, or you're gonna murder your feet.

>>42546479
>I'm out here already so I might as well get it myself

>>42546479
>>I'm out here already so I might as well get it myself

>>42546479
>I'm out here already so I might as well get it myself

>>42546479
>I'm out here already so I might as well get it myself
Sneak her into our room? I'm assuming she'll be naked and I don't think we want to explain that first thing in the morning.

>>42546479
>>I'm out here already so I might as well get it myself

>>42546477
>If Cecile had decided to Bang Teresa would she and Overshine have merged?
That was a possibility, though slight.


>>42546580
>Hey CC did you at least get yourself good running shoes? I really hope you got decent ones and something that fits, or you're gonna murder your feet.
Cecile is a pleb who uses the same sneakers as what she usually wears for her pathetic attempts at jogging.


>writing

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"I got it," I say as I walk past Allison towards the door.

Since I'm out here already, I might as well be the one to answer it. If nothing else, it's less time wasted.

"Alright," Allison replies with a shrug. "Have fun with your running... and try not to have a heartattack this time."
"Very funny," I grumble while resisting the urge to flip her off.

Yeah... my mind's already in "end of the world" mode and I'm already dreading the pain that is soon to come... but delaying it won't make it go away. And besides, Theresa's still my friend and she's doing this to help me out.

CLICK

"Sorry for making you wait..." I mumble as I open the door. "I know you're-"

...this isn't Theresa.


>[1/?]

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>>42547477
>...this isn't Theresa.

>>42547477
Calling it parents are back for easter

Naked Irene anons.

>>42547538
>>42547594

>>42547477
>[2/2]

"Eheh..." the dirt-covered girl standing at my front step smiles nervously, "I was worried that I got the wrong house."
"Umm, hey," I reply, waving at her.

How the hell did I not remember that I planted that tooth yesterday morning.

"When I reached the surface I saw that I was in a backyard," Irene says, "and of course you wouldn't have planted it in someone else's, huh!"
"Yeah, of course not," I reply, still kind of in shock from the sudden sight.

Irene. And she's like... covered in dirt. Given that I planted that tooth in the ground I guess I should've expected as much, but still...


>umm, what exactly should I do now?

>>42547680
Allison Branch related weirdness, Need to help a friend. Take Irene to the showers and try to find some clothes that fit her .... tracts of land.

>>42547680
Get a towel or whatever.

Given archelon's writing style I half expect Charlotte got better and is coming over to surprise us.

>>42547708
Just a note, Irene's fully clothed.
It's just that said clothes are also caked in dirt.

>>42547751
Well let her shower, wash her cloths, ect.

>>42547751
well thats boring

>>42547787
This plus we should mention to her that Theresa is going to be stopping by soon.

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>>42547751
What does it say about your writing that we just assumed she would be naked?

>writing

>>42547680
Give her a bath. Rub her down.

>>42547981
It's happened before. It's not too much of a stretch to assume that it'd happen again.

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>>42548012
>It's happened before

>>42548036
When we were at the castle, we ran face first into her tits after her shower.

>>42546970
So if you make a VN of this.. we can merge with overshine?

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>>42548065
Not the castle, fuck, the church. Where the ToL set up base.

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>>42548065
>When we were at the castle,
Confusing quests?

>>42548090
That looks painful.

>>42548124
When you've got no arms, how else are you supposed to show exasperation?

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>>42548194
Facial expressions, I believe I have folders of them.

>>42547680
Invite her in for now, I guess. Introductions will be in order, but something tells me Allison's kinda desensitized to this sort of thing by now.

Offer her a shower if she needs one.

>>42548210
Some people are too dense/autistic to pick up on those things.

Besides, if you've played her VN route you'd know another reason why that might not work.

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>>42548257
>Playing a route that isn't Hanako

>>42548298
>wanting burn chocolate
>not unlocking secret Akira route

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>>42548298
>claims hanako is best girl
>posts saber

>>42548347
It was either her or Kyoko and I came to saber first.

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>>42548347
You talking shit about mai kingfu?

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"C'mon in," I say, stepping aside so that IRene can pass. "You probably want to wash that dirt off of you, too..."
"Eheh, yeah," Irene shrugs. "I tried to shake as much of it off while I was in your backyard but it's still caked on pretty good."

If she started out even dirtier than this, I don't even want to imagine how she looked.

"...wait," I say, pointing at her jacket. "This, um... -you- grew from that tooth I planted out back?"
"That's right," Irene nods.
"Then how are you wearing clothes?"

And they're dirty at that.


>[1/?]

>>42548448
She just grew out of the ground like a plant. Chalk it up to magic, CC, and let it go.

>>42548448
>"Then how are you wearing clothes?"
Says the girl who stabbed a vampire with laser swords.

My God. Irene and Cecile should have been together. Cecile loves plants. It's the only thing she manages to keep alive.

>>42548557
Well, none of her friends have died yet.

>>42548557
Yeah well samefag ruined it.

Irene wouldn't have won anyway cause diritos.

>>42548557
I just want one quest where we get the big breasted waifu

>>42548635
Is this your first arch quest?

>>42548448
>[2/2]

"for decency's sake?" Irene laughs. "But seriously, it's based on what I was wearing at the time that the tooth that I grew from was pulled," she says. "Apparently it's supposed to be based on my 'image of myself' or something... I never really looked into it too deeply."
"Oh."
"So every new me gets a fresh set of clothes... only caked in dirt since I grow from the ground like a plant."


>are you a plant?
>well I guess it's better than being naked

>>42548557
second, it's just this quest and princess guard, no?

>>42548680
>>are you a plant?
>>well I guess it's better than being naked

>>42548680
>are you a plant?

>>42548680
>well I guess it's better than being naked

>>42548680

>You should start carrying large amounts of cash money.

>>42548680
>are you a plant?

The clear question

>>42548680
>well I guess it's better than being naked
Oh who are we kidding

>>42548680
>Well too bad you weren't naked.

>I love taking plants, I'm really good at getting them wet, wanna see?

>>42548680
>are you a plant?
>well I guess it's better than being naked

>>42548680
>well I guess it's better than being naked

>>42548685
>>42548662
This directed here, damn phone

>>42548685
You're forgetting his masterpiece, Pantsu Getter Quest.

>>42548802
Hopefully Princess Guard Quest 2 in the future.

>>42548888
Would it be like After Story or hollow ataraxia?

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>>42548888
Nah arch is a quitter.

>are you a plant?
>are you the Sun?
>well yes, I am

>>42548888
I think he's said in the past that False Dendrite will be his last quest.

>>42548888
Never. The Turtle has spoken.

Actually not sure if he plans to make false dendrite into a vn. Hope so.

>writing

>>42548936
That he is. And he will never get around to finish that VN too.

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Say, what if Cecile and Overshine were to interrogate someone good cop/bad cop style? How would it go? My guess is something a little like pic related, but with more spaghetti.

>>42548680
>are you a plant?

>>42548680
>are you a plant?

"Well I guess it's better than being naked," I say, shrugging.

Not to say that she doesn't look VERY nice naked but I can definitely understand why she'd take issue to walking around completely exposed.

Dammit, now I'm remembering that time when I walked in on her in the shower...

"...oh!" I snap my fingers. "The shower's upstairs, but there's still the issue of your clothes."
"Eheh, yeah," Irene replies with a guilty smile. "I can make do with a towel for a little while, but do you happen to have a washing machine that I can toss these in?" she says, pulling on the collar of her coat.


>yeah, that won't be a problem
>it's probably better if she borrows something from allison

>>42549346
>>yeah, that won't be a problem

>>42549346
>>it's probably better if she borrows something from allison
Use the washing machine, though.

>>42549346
>it's probably better if she borrows something from allison

>>42549346
>it's probably better if she borrows something from allison

Gotta get something cute for her date with Theresa

>>42549346
>it's probably better if she borrows something from allison

>>42549346
>it's probably better she borrow something from allison

>>42549402
Sluts don't have cute clothes.

>>42549346
>consult allison if she would mind us borrowing some of her clothes...or if they'd even fit such an endowed person.

"Please" is the magic word!

>>42549346
>it's probably better if she borrows something from allison

>writing

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I have no issue with Irene using our washing machine, but I'm still not about to make her wait around here wearing nothing but a towel. Regardless of how pleasant a sight that would be, I couldn't put a friend through that. As such, the only recourse is to lend her something to wear... but anything I gave her would either not fit or be stretched out by her massive chest.

Fortunately, my sister's WAY closer in bust size to IRene than I am.

"C'mon upstairs," I say, leading Irene to the bathroom. "Towels are behind the door and the soap and shampoo's already in there so feel free to use whatever."
"Thanks!" Irene replies, her beaming smile making for am odd fit with her dirt-covered face. "And don't worry, I'll be sure to clean out all the dirt when I'm done!"

Hahahaha I forgot all about that. Thank God Irene's actually nice enough to offer to do that in advance.


>[1/?]

>>42549729
>[2/2]


After making sure that Irene's taken care of, I walk a little ways to Allison's room and knock on the door.

"...what?" Allison replies, looking kind of annoyed with me as she opens her bedroom door. "You chickened out?"
"No," I roll my eyes, "Theresa isn't here yet."


>how do I explain the irene situation?

>>42549992
Hey, this is Irene. She's a branch person I know, she's cool. Also, is it OK if she borrows some of your clothes? She's kinda dirty right now. Also also, sorry for the short notice, I kinda forgot that she was coming over.

>>42549992
Super hero friend of mine got covered in dirt on the way here. She needs clothing.

Wait.. are her tits bigger than Allisons? That could cause sexy problems.

>>42550061
Actually, might want to move the apology to the front of that.

>>42549992
>i have a friend over from out of town, she lost her luggage so could we borrow some clothes for her?

>>42549729
What's she annoyed about, huh? Soon we'll run off on another murder spree, better to appreciate that.

>writing

>>42549992
>"Theresa isn't here yet."
This is what pizza butt actually believes.

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"Then who was that at the door?" Allison asks. "Jehovah's Witnesses?"
"No," I shake my head. "A friend of mine came from out of town and I kind of forgot that she was coming over until she got here," I say.
"........." Allison stares at me. "I don't really care about if you wanted to invite a friend over, but you know you ought to at least tell me ahead of time when you're gonna do stuff like this."
"I know..." I groan.

Yeah, I'm dumb.

"But what I wanted to ask you about is if she could maybe borrow something to wear for a little while?"
"What?" Allison squints at me. "Why?"
"Well she got covered in dirt on the way here," I reply. "She's in the shower right now but her clothes are dirty too so she;ll need something to wear while her stuff washes..."
"Yeah, whatever," she mumbles as she retreats into her room.

I didn't have to plead? Really?


>[1/?]

>>42550506
I'm suddenly very worried about what Ally will bring for her to wear.

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>>42550587
>worried

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>>42550605

>>42550506
>[2/2]

Just as I'm about to thank her, the doorbell rings again.

"Crap..." I groan as the knowledge that this time it really IS the harbinger of my misery at the door. "Allison?" I peek into her room and find her rifling through her dresser.
"What now?" Allison glances at me.
"Theresa's here so I probably need to get out of here soon... but my friend's still in the shower so just leave the clothes outside the bathroom door, okay?"
"Yeah, alright," she sighs.

With one less thing to worry about, I hurry to the front door to greet my friend.

.........oh. Oh yeah.


>tell the theresa about the irene
>that can wait until we get back

>>42550705
>tell the theresa about the irene

Irene probably loves running.

Or we can use her as an excuse to get out of running.

>>42550705
>tell the theresa about the irene

>>42550705
>tell the theresa about the irene

>>42550705
>>tell the theresa about the irene
Surely the Resa will want to hear about this.

>>42550705
>tell the theresa about the irene

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>>42550758
>the Resa

>>42550790
What anime is that picture from?


>writing

>>42550872
Fuck if I know.

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"Hey Cecile," Theresa says, greeting mew with a cheery smile.
"Hey," I mumble.
"I see that you're all ready to go running today..." she says, "...you think you might be up for four blocks this time?"
"HELL NO."

My heart would give out.

"Heh, I thought you'd say that..." Theresa shrugs, "but maybe we can get you there next week."
"That's doubtful," I reply.
"C'mon, you never know!" she says, resting a hand on my shoulder. "Last week you could barely make one and now you've already made it to three!"
"Yeah, and it felt like I was going to die when I did," I mumble.

But I guess I should be thankful that she's so enthusiastic about this stuff despite my absolute sucking at it.

"Before we go," I say, "there's something that I probably should mention to you..."
"Hm?" Theresa tilts her head. "What's up?"


>[1/?]

>>42551056
>"That's doubtful," I reply.
A gram of caffeine and CC could run eight blocks.

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>>42551056
>[2/2]


"Remember what we were talking about yesterday?" I ask.
"Uh..." Theresa's face suddenly goes red. "...you mean setting me up with another one of your friends?"
"Yeah," I nod.
"What, did she call you before I got here or something?" she asks.

I glance into the house.

"No, but she does happen to be upstairs right now, taking a shower..." I say with a nervous chuckle.
"What!?" Theresa gasps. "Y- you're serious!?"
"Yeah," I nod. "She showed up maybe ten minutes before you did."
"Oh man..."

Theresa starts pacing around my porch.

"I can't believe..." she mutters under her breath. "...you're not just measing with me? Because I know you like to do that."
"Nope," I shake my head. "No joking whatsoever."
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh..." she throws her head back like she's roaring at the sky.


>we can hold off on running until she gets out if you want
>but let's go for a jog now, maybe you can run off some of that anxiety!

>>42550790
>>42550872
Did some digging. I'm pretty sure it's "The hentai prince and the stony cat." The style of the eyes seems to match up at least.

>>42551193
>we can hold off on running until she gets out if you want

>>42551193
>we can hold off on running until she gets out if you want

>>42551193
>>we can hold off on running until she gets out if you want

>>42551193
>we can hold off on running until she gets out if you want

>>42551193
You want to jog now or check out her big meaty breasts?

>>42551193
>>but let's go for a jog now, maybe you can run off some of that anxiety!
I think this will work better for Theresa.

Not us but Theresa maybe.

Situations like these are my favorites... and you guys really are thinking like a Cecile.


>>42551207
Ah, so it is. Thanks.


>writing

>>42551193
>>we can hold off on running until she gets out if you want

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"We can hold off on running until she gets out if you want," I say.
"Dammit, Cecile..." Still with her neck arched towards the sky, Theresa lets her arms fall limp at her sides. "I was NOT expecting to be blindsided with this shit right when I got here."
"Sorry," I mumble. "It slipped my mind too and then she showed up at the door and I kind of panicked too..."

I feel kind of like a jerk, but it's not like I -planned- on it to go down like this.

"Shit, and I'm dressed like this, too," Theresa groans as she looks down at her sexy jogging getup.
"Hey, it looks nice," I reply with a playful wink. "It shows off your best assets!"
"Very funny," she mumbles.

What, I wasn't joking!


>[1/?]

>>42551344
>thinking like a Cecile.
....Thats generally not a good thing

Now I'm worried

>>42551454
I'm surprised their quicking sense didn't ping when they showed up.

>>42551512
It did.
Irene's Synapse went off while she was still in the ground, Cecile was still asleep when it happened.

Theresa triggered another one shortly before Cecile got to the door to let Irene in.

>>42551512
Considering Irene came from our backyard and we were expecting Theresa already ( and vise verse), Irene's ping was disguised as someone else's.

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>>42551344
>and you guys really are thinking like a Cecile.

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>>42551454
>[2/2]


"But I guess I might as well wait for her," Theresa sighs.
"Cool," I say, stepping back inside the house and leading Theresa behind me. "We can go running when she comes out of the shower."
"Whatever..."

I lead my super nervous friend to the living room, where we then take a seat on the couch.


>tell her who the mystery date is
>don't spoil the identity of the mystery date

>>42551594
>>don't spoil the identity of the mystery date
Mysteries are fun!

>>42551594
>>don't spoil the identity of the mystery date
I'd go with this but I'd suggest not letting Theresa turn into a nervous wreck while we wait.

>>42551594
>tell her who the mystery date is

>>42551594
>Lie about who it is.

>>42551594
>>don't spoil the identity of the mystery date

>"Tell me about it, now I can go back to my usual carefree self instead of having to worry about my o... never mind that," she laughs.
Irene's altpersonality is in the Qlipoth isn't she.

>>42551620
... why?

>>42551555
I can see that.
>>42551594
>don't spoil the identity of the mystery date

>>42551646
For her reaction.

>writing

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"I can't fuckin' believe..." Theresa groans.
"Really," I say, "it's not like I planned it this way."

Though it is pretty fun to watch her freak out like this, I have to admit.

"What am I even supposed to say to this girl when she comes down?" Theresa asks. "I'm not prepared for this at all!"
"'Hi my name is Theresa, check out my abs'?" I shrug.

My joke is met with a quick jab to my shoulder.

"Not funny," Theresa says, glaring at me.
"Yes it is," I stick my tongue out at her. "Really though, she's nice and you're nice so you'll probably hit it right off!"
"......" she starts blushing even harder.

I am tempted to regale her with tantalizing information on Irene's bosom but I decide not to in the name of good taste.


>[1/?]

>>42551817
inb4 they already know each other and they're mortal enemies

i can feel it coming
in the air tonight

>>42551830
Nah, arch didn't plan us playing matchmaker.

>>42551841
No one expects you to play matchmaker with mortal enemies. It's generally an eventuality that slips most writers' minds.

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>>42551817
>[2/2]

A halfhour passes with us just sitting here on the couch waiting for IRene to come out of the shower. At about the twenty-minute mark, Allison passes through to go to the kitchen but we just keep on sitting here...

...and now I can smell her cooking pancakes and it's starting to make me hungry.

".........you're not just pranking me, are you?" Theresa asks.
"What?" I flinch. "No, she's jusrt taking longer than I expected!" I blurt out. "...must be because her hair's so long..."
"What?"
"She was covered in dirt when she got here and her hair's like all the way down to her knees so I guess it's taking her forever to wash it all the way."
"Why'd she even need to use your shower antyways?" she asks. "That'a kind of a weird thing to just up and do."
"Like I said," I reply, "she was covered in dirt and needed to take a shower to rinse it off."
"But -why- was she covered in dirt?"

Aagh.

"I guess something must've happened on the way here?" I shrug.
"Dammit, I -know- you're hiding something so you better spi-"
"Cecile?" a voice calls out from upstairs.
"Huh?" Theresa glances towards the stairs.


>tell theresa to wait while I go up there to see what she wants
>she can come up there with me if she wants

>>42551963
>>tell theresa to wait while I go up there to see what she wants

>>42551963
>>she can come up there with me if she wants
Hey CC this bra seems little too small and oh hello.

>>42551963
>>she can come up there with me if she wants
>>42551998
Convinced me.

>>42551963
>>she can come up there with me if she wants

>>42551963
>tell theresa to wait while I go up there to see what she wants
inb4 naked

>>42551963
>>42552003
Changing my vote to
>she can come up there with me if she wants

Arch, I still think you have a thing for abs. (And you're not wrong.)

>>42551963
>>>tell theresa to wait while I go up there to see what she wants

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>>42552063
>Arch, I still think you have a thing for abs. (And you're not wrong.)
Girl abs are great.


>writing

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>>42552150

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I push myself up from the couch and start towards the hallway where the stairs are.

"Guess I'd better see what she wants..." I glance back at Theresa. "You can come too if you want."
"Uh..." Theresa mumbles. "Yeah, might as well finally meet this girl."

And so, the two of us make our way upstairs, stopping in front of the open doorway of the bathroom.

"Cecile?" Irene calls out again.
"I'm right here," I reply.
"Oh!" she breathes a sigh of relief, then steps out into the hallway...

...in nothing but a towel.

"Whawhawhawha..." I stammer.
"Umm, I'm done taking a shower and I cleaned all the mud out too..." Irene says, smiling at me like nothing's the matter at all. "So I just need to wash my stuff and then I'll be all set."


>help the irene with that
>address the girl who is frozen behind me

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>>42552327
>address the girl who is frozen behind me

>>42552327
>address the girl who is frozen behind me

>>42552327
>address the girl who is frozen behind me

>>42552327
>>address the girl who is frozen behind me

>>42552327
>>address the girl who is frozen behind me
then proceed with
>>help the irene with that

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>>42552327
Did Theresa go invisible?

>>42552327
>>address the girl who is frozen behind me

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>>42552327

>writing

When we become slightly fit, i.e. around Chapter 10, we should try this. Because sometimes you want to kick a bitch and blinding is vanilla.

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>>42552666
>slightly fit, i.e. around Chapter 10
Somebody's certainly feeling optimistic.

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My inner pervert is rejoicing and it's taking everything I have to keep from grinning like a total creep right now. Instead, I glance back at my friend who's currently frozen in shock at the sight of a hot busty girl in a wet towel.

"Umm," I wave my hand in front of Theresa's face. "Theresa?"
"Whoa, I didn't even know she was there!" Irene laughs.
"C'mon, snap out of it..." I groan, shaking her until she finally becomes responsive. "This is Irene, she's the girl I was telling you about."
"Th... this is..." Theresa gulps.
"Yeah," I nod.

Spinning on her heel, Theresa does a complete 180-degree spin so that her back is to us.

"H... hello..." Theresa mumbles. "I didn't know that you were, umm..."
"Oh!" Irene stammers. "you're the one who Cecile wanted to introduce me to!?"

Irene's face grows flushed as she slides back into the bathroom.

"And here I am, completely indecent..." she groans. "I'm so sorry!"
"N- no, it's my fault for coming up here in the first place," Theresa mumbles.

I love this so much, it's like the absolute best in schadenfreude. Super embarrassment overload and NONE of it has to do with me!


>[1/?]

>>42552699
did she break the leg or is that guy some kind of super mutant

>>42552805
It's raildex, what do you think?

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>>42552758
>[2/2]

"So..." Irene says, peeking her had out of the bathroom, "...if you could just show me where you washing machine is then I can take care of this..."
"My sister said that she'd lend you something to wear in the meantime," I reply. "I thought it was supposed to be by the door, but..."

Just as I say that, I see a small pile of clothes lying by the hinge side of the doorway. No wonder she didn't see it.

"...umm, they're right there," I say, pointing at them.
"Oh!" Irene stammers. "Er, I'll be right out!"

Way faster than I was expecting, Irene snatches up her change of clothes and slams the bathroom door shut.

"Is it okay to turn around now?" Theresa asks.
"Yeah, the door's closed," I reply, unable to keep from giggling a little.
"Dammit..." she groans. "Hitting me with that out of the blue..."
"Don't act like you didn't like what you saw," I reply.
"That's not the point and you know it," she says, smacking me on the back of the head.

I guess I did deserve that.


>let's go wait for the irene downstairs
>let's wait for her right here

>>42553028
>>let's go wait for the irene downstairs

>>42553028
>let's wait for her right here
So she won't have to traverse an unfamiliar house by herself

>>42553028
>>let's go wait for the irene downstairs

>>42553028
>let's go wait for the irene downstairs

>writing

>>42553028
>>let's go wait for the irene downstairs

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"C'mon," I say, pushing Theresa along, "we can wait for her downstairs."
"Alright," Theresa replies.

Theresa's silence on the way back downstairs really stands out, and the intensity of her blushing only serves to make it all the more apparent. I'm kind enough to keep quiet until we get to the couch and sit down, but that's about as far as my self-control will allow.

"Well?" I lean on Theresa's shoulder. "What do you have to say?"
"What?" Theresa pushes me off.
"Is she not pretty?"
"Yeah, she's kinda hot..." she mumbles.
"And her chest?"
"Dammit, Cecile..." she groans.

you ought to know my now that she is not a degenerate like you

and your perversion grows worse with every passing day that you are without your chosen weed


>[1/?]

>>42553186
Overchan, Cecile is like an unsexed cat. Just masturbate her and she'll shut up for a while.

>>42553201
I don't think Arch has ever written a character that needs a magic wand more than Cecile.

>>42553208
But you literally MET the obsessive vibrator jockey in the last arc, and she got turned into hamburger meat.

Unless Arch decided to change Noelle's character for this quest, she's very much the obsessive vibrator jockey when she's off screen.

>>42553208
She can make her own magic wand herself after adjusting the burning bit.

>>42553208
Luciana
Racquel?

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>>42553232
>Unless Arch decided to change Noelle's character for this quest

>>42553232
Go away.

>>42553245
But anon. I am away.

>>42553186
Hey CC thick-rimmed glasses don't suit you. They make you look like a hipster.

>>42553272
CC is a fucking hipster.
So normalfag she hasn't even played kirby
bad at both schoolwork and athletics
Friends with a BLACK GIRL and a lesbian

The only thing that would make her more hipster is if she lived with a single mom and wanted to contradict the single mom and establish her own identity.

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>>42553186
>[2/2]

"She's super nice, too," I say.
"Yeah, yeah..." Theresa mumbles.

Our attention is drawn by the sound of footsteps coming down the stairs. Both me and Theresa turn to the doorway just in time for Irene to enter the room... wearing a tanktop that stops just short of her bellybutton and a pair of short shorts.

"Umm, hey," Irene says, smiling awkwardly as she tries in vain to pull her top down lower. Unfortunately for her, this only serves to push her boobs up through the low-cut neckline even more than they already were.

Allison...


>I shall go and say something to my sister about the clothes she left for my friend
>this is just fine, I take no issue with what she's wearing

>>42553304
>>this is just fine, I take no issue with what she's wearing

>>42553240
Luciana has her very own Reinstick to ride, CC doesn't.

>>42553304
I can ask if me sister has something less revealing if you want. Don't worry, it's no trouble.

>>42553304
>I shall go and say something to my sister about the clothes she left for my friend

>>42553304
>I should probably go and say something to my sister about the clothes she left for my friend.

>probably

>>42553304
>>this is just fine, I take no issue with what she's wearing
No surprise here.

>>42553336
I was thinking the same but maybe worded a little different?

>>42553381
Rephrase it all you want, as long as the basic intent stays the same

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>>42553304
>this is just fine, I take no issue with what she's wearing

Though to be honest, best Pokegirl outfit goes to Shauntal.

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>>42553421
Or shikimi, as she is known on the gelbooru.

>Google images shows a pic of some tranny crossplaying as shikimi in the most ghetto costume possible and it is top lel

>>42553304
>>this is just fine, I take no issue with what she's wearing

Looks like a tie, so it's time for FINAL DESTINATION NO ITEMS FOX ONLY voting time.
Reply TO THIS POST with the number and ONLY the number of your choice.

>1: I shall go and say something to my sister about the clothes she left for my friend
2: >this is just fine, I take no issue with what she's wearing

Timelimit is five minutes from this post.

>>42553461
1

>>42553461
1

>>42553461
1

Clock over.


>writing

>>42553461
2

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"Umm..." I do my best not to stare at Irene and fail miserably. "...if you want, I can ask my sister if she has something less revealing if you want."
"If it's not too much to ask," Irene replies with a sheepish smile. "I've never really been one to show off skin like this."

Then she glances at Theresa and her eyes practically bug out of her head.

"S- sorry!" Irene stammers. "It's not like I have anything AGAINST showing skin, I mean-"
"It's fine," Theresa replies, her eyes averted from Irene and her face beet-red. "I only dress like this when I'm out jogging anyways, I get what you mean."
"I wasn't trying to offend you..." she mumbles. "It's just that I'm self-conscious about my body. That's why I usually wear a coat everywhere, it draws attention away from my chest instead of..."

This is cute and I want to stick around to watch but I'd probably be getting in the way so now is when I make my exit.


>[1/?]

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>>42553581

Yup, it's onwards to the kitchen with me...

"Hey," I call out to my sister who's in the middle of adding to a massive stack of pancakes.
"Yeah?" Allison glances at me. "You can tell your friend that breakfast'll be ready soonish."

Huh? She's actually going out of her way to cook for Irene?

"Uh, thanks," I say, "but I actually wanted to talk to you about something else."
"What now?" she sighs.
"The clothes you lent her, they're kinda... showoffy?" I say, trying to put it as gently as possible. "So do you think you might have something that covers up more?"
"......" my sister lets out a long sigh and turns off the stove. "Yeah, sure. I thought that outfit was cute but I guess not everyone's willing to show some midriff..."

She seems kind of disappointed.

"So what, is this friend of yours some kind of church girl?" Allison asks.
"Actually, yeah," I nod.
".........oh," she groans. "Great, now I feel like a jackass."


>[2/?]

>>42553628

So CC left them both alone. I kinda hope she walks in on them making out.

>>42553662
You do realise that Theresa has invisi powers so that is impossible unless Blind-chan wants to show off to Cecile.

>>42553628
>[3/3]

The two of us return to the living room to find Irene standing by the doorway that she came in from while nervously folding her arms over her chest while talking to a nervous-looking Theresa.

"Sorry for the clothes thing," Allison says in that cheery tone that she gets when she's embarrassed," I'll get you something else to wear in a minute.
"Thanks," Irene replies. "And sorry for imposing like this."
"Eh, it's nothing," she shrugs. "Might as well get used to it now, right?"
"Huh?" I glance at her.

Get used to what?

"You said that she came here from out of town, right?" Allison asks. "I don't really care if she sticks around but I -would- like to know for how long."


>how do I respond?

>>42553679

Why would they go invisible to make out? Probably shortly after getting caught, but not during thats silly.

>>42553716
>>42553662
You do realize it's ridiculous to expect them to make out at this point, right?

>>42553709
>how do I respond?
Tell her to ask Irene.

>>42553727
Clearly you have never seen lesbians IRL.

>>42553709
Ask Irene what she thinks.

>>42553740
I have. I even got bitten by one once.

>writing

>>42553748
Roger that was a spider. Not a lesbian.

>Captcha has noodles on a pizza
Hmm. I might try cooking that.

>>42553784
I guess it's possible, I was kind of drunk at the time.

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"Irene?" I turn to my still-embarrassed friend.
"Er-" Irene stammers. "I'm sure I'll be able to stay back where we had you and your girlfriend last month," she says. "I never intended to impose on you two, you know?"
"Last month...?" Allison glances at me. "Wait, are you involved in that tree stuff too?"
"Oh, you know about us?" she breathes a sigh of relief. "That'll make things WAY easier!"
"Wait, what?" Theresa speaks up. "She's a..."
"Yeah," I nod. "She's a Branch holder too."
"Irene Lindegaard, member of the Tree of Life!" she says, holding out her hand to Theresa with a warm smile on her face. "It's nice to meet you!"

Theresa flashes me an uneasy look before taking Irene's hand.

"Theresa Ingram..." she says. "Nice to meet you too."

This just got kind of awkward.


>[1/?]

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>>42553834

"Great, now we're all acquainted!" Allison claps her hands together. "Irene, if you could come up to my room for a minute then I'll try and find you something that'll fit that chest of yours!"
"Er, thank you..." Irene replies with a nervous laugh.
"It's a shame that you're not into what you're wearing right now," she sighs, "it really does look good on you."

Before Irene's able to say otherwise, Allison takes her hand and pulls her out of the room and up the stairs.

"Eheh..." I plop back onto the couch next to Theresa.
"You didn't say she was that chick who was working with that asshole who tried to kill you and Mina," Theresa says in a hushed tone.
"That guy's an asshole, yeah," I reply, "but Irene's always been nothing but nice to me and she's here by herself this time so he won't be an issue."
"You sure?"
"Yup," I nod. "One hundred percent.

Unless there's an Archibald growing in my backyard too, anyways.


>[2/?]

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>>42553834
Alison's face when she realises that, not only did CC convert to lesbians, she just converted a church girl to lesbians as well.

>>42553884
That feel when you're woken up by tapping and rustling at 11pm and Doritos are tapping on your window.

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>>42553895

Really appreciate the pics you've been posting this thread, Arch

>>42553904
This needs to be shooped so normalguy on the top right is replaced with Iris from Pokemon

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>>42553884
>[3/3]

"I mean," Theresa says, "Irene's super cute and she seems pretty nice but I don't want to get myself caught up in any more shit than I have to, you know?"
"Yeah," I nod.

It's bad enough that a good deal of the aforementioned shit is because of me.

"But I guess I'll give it a chance," she says. "If nothing else, it's better than being alone."
"Great!" I clasp my hands together in a way that's WAY too similar to my sister.

I really hope I'm not turning into her.

"So..." Theresa cracks her knuckles, "...once they come back down, how about we finally get that running in?"
"Dammit," I groan, remembering the imminent pain that I'd been using every excuse to put off. "Yeah, alright..."

I glance at my phone...

"...well."

I show it to her.

"What!?" Theresa stammers. "It's already SEVEN THIRTY!?"
"Looks like we wasted too much time," I shrug. "We'd better get changed like right now or we're going to be late."
"Dammit!" she clutches her forehead.


>yup, time to change
>we haven't eaten breakfast and irene's here and it's the day before vacation starts so let's just play hooky

>>42553969
>>yup, time to change
No hooky, CC

>>42553969
>>yup, time to change
Just according to keikaku.

>>42553884
>she's here by herself this time
Wait a second. She’s here secretly, right? That means if she sleeps at the church she will get in trouble! Or be called away soon!

Oh shit nigga

>Irene goes home with Theresa
>sees the Book of the Gardener
>wonders what the fuck is going on, and if such a ridiculous co-incidence (there were 2 books in the same city and she just got fucking HOOKED UP with the one person in the city that had the second) means that she is now in some kind of socially anxious chinese cartoon

>>42553969
>>we haven't eaten breakfast and irene's here and it's the day before vacation starts so let's just play hooky

We can't leave Irene right now!

>>42553969
>yup, time to change
Jog on the way to school. ogogo

>>42553969
>>we haven't eaten breakfast and irene's here and it's the day before vacation starts so let's just play hooky

>>42553999
This kills Cecile.

>>42553969
>yup, time to change
We've already missed too much school

>>42553969
>>we haven't eaten breakfast and irene's here and it's the day before vacation starts so let's just play hooky
I'm voting this just for more Irene time in the quest.

The story just kind of ground to a halt in this thread but I still really enjoyed writing this stuff anyways so I thank you all for humoring me.

The next thread will be on Friday night if I'm feeling stupid, and Sunday night if I'm not.


and now for questions

>>42554064
Q. Which dendrite most needs a vibrator?
Q. Which dendrite gets the most use out of their vibrator?
Q. Which dendrite owns the greatest number of vibrators? Vibrators that haven't been used at all still count as owned vibrators.
Q. Does Mina finally acknowledge that Touhou > Kancolle yet?

>>42554064
How could Irene and Theresa's first impression of each other have gone better?
What would've been the worst that could happen?

>>42554064
Friday would be better for me so I hope you'll be feeling stupid...

How long has it been since Irene last had a gf? That she went down on?

>>42553988
Just calling attention to this because this is the sort of avoidable shit that’s been happening all quest. She can stay at CC’s home for a few days, or maybe with Theresa once they get along better.

>>42554064
Thanks for the thread.

>>42554064
How old is Irene, or is it a secret?

>>42554074
No.

>>42554084
>How could Irene and Theresa's first impression of each other have gone better?
Theresa waiting downstairs and avoiding the towel situation altogether and then Irene getting something better to wear from Allison before Theresa saw her in the skimpy getup.

>What would've been the worst that could happen?
Worst-case scenario was maximum spaghetti overload with Irene walking around with her tits out and then having breakfast with Theresa while dressed like that.
Cecile would have enjoyed the hell out of that but she'd have been the only one to do so.

>>42554104
>How long has it been since Irene last had a gf?
About six months. The last time was the incident that Lloyd mentioned in the sidestory, a fling with another girl in the Tree of Life.
Irene got used.

>That she went down on?
[CLASSIFIED]

>>42554143
>How old is Irene, or is it a secret?
It's a secret.
>>42553889
>Alison's face when she realises that, not only did CC convert to lesbians, she just converted a church girl to lesbians as well.
However, I will say that she's been fooling around with other girls (and also guys) since before either Cecile was even born.


And that's all for me. Thanks for playing!

For further questioning:
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https://studioarchelon.wordpress.com/

>>42554208
Way off the half-your-age+7 scale, then

>>42554208
>Theresa waiting downstairs and avoiding the towel situation altogether and then Irene getting something better to wear from Allison before Theresa saw her in the skimpy getup.
Wouldn’t that have been worse? Mutual embarrassment is a great bonding experience, and Theresa got to think sexy thoughts about Irene twice!

>>42554223
Irene should be young enough if you count the mean of all Irenes.

>>42554248
It would make for a less turbulent start. They're both awkward enough as it is, no need to make it worse.

>>42554248
To clarify, only certain amounts of embarrassment help. I think this worked great because Irene quickly changed her outfit. Had she needed to keep it, it would have been bad.

>>42553748
Did you get her powers?

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>>42554208
>Worst-case

>>42555229
No, just a minor scar.

>>42555420
Did you soak it in honey?