FIRST POST

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>>42612202
rekt m8

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She shakes her head. “They did a good job patching me at sea and I wasn't in any danger of sinking - I was just dead in the water for a bit. And...” she bites her lip. “They're going to need all available manpower for the destroyers that got hit, so...”
“Oh,” Shoukaku says gently, letting her voice fall. “That's right. So you lost them from a grazing shell?”

“Lost what?”

“Your pantie-”

“WHAT!?” Hornet yelps, snapping rigid in her seat, hands probably slapping into her buckskin-clad thighs. “W-wh-what-”

“If they were side-ties, honey,” Shoukaku says sweetly, “I didn't even see the strings across your hips-”

“BOXERS!” Hornet yelps, causing the few heads still on the street to turn curiously. The poor girl blushes even more furiously, her face almost giving off thermals as she turns it towards the table. “Boxers,” she growls. “BoxersIwearboxersokay?”

“... but aren't those for m-”

“SouixwearloinclothsandboxersfeellooseandcomfortablelikeboxerssoIwearboxersokaytheygotrolledupwhenIslidbecuasethey'reloosethey'resupposedtobeloosethat'slikethey'reboxersokay-”

“Hmmmm,” Shoukaku says, a catlike smirk on her face as she tilts her head to try and get an angle on Hornet's hip past the table edge. You can't tell if her attitude is vengeful or actually interested, but either way it's not the Shoukaku you know - poor Hornet's been grilled enough. “She does. Hate griped to me once about how she's always stealing his, and I quote, 'ranger panties'.”

“He *told* you that!?” Hornet breathes in horror.

“When he was bitching. He's a marine. If he didn't have something to bitch about he'd probably die on the spot.”

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night battle or we riot

>>42612193
>>42612226


f u

>>42612243
Lyran cockblock get shrekt

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Shoukaku is giggling. “I suppose those are hard for a lady to shop for, truly. So, how did your tow back to Yokosuka go?”

“F-fine,” Hornet says quietly. She's staring straight down at her lap now, her blush starting to look like the heart of a blast furnance. “J-just fine.”

“Did you guys talk?”

“Yuh.”

“About what?”

“Stuff.”

Shoukaku leans in salaciously. “Oooooh? What *kiii~ind~* of stuff?”

“Shoukaku,” you say gently, placing a hand on her shoulder. She blinks, then leans back, looking rather abashed. “Hornet-” you sigh. There's a lot to say to her, but this doesn't feel like the place. “Go get some sleep, okay? God knows you earned it.”

Hornet nods demurely and sits quietly as you invoke the Power Of The Star to ring up the motor pool and have a driver come collect your high-value charge - she's still in no shape to be hiking across hill and dale, and Yokosuka has plenty of both. With that settled, you trace the outline of your smartphone through your pocket, wondering at the day's schedule, before remembering there isn't one.

It's Saturday, after all.

>[ ] Get down to the docks to greet your incoming girls at the “party.” Sammy, Willie and Harder sure did their part - you want to be there to let them know it.
>[ ] Bite the bullet - go talk to Hate. He pushed, you pushed back. He should've known this was coming. You're both grown-ass men - you can't let this come between you.
>[ ] Go track down Arizona - you really, *really* need your CAC card back, first thing. You trust her immensely, but it's still your goddamned CAC card.
>[ ] Other?

>>42612230
Hornet a cute

Enjoy the calm while you can boys

The biggest question is:
Will the F/A-18 Hornet pilot show up again?

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>>42612281
>>[ ] Bite the bullet - go talk to Hate. He pushed, you pushed back. He should've known this was coming. You're both grown-ass men - you can't let this come between you.
>>[ ] Go track down Arizona - you really, *really* need your CAC card back, first thing. You trust her immensely, but it's still your goddamned CAC card.
Hate and Arizona are in the same place right now, remember

>>42612281
>[x] Go track down Arizona - you really, *really* need your CAC card back, first thing. You trust her immensely, but it's still your goddamned CAC card.
PRIORITIES PEOPLE!

>>42612281
>[ ] Get down to the docks to greet your incoming girls at the “party.” Sammy, Willie and Harder sure did their part - you want to be there to let them know it.

>>42612281
>[ ] Go track down Arizona - you really, *really* need your CAC card back, first thing. You trust her immensely, but it's still your goddamned CAC card.
Man, it'd be great if this came up on a review. How do we explain it?

>>42612281
>>[ ] Go track down Arizona - you really, *really* need your CAC card back, first thing. You trust her immensely, but it's still your goddamned CAC card.

>>42612281
>>[ ] Get down to the docks to greet your incoming girls at the “party.” Sammy, Willie and Harder sure did their part - you want to be there to let them know it.

>>42612281
>>[ ] Get down to the docks to greet your incoming girls at the “party.” Sammy, Willie and Harder sure did their part - you want to be there to let them know it.

I want to see Daijoubu.

Also Shigure and Hamp.

>>42612281
>[x] Get down to the docks to greet your incoming girls at the “party.” Sammy, Willie and Harder sure did their part - you want to be there to let them know it.

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>>42612281
>[ ] Bite the bullet - go talk to Hate. He pushed, you pushed back. He should've known this was coming. You're both grown-ass men - you can't let this come between you.

>>42612281
>>[ ] Bite the bullet - go talk to Hate. He pushed, you pushed back. He should've known this was coming. You're both grown-ass men - you can't let this come between you.

>>42612281
ARIZONA
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>>42612281
>>[ ] Go track down Arizona - you really, *really* need your CAC card back, first thing. You trust her immensely, but it's still your goddamned CAC card.

>>42612281
>[ ] Get down to the docks to greet your incoming girls at the “party.” Sammy, Willie and Harder sure did their part - you want to be there to let them know it.

IT'S TIME FOR TEATIME GO

>>42612281
>>[ ] Get down to the docks to greet your incoming girls at the “party.” Sammy, Willie and Harder sure did their part - you want to be there to let them know it
>>42612310
Here's a bigger one.
Is Akagi's... flight deck still around or is she normal sized? I have no idea how else to phrase this.

>>42612281
>>[ ] Get down to the docks to greet your incoming girls at the “party.” Sammy, Willie and Harder sure did their part - you want to be there to let them know it.

>>42612281
>[X] Get down to the docks to greet your incoming girls at the “party.” Sammy, Willie and Harder sure did their part - you want to be there to let them know it.

This should be good.

>>42612281
>[X] Go track down Arizona - you really, *really* need your CAC card back, first thing. You trust her immensely, but it's still your goddamned CAC card.

CAC then party.

>>42612281
>[X] Get down to the docks to greet your incoming girls at the “party.” Sammy, Willie and Harder sure did their part - you want to be there to let them know it.

>>42612281
>>[ ] Get down to the docks to greet your incoming girls at the “party.” Sammy, Willie and Harder sure did their part - you want to be there to let them know it.

Must greet daughtarus

also congratulate Hamp on getting his own.

>>42612180
I woke up and saw this

Today is a GRORIUS day

>>42612397
>CAC then party.

If Arizona is trustworthy and responsible, it can wait just a little while longer. And if she isn't then Settle is already fucked.

>>42612281
We need our CAC before someone important notices we aint got it. THEn we can go party.

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>>42612281
>[ ] Go track down Arizona - you really, *really* need your CAC card back, first thing. You trust her immensely, but it's still your goddamned CAC card.

>>42612281
>[ ] Go track down Arizona - you really, *really* need your CAC card back, first thing. You trust her immensely, but it's still your goddamned CAC card.

>>42612281
>>[ ] Get down to the docks to greet your incoming girls at the “party.” Sammy, Willie and Harder sure did their part - you want to be there to let them know it.

>>[ ] Get down to the docks to greet your incoming girls at the “party.” Sammy, Willie and Harder sure did their part - you want to be there to let them know it.
>Bring Shokaku

>>42612281
>>[ ] Get down to the docks to greet your incoming girls at the “party.” Sammy, Willie and Harder sure did their part - you want to be there to let them know it.

>>42612389
This reminds me.

BATLEADXAKAGI WHEN

>>42612281
>[x] Bite the bullet - go talk to Hate. He pushed, you pushed back. He should've known this was coming. You're both grown-ass men - you can't let this come between you.

All promise disaster, but CAC card, or Sammy on coffee or not, Hate has the potential to throw an entire toolbox in literally everything... Plus, he deserves at least a man-to-man talk. we've been through enough for that much at least. No ranks, just two men fighting the same war.

...Plus I want my god-damn fairy marine landing parties. How fucking sweet would that be?!

THEN we grab our CAC card and finally go see what Sammy's set on fire in a caffeine-fueled outburst.

>>42612281
>[ ] Get down to the docks to greet your incoming girls at the “party.” Sammy, Willie and Harder sure did their part - you want to be there to let them know it.

>>42612281
>>[ ] Get down to the docks to greet your incoming girls at the “party.” Sammy, Willie and Harder sure did their part - you want to be there to let them know it.

Do people not know or not care about the importance of the CAC card, and what it could do to us when it gets out that we gave it away?

>>42612281
>[x] Go track down Arizona - you really, *really* need your CAC card back, first thing. You trust her immensely, but it's still your goddamned CAC card.

WAIFU TIME TOOT TOOT

>>42612370

YOU

BEAUTIFUL

SON OF A BITCH

>told hornet to go home
>we go to check hamps teaparty
>hornet sitting in a bush watching

>>42612180
>>[ ] Get down to the docks to greet your incoming girls at the “party.” Sammy, Willie and Harder sure did their part - you want to be there to let them know it.

>>42612281
>[x] Get down to the docks to greet your incoming girls at the “party.” Sammy, Willie and Harder sure did their part - you want to be there to let them know it.
>[x] Go track down Arizona - you really, *really* need your CAC card back, first thing. You trust her immensely, but it's still your goddamned CAC card.

>>42612281
>>[ ] Bite the bullet - go talk to Hate. He pushed, you pushed back. He should've known this was coming. You're both grown-ass men - you can't let this come between you.

>>42612281
>[X] Get down to the docks to greet your incoming girls at the “party.” Sammy, Willie and Harder sure did their part - you want to be there to let them know it.

Right. So.

When I did the initial timeline, I missed a day. After the task force was dispatched, Settle spent the night in the CnC. The battle of Bonin Islands took place on the morning into the early afternoon of the seventh day.

Updated:

Day 1:
Arrival at Yokosuka
Meet Goto
Return of Harder

Day 2:
Harder and Naka fight
Abyssal attack on Pasaleng
Battle at the Philipines
BB-3, BB-4 emergence
Arizona EOD
Naka hospitalized

Day 3:
First Naka hospital visit
AAR with Jintsu, Kongou, Tenryuu, Tatsuta
First mention of AR lower
Settle and Kaga fight
Sammy and Mogami, Choukai, Chikuma fight
Meet Crab, Wainwright

Day 4:
Wake-up call by Kongou, Kirishima
'Rescue' by Arizona
Goto meeting
Call, CNO
Second Naka hospital visit
Briefing, Harder
Abyssal attack at Yokosuka
Scouting mission, Tone, Chikuma
Date, Shoukaku
Containment activity, Hate

Day 5:
Breakfast, DesDiv6
Range practice, Kongou, Arizona, DesDiv6, Willie Dee
Harder and Fubuki fight
Settle and Hornet fight
Third Naka hospital visit
Mikasa visit, Settle, Arizona, Willie Dee, Hate
Settle, Hate and Tenryuu fight. Arizona, Willie Dee, DesDiv6 bystanders.
Reequip Arizona, Kongou
Abyssal attack on Tone, Chikuma
Settle hospitalized (this quest gave me cancer)

Day 6:
Meet Yamato
Task force dispatched

Day 7:
Battle of Bonin Islands
Iwo Jima emergence
Return of Northampton
Settle and Hate fight

Day 8:
Paperwork with Naka

Day 9:
Early AM: Task force return
Breakfast, Shoukaku

>>42612281
>>[X] Get down to the docks to greet your incoming girls (and boy) at the “party.” Sammy, Willie and Harder sure did their part - you want to be there to let them know it.

>>42612281
>[x] Go track down Arizona - you really, *really* need your CAC card back, first thing. You trust her immensely, but it's still your goddamned CAC card.

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>>42612281
>[x] Bite the bullet - go talk to Hate. He pushed, you pushed back. He should've known this was coming. You're both grown-ass men - you can't let this come between you.

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>>42612281
>[ ] Bite the bullet - go talk to Hate. He pushed, you pushed back. He should've known this was coming. You're both grown-ass men - you can't let this come between you.
I'M PUSHING FOR PUREST LOVE AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME

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>>42612370
Also one of those, I think this one >>42612497 ,is mine. Adding >-[x]Bring Shokaku

callin vooootes

>>42612281
>[ ] Go track down Arizona - you really, *really* need your CAC card back, first thing. You trust her immensely, but it's still your goddamned CAC card.

>>42612281
>>[ ] Get down to the docks to greet your incoming girls at the “party.” Sammy, Willie and Harder sure did their part - you want to be there to let them know it.

>>42612281
>>[ ] Get down to the docks to greet your incoming girls at the “party.” Sammy, Willie and Harder sure did their part - you want to be there to let them know it.

>>42612281
>[X] Get down to the docks to greet your incoming girls at the “party.” Sammy, Willie and Harder sure did their part - you want to be there to let them know it.

>>42612281
>>[ ] Get down to the docks to greet your incoming girls at the “party.” Sammy, Willie and Harder sure did their part - you want to be there to let them know it.

>Grab some donuts

GUYS, WE NEED TO GO GET OUR DAUGHTERU.

also we get to see some more Hamp. We can get Arizona any other time, we literally have gotten nothing from hamp

...also we should bring Shokaku. Because reasons.

>>42612281
>Get down to the docks to greet your incoming girls at the “party.” Sammy, Willie and Harder sure did their part - you want to be there to let them know it.

SHIPLUTS THEN ARI OR HATE

>>42612281
>[ ] Get down to the docks to greet your incoming girls at the “party.” Sammy, Willie and Harder sure did their part - you want to be there to let them know it.

>>42612467
Hate wants to go on a capture mission with no Arc Throwers and without a completed Holding Cell. He wants to lead a group of men to their deaths for his own benefit.

>>42612281
>>[x] Bite the bullet - go talk to Hate. He pushed, you pushed back. He should've known this was coming. You're both grown-ass men - you can't let this come between you.

Let's try to patch things up then the CAC card.

We never did get to talk to Shigure.

>>42612281
>>[ ] Go track down Arizona - you really, *really* need your CAC card back, first thing. You trust her immensely, but it's still your goddamned CAC card.

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>>42612562
>already taking her for granted

>>42612281
>>[ ] Bite the bullet - go talk to Hate. He pushed, you pushed back. He should've known this was coming. You're both grown-ass men - you can't let this come between you.
This is important. Hell I am a Shoukakufag and I still think we need that card.

>>42612281
>[X] Get down to the docks to greet your incoming girls at the “party.” Sammy, Willie and Harder sure did their part - you want to be there to let them know it.

Remember, Hamp is giving them coffee. DO NOT LET SAMMY GET COFFEE!

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>[ ] Get down to the docks to greet your incoming girls at the “party.” Sammy, Willie and Harder sure did their part - you want to be there to let them know it.

Arriving shipsluts from battle get top priority. Also, Kongou shenanigans.

Just make sure they don't start making curry or something.

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>>42612370
Damnit anon. I yearn evermore for more AWiY.

>>42612281
>[x] Get down to the docks to greet your incoming girls at the “party.” Sammy, Willie and Harder sure did their part - you want to be there to let them know it.

>>42612507

So, uh, waifufags. Settle has known Shoukaku for like, three whole days and Arizona for maybe a week. Maybe, just maybe, we can recognize that ain't a sound basis for rushing right into TRUE LOVE.

>>42612281
>>[x] Get down to the docks to greet your incoming girls at the “party.” Sammy, Willie and Harder sure did their part - you want to be there to let them know it.

>>42612281
>>[ ] Bite the bullet - go talk to Hate. He pushed, you pushed back. He should've known this was coming. You're both grown-ass men - you can't let this come between you.
>>[ ] Go track down Arizona - you really, *really* need your CAC card back, first thing. You trust her immensely, but it's still your goddamned CAC card.
>>Bring Shokaku

More fun that way.

>>42612588
This is why I refuse the waifus, it's for their own good.

>>42612281
>[x] Go track down Arizona
>[x] Bring her to the docks to join the welcome party
>[x] If we can't find her in time, go to the party, resume the search afterwards

post stack pls, I'm on a phone

>>42612281
>other
FUCKING RELAX
FIND A QUIET SPOT AWAY FROM THE INSANITY.

>>42612370
so true it hurts

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Pic of Vanguard 'cause image limit last thread.

Also, if Warspite Fag is here I'd like to talk to ya in the IRC.

VOTES CALLED TOOT TOOOT

>>42612588
ALL IS LOST

YOU BLEW IT ALL UP! GODDAMN YOU ALL TO HELL

>>42612281
>[ ] Get down to the docks to greet your incoming girls at the “party.” Sammy, Willie and Harder sure did their part - you want to be there to let them know it.

>>42612281

>[ ] Bite the bullet - go talk to Hate. He pushed, you pushed back. He should've known this was coming. You're both grown-ass men - you can't let this come between you.

And if we're allowed to queue up actions...

>[ ] Go track down Arizona - you really, *really* need your CAC card back, first thing. You trust her immensely, but it's still your goddamned CAC card.

>>42612600
To be fair, couples meeting by chance and falling hard in love isn't unheard of.

And it's fiction, let the romantics be romantics.

>>42612600
It's a quest, it's how they work. A normal relationship build up isn't really fesiable in them. That and it's a cripple Admiral and a SHIPGIRL, nothing's normal about that.

>>42612281
>[ ] Go track down Arizona - you really, *really* need your CAC card back, first thing. You trust her immensely, but it's still your goddamned CAC card.

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>>42612281
>[x] Go track down Arizona - you really, *really* need your CAC card back, first thing. You trust her immensely, but it's still your goddamned CAC card.

The first step of proper security is knowing where everyone and everything is. Arizona may have traded your CAC for a donut burger or something.

Pic unrelated.

DOCKS WINS BY A LANDSLIDE, POSTS INCOMING

>>42612622
Nice work Renaissancefag

>>42612631
Wow what a shit tier Saber clone.

>>42612281
>[ ] Go track down Arizona - you really, *really* need your CAC card back, first thing. You trust her immensely, but it's still your goddamned CAC card.

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>>42612588

>[X] Go track down Arizona - you really, *really* need your CAC card back, first thing. You trust her immensely, but it's still your goddamned CAC card.

>>42612622
Two problems here.

First, the eyes just look wrong somehow.

Second, there’s no way in hell that Vanguard wouldn't come back as an Abyssal.

>>42612507
Didn't we give Arizona our CAC card on Day 7?
And we got the call from the spooks that Arizona was there with our card on the morning of Day 8?
So we gave our card away for a day and a half?

>>42612230
WOOT WOOT! BACK DAT ASS UP! Just look at that perfect ass! It's superior to Arizona's!

>>42612549
>not houkongo tea time

>>42612370
well done!
>>42612588
It is in our nature I suppose.

Awww man, no EPIC BRO RECONCILIATION with Hate. Ain't good to let that shit fester Settle.

Unless Hate gets punchy. Then veering wide is a GREAT plan.

>>42612653
Remember, time goes slower for us. It's been a week for Settle, but 9 months for us.

>>42612719
you really need to go back into the archives and read the story i wrote...

>>42612588
Hey buddy
Are you into netorare
I dearly hope you are!

>>42612697
IT'S TOO LATE. THE RIDE NEVER ENDS.

Honestly, 50% of the reason I'm here is to enjoy the tears of the voter base.

>>42612549

That's fucking queer, fag.

>>42612723

I hope you know what you've just started

...even if i agree

>>42612622
>>42612719
I believe last thread, she DID. That's why I'm writing Warspite's story right now.

Anyone know how I get to the IRC? I'm not sure about the protocol for posting this monster...

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>>42612728
I know bruh, but well that's kinda--
Fuck it. Editing it now.

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>>42612675
>letting our ID stay out in the wild
>letting our ID stay out in the wild of nerds
This cannot possibly come back to bite us in the ass.

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>>42612723
Excuse you

>>42612747
>but 9 months for us.
Congrats anon it's Planefag's!

>>42612675
PLANEFAG

Where can I find A Wizard is You? I cant locate it anywhere with my pathetic search engine skill.

>>42612723
Zuikaku and Shoukaku were sister ships.

Shoukaku's ass should look just as fine.

>>42612754
>lol i troll u.

>>42612754
Might you know... The Bleach Doctor?

>>42612747
that's a major reason why things like this play out so quickly in story: trying to go for realistic would take YEARS.

>>42612723
I doubt that, if was say Takao/Atago or Yamato it'd be one thing ,but not her. (I think ass wise Shoukaku and Arizona would be even)

>>42612783
It would be better as Zuikaku is pretty runty in figure compared to her sister.

>>42612782
It's the first fucking result in Google. Fuck off.

>>42612803

Cats everywhere?

>>42612786
Not really, I just really enjoy the panicked reactions PF manages to create.

... Sometimes, he even manages to get me going. Less fun on the spot, hilarious in retrospect.

>>42612765
Google "rizon webchat", it'll be the first link. Pick a nickname and join the channel #SWQ. No authentication needed.

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>>42612756
We all have our tastes in music Marine.

>>42612786
>loli troll you

Alright, what did Hibiki do now?

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>>42612617
gotcha covered

>>42612813
As they lick up your tears.

>>42612782
>Where can I find A Wizard is You? I cant locate it anywhere with my pathetic search engine skill.

http://www.touhou-project.com/storylist.php

archived links to all threads

>>42612754
>I was merely pretending

>>42612768
But see, it works tightly with the original band name
Bruh
bruh

>>42612782
Go to http://www.touhou-project.com/storylist.php
Ctrl+F
Type Wizard
Enjoy.

>>42612783
Shoukaku is to Zuikaku as Matou Sakura is to Tohsaka Rin.

One's busty and a lady while the other is flat and a bitch

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>>42612723
That's nothing.

Hey guys.

Remember how we talked a bunch last thread about how important it was to have our CAC, and how big of a mistake it was to leave it with Arizona?

I do.

>>42612719
Renaissancefag did an awesome writefag work of her coming back a few threads back.
>>42612765
Two things, firstly, I was planning to use Warspite. But I think we can discuss an appropriate resolution in the IRC

It's at rizon.net at #swq. You have to choose a name so you might want to use the name that you are planning to go by when you put up your work.

>>42612819

I know. most people's suck. that's ok, at least Yamato fucking appreciates Amon Amarth. Shame I can't get her to fucking karaoke night around here just to hear her take on Valhall Awaits Me

>>42612855
that's insulting to Shoukaku to compare her with Sakura.

>>42612862
I do too, but anon will never remember something like that.

>>42612862
So do I.
But it seems that most people don't care, because they believe there won't be consequences for it.

>>42612842

Thank you!

Reposting;
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/853212/bde4d0bfc4/
Non-NTR Shoukaku doujin.

>>42612281
>>[ ] Get down to the docks to greet your incoming girls at the “party.” Sammy, Willie and Harder sure did their part - you want to be there to let them know it.
We can round up Arizona along the way, but there's going to be caffeine and Kongous. This must be studied for science.

>>42612855
So one's had a billion dicks in every orifice and the other hasn't?

>>42612862
Hey man, I voted responsibly

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>>42612617
stacked is waifu

>>42612875
Might I interest you in some folk metal then?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yc7DBTbCkQ

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>>42612862
That was before the Kongou party.

Priorities.

>>42612846
I always pretend.

Except when I'm not. Which I wasn't two weeks ago, to my shame.

But I have remembered my original reason to enjoy PF's work. The panic when he implies something.

>>42612880
You will note I voted for getting the CAC back and talking to Hate.

All the while bringing Shoukaku for additional hilarity.

>>42612862
So do I, but the anti-Arizonafags samefaged the vote.

>>42612765
>>42612863

Are you planning to make her an Abyssal too?

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>>42612896
>Non-NTR

>>42612862
Yeah it was the second thing to do (first was trying to patch things up with Hate) but with how things are going I doubt anyone really cares due to how that one Arifag flammed the unholy flames fierce.

>>42612913

What's so bad about the Kongo party?

Aside from the fact that we might have to save Goto's ass.

>>42612936
It's legit anon.

>>42612939
Remember Hamp's now driving a shitload of coffee into the bongo party.

>>42612957
That is the problem.

>>42612919

>I picked all three, so it's fine.

That's not how choices work.

>>42612919
>All the while bringing Shoukaku for additional hilarity.
Really.

>>42612961

Yeah, but it's not GOOD coffee.

>>42612919
>You will note I voted for getting the CAC back and talking to Hate.
Hate being at the same place as Arizona was yesterday, not today.
So looking for Hate means more time that Arizona has our CAC, consequently more time that we don't have it.

>>42612961

Looks like I need to take a fucking detour.

>>42612911

Not bad.

>>42612989

yeah. you already saw to that, didn't you you fucker

DIDN'T YOU

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>>42612902
Well, Shokaku did get sunk first, and a major reason for her sinking was the impact of torpedoes. And torpedoes do look like dicks.

>>42612935
No, I have a theory that if a ship sinks then it has a chance of coming back as a shipgirl. Ise and a few other ships were partially decommissioned when they sank and were raised for scrapping after the war.

I plan to give her some major issues though so that should balance it out.

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>>42612913
Must... resist... Kongou line joke.

>>42612988
I want to see how Arizona and Shoukaku interact with each other.

... Which I don't recall having happened before.

Oh well.

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>>42612989

Parker, the line by which you judge coffee is much higher than that of a normal person's. If a normal person had a cup of Secret Squirrel Navy Coffee, it'd turn his stomach into the fucking Somme for the rest of the day and a bit of the next.

>Naka was tipsy in the CIC during the engagement and apparently was drinking the entire night
Why didn't we follow up on that line of questioning at all or was it another Don't Rock the Boat?

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>>42613001

Too bad no one knows the secret.

I'm really hoping Planefag has Settle realize what a huuuuuuuuuuuge mistake he just made midway through collecting Willie and Sammy

>>42613025
I think they were both there during the air attack on the scouting group

>>42613001

Just remember, you could have stopped this.

>>42612939
A likely big red button choice that doesn't quite address the two big issues (the thing with Hate and the CAC card)

>>42612973
As opposed to people stupidly going "hurr durr Cluckaku?" leave it to kancolle fanon to be worse than touhou's.

>>42613012
Just slapping on issues just to have them doesn't make for good writing.

>>42613051
We already made that realization
>>42613042
Probably closer to the latter- I remember a few votes that said "we really should talk to her about this but not while she's still drunk"

>>42613012
She didn't sink, she was scrapped. She tried to make a run for it but she was eventually scrapped.

>>42613051
I'm hoping he doesn't until it's too late.

>>42613051
No, I don't want that.
I want Settle realizing how much shit he's in when he gets a call from his CNO a minute before MP's are knocking on his office door.

>>42613044

Bruh. Everyone knows the secret.

>>42613055
>>42613044
>Hate and Chief Parker collaborating on something.

I don't know what is going on, but the results will be hilarious.

>>42613052
Well, I am tired. I might be forgetting some previous interaction of theirs.

Won't last the night, I won't.

Don't do anything too crazy when my body performs an emergency shutdown to force me to sleep, kay?

PLANEFAG YOU BETTER FUCKIN INTRODUCE SHIGURE TO WILLIE AT THIS GODDAMN PARTY! GIRLS NEED SOME FUCKIN FRIENDS

>>42613069
>Stop fapping to things I don't like.

>>42613033

Wired for light, sound, navigation, etc.

Just because you'll have to make a deposit at the First National Porcelain Bank the next day doesn't make my coffee BAD.

The taste makes it bad. And what I have to do to make it taste like that is an affront to coffee snobs everywhere.

>>42613104
Nah Sho will whisk her away with her whorey ways and let the little girl stay lonely and hated.

>>42613108

Jesus fuck, just make not-ass tasting coffee and have, like, a billion cups of it, Christ. Fucking Mil-fags and their Napalm Java...

>>42613108

The trick is drop a can of coke or two in the pot. That helps kill the taste. You learn interesting shit pulling guard mount some nights.

>>42613103
Take all the time you need, sleep is important.

>>42613055
Have some more korpiklaani
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CVq-ZPrQdY

>>42613087


It's hilarious in the 'oh god what have i done' way.

>>42613051
Wait, why is this a bad thing?

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>>42613120

Really? Are we going to have to go through this again?

>>42613104
And we need daughterus.

>>42613106
says the guy who conidered non-NTR the problem.

>>42613134
>getting good coffee on ship

The fuck do you think a DDG is, Walmart?

>>42613154

YOU WERE FUCKING WARNED TOO. DON'T FUCKING ACT LIKE NO ONE TOLD YOU

>>42613154
Congratulations on spiking the drinks.

>>42613069
Honestly, it's at the stage where I've decided what characters will be included, but not how to flesh them out in much detail (which will be decided later). Right now I have to kill off a warship or two and before we get to any actual ship-girls, but Warspite is one of the two that I've prioritised, the other one being HMS Plym.

>>42613073
She sunk on the way to scrapping and wasn't re-floated for many years. I'd say that it qualifies, if barely.

>>42613134

nah, see, you don't get it. If it tastes like shit, senior enlisted seem to think that they'll get more of it.

They're wrong and dumb and old, of course, but that's how they think.

>>42613120
>her whorey ways
Man I fucking wish.

>>42613139


B-but muh authentic flavor...

I've pulled long watches before; I find that that horrid taste actually helps me stay awake better than just the caffeine.

> tfw get a girlfriend
> tfw waifus no longer appeal to me
is this what normalfag feels like

>>42612989
It's better than Starbucks, that has to count for something.

What I really desire, more than anything, is Arizona NTR.

But I know it'll never happen.

>>42613154
If the POTUS comes down to Yokosuka in the next few weeks I wouldn't be surprised.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rjiplsMDz0

>Still no SoDak
;w;

>>42613164
I pitcher that sb fucker getting NTRed its the only thing that keeps me sane.

>>42613177


YOU LOOKED LIKE A KICKED PUPPY WHEN I TOLD YOU NO KILLING.

>>42613189
If i remember right, she was never refloated.

>>42613223
You deserve EVERYTHING that will be bestowed upon you.

>>42613142
If only it was that easy.

>>42613261
Troll harder, asshat.

>>42613120
>Shokaku's whorey ways
>pic in thread of Arizona showing off her bare ass with a blush on her face

kay

>>42613263
I feel an explanation is in order here, squirrel?!

>>42613172
>implying it has to be a tiny ship to have shit coffee
Nignog, I served on CVN77 and our coffee was just as acidic and rancid as any smallboy's. Until the CO decided that, rather than put budget into fixing the supply elevators, he'd rather use the money to install a fake Starbucks on the forward messdecks and drain dollars out of our pockets.
Well, just behind the forward messdecks, but you get the idea. Free stuff was still ass.

>>42613267
Nope, the attempt failed.

>>42613287
Because all pictures are canon right? 10 minutes and thats all you gotta say? Try harder next time.

>>42613302
How much money did he get out of that?

Look i'm all for the waifu yes but jesus a CAC card, especially a flag officer's CAC, is like...that's really fucking important to go grab. this CANNOT go well in future.

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>>42613209
>>42613120
>>42613287
All you waifufags need to settle the fuck down and listen to the hypocritical retard 'cause she makes a good point.

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>>42613290

You shall see...

>>42613196

Oh one of those "Hahaha, I'm the only one who can drink this swill" lines of logic? Maaan, wasting perfectly good coffee...

>>42613172

Nah, man, even the shit coffee doesn't taste like Death's asshole if you don't, y'know, overbrew the FUCK out of it. It's just plain hurtful to see the bean abused so!

>>42612281
>>[ ] Bite the bullet - go talk to Hate. He pushed, you pushed back. He should've known this was coming. You're both grown-ass men - you can't let this come between you.

>>42613287
that's bad logic as it also justifies shit like "Shoukaku is good for NTR only"

>>42613343
Better hope PF auto covers that then as with the shit flying around, people're in full waifuwar mode.

>>42613350
>Filename
Most appropriate.

>>42613356
I am
JUDGING YOU
with my eyes right now, sailor.

>>42613343
Only hope is Arizona backs is up when shit hits the fan ... which is actually a good bet come to think of it.

>>42613302
Squiddy, your skipper was an idiot. Christ almighty that is dumb. I'm just a stupid jarhead and holy fuck.

>>42613358

Basically, yeah. It's not GOOD stuff to begin with, but it's stomachable for the most part - unless you're already having a rough morning.

Senior enlisted a shit, hurry the fuck up and retire.

>>42613350
Nah, I just really like prostitutes.

>>42613339
Not shit coffee with a literal captive audience? I can only imagine he retired after the cruise to his private island

>>42613392

Most of the CVNs I've worked on have a faux-Starbucks onboard now.

And I've worked on most of the CVNs.

>>42613391
I mean the only reason I can imagine that an ADMIRALS CAC CARD BEING UNSECURED isn't going to explode all over us is that the perosn we gave it to, good girl that she is, is 1000% LOYALTY to us and wouldn't let it be used (too) frivolously

>>42613412
I wanted to know if it improved the operational budget.

>>42613427

I'm glad you think that. Keep thinking that. It suits my purposes nicely. Now if you'll fucking excuse me I gotta shoot a call to Naka and tell her we're approved.

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>>42613356

>that fucking smug duck

DON'T YOU FUCKING PUT THAT EVIL ON ME, YOU SECRET SQUIRREL MADMAN!

This thread is lacking in Unryuu...fluffy dragon is best carrier.

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>>42612858
HA

>>42613420
Fucking /why/. Christ I thought you guys had better things to spend money on. Like fucking F-35s and shit.

>>42613381
>people're in full waifuwar mode.
Then they should get what they deserve: a full dressing down in Thomas' office, an unofficial reprimand that gets circulated to every flag officer in the theater, and being relieved of duty for a time.
Though I think that we'll skate by an actual court-martial, as much as I'd like to see that happen.

>>42613427
Pretty much any problem can be solved with "If Admiral Settle is punished I must tender my resignation" from Arizona I would think. They can't possible court martial HER ... half the Navy would mutiny.

>>42613339
Ship's MWR got a shitload and proceeded to waste it all on pastries and doomed-to-be-overcooked steaks instead of something that would have more long-lasting morale benefits, like getting more movies for the ship's network, or NOT OVERCHARGING LIKE A CIVILIAN BUSINESS FOR COFFEE.

>>42613392
That was the least of his idiocy. Fucking academy brats.

>>42613420
They metastasized? Shit, man, I'm glad I got out before I went even MORE literally insane.

>>42613324

Seeing as that's still more in favor of Ari being a whore than anything in thread for Shokaku, i'm feeling pretty fine

>>42613427


Miss Arizona's a good sailor, she knows how to deal with us spooks.

All I did was scribble on the Admiral's CAC in Sharpie.

I could've reported it. But she gave me a Look.

>>42613480

This is the Navy we're talking about here. They have to do something stupidly expensive to justify their stupendously high budget.

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>>42613420
>And I've worked on most of the CVNs.

>>42613450
oh for fucks sake hate did you bully the poor girl into letting you have it?
>>42613493
no bully, for either side. I'm upset that Settle cannot go the Route of Kings and woo both but alas I'm forced to choose a side. lets at least be civil.

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>>42613493
>Ari being a whore

>>42613514
Did her trick involve a $3 fee?

I don't think she ever figured out inflation.

>>42613524
For the record, civilians run procurement programs like F35. They're trying to change that in the NDAA this year and give the service chiefs direct control over procurement.

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>>42613514
How much do they fine you navy dudes when you vandalize an admiral's personal property?

>>42613493
So you're gonna ignore all the ntr stories posted of of her then? Just stop, let it go.

>>42613514
She can give quite the stare can't she? Not having to blink helps. Along with being able to give a physical aura of menace.

>>42613493
That's bad logic like it was said earlier.

>>42613571
Neither doujins or fanart count.

>>42613563

And will this better or worsen the situation, with the ones actually using the equipment being given the purse strings?

>>42613564
That image just made my night.

>>42613564
It isn't personal property, for all that makes it worse. it's gubmint property. your CAC card is supposed to be closer to you then your own skin.

Hell i worked as a civilian contractor for the navy and the one time I lost my CAC i damn near lost my job for it. And that was literally just a 'get on base' card. imagine what an admirals' could be used for.

>>42613596
Though when it comes to quest-specific fanart Arizona blows Shoukaku out of the water

>>42613543
Nope, seen it and mutsuki butt is superior

>>42613564
>>42613564
What's he going to do? File a complaint that starts with "while my CAC was out of my possession it was vandalized..." That will go well.

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>>42613599
>actually using the equipment
>F-35

>>42613555

Don't you ever EVER mention that again. Arizona gets... scary, when you mention "three dollars".

>>42613564

Nothing, unless we get caught. With proof.

>>42613596
>>42613287
Cool then we can be done of this.

>>42613564
>Officer, that asshole stole my meth and child porn.

>>42613651
For a given definition of "using" of course.

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Fluffy carriers when?

>>42613622
Honestly, I have no idea how Settle is getting around base without his CAC. In wartime, he shouldn't be able to take a shit without his CAC for access to the head.

>>42613660
Scary in a murderous way, or in a pelvis-breaking way?

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>>42613631
>he doesn't know that pixelfag specifically draws ships that don't have thousands of art
can you even into context

>>42613684
If I wasn't on my phone I'd post the yandere redhead pick.

>>42613680
not appearing in this quest

>>42613700
Even ignoring pixelfag she pulls ahead!

>>42613651
If there's anyone from the U.S. Army lurking, ask them how much they like getting several thousand M1 tanks that they don't want, can't use due to staffing, and are currently sitting in depot because Congress and the OSD thought the factory workers needed some work ... not to mention I have yet to meet a person whose ever actually needed CAS who thinks retiring the A-10 is a good idea.

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>>42613692
Fine taste, good sir.

>>42613692
Who is that, khorosho?

>>42613783
Murakumo.

>>42613774

You do realize the A-10 is not the only thing we use for CAS, right?

>>42613692
>perfect ass pool on Shitkaku
For once, Sankaku wasn't shit.

>>42613684

I can neither confirm nor deny.

That, and it's Need To Know.

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>>42613774
I know a dude currently working on A-10 upgrades who's a fan of both it and the F-35

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>>42613783
seriously nigger

>>42613808
Who?

>>42613631
That's because Shoukaku has a ton of art already in general.

>>42613728
compare art in general and it's the other way around.

>>42613848
>not knowing best boat

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>>42613783
No.

>>42613812
No, it's merely one of the best at it. The real reason people wants to scrap them is that the actual airframes themselves are really goddamn old.

And the Air Force just doesn't want to hold the Army's hand.

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>>42612719
If you read the story you'd know that she turned abyssal when she remembered her scrapping.

And then ran for it after accidentally knocking half the Admirals into the water with a missed shot.

>>42612748
I loved the story, actually would love to continue it.

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>>42613893

Unf. BEST FLUFFY

>Doughnut Captcha

>>42613844
>>42613867
Is she SMALL and CUTE?

>>42613812
Absolutely, but there's nothing quite like it (AC-130 notwithstanding). Not to mention, they're officially handing that role over to the F-35. I pity the first unit to have CAS from a stealth fighter, built as a jack-of-all-trades, that can't out-dogfight an F-16, and that only passed Marine acceptance testing with dozens of contractor employees on board to keep parts from falling off.

>>42613774
From what I heard, the biggest reason for ending the A-10, other than the 'anti air to mud' mafia (which is a very real thing), is UAVs being way cheaper when it comes to overall cost and attrition replacement.

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You finish breakfast with Shoukaku, who seems more subdued than usual, sticking to safe topics and not letting herself warm to the conversation too much. You suspect she's embarrassed about clutching at your wrist, and her obvious pleasure in teasing Hornet. When you finish, you fetch the vehicle and drive down to the docks with her to greet your champions triumphant - by your watch, all the lesser-damaged ships (which include all of yours) should be in dock by now, or will be there shortly. You want to be there to greet them, to let them know they did you proud. Arizona is still running around with your CAC card, true, but you trust her implicitly - after all, she's USS Arizona. She'd never betray your trust.

The Kongou sisters have set up a big pavilion-style tent on the docks, and this early in the morning the hard concrete pads haven't become hot-plates yet. They're bustling about, the flowing sleeves of their miko-like outfits flapping in their wake as they lay out plate after plate of brownies and cookies on the folding mess-room tables they managed to get. Two tables to the side have already been set up with coffee and donuts, and Hamp is busily elbowing the other girls out of the way as he endeavors to help them set up their side.

“For the third time, you can't put the *brownies* behind the *cupcakes!* the short-haired girl with glasses snaps, slapping at Hamp's hand irritably.

“Why the hell not?” he chuffs.

“Because people will drag their filthy sleeves through the frosting reaching for the brownies!”

“I thought you four were the only ones with those goofy outfits anyhow,” he replies. “'Sides, we don't have time for this shit, they're gonna be here any second.”

>>42613869

Would creating a modern airframe based on the A-10's profile be a feasible replacement? Hell, is Fairchild even still around?

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gap an elf is ded.

post murakumo.

>>42613915
I see you're trying to bait planefag into stopping writing to go ballistic on your ass

Stop that shit

>>42613919
Problem with that is they aren't replacing them with UAVs, they're replacing them with F-35s, which are a fuckton more expensive.

>>42613919
I do believe it's more about the fact that the A-10 was designed for a war we haven't fought, its 30mm is not big enough to penetrate any modern tank, and it's too old.
Being too old is the reason we retired the Tomcat. The A-10 was put into production relatively close to the Tomcat.

>>42613919
Upgrading them isn't that hard, the hard parts are the gun and armor and that's all still good. Replacing the wings and engines isn't difficult engineering wise. Electronic systems would be a nice upgrade, but they don't really need it for air-to-mud -- nobody dogfights in an A-10 -- some helicopters are faster flat out.

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“If you don't have time to do a job right,” Kirishima returns, her voice crisp and slightly British-accented, “then you must have time to do it over!” She dives over the table and comes up cradling a metal dispenser pot, its cord dragging a power strip behind it. “The black tea goes *here!*” she says sharply, slapping it down on the table. “Next to the biscotti. It doesn't go with Earl Grey at all!”

“Whatever lady, tea is tea.”

“Tea~ is~ tea,” Kirishima returns, her words so clipped you can almost hear the faint “clinks” as they hit the concrete between them. “So-” she fills two teacups and shoves them under his nose. “The green tea looks just like the black tea?”

He glances down casually. “Yep. That's tea.”

The cheap teacups shatter against the concrete as Kirishima flings them at Hamp's feet, her tiny balled fists snapping to her sides as she steps in to block him from passing, glaring him down nose-to-nose. “Are you blind, or just stupid!?”

“Look who's talkin, four-eyes.”

Kirishima's eyes flare with righteous British umbrage. “Yoouu,” she hisses, “pompous puffed-up arrogant crab-faced crooked-eyed black-hearted *yankee!* My base rangefinder's twice the size of yours! TWICE!”

>>42613915
Don't forget it can only hit Mach 1.2 for the VTOL variant and 1.6 for the Navy variant. Slower than the Super Hornet. It's range is also under 2,000 nautical miles without tanker support or drop tanks.

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>>42613913
Depends on who you ask.

>>42613960

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>>42613952
>after all, she's USS Arizona. She'd never betray your trust.
>phrasing

Okay the F-35 isn't even replacing the A-10, its replacing the F-16. Also on the subject of that, let me just point you guys to this.

http://fightersweep.com/2548/f-35-v-f-16-article-garbage/

>>42613960
Muracutemo.

>>42613967
So they have wildly diverted from what they said originally in favor of an idiotic half assed fuck up. Sounds like US procurement to me.

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Hamp gives her a bored look, a box of donuts balanced in one hand. With his other he brings his Starbucks up and (turning his head to clear Kirishima's pert nose,) sips from it as nosily as possible.

“Radar. Master. Race,” he rejoins smoothly.

Kirishima's nose actually *twitches,* which would be cute if she didn't look like a hotter Mary Poppins with a murderboner. “Which explains why THAT -” her slender arm snaps out to point at USS Fitzgerald berthed nearby, dwarfed by the bulk of the Ronald Reagan sequestered in Yokosuka's main graving dock - “has an infa-red sensor suite built into its gun director system instead of relying on ranging radar which broadcasts its position and is therefore forbidden under most common EMCON doctrines!”

You blink - Kirishima's dossier said she was a smart cookie, and she's apparently done more homework than most of the kanmusu. But Hamp has barely been back for 24 hours, so the words just roll right off his skin. He sips his latte again. “Betcha five bucks you couldn't find a battleship with both hands if it bit you in the ass.”

“YOU-” Kirishima's eyes flare with terrible fury, one small hand balling up in Hamp's peacoat as she draws the other back in a fist - and stops, her cornflower blue eyes widening in shock behind her fashionable glasses. She turns slowly to look over her shoulder at Arizona, who's holding her fist easily in one hand, regarding the whole clown troupe with her typical blank expression.

Hamp raises his cup again.

*siiiiiiiiiiiip.*

>>42613983

Oh god. I need popcorn.

>>42613983
Heh. Kirishima is comparing sizes with Hampton.

>>42613997
well, she never would. That fucking marine and that little pencil pushing NERD, now they might.

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>>42613983

planefag Daijoubu when.

I bet Hamp interacting with her will be hilarious.

>>42613945
Nope/10

>>42614013

ITS MIC CHECK TIMEEEE

>>42613962
Read the leaked DoD report on the acceptance testing issues, then we can talk.

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>Break up this bullshit. Introduce yourself to Kirishima and ask where Kongou got off to - you get nervous when she's not in sight, kind of like enlisted in Engineering.
>Call the Secret Squirrels. Donuts only go so far - a party with coffee, donuts and honest-to-god females that *won't* weep in boredom if nerds start into technical details of sensor systems? They will worship you as a fucking *god.* You need that leverage.
>Other? (Getting your CAC card back is automatic.)

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>>42613952

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>>42614013
>"JUST FUCK ALREADY"

>>42614013
>“Radar. Master. Race,” he rejoins smoothly.
Ha!
>Kirishima actually having a comeback
HA!

>>42614013
oh hey, it's Ari anyways!
>Arizona hon, could I please have my CAC card back? Like, right now please?