>>42626860
Weekends and nights are best. As for combat a combo would be best.

>>42626860
I'm with this guy >>42626903 on both schedule and fight preference.

>>42626860
well i work part time so my schedule is inconsistent as fuck
combo sounds cool as hell

>>42626860
Fighting together would be great until we get more Mons, although Dire a best

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Cool, good to know. I'm thinking about adding some 3d movement to the fights, once you guys get back to the Endless Forest.

The sun rises late in the morning for you, the fire pit's walls holding off the day. The resultant soreness in your legs doesn't motivate you to get up early either.

Finally, once the sun has breached the walls of your fortress, you get up. Dire is going through the same movements, though with a great deal more rolling around on his back. A good portion of stew remains in the pan, now cooled to room temperature. You serve up, and notice the empty spot where Havel's bedroll was. His pack is still leaning up against the wall of the pit, so he must not have left yet.
>go look for Havel
>craft something
>train Dire
>train yourself
>wake up Rosalia, time to go

Pic is Dire's thoughts

>>42626860

This image gets better and better every thread. Welcome back Hickory!

>>42627220

>train yourself

STRETCHES

>>42627220
>go look for Havel

>>42627220
>>train Dire
Some early morning running maybe followed by move training

>>42626860
>Times
I'm gone every other Saturday myself, but weekends are usually best for people from what I can tell.

>Combat
Do whatever's appropriate for what we're fighting. Using the environment is big no matter what your doing, but if we're fighting small, ground based poggles then we shouldn't be flipping around everywhere.

>>42627220
What's our inventory at the moment?

>>42627220
>craft something
Drill a corner through the edge of the pan so we can hang it on a cord from our pack, make it easier to carry.

>>42627288
>1yd^2 of Shieldon Skin
Can be cured over three days, can then be made into any item that requires leather
>6 Shieldon Bones
Roughly as strong as rock, light as bone. Currently covered in meat. Wide and flat in shape, curved slightly
>Shieldon Crest
Currently us worked, acting as a pan
>Shieldon Beak
The bony upper piece of the pokemon's beak. About the right size to act as a pauldron. You only have one

>>42627435
>Shieldon Beak
>The bony upper piece of the pokemon's beak. About the right size to act as a pauldron. You only have one
Instead of a pauldron, could we fit it to Dire? He'll outgrow it soon enough, but for now he can wear it to protect his sides.

No consensus what do OP?

>>42627472
If you cut it in half and added some straps, I don't see why not.

>literally no consensus
Ah, quest threads. Why do you always do this?

>>42627435
Can we use the beak as a cup?

>>42627667
It'd probably be good to armor up Dire then. Worse case scenario it might give him a boost to Tackle's damage until he evolves.

>>42627667

>train ourselves and dire

Stretch the kinks out.

>take a quick look around for Havel, see if he has any interest in coming with us

>Then hit the road

>>42627667
Well, I'd like to make Dire some armor, then. Don't make him wear it all the time, of course, but strap it on when we're going hunting. Oh wait, we'd need to wait for the leather to cure first to make the straps. Leave that for later, then. Right now let's just go looking for Havel, then.

>>42627220
>go look for Havel

>>42627713
Or we could teach him other moves, this is the chance people

>>42627713

I'm getting the funniest image in my head of a Piloswine wearing a football helmet on its hump.

Is that drawfriend around?

>>42627713
Also make him look really cute.

>>42627739
He is at level 8/9, so powder snow would be a logical thing to teach.

Plus, he gets STAB with it

>>42627786
Even the QM says so guys...

>>42627786

>Dire, think cold thoughts

>No, Dire. Colder.

>Even colder man.

>You have preserved the rest of the Shieldon meat!

>>42627786
Teach our boarlet powder snow then, Rosalia can help once she wakes up.

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Okay, looks like people want powder snow.

Give me a 1d100 and ideas on how to teach him

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>42628120

Feed him a berry.

Then offer another berry, and tell him he can only eat it if he freezes it first.

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>42628120
if there's any snow nearby grab some and gesture using the snow in front of him, Dire is smart enough to get the gist.

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>42628120
Find some snow put it on the meat to freeze it and show it to Dire.

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>42628120
Breathing exercises. Have him work on knocking over leaves with his breath, using larger and larger leaves until we work up to sticks and even rocks. Build up his lungs that way, until he can compress air in them and do adiabatic cooling.

Rolled 56, 47 = 103 (2d100)

>>42628120

A Pokemon in the wild is going to learn how to do natural stuff through instincts, or by watching it's parents. If Dire is an instinctual learner, then there is not much we can do. If he's a visual learner, we need to get down on all fours, swallow some snow, trumpet like a Mamoswine and then spit sloppy spit snow everywhere.

Only then will he know what to do.

>>42628530
This is the point you realize you play too many 2d100 quests.

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Rolled 7, 57 = 64 (2d100)

>>42628530

I'm rolling for you because this is fucking hilarious and I want to see it happen.

>>42628573
You also did 2d100. Get it together, man.

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>42628573
>>42628596

Monkey see, monkey do. My bad.

Going through your daily routine of stretches, you look over the Swinub page of your pokedex. The snow white pages stand out, bright against the grass, filled with a knowledge gained by years of careful study. One a list of abilities, it states that even young Swinubs can form and manipulate ice. The idea isn't entirely foreign, though ice is a new idea to you. It never got cold enough in the Endless forest, except for in the far northern reaches of it.

Finishing your stretches, you call over Dire with a lilting whistle. A blackberry bush offers its fruits, the thorns sharp enough to draw blood if you were to touch them. Dire chomps down on the ripe berry in your hand, the purple juice staining the fur around his mouth.

"Dire, you remember snow?" Dire nods, pushing against your fist to get to the berries within. "Good boy. Now, try to make the berries as cold as the snow. If you do, I'll get you some more. Sound good?" Dire snorts, the air slightly cool. That's a good sign.

You place the berries on the ground, and step back a step. Dire is about to rush them, but backs off when you look down at him. Bracing himself, Dire takes a deep breath in.

A gust of icy wind launches from his snout, sending goosebumps up your legs. A small amount of snow now coats the berries, as well as the ground in a fan around Dire's face. Happily, the small Pokemon walks forward and starts eating the frozen berries.

>Dire has learned POWDER SNOW!

You repeat the process for a couple more times, until you're sure Dire has the move down, and that you shouldn't stand next to the berries. Rosalia has woken up, and you can see Havel by the river, his hands moving in a blur of speed. The sound of something cutting through the air reaches you from the distance, but what caused it, you can't tell
>go talk to Rosalia
>go talk to Havel
>write in

>>42628874
>go talk to Havel

>>42628874
>go talk to Havel
What you making, Havel?

>>42628874
>>go talk to Havel

>>42628874
>>go talk to Havel
Havel the Rock?

>>42628874
>go talk to Havel
Sure, let's get to know him some more.

>>42628874
>go talk to Havel

>Whatcha doin boss?

>Feel like going on an adventure? We might backtrack to places you've already visited at first, but I have no plans on staying in one place long. The more the merrier.

>>42628874
>go talk to Havel

Ask him what he's doing, see if he'd like to travel with us, at least for a while.

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You decide to investigate the sound coming from Havel, but grab a few extra berries off the bush for the long and grueling trip. Dire troops beside you, shooting off streams of snow as he walks.

Havel stops the movement of his hands as you get close, the blur of motion resolving into two ironwood(named something else IC) sticks about as long as his arms. The ends have been worked to a point, like a wooden spear, but lack any evidence of fire hardening. Cord is wrapped round the base, to provide a solid grip on the smooth wood.

"Ah, Cain. You've been teaching, damn what was it...Dire! Yes, teaching Dire?" You nod, and Dire shoots out a stream of snow to prove it. "Very nice. When I was your age, the brothers were worried about me training Kakinu. They never were comfortable around a Pokemon that don't provide food or have spikes coming out their hands. Said they didn't like his aura, too quick to act instead of cool and collected like a Lucario."
>insert dialogue?
>talk about ____?

I decided to use this guy as what Havel looks like, though I imagine him with a full beard instead of a little chin thing.

>>42629560
>"Lucario? What's that?"
>Prepare a new entry for the pokedex.

>>42629560
Cock our head to the side. "Aura? Kakinu? And what's a 'Lucario'? You use a lot of strange terms Havel."

>>42629588
This

>>42629560

Ask him more details about literally everything he just said, and pull out our poke-book.

Then see if he'd be interested in traveling with us for a while. No long-term commitment, just to have some company on the road.

>>42629560
'What species was Kakinu?"

Many of Havel's words go over your head, strange terms that mean nothing to you. "I've never heard of aura, what is it? And Kakinu, is he your sick Pokemon?"

"Yes, Kakinu is my friend and teacher. We found each other when we were young, less than you and Dire are. Between my twelve and thirteenth nameday. We were fast friends, and we journeyed together when I began my craft."

"What kind of Pokemon was he?"

"Well, I'm not sure. I've never seen another like him, and no one has yet been able to name him."

"And aura, what of that?" You ask, and hand Dire some of the berries.

"Ah, yes. Aura is your spirit leaking through your skin. Those that are able to see this on a person can tell much from it. You have a blue aura, touched with streaks of purple. Inquisitive, yet not a scholar. The purple is often found in stories, though you're aura is not all purple. Still, it speaks of a coming greatness. It is up to you, how is shall come.

The brothers were taught by a family of Lucarios, strange beasts no doubt. Blue, and with ears much like a Fennekin or Eevee. Standing as tall as a man, and able to manipulate aura. Two spikes here and here," Havel points to the back of his hands, "and another in their chest."

You have a very strange image in your head of this Pokemon, no doubt it's filled with inaccuracies. It's hips are much to wide, for one thing. No being, human or Pokemon, could look like that.
>insert dialogue

>>42630134
Maybe I can meet one, one day show him the skins. Maybe ask about your village.

>>42630134

>You're right, I am inquisitive. And I know that I can learn more from you. Would you like to accompany Rosalia and me on our travels?

>>42630134
Ask him for a description of Kakinu, we can sketch it out

>>42630134
"Sounds fascinating. I've never heard of anything like that. Where was this?"

>>42630170
Supporting.

>>42630134
"Could you describe Kakinu? Perhaps he was something my own tribe had seen at some point."

"What does Kakinu look like? My tribe might have seen his kind before." You pull a piece of skin from your pokedex case, and dip the pen in ink.

"I doubt that. This was north of the Charred Cliffs. Anyway, he stands about five, no, six feet tall. Long arms, kinda thin, but strong. Snow white, but he was prone to getting dirt in his fur, so he tended to be a brownish color. Blue fingers, five of them on each hand. His ears sweep..."

As listen, your hand starts scratching out the Pokemon. It sounds like it might be related to a common Pokemon in the Endless Forest, a Pansage or their uncommon evolved form, Simisage. Perhaps there are multiple breeds of them, adapted to different lands? When you turn the picture so Havel can see it, a increasingly familiar smirk grows on his face.

"Not exactly how he looks, but fairly good for having not seen him in person. His torso is much longer, and his tail lacks any adornment."

You make some small adjustments to the picture, and talk of the adventures Havel and Kakinu had. "Would you like to travel together? Rosalia and I could use advise on our travels, and you've spent years mapping the region."

"You're going down the Canyon road, correct?" You nod the affirmative, "then, sadly, no. I'm expected in the city of Ramah by some colleagues, and I can't be late. Perhaps our patches will cross again, later in life."
>how to respond?

No Husbando for you

>>42630907
Shake his hand and tell him it was nice meeting him, then go wake up lazy bones

>>42630907
"Fair enough. Have a good journey, Havel. I've enjoyed meeting you."

>>42630907
"I hope we do. Safe travels, Havel." Shake his hand and wake up Rosalia.

>>42630907

>I'll make it worth your while

/bat eyelashes

I will not let best husbando escape my grasp!

I got nothing on what kaniku is, simipour doesn't have blue fingers, Infernape does though

>>42631058
Seconded.

>>42631293
That might be it, though you'd think he'd also mention his head being on fire. It's a pretty noticeable characteristic for an Infernape.

>>42631293
White fur, tail with no adornment. Could have been a shiny Infernape or something? Though you would think he'd have mentioned the gold-colored armor adornments.

Rolled 96 (1d100)

I ROLL TO SEDUCE HAVEL

>>42631457
He's interested, but sadly he still can't abandon his responsibilities to his fellows. He's willing to go for a tryst behind a bush before we part ways, though.

"I'd like that. Have a safe journey, Havel."

"You as well Cain," you shake hands with Havel, a thick ridge of callus along the base of his fingers scraping against your own weather beaten skin. "And you too Dire. Take care of him. I've a feeling he'll need you." Dire pushes his head up against Havel's hand, scratching against it.

Smiling, you part ways with Havel.

>Will Cain and Havel meet again?
>Will Cain ever complete his Pokedex?
>Will he rap the complete Pokemon Rap?
>Will Dire ever get a headband and box?

You repack your bag, and arm yourself in your standard fashion. Your trio sets out on the Canyon road, Dire confidently leading the way. What do you do while you walk?
>work on crafting something
>practice with your sling
>sing(insert song)
>talk to rosalia
>focus on getting through quickly
>write in

>>42631457
ITS TOO LATE! ABEL IS GONE!

>>42631504
>>practice with your sling

>>42631504
>>talk to rosalia
So what do you think is in here? What do you think made this?

>>42631504
>Will he rap the complete Pokemon Rap?
He fucking better. Seriously, though, the Pokerap makes a lot of sense in a society where reading is still rare. Oral history, you know?

>practice with your sling

>>42631504
>practice with your sling

Question, QM - are pokemon normally accessible by reviving fossils currently alive in the wild?

>>42631504
>>practice with your sling
Also tell Rosalia about the new Mons we added, not every dialogue option has to be a write in OP

>>42631577
Yes

All of them

>>42631587

Let's keep an eye out for ancient rock types in the canyon then, seems like the kind of place you'd pick up a Kabuto or something.

>>42631619
I think we heard a Tyrantrum last thread.

>>42631641

Well.

That's better.

>>42631504
>>talk to rosalia
>>practice with your sling

We can do both at the same time. Talk with her as we go, sling pebbles at rocks further down the path and then recollect the pebbles as we go.

You pull the sling from your body, where it's been acting as a belt, and start launching random stones as you walk. The first couple of hours they fly off course, either skipping along the ground or going straight up. Once you get the release down though, it starts becoming more accurate.

After an errant shot releases a small flock of Swellows from it heir resting place in a tree, you start to put that endurance training to use.

Stopping after the flying Pokemon have stopped chasing you, you exhale heavily. Dire managed to keep up despite his short stride length, but it's gonna be a while before he can run again. Turns out being covered in long hair isn't great for warm climates.

Walking slowly so Dire can rest, you talk with Rosalia. She managed to get a drawing of the Swellows in the tree, before you pissed them off. You hand off the page of Havel's Pokemon, the strange thing unlike anything either of you have seen before.

"An undiscovered Pokemon. Havel said that he found it in the Charred Heights, correct?" Rosalia asks, studying the drawing. You have a feeling that there's going to be a copy of it filed away into her Pokedex by the end of the day. You nod, the Charred Heights was where he said they met. "Perhaps it is a fire type Pokemon. That would be an interesting Pokemon to study."

You agree, and are about to say something when you hear it. Two distinct sounds, though one has been happening while you talk. It was faint until now, but it's suddenly become much louder. The first is a repetitive banging, as if two massive rocks are being smashed together. The other is a blood chilling roar, accompanied by crashes. What is the cause of either sound, you don't know.

Worse yet, they're both getting closer.
>run away from the roar
>run away from the banging

>>42632226
>run away from the roar
That's the one that's coming closer, it takes priority.

>>42632226
>run away from the roar

>>42632226
>run away from the roar

>>42632226
>>run away from the banging

Mmm, war drums. I'll pass.

>>42632226
>Kaiju sized pokemon fight when?
will we get to watch a kaiju sized pokemon fight?
>run away from the roar

>>42632226
>>run away from the roar
That sounds like a predator. Best to avoid it. The banging sound could be two herbivores in a dominance display.

>>42632226

>Run away from the banging

Isn't the roar a Tryantrum? I want that.

>>42632226
>>run away from the roar
Not getting eaten today

No Tyrantrum Vs. Kabutops fight it is

Pussies

Writing

Oh shit yes, I'm here for a thread fro once!

>>42632621

WHY

ANONS

WHY

>>42632719
Because they can and will eat us

>>42632742

Not if we eat them first, anon. We have a sling and the blessings of the dice gods.

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>42632797
Do we anon?

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>>42632621
>No Tyrantrum Vs. Kabutops fight
>my two favorite fossil pokemon
why do you seek my tears hickory?

>>42632955
Tyrantrum, i'll give you. Kabutops? Fuck that noise,

>>42633026
he was my favorite from gen 1, what can I say

>>42633026

We would never have to skin anything we hunted again ever.

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You look over at the source of the roars, then over to Rosalia. Had there not been a very real possibility of a giant Pokemon eating the two of you, you'd have burst out laughing.

Instead, with not a word passing between you, you take off through the trees. Dire's small stature comes in handy, with the furry Pokemon slipping effortlessly under fallen logs and shrubs.

The roars continue, occasionally cut short by a whine of pain. Trees fall with mighty crashes, throwing up clouds of dust and leaves. Wild Pokemon run along side you, all unified in a single quest to escape. A Stantler, bearing a massive rack of antlers, is hit from the side by a thick crimson tail. The wild Pokemon goes flying from the accidental blow dealt to it, splattering against a tree.

Bursting from the forest, you skid to a halt as two Rampardos crash bodily together. Their skulls crack like lightning, a burst of light shooting from the point of impact. They back up once more, and smash together again. The smaller one's torso hangs ever so slightly lower, the many impacts wearing on it. A circular cluster of leaves is set in a ring of ripped up ferns, in the center of which is a low mound.

Where'd Rosalia go?
>panic
>Panic
>PANIC
>run away
>RUN AWAY
>write in
>WRITE IN

>>42633026
Don't hate on the original Fossil. Kabutops is the best gen1 fossil, there's no contest

>>42632955
You have amazing taste.

>>42633026
Not the sale anon, but when I was younger I thought it looked cool. It had blade arms like scyther, after all, and that's a good enough reason for a kid.

Even now I still think it's pretty neat.

>>42633077
Glorious Rampardos is what I can say

>>42633107
>hide. If one of them wins, it's likely that there will be a nest nearby, we could loot an egg.

CRANIDOS CORPS ARE GO

>>42633107
Find traveling buddy, then hide.

>>42633107
>>write in
Steal the egg from the mound, free Cranidos

>>42633107
>write in
Call out for her, keep calm.

>>42633107
>>WRITE IN
Shit, Find Rosalia. We cannot lose our traveling companion.

>>42633107

>>42633182

THIS. Steal egg, then find Rosalia.

>>42633107
>>WRITE IN
GET DAT EGG AND BOOK IT

You guys are great friends

Writing

>>42633343
well of course.

You gave us the chance to acquire a Cranidos

And have ~ADVENTURE~ at the same time!

Just after we did endurance training!

It's perfect!

>>42633478

>inb4 we successfully raid the nest, steal an egg, meet back up with Rosalia, and she cooks it for breakfast tomorrow not knowing what it is

>>42633508
She had best fucking not. If Sage does that, i'm going to rage so hard

>>42633508
good, then we can go find a tyrunt

>>42633598
>whynotboth.jpg

>>42633107
Raid the nest while everything else is distracted, then look for Rosalia.

>>42633508
>I still want an amaura
>>42633612
this guy gets it

I hope we find a Zigzagoon at some point so we can name him Straights.

>>42633744
that's just cruel and unusual

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Shitshitshitshitshit

You stop moving, remembering that some pokemon's sight is based on movement. Hopefully, these are those Pokemon.

Moving slowly, you edge your way around the clearing. Pokemon run past the two fighting Pokemon, moving like a river around a rock. Oblivious, the two continue their battle.

With a final burst from your deadened legs, you dive into the pile of leaves. The waist height mess of vegetation accepts you happily, curling its leafy fingers around you

"What the fuck Cain?"

Found Rosalia. Yay.

You carefully roll in the pile of leaves, making sure to stay covered by the leaves. Something hard digs into your side, clutched between Rosalia's arms. It's too dark to see, but the sounds of battle reach you easily through the nest.

It seems the roaring Pokemon has reached the clearing where the Rampardos were fighting, who have now set aside their differences. Poking your head out, you can see some kind of massive bug with blades for hands. Must be a Scyther, you've always heard that they have blades for hands. Anyways, it's currently attacking all three of the other Pokemon, as well as any that comes near it in their escape.
>stay hidden
>make a break for it
>try to help the ___
>write in

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>>42633779
I guess you could say he needs to straighten out?

>>42633849
shoot yourself repeatedly with a shotgun

>>42633820

>Make a break for it
an ancient battle will keep them distracted

>>42633820
>Stay hidden.

Whoever loses, we win afterwards. If the Kabutops is dead? More tools! If not, new pet to beat/feed into submission.

>>42633820
>stay hidden

>>42633744
It gets awesome when you remember they turn into Linoone.

>>42633820
>>stay hidden
Rosalia got her an egg, good shit girl

>>42633820
>stay hidden
To the sneaky goes the spoils.

>>42633820
>>stay hidden

>>42633820
>stay hidden

Writing

Didn't expect that to happen actually

Stay hidden, we can probably scavenge some parts off of whatever loses. Plus if we run, we're going to look like prey.

>>42627435
>Shieldon Beak
Definitely going to Dire for a ramming horn/tackle spike

The other bits seem better fit for general armor. Maybe a leather drum, instead of a pokeflute?

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>>42634182
I really want the kabutops to lose. A war scythe would be killer right now.

So, do you guys want to wait for someone to die, or run when they won't notice you?

pokemon vs crafting materials! time for a massive fight

>>42634303
WAIT FOR DEATH

FOR IT WILL PASS US OVER

FUCK I MESSED THAT METAPHOR UP.

>>42634303
run when they won't notice, come back later on for bits 'n pieces.

I'm assuming a Rampardos won't eat Kabutops blade

>>42634303
Wait for a clear winner. Reap the spoils of cowardice afterwards.

>>42634303
Let's wait. Also I'm considering using the sling as a distraction if it looks like the kabutops is winning.

>>42634303
I say we wait for death and for the predators to leave once they're sated, then pick over the carcasses before the more feral scavengers get here.

>>42634370
>>42634368
>>42634344
>>42634390

We have achieved consensus

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>42634573
Holy fuck

>>42634573
PANIC!!!!!

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>>42634573
Well...

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>>42634573
>All four of them simultaneously kill each other.

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>>42634573

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>>42634573

pic related for both of my feelings

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>>42634573

"Don't move. Wait for them to leave or die, then decide from there." You whisper, and shift slightly so that you can see most of the clearing. You feel Rosalia moving beside you, and shift over slightly.

The massive Pokemon(I'm going to refer to them by name, just for simplicity's sake) seem to have chosen this as their battlefield. Trees fall as the Kabutops slices effortlessly through the trunks, each of its scythes as long as you are tall. The two Rampardos have taken to tag teaming the Tyrantrum, their skulls making meaty *THUMP*s with each impact. The massive T. Rex gives out a number of wounds as well, ripping into their body's with shining claws.

The Kabutops charges into the fray, blades swinging at any opponent. A solid hit severs the leg of a Rampardos, the pokemon's thick blood spraying from the stump. Opportunistically, the Tyrantrum bites into the pokemon's unprotected belly. With a roar of triumph, the Pokemon king flings the limp body into the air.

Following its path from your hiding spot, your eyes widen. "MOVE, NOW!" You shout, forgetting the battle still ongoing. You dive out of the nest, pulling Dire along with you. Rosalia makes it out before the massive Rampardos body slams into the place you just were, hugging the egg protectively.

All three of the remaining Pokemon turn to look at you.
>runrunrunrunrunrun
>their vision is based on movement, stay still and they can't see you
>hide in the body
>write in

>>42634854
>runrunrunrunrunrun

>>42634854
>>runrunrunrunrunrun

>>42634854
>write in
Run into the forest and jump into a tree at least a 100 yards from the original fight.

>>42634854
>runrunrrunrunrrunrunrurnrun

>RUNRUNRNRURURNURRUNRNURNRUNRUNRRUNRRUNRUNRURURURRNURNRUNRURUNRURN

>>42634854
Hit them with Powder Snow then
>>42634912
>>42634932

>>42635021
Fucking this.

>>42634854
>>runrunrunrunrunrun
Pick up Dire then run, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

>>42635021
OH HELL NO THAT'S A TERRIBLE FUCKING IDEA. LIKE THIS THERE'S A RESPECTABLE CHANCE THEY'LL JUST GO BACK TO KILLING EACH OTHER. DON'T PISS THEM OFF

>>42634854
>LEG DAY YOU SHALL NOT HAVE BEEN IN VAIN

RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN.

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>>42635380
The description

kek

Drawfriend is back, my friends

>>42627766
He is not pillowswine yet. You will get nothing from me.

>>42631619
90% sure kabuto lived underwater

>>42632286
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>>42632335
>>42632401
>>42632616
y'all are pussies

>>42634573
my dick is rock hard

>>42634854
what the shit kind of 100 out of 100 roll is this?

"RRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!"

You grab dire up off the ground, his legs churning the air even as you book it. Grabbing hold of Rosalia's arm, you pull her from a prone position. The Tyrantrum roars with confusion and anger, globs of spit and blood flying. The remaining Rampardos stands up, sniffing the air, while the Kabutops continues to obliterate anything near it. There goes a flock of Gogoat.

Arceus, maybe you should have let the Rampardos body crush you.

The living Rampardos, sporting three long wounds down its back, begins running towards you. It gains on you frightenly fast, it's thick grey legs corded with muscle. The Kabutops suddenly chases after it, stabbing its blades into the ground as it runs on for limbs. Not to be left out, the Tyrantrum's pounding footsteps join the music of the predators.

Shitshitshitshitshit

>hide in the river
>run through the river, into the forest
>continue in this forest
>write in

>>42635515
Wasn't your roll

>>42635580
suddenly dive to one side before large tree to make the ramparados ram right into it. It will get stuck, it will get killed, then tyrantrum and kabutops will kill each other

>>42635580
>run through the river, into the forest
That should get rid of the Rampardos, at least.

>>42635580
>run through the river, into the forest

>>42635643
I like this plan. LET'S DO THIS.

>>42635580
>continue in this forest
We're familiar with forests. Let's keep to our advantages.

>>42635580
firstly, aim Dire backwards and fucking let loose with the Powder Snow.
>run through the river, into the forest

>>42635580
hiding in the river is a great plan, we should totally-

kabutops

whelp fuck that plan

>>42635643

now this is a plan i can get behind. I'm fully expecting it to fail and the Rampardos to just go straight through the tree, but it's A plan

>>42635580
>run through the river, into the forest

>>42635692
This.

>>42635712
at least it will slow it down enough for the kabutops to catch it

>>42635785
And then the bloodlust driven kabutops will cut right through it and murder the fuck out of us. Seriously why is that thing so crazy?

>>42635830
that's why we don't stop running.

Okay, through the river it is, plus>>42635643

Roll me a 1d100

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>42635852

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>42635852

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>42635852
this is a GOOD IDEA

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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>42635852

Rolled 82 (1d100)

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>>42635912
holy jesus, glad you're slower than me by 6 seconds

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>>42635912
well shit

you there, Sage Hickory?

>>42636059
Yeah, biggish post coming up.

You continue running through the trees, dodging between freshly cut ones and old growth. Hanging vines tear at your clothes, and your spear is almost sent flying when it catches on a branch.

Spotting a massive oak tree up ahead, you line up with it. Rosalia runs doggedly at your side, struggling to keep up. "Go. Around. Give. Me. The. Egg." You pant out, and pull the oblong egg from her arms. Hope this works.

Dropping back slightly, you hold the egg so the raging Rampardos gets a good look at it. A snort of mucus filled air lands on your neck, and you redouble your speed.

Bare feet pounding on the leafy litter, you pass Rosalia as you approach the tree. "Catch" is all you can get out before you throw it to her, not wasting a moment to see it she got it.

The muscles in your legs bunch together at the base of the tree, burning like fire from exhaustion. With a mixture of fear and adrenaline pushing you to the max, you stab the bottom of your spear into the loam. Using the haft of the weapon, you vault into the trees lower limbs. Dire releases a pent up blast of Powder Snow, coating the ground in ice.

Managing to keep a grip on the weapon, you bounce from branch to branch, then drop to the forest floor. As you fall, the tree cracks like a lightning bolt hit it, splinters flying through the air from the explosion. Risking a moment, you look back to see the Rampardos being torn apart by the rampaging Kabutops. You turn back to front, when you notice how the Tyrantrum doesn't stop.

The tree you just jumped through, weakened by the headbutt and a number of slashes by theKabutops, topples when the twenty foot tall Tyrantrum crashes through its branches.

Reaching the river, you quickly sprint across it. Dire tries his best to help slow the massive Pokemon, blasting snow onto the bank of the river, but it lacks any real power compared to the giant lizard.
>keep running through trees
>set a trap for it
>attack it head on
>write in

>>42636456
>Double back through the trees and turn another direction. Hopefully it's just going in a straight line because it can

>>42636456
>keep running through trees

>>42636456
jesus tittyfucking christ what did we do to piss these things off? also, >>42636531 that plan.

>>42636531
This.

>>42636576
We existed and are probably tasty.

>>42636531
This

Also if she dropped that egg...

>>42636576
Well, in the case of the Rampardos, Rosalia stole an egg.

>>42636623
both rampardos are fucked

>>42636622

SHE FUCKING BETTER HAVE CAUGHT THAT EGG

well to be fair, those eggs are made of old iron and rusty horseshoes. Dropping it probably won't break it

>>42636623
>>42636591

The Ramp is dead as shit dude, why are they going after living fast tiny prey instead of two massive already dead fresh meals? Wait, do Swinub taste like the food of the gods or something?

Wait wait wait, I know why they're going after us. We were hiding in the undergrowth when they saw us. Pokemon hate it when they come across humans in tall grass.

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>>42636773
HA!

no captcha, a judge's gavel is not a fucking PANCAKE

>>42636657
Well one of the Pokemon is obviously in a infinite blind bloodlust. And that Pokemon so happens to be the one with man-sized scythe arms.

"Rosalia. Turn. On. Three."

Dye sprays down the path behind you once more with snow, and you suddenly turn to the left. Rosalia turns to the right, carrying her egg in both arms.

The massive Tyrantrum slips slightly on the frozen earth, her claws saving her from falling over entirely. Six tones of meat, bone, and scale doesn't stop immediately however, the Pokemon running straight on for seconds after you turn.

A almighty roaring comes from deep in the forest, from pain or anger, you won't venture a guess.
>go into the forest! away from the Tyrantrum
>go to the river
>go check out that Kabutops. Wonder what happened to it
>write in

>>42637054
>Go check out that Kabutops. Wonder what happened to it

lure the tyrant lizard onto the blade helmet.

cannot possibly go wrong

>>42637047
but the tyrantrum is closer to it!

>>42637054
you know what, check on kabutops. If it isn't chasing us it's either calmed the fuck down or dead

>>42636531
Agreeing with this.

>>42637054
>>go check out that Kabutops. Wonder what happened to it
Time to collect our spoils!

>>42637054
>go check out that Kabutops. Wonder what happened to it

>>42637054
>>go check out that Kabutops. Wonder what happened to it
I hope it's scythe blades weren't too damaged after getting flattened.

>>42637054
>go into the forest! away from the Tyrantrum

Jesus, you guys know that the Kabutops didn't die? It's eating the Rampardos right now

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>>42637144
I like you guys! You have balls!

>>42637180
you, on the other hand, are a damn coward.

>>42637196
I know that, but it's calmed the fuck down now so I want to chill with it.

>>42637054
>>go into the forest! away from the Tyrantrum
Whole Lotta nope

>>42637196
yes

your point?

my post was lure the trex onto it

come on Sage, let us be stupid.

>>42637321
I am, writing right now

Getting some food, will post soon

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>>42637652
when will Hickory-sama be back from the war?

>>42637706
when day is done and war is won

You run over to Rosalia, whose hiding behind a large tree. The egg she "liberated" is clutched in her arms, rising and falling with each ragged breath.

"I think they're all gone. Let's go check for something we can use." You say, and pull her back into a fast jog. She looks at you, incredulous. It seems logical to you.

Splashing through the river, you look for the massive hole left in the foliage by the Tyrantrum. Finding it, you pick your way through wreckage. Bending over, you pull a long white feather from beneath a branch. Tucking it away in your bag, a baby Joltic sends a arc of static electricity into your finger.

Wiping the smushed green and yellow slime on your pants, you continue down the path. Stopping where you jump through the tree, you almost vomit from the sight. The Rampardos looks like it's been put through a blender, almost unrecognizable. Small brown Pokemon crawl over the body, their brown shells glistening wet. As you watch, acid is poured onto the carcass by the Pokemon, vile green stuff that melts everything it touches into a slurry.

Leading Rosalia away from the scene, you head back to the Rampardos nest. The pokem-. The things haven't gotten to the the carcass here, the dead Rampardos still as "whole" as it was. I hope you all appreciate how much self restraint it took to not make a pun
>Quick! What do you try to harvest?

Sorry for the wait, the cafeteria had apple crisp

>>42638300
we killed a wittle baby joltic?!

also, take one baby trilobite-lookin motherfucker, and try to take off the skullplate as a shield

>>42638300
The bone plate on its head and look through the nest for any more eggs

>>42638300
Its skin and horns are probably a good scavenge

>>42638300
also, follow Tyrantrum's tracks backwards to see if we can find its nest

>>42638300
Bone plate and hide

>>42638300
Head plate, spikes, as much hide as we can pull off before having to run.

>>42638300
how small are the kabuto?

>>42638490
Bout as long as your hand

>>42638300
take a kabuto

>>42638525
pick one up by the back so it can't spray or bite us and feed it to befriend it. Then, use its acid to melt the skull dome off of the thing and take that as a shield

>>42638533
No we might risk getting attacked by their parents let's get our loot and run

>>42638549
I like this. Let's get smart with our collection.

>>42638562
NO RISK NO REWARD

>>42638562
don't be such a pussy grow a pair.

I don't want to beg but stealing a kabuto is really really dumb we need to leave

>>42638611
It's not the smartest plan, no. Let's not do it.

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>>42638611
GROW A PAIR, NUTLESS

>>42638611
>almost everyone::Here is our chance to get a very powerful pokemon as a baby and raise it.
>this anon:I'm scared waaaah lets leave. I'm afraid to take any risk in a fucking game

>>42638641
We will die, this is not the time for nut up jokes, our strongest Mon is barely level 9 and we're tired. Don't be retarded

Looks like a storm's a brewin'

Reply to this post to be counted. Any vote not linked will not be counted.
>take a Kabuto
>leave the Kabuto alone

>>42638689
This isn't the time for 'nut up jokes', this is the time for actually nutting up.

>>42638692
Take a fucking kabuto

>>42638692
>leave the Kabuto alone

>>42638692
>>leave the Kabuto alone
I'm going to lose this vote but fuck it, people want to die

>>42638692
>leave the Kabuto alone

>>42638641
Shut up namefag

>>42638682
>Kabutops
>Powerful
Regardless we have only a level 9 pokemon that kabutops comes after us we're dead.

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>>42638712
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>>42638733
why y'all gotta make my dick mad soft?

>>42638692

>take a Kabuto

>>42638692
Take a Kabuto

>>42638692
>take a Joltik

>>42638692
Take one

>>42638692
>take a kabuto

>>42638692
>leave the Kabuto alone

>>42638692
>leave the Kabuto alone
Not dying today

>>42638703
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>>42638868
Samefags please.

>>42638703
>Take a fucking kabuto

>>42638733
>obviously never used a kabutops
>didn't read any of the battle part where kabutops was fucking up everyone
why are you even in the thread?

And why would the kabutops chase after us for one baby leaving all the others completely unprotected. only mammals do retarded shit like that.

>>42638712
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>>42638885
lmao at the samefaggotry

>>42638692
>leave the Kabuto alone
Haha no

>>42638761
>>42638816
>>42638847
>>42638818

mah niggas.

Also, does anyone else find it mildly suspiscious that the second people started voting to take something we got another round of votes saying to leave it? But of course, nobody on /tg/ would try to cheat, right?

>>42638929
Well, I came in late after everyone else had voted because I was busy taking my meds. Not sure why all the other votes chimed in all of a sudden.

>>42638692
Take a kabuto.
We gonna be ballin.

>>42638692
>take a Kabuto
Do it.

To prevent any chance of butthurt one way or the other, final destination voting is not in session.

Post either a 1 or a 2, no quote, no greentext, no periods, no spaces, or else your vote doesn't count.

>1
Take the Kabuto
>2
Leave the Kabuto alone

>>42638981
1

Might wanna close it boss, people on both sides are crying foul

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>>42638981
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>>42638929
read mine again please
>>42638818

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>>42638981
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>>42639002
no quote niggers. stop making the take kabuto side look bad.

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>>42638692
GET A KABUTO

>>42638981
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>>42638981
We are hitting the limit for don't post same post again. So voting is over yeah?

Well we're fucked, guess this is why I shouldn't get invested in these

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>>42639120
1

>>42639010
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>>42639091
2

Writing

>>42638981
1=10
2=5

Well now we know for sure the pussies voting to run away were the ones samefagging.

>>42639260
Nope same number of votes. Stop being salty anons are using common sense.

>>42639297
>no quoting

recount with that rule in mind

>>42639297
Not even worth responding, you'll only lose brain cells

>>42639297
the thing about animals that give birth to hundreds of young is that they dont usually sweat loosing one or two of them. the system is designed around it. only a handful of these freaky things are destined to grow to adulthood in the first place. so as long as we dont get caught in the act, we should be fine

>>42639340
Animals with survival strategies like that are rarely intelligent, I don't know about how it works with Pokemon but it'll probably be dumb as hell

>>42639297
>>42639329
>says other side is salty
>is on the side that lost and calls everyone on the other side idiots and says talking to them will make you lose braincells

Learn the meaning of salt, anons.

>>42639403

Kabuto/Kabutops is based on crustaceans so, yeah. Probably slightly smarter because Pokemon, but definitely not top of the intellectual food chain.

>>42639423
They're based on trilobytes I think, which are really cool but... I would've rather had a shinx or something

>>42639465
ya, but when we wanted a shinx too many anons went "waaaaaa I'm afraaaaaid of pokemon!" This has happened with too many pokemon, so we are putting our foot down and saying "Fuck it, we want this one"

You pull your knife from its sheath, and get down the the grisly work of butchering. You hack off the pokemon's head, planning to harvest the skull and spikes. The brain can also be used for curing leather, so that's a bonus.

Rosalia takes some of the skin off its tail, the blue contrasting brightly with the grey scales.

Pushing down the urge to vomit, you walk back to the melting Rampardos. Oh, Arceus, it's worse. It's much, much worse. The bone has begun to be eaten away, steaming slightly in the summer air. The stench of digesting meat, expired animal, and the fishy smell of the Kabuto mix together in the heat, theatening to drive you away.
>how do you approach the Pokemon?
Remember, there's about 40 of them in a puddle of blood and acid.

>>42639465
>shinx
ew

>>42639504
You make me regret voting for this outcome you cancerous toxic twat.

>>42639512
Offer one of them some more meat plus further guaranteed meals if it will come with us. DIPLOMACY!

>>42639512
Use the flat of our spear to knock one away from the puddle, then offer it some meat so it sticks around and doesn't crawl back.

>>42639504
Except each one has a chance of mauling you face off, and we can only partner up with 2-3. MAybe we were waiting for a diferent one. I seriously want the flaming murder raptors that are Charmeleons.

>>42639512
Crush a berry and use the juice to lead one a way.

>>42639526
luxray has literal xray vision though

>>42639512
Take some of the meat from the Shieldon, put it into our pan, and flip one of the Kabuto into it with a stick. Drape a blanket over it while its distracted by the meat, and then take off.

>>42639512
a mix of >>42639547 and >>42639541

make a trail of berry juice and blood, gently nudge one towards the trail, put tiny bits of pre-chewed meat and berry at the end

>>42639584
This

>>42639553

That sounds so handy.

Make sure potential waifus aren't actually just really convincing traps

>>42639584
Supporting this one. Sounds like a good plan.

>>42639618
pre-chew the meat so it likes us though. Also so it won't acid our bowl.

Can we get an idea of how intelligent these things are? We could talk to it some if it understands us

Okay, roll me a 1d100

Warning, this is a hard encounter. Kabuto are very difficult to tame, due to their low intelligence and instinct to shoot acid at anything dangerous

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>42639749

Dice gods give me crab-thing.

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>42639749
told yall

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>42639749

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>42639749

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>42639749
I SHALL GIVE US CRABS

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>42639749
WITNESS ME

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>42639749
Well we are fucked.

>>42639797
god damnit

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>42639749
Gogo Pokémon master.

>>42639757
Don't think that's high enough

>>42639797
Too slow

Writing

>>42639783
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>>42639757
the dice does not desire us to have an unintelligent pokemon yet...

>>42639837
Is it average of three?

>>42639856
Best of.

>>42639837
sheeeeeeit.

Do we get a bonus from tasty food?

>>42639841
Yeh but at least we tried. Better than having threads full of run from fucking everything.

>>42639877
Instead we lose an eye from an acid stream!

>>42639877
I just wish you guys would've at least waited for something a bit cooler