Orochimaru time!

Time to make him pay for Hinata!

>>42651521
Okay, so, We blast Kabuto back, knock him down, use Shuriken to wrap him up in explosive tag wire. Even if he cuts through it, just getting 20+ tags close to the guy will be enough to leave him a charred splatter.

>>42651521
So, what's up with Hinata and Neji? And also Sasuke and Itachi?

>>42651521
Do we finally get to shatter Tsunade's expectations by knocking Kabuto right out of the fucking world?

>>42651521
time 4 swords :^^^^^^^^^^^^^)

We seriously need to start practicing with that shit though. With our release and our speed, we'd be a fucking monster to face in melee.

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In order to make up for his weakened state, Sarutobi Sensei is cycling through elemental jutsu to strengthen them, keeping the giant snake at bay.

You intend to stand your ground and fight Kabuto, but as the other snake dives at you, Kabuto jumps from its head and makes a break for the rest of your group. Shizune gets ready to fight him off.

>A.Try and get rid of the giant snake (how?)

>B.Head back and help fight Kabuto

>>42651600
>>A.Try and get rid of the giant snake (how?)
Climb into its gullet and Impact Release until its insides are mush.

>>42651600
>Giant Shattershot, try to catch them both in the blast
Use roughly the same as Chidori.

>>42651599
Thank you anon.

Swords are cool.

Way cooler than silly polearms.

>>42651600
>Summon Monkey!

>>42651626
>not using a naginata

>>42651600
>A.
>B.
Wrap the chain around Kabuto's foot, then drag him into the snake. Then use a shukaku-level shattershot on the both of them.

>>42651600
>Make the snake chase us into Kabuto

>>42651587
Okay, so something you guys never got the chance to learn, and likely wouldn't, is that Neji doesn't have any animosity towards the main house by this point. It's all faded away. When Jiraiya came to the academy and personally administered the test, and only let Neji pass, he saw his potential and wanted to see if he could make lightning strike twice, like with Itachi. He immediately put Neji into ANBU and gave him tons of training to get him to reach his potential. The main house didn't like this but Jiraiya wasn't having any of their shit and has gone there personally to put his foot down several times. So Neji is doing fucking great.

On Hinata's end there's no animosity either, but that's because she doesn't really care. She's always focused somewhere else.

As for Itachi and Sasuke, they have a friendly relationship, even though Sasuke does have a bit of an inferiority complex.

>>42651600
>B. Tackle Kabuto away from them and towards the snake.
"Buckle up, bitch, we're goin for a ride!"

>>42651600
>A.Try and get rid of the giant snake (how?)
Snakes are very sensitive to vibrations. Punch it in the face with some Impact chakra and it will probably decide we're not worth the effort. It's just a summon, it doesn't get paid enough for this shit.

>>42651599
Even better if we got haku to give us Zabuzas sword.

>>42651599
We can channel our kekkek genkai through weapons now right?

Use that with knife on a rope and the Katana.

>>42651626
>Swords are cooler than Polearms
Getalookatthisfaggot.jpg

>>42651726
Neji and Itachi are doing great

Thats all I ever wanted
We gotta get on the ANBU side of things guys

>>42651740
>>42651599
Why are there always swordfags in anime quests? Like why are you always so completely fixated on swords

>>42651600
A. Run up the snake, try to use concentrated focused impact in the back of the snakes head

>>42651825
Jaw would be better. Snakes hear through those, an Impact punch to the jaw would hurt as bad as if someone stabbed you right in the ear drum. The best would be if we got it right at the mastoid process where the jaw meets the skull. That might knock it out entirely.

>>42651814
To be fair, our particular release would go very well with swords. And also axes, and greatswords, personally I'm in favor of getting a nice, big hammer.

>>42651814
Axes are better and swords are way over rated but this is mutherfucking Zabuzas sword we're talking about. Its a national treasure and part of an exclusive seven piece set.

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>>42651599
>Training with swords when we could master staffs and use that badass staff that Enma transforms into
Seriously swordfag?

>>42651864
I wanted a piercing shot

>>42651874
or the adamantine staff that Enma transforms into that can alter its shape and size to the will of the wielder

Or we could just swordfag

>>42651901
>Training with Konohamaru's brostaff.

>>42651900
Dude Haku already offered it to us and we said no

>>42651600
I'll second pulling Kabuto into the snake and then turning them both to mush.

>>42651874
I want a small hammer with a pick on the other end. Something understated. The whole thing is chakra metal. Flat end for wine/ impact, pointy end for lighting and last fine point impact

>>42651918
this, I bet we're going to be ready for that shit pretty soon since I doubt Enma takes the same truckload of chakra required to tow a fuckhuge toad off his mountain.

>>42651990
Wind*/impact

Laser* fine point impact

Honestly I wouldnt mind joining tenten in being a weapon expert, that way we can have exotic swords for the swordfags, staffs for the Enmufags (which i am) and traps and explosives for everybody who's still liking our original concept

>>42651990
Will we kill one asshole by throwing said weapon at his face?

Will the crowbill/pickaxe become our spirit animal?

Will iron master all?

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>>42651990
So you want the hammer Celebrimbor made the Rings of Power with? The one Sauron used to brutally murder him and his family?

>Tfw when people were talking about getting a sword I thought they meant a Scimitar or a Katana or something but instead they mean a goofy, oversized sword

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>>42651617
>>42651619
>>42651737
>>42651825

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4N-Q14MvOI&list=PL3AC39BCAE0A97F85&index=32

As the snake dives at you, you get your jutsu ready. "Impact Release:Shattershot!"

The blast blows the snake back, but it hisses and makes another lunge. This one is slower however, and you can easily dodge it. Once the snake's head hits the ground missing you, you channel Impact chakra into your fist and strike it from below. With the amount of chakra you expend on this blow, the snake rolls over and shudders. It doesn't seem to want to get back up any time soon.

You turn back to the group to see Shizune on the ground. Apparently she can't move her legs. You confront Kabuto, whose hands are glowing.

"So you want to fight me now, Kon?" he asks, getting into a stance.

>A.Respond

>B.Attack (specify)

>C.Guard the others

>D.Other

>>42652058
>A.Respond
"Don't see how I have much choice."
>C.Guard the others

>>42652058
>A. "...I just took down a giant snake in two hits. I haven't even broken out the explosives yet. What exactly are you expecting to do against me?"
>B. Start grabbing shuriken with explosive wire.

>>42652058
>Summoning Jutsu
the more people involved in this on our side the better

>>42652058
>A.Respond

"sur-.....uuhhh. whats with the glowing hand?"

Can we feedback this scalpe?

>>42652058
Seconding
>>42652080

>>42652058
>B.Attack (specify)
use shogi rope thingy to keep at range. prep a shitload of explosive tag traps between him and Shizune

>>42652088
sure. but are you ready to take the hit?

>>42652080
This is good.
Inb4 DarkKon comes back

>>42652088
Probably not. It's not a tangible object, it can reach through solid matter to strike past defenses. Trying to apply a counter-force to it wouldn't work well.

>>42652080
>>42652083
Combo of this

>>42652058
>B.
Shattershot to push him back and keep him from the others.

>>42652058
>>A.Respond
No not really. But since you are attacking people we have come to get it kinda forces the issue ya know? Not to mention you being a traitorous scum.

>>42652084
Oh yeah

1.Get the imitation monkey
2,double team with wire, explosion and impact
3.???
4. profit

>>42652129
Holy shit you're right

We could pull some fang over fang/Android 17&18 shit with the copycat monkey

>>42652058
>B. One anon suggested a cool kunai-explosive wire thing where we vault over the guy and wrap them in explosives. Can we do that here?

>>42652080

"I don't see how I have much choice." you respond, taking up a position between Kabuto and the others.

You pull some kunai and wire with explosives on them, and try to wrap around Kabuto, but he cuts through the wire using his hands as he closes in on you. In a moment, he's right up on you, holding one of your wires with some active tags still on it.

"You do love your explosives don't you, Kon?" he asks with a grin.

>A.Get out of there

>B.Try to take them from him

>C.Try to knock him back

>D.Other

>>42652292
>C.Try to knock him back

>>42652292
>C.Try to knock him back

>>42652292
>>C.Try to knock him back
Impact Release Scatterhsot?

>>42652292
>A.
>D. Detonate and brace for danger close. Maybe try to coat yourself in chakra so you can pull the force of the blast around you.

>>42652292
>D.Other
"Yes!"
Can we set them off now?

>>42652292
>C.Try to knock him back
>D.Other

Maybe also try mixing lightning into the impact blast as well? See if we can ignite the bombs, too.

>>42652292
>C.
Use Scattershot to push him back.
>D.
If C. succeeds, then proceed to detonate the explosives as a surprise for Glasses.

>>42652292
>D. "My relationship with my explosives is perfectly healthy, I'll have you know."

>>42652292
set off the explosives in his hand, use a burst of our impact release to protect ourselves from the shockwave

>>42652292
>D.Other
Vacuum Wave him away, and detonate the explosives he's holding.

>>42652292
>D. "Well...yeah. I thought that was obvious." Then detonate. And try not to die. Impact release can help somehow, right?

>>42652373
>surprise
He's holding them up to you on purpose

>>42652374
>"Yeah man it's not my fault they only live for a few seconds but at least they go out with a bang.

>>42652406
I got a baaaaaaad feeling

>>42652292
>D. Grab Kabuto, pull him close
>Open up your vest, revealing the literal fuckton of explosives you have
>Cover yourself in chakra feedback style, but with the intent to neutralize force instead of simply turn it around
>"You don't know me very well, do you?"
>Detonate.

>>42652443
... Did we become a suicide bomber while I wasn't looking?

>>42652292
>D.Other

Use Feedback against him.

>>42652457
The idea of the chakra use is to survive it.

>>42652457
Did you miss the part where we survive?

>>42652457
>>42652443
actually a i think we could do this with feedback but instead of reflecting damage we just stop it from harming us

Call it "Shockproof" instead of feedback

>>42652495
I was thinking more "Unbreakable Shield" jutsu. Then we can make an "Unstoppable Spear" jutsu to play on the 'Piercing Spear, Unpiercable Shield' story which actually did originate in China.

>>42652457
>tfw we got recruited for Jinshi cult

we are getting more and more closer to being Akatsuki's fav

>>42652305
>>42652310
>>42652325
>>42652346
>>42652373

Before the tags go off, you try to push Kabuto back.

"Impact Release:Shattershot!" The blast pushes Kabuto backwards quite a ways, but he's dropped the tags before he was hit, and they detonate between you.

By the time the smoke clears, you don't see Kabuto.

"Below you!" you hear Shizune shout.

By the time you hear it however, Kabuto has grabbed your left ankle. Whatever move he did, you can't move your left leg anymore.

Kabuto emerges from the ground. "The effect of your release is pretty interesting." he notes. "Not entirely unlike one of Tsunade's jutsu I recently experienced. I guess it wasn't as effective on me as you were hoping?"

>A.Respond

>B.Blast him again

>C.Throw projectiles

>D.Other

>>42652472
>>42652493
>>42652495
>>42652443
I'm all for new applications of our release, but I'm not sure being covered in explosives in a fight against Kabuto is a good test to see if it actually works.

I mean the fight against Lee didn't overly matter if we tried something new, this though could end up with a hand in our chest.

>>42652528
I was going for the technical naming style that we're going with "feedback" "shattershot" and "impact release" but thats also good

>>42652472
>>42652493
Still feels like a suicide bomber type move. Plus, do we even know if such a move will work to protect us?

>>42652553
>>A.Respond
"No, you're wrong Kabuto!"
Then loook behind him and shout "Now", if he falls for it and turns as if to protect himself throw more explosives

>>42652553
>>A.Respond
Yeah well screw you. What I'm twelve that's a valid retort!!

>>42652553
>A.Respond
"It got you away from me temporarily, so I can't call it a failure."

Then do an axe-kick with our unnamed version of the release on the hand he's holding us with.

>>42652598
we're 13 m8

call him a dumbass and then tell him that he fell for our trap

Kids that age don't like admiting defeat

>>42651626
>>42651636
>not a jumonji yari, so we can use the cross arms to trip, disarm, and otherwise be a sneeky breeky cheeky cunt

>>42652553
>A.Respond
"Nah, I was just trying to make space. Speaking of which..."
>D.Other
Hit him with a Vacuum Wave. It's less chakra-intensive than Shattershot, we can use it more often.

>>42652553
>A. "Speaking of Tsunade, what did you do to her? Some kind of Genjutsu?"
>D. Bit thumb, go for a summon of one of the genjutsu monkeys.

>>42652553
>A.Respond

"Shut up, four eyes!"

>D.Other

Summon some monkey to help.

>>42652553
>D. Point at him, start gathering chakra release in the finger for a tight beam. "Yeah? Well try this." Shoot a beam of impact release at him, aim for the heart or neck or something vital.

>>42652553
Is he.....analyzing our moves?

>>42652553
That tilt B from Kabuto

>Summon a fucking monkey
We are so outmatched unless we do something sacrificial like naruto we are fucked, and sadly because our most powerful abilities result in explosions thats not an option, we need help

>>42652553
>D.Other
Summon a fucking monkey before he stops one of our arms

>>42652553
>>42652666
Second this. Let's try for a beam attack.

>>42652042
>implying Shadow of Mordor is in any way canon
Get the fuck out.
I enjoyed the game, but its story was a mass raping of the history of Middle Earth.

>>42652553
>D.Other
Monkey summonsss

>>42652726
I just thought the hammer was cool, man.

>>42652742
You like to pound dontcha anon?

>>42652647
>>42652686
>>42652709
>>42652732

You have to do something before he takes the use of one of your arms. But first, you have to get him off of you. You take a deep breath and start to spin. "Wind Release:Vacuum Wave!" The blades of air push Kabuto away and give you an opening.

You quickly bite your thumb, gather chakra, and make the hand signs. "Summoning Jutsu!"

In a puff of smoke appears Sarujizo. Seems like that's all you could get on such short notice.

The monkey looks to Kabuto. "You in hot water, kid? What do you need me to do?"

>Write-in a plan

Question, who are we summoning?

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>>42652742
It's just a really prissy interpretation of real world warhammers.

>>42652880
Can you give a quick run down of Sarukizo's capabilities?

I believe he has the mask user switch which is handy but i'd like to know if theres anything else he excels at/is better at before deciding

>>42652880
Lets go with a plan to confuse him

Sarujizo transforms into Kon and they attack together Ala android 18 and 17

Let Sarujizo take the lead in the attack and when Kabuto gets guard down strike him a impact release attack

>>42652880
"Hold these for about three seconds."
Hand him a fucking huge amount of tags, then launch the monkey at him with a shattershot. Dismiss him mid flight, then detonate.

>>42652880
Can he copies people's technique?

If so, become kabuto and copy that blue glow

If we want a weapon that would work well with our release, we would need something heavy like a hammer or mace. Swords won't really work well unless we get a greatsword.

>>42652944
Pffffft. Alright, I'll second this.

>>42652969
You mean like Zabuza's sword?

>>42652936
>>42652950
He can't use other people's techniques even if he transforms into them, he can only use ones he knows, which is a handful of fire and various utility jutsus

When he transforms, he does have any weapons that person has on them, though

>>42652880
"I need a willing partner to substitute with."

>>42653016
Oh.

Ohhhhhh.

Oh man, this will be good.

>>42652880
>"Become me, throw everything in the vest at this guy from above." Begin gathering chakra to brace for the explosion.

>>42652880
Do we know what monkeybro can do? besides copy appearances I mean. If he's any good in a fight he should suit up and we can tag team the fucker

>>42652880
>Write-in a plan

Attack from two directions at once, with Sarujizu copying us.

>>42653016
Tell me about the various jutsu

>>42653016
go with>>42652939 then

But instead of Sarujizo attacking only in melee use also his own techs to confuse kabuto

>>42652880
>>42653041
Seconding this, but tell him to detonate with fire. Actually, just have him throw the vest at Kabuto and hit it with a fire jutsu.

>>42652880
have him turn into us so we can bombard kabuto with literally twice as much ordinance as we normally carry.

Hmm would have preferred the See no Evil monkey to stop Tsunade seeing blood.

Use a smoke bomb, then have the monkey transform into us, give him lots of explosive Kunai, and tell him to dash around and throw them to get Kabuto to move into a specific location. We transform into monkey and, whilst he throws the explosive kunai, we focus our release into a tight beam to pierce Kabuto once he gets in our aimed area.

>>42652880
"I need backup. Copy me and help me take this guy down, we'll try to keep him confused as to who's who. I've got a bunch of bombs you can use if you need to."

>>42653056
>>42653045
We're down a leg. Our mobility is shot incredibly bad.

>>42652969
We are way too low on strength for that, at least competitively. I'd go for specialized explosives, especially those that focus on reducing the enemy's mobility.

>>42653088

Hop around using our impact release to propel us forward faster.

>>42653088
And given how Kabuto attacks we're not going to get use of that leg back in the middle of the fight. He severed the nerve, without a healer (wink wink, Tsunade) that leg isn't getting back to normal any time soon.

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>>42652880
Reminder we could have gotten a real pimp summon.

>>42653101
On one leg?

>>42653114
I prefer my master of disguise monkey thank you very much

>>42653134
That's why we're hopping.

The only other thing I can think about is getting him to transform into Sasori, and to tell Orochimaru to stop messing around.

>>42653134
>>42653149

Or we put the impact release through the useless foot.

>>42653149
This is stupid, you realize? Much dumber than having Sarujizu throw our vest and explosives therein at the guy and hitting it with a fire jutsu?

>>42653155
I think he has to have seen the person to transform into them. Otherwise he'd be really great for scouting. "Sarujizo, transform into any people within a kilometer of here" and stuff like that.

>>42653155
Sarujizo hasn't seen Sasori

So you guys want him to copy you, now is it

>Double team Kabuto

>Sarujizo goes in while you provide support

>Both of you just unload your explosives on him

>>42653177
Oh, I don't want to do it. I was just explaining the logic. I'm a different anon from the one who proposed it.

>>42653170
Ah, yes, and have it go flying since we have no control over it.

>>42653188
>Both of you just unload your explosives on him.

>>42653188
>Both of you just unload your explosives on him

>>42653188
>Double team Kabuto
Because explosives just haven't worked.

>>42653188
>Double team Kabuto

>>42653188
>Double team Kabuto

>>42653188
>Both of you just unload your explosives on him
BOOM MOTHERFUCKER!!!

>>42653188
>Both of you just unload your explosives on you.
We sparky sparky boom man.

>>42653188
>Double team Kabuto

>>42653178
I thought he could work off people we'd seen.

Anyway

>>42653188
>Sarujizo goes in while you provide support

I'd say we tie Kabuto hands up with the rope part of our Kyoketsu-shoge, whilst Monkey-Kon runs around him planting tags on him.

>>42653188
>Both of you just unload your explosives on him
lets keep our gimp leg the fuck outta melee.

>>42653188
>Both of you just unload your explosives on him
If fucker gets close blow him away with Vacuum Wave or shattershot and then continue with the explosives

>>42653232
>>42653240
>>42653244
>>42653250
This is the 'go into melee' option.

>>42653188
>>Both of you just unload your explosives on him
Leg is busted guys.

>>42653188
>Sarujizo goes in while you provide support

>>42653188
>Both of you just unload your explosives on him
stay away from his magic fingers unless you wan to loose feeling in more limbs

>>42653312
>stay away from his magic fingers unless you wan to loose feeling in more limbs

Thank god we are not a girl right now

>>42653361
>The guy's got magic cards.
>And magic hands.

>>42653390
>>42653361
KILL THE MAGIC MAN BEFORE HE MAKES US FEEL LIKE A GIRL WITH HIS MAGIC FINGERS

>>42653276
... um, it isn't though?

>>42653263
Monkey-Kon is probably stronger than we are though, meaning he'd be better with the KS than us.

>>42653276

I know.

>>42653279

And he's already too fast for the explosives.

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>>42653205
>>42653227
>>42653248
>>42653249
>>42653267
>>42653269
>>42653279

"Transform into me and unload all your explosives on him." you tell Sarujizo.

"Can do, kid." Sarujizo puts on a mask and takes your form.

The two of you start pelting the field with explosives, and Kabuto can barely manage to dodge them. He weaves in between several explosions before he starts grabbing your kunai out of the air and sending them back, causing more explosions. After he does this a few times, there is far too much smoke to see anything. You hear another explosion and then a puff of smoke indicating that Sarujizo has disappeared. From the smoke emerges Kabuto, burned all over his body.

"You just can't stop it with those, can you Kon?" he pants. You see his wounds start to heal themselves. "It's a good thing I can use my chakra to regenerate, or I'd be in a bad spot. I'm almost totally drained as it is."

Kabuto starts to retreat. "But you're not exactly in a good position either, I'm afraid."

From across the field, you hear the sickening sound of metal in flesh.

>A.Look what happened

>B.Stay on Kabuto

C.Fall back to the rest of the group

D.Other

>>42653459
Yeah but we're injured, so we can't dash around him planting the explosives easily.

>>42653485
>B.Stay on Kabuto

>>42653485
>>B.Stay on Kabuto

>>42653464
>And he's already too fast for the explosives
I'm surprised people voted for explosions when the last one very nearly backfired on us in a big way.

I also like how our kekkei genkai's effectiveness is basically determined by the narrative rather than any actual rules.

>>42653485
>D. Giant Shattershot. Put a good 2/3 of our chakra into the blast.
Then.
>A.

>>42653485
>C.Fall back to the rest of the group
So how do you do that anyway? Is it something that only you can do? Or can anyone learn it?

>>42653485
>C.Fall back to the rest of the group

>>42653485
>B.Stay on Kabuto
We can worry about it after we take down Kabuto.
For all we know it's a False Sound.

>>42653485
>B.Stay on Kabuto
"I protect people for a living, Kabuto. I'm supposed to be in a bad spot."

>>42653485
>B.Stay on Kabuto

>>42653485
C.Fall back to the rest of the group

Isn't Shizune a medical Ninja? She should have healed up her own injuries by now.

>>42653485
Oh shit
Smoke bomb then
>A.Look what happened
If shit went down south for us then
>C.Fall back to the rest of the group
If Sarutobi/Tsunade/etc are doing okay then
>B.Stay on Kabuto
Get him with a sneak attack on the smoke or summon monkeys again

>>42653485
>D.Other
"Sarujizo, check that sound. I'll keep on Kabuto."

>>42653568
>another explosion and then a puff of smoke indicating that Sarujizo has disappeared

>>42653568
Monkeys already gone m8

>>42653485
>C.Fall back to the rest of the group
Did everyone forget the gimp leg? If we follow, we're gonna get fucked. Let's get Shizune to fix it first

>>42653568
Sarujizo got blown up/unsummoned

>>42653578
>>42653581
>>42653588
Yeah, I missed that. Shit.

>>42653485
>>42653516
Second. Seriously why haven't we hit him with this yet? What are we waiting for?

>>42653585
If Kabuto's actually making to run, then I'd change my vote >>42653542 to falling back, albeit cautiously.

So what sort of Bad End have we gotten?

Third dead?
Tsunade dead?
Konohamaru dead?
Some combination of those?

>>42653608
cuz then we would be a dead weight later?

Orochimaru is still out there m8 and being made a makeshift hostage is no good

>>42653643
I'm guessing Sarutobi stabbed. Maybe not dead, but in a bad spot. He was the only one anywhere near someone with sharp metal objects that isn't on our side, so he seems likely.

Rolled 1 (1d4)

>>42653643
Lets see based on your options.

>>42653671
>>42653643
Fuck you both for killing the third

>>42653671
........
....
.
n-no

>>42653687
Should have added Shizune to give an irrelevant option, sorry.

>>42653687
Welp at least we already got monkeys

Who the fuck am i kidding i don't want that old fuck to die

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>>42653519
>>42653531
>>42653560
>>42653566
>>42653585
>>42653623

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wknP5Mxmuzw&index=56&list=PL3AC39BCAE0A97F85

You want to pursue Kabuto, but with this leg you wouldn't get very far. Shizune can probably heal you.

You fall back to the rest of the group to find them looking on in horror.

You look over to see that Sarutobi Sensei has been run clean through with a sword that Orochimaru has produced from his throat. As your teacher wretches up blood, Orochimaru mocks him.

"What were you thinking, fighting me at your age, Sensei?" he says perfectly clearly despite the sword sticking out of his mouth. "Trying to be a hero? Live up to your title as Hokage? You were always too naive, Sensei."

Through the pain, the Third responds. "You're right, Orochimaru. I was naive. Not killing you when I had the chance was my second greatest mistake as Hokage. But even so, I tried my best to protect future generations of the village! Those who would carry on after me! My pupils, Jiraiya, Tsunade, and you, Orochimaru. My student Kon, and my grandson. And every single person in the village! That is the Will of Fire! Giving everything I have to protect the village and the next generation, so that an even greater Hokage may take my place!"

At that moment, Konohamaru uses all the chakra he had been building up this whole time. Every last bit that he can force out goes into his technique. "Summoning Jutsu!" From the smoke appears the Monkey King, Enma. He catches the now unconscious Konohamaru before he hits the ground.

Even as Orochimaru's sword continues to cut up his insides, your teacher continues. "So that though I may die, the village will stand strong forever! That is why you could never succeed me! You never understood that! It is not mastery of every jutsu that makes you a great ninja! It is to endure hardship protecting those that are precious to you!"

>Continued

>>42653795
>Throw a Kunai, hit Orochimaru in the head. He's pinned down right now.

>>42653795
>Slap Tsunade. "DON'T JUST SIT THERE, SAVE HIM!"

>>42653795
>Konohamaru summons Enma

The Will of Fire is some serious shit

>>42653830
>>42653857
>Here we see retards in their natural habitat

>>42653861

Also the anger from seeing your grandfather being murdered in front of you is also some pretty damn good fuel, too.

Remember guys. One day Ochimaru is going to get away scott free with all of this.

>>42653870
Also when you're not saving anything to fight after you're done summoning.

Konohamaru may have summoned Enma first, but he's still not ready to use what he's learned. Not even close.

>>42653913
or we ourselves could murder every single molecule of his fucking body with a ninja atom bomb

>>42653913
Fuck that. We're sending him to the fucking moon. Let HIM deal with all the angry moon men.

>>42653917
at least he learned

if he survives today, he'll be a fucking beast

>>42653933
Enma CAN extend a really long ways... we could conceivably power pole Orochimaru's ass straight to the fucking moon.

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>>42653795

"Enough of your prattling, old man! Always with your meaningless talk of villages!" Orochimaru shouts as he removes his sword from Sarutobi Sensei's body. "I don't care about any of that! You've long overstayed your welcome! Just die already!"

He makes several more slashes all over the Third's body, and the the former Hokage falls motionless to the ground.

"Sarutobi!" Enma shouts, as he rushes over to your teacher's body. Enma grabs him and returns to Konohamaru and Tsunade's side.

Tsunade stands up and bites her thumb, making some hand seals. Orochimaru calls Kabuto to his side to do the same. "Summoning Jutsu!"

In two giant puffs of smoke, appear a giant slug and a giant snake. They face each other down.

"Enma." Tsunade calls. "Adamantine Staff Transformation."

"Right." Enma responds. He transforms into a large staff and flies into Tsunade's hands,

"It ends here, Orochimaru!" Tsunade calls. "For the sake of the village, I will stop you!"

>A.Try to assist

>B.Hang back

>C.Say something

>D.Other

>>42653952
>C.Say something
"About fucking time..."

>>42653952
>D.Other
Get Konohamaru and Shizune well clear. This is going to shit WAY faster than I'm comfortable with.

>>42653952
>B.Hang back

Try and help keep Konohamaru and Shizune safe.

Most likely aren't able to take on Orochimaru.

>>42653952
>B.Hang back
Keep them safe, and try to get Gramps to a medic.

>>42653981
Second

>>42653952
>A. Try to assist
Wait for an opening, then use that giant shattershot anon's been bitching about this whole time.

>>42654000
>Shizune is right there
She can heal him right?

>>42654012
Silly anon. You should know by now that Kon's not allowed to be relevant to the plot.

>>42653952
>Rush to sarutobi sensei

If he's gone we sure as fuck gonna impact release defibrillator him

>>42654000
>>42654018
This

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>>42654031

>>42654037
>old fuck got stabed and then slashed a lot
I don't think a defibrillator is gonna help

I'm not a medic tho so maybe it will

>>42653952
>D. Assist Shizune with healing Sarutobi
Fucking use your release to fix his shit.

>>42654031
When the fuck was kon not useful?

Remember the fact that neji is still alive after Shukaku? that was kon

>>42653952
Shizune cant walk, Sarutobi might be dead. get one of them to the other and see if shizune can do anything for him.

>>42654037
>>42654085
The release...That breaks bones and makes jelly out of flesh...What could go wrong!

>>42654095
or we summon a monkey that can do it for us

Cuz one of our legs is fucked remember?

>>42654086

Also, as Laze said, Kon is to be shaped by stuff in Part 1 and then actually make a difference on plot stuff in Part 2.

>>42654110
Defibrillator. Manual heart pumping.

>>42654037
> impact release defibrillator
I never even though of this, let's just use our impact release and become the best medical ninja ever, send tremors in them to detect inside their body like x-Ray

>>42654132
And since the tremors are also chakra, we can detect things like curses and abnormalities in their chakra flow.

>>42654110
It's called chakra control, think of it like the tree walking, too much might shatter it but a delicate touch and you can send just strong enough tremors to pump the heart

>>42653952
>D.Other
Crawl over to Sarutobi, stabilize him as best we can. We have to know at least basic first aid.

>>42654159
And we're amazing at Chakra control.

>>42654159
and our charka control is I'm pretty fucking good-tier

>>42654132
I'm pretty sure there's already a medical diagnostic jutsu that already does exactly this, if there isn't, then I guess Tsunade isn't the medical genius everyone thought she was

>>42654159
>>42654110
also
>what could go wrong
Well if his heart has already stopped not much. You can't really make a dead guy worse.

>>42654170
We can do better with our Will of Fire

What's our will of fire anyway?

>>42654197
We don't have one, Mainly because it's a cheap gimmick.

>>42654191
This is a fair point. I'll go along with it.

Who knows, maybe keeping Sarutobi sensei on manual life support throughout the rest of the day despite having been wounded and exhausted will even convince Tsunade to get the stick out of her ass.

>>42654188
Perhaps, I don't explicitly recall any particular jutsu that does so, so I figured it was worth a shot.

>>42654197
I don't think it's been formally put into words, but from how we've acted so far I think a good summary would be "If someone is willing to die for something, then it matters."

>>42654197
to set things on fire with explosives?

I seriously don't get why people are suddenly talking about switching from bomberman to doctor ninja. we already have a theme people can we please stick to it?

>>42654197
>"We protect what those who went ahead of us cherished, so those that come after will have a future. "
Fits the dead parents and constantly being bait fairly well, I think.

>>42654204
We're still from the leaf m8

We have the will of fire

We have double will of fire just cuz Sarutobi is out master

>>42654159
Or we could do regular chest compressions. That's also an option that wouldn't risk exploding his heart. Not everything has to be a jutsu.

>>42654224
Because "bomberman" shouldn't be the limitations of our skillset, and in fact sticking to that is likely to hinder Kon's development as a fighter.

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>>42653981
>>42653989
>>42654000
>>42654011
>>42654085

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dpQyUl4dXg&list=PL3AC39BCAE0A97F85&index=55

As Tsunade rushes into battle, you fall back to Shizune, Konohamaru and Sarutobi Sensei.

"You're a medical ninja, can you do something?" you ask desperately.

"It's too much for me." she replies, already trying her healing jutsu. "Maybe if I can just keep him holding on until Lady Tsunade is finished..."

At that, the Third manages to speak. "Stop." he groans. He points a finger to Konohamaru. "Take care of Konohamaru. He's lost a lot of chakra."

Shizune is unable to refuse, and starts treating Konohamaru instead. You try to see what you can do with your release, using it like a defibrillator to keep his heart going, but it doesn't help for long. You haven't practiced this, and you're not sure if you're causing more harm than good.

By the time the fight has wound down, you're sure he is about to slip away. Tsunade staggers over, exhausted.

"They got away." she pants.

>A.Hurry up and try to heal Sensei

>B.How could you let that happen?

>C.So I guess you've come around

>D.Other

>>42654229
So "Honor your dead" while making sure that no one dies around you before their time while making you the target of damage?

>>42654252
>A.Hurry up and try to heal Sensei
You did this. Now fix it.

>>42654252
>>A.Hurry up and try to heal Sensei

>>42654244
If you're doing it right chest compressions can and often do break ribs, and it's extremely tiring to do for extended periods of time.

Source: I've actually been trained to do it, and have had to do it in practice.

>>42654252
>>A.Hurry up and try to heal Sensei

>>42654252
>A.Hurry up and try to heal Sensei

Can't imagine passive bitching or active bitching being more important at the moment.

>>42654252
>A.Hurry up and try to heal Sensei
Don't you fucking dare bitch at her right now

Fix the old man first then you bitch at her or whatever

>>42654252
>A.Hurry up and try to heal Sensei

>>42654252
>A.Hurry up and try to heal Sensei

"Please.please.please."
With few tears

>>42654263
That's why we have feedback

>>42654285
Me too. But broken ribs are less of a problem than "exploded heart". And using a constant flow of chakra would be pretty tiring, too.

>>42654252
>D. "I've tried to keep him going, but I don't know what I'm doing. Please...help." Look up like the scared teenager we are trying not to lose the first true idol and father figure we've had in a long time (uncle is nice, but can't count as an idol because he doesn't really approve of us being ninja)

>>42654252
>A.Hurry up and try to heal Sensei
"I've tried to keep his heart going the only way I can think of, but I've never done this before."

>>42654299
>>42654315
How about no.

>>42654299
More in character than "You fucking bitch, nothing personell Tsunade but I'll cut you if you don't heal him"
So this.

>>42654263
>while making you the target of damage
Not as much. Just being willing to if that's what's necessary, it's not like Kon'd go out of his way to put himself at greater risk.

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>>42654279
>>42654280
>>42654286
>>42654288
>>42654289
>>42654294
>>42654299

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2Al0dvFsD0&list=PL3AC39BCAE0A97F85&index=44

"Hurry up and try to heal Sensei!" you plead, tears welling up in your eyes.

Tsunade kneels down and her palms start to glow.

"His heart's torn in too many places." she pants. You can see wrinkles forming on her skin for some reason. "I've used too much chakra. If I wasn't so tired, maybe I could do it."

Sarutobi Sensei manages to speak again. "It's okay, Tsunade. I'm not the one you need to heal. Save your energy for those who will carry on after me. I've lived a fine life as it is."

>A.You can't die Sensei

>B.Accept it

>C.Just cry a lot

>D.Other

>>42654252
>>42654299
This. Scared kid with dying sensei.

We are literally the most useless protagonist

>>42654252
>A.Hurry up and try to heal Sensei
"I don't want Konohamaru to lose his grandfather."

>>42654370
dude, what do you expect a teen do when someone we know almost died in front of us?

>>42654400
>D.Other
Feed her our chakra. She knows a technique to transfer chakra, have her use it.

>>42654400
>A. You can't die Sensei
But, in the end.
>D. Try to put on a brave face, and not quite succeed as we nod. Maybe a couple of choked sobs.

>>42654400
>C.Just cry a lot

>>42654400
“We protect what those who went ahead of us cherished, so those that come after will have a future. If anyone asks... that's what I'll tell them you taught me."

Try not to cry. Cry anyway. Fail to notice.

>>42654400
>A.You can't die Sensei
>Try not to cry....cry alot

>>42654450
Second

>>42654427
seconding this

>>42654406
Yep, we have very little agency in this quest

>>42654400
>>A.You can't die Sensei

Crying faggots

>>42654400
>A.You can't die Sensei
>D.give her as much chakra as we can

>>42654450
This is good too
add a forced smile so he wont have to worry

>>42654400
>D.Other
Shout at Tsunade. It's her fault for poisoning sensei and keeping him from fighting at full effectiveness, and now he's dead because of her. This isn't just a case of her being unable to save someone she cared about. This is a case of her killing them.

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>>42654400
>A.You can't die Sensei
>B.Accept it
>C.Just cry a lot

In that order.

>>42654400
>>42654450
This.

>>42654406
>>42654472
>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/42606017/#p42612833
>Your contributions to the plot will remain smaller for a bit longer. Part 1 is more about how events shape you, than Part 2 which will be more of you shaping events

I'm guessing if he does die, Kon would blame Tsunade for it, at least for a while. He'd rationalize that this wouldn't have happened if she had just gone with them in the first place, or hadn't drugged Sarutobi before hand.

>>42654544
>"a bit"

>>42654450
This. With a brave (if teary) smile at the end as per >>42654483

>>42654400
Give her our chakra if that's possible

>>42654549
I'd go more with him blaming himself, as he wasn't strong enough to help, or to force Tsunade to change her mind.

>>42654400
Super charge Tsunade with a charge up Jutsu!

Like imbuing our weapons or limbs. We just zap zap!

Be a great support jutsu.

>>42654583
Except Tsunade actively poisoned Sarutobi.

I think the real problem here is that Sarutobi didn't even get to seal up Orochi either, so he's still a massive threat, and our mentor died for nothing.

>>42654427
See if it is possible, even if we might lose conscience

>>42654583
I'd go with blaming himself personally.

>>42654400
>C.Just cry a lot
Grab Tsunade and hold onto her like an emotional life raft while we cry.

>>42654583
I'm gonna say one part blaming himself, one part blaming her. Though he'd keep it to himself until the Mission is finished at least. Itachi can still be saved.

>>42654594
>Be a great support jutsu.

Kon's chakra control is really good, so we could actually become a healing ninja.

>>42654638

Seconding.

>>42654450
This.

>>42654635
Kek, voting for this. It works out for us, in a way, becuase we can reinforce our point about heroism

>>42654638
With maybe a bit of passive aggression until they got back, too. "Are you going to deny a dying man's last wish?"

>>42654638
I imagine he'd wouldn't say it yet, but would try and take Konohamaru back on his own. And be all "When he wakes up he's gonna blame you, because I know I do."

>>42654686
Or we could NOT be a fucking cunt.
Not being a cunt sounds good.
I'm gonna go with not being a cunt.

We are going to become the healing specialist for our team. It ties in well with our experience at knocking others the fuck away and primarily using traps.

>>42654734
I tend to agree, but lately I feel like we've been in the minority.

>>42654686
OH SHIT. Konohamaru.

We better hug him hard while he cry

>>42654400
>>A.You can't die Sensei
"That sounds like quitters talk. None of that. We've got work to do."
OOC, I just realised; if he dies, that means we're the ranking ninja on this mission until Tsunade gets reinstated. If she does.
We're going to have to do all the paperwork.
...
HE CANT DIE. IT MUST NOT BE ALLOWED.

>>42654549
And rightly so. I never liked that she got off scot free for her bullshit in this arc in canon.

>>42654686
This anon
>>42654734
is right. I don't know why you insist on being such a massive fucking cunt. We know Tsunade is going to be kicking herself, he was her teacher too. Do you know no empathy? Do you know how to play a character consistantly?

>>42654751
He knocked himself the fuck out, but sure. Whenever he comes to.

>>42654734
Seconding no bitch Kon. There's a dead guy, act with some solemnity.

>>42654734
Good Plan
We literally just brought her around. We do NOT want to make this whole trip meaningless by driving her further away with guilt

>>42654747
In fairness to the 'being a cunt' crowd, our Sensei is literally dying in front of us, in large part due to the actions of Tsunade. We don't know much of their earlier history.

>>42654734
Being upset and saying some shit while in that state of mind would be understandable though. Although we won't say anything while someone's life is still on the line.

>>42654744

Also 'cause our team needs a healer. Plus this trauma could fuel our training.

And if we need to assassinate someone, we can use wind jutsu to put a slowly expanding wind ball into someone's veins.

>>42654747

I'm a third guy who doesn't want to be a cunt but also wouldn't mind being mad at Tsunade or himself.

Kon's gonna be angry at someone. For a little bit, not his whole life or anything.

>>42654450

"You can't die, Sensei." you say as the tears begin to roll down your face.

"Kon." he says. "As long as the Will of Fire remains in you, I will never die. Remember that."

You try and force a smile through your tears. “We protect what those who went ahead of us cherished, so those that come after will have a future. If anyone asks... that's what I'll tell them you taught me."

"That is good." your teacher mutters. "I know you will protect the village. One more thing. Please, take care of Konohamaru."

With that, the Third Hokage closes his eyes for the last time.

Tsunade stops her jutsu and stands up. She walks a bit away and stands there for a while, facing away from you.

>A.This is your fault

>B.Are you going to return to the village?

>C.Stay silent

>D.Other

>>42654734
>>42654762

We're a 13 year old who's mentor got murdered, cause some doctor wouldn't go and heal a fucking patient, so she poisoned someone else.

You have to consider what Kon actually knows, which isn't that Tsunade was planning to die, it's that she poisoned his Master, and now he's dead.

>>42654762
She thought poisoning him when she knew orochimaru was around was a good idea, because she's a selfish drunk that didnt care, she probably does now but it doesnt stop her from being a terrible terrible person

>>42654804
>B.Are you going to return to the village?
>C.Stay silent

>>42654734
i am with you but i will go with a bit passive aggressive.

Carry both bodies, say "mission failed" and go home

>>42654780
>>42654786
Kon is one of the most emotionally mature 13 year olds in the setting, and is even better put-together than a lot of older ninja.

Quit trying to make him into a little shit. He's not.

>>42654804
>B.Are you going to return to the village?

>>42654804
>D.Other
"Heal my leg and then let's go. We've wasted enough time already. I'll carry Konohamaru."

>>42654804
>A.This is your fault
then
>Go to Konohamaru's side and remain silent

>>42654804
>>A.This is your fault
Why'd you poison him?

>>42654804
>D. Shizune Is Konohamaru going to recover? I need to get going soon. Sensei's body needs be returned to the village, and I need to report his failure. Perhaps I'll make it in time for them to find someone to save Itachi.

>>42654804
>>D.Other
Pick up Konohamaru and head back.

"Figure yourself out."

>>42654804
>B.Are you going to return to the village?
Our eyes might say 'this is your fault' though. Can't be helped.

>>42654804
>D.Other
Hold out one of the standard-issue scrolls all chunin get in their basic kit.
“... he deserves to be taken home, but I don't know the technique very well. Can either of you help me?”

>>42654793
Fuck that. We use that force neutralization technique anons were talking about earlier, turn it into a seal and apply it to someone's heart.
>Impact Style: Cardiac Arrest Seal!
Alternatively induce a heart attack with punch.
>>42654804
>D. Stare at him for a while, offer a small prayer, then say, "We should...do something. We need to bring his body back to the village. And Konohamaru shouldn't see him like this."

>>42654804
>A.This is your fault

I would rather we don't become the dedicated medic. Should we learn a medical jutsu or two? Sure. Every competent ninja should know SOME kind of effective first aid but our role has always been to switch between traps/support and total explosive offense.

we are a great mid range fighter and shouldn't dedicate ourselves to being the medic when we could be laying traps and leading squads of enemies into the BOOM zone.

>>42654804
>B.Are you going to return to the village?

We're devastated, and we don't have to be happy about it, but I don't think we're in a headspace that would let us fuck the mission just to be bitter.

If she refuses, then we can flip our shit.

>>42654851
This.
It'll have the most emotional impact on her and we arent directly being a cunt

>>42654804
>D.Other
"You're returning to the village."

>>42654849
This
But put up as as our failure instead of his

or this
>>42654856
to shizune

>>42654827
'Most mature' doesn't mean he is completly mature yet, as he's still 13. He'll at least have the sense to keep it to himself.

>>42654804
>>C.Stay silent
>D. Watch her
She knows that this is largely her doing. Silent condemnation is more effective than anything we could say.
So stare. Don't talk. Don't even blink.

>>42654870
Agreed.

>>42654870
Our role is trying to do things that Naruto does in canon and just failing completely
:^)

>>42654851
this

>>42654804

>>42654851
I'll go with this, although maybe ask if Shizune knows how to summon a container for the body.

I'll fucking laugh if in answer to our childish bitching she says he died cause we fucked with his heart using an untested technique.

>>42654786
There's a difference between losing your shit at someone, and the kind of passove-aggressive, catty cuntery that keeps getting suggested. Catty cuntery is deliberate, and requires a relatively calm state of mind.

>>42654804
Remember people, we're the ranking survivor here and Kon knows it. This still isn't the time to be a bitter little shit, and Kon knows it. This is the time for making sure our sensei didn't die for nothing, and to make good on our last words to him.

Get your fucking shit straight.

>>42654927
Man, you made me giggle you fuck