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From your position perched upon the ridge of a dune you're afforded a view of the entire camp. It's at times like these that you wish you had some way to magnify or otherwise enhance your vision. Regardless, you're still able to glean quite a bit of information about the warband arrayed before you.

Assuming that there are two soldiers to a tent, as is standard procedure in the Shah's armies, then you're facing a force of about four hundred men, give or take fifty or so in either direction. You're finding it incredibly hard to focus your will, but it's safe to assume that at least some of these soldiers are trained Vatis. Most probably know a little bit of Fire or Water magic, with maybe a few among them gifted in Earth or Nature. You doubt any untrained soldier is going to know Metal magic.

You can't make out much about their equipment but they seem fairly professional. The armor on the soldiers patrolling the edge of the camp gleams in the light of cook fires and torches. Metal armor isn't cheap, so if they're all equipped similarly to the guards on patrol they might be more than simple bandits. Mercenaries would be your first guess, but anyone caught hiring Aghtaki to do their fighting for them would surely meet a fate worse than death should the Shah ever discover their treachery.

With the sun sinking below the horizon and a new day begun, most of the camp will probably be settling in to rest and relax. That means you could probably safely try to sleep off this fugue that's affecting you. On the other hand you do have a dragon for an adoptive son. If these are slavers, as the row of cages flanking the right side of the camp packed full of men, women, and children imply, you could probably just torch the lot of them without robbing the world of anyone vital.

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However, Zahak is still young. With a trident and a knife you managed to kill a dragon several years, if not decades, older than Zahak. Plus a force of this size is almost certain to have a sizable division of archers in its ranks, meaning his ability to fly might not be quite as useful as it would be otherwise.

From what you've gleaned the plan you'd previously concocted entailed poisoning their supplies and then presumably letting some actual military force crush them in open battle, or at least forcing them to withdraw. Judging by the fact that your cloak has dissolved into incoherence and clings to you like some sort of ghostly shroud, you'll probably be the one forced to do the sneaking in and poisoning part. Low on vys as you are, is that really such a good idea? Sure if you're lucky you won't need to fight, but if you are spotted at some point and need to quickly and quietly dispose of a handful of people you'll be shit out of luck.

>Whatever you decide to do, tonight you need to rest. Tell them to wake you at sunrise and crawl back into the carriage.
>Maybe that potion the human woman in the green dress offered actually will help? Sure she's admitted to being a poisoner, but you're willing to take the risk.
>Mount up on Zahak. It's time to burn this place to the ground, risk to you and your son's health be damned.
>You want to get this finished as quickly as possible. Take whatever poison you're supposed to use to cripple these assholes and try sneaking into their camp.
>Write-in

Wow what, I just looked for BQ and didn't see it.

>>42652028
Woo good to see you soma-senpai

>>42652028
>Maybe that potion the human woman in the green dress offered actually will help? Sure she's admitted to being a poisoner, but you're willing to take the risk.

Once we handle this camp we have to sleep though.

>>42652028
>You want to get this finished as quickly as possible. Take whatever poison you're supposed to use to cripple these assholes and try sneaking into their camp.
Whatever we do, do NOT drink strange potions offered by strangers.

>>42652028
>>Write-in
Mount Zahak and fly home. Why are we helping these assholes who obviously kidnapped us? We have our son, lets get out of dodge.

>>42652176
Zahak says they're friendly.

>>42652028
Take the drugs and sleep it off please

>>42652187
This.

>>42652176
Cease the carrying of the idiot ball please, yes.

>>42652028
>>You want to get this finished as quickly as possible. Take whatever poison you're supposed to use to cripple these assholes and try sneaking into their camp.

>>42652028
can we take some vys from the thing we store vys in?

>>42652221
Cease acting like Mik knows or trusts those people please, yes.

>>42652221
>Cease the carrying of the idiot ball please, yes.
We don't fucking know these people. Why the hell are we going along with their kill a slaver encampment plot when we could ride back home?

>>42652247
Your current max vys pool is 3, and you're at 2/[3] at the moment. So yeah, you could drain 1 vys from your sword or amulet.

>>42652249
>>42652269
>zahak
>our dragon son we know well
>says it's okay to trust them
>BUT WE DON'T KNOW THEM SO FUCK THOSE PEOPLE
Stop. Carrying. The idiot ball.

>>42652269
Because Zahak explicitly told us we know these people. Please go back, read the end of the last thread, and don't post again until you do.

Sounds like Mik don't remember Ricky yet. It's gonna be one hell of a scene when the tentacles and the screaming in the head starts.

>>42652269
>We're weak and our vys is depleted even after a sleep for some reason
>Zahak says we know these people and that we were working with them
>They all know who we are
We're racist and amnesiastic, not retarded.

>>42652299
>>42652302
>our less than 1 month old dragon son says "we know those people"
>that means we should toats drink some strange potion offered from somebody whom we have no recollection of

Nigger, stop being retarded.

>>42652333
>not retarded.
Huh....sometimes one gotta wonder about that. But in this particular case, yeah Mik isn't a retard.

>>42652273
I see.

>>42652028
>Whatever you decide to do, tonight you need to rest. Tell them to wake you at sunrise and crawl back into the carriage.
>Maybe that potion the human woman in the green dress offered actually will help? Sure she's admitted to being a poisoner, but you're willing to take the risk.

>>42652362
It's already been established that you are, in fact, a faggot.

Stop posting.

>>42652389
>can't refute argument
>I'll call him a faggot instead!
Sure showed me, boss.

>>42652362
Literally nobody said to drink the potion you chucklefuck.

>>42652111
>>42652188
>>42652379
>CHUG, CHUG, CHUG

>>42652233
>>42652173
>>42652111
>Welp, time to sneak into a camp.

>>42652176
>Screw you guys, I'm goin' home.

>>42652379
>Just sleep this shit off mayn.

>>42652333
>for some reason
After stripping away your soul you need a full night's rest to restore yourself to full power. You slept for barely an hour before Darzi had Prof wake you.

Looks like we've got a tie between drinking the potion and sneaking into camp!

VOTE
1
To chug that shit, nigga. Get yo drank on.

VOTE
2
To sneak into the camp and poison some slavers.

>>42652428
Then what do you think
>Maybe that potion the human woman in the green dress offered actually will help? Sure she's admitted to being a poisoner, but you're willing to take the risk.
entails, oh enlightened one?

>>42652452
1

>>42652452
1

>>42652452
2

>>42652452
2

>>42652452
1

Besides Mik, who else got their brooch attuned with Master Karim?
If there's a nigga that will set Mik straight, it's this one.

>>42652452
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>>42652428
>Literally nobody said to drink the potion you chucklefuck.

>>42652452
>Looks like we've got a tie between drinking the potion and sneaking into camp!

>>42652452
1

>>42652452
1

>>42652452
1

>>42652452
1

>>42652452
1

>>42652452
2

>>42652498
Thank goodness people have sense.

>>42652479
>>42652469
>>42652465
>>42652499
>>42652502
>>42652505
>>42652518
>>42652520
>1

>>42652490
>>42652478
>>42652474
>>42652532
>2

Close one, but it looks like 2 takes it by a narrow margin. Writin'

>>42652576
It was a good run guys.

>>42652940
Right? After all we've been through we are going to die to some random bitches poison. Willingly no less!

>>42652940
>It was a good run
>good
>implying

>>42652576
Gg

>>42652996
Ok well it was definitely a 'run' though.

>>42652452
1

>>42653031
The word you're looking for is meh

Shit I just realised I missed thread 154, gonna read that and rush back here soon. Don't leave me behind homies.

>>42653569
You should have time to read the last 10 threads before Soma updates.

Rolled 17 (1d100)

rolling for soma to come back

>>42653745
Confirmed for passing out at his desk. Everyone go home.

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>42653745
Rolling for him to go and stay go.

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>42653745
>>42653771
Rolling for IRL Soma assassination

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After a moment's hesitation you slide down the side of the sand dune you're laying on top of, standing only once you're confident that you won't be seen from the camp. Your caution is probably unnecessary, but better safe than sorry. Dragging your feet back to the confluence of freaks and mutants that you apparently call friends you shoot a glare towards the human woman in the strange armor made of layered cloth and metal. “So what is this slime you want me to drink?”

The woman, whom you presume to be the leader of this little group, turns towards the other human in the green dress who smells like sulfur and blood. They babble on in that barbaric language of theirs for a time, much to the confusion of the pretty Samjan woman who begins speaking it herself. Are you the only one here who doesn't understand what they're saying?

The pretty Samjan, your driver you think, turns towards you and addresses you in your native tongue. “Mikhael, you speak Rhynian better than any of us. What in the Gods' names are you having Fulvia translate for?”

So the leader is Fulvia, you'll need to keep that in mind. “If I once spoke Rhynian I don't remember any of it. If I did I certainly wouldn't be having a human translate for me. Her accent is absolutely atrocious.”

The mutant with the horns frowns just slightly, the most facial expression you've seen from her yet. Really, she seems a terribly droll 'person'. You're about to turn your attention back to the human woman when the mutant bolts out Samjan almost as good as any native. “I don't like this Mikhael. Is this what most of your people are really like, behind the veneer of disinterest?”

Your driver shakes her head. “No, this Mikhael is just being a pompous ass. Which is weird, because before he didn't seem to care very much at all about race, just competence. The same is true of his master, come to think of it.” She glances towards you. “Maybe he got it from his father?”

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Where did your life go so wrong that you ended up as the sort of degenerate who associates with humans, elves, and their sympathizers? When you get your memories back you're really going to need to reassess your life choices. “So are you going to passive aggressively gossip about me and my family like I'm not right here for the rest of the evening? By all means, feel free to do so. Just keep in mind you're the ones that are so cripplingly incapable of independent thought or action that you apparently traipse through the desert following my whims.”

Before either can respond Fulvia clears her throat, drawing your attention away from the other two women. “Mortia says this potion her mother taught her to make that's supposed to promote spiritual health. She says that her mother knew a ritual which entailed tearing away a piece of her soul and forcing it into an object, making it in many ways an extension of her own self. She would drink this after the ritual, so she didn't have to waste time sleeping.”

Huh, so you've sustained some sort of damage to your soul? You weren't aware such a thing was possible. Fulvia proffers the crystalline vial and you snatch it from her hands, holding it up to the light. Its contents are thick and opaque, a vile black in color. Pulling off the glass stopper you're immediately assaulted by an overpoweringly acrid stench. Out of instinct you recoil, holding the vial at arms length to spare your sinuses. “Gods above, woman. What on Earth did you put in here? It smells like death!”

There's a brief conversation between Fulvia and the other one, Mortia you presume, before Fulvia answers your question. “Your people would call its ingredients jaya, hing resin, and erandela oil. She extracted the acids from the jaya plant and mixed the hing resin and erandela oil to alleviate some of the bitter taste.”

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So it's basically acid mixed with oil and the concentrated resin of a plant which taste like rotten meat. Wonderful. Simply wonderful. Well, down the hatch it is then. Plugging your nose you raise the vial to your lips and kick it back. You gag almost immediately but force your mouth to stay closed, struggling to swallow the vile substance. Your tongue is left feeling burnt and raw by the time you finally send the goop slithering down your gullet. It's almost like you just swallowed a living thing, and now it's trying desperately to climb back out of you. The sensation is absolutely terrible.

It hits your stomach like a sack of bricks and just sits there, churning. At first you feel no different but then bits and pieces of memory start to filter back, slowly but surely you begin to remember just who these people are. Chryssa, the woman you met in the ruins of an old watched tower just a few short days after the Shah ordered you banished. Profectus, the forgotten Rhynian experiment you discovered in an old ruin north of Licae. Fulvia, that same facility's AI you dragged away from an otherwise desolate life.

You recall rescuing Darzi from those bandits, and your journeys through the mines of Longia. Unfortunately you only vaguely recall the time you spent in that strange realm beyond the portal at the bottom of the mine shaft. All you can really remember is that it's there you met Mortia and another person who's name escapes you at the moment. You also don't totally recall why you're here right now, just that there are bandits to poison.
>Vys Pool: (28/[29])
>Status Gained: Jaya Poisoning

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Everyone's staring at you expectantly. Waiting. You're at a momentary loss as to what you're supposed to tell them, so you cough into a closed fist and pose the first question that occurs to you. “Are there any side effects to this potion, Mortia?”

There's a collective sigh of relief, a sigh that's abruptly cut off when Mortia starts running down a list of horrible things that the potion might do to you. “Well, from what I recall it's highly addictive. My mom would usually keep herself dosed up for a few days at which point she'd crash and spend the next week bed ridden. Internal bleeding, an inability to generate vys, dry mouth, seizures, irregular heartbeat, and muscle pains were the usual symptoms of withdrawal. She also used to complain about hallucinations, a sensation like bugs crawling underneath her skin, disembodied voices telling her to do things, random bouts of memory loss... really I don't know why she insisted upon using it so often.”

>Well shit, looks like you've only got a limited amount of time to get down to that camp and poison their supplies before you turn into a miserable wreck.
>Can't you just... leave? It's not like these raiders have pillaged your family lands, yet. Sure they're on the border but they probably won't cross, right?
>Now that your vys pool isn't quite so small, it's time to roast some bandits alive.
>Write-in

>>42653900
>>Well shit, looks like you've only got a limited amount of time to get down to that camp and poison their supplies before you turn into a miserable wreck.
>Apologize for being a bit f a dick. We didn't have our full faculties in mind.

>>42653900
>Well shit, looks like you've only got a limited amount of time to get down to that camp and poison their supplies before you turn into a miserable wreck.
yay mik got addicted to shit that is worse than the spice, and now won't be able to use spells for a long while.

>>42653900
>>Well shit, looks like you've only got a limited amount of time to get down to that camp and poison their supplies before you turn into a miserable wreck.
at least those are the possible side effects, right soma? we don't have all of them, and arent getting all of them eventually right? soma pls

>>42653900
>>Well shit, looks like you've only got a limited amount of time to get down to that camp and poison their supplies before you turn into a miserable wreck.

>>42653900
>Well shit, looks like you've only got a limited amount of time to get down to that camp and poison their supplies before you turn into a miserable wreck.

This sucks, but it'll get better.

>>42653900
>Well shit, looks like you've only got a limited amount of time to get down to that camp and poison their supplies before you turn into a miserable wreck.

>Write-in
Apologize: Mention that we were basically operating as a weird version of ourselves with mostly memories from our upbringing and without the perspective of our travels, and that we have since re-evaluated our position on specific members of other races, it's just that the memory loss reverted us to how we were before we got banished.

>>42653900
>Apologize for being a bit f a dick. We didn't have our full faculties in mind.
>Write-in
Manipulate poison
You act like we aren't Grand Master healer Soma, what the fuck do we even care about poisons.

>>42653900
>Well shit, looks like you've only got a limited amount of time to get down to that camp and poison their supplies before you turn into a miserable wreck.

>>42653987
lie in your bed anon, you wanted to rush and cut corners.
>>42654005
stop being a pussy, mik didn't do much.

>“Mortia says this potion her mother taught her to make that's supposed to promote spiritual health. She says that her mother knew a ritual which entailed tearing away a piece of her soul and forcing it into an object, making it in many ways an extension of her own self. She would drink this after the ritual, so she didn't have to waste time sleeping.”
Well damn that's really useful.
>“Well, from what I recall it's highly addictive. My mom would usually keep herself dosed up for a few days at which point she'd crash and spend the next week bed ridden. Internal bleeding, an inability to generate vys, dry mouth, seizures, irregular heartbeat, and muscle pains were the usual symptoms of withdrawal. She also used to complain about hallucinations, a sensation like bugs crawling underneath her skin, disembodied voices telling her to do things, random bouts of memory loss... really I don't know why she insisted upon using it so often.”
Never mind.

>>42653900
>Well shit, looks like you've only got a limited amount of time to get down to that camp and poison their supplies before you turn into a miserable wreck.

>>42653900
>Well shit, looks like you've only got a limited amount of time to get down to that camp and poison their supplies before you turn into a miserable wreck.
make it so that the poison will make them unconscious then we will have enough prisoners to experiment on so that we can become God and eat their souls

>>42654066
>>42654008
>>42654005
>>42653996
>>42653994
>>42653987
>>42653964
>>42653925
>>42654119
>Shit, better kick your ass in gear then.

>>42653925
>>42654005
>>42654007
>Apologize

>>42654007
You're not suffering any ill effects at the moment, and the good effects are a result of the poisoning. Manipulate Poison would strip you of your memories and leave you at 0 vys after the portion of his soul the potion repaired fell into disarray again.

>>42653987
This line is really important:
>My mom would usually keep herself dosed up for a few days

Writin' for kick your shit in gear.

>>42654144
thank god no super sickness for us!

>>42654144
Does doing shit with a soul drain reduce how much vys we can spend on rolls?

>>42654272
I would love to figure out how this potion works and try to make a less horrible soul restoration thingy. We'd totally be able to do it with enchantment if we learned enough runes. And did enchantment.

EN-CHANT-MENT!

>>42654445
never

Anyone up for taking the slavers as slaves?

>>42654511
sure, but from the sounds of it they might be from the enemy kingdom, if we defeat them we can easily get alot of power and wealth from the shah.

Looks like we forgot to effect our will on the world while we were under effect of our meditation.

>>42654554
If we took them alive we would gain even more power and fame, what's the price of a slave in today's market anyways?

>>42654680
Two fiddy

>>42654633
nigga what

>>42654511
Aghtaki make bad slaves. Do you want to have criminals in your household? Since they are slavers, even those that did nothing "wrong" initially are evil now.
We should either use them for practise (anatomy, soul manipulation, torture...), kill them, or turn them over to Kadir for execution (earning a bonus in doing so).

>>42654502
too bad faggot, we savant now

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>>42654726
stuff

>>42654730
I just want to capture them and turn them into slaves man, i don't really care what we do to them after but personally i would create a sex dungeon for the good looking ones

Friendly reminder: Aghtaki found in Pidjata are put to death, no exceptions. Slavery is not an option for them.

Bear in mind that not all of these slavers may be Aghtaki, however.

>male Samjan would rather fuck each other in the ass than fuck a degenerate female elf

>>42654999
That's really gay

Like full on homosexual
Borderline deviant

>>42654999
Are you trying to imply that they're wrong?

>>42655020
sodomy is a degenerate act for degenerate creatures

>>42654999
If it's found out they're gay, they may get disowned. If it's found out the fucked a degenerate, they get banished.

Which seems like a safer choice to make?

>>42655041
Less degenerate than fucking elves and humans.

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You stare at your friend and companion for a long while, letting the silence stretch on until she starts to fidget uncomfortably. “So what you're telling me-” You begin, pausing really just for effect. “-is that I have only a few hours to accomplish what I need to accomplish before turning into a miserable, bed ridden, pain racked dead weight?”

Mortia's fingers are nervously picking along the sleeves of her dress and she refuses to meet anyone's eyes. “W-well, I mean. Maybe. My mother took much higher doses than the one I gave you and for much longer stretches of time. You'll probably just feel some discomfort, and maybe vomit blood a few times. I don't know, Mik! I just brew the potions, I don't test them!”

You allow the serious facade you'd been maintaining to crack, your mouth splitting into a wide grin. Resting a hand on Mortia's shoulder in what you hope is a comforting gesture you try to calm her nerves. “Relax, Mortia. I'm just having a little fun at your expense. Honestly, I'm glad you happened to have the ingredients necessary to brew something like this. Now where's this poison I'm supposed to taint their supplies with?”

Mortia pouts, punching you lightly in the hip. She probably would've gone for your shoulder if she could reach, but as is the top of her head barely reaches up to your chest. “Don't be a jerk, Mik. I was really worried you were mad.”

“I think any normal and sane individual probably would've been mad.” Darzi interjects while Mortia is digging through a pouch strapped to her belt. “It's fortunate that Mik is neither of those things.”

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Triumphantly Mortia retrieves a carved wooden container shaped vaguely like some sort of gourd with a cork stopper crammed into the neck. She holds it up towards you, but when you try to grab it she jerks it away from you. “Mik, this is powerful stuff.” She cautions. “All you need to do is dump a little bit into each of their water barrels. Too much and they'll be able to taste it, so ere on the side of caution. A brief splash will be more than enough to leave everyone who drinks from that barrel confined to the latrines for the next two days.”

She offers the wooden gourd again and this time lets you take it. You tuck the poison into your cloak and pull the loose garment just a little tighter around yourself. “Right then. A splash in each barrel of water, no more and no less. Wish me luck, and keep an eye on the camp. If things go badly I don't know how long I'll be able to last in my current state.”

Chryssa taps the mask of her armor. “I'll be keeping an eye on you the entire time, I'll probably know you've been discovered before you do.”

Turning on your heels you start marching towards the rise of the dune. The further you get from your companions the more you seem to blend in to the encroaching darkness of night, as if your cloak is responding to some unconscious signal. Cresting the ridge of the dune the camp spreads out in front of you as if some vast, sprawling city of white cloth.

A brief survey allows you to pick out the six carts arrayed amidst a confluence of tents on the right side of the camp.

>Sneak around the flank and try to hug the bank of the dried up river. There's some foliage there you could hide in.
>Sneak up to the riverbank and then wait until most of the camp has gone to sleep, then make a bee line for the supply train.
>Turn yourself invisible with fire magic and try to sneak straight through the camp. The faster you get this over with the better.
>Write-in

>>42655149
>>Sneak up to the riverbank and then wait until most of the camp has gone to sleep, then make a bee line for the supply train.
>>Turn yourself invisible with fire magic and try to sneak straight through the camp. The faster you get this over with the better.

>>42655149
>Turn yourself invisible with fire magic and try to sneak straight through the camp. The faster you get this over with the better.

Do this if and only if we can still spend 15 vys on rolls in spite of our temporarily reduced max vys. Otherwise I vote:
>Sneak around the flank and try to hug the bank of the dried up river. There's some foliage there you could hide in.

>>42655149
>Sneak up to the riverbank and then wait until most of the camp has gone to sleep, then make a bee line for the supply train.
there are vatis around so they could probably detect us using magic.

>>42655149
>Turn yourself invisible with fire magic and try to sneak straight through the camp. The faster you get this over with the better.

>>42655149
>>Sneak around the flank and try to hug the bank of the dried up river. There's some foliage there you could hide in.

>>42655149
>Sneak around the flank and try to hug the bank of the dried up river. There's some foliage there you could hide in.

>>42655149
>>Turn yourself invisible with fire magic and try to sneak straight through the camp. The faster you get this over with the better.
We can't afford to be getting sick in the middle of this.

>>42655055
Let's see
>Be Gay
>Be Straight

I'll take Be Straight for 1500 Bob

>>42655149
>Write-in
Can we like create a mass of puppets and give the appearances that they're getting assaulted by the local lords army?

And while they rush to defend we sneaky beakie into the camp and if they run Zahak burns them?

>>42655149
>Turn yourself invisible with fire magic and try to sneak straight through the camp. The faster you get this over with the better.

The sooner we get this over with the sooner we can get back to sleep and heal our soul.

>>42655149
>>Turn yourself invisible with fire magic and try to sneak straight through the camp. The faster you get this over with the better.

>>42655135
>“I think any normal and sane individual probably would've been mad.” Darzi interjects while Mortia is digging through a pouch strapped to her belt. “It's fortunate that Mik is neither of those things.”
What a fun reputation we have.

>>42655181
You can spend 25% of your max vys, so yeah temp max still applies. That means you can only spend 7 vys on any one action right now.

>>42655149
>>Turn yourself invisible with fire magic and try to sneak straight through the camp. The faster you get this over with the better.
>>Write-in
Ask what they think about taking the slavers as slaves/prisoners and gaining some more fame, gold and favor with the shah

>>42655149
>Sneak around the flank and try to hug the bank of the dried up river. There's some foliage there you could hide in.

>Multiple trained Vatis in a camp we're infiltrating
>lol let's just use magic to hide ourselves haha

>>42655215
Are you retarded m8? we're sneaking in to poison them not attacking them

>>42655149
>>Write-in
ask if they think we can take most of the enemies prisoner after they've been poisoned

>>42655290
I know it was a distraction

>>42655149
>>Turn yourself invisible with fire magic and try to sneak straight through the camp. The faster you get this over with the better.
>>Write-in
contact the group through the broaches pretending to have lost our memory again

>>42655288
Yep. One nature vatis and we're fucked.

>>42655149
>Write-in
ask what they think about capturing all of the enemy, is it possible?

>>42655149
>>42655263
+1

>>42655276
>>42655197
>>42655194
>>42655181
>Sneak up to the riverbank and creep into the camp that way.

>>42655171
>>42655185
>Wait for the camp to go to sleep.

>>42655171
>>42655187
>>42655211
>>42655230
>>42655240
>>42655263
>>42655335
>>42655374
>Turn invisible

>>42655356
>>42655300
>>42655263
>>42655374
>Samefag about slaves.

>>42655215
>Stage a false assault, then rush up to the supply train while everyone is distracted.

Lemme figure out modifiers.

>>42655356
It's a shit idea. We're going to elaudia. Do you want to bring prisoners with us?

>>42655149
>Sneak around the flank and try to hug the bank of the dried up river. There's some foliage there you could hide in.

>>42655215
The choice was
>be straight, but fuck an elf
or
>be gay, but with a Samjam

According to the Law, as well as moral decency, it would be better to fuck a guy Samjan than an elf of either sex, as the later leads to banishment.

Enjoy your banishment you filthy degenerate.

>>42655385
we could make a shrine and give them to catbro to hollow out and control

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>>42655391
Sweet I get to see the world, become a dog of war, and fuck as many different women from different places as I can

Thanks
Livin da dream ma

>>42655383
>Samefag about slaves.
You caught me Soma, what is my punishment?

>>42655444

>>42655444
50 years in the iso-cube

ROOOOOOOOLL 3d10+22 (+2 from Light Step, +12 from Void Cloak, +8 from Fire Magic) vs DC 44 (Base DC 20, +10 from Vastly Outnumbered, +4 from x2 Nature Vatis, +4 from Expert Nature Vatis, +4 from x2 Meditating Vatis)

Pretty sure I got everything.

Rolled 6, 6, 10 + 22 = 44 (3d10 + 22)

>>42655544

Rolled 7, 2, 8 + 22 = 39 (3d10 + 22)

>>42655544

Rolled 3, 9, 9 + 22 = 43 (3d10 + 22)

>>42655544

Rolled 3, 2, 4 + 22 = 31 (3d10 + 22)

>>42655544

Rolled 5, 7, 2 + 22 = 36 (3d10 + 22)

>>42655544

Rolled 6, 5, 3 = 14 (3d10)

>>42655544
We're fucked.

Rolled 5, 1, 1 + 22 = 29 (3d10 + 22)

>>42655544

>>42655552
>>42655558
>>42655560
Holy fuck. We can actually make this.

>spend 6

>>42655552
>>42655558
>>42655560
Wow, good thing those good rolls were first.

Spend 6

>>42655552
>>42655558
>>42655560

That went really well actually

Rolled 8, 7, 7 + 20 = 42 (3d10 + 20)

>>42655552
>>42655558
>>42655560
>44, 39, 43 vs DC 44
>Regular Failure!

Your vys pool is at 28/[29]. You can spend 7 vys on any one roll.
>Spend 1 to make it a Regular Success.
>Spend 6 to make it a Great Success

Ignore this roll. Doin' a little experiment.

>>42655623
>Spend 6 to make it a Great Success

>>42655623
>>Spend 6 to make it a Great Success

>>42655623
>Spend 6

>>42655623
I can't ignore that.
>Spend 6 to make it a Great Success

>>42655623
>Spend 6 to make it a Great Success

>that fuckin roll
God damn it soma

So, Before I forget this unrelated idea, next time we're home and have time, we should ask the cat Spirit to play Siege with us.
Call it practice for the next time we have a big spirit territory battle, those are fun.
Plus, maybe he can give us some ideas.

Writin' for Spend 6 and a secret.

>>42655650
its actually a roll on how well the poison does.

>>42655623
>Spend 6 to make it a Great Success

We should also drain our pendant back to max.

>>42655674
SECREEEET

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>>42655674

>>42655544
We still have 3 chances to ruin everything with a nat 3

.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v= 689LlvjZNwQ

Rolled 2, 4, 4 + 22 = 32 (3d10 + 22)

>>42655623

Rolled 10, 2, 3 + 22 = 37 (3d10 + 22)

>>42655544
>>42655712

Rolled 9, 2, 5 + 22 = 38 (3d10 + 22)

>>42655764
FAGGOT

>>42655544
Void cloak once again proving how good of a choice it was.

>>42655790
The cloak was a mistake.

>>42655790
If we didn't have the cloak then our light step would be a larger bonus.

The cloak was a mistake

>>42655653

More Siege is always a good idea.

>>42655834
Is Siege the best decision we've made in this entire quest.

The answer is yes.

The cloak wasn't a mistake but the mask was definitely a mistake.

>>42655820
>>42655826
I actually still want it gone

>>42655860
Shit opinions: the post

>>42655877
You think the mask was a good idea?!?!

>>42655890
The mask was the best idea.

>>42655890
Its a meme anon

>>42655890
it opened the way for a lot of interesting things

>>42655914
Like the cloak.

>>42655905
I'm going to shit inside of your computer so you can never post again

>>42656001
>i hate fun and only want to be boring in real life and in fictional life

You're a shit quester. Please kill yourself.

>>42656001
LITERAL SHITPOST AYOO GET FUCKED

>>42656031
>Stupid is fun

Kill yourself my man

>>42655890
If we hadn't put on the mask, no-one would care who we are
Also the quest would be about four months closer to ending.

>>42656031
I was actually joking I think the mask was a good idea myself too

>>42656061
>implying the mask was stupid
You're a special kind of autism, aren't you?

>>42656031
I don't hate fun i just hate stupid decisions

>>42656128
Why the fuck are you in Banished quest then?

>>42655933
I'm not arguing against the cloak, I'm just saying I like the story things that have come from it

>>42656151
That's a good question anon

Your available vys is far more limited than usual, so you decide to err on the side of expedience rather than caution. Crouching low you run across the sands, yet sparing a brief glance backwards reveals no footsteps. You can feel your feet sinking into the sand but the moment your cloak passes over the depression it's smoothed out, as if you'd never set foot there to begin with.

At first progress is swift but as you near the outermost rows of tents you slow your pace and channel vys, forcing yourself to fade from visibility. You pause to let a guard, dressed in white robes covered by a heavy lamellar coat, pass by before entering the camp proper at the northern end. The supply train is almost on the direct opposite end of the camp, to the southwest.

You're starting to think you've made some sort of mistake when you realize that there are surprisingly few soldiers inside the camp proper. They crowd around campfires or snore away soundly in their tents, unaware of your passing. A few times they look at you, sometimes seeming to stare straight at your face, but always they glance away without suspecting anything might be amiss.

The light from their fires blinds them, making the dark of night seem far deeper than it is. You find that merely by avoiding well lit areas you make swift progress through the camp. As a result of this policy of avoiding well lit areas you find yourself creeping but a few feet from the massive command tent. The brief snatches of conversation you hear inside pique your curiosity, and so you pause to listen further.

The speaker at the moment is a woman, you think. It's either an effeminate man or a masculine woman. “-here much longer, Damodar. I'm telling you, we push through the lands of these feeble westerners to the coast and meet with the smugglers where we arranged. None of this foolishness with the other villages.”
(1/2)

They're speaking Samjan, you can easily understand what they're saying, but their accents are strange. They don't sound like native speakers but they also don't sound like Fulvia does when she speaks Samjan, or even how Chrys used to. Everything they say sound horribly nasal. “I have already made my decree Madhu, we pillage the villages of these 'Hakim'. From what the slaves have told us they have no strong military, it will be simple.”

A gasp draws your attention and your head whips to one side, where you find a young man, a boy really, probably no older than sixteen carrying a pitcher of water in his hands. He's dressed in lamellar armor, like the guards you saw patrolling the perimeter, and wears a long sword on his hip. Your concentration must have slipped while you were trying to get a better of idea of what was being said inside the tent.

You act almost without thinking. The boy has to die, or he'll alert the whole camp. Channeling vys you start rotting the tongue from his head, so he can't raise the alarm, but a streak of color in the corner of your eye catches your attention. All of a sudden the haft of an arrow is sprouting from the back of his neck, the barbed point poking out of his open mouth. Unceremoniously he slumps forward, his expressions still frozen in shock.
>Vys Pool: (25/[29])

At first you're not really sure how to react, but then Chryssa's seeps into your thoughts. {Try to be more careful, Mikhael. That was close.}

That manages to spur you into motion, and you quickly fade once more from visibility. Disposing of the body is as simple as sweeping your cloak over the still-warm corpse of the soldier. He's dragged silently into the void, you can only assume to become Ricky's next meal.
(2/3)

That taken care of you quickly continue on towards the supply train. Curious as you are about the goings on in the command tent you have a mission to accomplish and further delays will only endanger that mission. You manage to reach the wagons without further difficulty and, though a guard sits at one end of the clearing where the bandits keep their supplies, you're able to easily splash a bit of poison into all twelve of their barrels of water.

>Mission accomplished, time to get back to your companions.
>See if you can't sneak back to the command tent and continue eavesdropping.
>Try to make your way to the slave tents on the east end of camp and free the slaves inside, or at least warn them about not drinking the water if they can help it.
>Write-in

>>42656321
>Mission accomplished, time to get back to your companions.

Right, so. For a while now I've been thinking your companions aren't really useful enough. I've been thinking that a good way to change that could be something like a saving roll you get (that I roll) when you have a friend looking out for you who's in a position to intercede on your behalf. This saving throw will only apply when you have a free companion, so if everyone is engaged in combat then you won't get that saving throw due to the fact none of your companions will be able to pull themselves away from their own opponents to save your ass.

Still deciding on whether or not it should cut the amount of vys you spend in half, or reduce the vys yo would've spent to zero.

Oh, and yeah. Chryssa gets a +20 to ranged combat.

Damn, I kinda wanted to see Mik insult every some more and go full /pol/, oh well.

>>42656321
>>Mission accomplished, time to get back to your companions.

>>42656321
>See if you can't sneak back to the command tent and continue eavesdropping.

>>42656321
>>Mission accomplished, time to get back to your companions.
Can't risk the slaves telling them

>>42656321
>>See if you can't sneak back to the command tent and continue eavesdropping.

>>42656321
>See if you can't sneak back to the command tent and continue eavesdropping.
Tiem for sneaky beaky

>>42656321
>Mission accomplished, time to get back to your companions.

>>42656321
>See if you can't sneak back to the command tent and continue eavesdropping.
these niggas are planning on raiding our family lands.
Also this basically proves they are from the enemy samji kingdom.

>>42656321
>See if you can't sneak back to the command tent and poison their water.

>>42656321
>Mission accomplished, time to get back to your companions.

>>42656321
>See if you can't sneak back to the command tent and continue eavesdropping.

>>42656334
>Oh, and yeah. Chryssa gets a +20 to ranged combat.
So how much ass would she kick if we actually cobbled together that enchanted railgun thing and gave it to her? Or is that +20 only for bows?

>>42656377
We can communicate with our master via brooch

>>42656321
>See if you can't sneak back to the command tent and continue eavesdropping.
>>42656334
what would a nat 3 netted her there?
the same question would apply to other companions

>>42656321
>See if you can't sneak back to the command tent and continue eavesdropping

>>42656383
Didn't we give her a cool targeting mask really early on

So did we really loses all our memories from the Rhynian training device and a bunch of other shit just because Prof woke us up too soon?

>>42656389
>>42656334
isn't he busy with the plot line we left behind with the rogue vatis building a secret army near the kingdom?

>>42656321
>Mission accomplished, time to get back to your companions.

Pull out now.

>>42656414
Soul shit grows back, they just woke us up before it could.

>>42656321
>See if you can't sneak back to the command tent and continue eavesdropping.

>>42656427
>>42656405
>>42656391
>>42656382
>>42656378
>>42656377
>>42656372
>>42656369
>>42656363
>Eavesdrop

>>42656332
>>42656355
>>42656367
>>42656373
>>42656379
>>42656420
>Pull out of Iraq and Afghanistan.

Writin'

>>42656491
Do we know whos in charge of the west?

>>42656491
Knowing when to pull out is half the game

>>42656504
Shah Kadir

>>42656504
Padishah Kadir of the dynasty El-Amin, Second of his Name. Long may he reign!

>>42656300
>All of a sudden the haft of an arrow is sprouting from the back of his neck, the barbed point poking out of his open mouth. Unceremoniously he slumps forward, his expressions still frozen in shock.

>At first you're not really sure how to react, but then Chryssa's seeps into your thoughts. {Try to be more careful, Mikhael. That was close.}

Not gonna lie, this almost made me love Chrys again. I hope we can bro it up with her in the future. She can be p cool sometimes.

It looks like she's not as pissed with us anymore.

>>42656613
Maybe getting out of the city was good for her. I like that she's progressed to making the occasional snide comment instead of seething barely constrained bloodlust.

Am i the only one that wants to take these guys prisoner? think of all the fun experiments and research people, and the wealth they may have on them

>>42656668
>Am i the only one that wants to take these guys prisoner?
Yes.

>>42656668
Sounds stupid and overly risky. Let's do it.

>>42656600
>>42656585
So contact Daddy kins and tell him to alert him?

>>42656668
Yes.
We're not taking prisoners.

>>42656684
pussy

>>42656668
Yes you are.

>>42656668
If you must hatch these stupid ideas then try to think about the best means of accomplishing them. The best plan to subdue these people would be to strike once they've all come down with the shits and we're back to full strength.

>>42656668
I support experiments of unquestionable ethics and the acquisition of great knowledge. If they need to be taken prisoner until they can be "processed", so be it. But they will be disposed of afterwards, we're not keeping them. For science!

>>42656600
Praise be to Padishah Kadir of the Dynasty of El-Amin, Second of his Name, and new Commander of allied aerial forces, The Dragon Rider, Mikhael Abdul-Hakim, Long May They Live!

>>42656684
>>42656692
>>42656700
>>42656710
>>42656722
>We have a dragon
>We have countless artifacts
>We have strong-ish companions
>We have poisoned them
>We have Mirza Mikhael Abdul-Hakim
>We have the villagers they've captured
>We have enough to gain from doing it

>>42656760
I said 'Let's do it' faggot.

>>42656760
I just want to adventure instead of doing stupid edgy shit

>>42656774
He doesn't actually care about his ideas, he just wants to argue with people and bask in getting called a moron.

>>42656755
Never said that we should keep them
>>42656787
>stupid edgy shit
>stupid
kill yourself with a hammer and make the quest a better place
>>42656774
ah, missed that

>>42656760
Did you read posts you quoted? Mine was that last one and I offered you feedback on how best to carry out your stupid plan without picking a fight with a fucking army while at half strength and surrounded.

>we poisoned them
Right, I'm sure the army who are currently asleep have drunk heavily from their supplies during the last couple of minutes

>we have the villagers
no we don't

>all your combat related bullshit
the only thing we have that could possibly take out an army is the vys sword and only if they formed ranks in front of us as opposed to surrounding us in all directions as is currently the case

>>42656491
Weren't we still wearing our Warlock Armor when we started meditating?

>>42656907
Yeah, pretty sure. You're still wearing it now too.

>>42656862
Honestly i'm drunk and on opiates and probably some other stuff that I've forgotten about so I'll leave the planning to you.

>>42656907
yep AND i AM PRETTY SURE WE DIDN'T GET THE BONUS!

>>42656921
Fair enough anon, I know that highly ill advised feel.

Why does farting feel so good?

we should become mik the dragon layer

>>42657005
You have an anal-play fetish, anon.

>>42657005
It's like getting reverse fucked by gas

>>42657005
because it's pooping-lite

>>42656668
Hell no. We're going to "free" them and "re-settle" them on our land, then choose the brightest and best among them to become our household guard/staff while providing "care" for those born with unfortunate maladies. Occasionally, one of them might pass away from "treatment" but we'll be sure to get the parent's consent and inform them that there is a chance they might die during the procedure.

>Classes canceled tomorrow
WOO! No need to go to bed early besides my own crippling fatigue!

>>42657167
800,000

>>42657184
start pouring shots and write until you pass out from drunken exhaustion

>>42657184
Soma can you cancel my classes too. Please?

>>42657167
>settle hostile soldiers on our land
>then proceed to earn their hostility further than we already will by conquering them

This is a fucking great idea why

>>42657184
No classes this week cause school anniversary

>>42657184
Why were they canceled? Active shooter event in progress?

Is it HAPPENING??????

>>42657167
You aren't a very smart guy, are you?

>>42657296
Nah, my professor got some sort of surgery and he's still recovering.

>>42657320
Did you cuck Fabio yet

>>42657167
European Union detected.

>>42657184
noice

>>42657184
>implying you'll run any longer than you otherwise would have

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Dead

>>42657849
I can't wait for him to get so drunk that he has Darzi fuck a camel.

>>42657873
Oh shit, I never thought about it that way.

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You've accomplished what you set out to accomplish, so you start slowly creeping your way back across the camp towards the ridge where your companions are hiding. Your progress is slower on the way back because a lot of soldiers are starting to retire to their tents, stumbling half drunk or exhausted through the night. Several times you very nearly bump into someone or knock into a tent, but fortunately you manage to avoid any catastrophic mistakes.

Initially you set out to avoid the command tent but your curiosity gets the best of you. They've already mentioned that they plan on raiding your family lands, what else might you glean from their conversation? Creeping up along the side of the massive tent you keep yourself crouched low to the ground and focus on maintaining your invisibility.

At first you hear only silence, but then a woman dressed in strange armor sweeps out of the tent flap. Hte armor is unlike anything you've ever seen, a layered iron cuirass with a sort of gold inlay. A massive lion's head wrought in gold adorns a pauldron covering her left shoulder but the right is covered by a richly embroidered cloak. The woman herself is rather... well, large would be a good way to put it. Muscular but also just fat.

However, the figure who next emerges from the tent is even stranger still. Garbed from head to toe in resplendent armor and rich silks, you can't help but notice that he doesn't actually have legs. Instead he walks on a pair of articulated metal prosthetics, far too thin to be normal legs. You're not really sure what to make of him, to be frank.

(1/2)

>>42657877
He once claimed that if he ever did smut again, it would be DarzixBandits.

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From your position hidden behind a fold in the side of the tent you're provided a good vantage point both to watch and listen in on their conversation. The man, the leader and the one you presume to be Damodar, speaks with the same nasaly accent you head earlier. “Rest, Madhu. You deserve a night's sleep for the quality of your work these last few weeks. I must see to the treatment of my ailments, but meet me here before dawn.”

The woman grabs the hilt of a massive sword hanging off of her hip and crouches down until one knee rest in the sand. The sort of respect you'd see a vassal pay their lord. Domodar turns away from her does Madhu rise and march off into the camp, towards the east end and the slave cages.

Meanwhile the armored figure goes north, in the direction of the ridge behind which your companions hide. You notice a subtle hiss of air with every step he takes, a curious thing. You find yourself following him for a time, for no other reason than you seem to share a destination, but then he takes a detour west towards a large tent with a strange little chimney at the top, from which smoke is pouring.

>Follow the man with the prosthetic legs.
>Go check on that woman, Madhu.
>Just keep the path, straight towards your companions.
>Write-in

WHAT TIME IS IT?!
Time for me to take a coffee and food break. Back soon.

>>42657908
Bandits can have camels.

Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>42657912
1: Follow the man with the prosthetic legs.
2: Go check on that woman, Madhu.
3: Just keep the path, straight towards your companions.

Move on with our lives or follow obvious plot hooks?
Lets let the dice decide.

>>42657912
>Just keep the path, straight towards your companions.

Go to sleep, just like Soma will instead of posting another update.

>>42657189
>>42657300
>>42657245
>>42657414

I thought we were talking about the slaves . . . . .

But fuck it, the soldiers work too.

And >>42657245, we wouldn't make them hostile. We would be taking care of them, and their families. Especially their families. It's not like there aren't many, many, many precedents for this in actual history or anything.

> What is Normandy.

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>>42657912
>Follow the man with the prosthetic legs.
>Alert Companions
Maybe ask Darzi if she ever heard of these fuckos

>>42657912
>Just keep the path, straight towards your companions.

We can use our scrying artifact to spy on them.

>>42657912
>Just keep the path, straight towards your companions.

>>42657912
>42657955
seconded

>>42657912
>Go to the chimney
>Close the top with earth/metal magic (whatever it's made of)
>Laugh like a cunt when the building fills with smoke and Damodar suffocates.

>>42657970
Oh no, my alter ego slipped out! My mistake.

>>42657912
>Just keep the path, straight towards your companions.

>>42657912
>>Just keep the path, straight towards your companions.
Why are we tempting fate. If anything, we need to let someone back home know what's coming and consult with fulvia about weird metal legs

>>42657912
>>Go check on that woman, Madhu.

I wish we had learned how to put parasites onto people's souls.

>>42657912
>Follow the man with the prosthetic legs.
Well what else would we do?

>>42657986
>>42657912

Seconding this. If these people can't re-grow limbs then they probably have shit vatis.

>>42657912
>>Just keep the path, straight towards your companions.
Sleep, let them drink the poison, then with refilled strenght we will wipe them out.

>>42657912
>Just keep the path, straight towards your companions.

>>42657912
>Just keep the path, straight towards your companions.

>>42657912
>>Go check on that woman, Madhu.

>>42657912
>>42657912
>>42657877
>>42657920
<Soma_QM> Full disclosure.
<Soma_QM> I actually did drunkenly start writing some smut.
<Soma_QM> But that's been banished to the shadow realm.

P O S T
O
S
T

>>42657935
Looks like the dice are sick of our wishy washy shit.

>>42657912
>Follow the metal dick guy

>>42658099
Stop encouraging him. Drunk horny Soma is a blight.

>>42658099
Drunk Soma is a bad person

>>42658130
>>42658138
Drunk Soma is the best thing that has ever happening to this quest.

>>42657912
>Follow the man with the prosthetic legs.

>>42658152
No

He encourages retardation and is quite frankly unpleasant

>>42658152
Waiting for drunk Soma to make best decision and post dick one day only for his imouto to find it and wallpaper her room with print outs

>>42657912
>Follow the man with the prosthetic legs.

>>42658152
Drunk Soma isn't Zahak, let's not get ahead of ourselves.

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>>42658174
And there's this fag.

>>42657912
>>Just keep the path, straight towards your companions.

>>42658099
I LOVE ME SOME DRUNK SOMA.

But I am afraid for his liver. Please be careful Somasan.

>>42658293
It's only a matter of time really

>>42658179
>tfw your sister will never clothe her smooth and sensual body with a silkscreened nightgown covered in your dick
Why even live tbh

>>42657912
Just want to point out to anons who want to stay and fuck around, we still have imminent poisoning to deal with soon.

>>42657951
This Dragon with T-Rex arms is fucking based and adorable at the same damn time

>>42652014
>It's at times like these that you wish you had some way to magnify or otherwise enhance your vision
I have been suggesting this shit since the first time it was mentioned, but anon has the intelligence of niggers.

>>42658419
I'm with you. And I have suggested teaching our friends manipulate + poison + paralyze + leech to help them defend themselves. Poison will probably be very important for Elaudia.

>>42658323
It's a few years yet, Banished will be over, Criminal Neg. and Life Quest probably won't though.

>Soma hasn't even counted the votes yet.

Dead as fuck.

I'm back, but I've got a minor emergency to deal with. Not sure how long this is gonna be.

Sister just got the pregnancy test out?

>>42658636
It's finding a good angle to take the dick pic, isn't it?

Obviously, he ran out of alcohol

>>42658701
>Out of alcohol
>Minor for Soma

Nigga thats Red Alert for him.

>>42658709
I wonder if he gets the shakes after not drinking for a while yet

We need to inform master about this so he can send word to the family, even if we poisoned them they might regroup and push on.

>>42658785
This

I dont know why no one suggested this already

>>42658805
Read the thread.

>>42658805
someone did

but it was an actually smart idea so I ignored it

>>42658805
>>42658829
this tbh fam

>classes canceled
>soma still finds a reason to disappear
just like soma

>>42658805
I been did guy

<~Soma_QM> From what I've gleaned so far my sister is freaking out for some reason.

>>42658885
it's rape

>>42658885
if imouto is in danger he must go running! she needs the S.

>>42658885
Pregnant?

>>42658885
she's been impregnated with incestuous freak seed.

>>42658904
>>42658885
>>42658921
It's a mixture of high school drama and her missing her period.

Fun times.

>>42658934
>8934 ▶
<~Soma_QM> From what I've gleaned so far my sister is freaking out for some reason.
[21:08] <iou1name> About what?
[21:08] <iou1name> She miss her period?
[21:09] <~Soma_QM> Actions of a former friend she's obsessing over at the moment.
[21:09] <iou1name> Penguin?
[21:09] <Rob> Oh, delicious high school drama.
[21:09] <~Soma_QM> Yee, iou.
[21:09] <~Soma_QM> And yeah Rob.
[21:09] <iou1name> Kek
[21:09] <~Soma_QM> I'm the worst person to talk about this to, since I have the emotional depth of a thimble.
[21:09] <iou1name> Tell her to vent on the ask.
[21:09] <~Soma_QM> But fuck it, I'll try.

>>42658961
Soma always makes me feel bad about how little I talk to my sister. She's even my twin but I never talk to her.

>>42658981
Twincest best cest.

>>42658961
ive seen this before

this is just like my japanese animes

theyre about to fuck

>>42658981
I ain't even got a sibling yo.

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