>>42669908

you do with him, just as long as I don't have to listen to his crazy anymore"

"Yeah, but we're out of cash" Moriarty says slamming his fist on the wall "So we need to fix that before Snuggles or Marcia start eating people"

"Of course" Marcia says smirking as she finally brushes the wall of hair out of her eyes "I mean how could you possibly survive without you daily calls to that sex line"

"Okay, that was kind of clever" Moriarty says flatly "I'll give you a four out of ten"

"Everyone's a critic" Marcia sighs "but how are we going to get money anyways, I mean we can't just start working a second job each, I mean we're not exactly normal looking and well, I really don't want to have to work minimum wage...again"

"Well I am German" Moriarty says shrugging "And don't worry, my giant amazon esc friend,for I have a plan you see"

What do I say?"
[] How'd we run out of money anyways?
[] Let me guess, one of your old contacts
[] fuck can't we just rob a bank again or something
[] well I'm going back to bed, you deal with this mess, see ya
[] Is it selling pictures of Marcy's abs!!?
[] Does it have anything to do with a tub of lube and a horse suit?
[]Hey Mecha, don't super teams get paid so they can get taxed for all the colateral?'
[] WAIT!! I HAVE A BETTER IDEA!
[] Okay, what's the plan Morty?
[] write in

Set a new form in Set form?

>>42669924
>"Well, what's stopping me from just walking into a bank vault like last time?"
>Okay, that plans boring...what if I turned myself into naked heroes and just took pictures and sold them online?

>>42669924
>[] Is it selling pictures of Marcy's abs!!?
>[] Does it have anything to do with a tub of lube and a horse suit?
>[] How'd we run out of money anyways?
>[] fuck can't we just rob a bank again or something

>>42669924
>[] Is it selling pictures of Marcy's abs!!?
>[] Does it have anything to do with a tub of lube and a horse suit?
>[] Okay, what's the plan Morty?

>>42669924
>[] How'd we run out of money anyways?
>[] Is it selling pictures of Marcy's abs!!?
>[] Okay, what's the plan Morty?

>>42669924
>[] How'd we run out of money anyways?
>[] Let me guess, one of your old contacts
[] Is it selling pictures of Marcy's abs!!?
[]Hey Mecha, don't super teams get paid so they can get taxed for all the colateral?'
[] Okay, what's the plan Morty?

>>42669924
>give me twenty minutes and a bag a rocks and we'll have a ton of gold. That work for ya?

>>42670179
Gold=/=money
No one is gonna accept a nugget as payment.

>>42669924
>>42670179
backing, who needs money when you can bend reality over a table and fuck it in the ass?

>>42670197
There is a thing called the gold exchange. and jewlers. That's kinda the point. Seriously what do you think people do with it in real life?

>>42669924
[] Is it selling pictures of Marcy's abs!!?
[] Does it have anything to do with a tub of lube and a horse suit?
[]Hey Mecha, don't super teams get paid so they can get taxed for all the colateral?'
>You know a fence Morty? Cause I could make some Gold, or Platinum, or gemstones.

>>42670222
Get hunted down like wild animals by rich people who want to keep the market from being flooded with gold?

>>42670222
>Seriously what do you think people do with it in real life?
Mostly store it. Its not really meant to be used for payment.
Its kinda hilarious you think people pay with it.

>>42670197
Actually we could make massive jewels and sell those for fucktonnes

>>42670236
That's why we only sell small bits of it at a time, to various fences and such, or hell we could just make gems. Jesus man we could make fucking uranium if we had a buyer

>>42670222
>Seriously what do you think people do with it in real life?
Not flood the market with it because gold is heavily overpriced because of a supply kept artificially low by people with economic interest in such things that would not appreciate having that value be diminished?

>>42670263
Where the fuck did I suggest flooding the market with it? I just meant we make gold and then sell it off over time

>>42670239
Definitly a better plan than the gold one, of course thats the case in our world, in this one people with superpowers exist, so how much value such things really have in this setting remains to be seen.

I mean. If we had a buncha linen or whatever wee could literally make money.

>>42670286
>Where the fuck did I suggest flooding the market with it?
If you pay all your bills by way of gold exchange, you either flood the local market or keep your own income lower than necessary.
Its just not a good plan.

"Does it have anything to do with selling pictures of Marcy's abs?!" I ask grinning widely

"Well, it better not" Marcia says angrily "I'm not agreeing to it if it does"

"Also how'd we run out of money anyways?" I ask

"Mostly Bribes to stop people from looking into how Sun fuck lost his powers" Moriarty says flatly "mostly"

"Does the plan anyway involve a tub of lube and a horse suit?" I ask

"What? No" Moriarty says with a sigh

"I don't even want to know what you were thinking there" Marcia says shuddering slightly

"Neither do I" Mecha says sounding as boring s ever

"Hey don't super teams get paid so they can get the bill for all the collateral, mecha?" I ask

"Only if they get sponsored" She says

"Will you all stop interrupting me!" Morty shouts angrily "anyways"

"So what's the plan Morty?" I ask grinning impishly "and can't we just rob a bank or something again"

"No!" marcy says sternly as Morty glares at me angrily

"Okay, finally, you've all shut up" he sighs smiling "Well see, I've been dredging up my old contacts, and it turns out a few of them are still alive, and looking for someone for some jobs"

"You know, that sounds fun an all" I say lazily "But I could just use my powers to make some gold, jewels , platinum, or what have you and be done with it"

"You know, that's the only plan of yours I'd agree with" Marcia says smiling "I mean no one would get hurt right?"


"Right, and people aren't already suspicious that you not only faced, but depowered a fucking supernova" He says "hell, I'm pretty sure some of my contacts just want to have you around as a kind of walking deterrence to everyone else in the know'

"And any one who tries anything I'll turn into a tree or something" I sigh "And besides, we could sell it slowly, and only when we needed to"

"You could" he says nodding "but it pays to be paranoid sometimes"

"You haven't put cameras up around here yet have you?" Marcia asks nervously playing with her hair

"No?" He says shrugging
cont

>>42670339
"Negative as far as I know" Mecha says dully

"Yeah, but it's your choice Em, can't force you to do anything" He says "and I doubt some people here would want to help, depending on what it is"

"Yeaaah, I don't like the sound of these contacts of yours, sound dirty, real dirty" Marcy says rubbing her chin

What do you say?
[] Can I see what offers you've been given?
[] I still think my idea is best
[] Hey, Marcy, want to pretend to be super heroes
[]can we deal with this later?
[] I like my idea better to be honest
[] write in

>>42670391
>Can I see what offers you've been given?
>Seriously, I turned that one vault door into iron sand. It'd be really easy to just rob my mom again.

>>42670391
Okay yeah fuck my gold idea, let's do some mercing. We can fall back on the "make money" plan if this goes wrong

>>42670391
[X] Can I see what offers you've been given?
Yeah let's see those hooks so that we can be the best hookers

>>42670391
>[] Can I see what offers you've been given?
Make some jewels anyway, just cus

>>42670391
>[] Can I see what offers you've been given?
>[] I still think my idea is best

>>42670391
>[] Can I see what offers you've been given?

>>42670416
>It'd be really easy to just rob my mom again.
We have never robbed our mom before.

Actually, I'm pretty sure our credit card works again anyway, so the money making is pretty much just for its own sake.

>>42670391
>[] Can I see what offers you've been given?
>[] Hey, Marcy, want to pretend to be super heroes

>>42670464
The bank we robbed belonged to mom.

>>42670506
No it didn't. We robbed a branch of the bank our mom has the credit card from we were using.
She doesn't own the bank.

>>42670506
She, and with that us, were just customers of that bank, it wasn't her bank in the sense that she owns it.

"Can I see what offers you've been given?" I ask walking towards Morty

"Certainly" He says nodding with a big old smile on his scarred face "I took the time to write the basics out on some paper"

"Can I see them to?" Marcia asks "just need to make sure you two aren't doing anything too...heinous?"

Choose job?
[] Guard duty for a few villains and their families, including the Oxfords, Bang bang booms *Minus the doctor himself*, Von Dasurs...etc. They're having a party or something in one of their lairs or another.
[] PMC help. So yeah, apparently one of my old friends has been playing old video games, since I'm pretty sure from his drunken ramblings he's trying to make a country or whatever, and he wants you to help...that or he thought I was his mother, can never tell with the ruskie
[] The heist. One of my old friends went super villain apparently, and wants to rob one of the larger banks in the new boston area. this would probably be the most dangerous, or fun if we're using your definition
[] testing, donate some blood
[] Take no job
[] write in

>>42670636
>[] PMC help. So yeah, apparently one of my old friends has been playing old video games, since I'm pretty sure from his drunken ramblings he's trying to make a country or whatever, and he wants you to help...that or he thought I was his mother, can never tell with the ruskie

>>42670636
[] testing, donate some blood
then
[] PMC help. So yeah, apparently one of my old friends has been playing old video games, since I'm pretty sure from his drunken ramblings he's trying to make a country or whatever, and he wants you to help...that or he thought I was his mother, can never tell with the ruskie

>>42670636
>[] Guard duty for a few villains and their families, including the Oxfords, Bang bang booms *Minus the doctor himself*, Von Dasurs...etc. They're having a party or something in one of their lairs or another.

>>42670636
>[] PMC help. So yeah, apparently one of my old friends has been playing old video games, since I'm pretty sure from his drunken ramblings he's trying to make a country or whatever, and he wants you to help...that or he thought I was his mother, can never tell with the ruskie
Just cus this looks solid
Or second choice
[] Guard duty for a few villains and their families, including the Oxfords, Bang bang booms *Minus the doctor himself*, Von Dasurs...etc. They're having a party or something in one of their lairs or another.

let's NOT do the donation option that leads to copies of us running around.
>>42670636
[] PMC help. So yeah, apparently one of my old friends has been playing old video games, since I'm pretty sure from his drunken ramblings he's trying to make a country or whatever, and he wants you to help...that or he thought I was his mother, can never tell with the ruskie
[] The heist. One of my old friends went super villain apparently, and wants to rob one of the larger banks in the new boston area. this would probably be the most dangerous, or fun if we're using your definition

>>42670636
>Call a vote among the team
I'd like to see what each would prefer before we make the call
>[] Guard duty for a few villains and their families, including the Oxfords, Bang bang booms *Minus the doctor himself*, Von Dasurs...etc. They're having a party or something in one of their lairs or another.

>>42670636
>Guard duty. We're allowed to bring our laptop, will have access to Wi-Fi, and will only be pulled away from our duties if someone needs to be turned into a tree. Because if we get pulled away from the laptop, someone is getting turned into a tree.

"Wait, so why would someone want to make a country?" I ask tilting my head as I look over the scrawled notes Morty made "it just seems like more trouble than it's worth"

"I don't know, ask him, he's a bit crazy I think" Moriarty says shrugging

"A bit?" Marcia laughs, looking over my shoulder, covering me in her shadow "But still, from what I'm seeing Moriarty here couldn't under stand what he was saying"

"That's true, but he said some things like, conquer and liberty" he says chuckling "But then again, he always shouts things like that, yelled it a cup of coffee once when we were waiting for our contact"

"Okaaaay" Marcia says "I'd say don't go with this one, if only because he sounds nuttier than a squirrel"

"Hey when you do what we did, you need to find ways to keep yourself together" Morty says with an angry look in his eyes "So you're going with that one then?"

"Not sure yet, I mean the guard duty sounds a bit fun" I say

"And at least some what morally clean" Marcy says happily

"not to mention it would be a great way to get intel on some more reclusive villains" Mecha says sounding almost excited

"And we can just sit on our asses" I say smiling "instead of getting shot at or bombed"

Hmm, this is kind of a hard choice, I can have my fun and possibly commit war crimes, or I can laze around and get paid, which is basically my dream in life. Oh this really is a toughie here.

What do I choose?
[] PMC
[] Guard
[] neither

>>42670882
>[] Guard
That is the most IC choice, lazy MC is lazy.

>>42670882
>[] Guard

>>42670882
>[] Guard
>>42670711
Add these conditions.

>>42670882
>[] Guard

>>42670882
Guard duty, add this
>>42670711
NEETness must be followed

>>42670943
>>42670955
Shouldn't we say that to the actual people there rather than to moriarty?

>>42670966
I was asuming we'd be writing a response letter/email saying we were taking the job

>>42670989
Pretty sure Moriarty just calls that guy and tells him yes.
Also, you really don't want to see the faces of everyone when we say it?

Anybody want to show up wearing giant headphones like in the title pic? Maybe alter our appearance as well so we don't have to wear a costume?

>>42670882
>[] Guard

Congratulations to a year of QMing HM and thanks for all the fun.

>>42671026
>wearing giant headphones
I don't think they look giant, seem pretty normal sized to me.
I know thats pedantic but whatever. I don't mind headphone wearing as part of our costume.

Maybe use our set-form as disguise?

But when will I ever be paid for doing nothing again, I mean this really is a dream of mine here, and I can't just let an opportunity like it pass me by can I? I mean sure helping a drunk russian get his own country or something with his mother sounds fun, but this is just too tempting.

"Eh lets guard some uptight snobs for a day" I say handing the papers back to Morty

I can almost hear Marcia cheer in excitement behind me, but she doesn't, despite the fact she almost hugs me

"Okay then, I'll make the call, and we'll get over there" Morty says nodding as he pulls his phone out of his pocket

"So are you coming or?" I ask turning back to Marcia

"Of course, someone's got to keep you under control" She says grinning widely

"My sensors indicate that's not the only reason you're going" Mecha says mechanically

Marcia huffs, blushing slightly as she stands to her full height.

what do you do?
[] Bring snuggles along
[] alter your costume
[] bring some beer
[] Add a new form to your set form
[] just get to the party
[] write in

>>42671080
Thanks, I know I missed the anniversary for ASQ, but the thread I have planned is probably goingg to nmake up for it

>>42671119
>[] Bring snuggles along
>[] Add a new form to your set form

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>>42671119
>[] Bring snuggles along
>[] Add a new form to your set form(pic related)

>>42671119
>[] Bring snuggles along

>>42671119
>Bring Snuggles along.
>Bring Laptop
>Bring Charger
>Bring a pager for the guy to contact you with at the press of a button.

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>>42671119
>Bring Snuggles along.
>Bring Laptop
>Bring Charger
>Bring a pager for the guy to contact you with at the press of a button.
>[] Add a new form to your set form
this

>>42671119
>[] bring some beer
>[] Add a new form to your set form (Really tough/heavy metal body that can resist extreme heat/cold and physical force without much of a problem, but can't/can barely move while active)

>>42671119
>[] Bring snuggles along
>[] Add a new form to your set form

>>42671173
>>42671223
I approve of tarrasque girl form

>>42671119
>Boot Treefucker
Do we realy want to risk snuggles getting shot at?

"But I'll be going along for much of the same reason I imagine" Mecha says smiling as she sits on the couch, crossing her legs

"Well, I'll be getting the esstensials" I say stretching as I walk down the hall

"You mean Snuggles don't you?" Marcia asks, barely hiding a giggle

"And my laptop and things" I say smiling as I push my door open and walk into the room, hearing the half tree tree fucker humming passive aggressively to himself .

I crouch down by the water, as snuggles swims into it's tank, clinging to my arm in the next moment.

I smile as it slowly crawls onto my back, and snuggles against my hair. Now for the laptop. But actually, I think I should come up with some cool ideas of what I can turn myself into, since I can't really rely on just turning people into trees or turning everything into lava
even if it's really effective.

Maybe I could turn myself into a dinosaur...person? I mean I already did something like that before with the whole mermaid thing, and I could improve on the metal form....hmm, you know, I think I have some good

*CRASH*
the fuck was that?

"DIOS MIO!" Marcia shouts

"It appears some kind of transport has landed in our front yard" Mecha calmly says

"Oh they're here to give us a lift there!" Moriarty shouts from...somewhere?

What do you do?
[] Use my powers
[] shift into a set form
[] change into a costume or something else
[] continue thinking
[] greet them
[] get going.
[] write in

Also, do these sound right

Metal: *Increased durability, heat resistance, cold resistance, Armored, Heavy, slow*
Dinosaur/ tarrasque girl *HUGE, natural armor scales, increased strength, claws, fangs, tail, terrifying presence*

>>42671415
>[] change into a costume or something else
>[] greet them
>[] get going.

>>42671415
[] greet them
[] get going.

>>42671415
>Also, do these sound right
Yup. Sounds good.
>[] change into a costume or something else
Alter appearance, change general face structure and make one side of our hair green as well as our eyes, the other side red, give them cat pupils too. Cause that shit'll get some funny looks.

>>42671415
>Change the clothes you're wearing into Costume.
>Also, Costume consists of a jacket of constantly-shifting hues, with a cord running from the pocket to a pair of high-tech headphones and a cat-ear hood, and some pants with white and color-shifting lines that's just plain difficult to look at.

>>42671415
>greet them

>>42671455
>>42671461
Add in barely-visible purple veins on the side of our face and some pixilation to our eyes and I back it.

>>42671415
>[] greet them
>[] get going.
I like them, both can be useful, though metal is kinda limited on its own

>>42671471
I'm totally okay with this.

>>42671415
>>42671455
>>42671461
>>42671471
Sounds good to me. Might as well make our getup as eccentric as our powers.
>Also, do these sound right
Sure. (we're gonna want a speed or teleport spec at some point)

>>42671455
>>42671461
Why the cat stuff? That seems kinda weird and unecessary.

>>42671455
>>42671461
>>42671502
Yeah, without the weird and pointless cat parts I'd back them

>>42671502
Apparantly we're a fan of layla's TV show, might be a call to that, honestly I just like the rest of it and don't really have a problem with the cat bits. but I could stand leaving them out. The cat-pupils were just for that little extra touch of weird

>>42671415
>[] greet them
>[] change into a costume or something else
Something as long as they won't recognize how we normally look.

>Also, do these sound right
Sounds about what i had in mind with the metal thing, i did think more along the lines of the "I can't dodge this attack so i'll quickly turn myself into the most durable thing i know even if it means i can't move" Or something like that.

>>42671535
The cat hoody would obfuscate all the other bits, I don't mind the pupils though.

>>42671502
>>42671527
Cheshire cat reference.

>>42671535
>Apparantly we're a fan of layla's TV show
I didn't get the impression she was a huge fan, it was mentioned once maybe? I barely remember it.
I don't think it warrants such heavy ripping off the style.

>>42671578
Sure

>>42671578
Forgot something
Okay does

>change general face structure and make one side of our hair green as well as our eyes, the other side red, Costume consists of a jacket of constantly-shifting hues, with a cord running from the pocket to a pair of high-tech headphones and a hood, (we can leave it down) and some pants with white and color-shifting lines that's just plain difficult to look at. Some pixilation to our eyes and barely-visible purple veins on the side of our face

Cause that works for me

>>42671610
Better then anything else we're likely to come up with. I say go with it.

>>42671415
>>42671610
I like it.

>>42671610
As good as aynthing. Though I'd like to get some actual headphone looking gadget that really does something.

>>42671671
We can do that later, for now it'll just stop people from realizing whether we're listening to music or porn

>>42671693
I meant later, yes. No way to find anything right now.

>>42671610
Sounds good

You know, If I'm going to be going to a party, I better look my best, and by my best I mean different than I am now. I mean I changed my name, so why not the look?

Why not a jacket that constantly changes color and hues? I can make that out of a shirt or two easily, just have to find some a my grungy ones, and why not add a hoodie into it to. And I can just change one of my pants into a nice pure snow white, with color shifting lines to make it hard to look at and painful to the eyes. I can re-purpose one of my pairs headphones, making it look all weird and techy, as well as breaking at least a few laws of reality.

I look at my new set up, smiling as I can hear Moriarty laughing as some man stumbles on his words, before Marcia laughs and I hear Mecha sigh like an overworked fan.

And now for the looks, because I"m part of the costume to aren't I?

I walk up to my mirror as snuggles pulls at my hair curiously, as one half of it turns a light almost mint blue green and the other turns a pinkish red.

Snuggles chitters nervously pulling at my newly colored hair, as I wince, my eyes turning the same colors as the sides of my hair, and pixelating slightly to make me nice and weird.

I laugh, pushing my hair out of my eyes as I put snuggles down to get my costume on. Well this was fun.

Wonderland costume created.
...

a minute later, I walk out of my room, snuggles sitting on my back again as.

"Miss smiles?" A rough dead voice asks, I look up and see a man in a suit, wearing shades looking down at me

"The one and only cool one" I say grinning widely as my eyes tingle a bit "What do you need?"

"Come with me, the party starts in an hour and you and your associates need to be ready by then, so hurry up" he says turning away

What do you do?
[] mess around
[] ask him somethin about the party *Details...etc*
[] use my powers
[] make plan
[] act stupid
[] act serious
[] write in

>>42671729
>Act like we're not afraid of anybody there and we don't have to show off to prove it.

>>42671729
>"right. I got some ground rules, so take this." Hand him the pager. "I'm gonna need wi-fi access. If you need something, press that button. Only press it if you need someone turned into a tree or drowned in lava or whatever."

>>42671729
>[] act serious
But be chill nigga geeze

>>42671729
>[] ask him somethin about the party *Details...etc*
>[] act serious
>>42671765

>>42671729
>>42671765
>>42671783
these.

>>42671729
>[] act serious
>[] ask about expected possible party crashers

>>42671729
>[] ask him somethin about the party *Details...etc*
>[] act serious
>>42671765

"of course of course" I say nodding sollemly as he leads me out of my own home, I smirk as I notice him trying his best to avoid noticing snuggles "but first I need to know something first, this is vital to the whole operation"

"yes?" He asks tilting his head away from me and snuggles

"I need wi-fi" I say handing him the pager as he looks at me with a look of pure disgust "If you need me, press this, only press it if you want some one turned into a tree or drowned in lava"

"What are your powers anyways?" He asks, sounding a bit worried

"Fuck you, that's what" I say smirking "But in all serious, don't press that unless you really need me, or I will get angry, and things aren't pretty when I'm angry"

"O...okay" He says nodding as I follow him up the ladder and onto my

"Holy crap" I say staring out of the small and sleek looking strange flying thing? must've used alien tech to make this thing, no way it could fly anyway else, it has too many angles and not enough...I don't know.

I shrug and walk into it, seeing Moriarty already sitting down wearing his gas mask, Mecha lass powered off, slumped over in the corner, and Marcia, trying to not bump her head on the metal roof. I smile and sit down, as the back door? Wall thingy closes with hiss, as some red light turns on and I feel my stomach and the rest of me lurch as I nearly fall over as the thing speeds forward.
Marcia gasps in pain, as Mech lass falls onto her side with a clunk.
Moriarty hums to himself as he cleans his pistol as I try to sit up right as Snuggles chitters happily
....

the wall opens up I don't know how much later, as Marcia stomps out, the metal bending under her as she nurses her forehead, glaring around angrily as Moriarty follows after her.

Mecha turns on, and walks out with me.

I whistle as I look around, we're on the top of a shiny and smooth black building built into the side of a mountain, covered in snow. Okay, so we're a long way from new boston.

cont

>>42671963
"Now, I'm sorry if the flight was unpleasant, but you should all go to the briefing" the man says, appearing from behind me

"So, who's all going to be here?" I ask "how long is it going to last, any one who'd crash the party?"

"Several of the elite of our line of business" he says "including the son of Dr. Bang bang boom, as well as his less...reputable entourage and several families, some who were good friends with your mother, not so much now seeing how see retired on such a sour note for the community"

The man looks around.

"As for party crashers" He sighs as he pulls a jacket overhimself "Well, what do you expect, we have several wanted criminals here, some of which broke out of prision to attend, expect the worse"

What do you say?
[] So Overwatch?
[] *go to the briefing*
[] Find a place to sit around
[] Go into the house, look around
[] try to calm down Marcia
[] Wait, how'd they know my mother?
[] Dr Bang Bang Boom...I know I've heard that somewhere before
[] anyone my age?
[] write in

>>42672041
>[] try to calm down Marcia
>[] Wait, how'd they know my mother?
>[] Dr Bang Bang Boom...I know I've heard that somewhere before

>>42672041
>[] So Overwatch?
[] try to calm down Marcia
[] Go into the house, look around
[] *go to the briefing*
[] Dr Bang Bang Boom...I know I've heard that somewhere before

>>42672041
>[] try to calm down Marcia
>[] Wait, how'd they know my mother?

>>42672041
>[] So Overwatch?
>[] try to calm down Marcia
>[] Go into the house, look around
>[] *go to the briefing*
>[] Dr Bang Bang Boom...I know I've heard that somewhere before

>>42672041
[] So Overwatch?
[] try to calm down Marcia
[] Wait, how'd they know my mother?
[] Dr Bang Bang Boom...I know I've heard that somewhere before

>>42672041
>[] try to calm down Marcia
>[] Dr Bang Bang Boom...I know I've heard that somewhere before
>[] *go to the briefing*

>>42672041
>[] Go into the house, look around
>[] *go to the briefing*
>[] Wait, how'd they know my mother?
>[] Dr Bang Bang Boom...I know I've heard that somewhere before

"So Overwatch?" I ask with a sigh, before smiling widely as my green and red hair blows lightly on the ice cold wind .

"Hopefully not" he says "since they're trying to get their reality bender back from where ever she wandered to this time"

"Oh" I say feeling a bit nervous as I join up with the fuming marcia and calm Moriarty "so how do they know my mother exactly and where have I heard Dr bang bang boom before?"

"Old associate, she used to be the only one with nullifiers, before she went clean and sold them to" He growls, before he twitches and calms down again "no matter, to the briefing, and probably from all the memorials demonizing him for killing captain amazo"

"Hey Amazonia" I say sweetly "sorry the ride was so rough on you"

"It's fine, my head is killing me, but it's fine" She growls sounding pretty upset, guess it isn't fine "lets just get this done and go home, okay?"

"Okay" I say shrugging as the man in the suit opens up a door to a room on the roof...this looks like the security room....oh I see these people are idiots then.

Do you pay attention to the briefing?
[] Yes
[] no
[] Wander off
[] change forms
[] use power
[] write in

>>42672317
[] Yes
[] use power
Make a mental partition to browse the internet while paying attention

>>42672317
>[] Yes

>>42672317
>[] Yes

>>42672317
>[] Yes

>>42672337

I like it

>>42672317
>Kinda
>Have a word document take down everything he says and all the images he uses. Seriously, it's much easier to just read it than listen to this guy.

The lights turn on as we step in, and a woman who looks around as old as Morty is sitting in a red leather arm chair with a torn and tattered cap draped over the back of it, two capes in fact. smoke rises from the cigarrete in her hands as the wall of screens behind her show various parts of the manor and...a pool big enough to hold big snuggles. She smiles, as she sees me and Morty.

"Ah Emily" She says smiling as her wrinkles show on her face, her greying red hair is tied up in a pony tail I can see now "I see you've changed a...bit since your debut into our world, glad you broke away from your mother, see was filth anyways, though your company doesn't raise hopes much, two upstart heroes?"

"We're doing it for the cash, no out of beliefs, Mrs Wolven" Moriarty says calmly

"Ah Ricy" The old woman purrs, placing her hand under her chin like a cat "what a wonderful surprise, but lets get this through with so I can get back to my things, The main areas that need guarding, will have to be the front, the windows, the garden, the roof, and the vents, since we have little ability to protect them ourselves, understood"

"Wait, if you know who I am, why are you telling me this?" Marcia asks, sounding a bit confused

"Because you are not a thread dear, and never will be if I am right" She says giggling like an old woman would.

Marcia glares at her, before forcing a smile.

"Now if you four will excuse me, I need to make sure the dining is set up right, good day" She says smiling as she walks out of the room.

"Bitch" Marcia growls under her breath

"Well most villains are" Moriarty says smugly "but she's a bit nicer if you know her"

"I doubt it" Mecha says flatly

"She called you ricy" Marcia says "oh...oh god"

"Mmmm hmm" Moriarty says smiling even smugger "Her husband still doesn't know"

"Urrrgh, Emily can you wipe my memory or something, because I don't want to think about this anymore" Marcia whimpers as Moriarty laughs happily.
cont

>>42672581
Marcia, shakes her head, looking a bit pale as she rubs her eyes.

What do you do?
[] Really!?
[] .....ewwww
[] look at the screens
[] go the pool
[]s teal some food
[] guard an area
[] bother Ms wolven
[] Use my powers
[] swap forms
[] hang around the party area
[] write in

>>42672601
>[] go the pool
>Grin and give Moriarty a thumbs up "Score!"

>>42672581
>[] Really!?
Who dat?
[] guard an area

>>42672601
>[] Really!?
Fist bump Morty
>[] look at the screens

>>42672601
>[] guard an area
>Grin and give Moriarty a thumbs up

>>42672601
>[] Really!?
>[] go the pool

>>42672601
>"Right, I'm gonna go mess with the vents and windows, then set myself up by the front door enough to overlook the gardens. If there's anything happening, give me a call."
>Put a micromesh over the vents made of diamond that prevents anything larger than a fruit fly egg getting through
>Reinforce the windows with fuckyoutonium

>>42672601
>>42672664
Yeah this is a good idea!

>>42672601
backing this
>>42672664

>>42672601
>>42672664
Yeah this.

I watch the woman walk out of the room and into the snow, as the man in the suit puts a fur coat over her shoulders, looks like it's from a snow leopard or something like that.

I grin, as I turn to Moriarty as Marcia glares daggers at the back of Mrs Wolven.

"Really!?" I ask chuckling as Morty looks proud of himself

"Of course, she has good taste in men after all" He says as he pulls his gasmask out again "And who am I to deny her, you know her?"

"She used to be Mrs terror right?" I ask

"Yep, still is, she just doesn't fight much now a days" He says nodding as he turns back to arm chair "though she did get a few trophies from one of the parts of over watch before she retired"

"...I thought she was dead" Marcia says sounding a bit nervous and scared.

"Eh, probably was at one point" Morty says shrugging as we walks out of the room "Now lets get to work, we'll come out like kings if we do the job right"

"My records show she was" Mecha says "but those can easily be edited, so who knows, I don't care, so long as I don't have to deal with her again this night"

"Right, I'm gonna go mess with the vents and windows, then set myself up by the front door enough to overlook the gardens. If there's anything happening, give me a call." I say with a smile as I faze myself and snuggles through the floor

"understood" Mecha says "just don't do anything stu..."

*thud*

"What the fu?" A voice asks as I stand up from the marble tiled floor.
I brush my jacket off and look around as snuggle pulls on my hair chittering

"Oh a vent" I say smiling "pretty sure these are all connected...for some reason, and it shouldn't be too hard to find the windows..."


"Wait what are you doing here...are..are you a cape oh god I haven't done anything wrong have I?" A familiar sounding...wait a second. I turn and see a man a year or two older than me, looking like a shaved and young Morty....oh. he looks almost exactly like him, except the eyes, which are cold grey
cont

>>42672900
Oh, shit, I didn't know he...how is this...well fuck you to fate I guess, this is going to get awkward isn't it?

What do you do/say?
[] put up the defilement with out acknowledging him
[] fuck off unless you want to be a tree, pig or woman for the rest of the night
[] Hello, I'm wonder land working security
[]....yeees, I'm hear to arrest you aren't I
[] Emily smiles, now leave me alone
[] shift forms
[] make a rude gesture at him
[] write in

>>42672935
>[] fuck off unless you want to be a tree, pig or woman for the rest of the night
>[] make a rude gesture at him

>>42672935
>Calm your ass. I'm part of the hired help
>Just do the thing, tease morty about it later

>>42672935
>[] Hello, I'm wonder land working security
[] Emily smiles, now leave me alone
Say this is probably mortys kid

>>42672935
[] Hello, I'm wonder land working security
[] fuck off unless you want to be a tree, pig or woman for the rest of the night
Use this as ammo to tease the fuck out of Morty...... later

>>42672935
>"Just looking for the vents. Which way to them? I'm working security for tonight's party."

>>42672935
>[] fuck off unless you want to be a tree, pig or woman for the rest of the night

>>42672935
>>42672976
I want to say this, in this exact order, with a totally innocent smile on our face. while snuggles grins on top of our head.

>>42672935
>[] Hello, I'm wonderland working security
>Just setting up some things. Anything I should know about the vents?
>[] now fuck off, unless you want to be some random thing for the rest of the night.
>tease morty about it later

>>42672935
Get a pic with him

"And...and why do you have a monster on your back, who the hell are you, how'd you get in here?!" He shouts nervously, looking around, like he's expecting his guards to mob me at any moment. I slowly grin, my eyes tingling. Oh I can't resist, Morty is used to all my jokes and pocking fun, but he isn't...time to fuck with him.

"Hello I'm wonderland" I say smiling innocently as he back away a step or two as snuggles smiles over my shoulder "this is snuggles, we're working security for tonights party, now fuck off unless you want to be a tree, pig or woman for the rest of the night, I'm just setting up right now, anything I should know about the vents"

I'll have to tease morty about this later

"Y..yeah there's all hooked up together in a big web" he says looking confused, frowning as I try to get over the fact he doesn't have a scar and hasn't snarked and joked back with me "and was that a thread, I just need to be certain because you look like something out of...well an anime to be honest"

I hold back a laugh , my face turning red as Snuggles pocks it. Oh god, Moriarty is never going to live this down.

"Kind of, if you annoy me I'll bend reality over and fuck it to mess with you" I say smiling as sweetly as I was before.

"Oh...oh!' he says "Well..I'll leave you two it then"

"You do that" I say as I place my hand on the vent, covering my nose as my head throbs and hurts, a purple vein popping on my face briefly as I fall to the floor, my nose dripping as I get my grip on reality again. I turn to the vent and see a bunch of small threads, I place my shacking hand on it and pull it back with a gasp.

I look at my finger, and see a cut along it.

I smile weakly, as I shake my head and stumble to find the windows of the main room.

...

I yawn, wiping more blood from my nose as I finish with the windows.

"You haven't shown much interest in my decorating I see" Mrs wolven sigh

"Well yeah, busy trying to not melt my brain here" I sigh

cont

>>42673258
"Oh come on, take a moment from getting blood everywhere and look at my things" She huffs.

what do I do?
[] guard the front door
[] find morty
[] find Marcy
[] look around the party room
[] find mecha
[] Talk with Wolven about something
[] hang around the pool/ party
[] Find Morty junior
[] use my powers
[] write in

>>42673286
>[] look around the party room
>[] Talk with Wolven about something
Your kid looks awfully Familiar... Is he in the super business too>?

>>42673286
>[] find morty

>>42673286
[X] look around the party room
Yeah rest just a bit.
then
[X] guard the front door

>>42673286
>[] look around the party room
>[] Talk with Wolven about something

>>42673286
>[] Talk with Wolven about something

>>42673286
>I did see your thing, and I'm rather disappointed considering where it came from.
>[] Talk with Wolven about Morty
>[] look around the party room
>grab a snack
>[] guard the front door

"Fiiiine" I groan as I turn around. It's a three storied room, carved out of the same black marble as the rest of the building. the bottom floor has a large fountain with a stature of two figures, a man and a woman, in a loving embrace in the center of it. right next to that is four sets of couches made out of red felt, sitting in front of them is a large glass table and a massive tv.

in the back of the room, standing besides statues and paintings of the Wolvens are several chefs, looking quite pleased with their work laying in front of them and cooking.

"Much nicer than were ever you shrew of a mother kept you isn't it" She says smugly, standing next to me with a glass of wine in her hand, held between her fingers as she twirls it around casually .

"Eh, too posh for my tastes" I say wiping away more blood with my hand "also the fountain is a bit too much"

"But why not show wealth when you have it?" She asks

"don't need to be clean to do that" I say with a sigh "Also you son looks awfully familiar,, he in the super business to?"

her smile fades for a second as she stares down at me before smiling again.

"Sadly no" she sighs, before smirking impishly "funnily enough his ha...brother is, didn't inherit a lick of his fathers personality it seems"

"wait so you're just going to admit it then?" I ask

"Oh like it was a secret to anyone but them" She laughs coldly "now, unless i"m mistaken, you said you'd guard the front door, change of plans?"

"How did you" I say

She chuckles and walks away, her fur coat trailing behind her.

Snuggle chitters and chatters, nudging against my face as it does so.

What do I do?
[] follow the plan *skip to eventful stuff?*
[] Put snuggles somewhere
[] use my powers
[] swap forms
[] find someone
[] hang around the party
[] POOL TIME
[] write in

>>42673588
>[] follow the plan *skip to eventful stuff?*

>>42673588
>[] find someone
Morty, Time ot tease the fuck outta him.

>>42673588
>[] follow the plan *skip to eventful stuff?*
>[] Put snuggles somewhere

>>42673588
>[] follow the plan *skip to eventful stuff?*
>[] Put snuggles somewhere
>Send him to the pool

>>42673588
>[] follow the plan *skip to eventful stuff?*

>>42673588
>[] Put snuggles in the pool
>Use powers to give it the ability to grow big and not suffer any effects from staying in fresh water.
>[] swap forms
>Look like a normal guard
>[] follow the plan *skip to eventful stuff?*

>>42673588
>[x] Follow the plan
>Make sure you get Wi-Fi wherever you set up.

You know, I probably should put snuggles somewhere that isn't cold, but then again I doubt any one will appreciate it nibbling at their feet in the pool, and I doubt Snuggles would like the chlorine.
"Snuggles, behave while I'm gone okay?" I asl happily as I run my hand through it's grey white hair as I walk down the hall, listening to it hum to itself as I go it nods, and chirps happily as it sees the pool. I crouch down next to it, dipping my fingers in the warm water to make sure it is nice and safe for my little squid person monster. it's ear frills shakes as it leaps into the now safe water, and swims around

Well I better get ready for a boring night.
....
Godamn, it's cold out here

I rub my arms together as snow falls around me, and dances and swirls along the wind

Well at least the view is nice, a slightly creepy hedge maze with a statue of some kind of half bat woman standing in the center of it, and the sheer drop off the mountain, so soothing seeing the black snow filled void, you know? And, I think I still have wi-fi out here

What do you do?
[] Look for threats 1d20
[] greet the guests
[] wander through the maze
[] change forms
[] use my powers
[] make sure snuggles is okay
[] leave post
[] mess around on the internet
[] write in

>>42673868
>[] make sure snuggles is okay
>[] mess around on the internet

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>42673868
[] make sure snuggles is okay
[] mess around on the internet
Make a third eye on an eyestalk and a mental partition so we can keep watch while we internet.
[] Look for threats 1d20

>>42673868
>[] Look for threats 1d20
[] make sure snuggles is okay

>>42673868
>[] make sure snuggles is okay

>>42673868
>Mess around on the internet
Make sure the pager is in site
>Use powers to make yourself a personal heater bubble.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>42673868
>[] Look for threats 1d20
>[] greet the guests
>[] mess around on the internet
Try to search guests profiles using image search.
>[] use my powers
try to

Well, I look around the front garden, it's been like an hour or two since all of the guests got here, so it's not like anyones going to show up to crash the party now...and I need to make sure snuggles hasn't been eating anyone.

I yawn, and quickly walk around the side of the house to sneak into the pool room, pushing open the gate and walking under the windows as I do so.

I walk into the pool house. It seems to be empty, except for Morty's son.

I walk in, putting my laptop down on a nearby marble table as snuggles spots me, and tries to swim over to me quickly, trying to pull itself out of the pool.

"Hey aren't you supposed to be guarding this place?" Morty's son asks as I lay down at the edge of the pool, just out of snuggles reach, giggling as it tries to reach me with its tentacles, whimpering cutely "Wait, have you just been fucking around on your laptop this entire time!"

What do I do?
[] ignore him
[] "You're annoying me"
[] Go swimming
[] talk with him
[] Well I am
[] so who's all here, you bastard?
[] write in

>>42674109
>[] Well I am

>>42674109
[] Well I am
[] so who's all here, you bastard?

>>42674109
>[] Well I am
> Go back to guarding
Don't want to miss the incoming trouble

>>42674109
>Gave em a pager for a reason. They need help, I turn somebody into a tree. I specifically told them that if they interrupted me, somebody would get turned into a tree. *stretch out hand, laugh as he scrambles away*

>>42674109
>[] Well I am
>[] talk with him

"Well I am" I say glaring at him as he scrambles up his lounging chair "Gave em a pager for a reason, they need help, I turn some on in a tree, I tol them that if they interrupted me, somebody would get into a tree"

"Yeah well still wouldn't it be better if you were in the front of the" He says, as I raise my hand towards him, and he nearly falls over on the marble.

Floor I laugh, and start to stand up as

*BooooM*

"Oh come on!" I groan, as Morty bastard laughs loudly as lights and alarms fill the air, Snuggles makes distressed and scared sounding noises, splashing water at me .

And terribly sorry, but I'm getting a killer head ache all of a sudden, and I need time to plan out who exactly you'll be fighting to keep these guys safe
so we'll end here far to early
I'm going to lie down

really sorry about this, but I'd rather have some plans for this, then just winging it and having to make up like fiver different super heroes on the spot

>>42674334
Thanks for running. And thanks for sticking with us for this entire year, I hope you keep writing for a long time to come.

>>42674334
Thanks for the session.

>>42674400
>>42674444
I plan to, sorry for cutting threads short sometimes,
I'll try to make it up to you next thread of this

>>42674457
Lewd thing done yet?

>>42674477
.....shit
I'll try to start as soon as my head isn't hurting