>>42689268
>>Try to think like Goto. If you were a harried alcoholic who's had too much of this shit, where would you be?

FIRST POST

>>42689268
>Just follow the Kongou spoor.

>>42689268
>Try to think like Goto. If you were a harried alcoholic who's had too much of this shit, where would you be?

Oi you fucker, drop the CMANO for a few hours and focus on updates!
>>42689287
Once again, rekt by >>42689284

>>42689268
>>Just follow the Kongou spoor.

>>42689268
>Just follow the Kongou spoor.

>>42689287
You suck at this whole first post thing.

>>42689268
>Try to think like Goto. If you were a harried alcoholic who's had too much of this shit, where would you be?

>>42689268
>Try to think like Goto. If you were a harried alcoholic who's had too much of this shit, where would you be?
So. Planefag. Guess what I removed form my window well today?

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>>42689287

THE NEW PANZERHEXEN

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>>42689268
>>Just follow the Kongou spoor.
She knows Goto better than anyone. What can go wrong?

>>42689268
>Thread title
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRnclastqkA

>>42689268
>>Just follow the Kongou spoor.

>>42689268
>>Try to think like Goto. If you were a harried alcoholic who's had too much of this shit, where would you be?
Hes probably hiding in a closet like when he hears the kettle whistle.

>>42689341
>Can go wrong
>Not HAS GONE WRONG
You wonder why the alarms are quiet? KONGOU GOT TO THEM FIRST!

>>42689268
>>Find someone or something that knows his habits better than you do, track him down that way.

Okay hopefully everyone's calmed down from the last thread.

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>>42689268
>Just follow the Kongou spoor.

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SUDDENLY ARIZONA

>>42689268
>Try to think like Goto. If you were a harried alcoholic who's had too much of this shit, where would you be?

>>42689268
>Try to think like Goto. If you were a harried alcoholic who's had too much of this shit, where would you be?

Working on my own contribution now planefag. I got story in my head, i'ma writing it.

>Just follow the Kongou spoor.

>>42689333

An unidentified surface contact?

>>42689268
>Try to think like Goto. If you were a harried alcoholic who's had too much of this shit, where would you be?
Having sex with Yamato or something lets go find them

>>42689356
>Somewhere on-base, a suspicious rattle can be heard in a walk-in closet followed by WE'RE IN THE CLOSET spoken salaciously

>>42689268
>>Try to think like Goto. If you were a harried alcoholic who's had too much of this shit, where would you be?

>>42689391
If Goto pops a boner withing a 2000 mile radius of Kongo she knows.

>>42689268
>Try to think like Goto. If you were a harried alcoholic who's had too much of this shit, where would you be?

>Just follow the Kongou Spoor.

Should be easy enough

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>>42689268
Try to think like Goto. If you were a harried alcoholic who's had too much of this shit, where would you be?

>>42689386
Planefag are you on CMANO again

>>42689391
>>42689407
>Implying Goto would like to get [REDACTED] in trabble
Yaaaahhh naww dudes.

>>42689268
>call Kongo and team up to flush out Goto

>>42689386
Nah. A skunk, which I managed to lure out with cat food, then put the cover back on the stupid pit. Please tell me you didn't kill the skunk you were after.

>>42689268
>Try to think like Goto. If you were a harried alcoholic who's had too much of this shit, where would you be?

>>42689268
>>Try to think like Goto. If you were a harried alcoholic who's had too much of this shit, where would you be?
TO THE BAR!

>>42689268
>Just follow the Kongou spoor.

>>42689433
>Planefag are you on CMANO again

No this was an actual live skunk with the white stripe and french accent. Sprayed one of our retarded dogs down the other day and it's ripping up the landscaping now. Fucker's gotta go.

>>42689450

I COULD hide out by the den with a shotgun all night, like a boss.

OR I could bait a livetrap and go back to the house to play dorfs and watch shitty anime.

WHICH ONE DO YOU THINK I'M GOING WITH?

>>42689466
Bartender shipgirl incoming?
Naw dude, he'll confide with Momboat fo sho.
Momboat's back isn't she?

>>42689268
>Try to think like Goto. If you were a harried alcoholic who's had too much of this shit, where would you be?

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I feel like we should have taken that vote to invite others to socialize with the ship girls before leaving.

Following Kongou is a fool's errand, she's faster than us. We need to find him before she does, so that our choice of bodyguard- somebody who can withstand Kongou- works for us

>>42689268
>Just follow the Kongou spoor.

>>42689470
You play Dorf Fortress? excellent taste.

>>42689470
>WHICH ONE DO YOU THINK I'M GOING WITH?
Find hole, insert propane hose, fill nest/set/whateverthefuckyoucallaskunkholewegetbadgershereinstead to stoichiometric mix, watch ground explode (from minimum safe distance)?

>>42689268
>Try to think like Goto. If you were a harried alcoholic who's had too much of this shit, where would you be?

>>42689491
Same, I votes for it but such is democracy.
>>42689268
>Also, call up the spooks to socialize these girls we're leaving unattended

>>42689487
She appeared last torpedo sluts, which if I remember correctly was confirmed by planefag that it was "cannon"(though I might have miss-remembered)

>>42689470
>play dorf's
I hope you get wereskunks. Were- fortress are the best fortresses.

>>42689391
But if Yamato wants anyone it'd be Hate.

>>42689496
Not sure if she'd be so lucky this time with out the element of surprise.

>>42689491
Nah man, I believe it'll come naturally.


Imagine the boys and girls of Fitzgie and Muh Mustin getting to docks and being handed out refreshments by the Kongou Sisters, Black Hawk Down-style.

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>>42689505

When this minecart hits 88 MPH, you're gonna see some serious shit.

>>42689517

Kill it with fire!!!

>>42689268
>Try to think like Goto. If you were a harried alcoholic who's had too much of this shit, where would you be?
Ideally we get to him BEFORE Kongou does. So that means we skip the places she'll check first; Goto won't be there and if he is, it's too late anyway. So that rules out his office, the command center, the officer's mess, the liquor store, the Dunkin Donuts, and leaves... hmm. Someplace Kongou wouldn't know about...

Oh hell.

Go to the secret squirrels.

>>42689470
Lure an owl in to eat the skunk.

Or find somebody who hunts with owls, then have them bring an owl to eat the skunk.

>>42689545
>Inb4 Goto went to Akihabara shouting EL PSY KONGOU

>>42689268
>You need to find Goto, but if he's smart he threw his phone into Tokyo bay - D/F loop antennas was standard equipment on any ship even in the 40s.
No, if he's REALLY smart he's given the phone to someone to go running around the base with. Call his phone, and ask whoever has it where Goto went.

>>42689268
>Try to think like Goto

Kongou's room. It’s the one place she'll never think to look.

>>42689491
Indeed but that whole last thread was a horrible mess.

>>42689530
I doubt that, at least not for a long while.

>>42689580
Clever

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>>42689527
>mfw a weretortise showed up
>mfw it beelined for a fucking hauler right next to the map edge it spawned at
>mfw the hauler was an off-duty macelord with an artifact weapon
>mf during the entire ensuing splattergore ultrasmash horrorshow

Seriously.

TORTISE?

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AA refit for Ari when.

>>42689619
Ari had an AA refit in 1929.

>>42689268
>Try to think like Goto. If you were a harried alcoholic who's had too much of this shit, where would you be?
A place where not many, especially superstitious shipgirls, dare go.

Shigure's Tree

>>42689619

Hell yes!!!

>>42689601

Or near Sammy B. Corgi protection!!!

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>>42689567
>>Inb4 Goto went to Akihabara shouting EL PSY KONGOU

w o w

>>42689580
Hang on, I forgot Goto was GOTO. Phone is probably attached to the underside of the jeep assigned to That One Ensign.

>>42689496
Or we team up to run down Goto.

>Just follow the Kongou spoor.

>>42689617
>weretortise
Mutant Ninja Tortoises even

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>>42689567
>EL PSY KONGOU
Goddamnit.

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>>42689639

>>42689617
Hey planefag, does Goto have a female colleague on-base, former XO or fleetmate maybe, who knows him more than anyone else?
And who's also named Shinobu Nagumo?

>>42689607
I don't know man, they'd appreciate the fact that the squids on the Burkes did their damndest to keep the CTF alive.

>>42689639
If Goto was going to go make himself taller, he'd have done it months ago.

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>>42689639
Great. Now Planefag's going to kill off a destroyer.

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>>42689638
>added a grand total of eight 5"/25 single-purpose AA guns, and some .50cals
>considering that adequate against the number of planes Abyssals have been shitting at us

"no"

VOTES CALLED

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>>42689676
That role is fulfilled by Yamato.

>>42689658
>>42689617
>Worried about Tortoises
Just call in a scopedog guys.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Efr-ZWNr4d4

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>>42689268
>Playing Warships
>Gonna get my Nagato tonight
>AWWWWW YEAH
>Suddenly Shipsluts
>pic related

>Try to think like Goto. If you were a harried alcoholic who's had too much of this shit, where would you be?
If we get to him before Kongou, it's probably much better for our standing here, and his own safety.

>>42689676
Quest logic, though to be fair planefag as surprised us one with how Shoukaku doesn't sit on her ass and expect Settle to make all the moves.

>>42689702
That reminds me.

Nagato when?

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hhhhehehehheeee

>>42689728
See >>42689717
Kidding

>>42689702
Needs more sexual tension. And we all know the hotel is not a love hotel.

>>42689736
That might not be nice to post if AZ is watching the thread.

>>42689767
Daily reminder that AZ manifested near hear memorial.

>>42689690
>WeeVee
I should snap pictures of the AA gun at City Park next time I'm in town.

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Aw yes, maritime wrenches thread.

>>42689709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1xC5eDP9sE

>>42689779
If by near you mean "right next to", yeah

>>42689736

someone photoshop that onto a body pillow thx

>>42689736

No guro plox kthx

>>42689784
Thank you based A-10
But where my Fae Skyraiders at

We arrive!

This time, with 50% less Big Boss.

>>42689815
Not the type of demand I'd expect a Bound persona to make.

So I finally got into carrier fleets in HOI 3. It is a lot of micromanagement but the amazing feeling when you pull a pearl harbor on the nips is indescribable.

>>42689640
>Sammy
Kongo is her one weakness.

Still need to have Sammy meet Kongo at least once in front of everyone.

>>42689850
Would Sammy hide underneath Kongo's skirts?

>>42689850
I tried to pull a Sammy in WoW. Did not work well.

>>42689874
Kongo would just hold her up at arms length as sammy flailed at the air and cursed at her

>>42689896
Obviously you lack hotblood, anon.

>>42689784
Seriously, imagine CV-11 coming back, carrying a full load of A-1 Skyraider fairies.

>>42689850
Also Yamato

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>>42689896
Not enough FREEDOM.

>>42689908
I thought Yamato went chasing nothing for a long time because of Sammy or her sister's torps?

>>42689927
A sisters torps, but yes.

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>>42689815
Can't find an image of the underside of the ship so only the front.

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>>42689815

>>42689970
>>42689967
Absolutely Haram

>>42689940
>>42689908
>>42689850
Where is, repeat, where is Task Force Thirty Four? The world wonders.

>>42689967
>>42689970
That's gotta be guro

>>42689967
Fantastic

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>>42689967
>>42689970

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>>42689967

>>42689967
Halley a shit.

>>42689940
So how would Yamato react to Sammy?

>>42689988
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>>42689940
Though apparently there's some debate as to how many of the shells that did Sammy in actually came from Kongou and whether it might have been Yamato that actually did her in

>>42690020
TURKEY TROTS TO WATER GG FROM CINCPAC ACTION COM THIRD FLEET INFO COMINCH CTF SEVENTY-SEVEN X WHERE IS RPT WHERE IS TASK FORCE THIRTY FOUR RR THE WORLD WONDERS

>>42690012
If she can hold her at arm's length, see >>42689904
Otherwise a flustered hawawawa-laden retreat

>>42690020
I am impressed anon. You got it down pat.

Wikipedia? Or do you actually know the whole message by heart?

>>42690031
It was Kongo. Yamato was midway through a maneuver when she was hit and we all know that Yamato couldn't turn and hold a firing solution because her guns are too slow.

>>42690057
There's, like, an online morse translator chief. Really easy to use even.

>>42690057
Explain?

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>>42690012
Yamato would silently loom over her with a creepy smile.

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>Just follow the Kongou spoor

The day Kongou isn't following Goto around is the day hell freezes over.

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All I want for christmas is an abyssal.

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Where oh where has our tei tou ku gone

where oh where can he be?

>>42690074
I think he means the syntaxis of the complete message, its written as a real navy message AFAICT...

>>42690098
>Dr Seuss describes Hoppou-chan

>>42690093
Has Gomasamune updated that yet? The last one I saw was him getting rekt on the Roma Event.

>>42690074
Sammy's moment of fame happened because Carrier Task Force 34 was chasing nip carriers without any CAG on it, leaving the rest of the fleet without protection exception for a few CVLs. So Sammy and her sisters decided that they are not infact destroyer escorts but battleships and proved themselves to be more than battleships.

The message from the CINAPAC to Task Force 34 to inquire about its location was what the anon typed out in morse. It made the admiral rage quit because there was an error in transcription and "the world wonders" part, which was used to confuse enemy code crackers, was left in, making the message sarcastic.

Who do the American girls share rooms with, if anybody? I can see Hornet and Arizona rooming together, and Willy and Sammy having their own because rooming with them would be hell.
>Hamp moving in with Harder

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>>42690127
Not a clue, anon.

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>>42690103
I'd recon them, if you know what I mean.

>>42690111
>>42690134
Thank you

>>42690093
The Sammy would distract the hotel and send Hotel on a trip looking for nothing for hours.

>>42690098
Kinda surprised no one's done this for any of the images for this quest so far like Arizona or Willie D.

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threadly reminder

>>42690151
And now I wish I could images like the drawfriends.

I need one of these for Willie.

>>42690074
I was impressed the anon remembered the header to the message announcing where it was from and to whom.

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>>42690146
I see

>>42690143
Gomasamune's admiral has a lot of stock extra lives handy, as usual.

>>42690170
If I had their images I might try and make ones for them, Guess I'll just try and make a quick one with Lady "Fat Stacks" Lex.

>>42690169
I'm starting to believe Lady Lex will be miss STACKED-NOT-APPEARING-IN-THIS-QUEST...

>>42690134
Did he actually rage quit?

He spent a few hours raging but still came back in the end to save the fleet.

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>>42690141
>>Hamp moving in with Harder

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>>42690169
that stacked is STACKED

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>>42690208
HAVE SOME WILLIE

>>42689268
>>Just follow the Kongou spoor.
Seems legit - she knows Goto better than anyone else, and it's not like we'll ever overtake her.

Maybe we can use her to drive Goto into a trap or something.

>>42690223

NOW CANON

>>42690221
"Save" the fleet. The japs had already withdrawn, believing they faced a group of fleet carriers and getting ground by land-based planes by the time his birds arrived to contribute

>>42690236
We need to give her a head pat.

She did good in the battle.

>>42690240
Thanks a lot, >>42690223. Now the doujin shipgirls will have ammunition for their next BL release.

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>>42690240
Now that is amusing!

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>>42690223
>>42690141
>>42690240
What have you done.

>>42690240
BEST CANON.

>>42690256
The Bentusi record this motion and support it. Willie did great during the battle and deserves recognition.

>>42690240
>Hamp Cockblocking Harder

whygod

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>>42690240
Quiet, you

>>42690256
Yes. A headpat. And we need to thank her for her good work. Because she gets too much shit, and not enough love.

Platonic. Willie is not for lewds.

>>42690240
Who does Ari, Sammy and Willie live with? Or are they alone?

HAAAAAMP, TEACH ME HOW TO GIRLFRIEND HAAAAMP I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW TO GIRLFRIEND

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>>42690240
That will work out perfectly, nothing terrible will come from this.

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>>42690127
>The last one I saw was him getting rekt on the Roma Event.
Do you mean the spring event one, or the summer event one?

>>42690301
>Hamp giving Harder pep-talks before his dates with Naka.

Silly Bound persona, things could not go better.

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>>42690240
There goes my routelock, you greasy Greek bastard.

>>42690284
Is that Shoucucku, or a leftover from MGNQ?

>>42690240
One's a high-strung, hot-blooded submarine resurrected just to spite destroyers. The other's a smooth-operating, coffee-sipping cruiser.

Together, they fight Abyssals (and shipbitches).

>>42690333
>Hamp having any more idea what the fuck than Harder does
He's still in the 'rolling with things' phase

>>42690340
MAXIMUM KEK

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>>42690235
I do love sweaters like that.

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TAIGEI DOTING ON HARDER WHEN?!

>>42690323
Ah yes, that one.

Man, poor Littorio. Gomasa-Teitoku really sucks in that regard.

>>42690319
>>42690301
>>42690333
Meh, the worst that could happen is Harder starts sporting hipster attire and mannerisms.
... Shit.

>>42690340
Fear not! Just have Hate and Sammy double-team Harder and he'll be okay.

>>42690249
So if he kept on chasing the Nip fleet carriers, then he probably could have got them and actually contribute to the war?

Have you ever been so mad you delay saving your fleet by a few hours.jpg

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>>42690359
God that would be really cute

Maybe I'll do it. when we need more ships which isn't soon

>>42690340
>those two on playstation

"TAKE DIDDY KONG ONE MORE TIME, MOTHERFUCKER, SEE WHAT HAPPENS. HOW DID YOU SINK AGAIN? YEAH, I GOT TWO MORE RIGHT -"

*ping!*

"OH YOU SON OF A BITCH"

>>42690353
Touche.

>HARDER giving HAMP pep-talks before Hamp's dates with Hornet.

>"HARDER! I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GIRLFRIEND!

>>42690351
Crimebuster shipboys?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE

>>42690313
Willie is the perfect girl for anons to daughterify.

>>42690380

no wait that'd be the WEEEEE YOU nobody would be stupid enough to buy that right, not even the USN

EXPENSE REFUSED

>>42690344
It's devil homu

>>42690383
So

Shigure stalking Hamp on his deitu when?

>>42690391
She really is.
OhmygodIjustimaginedherandshigureinaroom
Death or wonder?

>>42690391
Pair her up with Shigure.
Don't forget we have to daughteru luckboat.

>>42690391
I will accept this.

>>42690417
>>42690418
>implying Hamp hasn't daughtaru'd Shigure already.

u mad anon?

>>42690387
I am now imagining this characters of this quest as the good guys in:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-0T6QKc0yg

>>42690391
Her, Shigure, and at least one other.
Ideas?

>>42690351
HEAVY cruiser.

CAs are a totally different beast from CLs.

>>42690412
>Shigure
Hiei*

FTFY

>>42690411
TY

>>42690359
>TAIGEI DOTING ON HARDER WHEN?!
Big sis Taigei interrogating Naka to make sure she's good enough for Harder when?

>>42690391
I fully agree. Willie is too adorable to not daughterify.

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>Cpl Hate has been taken by a fey mood!

>Cpl Hate has claimed a workshop

>>42690398
But what about the IJN? They had one already.

They use it as a doorstop

>>42690398
Actually, Harder ordered the original N64 and several games from the Exchange.

We delivered.

>>42690412
Perhaps.

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>>42690442
>Hiei
>not Daijoubu

PLEB TASTE CONFIRMED

>>42690448
scared.jpg

>>42690448
FUCK

RUN FOR THE FUCKING MT. FUJI

>>42690433
... Fair point. Still curious how she'd interact with Willie tho.

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best refit superstructure

>>42690473
But Hiei was the one Hamp actually met, not Daijoubu.

Daijoubu is better of course, but we're talking in quest here.

>>42690473
Whichever one got zoned by Hamp.

>>42690437
Can we get a bundle deal with DisDev 6?

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So, who's ready for tomorrow's update?

>>42690448
You don't scare me, foul beast!
Begone, in the name of the Hakurei!

>>42690495

This is a fixable problem.

>>42690494
Why do the life rafts have netting instead of a solid bottom? Isn't that a recipe for hypothermia?

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>>42690380
>diddy kong
>playstation
Goddammit.

>>42690448

Y'know, come to think of it, I haven't actually SEEN that nigga in a few days. Every time I ask him if he wants to go grab a few cold ones he replies with something like "no fuck off and stay outta here"...

>>42690518
Update of what?

>>42690518

I'm running friday, not thursday

>>42690526
There's a solid bottom, I think that's a structure inside of them to hold it together.

>>42690418
Is it possible for Willy to get any more unlucky?

Does not matter because Willy will always protect her crew no matter how unlucky she is. Even the president daughtered her.

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>>42690549
he's talking about the game

>>42690549
>>42690548
He means either WoWs or Kancolle, I guess.

>>42690553
That's the point. They'll cancel each other out.

>>42690448
CHARGING HYPERSPACE CORE.

>>42690548
The game's update. Shoukaku gets her second remodel.

>>42690553
Anon never read my theory, hehe.

Willie's not unlucky, she just stores the luck of others around her, and unleashes it when shit needs to be done.

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>>42690526
>hypothermia
>in the south Pacific

>>42690134
"Recognizing his failure, Halsey sulked in inactivity for a full hour while Taffy 3 was fighting for its life – falsely claiming to be refueling his ships – before eventually turning around ..."

Oh wow.

>>42690540
>Cpl Hate screams "I must have main cannons!"

Better baricade him in there, just to be safe.

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>>42690586
Now with twice the admirals inside her.

>>42690606
>Now with twice the admirals inside her.
So... 2 times 0 is, uh, I got this, 0

>>42690590
still a common occurence. it happened to some of the men who went down on Sammy, if i remember correctly

>>42690628
Shokaku was never the flag ship?

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>>42690379
>>42690445
Awkward moment when Taigei gives Harder an after-mission hug but almost suffocates him cuz he's short and only goes up to her chest when?

>>42690448
...I'm getting excited in a perverse way at this. Like the first time I fired a set-trigger Hawkins...at a laser printer.

>>42690590
You'll be surprised how much people can get cold, even in the warm waters of the Pacific.

>>42690595
>Add in a bit of RIDING TO VALHALLA

>>42690549
Not Saturday?

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>>42690628
>Shokaku is pure

>>42690643
>Big Whale.jpg
I still laugh at this name pun for Taigei.

>>42690595

*ANGRY MARINE KITBASHING NOISES*

>>42690671
>>Shokaku is pure
Nah, just forever a virgin, like Macha.

That has nothing to do with purity though.

>>42690682
>Kitbashing
>Hate is modifying a basic GM Quel Kit and adding 18 Inch Guns (tm) on it

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“Right...” you muse. “If I was a harried alcoholic being hunted by a sex-crazed girl who is the returned personification of a massive warship sunk in battle, where would I go?”

“Ping~”

You look over to find Arizona holding your smartphone, which she slipped out of your uniform jacket's pocket. She bites her lip ever so slightly and attacks the screen again, the delicate sound of water droplets meeting her stymied attempt.

“Arizona?”

She looks up at you, taps her wrist, then makes a walking motion with her fingers.

“... ETA?”

She shakes her head, and for a second her eyes flash with frustration. She scowls at you, her delicate eyebrows making the attempt almost comical, and adopts the hunched over look of someone at a keyboard with a mouse in their hands. She might not know computers, but a 40s girl knows a QUERTY keyboard without fail (the Smith-Corona company's stock went up fifteen points after the JSDF signed a supply contract with them, more on publicity than anything,) so you can't miss her exaggerated air-typing as she reaches for a key only modern boards have.

“... Escape?”

A shake.

“F1?”

Affirmative nod.

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You peer at her. “Angry.”

Double nod, thumbs up.

You peer at the sky and do the math. “Jump gate, jump gate you stupid mongoloid fucks?”

That small subdued smile and a nod.

“... spreadsheets.”

She actually *smiles* at you now, a little animation in her expression.

“... schedule! His schedule?”

She smiles so widely that she actually closes her eyes for a moment - and all this time you thought it was just an emoticon.

“Right, duh.” Unlike you, Goto has an actual fleet worth of shipgirls to command, so he can't foist things off on a bunch of clerks he hasn't bothered to introduce himself to before putting them under the de-facto command of an alcoholic depressed traffic cone, like you did. Oh yes, you are very much flag rank now - if you'd awarded *yourself* that MOH the asswipe trifecta would be complete. For a second the mental image of you saluting Japan as you motor into the bay, one foot on the back of a tiny little Outfitted corgi each strikes you as you're unlocking your phone, and its everything you can do to keep in the giggles. “R-right,” you manage. You look up at Arizona.“His schedule... ah. Press conference.”

Arizona blinks.

Arizona trades a look with Shoukaku.

They both look at you.

“Oh *fuck,*” you snap. “Get to the damn jeep!”

>>42690595

Fuck it, man. We all gotta die someday. He's been texting me to get some of my tools though. Usually we go through about one "fuck off" a day between us....

We're up to seven. Today.

>>42690658

You know, I think I DID see a pallet of chrome krylon sitting around somewhere on post.

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>>42690552
Hmm. On closer inspection it looks more like a donut with a raft floating in the middle. Maybe solid bottomed rubber rafts weren't used because they would be blown to shit by shrapnel by the time the crew ever needed to use them?

>>42690590
You can die of heat stroke and freeze to death in the same Saharan desert because the sand doesn't retain any heat once the sun goes down.

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Arizona beats you by several long strides without breaking a sweat as you kind of limp-gallop behind her. Flinging your cane in the back, you fire up the engine and thunder away from the docks, heading towards the main administrative building. The place has a nice, big press room just for such occasions, compete with flanking Japanese/American flags, dual insignia on the podium and everything else required for presenting a Unified Front against asshole politicians. It mainly gets used when a Marine does something fucking retarded, though the incident two years back with the drunk boomer guys and the drone might outweigh the entire Corps alone. Tailoring a maid outfit to fit it was, as the JAG put it, a “clear sign of premeditation,” something which cannot be said of most Marine NJP-worthy incidents.

And unless you're greatly mistaken, Kongou is about to burst right into it.

Rounding the last curve, you floor the accelerator, hurtling the Jeep Cherokee down the straightaway at a good pace. You lean on the brakes, angling for the curb -

>>42690730
>Jump gate, jump gate you stupid mongoloid fucks

I am sure if I understand the reference.

>>42690730
>Press conference
Oh boy..

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS!

>>42690750
>Filename
No U
Shizune is a good girl

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- and almost squeal in surprise when a small green John Deere lawn tractor zips by you doing thirty-five, at least, probably with velocity from the downhill slope. You catch a glimpse of a man in grass-stained overalls hunched over the wheel, streamlined for speed, a desperate look on his face. As the jeep jumps the curb and grinds to a halt in the carefully manicured lawn of the base's main administrative building, you hear the loud, long, high-pitched little hunting howls and look back in time to see half a dozen corgis belting after the poor bastard, their Outfits summoned and their tiny little legs a blur as they keep pace easily. It's hard to escape three Allison 40-liter engines at full rev - especially on a lawn tractor. But it doesn't look like the landscaper is backing down - you catch a last glimpse of the John Deere as it catches brief air coming off the curb on the curving drive-through loop in front of the building, and then the entire troupe is lost to sight, haunting little doggy howls fading into the air.

Arizona turns, very slowly, to look at you.

>We have to prioritize. In war, you must make sacrifices, and Goto's in danger!
>Time to split the party, I guess.
>... we should probably do something about that.

>>42690770
Shizune a shit
Misha a shittiest

>>42690730

PANIC.

PANIC!

PANICPANICPANICPANICPANICPANIC

>>42689967
>>42689970

DAMN BUT DO YOU DELIVER FAST SON

>>42690780
>>We have to prioritize. In war, you must make sacrifices, and Goto's in danger!

Anyone vote for any new boards or lack thereof?

>>42690134
They weren't even CVLs but CVEs.

But to be fair, even if they had somehow sent all 6 of Taffy 3's carriers to the bottom Taffy 2 would have turned them back.

>>42690716
Funny thing about QWERTY keyboards, the QWERTY design is actually a bit of a clusterfuck from an efficiency standpoint. It was deliberately designed to be that way because if you typed too fast on a mechanical typewriter the little stamping arms would hit each other and the machine would jam.

>>42690780
>We have to prioritize. In war, you must make sacrifices, and Goto's in danger!

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>>42690549
Wrong kind of update.

>>42690750
>drone in maid uniform

Oh god, now I'm imagining Reaper-chan shouting "NOTICE ME SENPAI" as she lobs a Hellfire downrange.

>>42690750
>drunk boomer guys and the drone

Which event is this a reference to?

>>42690780
>Time to split the party, I guess.

>>42690780
>>We have to prioritize. In war, you must make sacrifices, and Goto's in danger!

>>42690780
>>Time to split the party, I guess.

>>42690780
>We have to prioritize. In war, you must make sacrifices, and Goto's in danger!
I don't know who's in danger of whom anymore, but NEVER SPLIT THE PARTY. We need a BB to deal with a BC.

>>42690780
>>We have to prioritize. In war, you must make sacrifices, and Goto's in danger!

>>42690780
>Time to split the party, I guess.

>>42690730
Oh dear, Arizona and Shoukaku are already acting in concert to help/direct/protect Settle.

HE WILL NEVER BE SAFE.

>>42690780
...

>Time to split the party, I guess.

Arizona, be a dear and save the poor man, would you?

>>42690732
SHINY AND CHROMEEEE

>>42690780
>We have to prioritize. In war, you must make sacrifices, and Goto's in danger!
I'd say call in Hate, but he's too busy in a workshop so yeahhhhhhh

>>42690791
>Not liking all KS girls equally
>okay.webm

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>>42690780
>We have to prioritize. In war, you must make sacrifices, and Goto's in danger!

>>42690741
The webbing has hard bouyant rubber discs in it

>>42690780
>We have to prioritize. In war, you must make sacrifices, and Goto's in danger!
Text Sammy to reign in the hounds in the meanwhile. Delegate

>>42690815
Wasn't that a myth?

>>42690780
>>Time to split the party, I guess.

>>42690214
that much sould have been clear from the get go.

>>42690359
Harder has it hard enough with Iku and Hachi wanting his load. He doesn't need another top heavy girl to do so.

>>42690643
He'd resist anyways; Naka and (as of that Nakatime) Fubuki are the only shipgirls he's really comfortable around.

>>42690340
Don't worry Naka this means he won't have any subgirls sneaking in. Or did you want him to room with you?

>>42690780
>>We have to prioritize. In war, you must make sacrifices, and Goto's in danger!

Kongou isn't sex crazed she's just Goto crazed. Iku's the sex crazed one (who would mount anything)

I'm sure someone else will handle that issue.

>>42690549
So Saturday then? as we all know

>expecting Planefag to run when he says he will

>>42690780
>other
USE THE WHISTLE.

>>42690780
>We have to prioritize. In war, you must make sacrifices, and Goto's in danger!

>>42690780
>We have to prioritize. In war, you must make sacrifices, and Goto's in danger!

Save our superior

>>42690780
>
>We have to prioritize. In war, you must make sacrifices, and Goto's in danger!

>>42690780
>We have to prioritize. In war, you must make sacrifices, and Goto's in danger!

Do not let Kongou near the press, especially if she's on a sugar rush.

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>We have to prioritize. In war, you must make sacrifices, and Goto's in danger!

awww yesssss Shokaku

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>>42690750

> "-though the incident two years back with the drunk boomer guys and the drone might outweigh the entire Corps alone. Tailoring a maid outfit to fit it was, as the JAG put it, a “clear sign of premeditation,” something which cannot be said of most Marine NJP-worthy incidents."

My sides.

>>42690780
>>We have to prioritize. In war, you must make sacrifices, and Goto's in danger!
never split the party

>>42690811
How big was Taffy 2 again? Several CTF?

>>42690859
Sammy's probably still in the water, if not in ordinary already.

>>42690780
>Time to split the party, I guess.

Uh. Okay. Shokaku and Arizona, stop Kongou. We'll deal with the Corgis.

Somehow.

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>>42690780
>>We have to prioritize. In war, you must make sacrifices, and Goto's in danger!
Eh, I'm sure the guy on the tractor will be fine and totally deserves his corgi induced hell.

>>42690780
>>We have to prioritize. In war, you must make sacrifices, and Goto's in danger!
inb4 hate turns into Magneto.

>>42690780
>Other

"Shoukaku, could you please send a few planes out to do corgi-herding duty while the three of us save Goto's chastity?"

>>42690780
>>We have to prioritize. In war, you must make sacrifices, and Goto's in danger!

>>42690780
>We have to prioritize. In war, you must make sacrifices, and Goto's in danger!

>>42690780
>We have to prioritize. In war, you must make sacrifices, and Goto's in danger!

One fucking insane crisis at a time, please.

>>42690901
the same size as taffy 1 and 3

>>42690780
>We have to prioritize. In war, you must make sacrifices, and Goto's in danger!

Save our buddy. That lawnmower is just a reminder that shenanigans will happen regardless of our presence.

>>42690856
No, the waifus are uniting to protect him. This is a good thing.

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>>42690815

are you going to sell us on DVORAK next?

>>42690780
>>We have to prioritize. In war, you must make sacrifices, and Goto's in danger!
>Call Naka to deal with the corgi incident.
I mean, Naka IS supposed to help us, right?

>>42690780
>We have to prioritize. In war, you must make sacrifices, and Goto's in danger!

>>42690862
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waa2ucfgVgQ

>>42690925
>One fucking insane crisis at a time, please
Use Corgi Crisis to get Kongou away from Goto. She needs something to do.

>>42690910
>slurm
>actual can

w-what

>>42690780
>>We have to prioritize. In war, you must make sacrifices, and Goto's in danger!

>>42690780
>We have to prioritize. In war, you must make sacrifices, and Goto's in danger!

Or figure out a way to use the corgis to help.

Wait... they might be able to intercept Miss Burning Love in time!

>>42690921
Kongo would not... Not infront the camera would she?

>>42690780
>We have to prioritize. In war, you must make sacrifices, and Goto's in danger!

>>42690959
It's a wrapper around a sprite can.

>>42690959
Probably afraid someone would cry COPYRIGHT DO NOT STEAL

>>42690948
Seems plausible, but we need to find Kongou first.

>>42690959
Look closer, boss.

>>42690959
It's a sleeve on a can of Sprite.

>>42690940
I like this anon.

But he forgot Naka is still drunk.

>>42690977

ALL THE BETTER TO SHOW HER BURNING LOVE TO THE WORLD

>>42690780
>We have to prioritize. In war, you must make sacrifices, and Goto's in danger!

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>>42690977
>Kongo would not... Not infront the camera would she?
yes she would

>>42690857
>Cpl Hate works furiously!

>>42690977
She's on NAVY COFFEE.

This should explain so much.

>>42691003
Shit, you're right. Well, fuck.

>>42690932
Touche.

I am not on a roll today.

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>>42690977
If she does in front of the camera then she can't get married anymore and Goto has to take responsability.

It's the perfect plan.

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>>42691003
Hasn't slowed me down!

Except for--wait for it--juuuust now.

>>42690856
Fuck off bentus, it'd be Sho getting sent off we already picked Ari as bodyguard.

>>42690903
Right, shit

>>42690988
We should be hearing "Tei-to-ku!!!!" pretty soon

>>42690780
>We have to prioritize. In war, you must make sacrifices, and Goto's in danger!

>>42690780
>Time to split the party, I guess.

>>42690977
Kongo is a battle cruiser that has at least had SOME navy coffee.

So yes, she would goto in a press conference.

>>42691031
Well, you ARE a ship. If you're rolling, that's generally not a good thing, right?

>>42690780
>We have to prioritize. In war, you must make sacrifices, and Goto's in danger!

Can we pick up a corgi and throw it at Kongou?

>>42691035
It is actually pretty ingenious.

>>42690671
>talking about Shokaku's purity
>Arizona been pleasing Admiral's in her stern since 1915

kek

>>42691041
>FF
Pfffftt


>>42691080
>Spaceship
>Not rolling IN SPACE


>>42691081
Good plan. Too bad they're busy chasing the gardener.

>>42691078
>So yes, she would goto in a press conference.
>Go to
>Goto

I like you anon

>>42691080
I'm in space. Rolling around in solar winds is fun.

>>42691078
Tea! She's British (sorta) for cying out loud. She would be pissed if someone gave her coffee instead.

>>42691097
Plus a whole nip carrier fleet blew their load in her.

>>42691097
She died with her admiral holding her hand. Or holding the other part where sunlight usually does not shine.