>>42711843
Initiate Headbutt.exe

>>42712182
This is absolutely ridiculous. You will teach these two-legged fiends a lesson.

You headbutt one of them, sending him crashing into the wall. This turns out to be an unwise move, as now they gang up on you, sending you flying into that same wall, and you lay twitching atop your victim before he rolls you off himself himself and starts kicking you.

Your tongue begins to reel in, and Goat who is Black with it. He trips one of the archenemy mid-trajectory, and the green wretch's body hilariously contorts as he falls over.

This is not good. They are far more aggressive than the usual oppressors, and unlike Goat who Milks You, this place is secluded, with no spinning-hoofed goats to trample these fiends.

>What will you do, Goat who is the Protagonist?

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>>42712398
Goddammit I forgot both my trip and the picture. Fuck shitty internet.

>>42712398
Run and lead them to spinning goats

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>>42712480
By the time you are able to right yourself, the green devils are about to strike once more. You barely jump out of the way and gallop toward your herdmates. "We muhh hee!" You bleat.

"HEE! HEE!" Goat who is Black screams.

The four of you run away, hoping to find goats with spinning hooves to distract the two-legged goats, but they do not give chase. Perhaps they were simply trying to drive you away from their territory. Either way, you will have your revenge...eventually.

Although the tower is still in your sights, you are, for lack of a better term, lost. There is a giant pen nearby, full of not only the two-legged oppressors, but also very unusual goats.

>What will you do, Goat who is the Protagonist?

>>42712709
Talk with the strange goats

>>42712709
Greet the strange goats.

>>42712709
Become a strange goat

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>>42712772
The thought of becoming one of these strange goats intrigues you, so you decided to become one. Except you do not, because you do not know how.

>>42712723
>>42712756
So instead, you decide to commune with one of them; perhaps they may know directions to the tower. Your party walks into the great pen. It takes a little while, as Goat who is Your Mother gets stuck in a contraption involving three metal bars. Once you clear it, you find out that the odd goats are in smaller pens. One of them in particular catches your eye - it holds a massive gray goat whose horns are in her mouth. You have decided to call her Goat who is Gigantic. She looks wise; perhaps she can help you.

"Hehho, Goahooihigahhic," you bleat. "I ha Goahooihharohagohi. Caahoohelluhwhewhiaah?"

"GOAAAAAAA! GOAAAAAAAAA!" Goat who is Black cries.

Goat who is Gigantic turns your head toward you, and the earth begins to shake as she plods toward the edge of her pen. She looks at you with mild curiosity, but does not say anything.

>What will you do, Goat who is the Protagonist?

>>42713010
Break her pen

Free them all

Down with the two legs

>>42713010
Give Goat who is black to Goat who is very loud and try talking with Goat who is gigantic again.

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>>42713086
These goats could be quite powerful allies in your crusade against the two-legged devils. You will break the bars of this pen, free Goat who is Gigantic, and then you will do the same to the other goats!

Except there is a problem. You cannot pull the bars away, because your tongue is occupied. You release Goat who is Black from your grip. He immediately flies away, but again, in a clumsy, uncoordinated arc. He hits the ground, looking as if he's trying to fly through solid earth. He is unlikely be going anywhere.

You lick one of the bars of Goat who is Gigantic's pen, and back away, pulling with all your might. Eventually, the bar gives way and hits you and Goat who is very Loud square in the face, leaving the both of you in silly positions. You repeat this with another, and another, and before long, Goat who is Gigantic tries to push some with her humongous foot and begins trampling enough of them to escape her pen.

"Come, Goat who is Gigantic!" You bleat. "Let us free our brethren and crush the two-legged menace!"

"MENNNNNNNS! MENNNNNNS!" Goat who is Black cries in the background.

Goat who is Gigantic flaps her large ears silently, before raising her abnormally long snout and letting out an eardrum-bursting "BWARAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"

She does not aid you. Instead, she charges full speed into where you entered this great pen, smashing through it. How rude.

>What will you do, Goat who is the Protagonist?

>>42713311
Look around. What else is in the area?

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>>42713628
Well, if Goat who is Gigantic will not aid you, perhaps one of the other goats will. You lick Goat who is Black and drag him with you towards one of the other pens. This one contains a goat who is especially tall.

"HELLO THERE, GOAT WHO IS VERY TALL!" Goat who is very Loud bellows. "DO YOU KNOW WHERE WE ARE?!"

Again, you try to break the bars of Goat who is very Tall's pen, releasing Goat who is Black in order to do so. Goat who is very Tall approaches as you remove the first bar, but trips over a rock and falls over.

>What will you do, Goat who is the Protagonist?

>>42713804
Help Goat who is very tall up.

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>>42713877
You hop into Goat who is very Tall's pen and help him up with the only way you know how: Your tongue.

Of course, he stays laying on the ground, and you just drag him. He gets stuck against the bars, and ultimately they give way, the lot of them slamming into you and your compatriots.

"Dhhyoonohwhewhiaah?" You repeat the question, buried under goats and metal. Goat who is very Tall bleats unintelligibly. Perhaps this was not such a good idea.

>What will you do, Goat who is the Protagonist?

>>42714037
Release!

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>Shit, I'm really running out of steam here

>>42714057
You let go of Goat who is very tall, and all four of you get yourselves together. Goat who is Black is still unaccounted for.

"OOK! OOK!" Nevermind.

"Goat who is My Kid," Goat who is Your Mother bleats, "I fear we may be wasting our time. It would appear none of these goats speak our tongue." Goat who is very Tall bleats in a way you cannot understand, as if to reinforce this. Perhaps it is time to move on.

>What will you do, Goat who is the Protagonist?

>>42714204
This is obviously a gathering place for many diffrent kinds of goats. You must be getting closer to the goat tower. Explore the area.

>>42714204
Move toward to survive! If we cannot rally here we will find others.

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>>42714244
>>42714244
In spite of this, you are not daunted. There must be at least ONE unusual goat who can understand your tongue. You lick Goat who is Black and drag him along, Goat who is Your Mother and Goat who is very Loud following suit. Oddly enough, Goat who is very Tall follows you as well, despite his failure to comprehend you. Perhaps he is curious.

>>42714257
However, after releasing several other odd goats, including large, black, silver-backed goats who resemble the two-legged devils, but walk on all fours, large, brown goats who can stood on their hind legs and mauled you with their fronts, and large, black and white two-legged goats who vaguely remind you of Goat who is Black, your efforts seem to be for naught. No matter. If you cannot rally here, there will most likely be other places. For now, You should leave and continue your quest for the tower.

Unfortunately, where Goat who is Gigantic once was, you see a familiar face.

It is Goat who Milks You.

>My internet's shitting out, so I'm gonna call it a night. I'm off tomorrow, so I'll continue in the morning. Hopefully my motivation will be back up by then. Thanks for playing!

>>42714482
Morning in which timezone? I dont wanna miss anything while sleeping.