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“What are you two doing?” Kitakami's voice asks from above. She's crouching next to Yamato, both of them studying you like tadpoles in a high school science class aquarium.

“Swimming,” Hate replies dourly as he lets Yamato finish dragging him out. “It's hot out.” You follow him up the weathered stainless steel rungs, flopping your uniform jacket sadly as you stream water onto the concrete. Arizona is buttoning her jacket over her waterlogged white blouse while Yamato does her best to look cute and innocent. She waits till you and Hate have managed to wring yourselves out a bit, then she tilts her head towards the gun bench with a suggestive smile.

“Right,” Hate says. “You're a bit late, but you came, so, here's my mayhem.” He points at the automatic shotgun on the table.

You squint at him. “We made an appointment?”

He hoists his eyebrows, looking mildly impressed. “Wow, you *were* drunk, skipper.”

“Oh. Right,” you mutter, rubbing your eyes. “When you were shitposting.”

“Speak for yourself,” Hate grumps. “Just let Arizona do all your posting for you next time, she uses your handle better than you do.”

Your head snaps 'round to look at Arizona, who's studiously studying something in the exact opposite direction. “Did you-”

“Anyway, here-” Hate says, handing you his weapon. You stagger as the full weight lands in your arms. “Have a gander.”

You raise the firearm to your shoulder, glancing down the -

- barrel -

You hold it out in front of you, eyes widening as you comprehend what's in your hands. The concentric sleeves of a built-up gun, the classic big-bore naval weapon, tapering from breech to lethal muzzle. The metal's sea-grey and weathered-looking, contrasting sharply with the modern-looking peep-sight salvaged from a rifle grenade launcher perched abaft the breech. It looks like Hate re-barreled an AR-10.

“Hate,” you say, a raspy sound entering your voice. “What did you do?”

>>42747634
>Whát did you do?
Ruined an AR-10.
Wasted a gun barrel.

>>42747634
>Playing with the gun instead of dealing with the mountain of shit we have to deal with thanks to Hate.

I say we sling it in the sea.

>>42747634
META?!?!?!?!

Anon. We need to pause all Waifu business fucking NOW.

PT Boat Corgis. Shigure, PTSD. Tree, nearly killed.

>>42747691
Stop trying to be more petulant than Hate jesus fucking christ we'll get to it

>>42747634
>“Hate,” you say, a raspy sound entering your voice. “What did you do?”
And the penny... Drops.

Oh yes. Oh yeeeesss... This is either the greatest, or the worst thing to happen this entire war. Only a full understanding of the implications will tell which.

>>42747691
That is a waste of a perfectly good and useful item.

But I agree. We need to get on top of this shit-pile. We've been bailing like mad until now; it's time to plug the leaks.

>>42747710
You are so far off it's not even funny.

The tree is completely dead

>>42747684
Given that the 18.1 inch naval gun may be the single most recognizable naval weapon of the era - what is going to happen when that thing ends up on television and half the Japanese population sees a United States Marine running around with a miniature version of one? They're going to know that one of the two ships to carry them has returned ... and Goto's going to (justifiably) kill us for letting that particular superbattleship out of the bag ...

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Dat Stern?

Meet Battle Ass.

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>>42747710

That tree is dead as fuck, thanks to TIMBERFUCKER 5. Two editions newer than the 3 model.

>>42747743
Is a battle ass stable enough to aim properly?

>>42747737
Put a shroud over it

>>42747737
Shit. I didn't even think about that.

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>>42747710
>>42747684
OH sod off and have some oolong; you chaps are just exasperated.

>>42747634
The weapon will let a human fire upon an Abyssal target with a degree of success.
>peep-sight
Apparently from less that 1km away.

While it will let that human damage and potentially kill an Abyssal (maybe a destroyer), how is it going to protect the human from return fire?

>>42747773
The human have to be a sniper.

Shoot to kill. Then disappear.

>>42747773
Element of surprise?

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>>42747755
?

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>>42747754

so long the gyros have been properly lubed up.

>>42747710
You think that this is about something other than having the player base to bow down to the QMPC? That's almost cutely naive.

>>42747773

Presumably, the human doesn't get hit because he can walk and isn't the size of a ship.

>>42747789
Nah.
Element of Supplies

>>42747737
They can claim it's a test barrel machined just in case Yamato or Musashi comes back. And as a potential experiment in upgunning the Nagatos.

>>42747797
What does this even do?

>>42747722
It's an item that's cost use an entire DD and that's not even getting into the consequences of Hate's negligence.

This could have ended with people dead easily. We almost lost our heads due to this shit. This is something he could be shitcanned if he's lucky or courtmarshalled for at worse.

>>42747773
It's useless you can't engage with it at any useful range vs an Abyssal. You either fire at ranges you can't hit shit at or somehow get close enough to shoot without being shredded by main/secondary/aa fire.

>>42747737
...seriously? I don't think so. Honestly, at a glance, would you be able to tell one of the 46cm/45s from a USN 16"/45 (or even 16"/50) just by looking at the tube, without seeing anything it's attached to, if you didn't have a scale reference?

The Japanese public would see it, some would realize that Hate had mated a battleshipgirl's gun to an AR lower, and they'd assume he got it from some US battleship girl. Even the hardcore otaku wouldn't be able to tell one 45-caliber-long barrel from another when they're scaled down as much as they are...

>>42747829
It's basically a sound suppressor.

>>42747829
Isn't it an artillery suppressor?

Problem:

Not mass reproducible - We can only get it from Yamato because we are not going to send her into fights.

>>42747750
crab, when are we gonna melt down some railroad spikes for a chain?

>>42747813
>We're not instantly assaulting Hate and instead talking to him like a person, fucking QM is making bitches of us
Dude. Relax

>>42747813

>QMPC
>Literally every character besides Settle.

Is there something wrong with you?

>>42747755
And how do you propose hiding the impact of the shells?

>>42747831
Or a kanmusu carries it and has an extra gun to use along with their rigging.

>>42747843
>>42747849
>>42747829
It measure velocity of the shell leaving the barrel.

>>42747784
>The human have to be a sniper.
Not really feasible in the ocean.

And this thing has no flash suppressor so at night the entire area is going to be saturated by return artillery fire. Not good odds on make it out alive.

>>42747789
Good for one ship, but the battle it was designed for is an amphibious assault against Iwo Jima. Where we'd presumably be fighting not just human-size Abyssals but also their version of fairies.

>>42747814
Being a small human target is not necessarily an advantage when the entire mountain you fired from can be saturated with artillery bombardment.

>>42747863
A larger shroud

>>42747867
Then you may as well just leave it on Yamato and have the USN pay for the supplies to deploy her.

>>42747878
Abyssal fairies? Is that even a thing?

>>42747863
Can you distinguish the impact of a 16" shell compared to an 18.1" one?

>>42747878
Yeah, this is primarily useful for battle with land-based Abyssals

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>>42747854
NOT IF HATE HAS ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT!

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Hate hooks his thumbs in his belt, leans back and unsheathes the most terrifying thing any Marine ever can - a smug, smug smile. “Well, shucks, Skipper, I just took a hand-me down cast-off from the Navy and made a useful weapon out of it.” He dusts off his sopping-wet sleeve. “In keeping with Marine tradition. Next step is...” he searches the air, then snaps his fingers. “Right! Using THAT to do what the Army, Navy and Failfarce says is absofuckinglutely impossible!”

Hate hooks his thumbs in his belt, leans back and unsheathes the most terrifying thing any Marine ever can - a smug, smug smile. “Well, shucks, Skipper, I just took a hand-me down cast-off from the Navy and made a useful weapon out of it.” He dusts off his sopping-wet sleeve. “In keeping with Marine tradition. Next step is...” he searches the air, then snaps his fingers. “Right! Using THAT to do what the Army, Navy and Failfarce says is absofuckinglutely impossible!”

You glance down at the weapon, now held at arms length like one might hold a large, dangerous snake up for the camera's appreciation.

You look back at Hate.

"Holy shit."

[ ] NO. NO. NO NO NO. NO. Come back when you've got 15 inch belt armor in a plate carrier, and then you can commit suicide by abyssal - until then, I need you. The corgis just bit someone.
[ ] ... you are a crazy motherfucker, Hate, but... you're a very clever crazy motherfucker. I wish we didn't, but we might need things like this - and soon.
[ ] ... Hate, you're sticking your dick in a fire, here. A fire filled with gears and those nasty fish that swim up your pisspipe. You remember what happened with that 12 inch shell I pulled out of Arizona, right? What happens if Yamato walks away right now? Do you vanish under a 30-foot long cannon barrel? This is great stuff, but you should let the intel weenies stick their dicks in that blaze - I need you.

>>42747842
You underestimate the autism level of military...autists

>>42747842
18.1s were built up guns. Their distinctive for anyone who has more than a passing interest it naval gunnery. Given the nationalism apparently at work in Japan in-quest, a bunch of people will know, and they'll tell everyone else.

>>42747855

TIMBERFUCKER 6 is still on the drawing board. I can't find a blade strong enough to support a chain of that size moving that fast. I'll probably have to fab one up myself, but with all the shit these canoecunts keep bugging me for, i'll probably get around to it once I retire.

>>42747895
Oh yeah, because that wouldn't cause an epic shitfit in the Japanese government and its hefty supply of right-wing nationalist old farts.

[ ] NO. NO. NO NO NO. NO. Come back when you've got 15 inch belt armor in a plate carrier, and then you can commit suicide by abyssal - until then, I need you. The corgis just bit someone.

Anything else is bullshit

>>42747905
>[ ] NO. NO. NO NO NO. NO. Come back when you've got 15 inch belt armor in a plate carrier, and then you can commit suicide by abyssal - until then, I need you. The corgis just bit someone.

>>42747905
>[x] NO. NO. NO NO NO. NO. Come back when you've got 15 inch belt armor in a plate carrier, and then you can commit suicide by abyssal - until then, I need you. The corgis just bit someone.

>>42747869
No, it's a sound suppressor. Because faggots bitched about artillery ranges being too close to their houses.

>>42747905
>[x] NO. NO. NO NO NO. NO. Come back when you've got 15 inch belt armor in a plate carrier, and then you can commit suicide by abyssal - until then, I need you. The corgis just bit someone.

>>42747905
>[ ] ... Hate, you're sticking your dick in a fire, here. A fire filled with gears and those nasty fish that swim up your pisspipe. You remember what happened with that 12 inch shell I pulled out of Arizona, right? What happens if Yamato walks away right now? Do you vanish under a 30-foot long cannon barrel? This is great stuff, but you should let the intel weenies stick their dicks in that blaze - I need you.

>>42747905
>[ ] NO. NO. NO NO NO. NO. Come back when you've got 15 inch belt armor in a plate carrier, and then you can commit suicide by abyssal - until then, I need you. The corgis just bit someone.

>>42747905
>[x] NO. NO. NO NO NO. NO. Come back when you've got 15 inch belt armor in a plate carrier, and then you can commit suicide by abyssal - until then, I need you. The corgis just bit someone.

"I am also sorry."

[X] NO. NO. NO NO NO. NO. Come back when you've got 15 inch belt armor in a plate carrier, and then you can commit suicide by abyssal - until then, I need you. The corgis just bit someone.

>>42747905
Wait, that third option
>about Yamato walking away

He's gonna use that as an excuse to get Yamato back into combat

ISN'T HE!?!?!

>>42747905
>[ ] ... you are a crazy motherfucker, Hate, but... you're a very clever crazy motherfucker.
I'm going to assume that he and Yamato were responsible enough to test the whole 'walking away from it' thing

>>42747905
>[ ] ... you are a crazy motherfucker, Hate, but... you're a very clever crazy motherfucker. I wish we didn't, but we might need things like this - and soon.

>>42747900
Can you distinguish the impact of a 16" shell compared to an 18.1" one?

YES!

>>42747905
>[X] NO. NO. NO NO NO. NO. Come back when you've got 15 inch belt armor in a plate carrier, and then you can commit suicide by abyssal - until then, I need you. The corgis just bit someone.
The corgis just drove a DD to the brink of suicide, holy SHIT corral the little bastards.

Does a naval artillery make that much of a muzzle flash to give away your location? Then shouldn't battleships be sitting ducks in night combat?

>>42747905
>[x] You want to commit suicide while taking an Abyssal out like a kamikaze pilot because you don't have 15-inch belt armor, that's fine. But right now we need to deal with the PT Corgi's that mauled a girl and are still loose and could bite one of our girls or personnel.

>>42747905
>[X] ... you are a crazy motherfucker, Hate, but... you're a very clever crazy motherfucker. I wish we didn't, but we might need things like this - and soon.
Let's make amends first. And then afterwards, when he's happy enough to go along with Settle's wishes, tell him to do something about the corgis as a requirement for us letting him go to Iwo.

>>42747905
>[ ] ... Hate, you're sticking your dick in a fire, here. A fire filled with gears and those nasty fish that swim up your pisspipe. You remember what happened with that 12 inch shell I pulled out of Arizona, right? What happens if Yamato walks away right now? Do you vanish under a 30-foot long cannon barrel? This is great stuff, but you should let the intel weenies stick their dicks in that blaze - I need you.

>>42747905
>[ ] ... you are a crazy motherfucker, Hate, but... you're a very clever crazy motherfucker. I wish we didn't, but we might need things like this - and soon.
We're going to have to use all the tools we have.

Even crazy Marines

>>42747905
>[x] ... you are a crazy motherfucker, Hate, but... you're a very clever crazy motherfucker. I wish we didn't, but we might need things like this - and soon.

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>>42747905
FUCK. So many valid choices, all with REALLY good logic.

FUCK. FUCKKKKKKKKK.

FIRST: [X] ... you are a crazy motherfucker, Hate, but... you're a very clever crazy motherfucker. I wish we didn't, but we might need things like this - and soon.

THEN: The corgis just bit someone.

[ ] ... you are a crazy motherfucker, Hate, but... you're a very clever crazy motherfucker. I wish we didn't, but we might need things like this - and soon.

Land-based Abyssals.
Cannons went on ships, but before that, they went on land. It could work.

>>42747857
We came to talk to Hate about the dogs. Something important happened. You might have missed it. I don't expect us to assault him, but this 'laddish shenanigans' stuff is sadly typical.

>>42747860
There's a vast difference between a NPC and DMPC/QMPC. Learn more.

>>42747905
[X] NO. NO. NO NO NO. NO. Come back when you've got 15 inch belt armor in a plate carrier, and then you can commit suicide by abyssal - until then, I need you. The corgis just bit someone.

>>42747905
>[X] NO. NO. NO NO NO. NO. Come back when you've got 15 inch belt armor in a plate carrier, and then you can commit suicide by abyssal - until then, I need you. The corgis just bit someone.

>>42747905
>Other

Hate, we can discuss this another time. Like when the corgis haven't just put Shigure on suicide watch.

>>42747905
>[ ] NO. NO. NO NO NO. NO. Come back when you've got 15 inch belt armor in a plate carrier, and then you can commit suicide by abyssal - until then, I need you. The corgis just bit someone.

>[ ] NO. NO. NO NO NO. NO. Come back when you've got 15 inch belt armor in a plate carrier, and then you can commit suicide by abyssal - until then, I need you. The corgis just bit someone.

>>42747958
Technically speaking, it was mostly the shunning that did it.
The corgis were the straw that broke the proverbial camel's back.

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>>42747951

>>42747984
This here motherfucker speaks sense.

>>42747905
>[ ] ... you are a crazy motherfucker, Hate, but... you're a very clever crazy motherfucker. I wish we didn't, but we might need things like this - and soon.

"But I've got something more important right now. The corgis just bit someone, and the media is on the grounds. We need them handled, now."

>>42747905
>[ ] ... you are a crazy motherfucker, Hate, but... you're a very clever crazy motherfucker. I wish we didn't, but we might need things like this - and soon.

>>42747905
>[x] ... Hate, you're sticking your dick in a fire, here. A fire filled with gears and those nasty fish that swim up your pisspipe. You remember what happened with that 12 inch shell I pulled out of Arizona, right? What happens if Yamato walks away right now? Do you vanish under a 30-foot long cannon barrel? This is great stuff, but you should let the intel weenies stick their dicks in that blaze - I need you.

>That said... We DO need this. And we're going to need it soon.

>But more immediately, we have a problem, CORPORAL. A BIG problem. The corgis bit someone.

In that precise order.

>>42747905
>[ ] ... you are a crazy motherfucker, Hate, but... you're a very clever crazy motherfucker. Can we talk about this later, though? The Corgis are going batshit, some of them are attacking their old target

Lets yell at Hate now guys, great idea.

>>42747905
>[X] NO. NO. NO NO NO. NO. Come back when you've got 15 inch belt armor in a plate carrier, and then you can commit suicide by abyssal - until then, I need you. The corgis just bit someone.

>>42747921
USN battleship guns were built-up guns, too, as were the IJN's 16.1" and 14" guns. They all look pretty similar when it's just the gun tube itself, without the turret it was mounted in.

>>42747992
This. Fucking This.

>>42747905

[x] NO. NO. NO NO NO. NO. Come back when you've got 15 inch belt armor in a plate carrier, and then you can commit suicide by abyssal - until then, I need you. The corgis just bit someone. Cost us a DD and almost got me killed because you were playing with this stupid toy.

>>42748013

>picking all three
"no"

>>42747905
[ ] ... you are a crazy motherfucker, Hate, but... you're a very clever crazy motherfucker. I wish we didn't, but we might need things like this - and soon.
Now get moving. The Corgis are out of control

>>42747905
>[ ] ... Hate, you're sticking your dick in a fire, here. A fire filled with gears and those nasty fish that swim up your pisspipe. You remember what happened with that 12 inch shell I pulled out of Arizona, right? What happens if Yamato walks away right now? Do you vanish under a 30-foot long cannon barrel? This is great stuff, but you should let the intel weenies stick their dicks in that blaze - I need you.

This is the best option. We're conversing with him again, explaining potential drawbacks, and admitting a very important thing: We need Hate.

>>42748003

Clever Marine

>>42747905
>[ ] ... you are a crazy motherfucker, Hate, but... you're a very clever crazy motherfucker. I wish we didn't, but we might need things like this - and soon.
>How about trying to get 15 inch belt armor in a plate carrier next? Oh, and the corgis just bit someone and put them on suicide watch

Why are we saying Sorry to Arizona?

We did our job, and Shigure is alive.

>>42747905
>[ ] NO. NO. NO NO NO. NO. Come back when you've got 15 inch belt armor in a plate carrier, and then you can commit suicide by abyssal - until then, I need you. The corgis just bit someone.

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>>42747905
[x] ... you are a crazy motherfucker, Hate, but... you're a very clever crazy motherfucker. I wish we didn't, but we might need things like this - and soon.

>>42747905
>[ ] ... Hate, you're sticking your dick in a fire, here. A fire filled with gears and those nasty fish that swim up your pisspipe. You remember what happened with that 12 inch shell I pulled out of Arizona, right? What happens if Yamato walks away right now? Do you vanish under a 30-foot long cannon barrel? This is great stuff, but you should let the intel weenies stick their dicks in that blaze - I need you.

>>42747905
>[ ] ... you are a crazy motherfucker, Hate, but... you're a very clever crazy motherfucker. I wish we didn't, but we might need things like this - and soon.

>>42747968

Direction and range are two very different things, and that's not even taking into account multiple vessels, some or all of which may be moving ...

>>42747905
>[ ] NO. NO. NO NO NO. NO. Come back when you've got 15 inch belt armor in a plate carrier, and then you can commit suicide by abyssal - until then, I need you. The corgis just bit someone.

>>42747905
>[ ] ... Hate, you're sticking your dick in a fire, here. A fire filled with gears and those nasty fish that swim up your pisspipe. You remember what happened with that 12 inch shell I pulled out of Arizona, right? What happens if Yamato walks away right now? Do you vanish under a 30-foot long cannon barrel? This is great stuff, but you should let the intel weenies stick their dicks in that blaze - I need you.

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>>42747968
Yes.
Holy shit yes.

To quote a tranny, it's a big sign saying "Here I am, I'm the sniper. Shoot me"

>>42747905
>[ ] NO. NO. NO NO NO. NO. Come back when you've got 15 inch belt armor in a plate carrier, and then you can commit suicide by abyssal - until then, I need you. The corgis just bit someone.

>[ ] ... Hate, you're sticking your dick in a fire, here. A fire filled with gears and those nasty fish that swim up your pisspipe. You remember what happened with that 12 inch shell I pulled out of Arizona, right? What happens if Yamato walks away right now? Do you vanish under a 30-foot long cannon barrel? This is great stuff, but you should let the intel weenies stick their dicks in that blaze - I need you.

>>42748031
We won't have Hate regardless if command finds out he was pissing around on a personal project when he was supposed to be watching the fucking Corgi's.

>>42747992
This.

Impress on him that Shigure was no shit on the verge of blowing her brains out.

I wonder if we could mount the gun on conventional ships or aircraft. I mean, if it's slinging 18 inch shells with low enough recoil for a human to survive then it should be possible. It would certainly deal with the problem of humans not having rangefinders or armor.

>>42747905

>>42747992
This.

>[X] NO. NO. NO NO NO. NO. Come back when you've got 15 inch belt armor in a plate carrier, and then you can commit suicide by abyssal - until then, I need you. The corgis just bit someone.

>>42747905
>[x] ... you are a crazy motherfucker, Hate, but... you're a very clever crazy motherfucker. I wish we didn't, but we might need things like this - and soon.
>The corgis just bit someone

[ ] ... you are a crazy motherfucker, Hate, but... you're a very clever crazy motherfucker. I wish we didn't, but we might need things like this - and soon.

What people don't realize is that whatever hate hits with that, isn't going to be in any state to return fire unless it's Cruiser sized or heavier

As long as hate sticks to popping Abyssal destroyers and light cruisers he's fine.

>>42748039
Technically Settle picked her as the bodyguard and then told her to stand down at the exact moment when she should be useful.

Settle did his job but I think Arizona felt she nearly did not do her's.

Guys, why are you even limiting Hate to belt armor?
Planefag isn't going to let him die; let Hate run naked into an Abyssal base, he'll survive.

>>42748039

Because we did our job poorly, and we very nearly weren't alive.

If we just sent Arizona up the tree, things would've been fine.

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>>42747905
>I don't give a rat's ass to the wording but we should acknowledge that this is impressive as hell and we should look into it, but RIGHT NOW we need to deal with the latest ticking time bomb that went off

>>42747992
Backing this.

>>42747905
>>42747992
Do this, it's what we came here to do.

>>42747886
A single 16 inch shell was enough to level the trees for hundreds of yards in Vietnam. They used them to create landing fields for choppers. A 16 inch shell creates craters high enough for a man to stand in. What' you're proposing is impossible.

>>42748074
That is the stupidest post I have ever seen in these threads. Congrats

>>42748054
>>42748048
Ahh too bad.

So if we get him onto an heli, and snipe things on the move in the night when the ships can't see the heli well...

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>>42747948
This guy's on the right track.

On that note, I need to go and take care of some things, get some stuff ready.

Don't set anything else on fire, Admiral.

>>42748060
I think you need to stop overthinking about this shit as though this is a real military. The situation is nothing like a real military, and never will be.

>>42747992
Adding my vote here

>>42748071
Except he won't hit shit with it because any Abyssal will pop him from 6km while he can't hit the broad side of a battleship at 1km assuming he's actually a fully trained and experianced marksman otherwise he won't be hitting dick past 500m.

>>42748018
I believe, and let me admit that I am not an expert in this field, because the Japanese did not have access to the same quality of steel as western countries – that their built up guns are very distinctive, and the 18.1s in particular.

>>42748025
YEah, that's greedy of me.

I'll just support these two then.
>>42747984
>>42748076

>>42747905
>>42747992
Agreed.

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>>42747968
Its not just limited to battleships. This is kinda what got the USS Helena killed at Kula gulf. It gave the Japanese destroyers something to aim at.

>>42747951
Oh LORD.

>>42748100
No you don't understand. I said a LARGER shroud.

>>42748064
Or just station several carrier girls on conventional ships, or even better, carriers on fighter jets. So I heard you like launching planes, so I will let you launch planes while on a plane flying at such a high altitude they anti air cannot hit you.

>>42747905
[x] Sheer resignation. Hate just made a shipgirl-gun. He can, and knowing him likely will, make more. This monster is lose, and is never getting resealed, no matter how badly it fucks over physics. Half-heartedly congratulate him, and ask him to get the fucking corgis in line.

>>42748074
More like he's going to wake up in IOwas medbay.

>>42748106
But it's true. Planefag won't let Hate be killed.

>>42748039
Because we chose Arizona to be our bodyguard and then told her to piss off so that we could climb into a tree with a suicidally depressed warship with a miniaturized 5-inch gun.

I'm a Nakafag, and I think we owe Arizona a bit more than just an apology, given how it would have affected her if Settle had been killed there.

>>42747905
>>42747992
This

>>42748142
No, it's not.

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>>42747905
>[ ] ... you are a crazy motherfucker, Hate, but... you're a very clever crazy motherfucker. I wish we didn't, but we might need things like this - and soon.

>>42748142
Mate you are like the faggot who insist acting based on the knowledge from OOC in a dnd campaign. Nobody likes that shit, cut it out.

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>>42747905
[x] ... Hate, you're sticking your dick in a fire, here. A fire filled with gears and those nasty fish that swim up your pisspipe. You remember what happened with that 12 inch shell I pulled out of Arizona, right? What happens if Yamato walks away right now? Do you vanish under a 30-foot long cannon barrel? This is great stuff, but you should let the intel weenies stick their dicks in that blaze - I need you.
>implying we'll ever seperate him from his raifu

>>42748142
Reminder that Naka could be well and truly dead right now.

>>42748114
>>42747992

Me as well, but ought we to add something like 'and damn near got my head blown off'. We do have the chipped molar and a probably-still-a-bit-pissed-off battleship to prove it ...

>>42747905
"Looks nice. Oh, and before I forget, have you seen the corgis? I've been wondering where they went."

>>42748147
Like what? A fancy watch?

Hey, it worked last time

>>42748173
Not only is it meta, it's the kind of dumbassery that is literally asking for something bad to happen

>>42748181
Someone explain that gif to me.

>>42748163
Who the fuck is that and why is she prancing instead of shooting? Did Naka recently recover from some sort of head injury? Or is that some sort of PR film?

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>>42748139
...so, Hate is an FPS hero and Iowa is his respawn point? It makes so much sense now...

>>42747905
>Other
Hate, this is very interesting, and I'm not being facetious when I say that. But right now I need your help corralling corgis and saving the destroyer they put on suicide watch. I'll look at it when I can give it actual attention.

>>42748132
Sarcasm, thou art a heartless bitch.

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>17 to 18

Waited a bit, but it looks like it's staying there. Goddamn. Votes called, writing~

>>42748204
They're trying to pull the wall down and failing.

>>42748015
Greito Beito Goshujin-sama!

You know, realistically we could talk to him about this gun and then talk about the corgis and shigure afterwards continuously.
In quest format, there's basically a negative expectation that we'll be able to finish even this topic that we voted for.

>>42748208
Put your trip back on, Naka.

>>42747905
>[ ] ... you are a crazy motherfucker, Hate, but... you're a very clever crazy motherfucker. I wish we didn't, but we might need things like this - and soon.

>[ ] NO. NO. NO NO NO. NO. Come back when you've got 15 inch belt armor in a plate carrier, and then you can commit suicide by abyssal - until then, I need you. The corgis just bit someone.

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>>42748200
I was thinking that we could possibly spend a few threads not doing anything stupid, then I ran the math on the probability of that happening. So, yeah, maybe a nice watch.

>>42748224
I didn't vote, felt all the choices were the same. Whatcha gonna do about it?

>>42748267
WITNESS ME!

>>42747905
>[ ] ... Hate, you're sticking your dick in a fire, here. A fire filled with gears and those nasty fish that swim up your pisspipe. You remember what happened with that 12 inch shell I pulled out of Arizona, right? What happens if Yamato walks away right now? Do you vanish under a 30-foot long cannon barrel? This is great stuff, but you should let the intel weenies stick their dicks in that blaze - I need you.

>>42747905
>[X] ... you are a crazy motherfucker, Hate, but... you're a very clever crazy motherfucker. I wish we didn't, but we might need things like this - and soon.

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>>42748280
WITNESSED!

>>42748275
Make fun of your inability to read?

>>42747992
Just to make it clear, this isn't meant to be dismissive. It's meant to be "this needs more time than I can give it right now because I need to stop something terrible from happening". We're not brushing him off, we're doing triage.

>>42748338
>discipline is bad when someone almost got killed


heeeeeeeeeeeee

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>[ ] ... you are a crazy motherfucker, Hate, but... you're a very clever crazy motherfucker. I wish we didn't, but we might need things like this - and soon.

Didn't we already establish the fact that kanmasu sized objects can be willed to and from their form at the owners discretion?

In terms of the shell with Arizona, I thought someone mentioned the theory of the whole "spirit energy", or simply energy, retaining in an object that slowly but surely dissipates.

Like radiation or a battery, You can power it up and give it invisible juju, but as its being used, it slowly but surely loses its capacity until it just can't maintain it.

In the case of Yamato and Hate's "Yamaboom", ("Yamaret" "Turmato"). He should be crushed under its weight for the same reason a outfitted shipgirl nearly weighs as much as her hull.

He can hold it, because Yamato made it so before handing it to him

not the right image but it could do

>>42748338
You are not helping.

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>>42748275

Well, if I were in reach, slap the fuck out of you for a lack of basic reading skills.

>>42748338
Everything's a fuck up to someone.

>>42747905
>[X] ... Hate, you're sticking your dick in a fire, here. A fire filled with gears and those nasty fish that swim up your pisspipe. You remember what happened with that 12 inch shell I pulled out of Arizona, right? What happens if Yamato walks away right now? Do you vanish under a 30-foot long cannon barrel? This is great stuff, but you should let the intel weenies stick their dicks in that blaze - I need you.

2late but whatever I WILL BE HEARD, JUST LIKE ALL THE GODDAMN SHITPOSTERS

>>42747905
>[ ] ... you are a crazy motherfucker, Hate, but... you're a very clever crazy motherfucker. I wish we didn't, but we might need things like this - and soon.

So many IPs...

>>42748367
>"Yamaboom", ("Yamaret" "Turmato").
Can I borrow these terms from you, Anon? For possible use in the future?

>>42748367
What, no AR-18.1?

>>42748367
>an outfitted shipgirl nearly weighs as much as her hull.

Remember when Settle carried Arizona out of the truck that time? Either he's superman, or while they weigh shedloads, it's not as much as their full-sized hull.

Regardless, I need to hit the hay. Please don't get us all killed or worse while I'm gone, alright?

>[X] NO. NO. NO NO NO. NO. Come back when you've got 15 inch belt armor in a plate carrier, and then you can commit suicide by abyssal - until then, I need you. The corgis just bit someone.

>>42748075
But I would think during that scene, Settle would be more stubborn about it,

>>42748367
We don't really know. With the case of Oregon's shell, it remained miniaturized well after its owner was dead, but reverted soon after removal from Arizona. This suggests Arizona's own scaling field field was maintaining it.

On the other hand, Yamato gave Hate one of her guns and then left, and it presumably stayed miniaturized, suggesting she can maintain the effect outside of immediate proximity.

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>>42748418

Go right ahead.

I just started thinking about how this is a "unique" weapon and immediately thought of the Fallout games and any other game that gives a specific name to a weapon.

i just slapped yamato and turret together... boom cause obvious boom

You know want I think should happen?

Willy gets killed cause of our screw up.

Don't get me wrong, I like Willy I'm planning on making her a badass in my fic, but that should be a strong enough wake up call to cut down on the stupid.

>>42748433
>Either he's superman
I honestly won't be phased if he is, planefag's sprinkled in some interesting feats of strength, but>>42748433
>while they weigh shedloads, it's not as much as their full-sized hull.
This was gone over in the aftermath of the last battle- the girls weigh less than their hull tonnage, but still heavy

>>42747992
>>42747905
This.

>>42748457
Thank you. You're awesome.

>>42748468
How about somebody related to the problem gets killed instead of randomly killing Willie?

>>42748468
>implying /tg/ wouldn't try to burn gap an elf at the stake if that happened

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>>42748468
Or you could stop being edgy and mad that people feel differently about a thing than you

>>42748468
Also, some of us read the SB thread so don't double post and stop being a random namefag.

>>42748495
The reason why choose Willy is because is is well like.

And the PT boats nearly did sink a few US cruisers before in the war, on accident/purpose.

USS San Fran

>>42748532
>>42748468

can you fuck off already?

>>42748522
>That one guy who resents people liking the US ships
Yeah, if they can have giggles from the idiots over here it's only fair game to return the favor

>>42748532
So literally you're saying "I want to make people feel bad because they did a bad thing I don't agree with"
Grow up, christ

>>42748532
Just...just shut up.
Fuck off back to whatever hole you crawled out of and stop being a faggot.

>>42748532
Hey, SB moron, learn the demographic before posting.

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>>42748532
Fuck off and lurk more newfag. Stop namefagging too. You are not a special snowflake.

>>42748532
You're a special kind of retarded if you think killing an well liked character that is totally unrelated to the incident will do anything but piss everyone off.

>>42748532

What? Also what do PT boats have to do with this.

>>42748532
You should probably spend some effort learning about writing, if you think that's a "good idea". That's manchild tantrum level stuff, what we call "That Guy".

You're telling people "I can't have my way so I'mma take it out on you."

Not exactly a stellar plan for a group of people who are intimately familiar with that mindset and as a whole utterly detest it.

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>>42748433
>>42748447

The only explanation i can offer, (and at this point we can dive deeper into this theory until the GM make something canon) but in terms of Arizona being carried off, she didn't have her outfit at the ready.

She was still the lovely iron maiden that we know and love, but say, lets say, she was carryable, because Settle is strong enough to carry enough metal to resemble a female human.

She didn't bring forth ALL her metal and weight, but just enough to resemble a human being.

sorry another unrelated image

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>>42748468
The only person who should be dying from this is Hate and that's merely an ironic death since his criminal negligence is whats got us in this mess in the first place.

The corgi's chased Shigure all over the base repeatedly which means our superiors are goign to find out why we lost that DD and Hate is directly responsible for the PT's.

And when they find out the reason he wasn't doing his fucking job was because he was making a useless weapon? He'll be lucky if they just shitcan him into another dimension... very very lucky.

>>42748614
>he doesn't see the (You) when people respond to him

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>>42748614
>being this new
Fuck off and lurk cancer.

>>42748618
Given how Ghostdivision reportedly revealed how there is something very strange about the good Lieutenant, I assume Hate is pretty much the only human who can wield Yamato's gun.Which is lewd. What will Iowa think!

>>42748614
You need to attach a specific identifier to the shit that you yourself wrote lest you forget that you wrote it?

Do you have actual documented brain problems?

Planefag's Kancolle fanfiction operates under some strange logic that doesn't *quite* mesh when srsbsns and comedy meet, but outright killing a character as an arbitrary punishment for doing something "bad" is beyond the pale. I have faith that when last thread comes back to bite us, it'll make plenty of sense.

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Oh and since we are talking about Sterns

>>42748614
stop

>>42748614
I haven't been giving you shit about your namefaggotry, learn to read which posts you're replying to.

I can understand suicidal tendencies being a touchy subject, but your reaction is literally nonsensical and childish.

>>42748468
>I'm planning on making her badass in my fic
I completely missed this first time through.

That's ultra giga skull-fuckingly retarded.
Willie D isn't defined as being badass. Willie D is defined as the fuckup that almost killed the president among other things.
If you remove the fuckup, then you're not talking about Willie D. anymore.

In short, fuck off and never come back.
Or kill yourself.

>>42748664
>Killing a different character for someone doing something "bad" is beyond the pale.

FIFY

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>>42748468

Guys, guys, IT'S BAIT! HOW COULD WE HAVE MISSED IT? IT'S BAAAAAIIIIITTTTTT!!!!!

>>42748626
>"I can't have my way so I'mma take it out on you."
Hate may have the defense that he wasn't officially given command over the corgis.
He was ordered to provide force protection.

Which does bring up the question of whether the BDOC was contacted about the loose corgi's, and if Hate is officially attached to it or not.

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>>42748656

Sorry, I didnt know Ghost wrote another fanfic...

tbh , for i must confess, I havn't read another spin off except for the crimson witches back when SWQ the next biggest thing.

There seems to be a sad lack of BONG in this quest ATM let's fix that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObjCHMwHU_4

>>42748468
Look man, I think the events of Wednesday's thread should make us take a more srsbsns approach to things myself, but that doesn't need we need to suddenly become Admiral Scowlyface and avoid all forms of actually being personable. Especially when dealing with people whose ability to work with us is based more on personal than professional considerations.

Hate is as much a friend as a subordinate, and maintaining that friendship is kind of important. Going in bitching and yelling at him for neglecting the corgis would be utterly counterproductive, particularly given that the whole precipitating factor for that in the first place was that we got in a fight with him and that got him in a foul mood.

We could probably stand to have more of a stick up our ass in the future than we have so far, but it doesn't need to be jammed quite that far up.

>>42748614
Dude. I also post on both SB and SV. And yet I have no problem knowing which posts are mine. Or knowing not to namefag for no good reason.

I'm sorry, but the cancer was in you all along.

And if this quest is getting personal for you, maybe you should stop participating for a bit?

>>42748704
No, he literally posted the same thing word for word in the Goybattles thread. It's not bait. He's fucking serious.

>>42748618
In the EOD truck, Arizona's weight decreased after we removed the shell from her, and by the time we reached the disposal guys she was about back to her (human) weight.

>You slide your arms under Arizona, praying to every dark deity you can think of that the cosmic mystery that is the Ship Girl will work as you hoped – and thankfully, she does. At least enough for you to stagger out of the bomb disposal truck with Arizona's still-incredible weight bleeding in your arms.

>Arizona's lightened up considerably by the time you reach the road – the truck was parked atop a barren hill overlooking Yokosuka bay. You find the EOD tech talking into a cell phone underneath a lonely lamp illuminating a dilapidated bus stop, his compatriots kicking turf nearby.

We've also seen both Abyssals and shipgirls change form when people get close to them, so their state is determined at least partly by how closely in contact they are with 'ship' things.

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>>42747436

"Katrina from New York, New York, United States, writes in with this question.

'Halloween is coming up. What would you suggest for a good costume or theme?'

Personally, it might still be a little soon to do stuff with ghost ships and what not. But I hear that Sleepy Hollow is pretty close to where you write from. Perhaps...the headless horseman?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOPeJuvLJYs

>>42748732
Or extremely persistent.

>>42748709
We orderd him to take care of them so if he didn't have offical command of them then that's our fuckup in which case it's our ass getting canned.

>>42748757
>pumpkin Wo
Fucking adorable

>>42748716
As I understand, the accidental spoiler wasn't in another fanfic. It was during a discussion in IRC. I only heard of it secondhand, so take my report with a grain of salt.

>>42748614
>name fab
>fab

really?

I'm not going to get into that mess.

Now, what needs to be done is get the corgis locked down and confined until further notice, and hold a much needed meeting with Goto and other staff to point out the major issues on base, namely that fact that there are mentally unstable ships on base, and there appears to be a systemic issue of not addressing this problem.

>>42748726
>Yuuhei Satellite
Meh their Kancolle tracks were uninspired and it shows. Senya is still a top tier vocalist though.

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Hate smirks, still smugging like a canary-fed cat. "Wasn't fucking easy, I tell you. First I had to fit a separate projectile and bagged powder charges into one shotgun shell, which was a bitch and a half - the bagged charges are too narrow and too long to all fit in a stack, so I had to spread them out around the center a bit and add filler to keep them there. Then I had to cut down the shot cups as much as possible; no stem, just the wadding. Then I had to surround all of THAT with 3D printed sabots - that took a few fucking hours to work out, right there." He shakes his head, muttering something about insulated gloves and crossed wires. "And that was all to get Yamato's ammo to fit-"

Your attention snaps to Yamato, who titters guiltily, but stands her ground. "My guns couldn't really be re-lined, so... they just built spare barrels entire. It was cheaper that way."

"Which means I had to fabricate my own breech-block," Hate grouses. "Not that it matters, anyway - a welsh screw or whatever wouldn't work with these custom sabots. Anyfuck, I based this on a Rhino arms AR-10 shotgun mod, so once I got her ammo into shells the rest was just getting the barrel on the gun."

"For a few hours all I could hear was screams, swearing and..." Yamato's voice trails off. "He got kind of hoarse at the end, but I think he was screaming 'headspacing'."

"Yeah," Hate grumps. "Maybe. Just possibly. But get this - it fucking *works.*"

You suck in a deep breath and let it out very slowly, turning the gun and its implications over and over in your hand. "This... this is some pretty nice work," you admit. "I thought you just ordered custom uppers and played 'will it launch' with a shotgun press."

"Yeah, well, you're an officer," Hate says charitably. "You're even housetrained. Don't be too hard on yourself."

>>42748821
Go fuck yourself. You seem like you need it.

I seriously doubt anybody will get "canned" over this. The reasoning that put Settle and Hate herre says that it's counterproductive to remove them for anything but the most blatant incompetence, since there's no yardstick to measure competence by in the first place, and also the person who replaces him is just as likely to bite it.

>>42748748

I guess that's what I mean, a shell is meant to be heavy as fuck for Kinetic Energy is love.

maybe with Arizona bleeding out, she kept losing her mojo or somethign, I don't know.

I'm just assuming that as her strength weakens, her ability to manifest goes with it, so she in thoery(practice) gets lighter and lighter.

I don't think abyssmals and shipgirls have to change from proximity, but again the whole "I wanna be big" *Poof* 300 meter long thingy of metal and death.

>>42748821
>Being an Applecuck

You deserved this.

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You turn the gun and its implications over and over in your hands, weighing the implications. You take a deep breath and prepare for the plunge - you wish you could put off this conversation, but you can't.
“I'm glad you managed this, Hate - this is a proof-of-concept for a shitload of ideas they've been kicking around but were too afraid to try. With abyssals on Iwo-” you pinch the bridge of your nose and sigh - you don't have to say any more than that. People are going to panic - they might be panicking already. Abyssals on land has been the darkest unspoken dread since the war began. You meet his eyes and try to find some firmness to project your message. “But unless you can get fifteen-inch belt armor into a plate carrier, going head-to-head with those things is suicide. And I *need* you, Hate, more than you know-”

>>42748821
>I honestly never got the namefag bullshit and probably never will
Hey Newfag.

LURK MORE
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You and Hate both glance sidelong at Yamato, who's are mooning at you like she's watching the confession scene in a rom-com. She twirls away, hiding beneath her padoga-styled parasol as Kitakami scans a confused look over all of you, aware that something's going on, but not quite parsing it.

“I knew you'd say that,” Hate cuts you off. “Knew it was coming. So here's the deal. You need to be at least This Tall to get your testicles back around here, right? No 18 inchers, no belt armor, no service? Well I'm sans belt, but SHE isn't.” He jerks his thumb over his shoulder at Yamato. “She traded me the gun for a promise - get her into the fight. And I keep my promises.”

You squint at him. “What are you driving at, Hate?”

“Kiss Goto's ass. Call our Holy Nation. Work your Annapolis asshole network. Do your... your officer thing,” he says, waving at you like he's wafting a Jedi Mind Trick your way. “And I'll go back to being a good little dogsitter bitch.”

You squint. “And if I don't?”

>>42748821
leave

>>42748821


Dude, seriously. Stop. Posting. Take out the 'FNG' in the name field so we can go back to not caring.

Better yet, just stick to SB.

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“I'll get a transfer,” he promises you. “I've got a few friends of my own, and the Corps *always* has a bone to pick with the Navy department. I'll get out of here with my new toy - I'll just build another gun if you confiscate that one - and when a US Marine holding a scavenged IJN shipgirl rifle shows up-”

You grimace, the headlines flashing through your head - AMERICAN DEVILS BUTCHER FLOWER OF IJN PRIDE TO BUILD COWBOY BABYKILLER SALTRIFFLES.

“-way you get to pick the time and place to expose her,” Hate is finishing. “It's worth it, skipper.”

[ ] ... after the Bonin Islands, it's just asinine to keep a battlewagon like her in the dugout. She's slow, but so's Arizona - they could work pretty well together. Those are the operational facts, the politicians be damned. You're going to be my go-to bitch for dealing with those assholes though, and any other mess this occasions, you understand?

[ ] Are you fucking blackmailing me, Lieutenant? Are you out of your tiny goddamned jar-shaped mind? You're in no fucking position to pull that shit, not after what your damn dogs did. We'll see what tune you're singing after you set THEM straight.

[ ] That's politically unfuckingpossible right now. Goto would scream me out of his office, assuming he didn't skin me on the fucking spot. But you're starting to remind me of your fucking dogs; going stir-crazy and biting people they ought fucking not. You want action? Fine, I can do that. It's about time I got some operational use out of you... and your little dogs, too...

>>42748728
Not that anion, but the thing is that taking the more serious route doesn't actually mean anything since we're stuck basically on planefag's whims. Like at the doughnut shop. We spent two votes trying to disentangle ourselves from Shoukaku and interact with Shigure, but he decided that those votes didn't matter while the one directly preceding them did.

On the Hate thing: we didn't talk to hate for 48 hours in game time. Think back to the last time you and a friend had a big argument. It probably took a lot longer than that for you both to get over your shit and hug it out. And then it apparently came down in irc that Settle is categorically wrong and ignoring what appeared to be Hate's childish attempt to annoy us led to all our bad options and misery.

It's kind of disappointing.

>>42748925
>[ ] ... after the Bonin Islands, it's just asinine to keep a battlewagon like her in the dugout. She's slow, but so's Arizona - they could work pretty well together. Those are the operational facts, the politicians be damned. You're going to be my go-to bitch for dealing with those assholes though, and any other mess this occasions, you understand?

>>42748907
FUCK

>>42748925
>[ ] Are you fucking blackmailing me, Lieutenant? Are you out of your tiny goddamned jar-shaped mind? You're in no fucking position to pull that shit, not after what your damn dogs did. We'll see what tune you're singing after you set THEM straight.

No. Just no.

>>42748821
You don't need to be identified in the thread.

That's it. That's the extent of the namefagging thing.

>>42748925
>[ ] ... after the Bonin Islands, it's just asinine to keep a battlewagon like her in the dugout. She's slow, but so's Arizona - they could work pretty well together. Those are the operational facts, the politicians be damned. You're going to be my go-to bitch for dealing with those assholes though, and any other mess this occasions, you understand?

>>42748925
[X] ... after the Bonin Islands, it's just asinine to keep a battlewagon like her in the dugout. She's slow, but so's Arizona - they could work pretty well together. Those are the operational facts, the politicians be damned. You're going to be my go-to bitch for dealing with those assholes though, and any other mess this occasions, you understand?

Yamato is gud at facemurder and we need battleships FUCK THE POLICE

>>42748925
>[ ] Are you fucking blackmailing me, Lieutenant? Are you out of your tiny goddamned jar-shaped mind? You're in no fucking position to pull that shit, not after what your damn dogs did. We'll see what tune you're singing after you set THEM straight.

I'd like to give a shoutout to the posters from SB who know how to NOT be insufferable faggots despite being autism-forum-goers

>>42748876
Basically. We've been getting results, and the fires haven't boiled over into something they need to handle... yet.

>>42748925
>That's a talk we need to have with Goto- there's no fucking way I'd undercut him with something like that. In the meantime though, your fucking dogs....

>>42748925
>[X] ... after the Bonin Islands, it's just asinine to keep a battlewagon like her in the dugout. She's slow, but so's Arizona - they could work pretty well together. Those are the operational facts, the politicians be damned. You're going to be my go-to bitch for dealing with those assholes though, and any other mess this occasions, you understand?

Dreams

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DOUBLE DS OF JUSTICE!

>>42748925
>[ ] ... after the Bonin Islands, it's just asinine to keep a battlewagon like her in the dugout. She's slow, but so's Arizona - they could work pretty well together. Those are the operational facts, the politicians be damned. You're going to be my go-to bitch for dealing with those assholes though, and any other mess this occasions, you understand?

>>42748925
>[ ] ... after the Bonin Islands, it's just asinine to keep a battlewagon like her in the dugout. She's slow, but so's Arizona - they could work pretty well together. Those are the operational facts, the politicians be damned. You're going to be my go-to bitch for dealing with those assholes though, and any other mess this occasions, you understand?

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>>42748925
>[x] ... after the Bonin Islands, it's just asinine to keep a battlewagon like her in the dugout. She's slow, but so's Arizona - they could work pretty well together. Those are the operational facts, the politicians be damned. You're going to be my go-to bitch for dealing with those assholes though, and any other mess this occasions, you understand?

>>42748925
>[ ] ... after the Bonin Islands, it's just asinine to keep a battlewagon like her in the dugout. She's slow, but so's Arizona - they could work pretty well together. Those are the operational facts, the politicians be damned. You're going to be my go-to bitch for dealing with those assholes though, and any other mess this occasions, you understand?

>>42748925
>[ ] ... after the Bonin Islands, it's just asinine to keep a battlewagon like her in the dugout. She's slow, but so's Arizona - they could work pretty well together. Those are the operational facts, the politicians be damned. You're going to be my go-to bitch for dealing with those assholes though, and any other mess this occasions, you understand?

>[ ] Are you fucking blackmailing me, Lieutenant? Are you out of your tiny goddamned jar-shaped mind? You're in no fucking position to pull that shit, not after what your damn dogs did. We'll see what tune you're singing after you set THEM straight.

>>42748821
Did you start posting when you joined Spacebattles and Sufficient Velocity? No? Then fuck off and learn the community before posting here.

>>42748925
[ ] ... after the Bonin Islands, it's just asinine to keep a battlewagon like her in the dugout. She's slow, but so's Arizona - they could work pretty well together. Those are the operational facts, the politicians be damned. You're going to be my go-to bitch for dealing with those assholes though, and any other mess this occasions, you understand?

>>42748925
>[ ] That's politically unfuckingpossible right now. Goto would scream me out of his office, assuming he didn't skin me on the fucking spot. But you're starting to remind me of your fucking dogs; going stir-crazy and biting people they ought fucking not. You want action? Fine, I can do that. It's about time I got some operational use out of you... and your little dogs, too...

>[ ] ... after the Bonin Islands, it's just asinine to keep a battlewagon like her in the dugout. She's slow, but so's Arizona - they could work pretty well together. Those are the operational facts, the politicians be damned. You're going to be my go-to bitch for dealing with those assholes though, and any other mess this occasions, you understand?

All hands on deck.

Also isn't Yamato like a good 7 knots faster than Arizona?

>>42748925
>[X] ... after the Bonin Islands, it's just asinine to keep a battlewagon like her in the dugout. She's slow, but so's Arizona - they could work pretty well together. Those are the operational facts, the politicians be damned. You're going to be my go-to bitch for dealing with those assholes though, and any other mess this occasions, you understand?
Fucker can keep his OWN promises. Prick.

>>42748925
>[ ] That's politically unfuckingpossible right now. Goto would scream me out of his office, assuming he didn't skin me on the fucking spot. But you're starting to remind me of your fucking dogs; going stir-crazy and biting people they ought fucking not. You want action? Fine, I can do that. It's about time I got some operational use out of you... and your little dogs, too...
Wait. Waitwaitwait. Hate is trying to fucking blackmail us for something that we, literally, have absolutely no influence over whatsoever?

Fuck him. I thought he was redeemable, but no. This if fucking stupid of him beyond any other notion.

>>42748925
>[X] ... after the Bonin Islands, it's just asinine to keep a battlewagon like her in the dugout. She's slow, but so's Arizona - they could work pretty well together. Those are the operational facts, the politicians be damned. You're going to be my go-to bitch for dealing with those assholes though, and any other mess this occasions, you understand?

The Abyssals are escalating their efforts. So should we.

>>42748925
>[x] ... after the Bonin Islands, it's just asinine to keep a battlewagon like her in the dugout. She's slow, but so's Arizona - they could work pretty well together. Those are the operational facts, the politicians be damned. You're going to be my go-to bitch for dealing with those assholes though, and any other mess this occasions, you understand?

It's simple, we use the corgi's on the Nationalist shitbags and everyone wins.

>>42748927
>Not that anion, but the thing is that taking the more serious route doesn't actually mean anything since we're stuck basically on planefag's whims.

Anon voted to abide (i.e. not get involved with Shigure) at the end of the prior sessions thread, so I abides by that vote. I didn't just throw it into thin air. But I did have to write the following events naturally and give anon things to vote on to influence events this way or that. But the decision to stand off and observe a bit had already been made.

>And then it apparently came down in irc that Settle is categorically wrong and ignoring what appeared to be Hate's childish attempt to annoy us led to all our bad options and misery.

What the fuck are you babbling about? Is that you again, Fish? Only you're this good at stirring up shit. Shut the fuck up.

>>42748925
>[ ] ... after the Bonin Islands, it's just asinine to keep a battlewagon like her in the dugout. She's slow, but so's Arizona - they could work pretty well together. Those are the operational facts, the politicians be damned. You're going to be my go-to bitch for dealing with those assholes though, and any other mess this occasions, you understand?

>[X] ... after the Bonin Islands, it's just asinine to keep a battlewagon like her in the dugout. She's slow, but so's Arizona - they could work pretty well together. Those are the operational facts, the politicians be damned. You're going to be my go-to bitch for dealing with those assholes though, and any other mess this occasions, you understand?

>>42748925
>[X] Are you fucking blackmailing me, Lieutenant? Are you out of your tiny goddamned jar-shaped mind? You're in no fucking position to pull that shit, not after what your damn dogs did. We'll see what tune you're singing after you set THEM straight.
Meanwhile, everybody else rolls over and does whatever Hate asks of them...

>>42748925
>[x] That's politically unfuckingpossible right now. Goto would scream me out of his office, assuming he didn't skin me on the fucking spot. But you're starting to remind me of your fucking dogs; going stir-crazy and biting people they ought fucking not. You want action? Fine, I can do that. It's about time I got some operational use out of you... and your little dogs, too...

[ ] That's politically unfuckingpossible right now. Goto would scream me out of his office, assuming he didn't skin me on the fucking spot. But you're starting to remind me of your fucking dogs; going stir-crazy and biting people they ought fucking not. You want action? Fine, I can do that. It's about time I got some operational use out of you... and your little dogs, too...

I wouldn't call Yamato "slow" at least by battleship standards. At 27 knots, she's much faster than Arizona.

>>42748925
>[ ] ... after the Bonin Islands, it's just asinine to keep a battlewagon like her in the dugout. She's slow, but so's Arizona - they could work pretty well together. Those are the operational facts, the politicians be damned. You're going to be my go-to bitch for dealing with those assholes though, and any other mess this occasions, you understand?

>>42748925
>[ ] ... after the Bonin Islands, it's just asinine to keep a battlewagon like her in the dugout. She's slow, but so's Arizona - they could work pretty well together. Those are the operational facts, the politicians be damned. You're going to be my go-to bitch for dealing with those assholes though, and any other mess this occasions, you understand?

>>42748925
>[ ] ... after the Bonin Islands, it's just asinine to keep a battlewagon like her in the dugout. She's slow, but so's Arizona - they could work pretty well together. Those are the operational facts, the politicians be damned. You're going to be my go-to bitch for dealing with those assholes though, and any other mess this occasions, you understand?

"But don't you ever try to blackmail me Lieutenant."

[ ] Are you fucking blackmailing me, Lieutenant? Are you out of your tiny goddamned jar-shaped mind? You're in no fucking position to pull that shit, not after what your damn dogs did. We'll see what tune you're singing after you set THEM straight.

That's it.

I'm fucking pissed were getting blackmailed. But we need to get shit moving now.
>[x] ... after the Bonin Islands, it's just asinine to keep a battlewagon like her in the dugout. She's slow, but so's Arizona - they could work pretty well together. Those are the operational facts, the politicians be damned. You're going to be my go-to bitch for dealing with those assholes though, and any other mess this occasions, you understand?

....and Hate continues to piss me off with his fuckshitdumb jarheaded faggetry so....
[X] Are you fucking blackmailing me, Lieutenant? Are you out of your tiny goddamned jar-shaped mind? You're in no fucking position to pull that shit, not after what your damn dogs did. We'll see what tune you're singing after you set THEM straight.

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... after the Bonin Islands, it's just asinine to keep a battlewagon like her in the dugout. She's slow, but so's Arizona - they could work pretty well together. Those are the operational facts, the politicians be damned.

PLUS

But you're starting to remind me of your fucking dogs; going stir-crazy and biting people they ought fucking not. You want action? Fine, I can do that. It's about time I got some operational use out of you... and your little dogs, too...

AND FINISH WITH

That's politically unfuckingpossible right now. Goto would scream me out of his office, assuming he didn't skin me on the fucking spot.......SO GUESS WHO GET'S TO PROPOSE THIS FUN LITTLE SHITSHOW!?!?!?

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>>42748925
>[ ] ... after the Bonin Islands, it's just asinine to keep a battlewagon like her in the dugout. She's slow, but so's Arizona - they could work pretty well together. Those are the operational facts, the politicians be damned. You're going to be my go-to bitch for dealing with those assholes though, and any other mess this occasions, you understand?

>>42748925
>[ ] ... after the Bonin Islands, it's just asinine to keep a battlewagon like her in the dugout. She's slow, but so's Arizona - they could work pretty well together. Those are the operational facts, the politicians be damned. You're going to be my go-to bitch for dealing with those assholes though, and any other mess this occasions, you understand?

>>42748925
>[ ] Are you fucking blackmailing me, Lieutenant? Are you out of your tiny goddamned jar-shaped mind? You're in no fucking position to pull that shit, not after what your damn dogs did. We'll see what tune you're singing after you set THEM straight.

Problem is we need carrier task forces. Battleships are cool but we really need carriers.

We all know how well Nagato or Yamato or the brown girl did against carriers. Even escort carriers.

>>42748925
>[ ] ... after the Bonin Islands, it's just asinine to keep a battlewagon like her in the dugout. She's slow, but so's Arizona - they could work pretty well together. Those are the operational facts, the politicians be damned. You're going to be my go-to bitch for dealing with those assholes though, and any other mess this occasions, you understand?

Any way we could pull some political bullshit and disguise her as a SoDak or some other BB? Its not like anyone knows what she looks like in quest yet.

>>42748925


>[X] Are you fucking blackmailing me, Lieutenant? Are you out of your tiny goddamned jar-shaped mind? You're in no fucking position to pull that shit, not after what your damn dogs did. We'll see what tune you're singing after you set THEM straight.

Fuck Hate's promises, he's been going behind the Admiral's back for waaaaay to long. He needs a wake-up call.

>>42748925
>[ ] That's politically unfuckingpossible right now. Goto would scream me out of his office, assuming he didn't skin me on the fucking spot. But you're starting to remind me of your fucking dogs; going stir-crazy and biting people they ought fucking not. You want action? Fine, I can do that. It's about time I got some operational use out of you... and your little dogs, too...

Although I feel this is something that needs to be discussed with Goto. Yamato herself also need to stand up and speak for herself for this to pass in any way shape or form.

>>42748925
>You know what, screw it. Can we get the Raiders on the line? USSOCOM? Put her in a unit with plausible deniability?

>>42748925
>turn to Yamato
"You sure you want to lash yourself to a sinking ship? Because after what his dogs just pulled, his ship isn't just sinking, it's burning too."

>>42749027
Seconding this...with aiming said canon at his crotch.

>>42748925
Whichever vote wins, I want Goto in on the loop for anything decided with regards to Yamato.

>>42748925
>[ ] ... after the Bonin Islands, it's just asinine to keep a battlewagon like her in the dugout. She's slow, but so's Arizona - they could work pretty well together. Those are the operational facts, the politicians be damned. You're going to be my go-to bitch for dealing with those assholes though, and any other mess this occasions, you understand?

Some battleships would be good against the runways in Iwo.

I'm worried about what the Abyssal remnants have been doing though.

>>42748925
>[ ] Are you fucking blackmailing me, Lieutenant? Are you out of your tiny goddamned jar-shaped mind? You're in no fucking position to pull that shit, not after what your damn dogs did. We'll see what tune you're singing after you set THEM straight.

>>42749044
Yeah well, that was mostly because Japanese Naval Doctrine in WWII was complete shit.

>[ ] That's politically unfuckingpossible right now. Goto would scream me out of his office, assuming he didn't skin me on the fucking spot. But you're starting to remind me of your fucking dogs; going stir-crazy and biting people they ought fucking not. You want action? Fine, I can do that. It's about time I got some operational use out of you... and your little dogs, too...

>>42749019

acceleration and change sin velocity are the "slowness"

It takes alot to get a fat man running, but when he do, and when he do it long enough, boy does that fat fuck run.

You know... take his idea, but shove him to a fucking court martial. In the past 48 hours, he's pretty much violated a good chunk of the Uniform Code of Military Justice.

We were going to try to get Yamato for the Iwo Jima landings anyway, but I'm really finding it hard to stomach Hate.

He's blackmailing us for something that we would have done anyway if we had been asked, constantly gets on our case for protecting ships that are war assets and simply more valuable than a given human life, and he completely ignores his own mistakes.

And now we have let him get his smugness on and ignore everything he's done wrong, but in fact reward him for it, so he looks good in front of his girlfriend.

>>42748925
>[ ] ... after the Bonin Islands, it's just asinine to keep a battlewagon like her in the dugout. She's slow, but so's Arizona - they could work pretty well together. Those are the operational facts, the politicians be damned. You're going to be my go-to bitch for dealing with those assholes though, and any other mess this occasions, you understand?

Followed by:

>and now that I've made you the happiest Marine in history, let's talk about your going damn dogs lieutenant. Were you aware that the United States Navy vessels under your care just mained a Japense destroyer, or were you too busy removing parts of the pride of the Inperial Japanese Navy?

>>42748925
>[ ] ... after the Bonin Islands, it's just asinine to keep a battlewagon like her in the dugout. She's slow, but so's Arizona - they could work pretty well together. Those are the operational facts, the politicians be damned. You're going to be my go-to bitch for dealing with those assholes though, and any other mess this occasions, you understand?

ARIZONA x YAMATO

ITS LIKE BATTLETOADS VS DOUBLE DRAGON, EXCEPT HOTTER AND WITH MORE EXPLOSIONS

>>42749086
Please please find the passages of the UCMJ he violated and post them.

We'll be waiting.

>>42748921
You assume we want him. You shouldn't do that.

Yamato, join the French Foreign Legion!

[x] ... after the Bonin Islands, it's just asinine to keep a battlewagon like her in the dugout. She's slow, but so's Arizona - they could work pretty well together. Those are the operational facts, the politicians be damned. You're going to be my go-to bitch for dealing with those assholes though, and any other mess this occasions, you understand?

[x] Now I'm happy we had this talk, but while you've been out here feeling up your raifu the fan has been literally buried in shit. We need to un-bury it posthaste, and hopefully avoid any regrettable suicides while we're doing it.

>>42748925
>[ ] Are you fucking blackmailing me, Lieutenant? Are you out of your tiny goddamned jar-shaped mind? You're in no fucking position to pull that shit, not after what your damn dogs did. We'll see what tune you're singing after you set THEM straight.


....WTF guys? We came here about the fucking dogs.

>>42748925
>[x] Are you fucking blackmailing me, Lieutenant? Are you out of your tiny goddamned jar-shaped mind? You're in no fucking position to pull that shit, not after what your damn dogs did. We'll see what tune you're singing after you set THEM straight. Assuming command doesn't dump you in a stockade first.

I'm done with Hate this is beyond unbelivable. He's fucked up so much to make this stupid gun it's not even funny and now he blackmail's us into putting his shitty weapon into action? Against Abyssal's that can hit a warship ranges vs a gun that you can't hit the broadside of a battle ship with from 1km away??? No this is beyond forgiveness.

You send in ground troops they will get slaughterd and this shitty weapon won't do dick even if it can hit a 1km target because Abyssal have longer range and they can take hit's while our troops can't.

We approve this gun and we are responcible for every soldier who dies because he didn't have 15inches of armor when he picked a fight with an Abyssal.

This is

Planefag, you know that Yamato is close to 7 knots quicker than Arizona, right?

That speed difference alone is what kept standards from being used with the 28 knot North Carolinas and SoDaks

>>42748925
[ ] Are you fucking blackmailing me, Lieutenant? Are you out of your tiny goddamned jar-shaped mind? You're in no fucking position to pull that shit, not after what your damn dogs did. We'll see what tune you're singing after you set THEM straight.

>>42749088
If you thought the average poster in a planefag thread is anything but a slut for happenings, you must've been reading the wrong threads.

>>42748925
Of course, Yamato would be a huge resource drainer but still, imagine just how strong she would be with the mumbo jumbo effect or whatever the name is that keeps them (and the abyssals) up to date.
>[ ] ... after the Bonin Islands, it's just asinine to keep a battlewagon like her in the dugout. She's slow, but so's Arizona - they could work pretty well together. Those are the operational facts, the politicians be damned. You're going to be my go-to bitch for dealing with those assholes though, and any other mess this occasions, you understand?
Also AT LEAST MAKE HIM DEAL WITH THE CORGIS

>>42748925
>[ ] ... after the Bonin Islands, it's just asinine to keep a battlewagon like her in the dugout. She's slow, but so's Arizona - they could work pretty well together. Those are the operational facts, the politicians be damned. You're going to be my go-to bitch for dealing with those assholes though, and any other mess this occasions, you understand?

This sounds like the best compromise. Hate is an officer but he hates being an officer, so making him do officer stuff by managing the furor that is bound to break out when Yamato sorties is the best way to punish him productively. He will HAVE to do a good job as an officer because he owes Yamato that promise.

>>42749048
In theory, we could. In practice, I don't know how well passing her off as Oklahoma would fly.
And it would have to be Oklahoma, or else the nerds would want to get a look at the first sloopslut to come back that wasn't sunk in battle.

>>42748925
>[x] ... after the Bonin Islands, it's just asinine to keep a battlewagon like her in the dugout. She's slow, but so's Arizona - they could work pretty well together. Those are the operational facts, the politicians be damned. You're going to be my go-to bitch for dealing with those assholes though, and any other mess this occasions, you understand?

>But right now, we need to talk about those dogs.


I don't know just what our options may be for keeping the nationalist camp in line, but I'm sure if we find the right strings to pull (and we gotta have at least a few connections to start with, given Naka's idol job) we can get a suitable media propaganda campaign going to keep shit sane. And if the media in Japan is anything like the US media, they shouldn't be too hard to convince to lend their aid to that cause.

>>42748925
>[X] ... after the Bonin Islands, it's just asinine to keep a battlewagon like her in the dugout. She's slow, but so's Arizona - they could work pretty well together. Those are the operational facts, the politicians be damned.

Scratch that last part. The Admiral's job is politics. Hell, this is way out of his paygrade in more ways then one, so fuck that.

>"Hate. The dogs are loose, and they've been bitey. You got promoted, assemble a bunch of dogs to handle the dogs and then work on training them to work with the girls."

Iku-tan here! Everyone here is riled up in the bad way so let's let me fix that! <3 Check out my new swimsuit!
https://youtu.be/aQnRdpVgpxY?t=72

It's like you guys think yelling at hate and being admiral asshat is going to get anything good to happen.

>>42748925
>>42749067
And whichever vote wins include the fucking dogs, that's what we came here for

>>42749137

Yamato turns and accelerates slower than Arizona,
She's fast on the endurance run, but not in anything else

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>>42748925
>[x] That's politically unfuckingpossible right now. Goto would scream me out of his office, assuming he didn't skin me on the fucking spot. But you're starting to remind me of your fucking dogs; going stir-crazy and biting people they ought fucking not. You want action? Fine, I can do that. It's about time I got some operational use out of you... and your little dogs, too...
dammit i want yamato to bloom on the battlefield but it's so obviously the 'plunge japan into fascist civil war' option

So we forgive Hate for making a new fancy gun.

I'm sorry, I need to back away. I can't look at the results.

>>42748957

This. I know it's bizarre coming from a traditional forum with individual registered accounts (it was for me, too) but an imageboard defaults to complete anonymity. The name/trip feature is only pseudoregistration and intended for threads where posters have a good reason to identify themselves, to separate themselves from people who might impersonate them for giggles or whatever. If you're identifying yourself for no reason it's considered attention-whoring - drawing attention to yourself as a unique personality/poster on a site which operates on the basis of default anonymity.

That's one reason for the "Fag" acronym - if you use a tripcode you're a gigantic faggot, so you best acknowledge that. The second reason is that when the site became popular and 13 year old retards invaded /b/ and destroyed it forever they called everyone "fag" because they were 13 year old retards. Anonymous took offense to that, for on 4chan everyone is equal. If anyone's a faggot, then they're ALL faggots.

Hence the "fag" suffix - it is a lowest common denominator. As one of my friends put it, when you see the term "gayfag" being used unironically you know a paradigm shift has occurred. Hence my annoyance with SV/SB bitching about my username - it's born of a culture of egalitarianism, a culture that believes your name, identity, skin color, creed and/or waifu have no bearing on the quality of your posts or the worth of your arguments. 4chan might seem like the wild west to you now, but you'll soon look back at the constant fucking cliques, cults and circle-jerks on every forum you've ever known with a deep and bitter disdain.

Welcome to 4chan, btw.

>>42749004
>Anon voted to abide (i.e. not get involved with Shigure) at the end of the prior sessions thread, so I abides by that vote.

A point of grammar:

"Observe" and "abide" are not synonyms. Observing means that the players wanted more information before getting involved. After getting that information, they tried to get involved and you decided that "that" decision meant nothing.

>>42748925
>[X] That's politically unfuckingpossible right now. Goto would scream me out of his office, assuming he didn't skin me on the fucking spot. But you're starting to remind me of your fucking dogs; going stir-crazy and biting people they ought fucking not. You want action? Fine, I can do that. It's about time I got some operational use out of you... and your little dogs, too...

>[ ] ... after the Bonin Islands, it's just asinine to keep a battlewagon like her in the dugout. She's slow, but so's Arizona - they could work pretty well together. Those are the operational facts, the politicians be damned. You're going to be my go-to bitch for dealing with those assholes though, and any other mess this occasions, you understand?

This way, we get a big fucking battleship, proof-of-concept for whatever the fuck we're gonna call Marines with big fucking guns, and score some political !!FUN!! to ensure anon will forever be salty. No possible way to loose

>>42749172

Ma'am, y'know what your problem is?

*ssssip*

You try too damn hard. Makes you come off as a tramp- boys like a bit of a chase. The thrill of conquest.

You slutting it up cheats 'em out of it.

>>42748998

If she wants to guzzle fuel like a greek at a wedding, sure.

>>42749044
Speaking of which… Where the hell are the Abyssals getting carriers? It's not like there were that many of those things around – and certainly not very many of them that were lost/scrapped prior to World War II. There are a hell of a lot more battleships on the bottom than carriers ... I for one do not look forward to running into the entire Russian Baltic Fleet the died in ignominy at Tsushima without some more battleships of our own.

Crap, I'm very late, aren't i?

>>42749157
Compromise? We turn a blind eye to him letting the PT's run wild then a blind eye to him LITERALLY BLACKMAILING US! For what? Him sending his friends in the USMC a false hope that will get them killed? A weapon that won't be able to hit the broad side of the ocean at the ranges Abyssal's fight at?

Wow just wow.

>>42749184
>Buh My new fancy gun, and being catcher for Hate's dick.

Seriously I like the gun but he's been neglecting the dogs.

>>42748925
>>42749090
This.