>>42765137
Time to show Garchomp who the real King is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMf7WyKwHbw

>>42765137
There was an 'n' that shouldn't be there at the end of your twitter link, OP.

the link in your twitter is broken

>>42765137
Yeah the Twitter link doesn't work.

Gobble is live?

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>>42765181
>>42765182
>>42765199

Alright, this link works.

>>42765234
Getting your apologybutts in earlier and earlier, huh. Soon the OP image will be an apologybutt.

>>42765234
Much obliged

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A few bird Pokemon watch from tall branches surrounding the clearing. Your opponent, Garchomp, seems to be a bit of a celebrity around here.

A few small Gible approach Garchomp from behind. Hen fiercely hisses at them and they run back to the bush in a fearful hurry. The other Gabite and the few Garchomp also back away a little.

You feel another drop of blood run down your face. Your opponent’s nostrils flare at the scent.

Aria keeps herself firmly between you and Garchomp.

A Mankey screams from behind. A few plant and other types of Pokemon encroach for a good view, but nobody dares get too close.

Garchomp growls lowly. It raises its arm and pitch, working the crowd. They responded in an eerie chant and stop.

Aria lowers her fighting stance just a little. She’s fighting the urge to do something flashy before the fight too.

>Attack now and humiliate him in front of the crowd
>Give Aria the go-ahead to show off a bit. Keep your eye on any sudden movements from Garchomp.
>Work the crowd yourself. Aria needs to learn to keep some discipline in a match
>Do a routine with Aria.
>Wait for the crowd to quiet down and until Garchomp is ready, then fight
>Something else

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>>42765284
>eerie chant and stomp

[Yeesh.]

>>42765284
>Give Aria the go-ahead to show off a bit. Keep your eye on any sudden movements from Garchomp.

>>42765284
>>Give Aria the go-ahead to show off a bit. Keep your eye on any sudden movements from Garchomp.

>>42765284
>Give Aria the go-ahead to show off a bit. Keep your eye on any sudden movements from Garchomp.

>>42765284
>Do a routine with Aria.

>>42765335
You could have just told us if you wanted a buttposting thread Gobble! Even if that's a front-butt.

>>42765284
>Do a routine with Aria.

>>42765284
>Give Aria the go-ahead to show off a bit. Keep your eye on any sudden movements from Garchomp.

>>42765284
>Do a routine with Aria.

>>42765368
>>42765400
>>42765512
Garchomp will take a cheap shot, we need to have someone watching him.

>>42765284
>Give Aria the go-ahead to show off a bit. Keep your eye on any sudden movements from Garchomp

>>42765284
>Give Aria the go-ahead to show off a bit. Keep your eye on any sudden movements from Garchomp.

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>>42765284
>Give Aria the go-ahead to show off a bit. Keep your eye on any sudden movements from Garchomp.
Unrelated, but it turns out Nuzlocke isn't dead all of a sudden

>>42765646
Yeah he's been back for about a month now
He finally finished Muh Phoenix and is back on Hard Mode

>>42765284
>Do a routine with Aria.

So anyone know what happened to APoHQ? I didn't follow Profs other quest and apparently he went on break or something?

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Aria’s eyes glance back at you. You give her a nod.

She lowers her guard and opens her mouth. A melodious tune rings through the the air. The Pokemon watching let their chant die off and listen closely.

Aria twirls at the attention. Just as she turns away from Garchomp though, he rushes at her.

You have half a second to react. He’s fast. Really fast. The only reason you even get this chance is because you were keeping a close eye on him for Aria’s sake. Her attention isn’t on you and she’s singing loudly.

>Try to hit Garchomp with a Pokeball
>Try to push her out of the way (medium difficulty)
>Try to intercept Garchomp with your fist (Hard, but totally badass)
>Retrieve Aria with her Pokeball (Easy, but might be seen as a wuss move)
>Catch Garchomp’s eye and stare him down or distract him. He’s hesitated before because of that.
>Something else

>>42765829
I miss Ceru.

She was awesome. And adorable.

>>42765888
>>Try to intercept Garchomp with your fist (Hard, but totally badass)

>>42765888
>>Catch Garchomp’s eye and stare him down or distract him. He’s hesitated before because of that.
oh hell no. Assert dominance.

>>42765888
>Try to intercept Garchomp with your fist (Hard, but totally badass)
Badass you say?

>>42765888
>>Try to intercept Garchomp with your fist (Hard, but totally badass)
>>Catch Garchomp’s eye and stare him down or distract him. He’s hesitated before because of that.
combine these but no fist. Just jump in front of him and stare right into his eyes.

>>42765888
>>42765933
I'll second.

>>42765888
>Try to intercept Garchomp with your fist (Hard, but totally badass)
You can't include a choice like this, Gobble. We can't choose any other option.

>>42765888
>Try to intercept Garchomp with your fist (Hard, but totally badass)
>Catch Garchomp’s eye and stare him down or distract him. He’s hesitated before because of that.

>>42765933
>>42765888
Do dis

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>42765888
>Try to intercept Garchomp with your fist (Hard, but totally badass)
>>42765912
We are asserting dominance.

>>42765888
>Catch Garchomp’s eye and stare him down or distract him. He’s hesitated before because of that.

>>42765888
>Catch Garchomp’s eye and stare him down or distract him. He’s hesitated before because of that.

He's already afraid of us

>>42765933
Seconding.

>>42765933
>>42765888
second

I haven't read the quest since the island with the princesses but by god you sons of bitches better get your hands on one of the garchomp family.

>>42766062
Maybe...I mean, if he shows he's not a beta bitch, I guess.

>>42766062
Fuck that, Dick has a Garchomp already. We don't need another one to beat his ass. We're alright with the team we have.

>>42766102
>>42766110
I dont care if its a garchomp of a gible but you fuckers need to catch one.

>>42766110
Nah we're gonna catch this guy. We may not use him in the Tourny, but he'll be s surprise pick for the Elite 4.

>>42766062
I love Garchomp, but I'm against this. We already have 10 pokemon, 3+ have the potential for mega evolution. Plus we already have 2 dragons, a pseudo dragon, and a legendary. Is a Garchomp really necessary?

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[Alrighty! Give me three 1d100 rolls]

>>42766181
Garchomps are always necessary.

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>42766190

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>42766190
Watch us fail

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>42766190

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>42766190

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>42766190
Do it

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>42766190

We got a good roll!

>>42766236
not good enough

So either Aria got hit, but not too bad, or we punched Chompy really good, but broke our hand?

>>42766236
B- is good, my mother told me so!

>>42766262
Punching supersonic land sharks is rarely a good idea.

>>42766262
I'd be okay if the worst thing we got from this was a broken hand

>>42766274
Should have done some training with Vance I suppose.

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[Rollin' for Garchomp. Dis gonna be good]

>>42766336
This quest is roll under right?

>>42766336
welp time to get a robot hand

>>42766336
Who needs two hands anyway?

>>42766336
Well, there goes our arm.
plus side, we get a nifty robo arm to go with Robin's robo eye!

>>42766336
Goddammit fucking roll offs

>>42766336
You see why you want a Garchomp guys?

>>42766336
That's not fair Goebbels!

>>42766336
So uh, we gonna lose a limb? Maybe a broken arm?

But we're still continuing the battle.

dammit i go to eat dinner and everything goes to shit

Rhetorical question, but do Potions and stuff work on humans? Just a question.

why are we picking a fight with a Garchomp when we know we can lose an eye with a single bad roll?

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>80

Your feet move before your brain does. You’re already there with a fist flying before you even realize what you’re doing.

Time slows down as your eyes catch Garchomps. You see shock all over his face. Good. You gaze him down as you drag your fist through the solid air. You know he could dodge this, but you also know this was the last thing he saw coming and so you through as much strength into it as you have.

It connects and the jungle goes quiet.

Garchomp face is pushed back just a bit. He slowly comes to realize the punch wasn't all that bad at all. His confidence grows and yours vanishes. You’re completely at his mercy. The look on his face tells you he does not understand the concept.

He spins around faster than you can really see and suddenly you're in incredible pain. You go flying back as blue and green and black flash over your vision. The pain becomes distant and secondary to the complete confusion of what just happened.

Everything goes black.

(continued. Still writing.)

>>42766728
all of that build up with the intimidation was just completely lost

>>42766711
picking a fight with any pokemon is generally a bad idea, unless your Vance.

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>>42766728
WE FUCKED UP!

>>42766728
Why the fuck would anyone use Flame Punch on a Blastoise?

Charizard can learn thunder.

>>42766728
RIP Kat, pussy-game too strong, punching-game too weak.

>>42766760
All you assholes had to do was have our Legendary Pkemon kick Garchomp's dragon ass for us, really what did y'all expect to happen punching a Garchomp?

>>42766772
Motherfucker must inject himself with nanomachines or something. No way hes natty.

>>42766728
Kats tough, she shouldn't get totally knocked out by this.

Okay so away we can turn this around we can laugh it off that we lost and use it as a lesson for Aria.

That is unless we just got killed

>>42766728
Good news, we probably still have our arm (perhaps even intact).
Bad news, we might have died.
>>42766794
I believe that's mega punch actually

WE GARCHOMP QUEST NOW
>>42766822
Nigger its a supersonic dragon land shark. Do you know the damage pokemon can cause? She is lucky if she is alive.

>>42766822
You do realize what Pokemon can actually do right?

We just punched a Motherfucking Dragon that can travel at Supersonic speeda on land and expected good things to happen from it.

>>42766728
...I chose a bad time to notice this was running.

>>42765979
>>42765910
>>42765930
>>42765970
>>42766006
Punch

>>42765912
>>42765933
>>42765964
>>42765993
>>42766008
>>42766022
>>42766025
>>42766058
Don't punch

(note while >>42765933 was ostensibly a combination, the person writing this didn't want us to try punching Garchomp, just getting in his face)

Unless that would have resulted in an even worse outcome, I'm perplexed by how this happened.

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>>42766728
Sounds and vision swirl and dance. You try to force it into cohesive sensory input, but it’s slow to come to you. You feel warm and freezing at the same time. Your head just does not want to work right.

The world comes back into focus. You see Aria floating over you. She’s yelling something in the direction of Garchomp, you think.

Your head turns to your arm. Oh. Look at that. It’s still there, but there’s some bone sticking out. Yup. That’s a lot of blood too. You wonder why it doesn't hurt.

Oh, there’s the pain.

You grit your teeth and almost fall over from your seated position. You catch yourself though. Luckily you did it instinctively with your good arm.

This isn’t good. Other Pokemon crowd around to see better. Aria looks to you and to Garchomp who is slowly walking over. She’s holding herself back from attacking him in case you need her to do something else.

A drop of blood runs down your eye. You must have other injuries. You can’t even think straight, but you have to do something.

>Get up. Start the battle with Garchomp
>Concede to Garchomp, try to walk back, and hope he’ll let you
>Get up, try to punch Garchomp with your good arm again
>Try to talk Garchomp into joining your team
>Cough up some blood and pass out
>Something else

>>42767049
Gobble is suffering

>>42767049
the don't punch options were all mixed up

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>>42766931
Case in point if I got the right webm.
Should be a charazard wrecking a large portion of a forest with one hit. And Garchomps evolve twelve levels higher than charazards.

>>42767080
Aria use Sing

>>42767080
>Get up. Start the battle with Garchomp

TOIM FA FOIGHTAN

>>42767080
>Get up. Start the battle with Garchomp

>>42767080
>Get up. Start the battle with Garchomp

>>42767104
that's a Mega Charizard though, not a regular Charizard.

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>>42767049
[Oh shit. I completely misread that as combining.

Do you guys want to redo that? That's 100% my bad.]

>>42767080
Aria use sing, when Garchomp hopefully falls asleep Aria can carry us back to the cabin

>>42767080
Play dead and hope he goes away

>>42767080
>Try to talk Garchomp into joining your team

>>42767080
>>Get up. Start the battle with Garchomp
...this is a bad idea.
But it's still probably the best chance we've got.

>>42767139
which ever you think is best Boss

either way I demand butts

>>42767139
Eh, it's over now so let's just keep going!

>>42767139
Flip for it

>>42767139
No backsies!

>>42767136
Yeah and a garchomp could probably tank that hit just fine assuming its actually a fire attack.
Pokemon is fucking crazy. Ten year olds are allowed to walk around with pockets full of doomsday weapons.

>>42767139
Do what you think is best.
>>42767167
Yes butts.

>>42767139
it's to late, you have already given us pretty devastating injuries right before the league; no takesies backsies live with the choices that have been made.

>>42767139
I vote no just keep going, I like where this is going

>>42767139
I'd say the results would still be the same
Sure we wouldn't have punched but the rolls what they were we'd have still been beat the fuck back

>>42767080
>Get up. Start the battle with Garchomp

>>42767139
Eh, while I did collect the votes, I feel like the more honest thing to do would have been for me to have done that before you started writing, and I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have bothered had we actually beaten the DC, which is kind of shitty. Maybe just a slight downgrade in the gravity of our injuries?

>>42767080
>>Something else
Keep sitting, start battle with Garchomp while ripping your clothes into makeshift bandages and checking what label on Potion says about human consumption.

>>42767139

maybe just have the injuries not be as severe as Kat thinks they might be?

>>42767220
But that wasn't the choice that was made.

>>42767080
>>Get up. Start the battle with Garchomp
also laugh
a lot

>>42767220
>no takesies backsies live with the choices that have been made.
But... the whole point of why he's offering now is that that line you just dropped isn't applicable because it isn't the result of the choices we've made. I mean I get not wanting to retcon, but your logic seems faulty.

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>>42767080
>Get up. Start the battle with Garchomp
So how pissed is Robin going to be when she sees the state we're in? Also,
>cohesive sensory input,
Since when the hell does Kat know what that means?
>>42767139
Too late, keep going!

>>42767270
>open fracture
Everything else might be minor but this once will be a bit of an issue.

>>42767220
I agree, hopefully this will be a nasty reminder of the power Pokemon truly have; fucking with fully evolved/Legendary Pokemon is dangerous shit.

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>>42767167
>>42767170
>>42767181
>>42767210
>>42767216

[Well, I could reserve one freebie as compensation the next time the dice go tits up, if that works.

Kat's arm may or may not be salvageable/have permanent damage, depending on how quickly she gets medical attention.

We could also just have Kat's arm not be that bad. To be honest, a little higher of a roll and Kat might have hurt it enough for a noticeable reaction]

>>42767302
Garchomps attack rocked her brain and made her smarter. Like when people can play piano after a car crash.

>>42767310
We don't need arms to battle. I was more thinking of downgrading the concussion/going into shock.

>>42767302
>>cohesive sensory input,
>Since when the hell does Kat know what that means?
She's dating a nerd. Had to have it rub on somehow.

>>42767329
>We could also just have Kat's arm not be that bad. To be honest, a little higher of a roll and Kat might have hurt it enough for a noticeable reaction]
I'm in favor of that one, since it seems unlikely we'll be able to get immediate medical attention.

>>42767329
I can only accept amputation of the arm.

So we can get a robot arm.

>>42767270
an open fracture will fuck your shit up, frankly we are lucky to not be going into shock

>>42767329
How about the arm is just really busted up like >>42767364
said

>>42767329

Downgrading arm from 'Fucked' to 'Hurt' would be nice...

>>42767329
>We could also just have Kat's arm not be that bad. To be honest, a little higher of a roll and Kat might have hurt it enough for a noticeable reaction]
that sounds good

>>42767364
What are you talking about, we can have Vernon drive us in his car and--
Oh yeah. On second though, >>42767364

>>42767329
>[Well, I could reserve one freebie as compensation the next time the dice go tits up, if that works.
>Kat's arm may or may not be salvageable/have permanent damage, depending on how quickly she gets medical attention.

Souunds good boss.
>Concede to Garchomp, try to walk back, and hope he’ll let you

>>42767080
>>Get up. Start the battle with Garchomp

>>42767139
whatever you think is best

>>42767329
Just make it so our arm is workable by the Tourny

>>42767329
>We could also just have Kat's arm not be that bad.
i'm okay with this

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>every interaction with Garchomp is blowing rasberries and smooching him
>get cocky and start dancing at the start of a fight then having your trainer punch him when he attacks
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
You aren't playing a Mary Sue, kiddos!

You get up and start laughing.

Everyone looks at you like you’re crazy.

Well, they’re probably not wrong.

“All that strength and for what? Don’t you have any sense of strategy?”

Garchomp cocks its head.

“I can still use Pokeballs. I can still give commands.” You rip up your shirt to make a bandage. “But now I know exactly how fast you move and how hard you hit.” You look him right in the eye and force yourself not to blink from the sting of blood in yours. “Now I know you don’t stand a chance against Aria. Come on! Let’s do this!”

Aria takes a fighting stance, emboldened by your words. Garchomp reacts with one of his own.

>Sing, drop him in his run
>Wake-up Slap. Give the crowd some noise
>Perish Song, knock em all out
>Close Combat
>Hyper Voice, blow him away
>Quick Attack, show him speed
>Psybeam
>Echoed Voice, let the crowd have it if they get close
>Psychic
>Role Play
>Round
>Confusion
>Teeter Dance
>Relic Song

[Aria is in Aria Forme. ]

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>>42767329
/tg/ really is dumb
like really really dumb
so glad you fucked them up

>>42767666
>Teeter Dance

Debuff stacking is go

>>42767634
No, we're playing Kat
[Spoiler]and Kat plays with Robin[/spoiler]

>>42767666
>Sing, drop him in his run

>>42767666
>>Hyper Voice, blow him away

>>42767666
>>Sing, drop him in his run

>>42767666
>Wake-up Slap. Give the crowd some noise

>>42767666
>>Teeter Dance

>>42767666
>>Sing, drop him in his run
Beddiebyes, sharky.

>>42767666
>Quick Attack, show him speed
>>42767706
Fucking dammit

>>42767666
>Hyper Voice, blow him away

>>42767666
>>Sing, drop him in his run

>>42767666
>>Hyper Voice, blow him away

See if your pokemon are strong enough you can afford to dick around like that.

>>42767666
>Hyper Voice, blow him away

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[Alright. 5 minute, quote only vote.]

>sing
>hyper voice

>>42767974
> sing

>>42767974
Why are her nipples not aligned? or is she missing her right nipple?

>>42767974
>sing

>>42767974
>hyper voice

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>>42768002
[watch those spaces]

>>42767974
>sing

>>42767974
>hyper voice

>>42767974
>sing

>>42767974
>sing

If we do Sing we should go with Relic Song next and get that STAB Wake-Up Slap

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>>42768014
[Not sure]

>>42767974
>sing

Off to sleep, good luck in the fight anons!

>>42767974
>sing

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Rolled 10 (1d100)

[Roll for sleep!]

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>42768234

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>42768234

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>42768234
Me gusta his fuckup

>>42768234
Look, Aria will do so well, Sing is affecting anons irl>>42768206

>>42768234
The ass was fat

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>>42768275
I am completely fine with Kat losing her arm from this shit and actions need consequences if you want people to learn to not do stupid shit like punch large, dangerous pokemon in the future.

>>42768461
hey, I voted to just stare him down

>>42768461
Are you just being dense or something? We already talked about this.

>>42768461
you
uh
you know that punching lost right
gobble miscounted

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“Sing!”

Garchomp’s arms glow purple as he rushes towards Meloetta. That’s either Dual Chop or Dragon Rush. You’re not sure how a Garchomp does it.

Either way, it doesn’t matter. Aria’s voice echoes out as she produces a majestic melody. The loud Mankey yawns drops out of his tree. A Vileplume falls over. And Garchomp slows to a halt. His eyelids come down and he lowers himself onto the ground, fast asleep.

But he won’t be asleep for long.

>Now! Hyper Voice and blow him away!
>Wake Up Slap!
>Relic Song. Transform!
>Psychic. Lay on the damage!
>Just walk away.
>Something else.

>>42768569
>Psychic. Lay on the damage!

>>42768569
>>Relic Song. Transform!

>>42768569
>>Relic Song. Transform!

>>42768569
>Relic Song. Transform!

>>42768569
>Punch him

>>42768529
And yet instead of retaconing it we are never the less still injured, but "Don't worry guys, its not as bad as it looks!" Why even leave us injured at all since it will have no future impact on us now? I think it is the wrong way to go about it, instead either retacon it so we don't do something dumb or keeping the result and getting some narrative mileage out of it.

>>42768569
>Relic Song. Transform!

>>42768569
>>Relic Song. Transform!

>>42768569
>Wake Up Slap!

>>42768734
Well I wanted to keep it so we could get a robot arm, but apparently no one else liked that idea.

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>>42768834
[I like it. I was actually thinking that as a option if Kat's arm wasn't salvageable, which would depend on medical attention speed and any other injury/fall.]

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You fight the urge to hold your arm. But you do glance at it. Okay, maybe that’s not as bad as you thought. It still hurts like hell though.

“Meloetta! Relic Song!”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sG-FORFL_fw

She sings her song. It sounds like it belongs in the royal ballroom instead of this scrap in the jungle. She spins and transforms into her Pirouette Forme.

Garchomp’s limp body is struck by the soundwaves. He slides back a bit and begins to stir. You have a chance to act again before that if you’re quick.

>Close Combat! Use that STAB
>Wake-up Slap while you have the chance!
>Oh wait! Build up Echoed Voice so its power grows before he’s up
>Psychic! Lay him down from a distance
>Teeter Dance. He’ll wake up confused, kinda like you did
>Something else

>>42768962
>>Wake-up Slap while you have the chance!

>>42768962
>>Wake-up Slap while you have the chance!
STAB him like a prison bitch

>>42768962
>Wake-up Slap while you have the chance!

>>42768962
>Wake-up Slap while you have the chance!


I've no issue with Cyber-arm so long as we get loads of built in gear...
Utility tools as well as the fun toys, of course...

>>42768962
>Wake-up Slap while you have the chance!

>>42768962
>>Wake-up Slap while you have the chance!

>>42768962
>Wake-up Slap while you have the chance!

>>42768962
>>42768864
I would totally support robot arm as long as we can get it before the tourny

>>42768962
>>42769099
Yeah, robot arm could be cool.

>>42769099
>>42769133

It would be tight. You'd basically show up to the first match by sneaking past the hospital staff and have fight while tripping out hard on post-surgery drugs.

>>42768962
>>Wake-up Slap while you have the chance!

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Rolled 66 (1d100)

[Oh yeah, roll me some dice!]

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>42769213

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>42769213
Do it

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>42769213

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>42769213

>>42769151
Can we go back to it being exactly as bad as it looks? That sounds alot more interesting then resolving it as merely a flesh wound.

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>42769213

>>42769259
to late we've moved past it

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>>42769259
[Sorry. I think the ship sailed this time. Don't worry though, there will be plenty of chances to lose a limb yet. Okay, not plenty, but more than 0]

>>42769151

That would make for an interesting first match...

>>42769151
I'd rather not have a robot arm honestly, especially not for something this dumb.

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>>42769259
Who knows. Maybe it'll take a while to get treatment, we'll get infected and have to amputate.

Gobble is Kill

>>42769151
Most damage I'm willing to go is slight nerve damage, but not really a completely useless arm. Hurts every now and then, but it's still an arm.

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Aria is in top form. Or Forme. Whatever. She’s doing great. She still has that graceful, showy twirl, but she’s also clearly taking this seriously as a fight instead of a performance.

“Great work! Now use Wake-up Slap!”

She flies in at Garchomp. She uses a last minute twirl to dodge any potential sneak attack, then keeps going to add some power to it. Just one of the many small tricks Vernon has been teaching you.

Garchomp shoots up awake. He looks furious! He’s also pretty hurt. A weaker Pokemon couldn’t be standing right now, but he’s clearly the big guy around here for a good reason.

He growls and moves to rush Aria again, except he veers off before getting anywhere close. Instead, he kicks up a sudden Sandstorm.

Of course! He’s backed into a corner now. He must have Sand Veil!

You scrunch your eyes and try to block the sand with your hand. Oh damn! You use your other arm instead.

You see a Garchomp shaped silhouette moving towards Aria on the left.

>Quick Attack! Get it first!
>Close Combat. Make it stay down
>Role Play to mimic Sand Veil! Two can play at this game!
>Hyper Voice at it!
>Psychic!
>Teeter Dance. Confusion it and whatever audience members that are close enough.
>Pokeball! Go!
>Something else

>>42769814
>Teeter Dance. Confusion it and whatever audience members that are close enough.

>>42769814
>>Role Play to mimic Sand Veil! Two can play at this game!
We wont get hurt and get the evasive boost

>>42769814
>>Role Play to mimic Sand Veil! Two can play at this game!

>>42769814
>Hyper Voice at it!
Let's not drag this out, just finish him

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>>42769814
>Teeter Dance. Confusion it and whatever audience members that are close enough.
You mean confuse?
>>42769751
>>42769133
Besides, scars can be cooler than robot arm

>>42769814
>Role Play to mimic Sand Veil! Two can play at this game!

Rolled 6 (1d100)

[Roll it!]

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>42770090

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>42770090
They call me
Shakezula, the dice rula

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>42770090

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>42770090

>>42769151
Can we use that favor you owe us to allow it to happen?

>>42769226
>>42770124

today's thread is brought to you by the number 88...

>>42770184
KHORNE IS PLEASED WITH THIS THREAD

>>42770319

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! EVEN IF THE BLOOD IS KAT'S!

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Your arm and head are throbbing. You casually wonder if you might have a broken rib too. A lot of pain is setting in as time goes on.

“Role Play! Let’s go!”

Aria quickly complies. She takes on the ability Sand Veil.

And just in time too. Garchomp comes rushing out of the sand and slashes at her. He misses by a mile as she casually twirls out of the way. He gets a claw stuck in a tree and pulls to try to get it out. It starts to get loose.

Uh oh! You don’t like that look. He’s considering going after you instead. He looks pretty hurt and pretty desperate.

>Screw it! Go all in and hit him first. No fear! (Medium)
>Pokeball! Go!
>Aria! Quick Attack!
>Get away from him as fast as you can and try to dodge if he comes for you. (Easier)
>Stand tall and stare him down. (Medium)
>Try to mega-evolve him (Really, really hard)
>Something else.

>>42770352
How about Garchomp blood?
I think we've given enough of Kat's blood at this point

>>42770439
You know what i'm thinking?

>Try to mega-evolve him
but keep a pokeball ready so if it fails
>Pokeball! Go!

>>42770439
>Aria! Quick Attack!
>Stand tall and stare him down. (Medium)

>>42770439
>Aria! Quick Attack!
>Stand tall and stare him down. (Medium)

>>42770439
>Stand tall and stare him down. (Medium)

>>42770439
>Screw it! Go all in and hit him first. No fear! (Medium)

He's stuck. We got this

>>42770439
>>Pokeball! Go!

>>42770439
>Run up to him and punch him with your bare fist

>>42770439
>Stand tall and stare him down. (Medium)
>Aria! Quick Attack!
>>42770480
Yeah, no. Mega evolving will let him kill us quicker

>>42770439
>Aria! Quick Attack!

>>42770439
>Pokeball! Go!

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Rolled 64 (1d100)

[Roll 'em]

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>42770628

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>42770628

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>42770628

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>42770628

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>42770628

>>42770628

Garchomp, only capable of attacking people. Can't attack other Poke's for shit...


>>42770677
nice clutch anon

>>42770677
ME VERY MUCH LIKEY

>>42770677
You beautiful bastard

>>42770711
>>42770719
>>42770720
YOu are welcome anons!

>>42765829
I wouldn't hold out hope for that. He fucked up real hard with that quest and the odds of him going back to it and it going well are as close to 0 as you're gonna get.

>>42770677
So... what was this roll for?

>>42770769
how so?

>>42770785

Either Aria's attack or for us staring the Garchomp down...

>>42770843
or both

>>42770810
He just couldn't stop having an antagonist relationship with his players, and had no patience for good pacing besides that. It's disappointing, because I genuinely think the premise is something with which you could have some shameful fun.

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>>42770785
>>42770843
[Oh yeah, give me three more, please]

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>42770886

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>42770886

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>42770886

so stare down >>42770677
and quick attack >>42770912
yeah?

>>42770912
Disappointing!

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You stand still. “Quick attack” you whisper.

Garchomp gets his arm loose and lunges for you. Once again, time moves slowly.

He’s desperate to make you fear him. You think you get it. Fear is the only form of respect he probably knows. If he can’t get it from you when you just come through his territory, what kind of leader is he?

He won’t kill you. He wants to put a scare into you.

But man, those arms are sharp. And you know firsthand he won’t exactly be gentle. You really don’t want another hit like that.

You keep eye contact. Don’t blink. Don’t blink!

His tail moves as he starts to spin it in mid air. You know what’s coming.

>54

And you flinch. Just a little, but you flinch to brace yourself for his attack. The only ones who notice it are you and him.

>91

And that’s when Aria comes in. she smashes into him, stopping his attack on you and sending him flying back. He comes to a skidding stop on the grass, away from the swirling sand.

He lays there. He’s still got the energy to fight, but he doesn’t seem to have the will. He weakly looks over to you and smiles. he got his flinch, just barely.

But he lost the war. He knows it. He rests his head back in defeat and relishes his small victory.

>Put a boot on him and tell the audience you’re the top dog now
>Try to catch him
>Help him up
>It’s a trick! Use Sing just in case!
>Just leave. You probably really need a doctor and time is an issue
>Something else

>>42771176
>>Try to catch him

>>42771176
>Offer to him to come with you and fight more worthy opponents

which is basically catch him, but offer him to come

>>42771176
>>Try to catch him

>>42771176
>>Help him up
This is really one we want with us willingly and not catch while he's down

>>42771176
>Try to catch him

>>42771176
Seconding this >>42771231

>>42771176
>>Try to catch him

>>42771176
>Try to catch him

>>42771231
I'd be okay with this

>>42771176
>Just leave. You probably really need a doctor and time is an issue

>>42771231
Yeah that.

Oh god, we're actually going to catch him, aren't we?

>>42771176
>>42771231
...I am okay with this.

>>42771401
Mega Garchomp is amazing

>>42771401
we can have a Garchomp showdown with that one dick

>>42771506
Eh, he's alright. Doesn't really fit with Kat's general strategy though, too much FUCK YOU I'M A DRAGON and not enough status hax.

>>42771544
He can speed demon very well though and we're into the whole speed thing quite a bit

>>42771231
>>42771208
>>42771176
This

>>42771567
Normal Garchomp yes, but Mega Chomp is the epitome of slow and powerful brute.

>>42771544
Nibbles is also pretty FUCK YOU I'M A DRAGON

>>42771649
So is Levi

>>42771649
>>42771659
Team FUCK YOU, WE'RE DRAGONS is a go?

>>42771544
>horrific shark dragon with scythes for arms and spikes everywhere
>just spams sand attack
I can live with this.

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Meloetta comes to float by you, just in case any surprises happen. You feel safe with her by your side.

He looks up at you, awaiting your judgement. You’re the victor. You look down at him and think. Your arm throbs and you wipe blood and sweat from your forehead.

“Want to come with me? We can fight more worthy opponents, together.”

He cocks his head, then thinks. That’s a nice prospect, but also a scary one. He’s used to being the big fish in this pond. He still isn't sure what to make of you. You’re weak, you feel pain and you flinch. But you didn't run when hurt. You didn't back away when he came at you. You flinched, sure, but you didn't cower. You have a Pokemon like Meloetta who obviously respects you.

He slowly gets to his feet. He gives a quick nod. You interpret it as him saying “I’ll if you can catch me.”

He’ll fight the Pokeball you throw and accept whatever happens.

>Throw a Pokeball
>Throw a Great Ball
>Use the advanced, state-of-the-art Pokeball you bought for a small fortune
>On second thought, he should stay here
>Something else

>>42771659
so yeah our strategy is status hax and FUCK YOU HERE THERE BE DRAGONS

>>42771633
I'm fucking sorry what? He's still retardedly fast

>>42771690
>Throw a Great Ball
Question, have all our team been caught using standard pokeballs until now?

>>42771690
>>Throw a Great Ball

>>42771690
>Throw a Great Ball
Keep things more or less fair.

>>42771690
>>Throw a Pokeball

>>42771690
>Throw a Great Ball

>>42771690
>>Use the advanced, state-of-the-art Pokeball you bought for a small fortune

>>42771690
>Throw a Pokeball

If he joins us, it will be as an equal.

>>42771690
>>Throw a Great Bal

>>42771690
>Throw a Great Ball
Good middle of the road option I think.

>>42771633
Mega Garchomp has a speed of 92.

Higher than most other fully evolved pokemon.

>>42771690
>>Throw a Pokeball

>>42771690
>Use the advanced, state-of-the-art Pokeball you bought for a small fortune
I feel like it's unlikely we're gonna beat up and catch another Legendary, so unless we're gonna autograph it and then sell it for a profit, why not use it on somone?

>>42771714
Devon, Dan, Raistlin, Nibbles, Fel, Destiny, Vlad, and maybe Trunks. Levi was a Gyarados when we caught her, so pretty meh. I think Aria was a Great or Ultra ball if we didn't use the notMaster Ball.

>>42771809
I think Aria was a standard pokeball because we used all our Great/Ultra balls trying to catch her?

>>42771809
We still have the Not!Masterball

>>42771829
Nah it was an ultra ball

>>42771842
It was just a pokeball
i remember something about her wanting to be just like the others or something

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[Roll it for Great Ball catch! If it's too low, he isn't coming]

>>42771829
>>42771714
[Yeah, I think that's right from what I remember.]

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>42771861

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>42771861
please please please

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>42771861
zfjkfkxfg

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>42771861

>>42771861

>>42771879
PRAISE BE TO KHORNE

THE BLOOD GOD'S GREATEST CHAMPION COMES WITH US THIS DAY!

HAIL TO THE CHAMPION OF KHORNE, GARCHOMP!

>>42771861
>>42771879
I think we pass.

>>42771879
another one
88 is pretty great

>>42771842
Found this. >>40251549

>>42771950
I found it too

>>42771950
I think the more potent line would be
>And she’s going in a regular Pokeball, just like everyone else on your team. Just like you think she really wanted.
And I don't know, I don't think it's that big a deal that Garchomp is gonna break the pattern. I mean we threw like four pokemon at Aria to take her down.

>>42771950
Wait, here.
>You throw the expensive, fancy Pokeball at Meloetta, catching her before she hits the ground.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/40247300/#p40251549