>>42808103
Become Dethg()te

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>>42808203
You are curious as to what the mask is for, so you slip your head into it. You cannot seem to remove it afterwards, although you can see just fine.

A strange noise starts blaring out of the mask, and the two-legged devils you knocked over get up and return to swaying. You headbutt one of them, and he gets up almost immediately.

You turn to your compatriots. They are swaying like fools as well.

>What will you do, Goat who is the Protagonist?

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Well. This is hardly reassuring.

>>42808574
Oh.
Shit.
Hey.

>attempt to smash helmet by head butting the stage.

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>>42810293
>Wow, and here I thought I drove off what little fanbase I had!

This mask is annoying. You decide to try and break it by knocking it against the floor, but it is no good. It's possible you will need to deliver a good, hard headbutt to smash it, so you charge the lights at the back of the stage.

It explodes, sending you, the two-leggers and your companions all flying off the building, slamming into the ground and splayed in silly positions. You see Goat who is very Loud drop on to Goat who is very Tall, knocking him over.

They all get up and start swaying. Baphomet's horns, that did absolutely nothing!

>What will you do, Goat who is the Protagonist?

>>42810379
Climb goat who is tall. See if we can see goat tower from there.

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>>42810461
You jump onto Goat who is very Tall and attempt to climb on to his head. No easy task, thanks to his swaying. You really wish you could get rid of this mask. Or at least make its cursed magic stop.

You cannot see the goat tower, thanks to the building you just flew from being in the way. Most likely, however, it is beyond the building; not too far from where you stand.

>What will you do, Goat who is the Protagonist?

>>42810582
Advance beyond this building.
We shall persevere!

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>>42810859
Given what you know, yhere is no sense in staying here. "Come, let us be on our way," you bleat as you jump off Goat who is very Tall.

However, there is a problem. Your companions are not following. The sound from your mask is making them sway.

>What will you do, Goat who is the Protagonist?

Your herdmates

>>42810924
>Your herdmates

fuck, I meant to delete that part

>>42810924
Acquire balls of fluff, or other such clogging material.
Stick it in their ears.

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>>42811032
Although you seem to be immune to the sound's effects yourself, you must clog the ears of your comrades in order to get them moving around.

Since the two-legged archenemy doesn't react as you approach, you decide to lick the pants off of one and chew it up into a fine mush, sticking it into the ears of Goat who is Your Mother.

"Are you well, Goat who is My Mother?" You bleat. "This accursed mask seems to be causing us trouble."

"...WHAAAAAAAAAAT?!" She screams. "I CANNOT HEAR YOU! YOU MUST SPEAK UP!"

"I SAID ARE YOU WELL?!" You scream back. It seems you are all Goat who is very Loud now. Wonderful.

"I AM! HAVE YOU SEEN THE GOAT TOWER?!"

"I HAVE! IT SHOULD BE JUST BEYOND THIS BUILDING! BUT FIRST, I MUST CLOG UP THE EARS OF OUR COMPANIONS!"

You do so. It is a difficult job, thanks to the height of Goat who is very Tall and the fact that you are not quite sure where the ears of Goat who is Black are, but you accomplish your duty, and they no longer sway to the music.

***

You have finally arrived. Is this truly the Goat Tower of legend? As you plod inside, it does not seem that different from the previous building, although the archenemy sways to your mask rather than flees in terror.

>What will you do, Goat who is the Protagonist?

>>42811120
Attempt to find another box trap. That may take us where we need to go.

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>>42811256
You decide that the box trap from the previous building is your best bet here. Dragging Goat who is Black with your tongue, you herd Goat who is Your Mother and Goat who is very Loud in with you. Goat who is very Tall stays outside, as he, once again, cannot fit inside the building.

You wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And-

"TRY THOSE LIGHTS!" Goat who is Your Mother screams.

Once again, you are taken to the top of the tower. However, this time, there are no two-legged goats. Only a colossal goat with a large, toothy mouth and skin reminiscent of Goat who is Gigantic.

He begins swaying to the music. You are not surprised.

>What will you do, Goat who is the Protagonist?

>>42811120
Look around. Must be something that can tell if this is the right goat tower or not.

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>>42811321
Have flashbacks about goats with sharp teeth from back home. This goat was clearly put here by Goat who milks us to stop us from finding the legendary goat tower. All three must help shove it over the edge while it is distracted. Goat who is very tall can deal with it probaly.

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>>42811321
"GOAT WHO IS MY MOTHER!" You shout. "DOES THE LEGEND SPEAK OF ANY CLUES AS TO WHETHER OR NOT THIS IS THE GOAT TOWER?!"

"THERE SHOULD BE A THRONE SOMEWHERE!" She yells back. "IT IS WHERE COMMON GOATS ASCEND TO BECOME HERD LEADERS, AS GOAT WHO RECLAIMED THE TOWER ONCE DID!"

A throne. There must be a throne somewhere. You see countless of them around you, but which is the one?

>It's getting late as shit, so I'm gonna have to call it a night. I'll have the next thread up tomorrow evening. Thanks for playing!