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>>42853354
It's time...

We must substitute for Fuu.

Yay, finally caught one of these threads live, time to save the best girl

>>42853354
So really, the only way we can win is to go back to basics: speed of action, violence of action, psychological pressure.

Always be moving, always be attacking, and use the number of bodies and variety of attacks on our side to always keep Kakuzu guessing about what sort of attack is coming next and from where. Mix in flash bombs and Impact to create openings, attack from unexpected directions, and use explosive tags to maintain constant offensive pressure. The "big attacks" can come from combination techniques like what we did with Sasuke in the Snow mission (Wave 2.0).

>>42853413
But ten/10 isn't in danger yet?

>>42853451
The fuck outta here

>>42853354
Can the Sharingan still measure chakra precisely? because I have a plan.
Sauske watches us use heavenly spear. Then he adds fire next time. And Everything dies

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmvqOx1wY3E

You and Temari have just arrived to the scene of a battle. It looks like Sasuke and Kiba are both pretty worn down already, but they don't seem to have any major injuries. Kankuro is unharmed, but his two puppets look like they've taken quite a beating already.

Their enemy, the masked man with stitched arms, looks almost unharmed himself.

"Kon, Temari, be careful!" Kankuro calls out. "This guy can harden his skin to nullify attacks, and can separate his limbs to act independently from his body. He also seems to have a range of Earth jutsu."

The masked man looks over to you. "More of them? Maybe it's about time I evened the numbers out, then."

The man removes his cloak, revealing that the stitching goes all over his body. He has four masks on his back. He leans forward and starts to exert a great effort. His skin begins to ripple, and from his back emerge four large black figures, wearing the masks from his back.

"There we are." the man says once the figures finish forming. "Now the rest of you will be easily dealt with as I rip that heart from you, Uchiha! Unfortunately for your friends, I'm far too old not to know that you don't fight an Uchiha halfheartedly!"

The man closes in on Sasuke as two of the four black figures approach Kiba and Kankuro and the other two head for you and Temari.

>A.Confront these two with Temari

>B.Temari can handle this, Sasuke needs help

>C.Kiba and Kankuro are in bad shape, they need help

>D.Other

>>42853460
You get the fuck out. 10/ten best girl was established in the beginning and unless fuu jumps onto our dick I HIGHLY doubt kon would care about her.

>>42853500
>>A.Confront these two with Temari

>>42853500
>D. Open up with a Heavenly Lance attack.

>>42853500
>>B.Temari can handle this, Sasuke needs help
Could use and Sasuke do something similar to the: Scorch Release: Halo Hurricane Jet Black Arrow Style Zero but with our impact release to create a Kekkei Tōta?

>>42853500
>D.Other
Summon Sarujizo, instruct him to combine his Fire release with Temari's Wind while we get everyone else out of immediate danger.

>>42853587
This.

>>42853587
I'm supporting this

>>42853500
>>42853587
Supporting this

>>42853500
>>42853587
Supporting this

>>42853587
>>42853500
this looks like a good idea

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>>42853587

You immediately bite your thumb and perform the hand signs. "Summoning Jutsu!"

Sarujizo appears in a puff of smoke.

"Sarujizo!" you direct. "Use your Fire release alongside Temari's Wind release! I'll help the others!"

You run for Sasuke first, and are able to grab him as he's knocked back from one of the masked man' punches. Next you come up to Kiba and Kankuro. Before you can move them, you hear the masked man perform a jutsu.

"Fire Release: Searing Migraine!"

One of the masked creatures in front of you opens its mouth, and releases a huge blast of fire in your direction.

>A.Try to dodge

>B.Try to block it

>C.Direct the others

>D.Other

>>42853772
>B.Try to block it

>>42853772
>B.Try to block it

>>42853772
Use the shield wall impact release.

>>42853772
Block it with our new jutsu!

>>42853772
>>A.Try to dodge
Blocking fire with wind, even in combination with something else, doesn't often end well.

>>42853772
>Impact through it!

>Mix feed back with Heaven's Lance.

Punch through it, absorb the remaining energy and use it right back at him!


Or just dodge.

>>42853785
>>42853789
>>42853795
>>42853802
Are we forgetting that this is explicitly stated to cost a lot of chakra? We haven't even landed a hit on this guy yet, and we know from previous experience that Akatsuki operates in two-man cells.

>>42853772
>D. Hit it with a Shattershot. See what happens.

>>42853772
>A.Try to dodge

Speed is our main stat. Let's dodge and try to hit the mask with the Heavenly Lance or or Shattershot.

>>42853772
>A.Try to dodge
So, is it wrong that I want to come up with new names for our attacks that are Federation mobile suit puns to counter Kakuzu's Zeon mobile suit puns?

>>42853772
>A.Try to dodge
Oh shit oh fuck oh crap oh no.

>>42853916
Anon, we can't name everything Jim.

>>42853802
Me switching to.
>>42853896
This

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>>42853916
>Kakuzu's Zeon mobile suit puns

>>42853936
Every last one of Kakuzu's ninjutsu are Gundam references.
I want to copy Gian from him so badly you would not believe.

>>42853936
"Searing Migraine" was called "Zukokku". This is a corruption of Z'Gok, which is pronounced "Zugokku". This isn't the only technique he has that does this.

Kakuzu is a damned Zeek apologist. Titans did nothing wrong.

We should learn how to summon lots of weapons/tags and make our own version of Unlimited Blade Works or Gates of Babylon. Infinite impact/explosive kunais and shurikens being summoned at high speed against one opponent.

>>42853936
The Japanese names for all of Kakuzu's attacks are made of the same characters as the names of various mobile suits. The "Earth Grudge Fear" technique that gives him the detachable limbs is "Jiong", same pronunciation as the Zeong (which has detachable limbs). His armor technique is "Domu", like the heavily-armored Dom. His stabbing lightning beam is Gian, a reference to the beam rapier-wielding Gyan. And his fire and wind attacks are Zukokku and Atsugai, references to the Z'Gok and Acguy which don't actually have anything to do with fire or wind but he was going to be damned if he wasn't going to stick to a theme.

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>>42854003
Anon don't let gravity weigh your soul down.

>>42854003
>Kakuzu is a damned Zeek apologist. Titans did nothing wrong.
B does not follow A, anon.
Zeon were fucking scum.
The Titans were ALSO fucking scum.
Neo Zeon? Fucking scum.
Glemy Faction? Fucking scum.
Char's Neo Zeon? Fucking scum.
The Sleeves? Fucking scum.
All just assholes who did horrible shit for the sake of their own egos.

>>42854175
At least Londo Bell were cool.

>>42854175
Don't get me wrong, Titans were as bad as anyone else. I was saying that to be as anti-Zeon as possible.

But we should definitely name a technique after a Titans MS and use it against Kakuzu.

>>42853807
>>42853896
>>42853916
>>42853928
>>42853935

You jump away from the blast as fast as you can. You, Sasuke, Kiba and Akamaru get away with only a bit of injury, but Kankuro is forced to shield himself with one of his puppets as he dodges. He's okay, but the puppet is charred beyond usage.

You prepare a jutsu to try and strike one of the creature's masks. The one that just shot the fire is wide open, so you take the opportunity while you can.

"Impact Release: Heavenly Lance!"

You fire the beam, and it hits the mask straight on. The figure collapses into a black puddle.

Meanwhile however, Kankuro, Kiba, and Akamaru have been barely dodging wind attacks from the other masked figure.

It seems this opponent has ways to use all five elements, with his separate masks.

Sasuke has been grabbed from below by the masked man's tendril arm sticking from the ground. He's been pulled back into melee range, and is struggling to keep from taking a hit straight on.

Over where you started, the ground is wet. One of the masked creatures seems to have made several water attacks, and the other is firing lightning. Temari is using her fan to fly, avoiding standing on the water and getting shocked. Sarujizo must have been unlucky enough to have taken such an attack, as he seems to have been unsummoned. Temari can't seem to get a chance to attack, but she's still unharmed, so she seems to be dodging alright.

>A.Help Sasuke

>B.Help Kiba and Kankuro

>C.Help Temari

>D.Other

>>42854224
I had a plan for a combo with Sasuke, but I wanted to name it Oblivion Release: The Spear of The Most Secret and Sorrowful Of The Bearers Of The Endless Destiny Of All Creation Which Wander Endlessly Amidst The Forgotten Sights And Falling Tears Along the Tread Of Ancient Ashen Footsteps Through The Shadow Of That Which Comes And Into That Riotous Cacophony Which Births All Fools And Steals All Beauty, Who Heralds Through Her Silence The Stills and Chills Of Those Who Were Not Born And Who Will Not Fade 'Till All Things Fall And In That Most Grim Harvest Form The Restful Tomb Of All Awakened Life

>>42854256
>>A.Help Sasuke

>>42854264
Do you really want to upstage Minato so much that you need to use Abyssal Exalted names?

>>42854256
>>A.Help Sasuke

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>>42854185
Well yeah.
Bright was running the show there.
And while he was a HORRIBLE father (when you comin' home dad/I don't know when/but we'll get together then Katz/you know we'll have a good time then), Bright was a genuinely good man who held himself and his men to some actual god damn standards of conduct.
>>42854224
>not coming up with some pun reference to the Alex, and using it for an attack that leaves nothing but a pile of hamburger
It's like you DON'T want to drink Zeonfag bitchtears every time we use the attack.
>>42854256
>A.Help Sasuke
He's in the most immediate danger.

>>42854256
>Direct everyone to hit the opposite element of each mask with their strongest move.

Wonder if Sasuke worked on that chidori sword move?

>>42854291
Yes

>>42854256
>A. Another Lance at the main body.

>>42854224
Asshimar? Barzam? Byalant? Hambrabi or Hazel?

Or we just stick Mk.II at the end of one of our current moves.

>>42854256
>A.Help Sasuke
Huh. In canon Water was the heart he stored inside himself and he sent out Earth to attack with. I guess he's got a different set of hearts currently equipped, then?

>>42854338
Hold on, I'm looking through a kanju dictionary to make a good one, just give me a little bit.

>>42854256
>A.Help Sasuke
Run Lightning Release through any loose tendrils that connect to Kakuzu's main body.

We know he's primarily an Earth user, and Lightning is strong against that.

>>42854256
Help sauce.

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>>42854224
>>42854311
>>42854338
You guys are doing it all wrong.
If he's a Zeonfag, then he's a UC fanboy.
What is the BEST weapon for trolling UC fanboys?

>>42854371
It'd be awesome if we could run that through our foot to paralyze someone while making the hand seals for Heavenly Lance.

>>42854286
>>42854310
>>42854311
>>42854343
>>42854371

You decide that Sasuke needs help the most, and close in on his fight.

As you approach, the masked man turns to you. He currently holds Sasuke up by the neck.

"So you went and destroyed one of my hearts, eh?" the man asks. "I guess I'll have to replace it with one of your friend's. I was planning on taking the one from this Uchiha, and I think he'd be a perfect fit."

Before you can respond, the man throws Sasuke at you, and you both are knocked back. By the time you get back up, the man is charging at you two.

>A.Both you and Sasuke go to meet him

>B.Have Sasuke try and give you an opening

>C.Try and give Sasuke an opening

>D.Other

>>42854463
I was gonna say "00 spam" but that works too.

>>42854476
>A.Both you and Sasuke go to meet him

>>42854476
>C.Try and give Sasuke an opening

>>42854476
For the love of Jashin can we dual wield swords and turn them into electric lightsabers and go full with?

>>42854338
Okay, been looking around, and "Hazel" actually works pretty well. "Hei" can be calm, unite, nature, height (specifically in reference to thrones), barrier, humble, or ruination. "Ze" just means justice. And "Ru" means lapis lazuli, stream, butterbur plant, or delay. So how about an attack called "Impact Release: Humble Justice Stream"?

>>42854476
Have the sauce give us an opening for another lance. Let's take out as many of this guys masks as possible.

>>42854476
>>C.Try and give Sasuke an opening
Chidori that fucker

>>42854492
>With*

>>42854476
>D. "Hey, Sasuke. Just like Land of Snow, right?" Combination Jutsu.

>>42854476
>C.Try and give Sasuke an opening
Thunderbolt or Shattershot, whichever comes out quicker. Either one would stun just fine in this scenario.

>>42854518
Sith!

Fucking spell checkcheck

We got an electric spam attack that Sasuke can copy!

>>42854509
Sauce getting close with chidori equal dead sauce so no we should keep our distance.

>>42854476
>B.Have Sasuke try and give you an opening
Then nail him with another Lance. "Kon Karagowa, targeted and firing!"
>>42854487
Nah, a lot of UC fanboys will grudgingly acknowledge that season 1 of 00 was at least tolerable.
But if you wanna make a Gunota, and a UC fanboy in particular, buttmad as all hell? You hit him with SEED.

>>42854536
He can harden himself to the point of receiving no damage, presumably from attacks right up to and including most of Sasuke's repertoire. At this point stunning him and dropping that defense is the best teamwork we can offer.

>>42854544
Come to think of it, Sasuke doesn't really have any good ranged jutsu until he gets Amaterasu. All his other attacks require him to get within mid-range at the fatrhest.

>>42854565
Build Fighters Try.

Maximum tears, maximum rage.

>>42854565
Okay, then, how about "Exit Lucidity Sovereign Escape" ( 出寿帝仁, "Desuteini")?

>>42854565
>>42854593
>>42854611
"Winning Knuckle".

>>42854593
And part three of AGE, for that matter.
We should just tell him that "Flit a shit, Kio was right." if we have to fight him again.

>>42854611
Or "Phenomenal Orchid Empire" (稀蘭倭, "Kira Yamato").

>>42854655
It's beautiful.

>>42854655
>>42854701
>use technique
>Kakuzu gets the reference IC
>all of his remaining hearts go into cardiac arrest

>>42854491
>>42854509
>>42854540

"Sasuke, I'll give you an opening!" you call.

As Sasuke jumps back and starts preparing a chidori, you go up to meet the masked man.

"Impact Release: Shattershot!" you fire your jutsu.

The man is knocked back, but rights himself with the tendrils in his body. It seems that with those, he doesn't have to worry about being stunned by your attacks. That limits your options a bit.

He comes at you again,.

>A.Blast him again

>B.Pull weapon

>C.Hit him with an Impact infused punch/kick/whatever

>D.Just try to dodge his hits

>E.Other

So if we do end up ending Kakuzu here, how do we commemorate the event? Cutting a notch into the edge of our headband, perhaps two if we also see his partner off? Make it a running tally?

>>42854476
>B.Have Sasuke try and give you an opening

>>42854770
Damn it, I knew he'd be able to absorb the impact. It's like trying to punch a net.

>B.Pull weapon
Sword, not kyoketsu-shoge. I don't want to get the line tangled.

>>42854770
>A.Blast him again
Look for an opening to run Lightning Release into him, but mostly dodge.

>>42854770
>C.Hit him with an Impact infused punch/kick/whatever
Try to sever the tendrils internally

>>42854770
>B.Pull weapon

>>42854796
keep his headband, just start attaching them to ourselves as we accumulate more

>>42854770
>C.Hit him with an Impact infused punch/kick/whatever

>>42854770
>>B.Pull weapon
Sword to cut anything that gets near us

>>42854826
>>42854836
If we do this, be sure to run Lightning through it. That's possible even if it's not a specially designed weapon.

>>42854796
Nothing.
He doesn't DESERVE to be remembered.

>>42854839
Eventually we get an entire suit of armor made out of headband plates. I like it.

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>>42854839
>Kon ends up with a belt/sash made out of Akatsuki headbands

>>42854854
Yep.

Both Sasuke and Kon can spam that lightning move too. He's seen it before with Sharingan at least.

>>42854770
>B.Pull weapon

The sword won't do much against his armor... or so he'll think. Impact may change that. Let's get him in a state of overconfidence.

>>42854910
Just regular lighting is strong against earth.

>>42854770
>>A.Blast him again
I love our bullshit AP beam.

>>42854770
Have sauske and us hit him with the air/fire combo at range drop a few traps as we disengage, keep out of melee.

>>42854826
>>42854836
>>42854844
>>42854910

You pull out your sword and focus your Impact chakra into it. As the masked man approaches you try to hit him. He keeps dodging most of your swings, but you eventually hit his arm. He turns it black, hardening it, but that causes him to recoil at the blow.

"What is this?" the man wonders. "You keep using this strange release. A kekkei genkai? Maybe I should take your heart for myself."

The man detaches his arms and has them assault you from both sides.

>A.Dodge them

>B.Attack the arms

>C.Try to restrict their movement

>D.Other

>>42855019
What we need to doe is blow away his head, lock him down and remove it, dude can have as many hearts as he likes but with no brain its irreverent, line up a shot. when we can (mabye even when he tries to take a heart from someone....Heavenly Lance has quite a range.

>>42855070
>Barrier!

>>42855070
>>C.Try to restrict their movement

>>42855070
>D.Other
The chakra shroud that blasts back anyone who tries to touch us would be a good response, if we have enough energy for it.

>>42855070
>C.Try to restrict their movement
Substitute out for a log covered in explosive tags.

>>42855070
>D.Other

Let them catch you. Better that his arms be occupied while Sauce does his thing.

>>42855130
Backing

>>42855070
ok the arms require a heart to operate if they are detatched, likely this is setting us up for him to jump us. How close is he to us OP? If his arms are gone blast him with shatter shot for sasuke to take his head since he has no support to resist the stun now.

>>42855070
>>A.Dodge them
Those threads are pretty maneuverable. I don't think we'll have much success on the restriction front.

>>42855091
His hearts are all that matters. His everything else is made out of endlessly regenerating threads in a skinsuit.

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>>42855070
>D.Other
Make like Palpatine.

>>42855130
Or we just drop our entire tag arsenal. Won't kill him but it'd hurt. A lot.

Guys dodn't miss the flags, OP already stated with this arms he can resist our stuns, he just separated them stun and decapitate. thwn blast all his parts to bits but keep the heat...and mabye a heart separately...

>>42855070

>C.Try to restrict their movement

We gotta keep him occupied so Sasuke can Chidori him in the butthole.

>>42855153
The tendrils are a part of his body. They run throughout it like muscle fibers.

Can't help but feel that this and Ukon backpedaling it were specifically to neuter the technique rather than due to any actual properties of the technique itself. Can't prove it of course, but that's because we don't actually know how it works in the first place.

>>42855206
genuine question his hair looks pretty greasy, given he is made if it with hard skin can we light him on fire?

You know, if Laze really wanted to mess with us we could win this fight and go after Kakuzu's partner only to find it's someone really tough to defeat. Hidan wasn't Kakuzu's original partner, given that we're somewhere between two and a half and three years before their first appearance it's possible that he's assigned to someone different right now.

>>42855179
Our "entire arsenal" is a shitload, anon. Just a few tags on a log will create the opening Sasuke needs.

Assuming he hasn't been ganked by one of the masked hairballs.

how are the others doing? any more hearts down in the meantime?

Also prep a substitute covered in tags so when he grabs us we blow it and put a Lance though his heart

https://youtu.be/f3T4jfKlw6s?t=117 1:57-2:21

>>42855245
Nah, it was pretty clear in canon that he and Hidan had been putting up with each other's shit WAY longer than three years.

>>42855070
"I see Orochimaru is keeping things to himself again. Why do you lot trust that snake?"

>>42855272
If we prepped a Lance I'd prefer to attack one of the masks again, since Sasuke's almost certainly aiming for the "main" heart. That would mean Kakuzu would be down his Earth, Fire, and one other, and we could re-concentrate our remaining teammates again.

>>42855288
Was it? All I remember were the comments about how Kakuzu hated having to put up with Hidan and not just kill him like he did all his previous partners. Guess I'm forgetting something, then.

>>42855295
To be fair, Sasori probably also knows about our release after waiting for us to finish off Gaara.

>>42855319
I'm not remotely trying to be fair. I'm trying to mess with his head.

>>42855312
Cos I was thinking if we drop the main body we can just blast it, the hearts gotta go to it or they'd die. we would be effectively camping the capture point. with an Impact powered Shotgun

>>42855238
Kon has no fire techniques, and the technique that makes up the tendrils is earth-based. So probably not.

I'd also assume setting it on fire was among the first things Sasuke tried.

>>42855070
>B.Attack the arms
When he attacks us, let's Feedback the impact to his arms.

>>42855381
Lets not let him touch us.

>>42855363
That could actually be kind of funny.
>That hurt, Uchiha. Luckily I can...
>SNIPED
>Spawn-camping son of a who...
>DOUBLE KILL
>Why you little...
>TRIPLE KILL

>>42855070
>D. First you want an Uchiha's heart, now you want mine? That's pretty halfhearted of you!

>>42855108
>>42855130
>>42855137
>>42855192

You prepare a substitution to keep his arms occupied.

Once they grab you, you're replaced in a puff of smoke by a log covered in explosive tags. The explosion goes off, forcing the man's arms to harden to resist the attack.

While he's occupied, Sasuke has finished preparing. He run's at the man with his chidori and manages to catch him straight though his chest.

You look around. Temari looks like she's getting tired, but she's still managing to keep the water and lightning masks busy.

Kiba and Akamaru are carrying Kankuro around, as he's taken too many hits from the wind mask.

Sasuke drops the masked man and comes over to you.

"Are these things still running around on their own?" he pants. "What should we do?"

Before you can answer, the wind mask dives into the masked man's body. He convulses several times before he gets up, tendrils sticking out of his mouth and neck.

"Two of my hearts?" he says. "That hasn't happened in a long time. I guess I will have to take both of yours."

You see the water and lightning mask creatures merge into one giant black mass. They start firing off combined attacks at Temari.

Kiba and Akamaru have set Kankuro aside, and have joined you and Sasuke.

"You've got a plan for this, right?" he asks.

>A.We'll team up on the main guy

>B.Someone go help Temari

>C.Other

>>42855404
don't forget the teabag,

>>42855439
>>A.We'll team up on the main guy

>>42855429
>"Lots of people have trouble with my release, no need to get disheartened."
>"I feel like you're getting stressed, maybe we should have a heart-to-heart."
>"Oh, come on. I'm sure we'll all have a hearty chuckle about this later."

>>42855439
>C. "Easy. We take out the main body's heart, one of the others takes its place. So..." Heavenly lance the main body's heart. Then again when the next heart drops into it.

>>42855439
>>B.Someone go help Temari
Kiba
Us and Sasuke Use a combo Wind+Fire Jutsu to burn the fuck out of him. Let him try to block that with wind chakra.

>>42855439
>A.We'll team up on the main guy
"It looks like every time we 'kill' this guy, one of his masks has to come back to his body. So we can just keep killing him until he stays dead, and that will deal with those two as well."

>>42855439
>Someone go back up Temari.
>Heavenly Lance him through the chest again.

>>42855471
>>42855429
Sai Best Ninja 2016

>>42855484
Support

>>42855439
>A.We'll team up on the main guy
"Sasuke, let's repeat the Snow mission. Kiba, wait for an opening."

Point being if we kill Kakuzu again he has to pull another heart out of the one fighting Temari, taking pressure off her. And this time we'll be ready when he does.

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>>42855429
>>42855471

>>42855439
>C.Other
"Every time we kill him he has to sacrifice one of his creatures to regenerate. I'll move to back Temari up, if you can take him out one more time the two of us should be able to keep the creatures from getting to him."

>>42855484
With this while the fireball is going for him throw a Heavenly lance in there to.

How are our Chakra levels looking

Soon, we need to leave with some fast people to catch up. Should Kiba lead the pursuit?

>>42855553
Doesn't seem like we're feeling tired yet. Normally if that were a problem I'd expect an obvious warning.

>>42855553
I just wanna imagine that beam swirling with the inferno we make around it, Combo Move: Ame-no-nuboko

>>42855439
Curious question but...

Could we use our snowboard as a shield? Charge it up and deflect attacks and hit him with the sword?

>>42855581
>Should Kiba lead the pursuit
He's our tracker, since Shino's MIA at the moment.

>>42855598
Pretty sure that name is already taken, actually.

>>42855615
Why would we have our snowboard in a desert?

>>42855615
We already gave it away. Although, I imagine it could move pretty quickly with Impact release.

>>42855439
>>B.Someone go help Temari
Kiba.
Us and Sasuke can keep fighting best Akatsuki.

>>42855647
That's not Itachi

the longer we stay here fighting the further away his partner and Fuu are going to get,

So we're definitely getting promoted after this, possibly to Tokubetsu Jonin. Neji got a similar promotion, and he wasn't even fighting Akatsuki.

>>42855673
Reverse summoning? Would that work?

>>42855673
Last thread it was pretty much stated outright that we'd have to rely on Shino heavily if we wanted to get Fuu back. We couldn't really have come into this expecting a chance to disengage from Kakuzu without catastrophic losses.

>>42855695
She would have had to have been marked beforehand by someone who knew the technique. Meaning Tenten. Tenten is and has been busy, and I doubt Kakuzu would have given her a chance.

Really, I'm just confused about where everyone else is. They better be chasing the next guy.

>>42855671
Don't be silly. Itachi isn't in Akatsuki.
He was a dozy shit in canon. Gato was a more compelling villain than him. Fucking Gato.

>>42855757
Or IS he?
>bam, entire quest spoiled
>Laze resigns as QM due to his damaged ego
>have to settle for Boruto Quest or Dragon Ball Z Quests

>>42855731
Kiba probably knows it.

>>42855484
>>42855507
>>42855553
>>42855647

"Kiba, go help Temari!" you call. "Sasuke, let's do a combination jutsu!"

Kiba and Akamaru head off, while you and Sasuke perform your jutsu. The masked man rushes the two of you while you do so.

"Fire Release: Fireball!"
"Wind Release: Vacuum Wave!"

You and Sasuke's combined jutsu hits home, but before it does, some of the man's tendrils grab Sasuke by his leg. He drags Sasuke into the path of the jutsu with him.

You stop your jutsu, and prepare another one. The man is tossing Sasuke around with his tendrils, but you have an opening to hit his heart.

"Impact Release: Heavenly Lance!"

The beam strikes the man right through his heart. He collapses again. Before you can prepare to react to another mask, a burst of lightning heads for Sasuke, who is now unconscious. You are forced to get him out of its path. In that time, the water mask has returned to the masked man's body and he has gotten up again.

"Three? You're trying my patience with that beam attack." the mans states. "I won't be taking my eyes off you anymore. You won't get another chance."

You look over to see that Temari is down. She seems to have been hit by one of the combined attacks. Kiba and Akamaru have moved her away, but they aren't looking too hot themselves.

You're feeling the strain on your chakra as well, but you can fight on.

The man closes in on you.

>A.Explosives

>B.Pull weapon

>C.Use a jutsu

>D.Go try and help Kiba take out the last mask

>E.Other

>>42855893
>A.Explosives
All of them. Airbursting kunai, exploding Substitutes. Everything explodes forever.

>>42855893
>>A.Explosives

>>42855893
>A.Explosives
When in doubt, blow your problems the fuck up

>>42855893
>A.Explosives

>>42855926
This

>>42855893
>A. "Hey, I can do other things too."

>>42855926
Also, mix in flash bombs.

That's what he gets for keeping his eyes on us.

>>42855893
>>A.Explosives

>>42855893
Can we turn shurikens into logs?

>>42855893
time for mass traps, preserve our chakra, now he is utterly focused on us I doubt we can help the others, its 1v1 now. Unless kankaro can jump the other mask with the "lock inside and slice" puppet

Use an impact boosted explosive replacement ready, upon combat blow it and stab him though the back with Lightning, leave an explosive tag in the chest cavity.

>>42855893
Bonus points if we can use the explosives to maneuver him into the water used by his own mask.

>>42855994
Or kunai into logs. Getting hit with a log hurts like crap, man.

>>42855893
>>42855926
Unlimited Explosives Works, mothafucka!

>>42856062
If he can protect himself from explosives, how would a log be any better? In fact I'm hoping the explosives will just keep him busy long enough for help to arrive, or else for him to make a mistake like walking over his own water or something.

Fuu is pretty much the last thing on my mind at this point, by the way.

I wonder if Impact Clones can be a thing.

Combine them with tags and we have our kamikaze technique.

>>42855893
>>A.Explosives
This is expensive, but your Bounty makes it worth the money.

>>42856184
What about explosive logs? Or the monkey?

>>42856241
Take away all his senses only when we get out of range.

Wish we had a healer...

>>42855926
You unload all the explosives you can onto the masked man. He resists your barrage with a combination of well timed Water jutsus, and hardens any skin that you do manage to hit. After a while, it becomes clear that the explosives will not work, but in this time, he's surrounded himself with water.

You take advantage of this fact. "Lightning Release: Thunderbolt!"

The move is amplified by the surrounding water, and shocks the man with even greater power than otherwise.

The man collapses again, and you get ready to take out the last heart, when you notice that his tendrils have been extended. As soon as the last mask flies to his body, they tighten. They've coiled around the necks of Sasuke and Kiba, who by this point had also fallen.

"You lot may have taken four of my hearts, but I'm a shrewd businessman." the man addresses you. "I can always go get more somewhere else. So, I'm willing to make you a deal. I can let you all go, and we'll go our separate ways, or you can try to kill me before I kill these two friends of yours. That's if you can at all, of course. There's no guarantee. But if we stop right now, you will get to keep all your friends alive."

His tendrils tighten their grip around your friend's necks. "So what's it gonna be?"

You could try and take him out right now, but you're low on chakra. You might only get one shot. There's also no telling if he could kill the others before you can kill him.

>A.Fine

>B.Attack him

>C.Try to separate him from Sasuke and Kiba

>D.Other

>>42856298
>>B.Attack him
i believe in us

>>42856298
>B. Impact Release: Heavenly Lance
Draw, Pilgrim

>>42856298
>D.Other
Throw in a million Ryu and you have a deal.

>>42856333
>>42856298
this

>>42856298
>D. My teammates resolved themselves for an outcome like this. You're the only one who isn't prepared to die.

>>42856298
>D. "Not good enough. I need information, to balance out the time wasted. Where is your partner taking the Jinchuuriki?"

>B.Attack him
Mission comes first

>>42856333
if we let him go there's no guarantee he wont backstab us, he can't be trusted. I say we risk it

>>42856365
Shikamaru is back at the Leaf village

He was never here

>>42856298
>D.Other
Agree, then kill him once he lets them go. Naruto's the one to never go back on his word.

>>42856298
>B.Attack him
I suppose this makes us worse than garbage but fuck kakashi's ideals

>>42856298
>D. Say nothing for a bit, try to stall him. Quietly build up chakra in your feet, prep it to quickly turn to impact for a sudden burst of speed.

>>42856298

>>D. Fine (Lie).
Then
>>B.Attack him

After all, I'm pretty sure he's lying too.

>>42856298
Ok all he has is one heart left, both his hands are around the necks of the others so in theory hand signs are out, however he does have a human shield... can w put need back into use on them? If so we charge him, burst feed back into them so they are repelled from his body by his own strength and we bunch through his last heart, with an explosives taged and chakra charged kunai, he blows up and we use what chakra is left to create our shield to save ourselves damage.

if not this discuss

>>42856298
>D.Other
"Shrew businessman is right. Two lives for one doesn't seem fair. How about you or l put them down and we settle this like men. QuickDraw style?"

Then while he's trying to figure out what we mean we shoot him

>>42856397
Wait, what? I thought he came with us to the Sand village for the exam.

>>42856298
>A.Fine

He has info on how we fight, we can't let him leave

>>42856298
>D.Play for time
"And trust you at your word? Sorry, but I need more than that to go on."

"You're the businessman here. Come up with a way to do this transaction that I can trust, and I'll consider it."

>>42856298
Lie about saying yes then
>>42856419

>>42856421
Ah, the Tymoshenko Feint, I like your style!

>>42856436
Or we stab his final heart with a Impact Knife on a Rope.

Pull him in and cut his head off for good measure.

>>42856419
If we end up attacking, which it seems like we're going to at this rate, can we PLEASE at least do this? It has a slight chance of actually working.

Finishing with a lightning-empowered sword would cut through any defensive measures he could raise, so there's a decent chance it could be quick enough to get the job done.

>>42856491
Ok id love us to pull this off but I doubt we can though that would be an awesome thing.

>>42856298
>>B.Attack him
Shino's alone out there. If we let Kakuzu go, i can guess who the first heart will belong to.

Just had a thought. Sasuke's got lightning nature. Does that give him lightning resistance? Could we zap him to make Rocky here let go? Or is that too risky?

>>42856522
If we dod attack i agree with this guy, lightning support it...though his last heart if lightning so hmmmm....

His head is worth to much, we hunter nin now

>>42856550
Wouldn't help Kiba.

>>42856550
Reverse Feedback?

Pump our feedback into our teammates the strength of his own grip would blow them out of his hands, while he is QQ we strike the heart

>>42856560
>we hunter nin now
Eh, we're already resolved to become a babysitter

>>42856577
Lightning can restart hearts

>>42856298
>D. "Counteroffer. Leave them be and I'll take you prisoner. It'll give your comrades a chance to bust you out, and you won't die in the meantime. Tortured a little, maybe, but not killed."

Guys, what if we put all our Impact chakra into one fist, then punched the ground to launch ourselves toward him, and punched through Kakuzu?

>>42856560
Doesn't really matter. Lightning is best at piercing, and his defense is an Earth technique. He'd be unable to set up a proper defense against it.

At this point attacking means we'd possibly defeat an enemy that could be incredibly dangerous to the village later, and to our surviving teammates in the short term, all because we trusted the word of an Akatsuki. It just kind of doesn't make sense IC to do anything but an all-in assault in hopes that 4 speed and an Impact "Wavedash" are also fast enough to save our friends in the process.

>>42856322
>>42856333
>>42856347
>>42856384
>>42856409
>>42856541

You build up chakra for your attack.

"Well?" the man asks. "I'm waiting."

You fire your jutsu as fast as you can.

"Impact Release: Heavenly Lance!"

Your beam flies towards the man, but before it hits, he moves Kiba into its path. The beam pierces through Kiba and hits the masked man, but doesn't kill him.

"You were really gonna do it, huh kid?" the man laughs as he tosses Kiba aside. "You've got guts. I like it."

The man throws Sasuke at you and forces you to catch him before talking again. "I'm needed urgently elsewhere. If you want to follow me, go ahead. You'll be marching to your death. If I were you, I'd worry more about your buddies here."

The man takes off running. You could follow, but you're already pretty tired. It might take a while to catch him.

>A.Pursue

>B.Check on the others

>C.Other

>>42856633
Less efficient than building it up in our already fast-as-fuck feet and dashing. Also commits a hand AND both feet to charging when both hands should be behind a lightning-enhanced sword thrust to the heart.

>>42856677
>>B.Check on the others

>>42856677
>B. Immediately go help Kiba, make sure you didn't pierce anything vital.

>>42856677
>A.Pursue

>>42856643
Ok I agree pour some chakra into our feet in the for of feed back, if physics holds about opersite and equal force we will launch at double speed from the power of our own impact, it will be a one shot dash but the speed would be utter insanity.

>>42856677
>>B.Check on the others
We're going to get shit for our choice, but oh well

>>42856409

Actually, taking him at his word would be abandoning them because there's no way he's telling the truth. We drop our stance, he eats them before we can react and they die. We attack him, we at least have a chance of saving them.

>>42856739
Yeah, no. That apparently wasn't allowed anyway.

>>42856677
>>A.Pursue
Fuck.
Go after him now or all this was for nothing. We have no medical training. We can do more good on the 'kill this guy now before he does any more damage' front.

>>42856677
>C. Summon a monkey to go harass him

>>42856677
Check Kiba ain't to badly injured, slap sasuke awake and chase that fucker, Shino is still out there! if we can't get a response we have no choice but to stay. We need help or this aint gonna happen

>>42856677

Crap, we know Kiba's in trouble, but if we don't follow him this guy could go after Shino...

Hmmm...

>C. Wake up Sasuke, get his help with Kiba, then go pursue the man.

>>42856677
>C.Other
Shoot him in the back before we lose sight of him. Otherwise we shot Kiba for nothing.

Should be easier at longer range, since his apparent velocity is lower.

>>42856780
I agree with this.
Maybe summon a monkey to get help for our teammates or something

Can scrolls preserve a body?

>>42856744
And what choice would that be? I don't recall us making any choice to shoot. What about you, Sasuke? Kiba? Tenten? Oh, that's right, you're all unconscious. Well, then, guess no one will object to our story that Kiba's injury was inflicted by Kakuzu.

Hm.

In retrospect maybe challenging him a one on one, winner takes all hearts duel would have helped...

>>42856814

Actually, I like this better. Heavenly Lance is our sniper move. Changing from this >>42856811
but we should still do that if we miss, even if this next shot does take up what little chakra we have left... assuming that previous one didn't already.

>>42856826
don't worry about that, just say he used a stretchy arm and held Kiba in the way.

>>42856814
>>42856815
We're out of chakra anons. Tank is empty.

>>42856849
Maybe having gone with the attack option that didn't require hand seals, as had been suggested several times, would have helped.

But I doubt it. I get the feeling something bad would have happened regardless of what we chose.

>>42856849
It's fine...
>Kiba's got a hole in his chest!
>Eh...it's fineee...

>>42856863
>you're getting pretty tired
That's not out of chakra yet. We're still conscious.

I think it's time we show our utterly distorted and unstoppable drive to keep fighting until there is nothing left, he has no shields left and is on the move, he is no sensor if we can line up behind him use our last once of chakra to shoot him though the back hope summoned monkey gets help.

>>42856862
It's technically true. We can just say "I was going to shoot him, but he grabbed Kiba with an extended arm and then blocked the shot with him". That is completely factually accurate, we're just leaving one tiny detail out. Lies by omission are the best lies.

>>42856891
Relax, we just need to get him a heart.

>>42856923
That would just make Kiba feel bad for getting in our way. We should tell him the truth that we wouldn't let him get in the way of the mission he fought for.

>>42856826
Objection!

The wound is clearly our jutsu! We literally carved our signature into him.

>>42856816
Reverse summon ourselves to monkey land. Ask them for a healer.

Oh wait. Monkeys and dogs have a weird rivalry...

>>42856923
Why would we even lie? We could just say "he'd have killed them anyway, because he was Akatsuki and they're all like that".

And it would be true. It was either take a risk or put our trust in an S-Rank criminal who had repeatedly threatened to eat our teammates' hearts. That's not really a choice.

>>42856677
>A.Pursue
Soldier pill and chase him

>>42856677
>A.Pursue
It's what our teammates would want us to do. We can't get soft now!

>>42856978
Those don't do anything by QM fiat.

>>42856978
He actually said we're taking those in between fights to go on longer

>>42856677
>A.Pursue
No. I'm sick of villains getting away. We haven't succeeded in a single plot-significant mission yet. One way or another, the Akatsuki is taking a loss today.

>>42856993
It's less "don't do anything" and more "you're taking them anyway, telling me you're eating them won't make you recover any faster".

>>42856694
>>42856700
>>42856728
>>42856744

You consider sniping him from here, but you may not hit him. Even if you did, if you passed out here, there would be no one to help your teammates.

You check on them. Everyone except Kiba is unconscious, but they don't seem to have any lasting damage. Kiba has a hole though his torso. Luckily it didn't hit his heart or lungs, but he's bleeding out something fierce. You apply basic treatment immediately to stop the bleeding as best you can. He still needs real treatment, so he has to get help.

>A.Take him back

>B.Summon a monkey to go for help

>C.Other

>>42857055
>>B.Summon a monkey to go for help

>>42856978
>>42856989
>>42857022

Woops

Bit too slow guys

>>42857055
>A.Take him back
>B.Summon a monkey to go for help
Do both, through sheer stubbornness if need be.

>>42857055
>A.Take him back
We go and everyone else that can still fight pursues Kakuzu

>>42857055
>>B.Summon a monkey to go for help

>>42857055
>A.Take him back
>B.Summon a monkey to go for help
We send the monkey ahead, and meet any medical ninjas halfway so we can get back to what we were doing.

>>42857087
>everyone else that can still fight pursues Kakuzu
Which is exactly nobody. We're the last man standing out of everyone here.

>>42857055
>C.Other
Abandon them, chase after Kakuzu.

>>42857055
>>B.Summon a monkey to go for help

I hope we know some fast monkeys.

>>42857055
B.
Try not to pass out from summoning

>B.Summon a monkey to go for help.

>>42857055
>>B.Summon a monkey to go for help
Then leg it after threads if we're still conscious.

>>42857055
>C.Other
Write him off as a lost cause, go complete the mission, feel real bad about it later.

>>42857154
edge fag fuck off.

>>42857127
>>42857154
We get it, you're fucking salty. You can lay off now.

chase Kakuzu, Shino is out there alone, once monkey is summoned say how urget this is he should be pretty damned fast.

Something tells me this is a set up we loose Shino or Kiba...thats a dick move if so.

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>>42857154

>Abandoning our comrades after we swore an oath to the Third Hokage as he died in our arms.

What kind of shitcunt are you?

>>42857194
We made an oath that we would carry on the will of the fallen. Also, we said we would protect the Jinchuuriki.

>>42857182
Like I said, something bad was probably going to happen regardless of what we chose.

We're still in the "shaped by events" phase, apparently (a polite way of saying on the rails).

>>42857194
The kind that knows how to prioritize. We swore to protect the village. The Akatsuki getting their hands on another Tailed Beast will cause it a million times the suffering that Kiba's death will. We've already decided that the potential death of our team is acceptable, we made that decision when we shot at Kakuzu instead of agreeing to his terms. And now you want to back out that you've been confronted with the consequences first hand? What kind of shitcunt are you?

>>42857250
We're not going to get Fuu back, anon, barring some Shino-related miracle. We were always bound to lose strategically, it's just a matter of who survived.

The sooner you accept this fact, the better.

>>42857250
a teenage one who did just shoot his team mate in his first ever case of friendly fire.

>>42857066
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>>42857095
>>42857112
>>42857130
>>42857131
>>42857138
>>42857148

You perform the Summoning Jutsu. In a puff of smoke appears Sarutaro, slightly bigger then the last time you saw him. You direct him to go get help, and he takes off across the desert.

You still consider chasing the masked man, but you're at your limit. You wouldn't make it far.

You do what you can to treat the others until help arrives. It eventually does, and the others are taken by medical ninjas to get treated.

Tenten is here as well.

"We should be able to keep Kiba alive, we got here in time." she says. "But everybody else needs to rest. That includes you, Kon."

>A.You're right

>B.Someone needs to go after that guy

>C.Shino is still out there

>D.Other

>>42857310
>>C.Shino is still out there

>>42857310
>C.Shino is still out there

>>42857310
>C.Shino is still out there
Make a halfhearted attempt to keep going.

>>42857310
>C.Shino is still out there
>We must move quickly!

>>42857310
>B.Someone needs to go after that guy
>C.Shino is still out there
Gotta get Bugman some support

>>Shino is still out there, and Kakuzu might be behind him.

>>42857310
>C.Shino is still out there
>D. He might be chasing him that guy, send like 20 guys to back him up and track that guy down. If we don't have 20 guys, send as many as we can

>>42857300
Fine, so we won't save Fuu. But we can still kill Kakuzu. Then we'd at least cost the Akatsuki something instead of just handing them victory after victory.

>>42857302
>Our teammates knew they'd be risking death, we can't let that jeopardize the mission
>Oh no, our teammates could die, we need to abandon the mission to save them
Make up your fucking mind.

So, if Fuu lives, who wants to try to hook her up with Shino?
Bugman needs some love too, you know.

>>42857310
Engage: Anger Overwelming

Shino is still out there, either I see everyone get out of here or I give them hell before dragging them there with me.

We need to track that guy, find him, kill him before he gets his partner to cover him, he has 1 heart, we injured him and now we have a grudge.

>>42857362
Would that be safe? Fodder sent out purely for numbers might just give Kakuzu more hearts back.

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>>42857250
>>42857240


We are barely standing, and the ONLY one concious in our group. If we try and press the fight against kakuzu, there is good odds of him just wasting us, and then coming back and finishing off ALL of our downed comrades. Then, not only does Akatsuki get a new Jinchuuriki, Kakuzu gets a whole bunch of new hearts, the Sand loses 2 of its up and coming Jonin, and the Leaf loses a whole squad of good ninjas.

>>42857310
>C.Shino is still out there
>D. Not resting til this is over.

>>42857310
I'm not letting that bastard have Shino's heart!

>Soldier Pill!

>I need your best trackers! He already has a lead!

>>42857379
That was our chance to do our part in the mission by taking out the hostile, we were not prepared to pursue that hostile when our attack failed.

>>42857310
>>C.Shino is still out there

>>42857310
>B. Someone needs to go after that guy
>C. Shino is still out there

We need to back him up, busted as we are

>>42857384
>if Fuu lives
Anon...

>>42857310
>>B.Someone needs to go after that guy
>>C.Shino is still out there

>>42857415
we're already taking them anon

It's not enough cuz we're still pretty tired

>>42857310
>>C.Shino is still out there

>>42857407
I think the idea is get him lined up and snipe him, in theory if Ten Ten is ahead of us she can teleport us to her for the shot, we then limp him, Shino is coming home alive we will not be responsible for him being killed.

>>42857407
>>42857417
Bullshit. Even right now people are still voting to go back into the field. There isn't a single god damn "You're right, I am too tired to keep going" vote. So clearly no one believes that. You're just trying to justify your cowardice, keep from admitting that this mission is going to fail because you didn't have the will to keep going.

>>42857415
>Soldier Pill!
Those don't work, anon. They never have.

Now bend over and take your railing like a good boy.

>>42857471
It's not railroading if you get on the rails of your own free will because you're too scared to go off road.

>>42857327
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>>42857334
>>42857339
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>>42857349
>>42857362
>>42857388
>>42857412
>>42857422
>>42857429
>>42857438
>>42857449

"Someone needs to go after that guy!" you insist. "And Shino is still out there alone!"

"We're going to have teams sent out to search." Tenten replies. "And I believe in Shino. He's not going to let himself be killed like this. Anyway, you need to rest, then you can go search too. You're useless if you pass out. I'm going to go start, you can catch up to me, okay?"

>A.Press it

>B.Relent

>C.Other

>>42857468

You dumb motherfucker. This was about not leaving kiba to die because one anon wanted to fucking get his murder boner on. Now that backup HAS arrived and our friends are not in immediate life threatening danger, we can pursue.

>>42857468
It says in the fucking update
>you are at your limit

Kon is done. That was an opponent canon Kakashi was getting his shit wrecked by. There was never any realistic chance of killing him to begin with, and any that remained disappeared the second we ended up attacking with Heavenly Lance instead of trying out a new charging attack.

We were MEANT to lose this engagement, and we have. No amount of FIGHT DA POWAH is going to change that fact.

>>42857540
>A.Press it

>>42857540
>C.Other
Fine give me 15 minutes, also tag me with a reverse summon and bring me back in said 15 minutes

>>42857540
>>B.Relent

>>42857540
>B.Relent
>C.Heheh, Reverse Summoning?

>>42857540
>B.Relent
"Damnit..."

>>42857540
>A.Press it
This isn't over yet.

>>42857540
>>A.Press it

Kiba should have soldier pills on him, I can take one of those and keep going.

>>42857540
>B.Relent
"Summon me when you need me. I'm not going to let my friends die on my watch, 'doctor's orders' be damned."

>>42857540
>A. Press it

Soldier pills. Now.

I swore an oath. I'm not letting another person this important die.

>>42857540
>>B.Relent


>>42857553
>trying out a new charging attack
That'd be even more telegraphed than Heavenly Lance.

>>42857540
Reverse summon me the moment you need me, THE MOMENT, rest while having Heavenly Lance on our minds, ready to spawn and 360 no scope that hairy cunt.

>>42857553

Seriously, I am amazed that Laze let us do as well as we did. Kakuzu by all rights should have demolished us.

>>42857540
>C.
"If you find him reverse summon me, please, one shot and I can end this."

>>42857585
THOSE. DO. NOTHING.

This has long since been established, anon. Get with the fucking program.

>>42857585
OI CHUCKEFUCK WE ALREADY HAVE THOSE AND TAKE THEM IN BETWEEN FIGHTS

ITS NOT AS EFFECTIVE AS YOU THINK

>>42857540
>>B.Relent
Reverse summon me again?

>>42857540
>C. Tag me.
>B. Relent.

>>42857540
>A.Press it
Someone had to die today.

>>42857540
>C.Other
"If you're going, I'm going with you"

I bet soldire pills have a huuuge crash afterwards, but fuck it, load up on them. we can justify beingg out for a week if we catch that guy

>>42857641
the pills do nothing idjit

>>42857607
Genjutsu monkeys may be better. He wouldn't expect those.

Nobody expects those.

>>42857540
>A. Press it

We're going to do this, heaven or hell let's rock. If I die, at least I died fulfilling my promise

>>42857641
No, we're not dying before we can even be of help.