google it

Ask your neighbor

>>42948757
Nigga the monitor is gone.

Use your phone for google instead.

>>42948725
Become a psychic!

>>42948725
Get an education, enlist for secret service.

>>42948757
you can't google you SILLY BITCH. joking anon love you.

>>42948768
You decide to brave social interaction, and ask your neighbor. You walk over to their rather nice house, and knock on the door. Within seconds, somebody answers.

But who is it?

>A: A fellow neckbeard, who will surely aid you in your quest.
>B: a cute girl, perfect for the waifu character
>C: a normal person. has a nice hat.
>D: write in

>>42948725
Ask /a/. They are the closest of moot's progeny.

>>42948915
>D: a 7 foot tall drunk redneck

>>42948915
>MOOT WAS YOUR NEIGHBOR THE WHOLE TIME!

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>42949013
>>42949027
shit anons I dunno which to choose. I will decide with a roll.

>>42948915

>d. pepe

>>42949065
You open your door, and see


Moot.

oh yeah turns out he is your CHILDHOOD FRIEND and you have known each other for years. How did you forget that? Oh well, that doesn't matter.

"Oh, hey. What can i do for you, anon?"

How do you respond?

>>42949121
start hyperventilating and passout, your crushing social anxiety disorder is the reason you spend all your time online

>>42949121
>I got banned for making a thing. Can you fix it or do I have to find the guy you sold 4chan too?

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>42949121
I roll to seduce.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>42949121
I roll for punch him in the face.

>>42949232
>>42949287
Seems that we ugly and weak.

>>42949166
>>42949193


"I....I g...I got ...b-b-b-banned..." You start to say, your breathing getting heavy. No, not now! You're so close...so..

"Are you okay anon? Anon, are you okay?" moot asks, as you hyperventilate. Your heart is pounding, your vision blurs, And you reach out to punch moot in the face. You miss, and soon, all you see

is darkness
You wake up on the cold floor. You look around...and there's nothing. You're in a pure white room, with no features whatsoever. You stand up, looking around.

"Hello, moot?" You asked your voice echoing.

Are you dead? Is this...heaven? No, that's impossible. Heaven isn't REAL. IF you had your fedora on, you could explain why, but you, in your rush, left it at home like a fool. Anger fills your body, all euphoria leaving you. Your thoguht as soon distracted, by a voice calling towards you, deep yet calming.

"Anon....it is not yet your time.... you have a great destiny...You must rid the word of quests!"

Suddenly, you remember the name of this quest, and think that makes sense.

What do you say to the voice?

>>42949365
>"Can I kill people?"

>>42949365
k

>>42949459
>>42949477
"Can I kill people?" You ask the voice. It chuckles

"No. You WILL kill people."

Oh, well that was neat.

"K" You say with a shrug, suddenly feeling a strong wind.

"GOOD! NOW GO ANON, AND FACE YOUR DESTINY" The voice booms.


And you wake up.

"Anon!" Moot says, standing up. You look around, you're in a hospital bed. Only moot is around.

"You've been out for a week! I was worried about you....but I've been here, by your side, the entire time."

Moot was there...for you? Maybe you misjudged him...maybe...he is your friend.

>A: Forgive him, never bring up you wanted to kill him.
>B: kill him, you fool
>C: Kill him anyways, right now
>D: Other???

>>42949601
wait b is meant to be kiss him. my ad

>>42949601
>He's been plotting to sell your body for organs! Kill him!

>>42949365
>Are you okay anon? Anon, are you okay?
You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smoooth criminal.

>>42949693
Are you sure, anon?

Do you really want to kill moot, your friend?

>>42949601
Destroy him!
Remove his very essence from this world!

>>42949993
We don't have friends.

>>42949693
>>42950030
>>42950038


Well, okay anons.

"Moot..." You whisper, as he leans closer.

"...I've always HATED YOU."

That was probably good enough. You grab him by his hair, and bring him, shoving his face into your neckbeard. And you try, with your manchild might to snap his neck.

It didn't work. However, your neckbeard did suffocate him, so it all good.

Moot was dead. And you killed him.

You got out of bed, hiding the body. "A success." You nod, looking around. Now what?


>A: Escape the hospital
>B: devour moot's flesh and heart, to grain his power.
>C: cry, the guilt breaking you.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>42950113
Diablerize moot and hope his generation isn't too high.

>>42950113
>B: devour moot's flesh and heart, to grain his power.
I'm hoping for wheat.

Steal his powers

>>42950113
>Find a scalpel. Remove his heart. Take it with you, you consume it later. Then get out from hospital.

>>42950160
>>42950170
>>42950185

You grab a scalpel, taking out moots heart, pocketing it. You will enjoy that later.

Then, you turn to his body, and you begin to eat. You consume, and you grow. You feel your power becoming more, but by how much?

>roll 1d20

>>42950242
Roll

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>42950242
Rolling

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>42950242

>>42950482
>>42950528

Yes! The power! THE POW- you really don't feel all the different.

Like, you feel a bit stronger, but not by much. Did you eat him wrong? Probably, you were in a rush. You remember the heart, and wonder...

>A: eat the heart now, receieve the rest of the power.
>B: Save it until you need it the most.

>>42950565
>A: eat the heart now, receieve the rest of the power.
Maybe he didn't have much power to begin with?

>>42950565
>>A: eat the heart now, receieve the rest of the power.
Maybe the heart will unlock the flesh?

>>42950565
Okay, eat it

>>42950610
>>42950789
>>42950795


You figured better now or never, so you bite into his heart, chomping down.

Your eyes go wide, as you feel the power course though you. Was this was moot was hiding? If you had taken him head-on....you shudder.

You lift your hand up, blasting a whole in the walls of the hospital. Freedom.


Anything you wanna do before you leave?

>>42950899
>Write "BANNED" with his blood on the wall.

>>42951002
>>42950899
Yes, but try to drink some of his blood as well. Perhaps there are still scraps of power left.

>>42951002
You look down at Moot's defeated body, ad know what to do.

You get to work, writing "BANNED" on the wall of the hospital.

You then leave, hearing police sirens. It doesn't matter, you have become stronger. You can defeat them.

You can defeat anybody.


>Okay, that's done. It was fun for me, and I hope it was fun for you.

Since this would be no fun if I run it into the ground, tomorrow will be the grand finale of this awful shitposting. Will Anon McAnon get rid of quests forever? Will Moot come back? Will we ever find true love?

All these questions and more, on the next dragon ball z

>>42951168
You're wrong; they'll be answered right now.

No, probably not, and a worthless neckbeard like us? FUCK no.