>>43075074
Even once you have made your mind up, theres about 50 minutes before you need to start walking to 711. Perhaps some video games, or 4chan might get you pumped?
Theres always a whole internet at your disposal.

>Leave early
>Go on internet [write in]
>Go on 4chan [write in]
>Play video games
>Do pushups
>Write poetry
>Do anything [write in]

>>43075081
>Go on 4chan [Masturbate to the guro thread on /b/]

>>43075308
This, and
>Katana
Can't beat the masterwork of japanese smiths.

>>43075081
>>Go on 4chan [write in]
Write a quest on /tg/

>>43075081

Its been well over an hour since you last masturbated and the fact that you had murdered someone not too long ago added to this excitement.

You felt a hard sensation in your pants, and sent your hands to check things out. Sliding under your clothing, they confirmed what you already suspected, something must have gotten you hard out of thin air.

You turn your monitor back on and see what kind of erotic fantasies your web history might be able to fuel... ofcourse, /b/!!

Scrolling down the gore thread you made earlier, you find that some anon had started to dump some guro artwork.. Feeling a little adventurous, you unbuckle your pants and start pleasuring yourself.
Drawings of little girls with huge wounds, missing limbs, being embraced (assaulted?) by soldiers.. the wild mix of images kept you aroused as long as you didnt sit around enough to ponder the content.
It was about three minutes before you finished.. Masturbating by yourself for all these years surely conditioned you to have speedy orgasms.

Sorry for the brief wait, some things started to stress me out but i'm ignoring them for the sake of the quest now..
Walking to the bathroom to clean yourself off, you quickly catch the red glowing eyes of something stairing at you from just outisde your window, but before you
you can get a better glimpse it dissapears!

You grab a shirt at your feet and wipe the body fluids off of you quickly before throwing on more clothes. That was scary as hell...

Grabbing your katana in hand you decided you might want to check around your house to make sure nothing is lurking... or you could just wait... ORRR just leave the house early and make your way to 711

>Check around the house
>Wait around for another thirty minutes
>Head off to 711 now

>>43076470
>Check around the house

>>43076470
>Check around the house

>>43076579
>>43076601
O yeah be sure to roll d20 when ever you vote from here on btw

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>43076654
All right.

>>43076579

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>43076725
That was the wrong one.
>>43076601

Your anxious mother usually has the house locked up all day, so you knew any threat to your safety lies outside, and that it would be be better to face head-on.
Grabbing your katana, you head downstairs, making sure not to let your mom spot you. If she saw you with a katana in your hand she might call the cops or something!

Checking the area under your window, you see nothing out of the ordinary. It is a bit dark now however, so you have to remain vigiliant. Walking around to the front side of
your house, you spot a man.. so it seems.. sitting on the outdoor bench. He's staring at you and gives you a nice smile upon making eye contact. A very short fellow
under 5'0, people online would jokingly refer to him as a manlet, but he didn't seem entirely human. For starters, his skin was deathly pale, and some sort of invisible aura
around him makes it hard to look at him for too long.

"Lovely evening isn't it?" He asks, almost playfully.. "Calhim, how nice to meet you. Look, John isn't what he seems... He wants you for his own schemes, and if you go with him
tonight, you will solidify your own doom.."

Something told you this man isn't what he seems either. "I'm Viktor", he speaks.. as if reading your mind. "And if you'd be willing to help me take care of John I could repay you greatly..." He stops, waiting for a sign from you before continuing.

>Tell him to continue
>Tell him to leave/Attack him
>Ask him anything [write in]
>Walk away

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>43077107
>Tell him to continue

Wait, what??!! Where's Hikki Mori? Is this the same guy?

>>43077384
*Actually searches for NEET Quest on suptg and discovers that, even if it was the best, it wasn't the only one. Too bad, back to watching the thread.*

"John is in a cult... they murder and sacrifice dead bodies in the name of Satan. Sometimes they pick off random people walking on the street, other times they entice and lure
others before murdering them violently. Making deals with Satan has long since regarded as a bad idea for a reason". You aren't sure what to make from all of this and start spewing spaghetti,
"Why would John want ME dead? He needs my help, I must be of some importance!"

"Ofcourse he needs you, killing others in contact with Satan yields great power for those involved. The head of cult will become much more powerful with your blood spilt in its presence.
I know you don't have much reason to believe me, but listen, you need to kill John and as many others as you can"... "I've procured this for you" He opens up his hand and offers you a grenade.

You hesitate before taking it, "I can only follow you so far, but once you complete this task for me, ill be able to help you out in return"

Before you walk away you get have a chance to ask Vitkor anything
>[Write in]
>Walk away

>>43077384
I didn't know until I started this thread there were other NEET quests, oh well..

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>43077548
>What kind of power/what exactly am I dealing with here?

who would be more interested in an Fzero themed quest? I have the intro typed out if anyone would want to play it now, I feel like nobody really likes this one :'(

Unsure of what the hell you were just told, "great power?" you asked.

"Yes, at this point I am certain that their leader is not human, and is stronger than any olympian anthlete, you would be best to avoid him" He laughs "The other cultists get their share in terms of money, riches..
this ofcourse turns into political power. But they are in no way as threatning as their leader, his presence alone would drive anyone unfamiliar away, dont worry about encountering him in the beginning..
but if you sit around too long you may."

"I know none of this makes any sense yet, but just remember what i've told you... I must leave" He says, before getting up to walk away.

You are still quite unsure of what to make from this. I mean Viktor knew some pretty solid details, but who's to say his agenda also did not consist of disregarding your life? You look down into
your hand on the grenade, and then your watch... It was time to start going, the only question was..

>We're you still sure of bringing the katana?
>Maybe you should just take the Sai
or honestly.. >Why not both?

>anything else before you leave [write in]

>>43077548
Seriously, just read the other (HIKKI MOTHERFUCKING MORI's one). It's just... Fucking similar, and that shit was epic, I'll tell ya wut, m8.

>>43077851
Not sure if you're still here but...

Grab katana and leave.

>>43078321
im here just a little depressed

>>43077851
Grab the katana and leave

>>43077851
>Just Sai.
>Arrange bed so mother will think we're sleeping.
>>43078392
Don't be. You are good, for a beginner, of course. Just go on and you'll gradually improve.

>>43078457
Depressed about out of game stuff, but thanks that influences me to go on..

>>43078496
That goes for life too. Sort of. Not like I know better, life is pretty shit right now for me too. But there's /tg/ for me at night, and for that, we thank you.

After the strange meeting you decide you should pop back into your room before going out to the 711. Craftily placing your pillows under your sheets, you manage to give the impression that
you are sleeping inside of them, incase your mother checks. You decide to bring both your sai and Katana, carefully concealing the former and holding the latter with your hand as you head out into the
streets.

Its a short walk to the 711, and you spend about 20 minutes before a red SUv pulls up infront of you, John behind the wheel. "Hop in" he says, you oblige.

"About earlier", he starts " I didnt mean to put you on the spot earlier, its just... theres a whole lot of that you'll need to face if you want to work with me. You'll have a better
idea once you meet the others later"... "Thats what this whole trip is about, introducing you to the others and giving you an idea of the work we'll have you be doing"

You sit quiet as your mind still scrambles to go over all the information you heard recently, and John notices. He stays quiet for the rest of the ride too.

Driving for about 10 minutes into the forest, he stops "here we are" he says before getting out of the vehicle. With the door open, he says to you, "you might wanna leave that sword in here
I dont think you want to give the wrong impression tonight"

You hesitate, but decide to listen to him.. you do have your other blades hidden, anyways (as well as the grenade).

Following John, you guys stop infornt of a large rock and looking down, you see cellar doors.. an intrance of some sort that leads underground.

John opens them and starts descending into the lit basement. Now, you notice, would be the ideal time to stab him in the back and make a run for it. But you still weren't entirely
sure the small man was truthful either... infact you had no idea what was going on, and decided to

>attack john
>follow John
>ask questions [write in]
>anything [write in]

>>43078734
>follow John

>>43078734
>Follow John

>>43078734
>>follow John

Following John, you yourself descend into the basement... which is more like a dungeon upon inspection. The walls are made of stone, and torches hang along on the walls. Quite a specticle for the
21st century.

John heads left and comes to a wooden door, he opens it, and you get a glimpse of what definitely is a cult-like meeting. Atleast five people in all black robes, candle lights... even an alter!
They all turn to look and acknlowedge you, yet dont say anything. One comes up to you and takes his robe off, "hello you must be the new one", you nod... "We are the sons of satan" he says...
he extends his arm and points to a corner in the room, where two robed members are hauling a body to the alter. Not just any body... a female body, you take notice! and the man laughs
"so a female is what you want huh?" he asks as the body is placed on the alter. "You can have this one, if you agree to pledge your service to us... there is much work to be done
and you can consider this an advance if you will".. "Make your demonic prayer of sacrifice and we will consider you one of ours..." This was all happening so fast

>Pray to Satan for the GF you've desired
>Attack the man (Grenade, Sai)
>Attack John
>Decline
>Ask anything [write in]
>Do anything [write in]

roll d20 too

>>43079059
>pull pin on grenade, ask him to recite it so that we may follow. Cook grenade while he speaks. Toss and run.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>43079096

>>43079059
"Sir" you respond " I dont remember the demonic prayer of sacrifice.... might you guide me in it?" he scowls at you and after commanding the others to light candles around the body he begins the prayer, next to you...
the others form a half circle around you. "O mighty lord satan".. you chant along, but as you do.. you cook the grenade "by whom all things are set free.. accept my lifeless sacrifice" as you reach these words you
toss the grenade into the half circle of cultists and start to run out of the room. John notices the grenade before the others do and yells before it explodes. As it explodes you're running down the hallway and you
aren't quite sure of the effect it had. Reaching the surface, you remember that Johns car is unlocked but he has the keys on him... you have quite a few options but not much time to decide.. If any of the cultists survived that they would surely be on your tail

>Grab Katana, check car
>Grab Katana, ambush cultists
>Ambush Cultists
>Make a run for the town
>Hide
>Write in

>>43079288
>Grab Katana, ambush cultists

>>43079288
Grab katana and run home

roll+1d20

>>43079376
Aw.

>>43079323
>>43079411
both of you roll 1d20 and link ur vote

it goes into options category

>>43079376
>>43079411

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>43079454
Holy shit I'm so fucking stupid...

You go around to the passenger side and grab your blade out of the car and start running in the direction of home... You weren't the fastest of runners, but you did have the headstart. Having jogged before
you had the stanima to jog for a while. It took well over an hour, but you finally made it home.. and were the most exhuasted you had been in your life.

Still hyper vigilant, you checked around your house before unlocking the door and going to bed in your room.. you've seen the end of the cultist for now, but your main quest
had yet to be fulfilled... it might be best to lay low for the next few days

I'm gonna call it a night for now, sorry I know it hasnt been up too long I just need to get myself more psyched for this and got other homework im gonna work on

Thanks for playing and ill be back

>>43079799
Love ya bae.

bump

>>43075074
URHGURHG
I caught the first issue on the archives a short while back.
My body is ready.

>>43077651
Nah, its good.