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Theresa's told me about the latest trouble that she's gotten herself into, we've made plans to hopefully deal with it tomorrow, and I've also gotten my fill of teasing her about Irene. I think that's everything.

"Thanks for inviting me over and telling me about this stuff instead of running off on your own," I say. "And also for the juicy relationship info."
"......" Theresa rolls her eyes. "...yeah, it was nothing."


>time for me to go home and prepare for tomorrow
>stick around here for a while longer

>>43288550
>stick around here for a while longer
We might miss something if we leave now.

>>43288550
>>time for me to go home and prepare for tomorrow

>>43288550
>time for me to go home and prepare for tomorrow

>>43288550
>time for me to go home and prepare for tomorrow

>>43288787
>We might miss something if we leave now.
The same could be said for staying here. The Wizard of Ultimate Adventure could be strolling by RIGHT NOW and if we stay here we'll never meet him.

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>writing

As I stretch my legs in preparation for the walk home, I can't help but let out a long groan. I know it probably seems uncharacteristic for someone dressed like I am, but I can't say that I really care all that much.

"Well..." I brush off my dress and turn to Theresa, "...I've got some phonecalls to make so I should probably head home sooner rather than later."
"Oh," Theresa nods. "Well I guess I'l see you tomorrow then."


>invite the theresa to stop by my house
>the cecile walks alone

>>43290138
>>invite the theresa to stop by my house
There has to be some leftovers, right?

>>43290138
>>invite the theresa to stop by my house

>>43290138
>the cecile walks alone

I can't think of a reason in character why CC would specifically want Theresa to walk her home. I think it's still sometime in the day too, so it's like we can really consider it dangerous.

My OOC senses are tingling though.

>>43290279
>I can't think of a reason in character why CC would specifically want Theresa to walk her home.
Because they're friends and Theresa wasn't over for easter dinner? Two reasons.

>>43290138
>invite the theresa to stop by my house

>writing

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Actually...

"You wanna come over my house for a while?" I ask because why the hell not.
"Eh!?" Theresa stammers. "Why would you-"
"What," I shrug. "We're friends and we still have a TON of really really REALLY good food left over from dinner and it's not like you have to get up early tomorrow..."
"You're not gonna get out of jogging that easily," she cuts back.

do not take this from me

"I knoooooow," I groan. "Nine in the freaking morning."
"Damn straight."
"The offer's still open though," I say. "And you can say hi to Irene too..."

Haha, don't think I didn't catch that smile.


>[1/?]

>>43290279
>I can't think

>>43290861
>[2/2]

"well I guess I can come along maybe," Theresa mumbles.
"What was that?" I call out in my best impression of someone hard of hearing.

In return for my lighthearted attempt at humor, I find myself forcibly pushed out of the room.

"Let's just go already, smartass," Theresa says.
"Whatever you say!" I laugh.


>by the way, my parents are in town
>let's leave that as a surprise

>>43291093
>let's leave that as a surprise

>>43291093
>>let's leave that as a surprise

>>43291093
>>by the way, my parents are in town
Don't be an asshole.

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>>43291138
Yeah, fuck assholes.

>>43291093
>>by the way, my parents are in town

>>43291093
>>by the way, my parents are in town

>writing

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>>43291231

>>43291231
Your kind has no place here, Astolfo.

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>>43291619
Says the man with two waifus.

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Since her mother left while we were talking, it's up to Theresa to lock up before we leave... and as expected, she takes extra care to make sure that absolutely every single point of entry is taken care of. Front door, back door, windows, all of that are checked and doublechecked to make sure that they're secure. My initial thought is that Theresa's maybe being a liiiiittle bit paranoid about things, but then I remember her extracurricular activities and everything suddenly makes sense.

In all, it takes about ten minutes for Theresa to take care of everything, put away the food that was left out so it doesn't spoil, and get her shows on. A lesser Cecile might have gotten kind of antsy after a while, but I manage to occupy myself by staring at Theresa's toned derriere while she takes care of these tasks.

Nothing wrong with wandering eyes, after all. It's wandering HANDS (and other bodyparts) that get you in trouble.


>[1/?]

>>43291619
Just because she's cuter than your waifu doesn't mean you need to get upset.

>>43291862
>she

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>>43291824

"Sorry about that," Theresa says as she locks the front door, "but you know how it is."
"Yeah, yeah..." I shrug.

I ought to scold her about living such a risky life, but it's not like she'd actually listen.

With the house all locked up, it's onwards to my house with the two of us. We look really mismatched right now, with me all dolled-up and Theresa wearing her usual hoodie and jeans combination...

...hm. I wonder if she's invisible right now. I mean it's not like it'd be the first time that she did it, although there's no actual reason for her to do so. But since she's not acting weird, I'm going to assume that she's visible to the world and not just me.


>[2/?]

>>43292082
>[3/3]

"Oh yeah," I snap my fingers.
"Hm?" Theresa glances at me.
"I didn't mention it to you before, but my parents are back in town." I say to her. "Just so you know."

Theresa's eyes widen with surprise.

"Whoa, seriously?" she laughs. "I thought you and Allison were all about the no-parents life."
"It has its ups and downs," I reply, "but I -do- like it when they're actually home."
"Yeah, I know how that is," Theresa sighs. "I complain about my mother's schedule being shit all the time, but at least I get to see her most days."

Theresa used to be SUCH a mama's girl back when she was little...

"But I guess Allson's not as happy as you are that they're back," she says, elbowing my arm.
"Probably not," I reply with a nervous laugh.

Like hell I'm about to mention that I'm now just as limited in my potential sexytimes locations.


>onwards to castle navarre!
>before we make it to my house, I wanted to talk about _____

>>43292272
>>onwards to castle navarre!

>>43292272
>onwards to castle navarre!

>>43292272
>onwards to castle navarre!

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>>43291862
>your waifu
>singular

>>43292272
>Theresa used to be SUCH a mama's girl back when she was little...
Is that why she is gay*?

*Except for snake.

>>43292272
>onwards to castle navarre!

>>43292409
>mama's girl
>gay

Snake was never a daddy's boy and he was all but gay for Otacon.

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>>43291862
Astolfo is not cuter.

Astolfo is also not a girl.


>writing

>>43292591
He is.

That forehead could double as a runway.

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About ten minutes away from my house, I see Theresa flinch.

"Synapse," she says, noticing that I'm kind of staring at her.
"Oh," I nod. "Because of Irene."
"........" Theresa looks up at the sunset. "...so she's seriously living with you guys now, huh."
"Yup," I reply.
"And your parents are cool with this?"
"They actually love her," I shrug. "Even refused her offer to pay them rent."
"Wow."

Considering that I didn't take them into account at all when inviting Irene over, I'm really grateful for that.


>[1/?]

>>43292591
Don't bully Astolfo, he is best girl.

>>43292877
>[2/2]

"....hm."

We stop at my front door.

"Something wrong?" Theresa asks.
"Nah," I shake my head. "Just thought of something..."


>let's surprise them with theresa
>no surprises, walk into the house like a normal person

>>43293257

>>43293275
>>43293257
What I meant was,
>let's surprise them with theresa
:^)

>>43293257
>>no surprises, walk into the house like a normal person
Like a peasant!

>>43293257
>no surprises, walk into the house like a normal person

>>43293257
>>no surprises, walk into the house like a normal person
What is the potential surprise?

>>43293400
An excuse for arch to have fun with the scene without any real effects. But I suppose we wouldn't want that.

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>>43293400
>What is the potential surprise?
Spaghetti-related incidents from Irene and Theresa too, no biggie.


>writing

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>>43293434
>without any real effects

>>43293461
>That anal idoru.

>>43293471
>>43293461
:^)

>>43293461
It's okay you'll be as cute as Astolfo one day, you won't even have to hide behind your stuff animals.

Nah, never mind. Discarding my devilish urges, I unlock the door and walk into the house like a common peasant. Since although I do live here, it isn't MY castle. It's my parents'.

"I'm back!" I call out. "And I brought a guest !"
"Umm, hi," Theresa calls out in a decidedly softer voice.

Much to my surprise, Allison's the one who pops up to say hello to us.

"Hey," she waves to us while continuing on towards the stairs.
"Uh, hey," I wave back.
"Daddy's in the kitchen and Mom and IRene're watching TV," she says.

And with that, she hurries upstairs to do whatever it is that Allisons do.


>kitchen
>teevee room

>>43293910
>teevee room

>>43293910
>>teevee room

>> whatever it is that Allisons do.
They do lewd things!

>>43293910
>teevee room

>>43293910
>teevee room

>43293910
>teevee room
Unite the Theresa with the Irene.

>>43293910
Is it dead?

>>43294543
>archelon @QM_Archelon 2h
>Assuming that posting's back up and the thread's still around when I wake up, I'll pick up where I left off then.

>>43293910
>teevee room
Unite the Theresa with the Irene.
>>43294543
Arch said he'll continue when he wakes up on twitter.

>>43294549
Good ol' 4chan.

Nishimura wtf u doin

>>43293910
>teevee room

>>43294902
Feels like most of the times the servers go down, it interupts an Archelon thread.

>>43295651
Well most longer server outages take place in the wee hours (server time) because there's nobody around to fix them quickly. That just happens to overlap the times turtle runs his quest.

>>43293910
>teevee room
Unless Theresa really likes CC's dad for some reason.

Also Bump to keep this alive.

>>43296092
Bump before the sandman gets me.

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Bumping with some of arch's favorite aidorus.

Back.


>writing

>>43298081
Welcome back

>>43298081
Yay!

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After thanking Allison for the helpful information, I make my way to the TV room. Theresa follows not too far after me, perking her head around the corner as I walk in.

"Welcome back," Mom turns away from the TV to smile at me.
"Hi," Irene waves. "I'm surprised that you're back so soon."
"Yeah, well..."

I backtrack to the doorway and pull Theresa into plain view.

"...I thought that Theresa might want some of our leftovers so I invited her over."
"Eheh..." with the most pained, awkward smile she can manage, Theresa waves hello to them.
"Oh my!"

My mother springs up from the couch and races over to my embarrassed friend, pulling her into a super tight hug before she can get away.

"I haven't seen you in forever, Theresa!" Mom chirps. "You've grown so much!"
"Umm, thanks..." Theresa replies while returning my mother's hug.
"And how's your mother doing?"
"Same as always," she mumbles.


>[1/?]

>>43298227
Warmth!

>arch still running at this time of day
Jesus.

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>>43298227
>[2/2]


Feelings very similar to jealousy start to well up inside me as I watch the exchange between my mother and Theresa. She's fawning over her like Theresa's her actual daughter, poking and prying about all sorts of personal info way more than she did when she saw me...

...but then I remember that this isn't much different from my own interactions with Theresa's mother and those feelings quickly disperse.

Mom's all laughs as she finally lets go of Theresa... and then her eyes meet with Irene, who was making it a point to keep quiet until now.


>I am that which teases
>I am a nice friend who doesn't so stuff like that

>>43298537
>I am that which teases

>>43298537
>>I am that which teases
ufufufu~

>>43298537
>I am that which teases

>>43298537
>I am that which teases

>>43298537
>I am that which teases
Of course.

>>43298537
>I am a nice friend who doesn't so stuff like that
C'mon now

>>43298537
>I am that which teases

>>43298537
>>I am a nice friend who doesn't so stuff like that
We’ve been keeping her secret so far, no reason to stop now.

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>writing

>>43298747
I didn't know you liked ashikoki, arch.

>>43298736
No reason but shenanigans.
Sadly it seems said shenanigans won.

>>43298804
To be fair, this is probably the most -Cecile- way to mess up our ability to hold a secret. We aren't being bitchy or rude or trying to put her down, we're just horribly incompetent and drop the ball at the most inconvenient times.

>>43298964
Thaaaaat's Cecile!

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"I don't think Irene appreciates being left out," I murmur to Theresa, who responds with a shoulder jab to my side.
"Eheh, sorry Irene!" my mother calls out as she hurries over to my friend and pulls her over to where the rest of us are standing. "It's just been so long since I've seen Theresa here..."
"No problem," Irene replies with a nervous laugh. "I understand."
"I guess she's not the jealous type," I reply with a wide grin.

Theresa glares at me for that one.


>[1/?]

>>43299022
Sorry Theresa.

>>43299022

"Umm..." Irene smiles, "I wasn't expecting to see you today, Theresa!"
"Yeah well Cecile kinda insisted and it's not like I had anything better to be doing back at home," Theresa mumbles while tracing her foot on the floorboards underneath her.
"Eheh, I'm definitely not complaining!" she giggles.

This is so cute that it almost makes me feel guilty.

"That's a relief," My mother sighs. "For a minute there I was worried that this would be a repeat of when Charlotte was here..."
"Y-"
"I'd certainly hope that I'd be getting along better with my own girlfriend than with Cecile's," IRene says, cutting me off.
Ah-" Theresa's jaw drops.

Haha, I couldn't have done better myself.


>[2/?]

>>43299248
Nice, Irene

>>43299248
It's official!

>>43299248
>Boisterous laughter in 3,2,1…

>>43299248
>gang-bullying the Theresa
Lewd.

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>>43299248
>[3/3]

"For real!?" My mother points at IRene and then at Theresa. "You two are..."
"Looks like it's official," I say, resting a hand on Theresa's shoulder.


>all of the credit is mine
>don't brag, just bask in the spaghetti

>>43299355
>all of the credit is mine
Sweet, sweet credit.

>>43299355
>don't brag, just bask in the spaghetti
Maximize spaghetti

>>43299355
>don't brag, just bask in the spaghetti
Mom will turn on us if we brag

>>43299355
>Be a good friend and attempt to distract your dad before he starts making inappropriate jokes about how CC's mom is the only one in the room that apparently doesn't like muff

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>>43299355
>>don't brag, just bask in the spaghetti

>>43299430
>not looking forward to that joke

>>43299355
>don't brag, just bask in the spaghetti

>writing

>>43299543
Poor, poor Theresa.

>>43299355
>don't brag, just bask in the spaghetti

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I could add to it. I could pour on the teasing to the point where Theresa goes invisible out of frustration. I so, SO want to do that. But if I do, there's a decent chance that my mother will decide to redirect the teasing storm onto me... and she's way better at it than I am. Or worse yet, she could call Daddy in here and have him do it instead.

Or the final apocalypse situation of them tagteam teasing the living hell out of me.

No, I don't think I want to risk that. So instead, I'll just step back and enjoy the show without drawing any further attention to myself.


>[1/?]

>>43299643
Yes, good work Cecile.

>>43299643
Ye, a time comes for every artist to put down their tools and admire their handiwork, declaring it finished.

>>43299643
>Or the final apocalypse situation of them tagteam teasing the living hell out of me.
YES YES YES

>>43299643
>[2/2]


"Sorry," Irene winces. "I wasn't trying to put you on the spot like that, Theresa."
"No, it's alright," Theresa mumbles, slumping her shoulders so low that my hand slides right off. "And it's not like I'm -not- your, umm... " she smiles a little, "...girlfriend."

she could be smiling like that for you

"This is just SO adorable!" my mother squeals. "Congratulations to the both of you!"
"Thanks, Mrs. Navarre," Irene replies.
"...yeah..." Theresa mumbles.

Once again, she goes into full-on mother mode, asking for all sorts of details and how long they've been going out and all that. I have to say, it's pretty satisfying to see that my efforts have paid off.


>stick around here
>go bother the old man

>>43299884
>stick around here
Give spaghetti

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>>43299884
>stick around here

>>43299884
>>go bother the old man
Our work here is done!

>>43299884
>stick around here

>>43299884
>go bother the old man

>>43299884
>go bother the old man
We done
>she could be smiling like that for you
U jelly Overshine?

>>43299884
>>go bother the old man

>>43299884
>>go bother the old man

>>43299884
>stick around here

>>43299950
The jelliest.

>>43299999
Well we did just NTR her.

>>43300042
The other voices can go suck a lemon.

>>43299884
>go bother the old man
Drag him over here

>>43300042
Cecile is her friend, NOT her waifu!

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>writing

This is nice, but it also doesn't seem that my presence is really necessary so opt to slip out of the room and tiptoe to the kitchen where my father is.

"...for real?" I say, glaring at him as he eats a huge plate of turkey breast with his bare hands.
"Hmgh?" he glances at me and quickly swallows the food that he's stuffed his mouth with. "What?"
"You know..." I sigh. "Watching you do THAT is one thing that I didn't miss about you being gone."
"Psh, like I haven't caught you doing the same."

One or two pieces yeah, but I don't prepare an entire freaking PLATE of food to do that with.

"So what's going on in the other room?" he asks pointing to the TV room with a finger covered in residue.
"Theresa's here and Mom's being Mom," I reply.
"Heh," he nods. "I should've known."


>cat's out of the bag so I might as well tell him too
>talk about something else instead

>>43300379
>cat's out of the bag so I might as well tell him too

>>43300379
>talk about something else instead

>>43300379
>>talk about something else instead
So how's work?

>>43300379
>"Also feel free to tease Theresa about her new girlfriend." No reason to mention who said gf is.

>"So, what have you been up to other than gorging yourself?"

>>43300446
>>"So, what have you been up to other than gorging yourself?"
I'll have you know being a glutton is a full time occupation.

>>43300379
>cat's out of the bag so I might as well tell him too

>>43300379
>cat's out of the bag so I might as well tell him too

>writing

"You can also feel free to tease Theresa about her new girlfriend," I say.
"Hm?" he raises an eyebrow. "Her too, huh."
"Yup."
"I just might take you up on that offer once I get done eating," he laughs.

And then he goes right back to his "finger foods." Even though he knows that I'm standing right here watching him be gross.

"So what've you been up to aside from gorging yourself?" I ask.
"Enjoying a well-earned vacation for one," he replies. "And just for that, I promise you that I'll eat every single meal while I'm here with my hands," he grins. "And Allison said she's gonna be making spaghetti tomorrow."

Oh God why.


>[1/?]

>>43300941
>I promise you that I'll eat every single meal while I'm here with my hands," he grins. "And Allison said she's gonna be making spaghetti tomorrow."

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>>43300965
Dropped my image

>>43300941
Because you touch Charlotte at night, Cecile.

>>43300990
She hasn't done that since she got Char.

>>43301026
Au contraire, dear anon.

>>43300941
>[2/2]

"Please don't do that," I groan. "This is bad enough, but-"

I shudder violently at the image of his giant hands covered in tomato sauce and pasta.

"Just... please."
"I dunno," he laughs. "Your mother always had the best reactions when I did that, and the thought of you seeing it too just might be too good to pass up."
"Pleeeeease," I plead.
"Under one condition," he replies.
"What?"

A million humiliating scenarios flood my imagination.

"I'd like for you to tell me how you've been doing since I've been gone," Daddy says.
"......huh?"

I stand there for a few seconds, dumbfounded by the fact that his request was entirely reasonable for a change.

"You're never the one to answer the phone when we call home, and I -do- worry about how you've been handling yourself since that whole horrible kidnapping thing that you STILL haven't bothered to talk to us about," he replies.


>how do i respond?

>>43301166
>Overall I'm doing great, dad. Yeah the kidnapping thing was tough, but I'm over it now. And I've made a lot of new friends so it's all good!

>>43301166
Well the usual... teenager stuff.

>>43301166
Start with a simple
>".....uhh,"
and something about how ever since we met Charlotte we've been having a more active social life with our friends and meeting new people like Irene.

>>43301166
>"Charlotte can't tie herself up."

>>43301166
"I... I try not to think about it. Those horrible memories come back whenever I do..."

>>43301166
"I'm doing just fine, Charlotte has been great to me. Well, so has everyone else too."

>>43301166
>"I mean, it wasn't THAT bad."

>>43301166
>"Did you know I can use Alison's double platinum account to buy lingerie?"

>>43301260
Ratting her out that easily anon!?

>>43301166
>Ok... I guess?

>>43301274
He already knows.

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>writing

>>43301386
Why is Iori so lewd?

>>43301402
All that semen she has absorbed in her butt has given her the lewds in addition to better skin.

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>>43301402
Idols basically have to be prostitutes for their upper management.

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I thought it was suspicious that neither one of them tried to grill me about what happened back then... I guess it was only a matter of time before they did. Not that they're wrong to, of course. I mean, their daughter got kidnapped while they were gone and it's just natural for them to still be worried about how that affected me.

"Uhh..." I search for what to say. "...I'm doing pretty great, I guess?" I say with a shrug. "That kidnapping thing was horrible but aside from that I've managed to make some new friends and Charlotte's as good a girlfriend as I could've ever hoped for."
"Hm." He picks up a napkin and wipes off his hands. "So your social life's doing alright."
"Yup," I reply. "Better than it's ever been, actually."

It's the one part of my life that I can say that about without hesitation.


>[1/?]

>>43301694
That's not true Cecile. You can also say that with 100% certainty about your sex life.

>>43301783
Her sexlife is infinitely better than it was a year ago.

>>43301812
I'm glad we agree anon!

>>43301783
>>43301812
>>43301843
I suppose "never" to "up to six times a night" does technically qualify.

>>43301694
>[2/2]

"So Charlotte's been treating you alright?" Daddy asks.
"Of course she has," I reply, glaring at him. "Why would you even think that she wasn't?"
"Hey, I dunno," he sighs, "maybe because you're suddenly dressing differently now all of a sudden and Allison says you're spending a LOT of time over there lately? If this was a guy we were talking about then I'd be saying the same thing."
"........."

I let out a long, annoyed groan.

"Charlotte isn't making me do anything, okay?" I say, heaving a sigh. "And I'm wearing this dress because I -like- it."
"Okay, alright," he replies. "So she's the ideal girlfriend, I take it?"
"Yes, she is."
"You haven't heard anything weird from her family, have you?"
"Huh?"

Of course I have but I have no idea how much HE knows about it...

"Well there's the entire fact that you two were kidnapped to begin with," Daddy says, "not to mention what happened to the people who did the kidnapping after you managed to escape..." he holds up his hands like he's trying to emphasize something, but places them back on the table before he can make whatever point he was trying to make. "You did hear about that, right?"


>I know everything
>play dumb

>>43301923
>I know everything
Cecile sucks at playing dumb

>>43301923
>>I know everything

>>43301923
>>I know everything

>>43301923
>I know everything

>>43301923
>play dumb

>>43301923
>>I know everything
>thousandyardstare.jpg

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>writing

>>43302114
Cecile is a good girl.

>>43302114
arch, why hasn't your waifu put on any panties this thread?

Did you steal them?

>>43302186
You're not going to trick me into posting pantsu iori pictures.

>>43302218
So you did. Alright, just checking!

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"Yeah, I know all about it," I say.
"How all those Mafia guys were murdered the day after you went to the hospital?" Daddy asks.
"Ugh, YES," I groan.
"Alright, just making sure," he replies.
"Why are you even bringing that up?"
"Because I've heard some stuff about Charlotte's father and it makes me wonder," he says. "Especially after the way she acted towards Irene... you know that she's some kind of independent investigator, right?"
"Yeah," I reply.

I'm half-tempted to tell him about that time I helped her with a certain serial killer, but that'd only make things worse.

"Just trying to make sure that my little girl hasn't gotten caught up in some shady mafia shit," Daddy says. "'Cuz even though I might not be around all the time, I do worry about you constantly."
"I know..."


>[1/?]

>>43302255
Cecile will be fine, she's a right killing-machine herself now!

>>43302293
Got a better K/D ratio than Overshine, anyway.

>>43302325
Don't bully Overshine anon, poor thing already lost a waifu.

>>43302362
That's actually something to worry about. Over-chan might turn unpredictable. Unpredictable is dangerous. Unpredictable is trying to take over CC.

>>43302255
>[2/2]

Daddy finally gets up from the table and walks up to me, then pulls me into a really tight hug. Like, almost painfully so.

"You know I love you, right?" he asks.
"Yeah..." I mumble while hugging him right back.

This is something that I really missed. This right here.

"So just tell me if you're in trouble, okay/" he asks. "You know I'm not above messing someone up for hurting you."
"C'mon..."
"Hey, I mean it," he laughs. "Though I might need some help if you get in too deep, but I -do- know some people who could help me bust some faces if need be."
"Ugh."

I pull free of his embrace and poke him in the forehead.

"I'm -not- in trouble," I reply, "and even if I was I could take care of myself."
"Psh, yeah right," he scoffs. "You were inconsolable a few years back when all the flowers that you were trying to grow all died, and I very much doubt that's changed all that much."
"Yeah, well you'd be surprised."

I'm not about to brag about being a three-time murderer though.


>more daddy-talking about stuff
>go in the other room and bug the others

>>43302362
we should try and set up a date for Overshine and Otheresa.

>>43302398
>go in the other room and bug the others

>>43302398
>go in the other room and bug the others

>>43302398
>more daddy-talking about stuff

>>43302398
>more daddy-talking about stuff

>>43302398
>>go in the other room and bug the others

>>43302399
Otheresa doesn't like Overshine, though.

>>43302398
>>go in the other room and bug the others

>>43302398
>>more daddy-talking about stuff
So what do you think of Kevin?

>>43302450
>spoiler
She talked shit about my waifu?
Otheresa a slut

>>43302398
>more daddy-talking about stuff

>>43302398
>>go in the other room and bug the others

>>43302450
>spoils
Well that could change y'know. Might even get Overshine-chan to be a little less 'Overshine-ish' if she could get a date.

I wonder if we could get her embarrassed...

>>43302560
Can the sun blush? If so, how?

>>43302560
Maybe some explicit fantasies about Overshine x Theresa would do it.

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>writing

>>43302636
>still no pantsu
Conspicuous.

>>43302588
>>43302610
We should ask her about that sometime.

>>43302713
She's too much of a narcissist for spaghetti.

>>43302797
But we are Cecile!

A Master of the Spaghetti Arts!

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>>43302697
>>43302242
>>43302186
Here's your panties

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>>43302856

>>43302856
Much obliged!

>>43302856
but I didn't ask for panties I asked if arch stole them.

>>43302923
Well you can see from the picture that he obviously didn't.

"Hey, where're you going?" my father calls out as I start for the door.
"It's getting too serious in here," I reply. "So I'm gonna go bug Theresa some more before she leaves."

I guess he remembers what I said about teasing her about her girlfriend because he follows right after me as I leave the kitchen.

"...oh."

Like five steps out of there, I come just short of running into Irene.

"I was wondering where you'd disappeared to," she laughs.
"Just having some annoying family talk," I reply while glancing back at my father. "What's up?"
"I was going to get something for Theresa to eat," she says while motioning to the smaller girl who's currently trying to hide behind her back.


>encourage the theresa to say hi to mah papa
>let the girl have her food

>>43303116
>encourage the theresa to say hi to mah papa

>>43303116
>encourage the theresa to say hi to mah papa
more spaghetti please!

Also, I swear this thread is nearly been up for nearly a full day. Color me amazed.

>>43303116
>>encourage the theresa to say hi to mah papa

>>43303116
>encourage the theresa to say hi to mah papa

>>43303116
>>encourage the theresa to say hi to mah papa
It's not a full visit until you've been teased by every member of the family.

>>43303116
>encourage the theresa to say hi to mah papa

>>43303116
>encourage the theresa to say hi to mah papa
Bully! Bully! Bully!

>let the girl have her food

I do not condone this behavior.

Can't you see Theresa has clearly suffered enough? Have you no shame? No mercy? No pity!?

>>43303189
>>43303217
>Theresa gets bullied too much by pur parents
>Turns invisible out of embarrassment
>The masquerade is broken

>>43303116
>>let the girl have her food

>>43303116
>encourage the theresa to say hi to mah papa
just got home from work and thread is still runnin hell yeah!

>>43303116
>>encourage the theresa to say hi to mah papa
Cecile papa, best papa.

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>writing

>>43303251
Surprise Camarilla.

>>43303250
Nope.
Besides, she has her Irene to comfort her now.

>>43303301
If nobody says a thing, they will not know.

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"Don't forget to say hi, Theresa," I say to her.
"dammit cecile I just wanted some food," Theresa mumbles as she emerges from behind her girlfriend.

I feel no guilt, and Irene doesn't seem to mind this very much either.

"...hi, Mr. Navarre," Theresa says to him with a lifeless wave of her hand.
"Hey," Daddy replies. "Cecile told me to tease you about a new girlfriend or something?" he shrugs.

Theresa shoots me with her angriest deathglare.

"Oh," Irene laughs, "that would be me."
"...eh?" he stares at both of them. "You're serious?"
"Ugh, YES," Theresa groans. "It's really not that big a deal."

Then she turns to Irene.

"And why are you encouraging this," she growls.
"Because it's fun watching you get all embarrassed like this?" Irene replies with an innocent smile.
"She's right, you know," I chime in.


>[1/?]

>>43303429
Well, we already offed one of them blood-suckers.

>>43303447
Delicious

>>43303447
Oh no Theresa, surrounded by enemies, betrayed by friends! Woe is her.

>>43303499
>>43303447
At this rate we could solve world hunger.

Go to bed.

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>>43303447

"Wow," Daddy says, his voice filled with genuine surprise. "Nice going, Theresa."

Instead of the relentless assault of teasing that I was expecting, my father just ruffles Theresa's hair and smiles.

"Here I was wondering how you were doing and it turns out that you landed yourself a pretty one too!" he says, winking at Irene.
"Eheh..." she smiles.
"I've barely known her for a day but I can already tel that she's a LOT more reliable than Cecile here."
"Hey," I glare at him.


>[2/?]

>>43303662
Yeah, CC is pretty useless outside of a fight, and even then you can't trust her to not run off trancing.

>>43303702
>"Cecile, get down from that tree right now!"
>"I AM THE SUN!"

Are you guys planning to tell CC's parents about tree stuff? I don't think arch is enough of a bastard to punish you harshly for it.

>>43303662
Nooo the turnaround!

>>43303730
Not unless something happens and it's unavoidable.

>>43303754
Why. You told Allison when it was totally avoidable.

>>43303730
no, in a previous thread we pretty unanimously decided to not tell them.

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>>43303662
That backfired more than I'd thought it could!

>>43303771
Mainly because she's living with us and we burned a goddamn hole in the window the night before. The fact that Kevin works for Big G. is a lucky break for us since we know she's in good hands if things go south.

>>43303796
That's boring. Hopefully arch has them find out somehow sooner or later.

>>43303908
Your face is boring

>>43303662

"Cecile actually helped me out quite a bit," Irene says.
"Oh?" my father looks over the top of his sunglasses.

Dammit Irene that's exactly the kind of thing that you're NOT supposed to be telling my parents about!

"Yeah," Irene smiles. "Cecile said that she'd set me up with a cute girl and things turned out even better than I hoped!" she says while hugging Theresa from behind.

I decide to focus on how cute the scene is rather than how Irene's boobs are pushing over Theresa's shoulders because that's just rude. Besides, I don't feel comfortable ogling my friends while my father's standing right next to me.


>[3/?]

>>43303927
Ogle Cecile. You want it.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>43303927
rolling will save to not ogle.

>>43303927
Don't ogle. Char's are better.

>>43303966
Don't roll so high please.

>>43303927
Denying themselves is not what bad girls do, Cecile.

>>43303989
Not canon

>>43303966
>ogle
>no don't ogle
>... ogle a little

>>43304015
I had to roll a 20 to pass to not ogle. So CC will ogle then!

>>43304017
What matters is how Cecile feels! And of course Cecile prefers the breasts of the woman she loves!

>>43303989
Could it be a matter of shape v.s. size?

>>43304077
CC loves Charlotte, but we both know she finds Irene's breasts more aluring than Char's. Irene has the best tits out of all the friendly characters we've met so far.

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>>43303966
>Rolling in a quest that didn't call for it

>>43303927
>[4/4]

"Huh, so this was your doing," he slaps me on the back. "I guess you're not so bad after all."
"Cut it out," I mumble.

I try to nudge him away with my elbow, but he doesn't budge. Not one to be deterred, I'm forced to escalate things to a full shoulder check before I get an actual reaction.

"See?" my father laughs. "You two dodged a bullet with this one. See how violent she is?"
"Very funny," I grumble.


>any other plans for the night?

>>43304358
>any other plans for the night?
TV?

>>43304358
>I never did finish the last Maddoka.

>>43304358
>>any other plans for the night?
Get casual with vidya.

>>43304358
PLANTS!
Our little cactus missed us.

>>43304358
Maybe watch a movie together with everyone?

>>43302398
>three time murderer
Aren't we only a 1 time murderer?
Leo and Jessica were clearly self-defense.

>>43304077
>What matters is how Cecile feels! And of course Cecile prefers the breasts of the woman she loves!
Cecile likes Irene's breasts the best but is perfectly happy with Charlotte's.

>>43304440
>Aren't we only a 1 time murderer?
>Leo and Jessica were clearly self-defense.
True, but Cecile is the type who associates all killing with murder.


>writing

>>43304396
Backing.

>>43304553
Charlotte's dresses billow like that because of dat ass.

Charlotte has the ass, Irene has the tits, Theresa has the abs, and M-girl has the taste.

>>43304740
So if we give them a gattai superpower we'll have the perfect girl?

In addition to a large plate for herself ("That which devours" is a fitting title after all), Irene fixes up something for Theresa as well. I guess Theresa was kind of full to begin with though, as she really doesn't have that much for herself.

Ah, reheated food. If I hadn't already gorged myself a few hours ago, I'd be sorely tempted to join in the devouring as well.

"Hey Theresa," Daddy says to her as she and Irene return to the TV room, "you gonna be sticking around for a while?"
"Long enough to finish this I guess," Theresa replies. "Why?"
"I was thinking that maybe it'd be fin to watch something with you guys," he says. "...you -do- still like movies, right?"
"Yeah, alright," she nods. "I don't have to get up as early as usual tomorrow, anyways."

Hahaha stop looking at me like that please.


>suggest a manly action movie
>suggest a slightly less manly but still awesome action movie
>suggest a family comedy
>cheesy romcom
>something weird
>leave it to mine father

>>43304553
It sure didn't take long (in-universe) for Cecile to go from 0 to MAX LESBIAN.

>>43305033
She was always MAX LESBIAN, she was just too dense to realize it.

>>43305030
Whatever has the least niggers and socially awkward moeblobs.

Let's watch a normal white people movie.

>>43305030
>suggest a slightly less manly but still awesome action movie

>>43305030
>suggest a family comedy

>>43305030
>suggest a manly action movie
We are the hardcore, muthafuckin' lesbians.

>>43305030
>>suggest a manly action movie
COMMANDO

>>43305030
>something weird
Weird you say?

>>43305030
>leave it to mine father

>>43305030
>leave it to mine father
I want to see what tastes in films he's got.

>>43305030
>something weird

>>43305030
>>leave it to mine father
Let's see what in-door shades man has in mind.

>>43305030
>>leave it to mine father

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>>43305065
>COMMANDO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHZCKBk0Qio


>writing

>>43305241
Oh boy.

>>43305241
oh

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>>43305241
>Watches that link
>mfw
That's enough youtube for me tonight.

>>43305241
Good lord, this is almost as addicting as watching hoppo dance to shake it off

>>43305241
This reminds me of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPeODOnwLHE

>>43305241
fun fact in the shot at 1:05 you can see the manikins not react to the buildings exploding.

>>43305571
I'm gonna sleep, night arch

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"Great!" my father grins from ear to ear. "any requests?" he asks.
"I dunno," Theresa replies as she sits down, "Anything that isn't a B-movie, I guess?"
"That crosses out Toxic Avenger," he sighs.
"I'm okay with anything," Irene says, taking a seat next to Theresa.
"Same," I reply, getting comfortable in my lone seat.
"Alrighty..."

Both of my parents get up from the couch that they'd been sitting at. While Daddy starts rummaging through the DVD shelves in the front of the room, Mom starts for the exit.

"Where're you going?" I ask.
"I've been up since six in the morning so I'm calling it a night here," she replies. "Gordon, you had BETTER not make these girls watch that stupid Hypercube movie."
"Well since you're leaving," he laughs, "there's no reason why we can't watch it."
"Put them through that garbage and you're WALKING back to California."

She must really hate that movie.


>[1/?]

>>43305241
You mention Commando while posting yet another picture of Iori, after certain accusations in this thread concerning her state of dress. Arch, are you trying to tell us something?

>>43305658
You're the one with the dirty mind, anon.

>>43305681
Your the one with two waifus, arc.

>>43305681
Yes, but I'm not the only one. Admit it!

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>>43305604

No Hypercube means that The Core is probably out of the question too..." my father says, pouting as he rifles through stacks upon stacks of movies. "You guys like Tron?"
"What's a Tron?" I ask.

Both Theresa and by father stare at me like I just uttered the worst blasphemy ever.

"I can't believe that a daughter of MINE never saw it..." he mumbles to himself, clearly having decided on what we'll be watching.


>[2/?]

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>>43305773
>"What's a Tron?"

>>43305773
Don't absent-mindly use your light powers cecile.

>>43305773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4cgLL8JaVI

>>43305773

After my father pops in the disc and we've gotten all nice and comfortable, my father hits play and the movie begins.

It starts with a computer programmer guy (suddenly I know why Daddy likes this movie so much) getting screwed over by his friend who stole all his stuff. After some messing around, his friends sneak into the place where he used to work... and then he gets zapped by a laser that shoots him inside a computer system. I think.

The movie gets kind of weird from there, but it's still really REALLY cool from a visual aspect and that's more than enough to keep my attention. It's all I can do to keep from using my Branch to copy the stuff I'm seeing.


>[3/?]

>>43306072
Over-chan is taking notes, right?

>>43306088
She starts pestering CC to get a motorbike.

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>>43306072
>House suddenly covered in wireframe and techno lines

>>43306153
>the surfaces are darkened to black

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>>43306072
>[4/4]

"And that..." Daddy says as the credits begin to roll, "...was Tron." he turns to me. "Cecile, was that not amazing?"
"It was pretty cool, yeah," I nod.
"Only 'pretty cool?'" he scoffs. "Clearly you take after your mother."
"Yeah, and I'm grateful for that."

Ignoring my father's further retorts about my casualness, I turn to Theresa... only to find her knocked right the hell out. With her head leaning against Irene's boobs like they're pillows. I must admit that she looks quite comfortable.


>wake the theresa up since I doubt she wants to spend the night here
>leave well enough alone since this is cute

>>43306072
Oh, by the way congrats on the 24 hour mark archelon. Kinda unintended but cool nonetheless.

>>43306231
>>leave well enough alone since this is cute

>>43306231
>leave well enough alone since this is cute

>>43306231
>>leave well enough alone since this is cute

>>43306231
>>leave well enough alone since this is cute

>>43306231
>leave well enough alone since this is cute

>>43306231
>>leave well enough alone since this is cute

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>writing

>>43306556
>>wish her a good night and head upstairs
The only thing I can think of to say is to get ready for Theresa's extracurricular activities, but that's something for the two to talk about on their own.