One night he didn't come home from work. It wasn't that unusual, it had happened before, but it always put you on edge. It always reminded you that somewhere deep down you knew he was working hard to support you, that despite his crazy ideas about the world he cared. It always reminded you that you cared too, underneath it all.

He staggered through the front door two nights later, covered in blood and sobbing quietly. There was a gash on his side, and blood pouring from a wound on his neck. You helped him to the couch and got him his medical kit and a scotch, trying to piece together what had happened from his quiet, broken babbling.

As he patched himself up, grunting with each stitch, he told you about the vampire. He told you about your mother. All the traveling, the moving around the country, was to keep you safe while he cleaned up your mother's messes, keeping you from her and killing off the spawn she created. He had finally found her and got too hasty, and she had nearly killed him. He coughed up a bit of blood, pulling you close and telling you over and over again how sorry he was, how he only wanted to protect you.

You felt him shudder, his embrace getting tighter by the second, before he shoved you away and sprang from the couch. His eyes were bright red, glowing in the dim light. He stared at you, panting softly, his fangs lengthening before your eyes, and he turned and fled into the night. You watched him leave, first confused, then frightened, then devastated. He had been right. You had hated him for lying, and he had been telling the truth all along. And now he was gone.

You packed your bags, grabbed what you could find from the shed and his car, and set off to hunt him down. You felt obligated to, you owed him that much. You spent months reading up on occult lore, following his trail and his footsteps. By the time you caught up with him you knew everything about hunting and killing vampires. You set your trap, and when he walked into it you put him down with tears in your eyes. A textbook hunt from start to finish, may he rest in peace.

As you packed up to leave you heard someone clapping behind you. The woman was familiar somehow, a distant memory or a half-forgotten dream. She walked past you towards where your father's body was slowly rotting away, kneeling down beside him.

“Fitting, isn't it? That our little family reunion happens like this. Still, you wouldn't be my child if you hadn't caused that man pain.”

The woman smiled at you, fangs glinting. You moved on reflex, the instincts you had spent the last few months honing compelling you into action. You fired your crossbow, a straight shot to her heart. She barely even gasped, walking towards you slowly as her chest began to sizzle and wither.

“A truly powerful vampire can make the dead walk again. Did you know that?”

She pulled you close, gazing into your eyes and smiling gently.

“You could bring him back. You could bring me back. Human again. No more hunting, no more drifting. We could be happy.”

Her eyes glowed softly.

“He gave up everything for the pair of us. Do you have what it takes to pay him back, now that I can't?”

She closed her eyes and turned to dust, her final words ringing in your head. You had no way of knowing if the urge to find a way to bring them back to life was a hypnotic trick or your own desire, but as you walked away and headed for home you decided you didn't care. You wanted to become a vampire. The only question was how.

Over the next few days you settled your affairs, set up a funeral for him, and enrolled yourself in school. His savings had been meant for new weapons, keeping the car in one piece and generally maintaining the life you had led with him. You sold the car, offloaded the weapons you couldn't keep anymore to pawn shops, and sold your home. You took the money and invested some of it, set some aside for expenses, and put most of it towards your schooling at the only place worth attending. Red Fields Academy.

It wasn't that the place was a prestigious school, which it was. It also wasn't because you were looking to advance yourself with an education, though that was a definite plus. Red Fields Academy was listed in your father's notes as a dangerous place, located in a city that had been the focal point for several vampire attacks in recent memory, as well as many other unusual happenings. From your own research the school is some sort of training ground, a place for monsters to practice their disguises and powers around ignorant teenage humans who are attending thanks to their parent's wealth as opposed to their intelligence. The perfect place to become a vampire, from what you can tell.

-

You smile to yourself as you head for the front door. Time to get to work.

But before that... who exactly are you?

First things first, gender. You're Oliver or Olivia Spencer, so let's get that out of the way.

Pick two stats to boost:
>Strength – Brute force and raw effort
>Speed – Running, jumping, climbing trees
>Smarts – Mental effort and critical thinking
>Sleuth – Observation and research
>Sneak – Slipping by unnoticed, picking pockets
>Schmooze – Persuasion, lying and other interpersonal skills

Pick a theme. This will give you some starting skills and a stat boost:
Bruiser – You've picked your fair share of fights at school, and now you've been in a vampire hunt as well. You're scrappy, and you like to solve problems with your fists. Boost to Strength.

Drifter – You spent your time on the road exploring, wandering through town on weekends and going where the wind takes you. You're flighty and untethered, and you avoid problems where you can. Boost to Speed.

Outsider – You spent quite a bit of time watching others from outside, observing how people work. You tend to be blunt, and you figure your way out of problems in practical terms. Boost to Smarts.

Thinker – Your lack of a consistent social life led you to turn to books for comfort, and you indulged in your hobby to the detriment of your personal skills. You're pretty shy, and you think things through from start to finish so problems never have a chance to occur. Boost to Sleuth.

Snatcher – You never cared about the rules all that much, especially when you'd be moving on in a few months anyway, so you cut class and stole. You tend to be a bit of a punk, and you try to think outside the box to get around problems. Bonus to Sneak.

Charmer – You had numerous chances to practice making a first impression, and you eventually got comfortable making new friends constantly. You're outgoing and prefer to find ways to get others to solve your problems for you. Bonus to Schmooze.

Lastly, pick two hobbies or interests. Don't feel restricted by the theme you chose.

>>43312675
Oliver Spencer

Drifter

>Speeds
>Sneak

The Rules:
Same system as Become The Dragon Quest. If you don't know what that is, it's best of three d20 rolls. I name a stat that sums up what you're trying to do, and if I don't name a relevant skill, you try to fill in the blank based on what you're trying to accomplish. “Break open the door” might be Strength based, but if you've been playing baseball after school and there's a lead pipe nearby, you could apply your Baseball skill to the roll. A 20 on the die is a crit threat, and if either of the other two rolls is 20 or higher after mods, it's a critical. A crit fail is when you have two or more 1s. So far this system has worked out well enough. We'll get into combat rules as needed, but in basic terms you have wounds, not HP, and the worse the wounds, the more penalties you accrue while doing other things.

The Vampire Rules:
These are the things your character knows about vampires and how they operate. You don't know how accurate your dad's notebook it, but it's been true so far.
Blood pact – Give a vampire blood while swearing an oath and they will do a task for you, assuming it's one they're alright with doing. In return they can give you three commands. Usually they will sit on these commands until the can make the most return on investment. This is the most common way people become “sentient” vampires rather than feral bloodsuckers enslaved to the vampire.
Sunlight – Sunlight isn't an instant kill for vampires, but more than a few seconds and they'll burst into flames.
Healing – Vampires heal very slowly on their own, recovering much more quickly with access to blood. With enough people around, a vampire can recover to peak condition from the most grievous injuries in a matter of moments.

Feeding – Vampires have no need to feed, they're just the worst kind of addicts. A vampire could go their entire existence without blood and survive, though the hunger might drive them insane.
Slaying – Vampires avoid the sun, but it isn't their only weakness. A stake through the heart will do the trick, and different kinds of vampires have different weaknesses. Some can't stand religious iconography and touching it burns them, some avoid garlic and holy water for the same reason. There's one type of vampire that is weak to attacks from other monsters, and in places where they have no competition they're a true menace.

Other monsters:
While your focus has mainly been on vampires, you know at least a few other monsters are out there. Werewolves, golems, demons and tangible spirits are on that list, but you haven't seen any trace of swamp people or treefolk yet.

Most Important Rule:
Have fun.

Quest Twitter:
@BecomeQM

>>43312675
Oliver Spencer

>Speed
>Sneak

Drifter

Hobbies: Freerunning (finding routes that most people wouldn't even consider), Shoplifting (that rush from stealing and walking out with the small shit)

>>43312711
Oh yeah, I can get behind those hobbies.

>>43312675
Oliver Spencer

>Schmooze
>Sleuth

Diplomancer Detective Vampire Time!

>>43312675

Oliver Spencer

Outsider

>Schmooze
>Smarts

>>43312738
Oh, forgot hobbies:
>Weightlifting
>Reading

>>43312738
>>43312755
shit, forgot theme
>Thinker

>>43312740
Oliver Spencer

Outsider

>Schmooze
>Smarts
Hobbies:
>Computers (Programming and the like)
>Reading
>shitposting (because bonus hobby)

Gonna count the votes up at 11:10 local time (about five minutes). So far we have... a lot of ties to break.

Gonna go with
>Oliver
>Drifter
>Speed
>Smarts
>Shoplifting
>Free Running

Although you are Oliver, so that's one thing you've all agreed on.

>>43312675
Oliver Spencer

>Speed – Running, jumping, climbing trees
>Sleuth – Observation and research

People watching
free running

Oliver Spencer
Stats
>Speeds
>Sneaks
Theme
>Drifter
Hobbies
>Hiking
>Camping

>>43312683
>>43312711
>>43312872
The only build being consistently voted on.

You are Oliver Spencer, and while you roamed from place to place you made the open road your home. You enjoy freedom whenever you can, whether indulging your penchant for theft or sprinting across rooftops and scaling fences.

Pick between Schmooze, Smarts and Sleuth for your secondary stats, Speed and Sneak are your primary pair.

>>43312992
Sleuth and schmooze

>>43312992
>Sneak
>Schmooze

>>43312992
Smarts and sleuth

>>43312992
Sleuth
Schmooze

>>43312992
>Sleuth
>Schmooze

>>43312992
>Smarts and Sleuth

You're quick and sly, and while you're no braniac or social butterfly, you're clever, observant and friendly.

Strength 0
Speed 2
Smarts 0
Sleuth 1
Sneak 2
Schmooze 1

Skills:
Acrobatics 2
Climb 1
Conceal 2
Crossbow 1
Dagger 1
Dodge 1
Endurance 1
Hunt 1
Monster Lore 1
Perception 1
Vampire Lore 2

Ready to proceed or do I need to clear anything up?

>>43313131
>>43313131
Nope, we ready to go OP~!

>>43313131
let's go.

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>>43313131
I'm ready.

>>43313131
this looks pretty cool. take me away on an adventure QM!

>>43312992
smarts and sleuth

Cool. Let's practice something then.

Roll Dodge.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>43313199
Like this?

>>43313211
Yep, except you add your Speed stat and Dodge skill to it. Still, a solid roll.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>43313199

Rolled 6 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>43313224
So it's this

Rolled 14 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>43313199

Rolled 14 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>43313199

>>43313242
Bingo

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>>43313224
We can't hit for shit but we're some sleazy mother trucker.

Rolled 8 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>43313224

You head for the main entrance and adjust your glasses. You don't need them, but your father's notebook mentioned that specially made lenses can keep a vampire from trying to take over your mind with their gaze, and, well... better safe than sorry. The last thing you need is to end up a thrall on your first day.

You're starting a week into the fall semester, and the fact that you're a late transfer is earning you a lot of appraising stares. You don't see anyone who looks like they'd pick a fight with you, but everyone seems to be gauging your worth, either in money or as a resource. You're torn from your thoughts by the sound of someone yelling behind you.

“New kid, look out!”

You turn around just in time to see a volleyball flying towards your head, and you duck under it. It rebounds off the stairs and almost takes your head off on the way past you again, but you manage to sidestep it. You watch it fly high into the air, before being caught by a tall girl with a messy ponytail. Now, you're by no means short, but this girl is taller than you are by close to a foot. She grins at you.

“Nice moves, new kid. That was pretty cool.”

Another girl slips around her, snatching the ball from her.

“Come on, we haven't got all day!”

She runs past you, giving you a brief glance and an expression like you're barely worth noticing, hurrying into the school. The tall girl looks a bit distressed.

“Vanessa! Come back here!”

She jogs into the school, giving you a wave as she heads past you, and leaving you standing there for a moment. You shrug and take it in stride though. As you step through the front door you pull out your acceptance letter. There's an orientation you have to attend, you have to pick your schedule for the semester, and lunch is at 1 PM. It's only 8 AM now, and you've got half an hour to kill before the guidance office is expecting you.

>Try to make some friends
>Follow the girls from before
>Head to guidance early, try to get it over with
>Other (write-in)

>>43313389
>Try to make some friends

Allies are good.

>>43313389
Wander around and try to find some possible routes for freerunning/escaping. Familiarize yourself with the terrain.

>>43313389
>>Follow the girls from before

>>43313389
>Try to make some friends
while doing
>>43313416

>>43313389
>>Other (write-in)
I would like yo use our vampire lore+hunt skills to see if the girl has any vampiric characteristics, pale skin, thing body, body language, anything that we could some what detect from our findings in fathers journal.

>>43313453
She was in the sun.

Schmooze roll for friend-making, and Sleuth roll for exploration and memorizing routes.

Rolled 10 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>43313484
freinds

>>43313484
Sleuth!

Rolled 1 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>43313131

>>43313534
i no good at friendship

>>43313534
Please label your rolls

Rolled 17 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>43313484
sleuth roll

Rolled 9 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>43313484
Sleuth and...perception?

>>43313577
Yep. I didn't name a skill, so add one that applies. If the logic isn't obvious, I'll ask for an explanation.

Rolled 4 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>43313484
sleuth perception

One more roll for friendship

Rolled 8 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>43313679

Rolled 7 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>43313679
Might as well join in.

You decide to familiarize yourself with the people around you and the place you're in, wandering through the halls looking for a group you can approach. You quickly work out that most of the students already have their cliques and groups. Your best bet for making friends would be to join an afterschool club or something, or meeting someone in class. Barging into a group would have worked at your other schools, but here you think it might actually hurt your chances a lot. You decide to wait until you have someone to introduce you to other people for the time being, and focus on your exploration.

Your explorations, on the other hand, go much more smoothly. Since no one seems to bother with you, you just wander around. You have a simple map that can get you around the school, but you're not looking at the halls. You're looking at vents, windows that can be opened wide enough to slip outside and janitorial closets, and you're not disappointed. For a place that was built for sneaky people, it's exactly what you hoped it would be. You probably missed a few secret passages, and there are bound to be all sorts of hidden doors and the like, but you've got a decent idea of the mundane routes through the school, at least on the ground floor.

You burn through the rest of your free time with your wandering, and you make your way to the guidance office for your appointment. There's a time and a place for breaking rules, and generally those involve not getting caught. You open the door, give your name to the secretary, and get gently ushered to one of the meeting rooms. A rather jovial man walks in, plump and balding.

“Hello Oliver! I'm Dr. Hudson, like the river, but you can call me Tom. Now, I know that the first day of school can be a rough time, and I'm here to help. First off, is there anything you want to know about the school?”

>Write-in

>>43313766
Yeah I saw a rumor online that this place is haunted. Is that true? Any teachers that are a pain to deal with?

>>43313766
How many people go here, what sort of clubs are available, is this place haunted, is there anywhere that we're strictly not allowed to go as students.

>>43313766
Why am I calling my teacher by his first name in High school?
>ask him about the various clubs after school

OP, when making dice checks you should just put the modifier at bottom of the prompt. ("roll 12d0+3")It speeds things up.

Also. get a trip. You're currently way to easy to impersonate.

>>43313766
>"Do you know anything about the mysterious disappearances around this area? It makes me feel a bit skittish"

>>43313857
Oh yeah, thanks. Now I, the OP, can be called out as the OP, and no one can steal MY title, of OP.

>>43313766
[X] Is there a freerunning club? If not, would it be okay for me to start one?

>>43313857
The modifier thing makes sense, yeah. But secure tripcodes are for squares. If anyone does something dumb I can just use the twitter to point it out.

>>43313895
Funny.

>>43313877
>>43313893
>>43313895

Well, that escalated quickly.

I, too, am becoming the QM.

I am become OP, destroy of boybutts

I want to become the QM too!

I'm just the SleepyAnon. Maybe I should go to bed for the day yeah? I mean fuck the sun am I right?

>>43313986
Yeah fuck the sun!

>>43313766
Well the thread was rapidly derailed.

Also
>Write-in

Hellor Dr. Hudson, as you know my name is Oliver Spencer. I would like to know what kind of clubs you have so i can work my curriculum

>>43313766
What clubs you have? Anything about the school grounds I should know? Can I get a student handbook? Is it true this place is haunted?

"I guess my first question is about the rumors. You know, the hauntings and disappearances. Any truth to that?"

Tom nods.

"Yes, absolutely. This place is crawling with ghosts!"

He chuckles a bit.

"No, there's no such thing I'm afraid. Though I'd be careful around the swimming pool at night."

You nod a bit.

"How many students attend here?"

Tom counts on his fingers for a moment.

"Three hundred and sevent -three graduated last year... New students... We have about a thousand enrolled in various capacities. Many are part time students, or only here certain days. We do our best to accommodate all of our students."

Tom's smile is starting to make you a little uncomfortable, and you move on.

"What clubs are there at this school?"

Tom blinks.

"Almost as many as there are students, frankly. There's something for everyone here. Every sort of sport, game, activity... There's even an occult club if you're interested in the hauntings."

You smile a little.

"Free running?"

Tom nods.

"As a subsection of track and field, yes. The track captain is Samantha Wolfe, and they meet every other day. Today I think she's helping with the volleyball team, there's a big game coming up."

Score.

"Alright... Last one, I think. Any teachers or places I should watch out for?"

Tom laughs heartily, but you almost wish he was doing anything else. Bit by bit the whole room is becoming more foreboding, and his laughter is only making things worse.

"Just be polite. Knock before entering, and be sure someone invites you in first. So long as you use common sense you'll be fine. The teachers aren't going to eat you."

He laughs again and sighs.

"Now, as for your orientation... You'll need to go to the nurse's office for a medical exam, and once you're all checked out we have a video for you to watch to help you get situated. Then you can pick your classes. Sound good?"

>Sure thing
>I'm afraid of needles
>Can we skip the video?
>Other (write-in)

>>43314193
>>I'm afraid of needles

>>43314193
>>I'm afraid of needles
>>Do you know anything about Samantha Wolfe?

>>43314193
>I'm afraid of needles

>>43314193
>I'm afraid of needles

>>43314193
>I'm afraid of needles

>>43314193
>Samantha Wolfe,
Why Licans are always the sporty tipe?

>Other (write-in)
I have Vasovagal. Can we skip the medical exams?

>>43314193
>I'm not a big fan of needles.
>I know there's something up about the school already, and I think you can avoid some incidents if you just tell me straight what's going on.

Calling it now, it's an academy for monsters with the normal kids around as food.

>>43314294
Yeah we kinda got up to that by now anon. And we're here to hunt then.

>>43314294
Well, yeah. If you read the thread you would know that...

>>43314193
Someone take a footnote to joint he occult and freerunning club
>Can we skip the video AND the needles?
I don't like needles and I don't want to watch another consent video.

>>43314363
No means No, anon!

>>43314363
We should avoid any attemp or situation in which they try to drain or take our blood. Since Vampires can make us do stuffs if they drink our blood.

>>43314363
I think the occult club would be like putting a target on us. Since you know it's a school full of supernatural monsters.

>>43314303
>>43314306
We're here to become a vampire, actually. Not hunt them.

>>43314500
>Implying we won't go full Blade

>>43314193
>"One last thing, Mr. Hudson. I've killed vampires before, and I'm quite prepared to defend myself. But I'm not here to do any hunting. I'm here to become one myself. Given that, are there any extra rules you'd like to tell me?"

>>43314500
What is diablerie?

>>43314537
Cannibalistic ritual.

>>43314560
>A

>>43314560
You gotta hunt the vampires to eat em anon.

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>>43314577
Point taken.

>>43314577
Fair point. Plus, if we can hunt them, we know what to avoid ourselves.

>>43314639
>>43314637
>>43314577
But do we want to be "That Guy" who killed and ate George Vampire before taking his place?

>>43314705
Rather not. It seems allot of silly faffing about just to piss off the comunity that could be of most help to us.

>>43314705
We just need to be smart about it. As long as we don't get caught we never did anything. Besides, if i got it right we can always put the blame into other group of monsters.

>>43314734
>>43314731
But for that, we must first discover the sides in the school. In before we become friends with lican girl and after we turn into vamps she tries to kill us because of friendship.

>>43314764
Lican? You mean Lycans? We dont even know if those are canon.

>>43314764
I feel obvious lycan girl is going to happen to MC as soon as he shows up for freerunner club.

It'd be funny if we show her up at free-runnig as a normie. Also invest in celerity!

>>43314764
>>43314705
>>43314734
We want to be a vampire but we don't want to become some leech's blood doll. The blood oath looks to be the easiest way to become a vampire. But it has the drown back of making us have to obey three order from the vampire that drank our juicy blood.

>>43314785
Ya that what you said. We know there is other monster on the school. Could even have shapeshifters for all i care.

>>43314817
Sounds like we need to find Bro: The vampire and befreind him.

>>43314837
It's a way but i think that it will be unlikely for us to find him. Most bloodsuckers are kinda of assholes. Except that gay vamp from True Blood. He was nice.

>>43314902
So we need a gay vampire best friend?
Awesome
heh, white blood sucker

>>43314931
If he's a fatty will be even better basically we should find a /tg/ vampire. So let's join the tabletop club instead the occult one. By the way i'm just joking with that.

>white blood sucker

I hate myself for getting that.

Did OP died?

>>43315154
I hope not, this quest looked pretty fun.

>>43315019
>I have been playing wargames for ten thousand years!

>HOW COULD I LOSE TO A MERE MORTAL!

>"Your list was shit, dude."

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>>43315342
Yeah was kinda wanting to continue it. But o guess people derailed it very well.

>>43315154
Nope just working while doing this. happens in Become the Dragon too.

>>43315389
Of course he isn't a muslim.

He obviously worships Poseidon, or Neptune if that is your fancy.

>>43315375
>Yeah but the system changed after you know...ten thousand years!!

>The new edition is shit! The old one is better

>Dude are these rules writen in scrolls?

>>43315393
Oh good it'd because it passed 1 hour already was getting worried.

>>43315412
Captain nemo is indian. There is a statue of Kali in the nautilus. There is dialogue in the film about it.

>>43315573
Anon...it was a joke.

I'm not dead, just had to deal with my dog. Typing now.

>>43315717
>BecomeQM confirmed for fighting werewolves

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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>43315717
Is your dog called Sam?

"I have a fear of needles, I'd rather not have to do that."

Tom laughs again. It's starting to get a little frightening now.

"Nonsense! Why in the world would we need needles? No no, we just need to do a standard physical. Chest exam, height, weight, that kind of thing."

He stands up and opens the door.

"I'll write you a hall pass so that you don't have to worry about the hall monitors hassling you."

His eyes look a little different now. He's smiling, but it doesn't make it past his cheeks. His eyes are imposing, his request turning into a command. You're thankful for your glasses.

"Yeah, a hall pass would be good. I'll see the nurse. Then the video."

His eyes soften and he gives you a genuine smile, or at least what passes for genuine.

"Wonderful!"

He walks out and you follow to find him scribbling two notes. One is your hall pass, and the other is a short note to the nurse.

'New student, standard check up, orientation'

He hands you both and nods.

"Run along now!"

You exit the room and make a show of fishing out your map. As you walk away from the office you try to decide what the best plan would be.

>Visit the nurse and try to talk your way out of it
>Skip out and work it out later
>Subject yourself to whatever needs to be done
>Other (write-in)

>>43315970
I don't know if I should take that as "no, you dumbass" or "he's 'losing' the 'fight'".

Huh.

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>>43315970
Okay i will stop rolling now. First i got a 1 noe i got a 2. Dice gods don't like me.

>>43315984
>>Visit the nurse and try to talk your way out of it

>>43315970
Nope, Lily. And she is the dumbest little puppy.

>>43315984
>Visit the nurse and try to talk your way out of it
>Other (write-in) Keep an eye out for spookiness.

Forgetting your trip, QM

>>43315984
>Subject yourself to what needs to be done.
I certainly hope we can strip without revealing our wide array of daggers, crucifixes, vials of holy water, stakes, crossbow bolts, and modernized crossbows.

>>43315984
>>Visit the nurse and try to talk your way out of it

>>43315984
Inb4 smoking hot nurse.

>>43316031
>literally

>standing in front of a window

>>43315984
Fucking ass just tried to mind control us didn't he?

>>43316066
Either that or he's the creepiest guidance councillor ever

>>43316081
Or our character is autistic and paranoid. Hell, I bet there ain't even any vampires in this world.

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>>43316031
Nurse smoking in the window.
Inb4 pic related is the nurse.

>>43316100
Well he does have a bunch of /tg/ anons in his mind. Don't think we're really that normal.

So you're gonna try to talk your way out of this? Schmooze roll.

>>43316137
schmooze roll should be 1d20+schmooze right?

Rolled 17 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>43316137
Rollin'!

Rolled 4 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>43316137

>>43316164
Yep

Rolled 6 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>43316137

>>43315717
Can we become someone else than vampire? An incu..werewolf and go then full Blade on them. Enslaving one vampire, who will resurrect our family. I don't believe that vampires are the only ones who can bring people back to life. Also, will vampires die if you decapitate them, asking for Highlander reasons.

Sincerely yours, FAT troll.

Rolled 11 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>43316137
We have sickle cell or some bullshit.

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>>43316137
Not rolling, my hand is cursed.

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>>43316164
Can i bribe her with my friendship

Rolled 3 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>43316137

>>43316435
Show off

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>>43316435
And here I was, feeling good about my 17

wait so is this vampire dragon quest now

>>43316883
This is vampire quest with a system[?] like dragon quest;

>>43316883
There are two quests now. The QM talked about this for the last couple threads of the other one.

>>43316883
Being a dragon vampire would be pretty sweet, though.

>>43316619
Jealous?
>>43316754
Don't worry QM uses or used un Become the dragon quest best of three first rolls system. So, the result will be 17.
>>43316883
Dragon vampire - DO WANT

Your trip to the nurse's office is most uneventful, and the hall pass sits in your pocket, unused. Maybe you can save it to slip away to the nurse some other time. You head for the second floor and knock on the door. The light is off, and there's no response from inside. You open the door slowly. The office looks more like a mad scientist lab than a medical facility, with beakers bubbling away over low flames and jars of preserved organs on one of the shelves. You step inside and almost jump out of your skin when a skeleton falls on you. You manage to avoid getting caught under it, and bump into something obscured in the darkness. There's a soft groan, and you stumble back a few steps.

"Who goes there...?"

The figure advances towards you. The woman, dressed in a nurse uniform a size too large, is staring at you vacantly. There are bags under her eyes like she hasn't slept in ages, and she leans in close, her disheveled hair falling in front of one eye. She blinks and her eye focuses on you.

"Ah. Ah!"

She smiles at you, grinning sleepily.

"A patient... I'll go fetch the gurney..."

You hesitate a bit.

"...new student. Not a patient. I'm just here for a basic checkup, but I have another doctor who did all of that for me. You got the paperwork, right?"

The nurse blinks, as though coming back to her senses.

"Paperwork? I never get any paperwork, they just tell me what needs to be done. If you put in the paperwork then it's fine."

She turns and walks over to her desk.

"You should kill some time though. No sense making them think it's not all to procedure. Do you like coffee?"

She pulls out a pack of cards and a pair of mugs, one shaped like a skull and the other like a beaker. She pours before you can say anything, smiling at you.

"Let's play some poker and chat."

>I'd rather just go
>Sure, why not
>Other (write-in)

>>43317097
>I'd rather not.

>>43317097
>sure why not
>not making any bets though

>>43317097
>Sure, why not

>>43317097
>>Sure, why not

Friendly game though, no bets

>>43317097
>>Sure, why not
Let's hand out with franksteing-chan

>>43317097
>>Sure, why not

>>43317097
>Sure, why not
Strip poker?

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>>43317097
Why did i think of Franken Fran.

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>>43317097
>mfw she starts to make bets with our body parts.

Schmooze roll and Sleuth roll plus Perception

Rolled 20 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>43317522
Schmooze

Rolled 14 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>43317522
Sleuth perception

Rolled 4 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>43317522
Sleuth

Rolled 16 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>43317522
Schmooze

Rolled 11 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>43317522
Schmooze

>>43317536
Damm son

Rolled 17 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>43317522
Sleuth perception

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>43317522
This is noy a dice roll test

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>43317522
Sleuth

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>tfw you want the doctor to be a werewolf, just so that everyone who thinks "Doctor = Frankenstein or his monsters, always" get to scratch their heads.

Won't happen, of course.

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>>43317536
That smooze crit

>>43317767
we will be Vampire Bard

>>43317745
Dear anon you need to write what your role is for.

>>43317767
You need a natural twenty and a second roll with a result of at least twenty in order to crit.

>>43317767
There was a 20, but neither of the other rolls confirmed it.

>>43317800
A roll to show my disappointment.

It was far out of the range for which he would accept rolls, anyway.

You sit down across from her and shuffle the deck a bit while she sips her coffee. Slowly the bags fade from around her eyes, and her messy hair seems to straighten out a bit.

"Nothing like a good mug of coffee..."

She smirks a bit, wide awake, and reclines as you deal the cards out.

"A friendly game. No bets."

She nods.

"Of course. Gambling is wrong."

She grins and winks. Well, you think she winked. The game goes for a few rounds, and you trade back and forth with her. You read her well, but not well enough. Fortunately you manage to bluff better than she can read you, which leads to both of you playing conservatively before too long. You take the final hand, and she pouts.

"Aww."

She grabs your coffee mug and sips from it.

"Well, that was fun. I'm Angie, by the way. Nurse Lott to most people. Probably better to keep things professional between us."

She winks again.

"Well, that's all that done. I'll just stamp your forms and when your paperwork comes in I'll get around to updating it. Need anything else?"

>I'll just go set up my classes
>Can I keep the deck?
>Other (write-in)

>>43318023
>>Can I keep the deck?
>>Other (write-in) Same time next week?

Having a poker buddy who could also maybe patch us up would be nice.

>>43318023
>Can I keep the deck?
>I had fun. You mind if I come in for another game sometime?

>>43318023
>Can I keep the deck?
>I'll just go set up my classes

>>43318023
>>Can I keep the deck?
Thanks for the game doc

>>43318023
>>Can I keep the deck?
>>Other (write-in)
Also can i come back for a second match?

>>43318023
>Can I keep the deck?
>Other (write-in) Same time next week?

I liked the nurse lady. Which means in my rpg expirience that, or she is a serial killer or a teen-eating (not the sexual way) monster.

>>43318535
If anyone in the school is going to try to /ss/ MC, my bet's on the English teacher.

>>43318023
>can I keep the deck?
>same time next week
>>43318535
I bet she is a vomper, who drank blood, not coffee.

>>43318655
We did not asked about our surroundings, so as long as we know the nurse office can be covered in darkness.

Also, Tokyo Ghoul ruinned coffe for me now everytime i see a person drinking coffe in a rpg i think it's a ghoul. I know it's idiotic but i'm a idiot.

>>43318770
Tokyo Ghoul does this to people. Huh, maybe coffee just has similar effects on vampires in the setting, who knows? QM.

>>43318812
>Succubus nurse

>that certainly was cream that was in her coffee

You grab the deck and smile at her.

"Mind if I hold on to this til next time? Say, next week?"

Angie chuckles a bit.

"Fine, but I expect some chocolate coated coffee beans to use as chips next game so when I kick your butt I can enjoy myself."

You pocket the deck of cards after slipping them back into their box.

"Assuming you win."

She nods.

"Always."

You head out the door with a smile, squinting a bit as your eyes adjust to the light. At the end of the hall you spot someone walking towards you with a serious expression on her face and a black band around her arm. Trailing behind her is a young man with a carefree expression and a black band of his own.

"Halt! Trespasser! Violator!"

The young man laughs a bit as she walks right up to you, hopping on one foot to meet your gaze and leer at you.

"Where is your hall pass, criminal?"

You suddenly realize that you neglected to get one from the nurse.

>Let me just get one from the nurse, one sec
>Present the pass to the nurse's office, pretend you got lost
>Run, engage wacky chase scene
>Other (write-in)

>>43318861
>Run, engage wacky chase scene
Gotta go fast

>>43318861
>>Present the pass to the nurse's office, pretend you got lost

>>43318861
>>Let me just get one from the nurse, one sec
if that doesn't work,
>Run, engage wacky chase scene

>>43318861
>>Let me just get one from the nurse, one sec
Be used I completely forgot to ask her for one. First day you know.

>>43318861
>Present the pass to the nurse's office, pretend you got lost

>>43318861
>she likes chocolate coated coffee beans

God dammit stop filling my waifu requirements Angie. No i must control myself.

>Let me just get one from the nurse, one sec

>>43318861
>Let me just get one from the nurse, one sec

>>43318861
>Present the pass to the nurse's office, pretend you got lost

>>43318861
>Present the pass to the nurse's office, pretend you got lost

>>43318958
Can't stop the waifu train

>>43318861
Present the pass to the nurse's office

>>43318861
>young man...she walks
IT'S A TRAP!
>show the pass to the nurse office, pretend that you lost

>>43319044
I think the young man is the other person.

>>43319044
Nevermind. I am reading through buttholes

>>43318861
>Hey look a distraction!
>Run when they look away.

"Ah, right, that's what I was forgetting. Let me just get one from the nurse."

The girl scowls at you, although her hopping is making things more and more comical. The young man beside her is cracking up quite a bit. She turns, jumping up and smacking him, but he keeps laughing as though her slap did nothing. She huffs and turns to you.

"A likely story, criminal scum. Very well, we'll see about this!"

She pushes open the door to the nurse's office. You can see her at her desk with some paperwork, and as the girl shoves you into the room you can see your name on the documents. She's forging your examination forms. Angie blinks and looks up at you, smiling.

"It's polite to knock."

She looks behind you and smiles sweetly.

"Abusing my patients again, Kim?"

Kim puts her hands on her hips.

"I'm making sure there's no rule-breaking! He needs a hall pass!"

Angie nods a bit and grabs your palm, writing on it.

"There. So you won't lose it."

Kim grabs your arm and pulls, reading what Angie jotted down.

"Hmm. Alright then. This checks out."

Kim turns to you and smiles sweetly.

"Have a good day!"

The other boy chuckles a little.

"You'll have to forgive the bloodhound. She just likes playing cops and robbers."

>K thanks bye
>Daw, how cute
>Discretely thanks Angie
>Keep up the good work, officer
>Other (write-in)

>>43319211
>Keep up the good work, officer
>Discretely thanks Angie

>>43319096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg

>>43319211
>>K thanks bye

>>Discretely thanks Angie

I mean, she probably doesn't want to dissect us. Right now, anyway.

>>43319211
>Discretely thanks Angie
>Keep up the good work, officer

>>43319211
>>Daw, how cute
>>Discretely thanks Angie
>>Keep up the good work, officer!

>>43319211
>>Discretely thanks Angie


Now we really need to get her some chocolate coated coffe beans.

Sneak roll to convey your message covertly.

Rolled 16 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>43319332

Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>43319332
+Conceal

Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>43319332

Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>43319332
+ Conceal

Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>43319332
sneak + conceal

>>43319211
>keep up the good work, officer
>discreetly thank
>try to befriend cops or at least ask them what their names are.

Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>43319332

sneak+conceal

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>>43319393
>>43319456

>>43319508
Shame that 20 wasnt in the first three rolls.

Anyone else want to befriend Kim?

Hoping shes a retired highlander that has lived through so many battles that she no longer wants to fight.

And so we get more skyrim quotes

>>43319750
The more bodies we have to trow at anything chasiing us... for me it's fine.

This is giving me a Rosario Vampire feel. Manga not bs anime.

>>43319855
Well you never know, could be our bloodline tastes/smells delicious.

>>43319211
Wait, what did she write on our hand?

>>43319994
Hall pass

>>43319994
Hall pass, but if you cover the top half it becomes her number.

>>43320309
Now that's a subtle thank you!

>>43320309
nice...

You give Angie a sly wink that makes her chuckle quietly. Neither of the hall monitors react, so your pretty sure you got away with it, but for good measure you smile at her.

"Thanks for all your help, and for the hall pass."

Angie waves dismissively.

"Always happy to help, Oliver. Just say the word and I'll lend you a hand or two, depending on what I can spare."

Kim walks out, the boy trailing behind her, snickering all the while. You follow them out and call out.

"Kim!"

She turns on her hells and leans forward, hands on her hips.

"What?"

You smile and start to walk away.

"Keep up the good work, officer."

You catch her blushing as you walk away, looking at your hand. Scribbled on your palm is a sequence of numbers.

'8-5-19 6-9-14-5
1-14-7-9-5'

You pull out your map and consider your options.

>Time to sign up for classes
>Time to goof off
>Time to explore
>Other (write-in)

>>43320551
That's not something you come up with on the spot though...

SLOOOOOT

>>43320579
>Time to sign up for classes

Might as well get this out of the way

>>43320579
Find out what those numbers mean. Then sign up for some classes.

>>43320579
>>Time to sign up for classes

>>43320579
>Time to sign up for classes
Wonder if we can get into weights or a gymnastic class. Would probably help our freerunning

>>43320579
>Time to explore!

>>43320623
Truly her cipher is inscrutable!

>>43320654
>8-5-19 6-9-14-5
1-14-7-9-5

"He's Fine Angie"

>>43320579

>Time to sign up for classes

>>43320672
Yep.

>>43320579
Sign up, I guess

You consult your map and letter. Thankfully you don't need to go back to the guidance office to get your schedule set up, you just need to go down to the main office to fill out some forms. You head off to get your classes sorted out, and surprisingly none of the faculty pay you any mind when you walk in. After getting the forms from the front desk you sit down to make your selections.

Many of the courses can be tested out of for credit or advancement to the next level. In fact, that's how most of the classes seem to be set up, with tiers in each subject. You have to take the basics, math, science, history and literature, but from there it gets pretty diverse. Math doesn't subdivide the topics til higher tiers, but you can specify a science to focus on, a literature course and a period of history.

Electives range from art to music to sports, as well as other categories of the main classes. You have four elective slots to fill, but you could make one of them a free period. The form rather bluntly states that free periods are for the lazy or those breaking rules, and taking a free period will give you a rather bad rep with the teachers.

So what classes will you sign up for?

Forgot to add, there are some esoteric electives like cooking, hunting and religious studies at the bottom of the list. Some of the subcategories for them are a bit odd, like A Study Of Diabolic Rituals and Practices.

>>43320980
>Medieval History
>History of Crime
>Chemistry
>Physical Education

>>43320980
>Chemistry
>Physical Education
>Hunting
>A Study Of Diabolic Rituals and Practices

>>43320980
Applied chemistry for science, study of myth and religion(?) for history if they have it.

Metal/wood shop
PE: Weight Focus
Hunting
Cooking

Whatever class has the most tits involved, obviously.

>>43320980
>Phy-Ed
>Hunting
>Literature
>Shop

>>43321141
Ornithology? Plenty of tits there.

>>43320980
Chemistry or Biology
Physical Education/Hunting
Shop class/metal working
Either a language class or literature/history

>>43321141
Gymnastics then

Would work well for our build too

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>>43321162
Clever bitch.

>>43321076
+1, what's shop class, though? But physical education would be nice.

>>43320980
Math: Basic
Science: Chem
History: American history
Literature: old English

Electives
Phys Ed
Cooking
Shop class
Latin(for that sweet exorcism and magic)

>>43321213
My school had a combined wood and metal shop class, though we were a hick school

Gonna make a quick tally of the most popular options, one moment.

>>43320980
>Science: Chemistry
>Literature: The Crafting of stories. A combined book/movie course looking at how stories are shaped and the external factors that might influence that.
>History: Medieval History

Electives:
>Shop
>Gym
>Alternative Music (non traditional instruments. Like the Electric Violin).
>Chorus

Tons of girls in chorus.

I woudl do swimming, but the principal said keep away from the pool.

>>43321219
>Latin
>Taking a language.

Anon, we have Google now.

>>43321232
My school had two pigs and a cow for out agriculture class.

>>43321219
Oh shit, this. Magic all up in this bitch

>>43321245
Homeschooled with your mum and sisters?

>>43320980
History: Crime
Science: Applied Chemistry
Maths
Literature: Religious Literature e.g. Church Fathers like St.Augustine

Electives:
Physical Education - Weights
Hunting
Latin
History of Diabolical Rituals

>>43321243
>not taking Latin

Have fun not being able to have conversations with old-school monsters and devils.

Google translate a shit anyway.

>>43321243
>Anon, we have Google now.

Implying we can cast spells with or an exorcism with Google.

>>43321245
We had a couple sheep, goats, 12+ pigs, and innumerable chickens that would all be sold at the county fair.

We had to castrate the pigs inclass

>>43321281
Just read it off your phone through google translate, what can go wrong?

>>43321299
>We had to castrate the pigs inclass

Damn son, the closest we got an animal in the UK was cutting up a sheeps heart during biology class in my last year.

>>43321322
>We lose our phone
>Google gets it wrong
>The demon take our phone out or blacks out tech
>Wi-Fi cuts out
etc. etc.

>>43321299
So did we! Aww man, aren't backwoods schools the best?

>>43321219
Why american history?
Its basically 200 years of people killing each other. Go full hog and do medievil and you'll get most of the well known monsters in there. Probably get some juicy info too since it'll most likely be taught by someone who was there.

>>43320980
Basics:
>Math (Geometry)
>Science (Chemistry)
>History (Victorean Era)
>Literature (?)
Electives:
>Hunting
>Track team
>Religious studies
>Craftwork

>>43321328
You guys didn't dissect cats?

At least the knowledge of how to castrate pigs comes in handy while working as an accountant

>>43321401
>At least the knowledge of how to castrate pigs comes in handy while working as an accountant

I had soda go down my nose, you jerk!

>>43321328
Foot pump and a sheeps lung when i was at college.

That was fun.

Maths:
Basic

Science:
Chemistry 6
Bio 1

History:
Medieval 2
Law/Criminal history 2
American 1
Mythology/Religious 1

English:
General Lit 3
Old English 1
Church 1

Electives:
PE of some sort 8
Shop 5
Hunting 5
Latin 3
Diabolic Rituals 2
Cooking 2
Spanish 1
Alt Music 1
Chorus 1

So it looks like basic math, chemistry, general literature, PE, Hunting, Shop and Latin made it in, you just need to pick a kind of history.

>>43321518
Medieval

>>43321518
>Medieval

>>43321518
Can we drop hunting for Cooking?


Do medieval for history don't want to ping as a hunter off the bat.

>>43321518
Mythology/Religious

>>43321518
LAW/CRIMINAL HISTORY

>>43321518
medievil
should cover the turkish invasions of europe and vlad the impaler.

>>43321518
Is there anything on the list of history courses that stands out as 'occult'? If not, something that covers Eastern European history.

>>43321518

Medieval

Medieval history it is then.

As for swapping hunting for cooking, put it to a vote. Who wants to be a gourmet chef and who wants to trek into the woods on field trips to take down deer?

>>43321518
>Medieval
Probably will talk about the events, little supernatural topics. Vampire teacher likely to speak about historic figures as friends
>Law/Criminal history
Little to no monster, maybe a look into unsolved cases caused by monsters.
>American
Folk lore scattered into it, but still unlikely to have monstrous topics. Also, no vampire is gonna be taking it
>Mythology/Religious
All about monsters and theology, monsters correcting the teacher on facts.

Mythology&religion has my vote

>>43321595
Hutning. Much more useful.

>>43321595
Hunting

>>43321595
cooking so we don't ping as a hunter off the bat.

>>43321595
cooking

>>43321609
Hunting

>>43321595
>cooking

>>43321595
Cooking

>>43321647
In a school thats meant to have monsters hiding in its student population, having an interest in hunting is allot less suspicious.

I think your concern is not really that valid.

>>43321701
With all our other classes though? That screams monster hunter in training. They'd arrange for an "accident" for us.

>>43321595
Hunting

>>43321701
>Not taking Cooking
>Not hiding your murders by cooking their corpses.
>Not using it as an excuse to make poisons along with chemistry.

Besides, we suck at fighting.

>>43321725
It could also scream history or reinactment nerd.

Nobody wants craftwork, strangelly. What about making custom weapons and traps?

>>43321595
Hunting

>>43321735
Hunters typically use traps or ambush.
If your stood there fighting your doing it wrong.

It's a pretty even vote so far. I'm gonna roll a die if it stays that way.

>>43321756
Covered in shop.

>>43321747
Yeah, given we don't look like one, they'd not take the chance.

>>43321756
That's something you do on your own time.

If you take classes for everything you intend to do, then once you reveal yourself everyone'll know all the stuff you're best at.

Always keep a few secrets.

>>43321595
Cooking

>>43321781
Howso?
We have specs and are a kid, no scars. The hell's anyone going to know?

>>43321595
Hunting

Though I regret having to choose

>>43321809
Can easily cook in your own time as a hobby. Everyone has to eat.