Auto-fill, why have you betrayed me.

>>43324631
>ecome The Dragon Quest 2

Yo!

>Risk it and sit with Sammy and her friends

if it fails, play it off as returning the box.

Embarrass her in front of her friends, and impress her at the same time.

Fool-proof plan.

>>43324631
>Head for the roof
nod to Sammy as we head up there.

>>43324631
>>Risk it and sit with Sammy and her friends
We have walked through the valley of the shadow of death, we shall fear no grills.

>>43324631

>Risk it and sit with Sammy and her friends

Sleuth roll plus Perception, +2

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>>43324631
>>Other (write-in
Pass by Sammy's table and leave the putting the empty cookie bag inside your pocket so she can see it and walk away like a pimp.

>>43324631
> Sit with Sammy

Also, stats:

Strength 0
Speed 2
Smarts 0
Sleuth 1
Sneak 2
Schmooze 1

Skills:
Acrobatics 2
Climb 1
Conceal 2
Crossbow 1
Dagger 1
Dodge 1
Endurance 1
Hunt 1
Monster Lore 1
Perception 1
Vampire Lore 2

Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>43324790
DICE GODS, GO!!!

Rolled 10 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>43324790

Rolled 11 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>43324790
18+ for crit

>>43324812
But is it the crit though. Can someone get the 19-20 we need?

>>43324790
It seems wholly superfluous after >>43324812 , but here we go

>>43324827
Dang it.

>>43324831
Can we get a point in endurance for suffering through the cookies? I mean, they seem bad enough to count for endurance training.

>>43324812
Okay, the first time I roll on this quest and this happens? I guess I'm blessed.

>>43324812
Not a crit, but it wasnt bad.

You head for Sammy and her friends with your tray of food and notice something as you approach. Sammy isn't on the lookout for you. Vanessa is. As you approach, she even smiles a little bit, though not at you. More like she's smiling that you're approaching, as though some sort of plan is coming together perfectly. It gives you pause for thought. You never actually saw who delivered the treats, or even who was following you in the first place. Sammy might not have a clue that you got the cookies at all. Heck, they might not even be hers to begin with. Something fishy is going on.

>Proceed as planned
>Head for the roof and say hi to Sammy as you pass the table
>Ignore the table completely and just walk on by to somewhere else
>Other (write-in)

>>43324896
>>Head for the roof and say hi to Sammy as you pass the table

Spot check what would we do without you?

>>43324896
>Head for the roof and say hi to Sammy as you pass the table
Let's not risk it.

>>43324896
>>Other (write-in)

Go for the roof and say hi to Vanessa.

I bet the look on her face will be great.

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>>43324896
>Head for the roof and say hi to Sammy as you pass the table
/tg/ paranoia rising...

>>43324896
>Proceed as planned.
"Thanks for the cookies. They were an...acquired taste, but I liked them none-the-less."

Changing
>>43324935
to
>>43324932

>>43324896
>>43324932
Support

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>>43324896
>>Head for the roof and say hi to Sammy as you pass the table

Schnooze roll, +1

Rolled 17 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>43324988

>>43324896
ABORT, ABORT!!

Rolled 19 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>43324988
I have the power!

Rolled 4 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>43324988

Rolled 9 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>43324988

>>43325005
You've got the Touch!

>>43325005
Thank fucking god.

>>43325005
YOU GOT THE POWAAA!!!

You walk towards the table with a smile. You know how to solve this situation without playing into Vanessa's hands. You make sure to pass by both Sammy and Vanessa on your way to the door.

“Hey Sammy.”

She practically jumps, turning to face you and looking a little stunned that you know her name. Vanessa smiles a little bit, not bothering to look at you. Sammy hesitates for a moment before smiling nervously.

“Um... Hey there, new kid.”

You give her a gentle smile.

“Oliver.”

Sammy nods.

“Right, Oliver. Um... What's up?”

You shrug a bit.

“Just saying hi. I don't really have anywhere to sit so I'm heading for the roof. I heard you were the track captain, right? I'll be there at practice tomorrow to try out. Figured you should know.”

Sammy nods again, slower, her smile widening a bit.

“You will? Awesome! I mean, you've got great reflexes, and you're pretty quick on your feet. We need people like you on the team!”

Vanessa clears her throat and Sammy winces a little bit.

“Right, sorry, inside voice... Anyway...”

Sammy smiles cheerfully at you.

“I'm really glad you'll be there tomorrow. We've been needing one more member for some of the competitions this semester.”

You smile and start to walk off.

“Glad I we lucked out then. See you around.”

Sammy glances at Vanessa, then at you.

“Mind if I join you on the roof so we can talk a bit?”

Vanessa's fork tumbles from her fingers and she shoots a glare at Sammy that the other girl either ignores or doesn't notice.

>Sure thing
>Nah, I prefer to be alone
>Maybe some other time

>>43325158
>Sure thing

>>43325158
>Sure thing

>>43325158
>>Sure thing

Finally, a roll I make that actually matters.

Now we get to fuck it all up and spaghetti everywhere.

All I wanted was to agitate Vanessa. Yes!

>>43325158
>Look between Sam and Vanessa
>Stare for a couple of moments.
>Smile and just nope on out of there. Not getting involved in that.

>>43325158
>Sure thing

Now, why does Vanessa dislike us...

>>43325158
>>Sure thing
>inb4 the cookies were poisoned and baked poorly so we wouldn't detect the taste

Sleuth plus Perception, +2

>>43325201
Alpha bitch?

And we've been "out-alpha-ing" her?

Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>43325231

Rolled 4 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>43325231

Rolled 5 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>43325231
Come on!

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>>43325246
Yo!

>>43325246
So we see that Vanessa is following us, right?

>>43325239
We pretty much know they're werewolves OOC, but do we know about the pack tendencies of werewolves in-game?

Maybe she doesn't want another pairing to compete against her and her boyfriend's rule? Unpaired wolves never become alphas in packs.

>>43325158
So Vanessa is the Alpha Lycan...uh. Also what is Sammy and Vanessa appearance.

>>43325379
Are lycanthropes a thing in this setting?

Werewolves are, but have there been references to the various "thropes"?

>>43325379
I'm imagining Sammy with a black pixie cut. Vanessa with shoulder length brown hair.

>>43325307
It hink is more likely Vanessa want us since we dodge her "greeting" when she arrived at school.. If she want us to be in the track or what i don't know

“Sure thing, I don't mind at all.”

Sammy nods and grabs her bag, not even sparing a glance at Vanessa. The other girls are snickering at Vanessa, and you barely manage to notice their teeth. Fangs. Well-hidden, but not completely concealed. Four vampire girls, plus Vanessa, who is probably also a vampire. That means Sammy is likely her “pet”, bound to a blood pact for services rendered and coerced into obedience through the threat of that pact being cashed in. Valuable information.

Sammy follows at your side as you head out of the cafeteria, playing the fool all the while. You're just a schmuck who got given cookies by a girl at school and now you're letting her come with you to the roof, that's all. In the back of your mind you know Sammy is probably taking a huge risk by doing this. She's either desperate or stupid, and she doesn't seem like an idiot. As you reach the roof Sammy sighs quietly, looking over her shoulder before turning to you.

“Thanks for letting me come along.”

You nod a little as you open the door, walking out onto the patio on the roof and heading for a comfortable spot.

“No problem. It's no trouble at all.”

Sammy laughs a little bit.

“It will be for me later. Um...”

She glances at you, nodding to herself as though confirming something.

“Vanessa has me in a bind... She's got some serious blackmail on me so she bosses me around. Anyway... Listen, I know this is a big thing to ask, but I need your help.”

Desperate. Got it.

“You're new here... The first two or three days, everyone finds their pack. I mean, their clique. Whatever. The point is that you're not, uh... beholden to anyone. I need your help dealing with Vanessa and getting out from under her... It started off alright, but lately... Oh, what do you care, you don't even know me...”

She gives you the puppy dog eyes.

“I just... I don't have anyone else I can ask about this...”

>How can I help?
>I'm a professional vampire hunter. Want me to stake her?
>Sorry, but this seems like a “you” problem
>What do I get in return?
>Other (write-in)

-

Vanessa has long black hair and it just slightly shorter than you are, with deep green eyes and a slim figure. Think doll, and you have the right idea. Sammy is taller than you, with an athletic build and medium length brown hair in a carefully arranged ponytail, and bright blue eyes.

>>43325408
Vampires and other monsters but for know we know for certanly about leeches and we want to become one, to ressurect our dead parents.

If i'm not mistaken Lycan's are a thing in this setting.

>>43325462
>You want her off your back, or you want her to disappear?

>>43325462
>>Other (write-in)

>"Don't like her anyway. Want me to dig something up on her? Follow her around, see anything juicy?"

May be able to squeeze some info on where Vanessa goes like this, catch her in between places and BAM!

>>43325462
>''Let's cut the crap. I know what she is, and I know what you have done. I can end it for you, but I want to know: Do you really want it?''

>>43325462
>What do I get in return?
Also, >>43325476 seconding

>>43325462
>You want her off your back, or you want her to disappear?
>What do I get in return?

>>43325462
>How can I help?

Huh, now how did Sammy get stuck with Vanessa?

And why would her pack let it happen? I thought vampires and werewolves were enemies.

>>43325462
>>How can I help?
My dad taught me a few tricks, you want her gone or scared?
I'd expect you to have my back in exchange.

>>43325408
Lycanthrope is bastard Greek for "wolfman." Other "thropes" would fall under therianthrope, a catch-all term for whatever nonsensical snowflake were-creature you can think of.

>>43325462
>This a blood oath thing, or...?

>tfw people aren't trying to even maintain a veneer on innocence

B-But m-muh stealth

>>43325568
B-But m-muh wolf gf

>>43325587
Mang, walking up to someone in a school filled with creatures of the night and saying "Yeah, I can kill that vampire for you" is only going to end poorly.

It's not like Sammy flat out said "Yo, dis vamp bitch fuckin' wit me".

Come on!

>>43325549
Bllod oath most likely.

>>43325568
This is a good way to do thing, you must admit.

>>43325587
Vampires can shapeshift into wolf anon.

So aside from the general consensus of helping Sammy out, there's a split between the various options in terms of what approach to take. Let's work through this in steps. Are you going to be altruistic and help her out of kindness, or practical and help her for compensation?

Changing >>43325505
for >>43325504

>>43325568
Going to be honest, this looks like a attempt to get information on Oliver. That said having us known for not being a completely defenseless, clueless human in the monster circles would be a advantage

>>43325613
I know bro. I voted for "how can I help". There's a difference between trying to help people and going out and telling your secrets to a person you literally just met.

>>43325462
>>Sorry, but this seems like a “you” problem


>implying we aren't being manipulated
>implying this isn't all a ruse to get us
>implying i played to much VtM and i'm now a paranoid fucker.

>>43325646
Feign altruism, but be pratical instead.

>>43325667
I'd have to agree

and it's not paranoid if it's true

>>43325646
Altruistic

She gave us cookies already. That's enough

>>43325646
A mix. She'll watch our back in exchange for this.

>>43325646
I would say compensation. I help you with this problem you help me fit in sorta thing

>>43325689
seconded

>>43325651
Look at it this way, if you didn't know who Bruce Lee was, and you saw him on the street and went to mug him, he would lay you flat on your ass.

Meanwhile, if you knew who Bruce Lee was, then you'd just grab a couple of friends and a gun and stick him up and not get hurt, because he ain't faster than bullets.

Appearing weak is an advantage, then instead of facing overwhelming odds from the start they'll underestimate you.

>>43325646
A mix she'll watch our abck and we watch hers if this goes off right.

>>43325646
>practical and help her for compensation

Captcha a mail box isn't a street plate.

Alright, so a fair bargain then. Something for something. Next, how transparent do you want to be about what you know? Full info dump, reserve some facts, or play the fool completely?

>>43325734
Play it extremely close to the vest, she tells us what she wants and we'll find a way to manage it.

>>43325734
leaning towards fool.

>>43325734
We're an idiot, Boss!

All we know is there are two grills squabbling and the cute one asked for help!

Yeah. Totally.

>>43325734
Reserve some facts, but imply we're willing to get as dirty as necessary.

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>>43325734
>play the fool completely

Of course.

>>43325734
Tell her we've had to deal with bullies before.

No need to get too far into it

>>43325755
And she got us some rad cookies too.

>>43325755
>read that in Raul's voice
getting that Fallout itch, anon
Also! >>43325734
dumb enough to trust, clever enough to not appear useless

>>43325734
Act like a fool, but a smart fool that is noting some things.

Schmooze roll

Rolled 12 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>43325811
Let's do this!

Rolled 12 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>43325811

Rolled 19 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>43325811

>>43325715
I know anon. But other anons were acting like they were tripping over themselves to spill our secrets and I was trying to rationalize how that would not be a complete and total mistake.

Rolled 12 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>43325811

Rolled 14 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>43325811
DICE LORD I ASK FOR THY BLESSING!!

>>43325830
We're just

the best

>>43325833
>I know anon. But other anons were acting like they were tripping over themselves to spill our spaghetti

>>43325830
Damm wer'e so schmoozy

>>43325854
We're a master at sucking dick.

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>>43325830
yisssss

>>43325830
We're playing this shit like Justy Ueki Tylor.

>>43325882
We keep rolling like this and we can be the masters of anything

Jeez are we at the whole insulting each other for differences in choices point already? I expected that to take at least till thread 4.

>>43325882
Well when werewolf-fu is in heat, we can take her out non-lethally.

>>43325917
It wouldn't be /tg/ if we did'nt do it.

Um, QM? Hate to tell you but I think your first thread didn't get archived.

>>43325995
Fuck you cuckqueen niggerjewfaggotbitch, take your fun having ass and go triggered buzzwords elsewhere!

My opinion differs from yours, therefore you must die.

>>43326010
Can't it be archived even after it falls off the board now, cause of the archive?

>>43325944
>implying werewolves dont just go into turbo-bitch mode

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>>43326023
Love you too anon.

>>43325944
>werewolf
Why are we so sure that Sammy is a werewolf again?

You take a bite of your pizza and chew it slowly, considering her words.

“You're right. It's a big thing to just ask someone. But I've dealt with bullies before.”

You give her a reassuring smile.

“I'll help you out, if you'll pay me back for it. I'm new here and don't know anyone. Mind helping me out with that? I'll do what I can to help.”

Sammy's face immediately lights up.

“Thanks! You're the best, Oliver!”

She grins and punches your arm. Ow. You manage to keep a straight face though.

“So what kind of blackmail does she have on you anyway? You know what, nevermind.”

You take another bite and wash it down with a sip of your drink.

“I don't need to know right now.”

Sammy looks relieved to hear that, and she sits down next to you.

“What I do need to know is what you're asking for though. I mean, I could try to dig up dirt on her to get her off your back, or figure out something else to make whatever she's holding over your head not matter.”

Sammy sighs a bit and leans back, looking up at the sky.

“She won't let it go without something valuable to replace it... I need your help figuring out something I can trade her. Or... Or some way to... get leverage over her. I can help you out a little bit with that, but there's not a lot I can do. I'm... I can't talk about certain things... It's complicated...”

You pat her on the shoulder.

“It'll take some time, but you picked the right guy for this. Don't worry. I enjoy the taste of freedom, and it's something everyone deserves to have.”

Sammy nods, smiling softly. She leans back a bit more, her hand briefly resting over yours, before she turns bright red and leaps away a few inches, chuckling a bit.

“Sorry... Anyway... I guess that's all. I'll... leave you to it...? I should get back.”

>I need some time to think this through, yeah
>Nah, stay a little while, let's chat
>I'll see you at the volleyball game, don't worry
>Other (write-in)

>>43326056
Her last name is wolf(e?)

>>43326056
Well, we brought a mirror with us, why not try using it to check? No reflection = vamps confirmed.

>>43326062
>I'll see you at the volleyball game, don't worry
Check her with the mirror as she leaves.

>>43326056
Who said I was waifuing her?

>>43326062
>I'll see you at the volleyball game, don't worry

>>43326062
>I'll see you at the volleyball game, don't worry

>>43326062
>Actually, I'd like you to tell me about Vanessa. What level of bitch will we be dealing with? Occasional rumors, vandalism, or faking her own raping? Yes, I've seen that happen.

>>43326062
>>Nah, stay a little while, let's chat

>>43326062
>I'll see you at the volleyball game, don't worry

>>43326010
It was the description is kinda fucked though.

>>43326062
>>I need some time to think this through, yeah

>>43326064
Yes, it's Samantha Wolfe.

>>43326110
This snark is strong with this post. I support it.

>>43326062
Supporting:
>>43326110

>>43326110
Support

>>43326062

>Actually, I'd like you to tell me about Vanessa. What level of bitch will we be dealing with? Occasional rumors, vandalism, or faking her own raping? Yes, I've seen that happen.

“Actually, can you tell me a bit about the kind of person I'm dealing with? Vanessa is a bitch if she's doing this to you, no offense, and I want to know what tricks she has up her sleeve.”

Sammy pales a little bit.

“Uh... Well...”

You sigh a bit and smile.

“Does she spread rumors? Hurt people? Break their things?”

Sammy almost whimpers.

“...indirectly...”

You nod slightly. You know what she's getting at. Still, it's good to know you're dealing with a manipulative vampire who doesn't do her own dirty work. The head without the hands is much easier to handle, so to speak. You start to ask something else when the door opens, and Vanessa walks out. She smiles at Sammy, but when she opens her mouth her words are dripping with scorn.

“Sammy? You ran off so suddenly that I didn't get a chance to talk to you. Can you come with me so we can speak privately?”

Sammy jumps to her feet and closes her eyes tightly. You can see the fear on her face.

“I...”

She forces herself to smile, the corners of her cheeks twitching as she turns to face Vanessa.

“I-I'll be right there.”

>Actually, I need Sammy for a little longer. Is that alright with you?
>Die, monster! You don't belong on this roof!
>See you around, Sammy
>Other (write-in)

>>43326301
>Actually, I need Sammy for a little longer. Is that alright with you?
She was helping me out, since I'm new. You must be glad to have such a great friend.

>>43326301
>Actually, I need Sammy for a little longer. Is that alright with you?

>>43326301
>See you around, Sammy

I really want to fuck this bitch up, but now isn't the time. Good luck coming up with plans guys, I'm gonna read the rest of the thread in the morning.

Thanks for running OP

>>43326301
Its daylight outside, right? Try to get the vamp to walk out on the roof! Act like a fool to do it! She won't come out by it might trow her off guard!

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>>43326301
>>Other (write-in)
Kiss Sammy.

Fuck everything

>>43326330
support

>>43326301
>Actually, I need Sammy for a little longer. Is that alright with you?
>Other (write-in) Sneek a peak at Vanessa with the mirror if we can. Confirm vampire-ness.

>>43326349
Oh shit, this.

>>43326301
>>Other (write-in)

Initiate faux flirting farewell with Sammy.

Best way to alleviate suspicion? Look like our dick was thinking for us! Everyone will buy that.

>>43326301
>Actually, Vanessa, if I could chat with you for a few moments privately...without the help around.

Fuck this shit i'm dumb:>>43326351
Changing for this one:>>43326330

>>43326349
ayy that's not a bad idea

>>43326369
You know what, anon? I reread the post after making the comment. Turns out the vamp walked out on her own. We just need to stall her.

>ITT: /tg/ reveals why people make fun of us for not being able to ruse

Not even trying. Nigga damn.

“Actually Sammy, I was wondering if you could stay a little longer.”

You smile at Vanessa, doing your best to play things casually. A gentle nudge first.

“Will that be a problem? I'm new here, and Sammy was filling me in on stuff about the track team.”

Vanessa chuckles softly, looking at the back of her hand.

“Sorry, but that won't be possible. I need her rather urgently.”

She looks at you, and you can see her gaze shift slightly. Sammy looks rather panicked when she notices. Vanessa is looking at you like a speck of dirt on her new white boots.

“How about you just forget all about Sammy for now, hmm? You can remember her later, can't you. Say yes, peon.”

Your glasses continue to be the best investment you've ever made. Still, if that's what a gentle nudge got you, you'd hate to see what forcing the matter would have resulted in.

>Sorry, but that won't work on me. I'm a vampire hunter, I'm trained to resist that kind of thing.
>...Yes...
>Yes. Wait a minute, what were we talking about? I blanked out for a second there.
>What, forgot your vampire gaze doesn't work on my kind? Did my human disguise fool you that much?
>Other (write-in)

>>43326528
>''Hahaha, do you think it works on me, child? So inocent... I'll give you ten seconds.''

>>43326528
>>What, forgot your vampire gaze doesn't work on my kind? Did my human disguise fool you that much?

>>43326528
>>What, forgot your vampire gaze doesn't work on my kind? Did my human disguise fool you that much?

>>43326528
>Other (write-in)
Laugh. Hard.

>>43326528
>Self-defense.
>Shank her with the hidden stake in the sleeve.

>>43326528
>Yes. Wait a minute, what were we talking about? I blanked out for a second there.

>>43326528
>>What, forgot your vampire gaze doesn't work on my kind? Did my human disguise fool you that much?

>>43326544

Seconding this, play head games

>>43326528
>>''Hahaha, do you think it works on me, child? So inocent... I'll give you ten seconds.''

>>43326528
>Yes. Wait a minute, what were we talking about? I blanked out for a second there.

>>43326528
>>Yes. Wait a minute, what were we talking about? I blanked out for a second there.

>>43326528
>Frown, very unhappy at her.
>You really are a young one, thinking that will work on my kind.

>>43326544
This.

>>43326528
>Stake the bitch now.

>>43326544
>>43326548
>>43326549
>>43326563
> Thinking Vanessa won't call our bluff.

>>43326610
Let's bluff her calling of our bluff, then.

>>43326544
support

Tallying votes now.

>>43326544
>>43326548
>>43326549
>>43326552
>>43326563
>>43326571
>>43326591
You guys realize she gets her hands on our paperwork she can call our bluff, not counting the myriad other things vamps use to Id humans.

>>43326528
>>...Yes...

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>>43326528
>...Yes...
Or if that's separate from the other yes votes,
>Yes. Wait a minute, what were we talking about? I blanked out for a second there.

>>43326625
And yet, her gaze didn't work on us. Which means either we're a human who's somehow immune to her gaze, or we're something with the means and the god-knows-why desire to completely pass ourselves off as human.

>>43326528
>Yes. Wait a minute, what were we talking about? I blanked out for a second there.

>>43326625
We can call the truth just a bluff, we can say we are not listed in mere ''paperwork'', we can say there's things even her can't understand and that she has no power or info on us.

>>43326641
Pretty safe bet it's our glasses, which she'll remove with celerity before we can counter.

>>43326655
Or it could be a charm. Or a natural immunity. Or a myriad of other things.

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>anons really are this stupid

Jesus fucking Christ!

>>43326641
Bro, it's our glasses. As was stated in the very first thread, twice, and here, once.

Who the fuck tries to play mindgames with vampires? That is seriously retarded.

Alright, looks like you're bluffing your way out of this one. Let's see how you do. Schmooze roll, +1. Will your luck hold out?

>>43326528
I could do with a nice steak right now...

>>43326666
what is your reading comprehension anon? Jesus christ

Rolled 7 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>43326672

Rolled 3 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>43326672
Critfail

Rolled 9 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>43326672

Rolled 16 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>43326672
Pleeeease, dice gods...

Rolled 11 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>43326672

Rolled 8 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>43326672

>>43326672
.... No. No it will not.
>>43326687
A second too late, anon

>>43326686
>>43326684
>>43326681
GG.

Just great fucking job.

Thank you, anons. We are now a thrall to a complete cunt.

>>43326681
>>43326684
>>43326686
Looks like we just blew hunter cover and aggrieved a vampire because anons are retarded.

>>43326671
Yes, we know it's the glasses. I know it's the glasses. Vanessa does not.

>>43326686
>>43326684
>>43326681
We dun goofed.

>>43326641
You apparently don't have good reading comprehension.

>>43326697
What, are you stupid? No, we just fucked up lying to her. Hopefully we can still stake this cunt if she comes after us.

>>43326610
I think Tg doesn't know about suttle

Speed roll plus dodge, +3

>>43326675
>>43326717
That's from vanessa's point of view. Goddamn you anons are retarded.

>>43326727
No, /tg/ definitely doesn't know about suttle

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>people tried to try to overt mindgames with a vampire

>the things which are almost universally the best at playing mindgames

>>43326671
Easy anon i know how you fill but sometimes the hivemind of idiot anons is too strong sometimes.

Rolled 16 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>43326731

Rolled 11 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>43326731

Rolled 7 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>43326731

Rolled 5 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>43326731

Rolled 19 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>43326719
No because she'll either retreat and let the staff know we're a hunter or command Sam to chunky salsa us.

>>43326731

Rolled 14 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>43326731
Last time I'm saving your asses tonight.

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>>43326686
>>43326684
>>43326681

You guys are really dumb

>>43326740
>fill
God dammit i meant feel

In the end, this may still keep her in contact with direct sunlight. Almost as planned.

>>43326765
Don't blame the rollers for the retarded voters. We can't be held responsible if the roll went bad because went full idiot.

Jesus fuck people relax.

Well, it was fun.

Until anons started to think we were fucking Belmont or some shit and not some weak ass teen like we are.

First fucking day and already they fail to keep a low profile.

Not even three threads in and they have already been completely retarded.

>>43326778
Unless she's one of the few vamps only damaged by magical creatures. Then we're fucked.

>>43326787
No because retards like you are going to end the quest 2 threads in because you vote like retards.


>>43326788
I know right?

>>43326791
Look on the bright side of life, Anon.

>>43326738
Nobody tried it before and survived to tell the tale, we're trying new things.
If some of us stopped being pussies and started to try new things, maybe we could go where no one ever has before.
As in, we could fucking play mind games at a fucking vampire. Wouldn't that be awesome? Well, it would...

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Not even one day in and stupid anons blow their cover.

You make a grand gesture and smile at her, bowing low.

“Foolish vampire. Your gaze doesn't work on my kind. Did you forget that? Did you fall for my disguise so readily?”

Vanessa blinks and stares at you for a few moments. At first she looks at you like the colossal retard she believes you to be, and then she starts picking apart the situation.

“Interesting... A resistant human... A rare natural gift or a honed skill... So odds are...”

She hesitates for a moment, before her eyes go wide, taking a small step away from you.

“...that you're a hunter. Samantha! I invoke our blood pact, kill him before he kills me!”

Sammy's eyes turn bright red and she shudders a bit, rushing at you with her hands balled into fists, and she aims a punch right for your face. It's easier than dodging the volleyball this morning, and you slip under the attack, ducking past her. Cover's blown, and only one witness in need of silencing so long as Sammy doesn't turn on you.

>Use STAKE on BITCHY VAMPIRE
>Flee the scene and bar the door, let her cook
>Other (write-in)

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>>43326779
>mfw when i quoted the rollers instead of the anons that picked the action.

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>>43326836
So.

YOLO?

Nope. Nope.

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Man I'm about to die from all this salt.

>>43326847
>Use STAKE on BITCHY VAMPIRE
Well, time to go with BEST PLAN

>>43326847
>>Flee the scene and bar the door, let her cook

>>43326811
No because every time I donretards darken it.

>>43326836
>not being retarded
>being a pussy
Are you high? Vamps outclass us massively and we just blew our only advantage even if that bluff worked. We don't want them to know who we are idiot.
>>43326847
>Use STAKE on BITCHY VAMPIRE
Our only choice now, hope Sammy doesn't wolf up and tear us a new one.

>>43326859
Fuck off retard, you caused this.

>>43326847
>Use STAKE on BITCHY VAMPIRE
Then, let us blackmail Sammy into not telling others.

>>43326847
>Use STAKE on BITCHY VAMPIRE

>>43326847
>Use STAKE on BITCHY VAMPIRE

>>43326847
>Belmont street
>fucking captcha
And now we have Two vampires to deal with.

>Use STAKE on BITCHY VAMPIRE

>>43326870
>best plan is charging in

>not taking time, finding patterns, and setting up an ambush

Well it's too fucking late for that, isn't it?

>>43326847
other: Swear never to kill Vanessa. Since Vanessa only ordered Sammy to kill you *before* you kill her, if you aren't going to kill Vanessa, Sammy doesn't need to kill you.

Strength roll plus Knife, which is the only skill I can think to add. +1. Good night, sweet prince.

>>43326899
Stop.

You are not cut out for using your brain.

Leave.

Even if we go with your stupid plan, Vanessa will want us dead, we are a hunter. And even then, she hates us anyway.

Go home and be a family man.

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Dammit guys.

What part of YOUR POWERS DON'T WORK ON ME, LOL sounded good.

We're supposed to be a stealth character.

Rolled 17 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>43326908
Pray for a crit

Rolled 13 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>43326908

>>43326899
Then why she, Samantha, attacked us if we didn't even attacked Vanessa?

>>43326847
>Other - Not a hunter just someone looking to become a vampire.

>>43326847
[X] Grab Vamp, Drag into Sunlight, and jump off the roof.

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Rolled 8 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>43326891
eh, there's always next time
>>43326908

>>43326908
GOD SAVE THE WAIFU.
My sides will die when stealthfags critfail in sneak rolls.

>tfw even if we kill the vamp, Sammy will want nothing to do with us because we have an IQ of potato.

>oh, and because we're a hunter

Rolled 14 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>43326908

>>43326935
What sneakrolls? We're dying here.

>>43326916
Because thinking hurts.

>>43326931
Trying to challange strengh with a vampire with us being a sneaky character. The character sheet is right up in the thread. fuck off.

Alright, Smarts plus Vampire Lore, +2

On the plus side, if we die, we might be able to enroll in the school as a ghost.

Rolled 13 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>43326847
>Flee the scene and bar the door, let her cook
It won't win, but whatever. Is 'bitchy vampire' Sammy or vanessa?
>>43326908

Rolled 1 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>43326967

>>43326967

Rolled 7 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>43326967
Soooo she turned into mist?

Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>43326967
Come on Oliver use all your 0 brains.

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>>43326986
>>43326981
Oh dear...

>>43326986
4chan wouldn't let me post this earlier. RIP hunter.

>>43326981
>>43326984
>>43326985
Oh, look. We fucked up again

Okay, that's enough of this quest for tonight.

I'll be back when we have to either retcon this shit or reroll character because the entire school is out for our blood.

>>43326960
Stake is just as hard. This is just unbalance and drag, then off the roof to run from the werewolf.

Once she's in the sunlight she'll be too out of sorts too fight.

>>43327009
What was the deleted roll

Well i will go to sleep. Once again anon's idiotic behavior ended all the fun.

>>43327009
we created this mess not the gm we can't just retcon because of our fuck up, we should try to explain that we aren't a hunter.

>>43327009
Anon BTQM doesn't retcon or Reroll we die, the quest dies.
>>43327108
Sam would just eviscerate us on principal, as would every other monster on campus.

>>43327123
Not true. I retcon when I personally fuck up and need to fix something I messed up.

>>43326981
1+2
>>43326984
10+2
>>43326985
7+2

The values of the first three rolls.

I left to wash my hair and I come back to this. Why did anyone think bluffing that your a monster was a good idea?

Dammit, this is going to be a bitch to hide.

Sam might help, but if not we'd best either get control over her or kill her.
>>43326984
4chan x keeps deleted posts. Hell, even regular 4chan does as long as you don't refresh.

>>43327135
Sorry QM looks like everyone's being difficult tonight don't retcon our fuck ups. is it possible to reason or at least escape the situation.

Sometimes the dice say “Fuck off and die”. And sometimes, sometimes... you get this. Last post of the night.

-

You charge Vanessa. The only way to keep from blowing your cover completely right now is to end her before she can tell anyone about who you really are, and you draw your stake. Vanessa, to her credit, makes an effort to try to protect herself, but you were pretty accurate earlier. It's easier to deal with the head when the hands are busy, and without Sammy between you, she's almost helpless. You can't help thinking it's the sunlight, or just a general lack of strength, but her arms fail to stop your stake from hitting home.

You ram it into her chest and knock her to the ground, and Vanessa lets out a little cough, eyes wide, almost frightened. She takes small, trembling breaths, her gaze moving from you to the stake. She whimpers softly as she starts to dust, and you drive the stake in a little deeper to finish the job. As she disintegrates you hear the thud of Sammy hitting the floor, and turn to find her laying on the ground unconscious. Oh right. She failed her blood pact command, so she gets some nasty mental whiplash. Well, it's not like she needed to be anywhere for a while now.

You gently prop Sammy up by the door and take stock of the situation. Anyone who had a blood pact with Vanessa knows she's dusted now, or suddenly released them from the deal without warning. You've just shaken up the social hierarchy pretty substantially if she was any good as a vampire. The only evidence of your involvement is the red tint on your stake, since her body is already gone, along with the clothes she had been wearing

You sit down next to Sammy and sigh softly. Things are already messy, but maybe that's a good thing. With the balance of power now swinging wildly, it's anyone's game. A perfect time to make a power play, or find a quiet little part of the social spectrum to ride things out while you work out how to get what you want.

You try to keep thinking positively, rather than consider the full extent of what you've just done, and fail. They'll be looking for you now, searching for a hunter. You slip your stake back into its hiding place and glance at Sam. You suppose for now you'll sit and wait to see what she says when she wakes up. Maybe she'll be thankful? Maybe she'll be afraid. You could use an ally though. You grab your drink, take a sip, and wait.

I am sadden that we did not harness the power of the sun.

>>43327162
Anons especially Sleepyanon are retards


>>43327135
I meant player fuck ups


>>43327200
We did but if we solely left it to the sun she'd have escaped and if we dragged her out Sammy would have killed us. It weakened her which was enough.


>>43327197
Thanks, hope we don't have searchers come up here soon. Since her friends saw her follow us and all.

>>43327197
Suggestion for next post, gather up Vanessa's ashes, wait for a good wind, then brush them off the roof?

>>43327197
>Wipe the blood on Sam's fingers, and GTFO.

>>43327234
Make sure no one sees us first and block the door so her friends who know she followed us find us.

>>43327197
Actually, why don't we run? Just leave a note in Sammy's pocket 'I upheld my end of the deal. You uphold yours. Our little secret. See you at the volleyball game.'

And then we freerun the fuck out of there.

QM do people usually shadowrun this hard when in your quests? Or start going full panicmode whenever something bad happens?

>>43327186
Place stake on her hand frame her and make her more dependable of us.

>>43327425
no this is stupid she would just hate us.

>>43327197
clear the ashes from the roof and then drag her over to a quiet area of the roof when she wakes up tell her we have no intention of fighting her or hunting monsters.

The thread is over, this isn't a vote.

>>43327197
Did the mook critfail again?
Gather ashes, destroy evidence. Hide stake, then drag Wolfwaifu to the nurses office. If someone asks we were flirting/playing strip poker on the rooftop and suddenly she blanked out.

Rolled 19 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>43328686

>>43327344
Given we're a squishy weak human in a school full of supernatural monsters, and the fact BTQM has said death is possible with bad rolls or retarded decisions both are justified.

>>43329649
I mean, I try to soften bad rolls that would kill you immediately since that would be a terrible way to end the story and leave no one satisfied, but yeah, sometimes you'll get smacked around by the dice pretty hard.

>>43329675
Well yeah, one bad roll probably won't kill us, compounded with a stupid decision? That cost us in Dragon a few times, and it was nothing compared to this.

>>43329761
This was actually pretty much on script for what I had planned out, though you didn't sit at the table first and embarrass yourself and Sammy in front of the vampire girls thanks to your high roll. Shaking things up like this and realizing you either have to abandon being a hunter or hide things especially well was as intended. If you continue to be so blatant with your schemes you'll die pretty quick. This should be obvious, but I'm saying it anyway.

In other news I have work today, but it's a shipment day with nothing to do til it arrives, and it might arrive super later. Shall we resume?

>>43329853
One retarded anon reporting for duty.
Do we have wound slots or we are one-shot wimp at the moment?

Oh man, I just looked at the archive. My sides. Whoever screwed that up for us is a glorious jackass. I can't even be mad at it.

>>43329923
You've got wound slots, yeah. 2 Minor, 2 Major, and 1 Serious. If you don't know how I do wounds, read Become The Dragon Quest.

Or just ask or something. That's fine too.

>>43329933
What happened?

>>43330024
Go on suptg and see for yourself. It's hilarious. The description is priceless.

>>43330064
Thanks for running this, btw, QM

>>43330140
No prob, it's a pleasure.

Gonna start on the OP for the next thread, since we're right at the edge of the bump limit.

>>43330064
Marvelous description.

New thread is up

>>43330333

>>43330160
Been reading your stuff since become the dragon. Always brightens my day to see your quest on the catalog.

I was skeptic about the schoolvampire shtick at first, but you've done good work at making it fun and not cringy.

All I want to say is

Thanks for running BTQM