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>>43422151
fall back but stay near the edge of the radar. See if we can't herd them somewhere and catch them between our 3 xenos and the queen seeing as she can't lay eggs while chatter box does his job. Plus with the three survivors and the 4 solders I think we should bring in the heavy guns.

>>43422151
B. We're gonna play with their minds a bit.. >:)

>>43422151
Something new
C) Speak!
"Why...why We were here first!"

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>>43422243
>>43422214
>>43422251

Rolling these into one, are you sure you want to get spooky in on the action?

>>43422151
just a note for the future, it would have been a good idea to just cope/paste everything from the aborted thread at the beginning.

>>43422261
we're going to have to level up our queen at some point. Also since she's going to have to tear her way out of the throne room can she tear one of the doors out and use it as a shield while she rushes the humans.

>>43422312
...copy/paste is what I meant

>>43422312
I'll be more careful in the future, and if it does happen again, I'll make sure to do so, thanks for the advice.

>>43422322
Spooky is some distance away, but you can carry the door with you if you choose.
Also, how would you like her to approach, from which corridor?

Write up incoming.

>>43422151
Is this the current thread?
I'm so confused.

>>43422340
maybe have her approach from medical. Just have our drones and solder herd them towards our queen and we can hit them from both sides.

>>43422348
yes, yes it is. And welcome back spooky

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>>43422348
Yes, the other one I forgot to include a title.

>>43422340
Dildo halts the ambush, the element of surprise having been forfeit, no point taking unnecessary risk.

Instead you request a tactical retreat, moving quickly the 3 of you begin falling back, loudly and purposefully, Raptor begins mimicking the Human language “wE heeere firsttt, Why, why coMEEe!?”

*BING BING BING* The motion sensor is pulsing constantly, as the marines to their credit remain calm and purposeful, until they here the whispers…

“WHAT IN THE CHRIST WAS THAT SHIT?”
“WHO THE FUCK IS TALKING, CAN THEY TALK, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT?”
“Shut the hell up, and keep your eyes peeled how many contacts Jose’?”

The marine with the motion sensor named Jose’, checks the device and responds “err, I count 3 sir, minimum 3 contacts in the vents.”

Clearly rattled, sleep deprived, terrified and hungry, one of the 3 base personnel makes a break for the Mess hall “FUCK THIS PLACE, I’M OUT!” The woman is wearing a jumpsuit and you recognize her from earlier on, obviously a mechanic one of the 3 who were in the medical wing during Spooky’s first tenure as local the local shit stirrer.

One of the 3 marines with rifles breaks formation to give chase.

A) Observe.
B) Sneak after the fleeing civilian and marine. (1d20 per Xenomorph cahsing.)
C) Attack (1d100 per Xenomorph.)
D) Other.

>>43422348
Read the OP in the other thread Spooky, I left a message for you. :)

>>43422369
Thanks, fresh OC and updated OC coming soon.
>>43422380
Go after the mechanic and lone marine, they've practically gift wrapped themselves.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>43422380
>B) Sneak after the fleeing civilian and marine. (1d20 per Xenomorph cahsing.)
send Dil since he's can't do much with that smartgunner around anyways... unless the smart gunner is the one rushing after the runner.

I'm going to roll a smoke and be back in 5, I'll do the write up then.

>>43422408
>B) Sneak after the fleeing civilian and marine. (1d20 per Xenomorph cahsing.)

Oh yeah, I forgot.

From the previous OP:

>I noticed that in our last thread I overlooked and outright forgot about the distraction we had Fixer initiate before the marines had breached the med bay and if I had not done so the events that unfolded would have been drastically different, to make up for this, I’ll be offering a free level up to one of the current PCs; this entails a HP boost and a perk, the perk will be completely free form, so go nuts, tell me what you want and what it does(Within reason) and vote on it, I’ll include this in the updated Hive status post.

I'm going to change how Xenos communicate, all Xeno chatter from here on will be in green text and all Human chat will be in quotation.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>43422380
>B) Sneak after the fleeing civilian and marine. (1d20 per Xenomorph cahsing.)

>>43422380
Have dildo say.
>welcome to our space station, cunts.

>>43422471
>>43422460
>>43422430
Write up incoming.

1d20 please.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>43422527

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>>43422544

Dildo, not willing to look a gift horse in the mouth, takes off silently down the vents, shadowing the fleeing civilian and pursuant marine.

You reach the messhall main corridor without much hassle and observe the Engineering woman banging helplessly upon the sealed door, the riflemen is trying to calm her down as he looks about every now and then in a paranoid fashion, he does not look comfortable being this far from the main group.

“Lady shut the fuck up and calm down, we ARE ALONE right now!”
Exasperated and delirious the engineer shoots back “It doesn’t fucking matter, we’re dead, we’re all dead!” She burst into tears and collapse in a heap on the gound.
Looks like you guys fucked with them so much the base personnel are on the verge of insanity, nice work.

The marine shoulders his weapon and begins sweeping the vent openings as he reaches up with one hand and radios back to the main force “I have here and am by the mess hall door, PLEASE. COME. HERE!”

A) No tears now, only dreams (Charge the lone gunman d100)
B) Observe.
C) Call your posse. (2d20)
D) Other.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>43422527

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>>43422569
>Other
Can we fuck with the lights in the mess?
If not, just drop out of the vent on him.

>>43422569
how far away is our queen?

Also have Dil move up to the access corridor to try and herd them towards medical with Cree and Fixer staying near the edge of the other 5 to make sure they just don't double back.

Before Dil leaves though have him say "she's right you know"

>>43422598
The power is down and only the red emergency lights are on right now, also the atmosphere is muggy and hot as you shutdown the air systems in a previous thread. It is dark and difficult for Humans to see without some form of assistance.

>>43422605
>>43422261

The Queen is at the throne room currently, as no one has had her move as of yet.

>>43422569
Fucking with them confirmed best idea of 2015.
>A: Charge the gunman.

>>43422611
Ah well, just the standard vent ambush then I guess, we'll take him out of the picture and leave the deteriorating civilian to rejoin the marines.
At some point the civvies will be so erratic that they'll be an active hindrance to the marines.

>>43422621
oh... so should we bring her down boys or leave her with the nest? I mean with 7 armed humans and only 2 drones and 1 warrior I feel like a little backup wouldn't hurt.

>>43422670
A it is. Write up incoming. D100 folks. let's get the show on the road.

>>43422675
Up to you guys, I'll have her start running down if this gets more support.

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>43422692

>>43422675
I say we spawn some more Warriors. [not just because I want a PC either ;) ]

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>43422692

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>43422692

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>>43422699
You have another warrior gestating at the moment.

>>43422736
>>43422697

Now or never, you strike, leaping from the ventilation shaft you charge the lone marine.

Seeing the movement the marine brings his hand down from his radio and fires, he was expecting you and unfortunately with your distance you are hit by his weapons projectiles.

You continue your charge and will be upon him momentarily.
You scream in a mimicked Human tongue “I sEee yoU, CuuuNt.” Remembering what the previous marine had said to you from your last encounter.

The woman on the ground is sobbing and not reacting to the commotion.

Give me a d10 for the rifle.

A) Continue the charge. (d100)
B) Back off.
C) Run along the roof/walls.
D) Other.

>>43422753
>"I sEee yoU, CuuuNt"
Most awesome xeno ever

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>43422753
>A) Continue the charge. (d100)
the rifle roll

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>43422753
charge

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>43422753

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>43422753
>>43422767
and now the d100

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>43422753
The name's Dildo, cunt.

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>>43422778

>>43422778
>>43422774

Max damage, but luckily not a crit fail.

Write up incoming. want me to flavour up the text with some wall running?

>>43422809
if you want.

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>>43422809

Dildo charges through the barrage of pulse rifle fire, every shot connects and a tiny explosion follows shortly afterwards, none the less, you change the trajectory of your sprint and move gracefully from the ground onto the wall and finally to the roof, the Marine trails you expertly, never breaking his line of fire. (d20)

You are within leaping range, or you can strike with your tail. D100 for either action.

Dildo: Drone
level 2

50 HP
Hardened carapace, resistant to small arms fire. (half damage from high calibres, no damage from side arms.).
Fear (Smartguns cause half damage, but Dildo cannot approach a user of said gun without disadvantage in combat.)

A) Leap at the marine. (d100)
B) Back off.
C) Strike with your tail.(d100)
D) Other.

>>43422840
Leap right in his face and rip him to shreds. Go Dildo. A.

dice+d100

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>43422840
>A)
the d20

>>43422859
HEH totally didn't mess that diceroll up....
dice+1d100

>>43422873
You guys have awful luck with d20s lately.

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>>43422877
>>43422859
Still need that d100 guys.

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>43422840
>>43422873
and for the leap

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>>43422916
You transfer you sprint into a leap, and careen through air, you make contact with the marine and both of you go flying into the medbay door, Dildo, rolls off of the prone marine and prepares to deal the killing blow.

The marine, rolls out of the way as you stand back shoulders his rifle and prepares to fire.
The engineer is looking on with a blank face, emotionless, her sidearm in it’s holster, she looks as if she has resigned herself to her fate.


Dildo: Drone
level 2

35/60 HP
Hardened carapace, resistant to small arms fire. (half damage from high calibres, no damage from side arms.).
Fear (Smartguns cause half damage, but Dildo cannot approach a user of said gun without disadvantage in combat.)

A) RIP AND TEAR, finish him with your... (d100)
B) Back off.
C) Taunt the Marine.(d100)
D) Other.

>>43422881
but I'm kicking ass with the 100s
>>43422916
>>43422778

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>43422877
What is life. Why is it 4am.

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>43422925
medbay? I thought we were next to the mess hall.
>A) tail

>>43422927
The luck gods smile upon you DasAnon.

The post is already up. >>43422925

>>43422925
Finish him with Second Mouth

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>43422925
RIP AND TEAR!

>>43422947
way to save Dildo's ass Spooky

>>43422941
Oversight, sorry.

Yeah you are outside the messhall guys.

>>43422944
>>43422941

One for tail, one for mouth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8J8SzBhjqaQ
Hello, my baby
Hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime cunt

>>43422954
ill switch to mouth since he blow my roll out of the water

>>43422968
Gonna kiss our selves a marine. Write up incoming.

Also thank spooky for that almost God tier roll.

>>43422976
I did

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>>43422976

The marine depresses the rifle trigger, you here a click and the weapon jams.
The marines face falls, fear overcomes him as he drops the gun and races for his sidearm, too late.
Dildo is upon him, you open part your lips and open your mouth as you grasp the marin by the sides of his head and bring him slowly towards your gaping maw, lightning quick, you strike once. Twice. Three times, a dull wet pop accompanies each blow as the back of his erupts in grey matter and crimson ichor, splattering the messhall door and walls.

You drop the deceased marine and turn to the engineer, now curled up in the fetal position and covered in the Marines innards.

You slide up her and render her unconscious, you’ll retrieve the host later. Thundering down the hall you hear the remaining 5 people coming, they will soon be upon you.
In the Vents above you notice raptor and Scree have take up positions, they await your signal, time to finish this.


Dildo: Drone
level 2

35/60 HP
Hardened carapace, resistant to small arms fire. (half damage from high calibres, no damage from side arms.).
Fear (Smartguns cause half damage, but Dildo cannot approach a user of said gun without disadvantage in combat.)

Scree!: Warrior.
Level 1
100HP
Thick carapace: 100 armour.

Raptor: Drone.
Level 1
19/50HP
No armour
Fear (Smartguns cause half damage, but Raptor cannot approach a user of said gun without disadvantage in combat.)

A) Set yourself up for the ambush( What does Dildo do?)
B) Act as bait.
C) Other.

C. Play dead. Dildo, you can do this.

>>43423024
Set yourself up for the Ambush, have Dildo pull the host into a Vent with him, just hide her there for now

Have Dildo say Cunt repeatedly from inside the vents

>>43423024
>A) Set yourself up for the ambush( What does Dildo do?)
>B) Act as bait.
have Dil grab the engineer and book it and once the three marines run under the other two have them drop down. Have scree go for the smart gunner and...raptor can grab someone and pull them up into the vent. No since throwing an almost dead xeno down between 5 armed humans. also where the hell is Fixer?

>>43423032
Seconding this, Xeno's don't breath and they have been shown capable of remaining perfectly still, Dildo should easily be able to play dead, since Scree is still in perfect health, he should drop down upon them as they move to examine Dildo's "corpse", at that moment Dildo will drag someone down atop him, using them as a shield to prevent himself from being shot any more.
Raptor should hold back and only attack targets who are otherwise involved fighting the other two Xeno's, since she probably can't afford to take on an armed enemy head-on with that little health.

>>43423033
No better is
"Murderers Animals! Give Back Mother, Go away Weyland!"

>>43423055
Fixer is back near the medical bay following the Queen after you guys called for reinforcements.

They are about 2 minutes away.

>>43423059
>>43423055
>>43423033
>>43423032

Okay, looks like we're going with a combination of Ambush and possum.

Write up in 5.

No d100s needed yet.

>>43423066
That is Fucking EVIL i love it!

>>43423066
At least throw a "Cunt" in there somewhere, it's supposed to be his thing.

>>43423075
fuck if that's the case let's just have everyone pull back and block off all the exits until Queen Spook shows up to get this party started.

>>43423024
Isn't Second Mouth nonlethal? It just terminates their higher brain functions and makes them perfect for hosting?

Anyway, take the marine back to nest and leave the woman - she is more useful as distraction to the remaining Marines

>>43423092
Nah, we get em thinking that they "totally got this" and then they get obliterated from behind.

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>>43423121
Looks pretty lethal to me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYPaQfLg08c

>>43423085

Dildo falls limp on the floor over the hivemind Scree! and Raptor hear the following >I’m bait, you two set up and take the smart gunner down first.”

Scree! and Raptor acknowledge the orders and prepare to strike.

The 5 persons emerge from the bend in the hall and come to a dead stop from their sprint.
The Msart gunner begins sweeping the vents as a lone rifle man passes beneath raptors vent aand approaches Dildo and the dead marine.

He aims at Dildo and surveys the scene and calls over his shoulder, “FUCK man, Horatio is dead. This fucking bug got him” He looks down at Dildo and fires a shot, Acid splashes across the room, smoke begins to rise from the sizzling ground as the acid begins burning its way through the floor(Dildo takes 3 damage.). “At least he took the fucker with him.”

He lowers his weapon scans the vents briefly and seeing nothing moves towards Horatio’s corpse.

The Other 4 people begin to advance, all have their weapons raised and are on high alert.
The pass beneath Scree! and raptor and you…
Dildo: Drone
level 2

32/60 HP
Hardened carapace, resistant to small arms fire. (half damage from high calibres, no damage from side arms.).
Fear (Smartguns cause half damage, but Dildo cannot approach a user of said gun without disadvantage in combat.)

Scree!: Warrior.
Level 1
100HP
Thick carapace: 100 armour.

Raptor: Drone.
Level 1
19/50HP
No armour
Fear (Smartguns cause half damage, but Raptor cannot approach a user of said gun without disadvantage in combat.)

A) Spring the trap( Who attacks who?). 3d100 if all attack at once.
B) Wait.
C) Dildo grabs the Marine near him. (D100)

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>>43423137
MFW when green texting.

>>43423137
>A) Spring the trap( Who attacks who?). 3d100 if all attack at once.
once Scree has a good chance to take out the smart gunner go. Have raptor pull whoever is closest to him into the vent since if he goes into the open he's fucked. Dil can keep playing dead and act once no one is paying attention to him.

>>43423137
Warrior attacks whoever has a Smartgun
Raptor Pulls someone into the vent to eat
Dildo grabs Marine near him saying >>43423066

Rolled 84, 1, 46 = 131 (3d100)

>>43423137
>>43423155
and three dice I guess

Rolled 6, 1, 62 = 69 (3d100)

>>43423137
Dildo grapples the soldier who just shot her, using his body as a shield.
Scree! drops down onto the smartgunner, and will attempt to take him immediately out of the fight, thus eliminating the threat of the smartgun.
Raptor will attack the marine furthest away from the others, and in a similar manner to Dildo attempt to subdue them and shield herself from any incoming fire from the two remaining marines.

Assuming that the trap works perfectly, I highly doubt the two remaining marines would want to stick around, and hopefully they'll attempt to regroup rather than risk shooting their own teammates.

>>43423165
>>43423160
CAN'T WAKE UP

>>43423165
>>43423160
>Two Ones
GOD DAMN IT, YOU HAD ONE JOB

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>>43423165
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSCiMbMVDLI
>>43423172
WAKE ME UP INSIDE!

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>43423172
>>43423165
>>43423160

Whelp. Good news, only one Xenomorph fails the ambush. The bad news is that it is Raptor, sitting pretty with 19/50 hp.

Rolled 29, 77, 45 = 151 (3d100)

>>43423137
Hopefully this helps. Save the dildos and raptors!

>>43423189
Only first two rolls count

>>43423188
Atleast it's not Dildo

>>43423189
>>43423200
S A V E M E
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>>43423188
fuck unless we roll as shit for the damage roll it looks like we have our first casualty.

>>43423204
The Hive endures even without or fallen. Its sacrifice is worth it.

>>43423238
Whoops. 1 sec.
You spring the trap.
As quick as lightning Dildo leaps from the ground and tackles the lone Marine whose rifle falls from his arms and clatters to ground, swinging around Dildo using the marine as a Human shield and begins to advance.

The Smart gunner brings his weapon up and hesitates, not wanting to fir upon a friendly, Scree! uses this distraction to charge and grapple the bulky Woman, and is now wrestling with her on the ground, the smartgun swinging from its harness.

Raptor, strikes but the ventilation shaft it is in collapses, raptor tumbles out of the vent and falls face first to the ground and is dazed, in the ensuing commotion both of the base personnel fire upon him,

The 2 marine riflemen to fire at Scree! (2d10 armour will absorb half the damage)
2d5 Please.


Dildo: Drone
level 2

32/60 HP
Hardened carapace, resistant to small arms fire. (half damage from high calibres, no damage from side arms.).
Fear (Smartguns cause half damage, but Dildo cannot approach a user of said gun without disadvantage in combat.)

Scree!: Warrior.
Level 1
100HP
Thick carapace: 100 armour.

Raptor: Drone.
Level 1
19/50HP
No armour
Fear (Smartguns cause half damage, but Raptor cannot approach a user of said gun without disadvantage in combat.)

A) Press the attack (3d100, what do they do?)
B) Other.

>>43423238
I think my rolls were so bad they broke OP.

>>43423238
uh, looks like you just reposted there OP

>>43423238
You reposted the old thing.
Even if you delete it, we'll know, and we'll judge you.

Rolled 4, 4 = 8 (2d5)

>>43423248

>>43423254
You can't prove anything!

Rolled 1, 4 = 5 (2d5)

>>43423248
so 2d10 and 2d5?

Rolled 4, 5 = 9 (2d5)

>>43423248

Rolled 50, 58, 49 = 157 (3d100)

>>43423248
>A) Press the attack (3d100, what do they do?)
Dildo throws the marine at the two shooting Raptor.
Scree finishes off the woman.
Raptor tries to find cover or flee.

>>43423248
Have Dildo say the line, have Scree smash the gun, Raptor needs to bolt into a Vent

>>43423248
>Press the attack (3d100, what do they do?)
Scree takes out the gunner ASAP Dildo takes his guy out, and Raptor books it back into cover

>>43423261
>>43423271

Okay just need the 2d10 now.
8 damage to Raptor.

>>43423275
>>43423273
I'll roll this into one.

Give me 3 d100.

Rolled 37, 4, 71 = 112 (3d100)

>>43423248
Here's for attacks.

Rolled 56, 79, 38 = 173 (3d100)

>>43423271
>>43423282
>>43423281
let's not fuck up this time

Rolled 43, 92, 20 = 155 (3d100)

>>43423282

Rolled 87, 18, 61 = 166 (3d100)

>>43423282

Rolled 8, 5 = 13 (2d10)

>>43423282

Rolled 2, 10 = 12 (2d10)

>>43423282
and the 10s

Rolled 3, 7 = 10 (2d10)

>>43423282

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Dildo Screeches at the 5 people gripped in combat “"Murderers Animals! Give Back Mother, Go away, Cunts”
Dildo keeps on moving up, the struggling marine unable to break your grapple.

Scree! continues to wrestle with the smartgunner and in the fight the barrel of her weapon is irreparably damaged, having been bent almost perpendicular to itself.

Raptor, recovers and comes under fire, acidic blood splashing all around and leaving sizzling pock marks, dotting the walls and floor, Raptor decides to retreat and live to fight another day, leaping from a prone position he expertly lands within the confines of another vent and makes haste back to Throne room, to lick his wounds, acidic blood trailing behind him.

From down the corridor an enormous ROAR bounces down the tight hall, the doors to the mess suddenly CLANG and SCREECH, as something begins to bash and cave them in from inside, mumma is here, and she ain’t happy.

Fixer leaps out of a nearby vent and charges into the fray making a beeline for the 2 rifle men firing upon Scree! who is currently locked in melee.


Dildo: Drone
level 2

32/60 HP
Hardened carapace, resistant to small arms fire. (half damage from high calibres, no damage from side arms.).
Fear (Smartguns cause half damage, but Dildo cannot approach a user of said gun without disadvantage in combat.)

Scree!: Warrior.
Level 1
94/100HP
Thick carapace: 93/100 armour.

Raptor: Drone.
Level 1
11/50HP
No armour
Fear (Smartguns cause half damage, but Raptor cannot approach a user of said gun without disadvantage in combat.)

A) Press the attack (3d100)
B) back off and wait for mumma bear to break through.
C) Other.

Stats for the new comers.


Fixer: Drone.
level 1
50HP
No armour.

Spooky: Queen.
Level 4
2000 HP
2000 Armour
LARGE (Cannot use ventilation shafts, or move quickly through small areas.)
STRONG( capable of destroying most man made alloys with little effort.)
The BOSS( can command ALL members of its hive at distances up to 50km away.)
The Matriarch(can lay up to 20 eggs every 5 hours, d20 determines how many are unique[Praetorian etc.])
Sentient and Sapient(Is smarter than your average, bear! Capable of Human levels of intelligence, which extends to all under her control.)

Rolled 64, 92, 84 = 240 (3d100)

>>43423342
A/B
Herd them towards the door where Spooky will be breaking into the room.

>>43423342
>B) back off and wait for mumma bear to break through.
make sure you pull the two solders we caught back as well. We need more solders and drones.

Rolled 30, 55, 7 = 92 (3d100)

Press the attack, minions of Spooky! Flay the flesh from their weak primate forms!

>>43423352
one soldier is dead, the engineer woman is subdued, and another is grappled by Dildo.

>>43423342
A) Deal with these quickly and more Hosts for the Hive!

Write up incoming, combination of all posts below my stat post.

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Dildo with his grappled marine, jumps into a nearby vent and attempts to subdue the struggling marine, he reaches for an oval shaped object on his breast and grasps your arm with another as he fights you for freedom.

Scree! strikes quickly with his long, thick tail, surprisingly agile for something so large, with a whoosh the woman is impaled through her right shoulder she screams in agony and continues to struggle, although without the use of one of her arms. It looks grim for the recon team.

The two marines firing upon Scree! switch targets and fire upon the agile drone Fixer, but miss every shot as the distance becomes discouragingly narrow. Fixer prepares to pounce one of the marines.

With a resounding Crack the metal bulk heads around the messhall give way and the door goes flying down the hall way and clangs and scrapes loudly as it slides away.

Spooky ducks through the narrow doorway and lets out an earsplitting roar and barrels forward looking to end the fight.


Dildo: Drone
level 2

32/60 HP
Hardened carapace, resistant to small arms fire. (half damage from high calibres, no damage from side arms.).
Fear (Smartguns cause half damage, but Dildo cannot approach a user of said gun without disadvantage in combat.)

Scree!: Warrior.
Level 1
94/100HP
Thick carapace: 93/100 armour.

Raptor: Drone.
Level 1
11/50HP
No armour
Fear (Smartguns cause half damage, but Raptor cannot approach a user of said gun without disadvantage in combat.)


Give me a d100 for Dildo in the vents, 1d100 for fixer and a d20 for Scree.
A) Free form, tell me what each Xenomorph does.
B) Other.

Rolled 41, 89 = 130 (2d100)

>>43423416
Have Dildo bite the hand going for the oval shaped object, must be a weapon, these creatures love their weapons. Try to knock it out

Scree stomp on woman's head to knock her out, move to another target

Spooky smack people around and into walls

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>43423416
Dildo's going to go for some amputation here- he's going to try and rip off the arm thats reaching for the oval object. Fixer is going to chomp that silly, silly marine's face, and Scree is gonna end the smartgunner marine's existence.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>43423439
For Scree

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>43423416
Skree tries to get his prey down to be ready for Hosting

Rolled 88, 23 = 111 (2d100)

>>43423416
I'm guessing that's a grenade the marine is reaching for, Dildo should throw that marine as hard as possible into the least populated corner of the room, hopefully hard enough to stun them.
Since the smartgunner is no longer really capable of fighting, Scree! should lift her off the floor and slam her back down hard enough to incapacitate her.
Fixer should grab one marine and shove or throw him into the other, so neither can bring their guns to bear.

Rolled 39, 15 = 54 (2d100)

>>43423416
>he reaches for an oval shaped object on his breast and grasps your arm with another as he fights you for freedom
Grenade! Slice off the bastard's hand that he's hold Dil with and hurl the motherfucker away from the everyone

Scree can try and knock her out and if Raptor isn't to far gone he can drag her back to the throne room.

Scree can help Fixer in making sure no one escapes while the queen just wrecks there shit.

also 2 d100 for Dil and Fix

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>43423453

>>43423453
Oh hey, we want living bodies, not corpses. I'll switch my vote for Scree trying to knock the smartgunner out as well.

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>>43423453
>>43423439
>>43423452
>>43423449

Jesus Christ guys... if only you knew how close...

>>43423461
>2
>SaaaaveMe.Xeno

>>43423469
...close to what...?

>>43423480
Probably to a Dildo-splosion!?!

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>>43423480
http://avp.wikia.com/wiki/G2_Electroshock_Grenade


>>43423469

Dildo reacts on pure instinct and bites down hard on the shoulder of the marine, the one going for the oval object, the marine bellows in pain and riches up to punch you in the head, breaking his hand on you cranium in the process, another screech of pain as he slowly begins to slip into unconsciousness from the pain…

Fixer dives through the air and pounces one of the marines firing on him, and begins mercilessly tearing apart his body armour and clothing, after a few seconds wet ripping sounds as well as the sounds of splashing fluids can be heard as Fixer continues to disembowel the luckless marine, shocked and gurgling, he drowns on his own blood.

Scree! brings one of his arms up and drops it heavily on the womans face, CRACK, she falls limp, still breathing. Scree! jumps up and turns to face the remaining marine and the 2 personnel who have turned tail and fled, discarding their empty weapons., the marine fires once more, before tackled and barrelled through the side wall by Spooky. Spooky brings the terrified struggling marine to her mouth and tears him in half with her impressive maw.

Over one of the radios you hear the commanding officer in the dropship start screaming ‘RECON 2 DO YOU COPY, RECON 2, WE HAVE NO VITALS ARE YOU ALIVE, RECON 2?!”

You must act quickly, before they leave.

Dildo: Drone
level 2

32/60 HP
Hardened carapace, resistant to small arms fire. (half damage from high calibres, no damage from side arms.).
Fear (Smartguns cause half damage, but Dildo cannot approach a user of said gun without disadvantage in combat.)

Scree!: Warrior.
Level 1
94/100HP
Thick carapace: 93/100 armour.

Raptor: Drone.
Level 1
11/50HP
No armour
Fear (Smartguns cause half damage, but Raptor cannot approach a user of said gun without disadvantage in combat.)


A) Send everyone to the dropship, try to get on board.
B) Hold off and wait for the inevitable 2nd wave.
C) Other.

>>43423535
"We Need Evac, OVER!"

>>43423535
>A) Send everyone to the dropship, try to get on board.
>C) Other.
release some face huggers form there eggs and have them hunt down the three that got away. we can pick them up later.

>>43423535
>>43423535
C) Dildo speaks into the radio, trying to mimic the voice of the "Horatio" marine.

"Friendly fire from an electric grenade! Under heavy attack, these bastards are a bit more developed than we thought. Need evac!"

>>43423535
B) Hurry, we need to board their flying metal bird!
Leave one drone, say Raptor, to drag the alive marines to Nest for facehugging. Everyone else to the Dropship!

(We did no sneak anything on the dropship beforehand? Sad!)

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>>43423535
B
I honestly don't think we've got the numbers to even attempt to board their ship.
They can wake 90 marines at a time out of a reserve force of 2000, we should wait for a second wave.
In elaboration, we should rapidly spread the hive structure so we can sense more of the colony building away from the main nest, and begin laying out eggs as traps, placing them in dark corners and nooks where a passing person couldn't see them until its too late.

Also updated OC.

>>43423564
You, sir, are a quality drawfag.

>>43423552
Only 2 got away, facehuggers cannot survive long outside of their eggs, for now at least.

If you go with this I'll need a d100.

>>43423552
>>43423557
>>43423541
rolling these up
Except going with b instead of A.
Nice work spooky.

From what ChatterBox has told you, the ship in orbit is the USS Librans Pride; with 500 Cryo-sleeping personnel and 9 souls awake operating comms and hangar bays.

They were on the way back from a reinforcement mission and have only 3 drops ship and 3 apcs.

>>43423576
How long would it take for the dropships to go from the main ship to where we are?

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>43423576
I'll roll just to save time but if no one else feels like going for it then just ignore me.

>>43423585
I'm not sure if a number has ever been stated, but I'd guess maybe a few hours.
Enough time to wake the marines up, get them fully awake and geared up, loading the dropship with fuel and weapons, plotting an insertion to the planets surface, and then the travel time from orbit to surface.

>>43423598
I don't think it's worth wasting the eggs; we'll need quite the force to deal with these marines.

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>43423576

It will take roughly 3 hours for the dropship to make planetfall after the marines have been woken from cryo, you are looking at about 9 hours until the second wave.

Luckily you rolled high enough to impregnate the remaining two personnel. You currently have 2 impregnated hosts and 3 more hosts awaiting facehugging.

ChatterBox would like to speak to you guys.

What kind of Xenos do you guys want?
Write up incoming.

>>43423628
Xenos capable of range acid attacks.

>>43423635
You should look into researching drones perhaps.

>>43423628
A little Moe Blob Xeno.

>>43423628
We're definitely going to want our new Xenos to be warriors, so they can have some survivability.
We can throw in a cystic drone mutation for >>43423635 if we want some ranged attack capability.
For any unfamiliar with the trait, it causes drones to mutate so they can spit an infectious acidic material which will sicken humans and hinder their ability to move.
In addition, the tumors caused by the sickness result in any Xeno's spawned from infected hosts to be significantly tougher.

>>43423628
well out of the normal eggs I feel like we should make a third warrior and the rest can be drones. We may want to move our nest or at least set up a second nest just to be safe incase they prove to be harder to take down then we think.

>>43423651
Sounds ideal. It also looks like Chatterbox uses our eggs as resources to research- we should be sure to keep pushing em out.

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Before it gets too late, I'd like to nominate we call the 2nd Warrior Paul Hogan.

Fixer crudely picks up the radio and speaks “NeEd evAC, tOO many!”

In response you “Acknowledged, Libran has been notified, hold tight and set up a permitter 9 hours until evac, we’re coming for you, no man left behind, Corporal. Hicks out!” Silence.

You bring your spoils back to the throne room and begin preparations, Spooky reattaches herself to the egg sac and begins the gestation process.

The drones and warriors curl up on the walls and rest, time to heal up.

ChatterBox saunters over to Spooky and speaks to her “My Queen, I was successful, from now on all of our eggs of regular eggs will produce 2 facehuggers, and I had time to inspect one of our royal eggs, luckily they proved more resilient to my explorations and we have not lost one, I ask you my Queen, are you familiar with the Ravager strain of the Praetorian genus?”

Spooky would smile if she were capable of doing so…

And that’s it for the night lads.
Gotta leave in 10 minutes, so I’ll hang around until then. Can someone archive this thread?

Twitter @QuestMaster1

So far you guys have

Dildo: Drone
level 2

60 HP
Hardened carapace, resistant to small arms fire. (half damage from high calibres, no damage from side arms.).
Fear (Smartguns cause half damage, but Dildo cannot approach a user of said gun without disadvantage in combat.)

Scree!: Warrior.
Level 1
100HP
Thick carapace: 100 armour.

Raptor: Drone.
Level 1
50/50HP
No armour
Fear (Smartguns cause half damage, but Raptor cannot approach a user of said gun without disadvantage in combat.)

Fixer: Drone.
level 1
50HP
No armour.

Spooky: Queen.
Level 4
2000 HP
2000 Armour
LARGE (Cannot use ventilation shafts, or move quickly through small areas.)
STRONG( capable of destroying most man made alloys with little effort.)
The BOSS( can command ALL members of its hive at distances up to 50km away.)
The Matriarch(can lay up to 20 eggs every 5 hours, d20 determines how many are unique[Praetorian etc.])
Sentient and Sapient(Is smarter than your average, bear! Capable of Human levels of intelligence, which extends to all under her control.)

ChatterBox: Genomorph
Level 1
10 HP
No Armour.
Forced evolution (Capable of altering the embryos within eggs and the DNA of existing xenomorphs.)
Memories of the host (ChatterBox, can recall ANYTHING that the host would have within his memories.)

HIVE POPULATION:
37 x eggs (5 praetorian)

3 x Drones. Fixer, Dildo and Raptor
2 x Warriors 2 adults 1 un-named, Scree.
1 x Queen. Spooky,
1 x Genomorph. ChatterBox.

5 x Impregnated hosts

Evolutions:
Twin facehuggers from normal eggs.
Ravager Praetorian metamorphisis’.

Also, we have 1 free level up for any of the named pcs, I need to know what the 5 facehugged will be and I need a perk for the free level up, anything you can think of that is reasonable.

Everyone leveled up this session, excluding Spooky, so i'll fix that up before tomorrow.

>>43423701
Another Praetorian, for a Ravager
Two more warriors, Six more Drones.

>>43423701
well we defiantly want a ravager but I'm think 3 more warriors and 1 more drone to help place down more webbing quicker

>>43423723
>Thinking twice as many facehuggers=twice as many hosts

>>43423737
Warriors are useful for fighting, Drones grow the hive, we want more Drones than Warriors

>>43423737
On one hand, a ravager would be great for wholesale slaughter, at this stage, with the marines just using standard anti-infantry weapons, it would be practically invulnerable.
On the other hand, a ravager cannot subdue a human without chopping them into pieces, and at the moment our hive is too small to waste potential hosts which we can subdue without killing them.

>>43423771
you do know there's about to be 90+ solders about to kick our door in. I'm sure we can afford to chop a few up. Plus the hive needs food

>>43423771
Food is as important as Hosts

>>43423701
Perk: My Little Xeno Can't Be This Cute

Due to Dildo's practice with human vocalizations, she has begun to gain more character in her speech. People are disarmed by how young she sounds, and are more susceptible to fall for the ploy.
(+Fluency)

>>43423779
The 90 number was based on my mistaken assumption that the ship in orbit is the same class as the Sulaco was.
OP specified that it has a total crew of only 500, of whom only 9 are awake at any one time.
Since they only have three dropships, this means that the maximum number of troops they can send against us at once is 27.

>>43423799
No. Just No. Dildo is the Aussie Xeno who says Cunt

>>43423808
Sounds like someone has never met an Aussie 10 year old.

>>43423817
My best friend is an aussie and I've known him for ten years, since he was eleven.

But anon is going for "loli xeno" extremely blatantly. If you REALLY want to do that shit do it with another Drone, Dildo is the Aussie

>>43423803
The ship is constonaga class and capable of carrying 200 personnel, the ship is returning from a supply run and is under capacity as a result.

Everyone cool With Dildos jailbait perk?

>>43423825
Calm the farm, senpai, it wasn't meant to be taken seriously.

>>43423838
But on second thought...

>>43423838
2000*

>>43423838
If we have to take the damn perk, at least toss it on another Drone. We haven't fleshed out Raptor or Fixer yet.

>>43423701
I'll suggest a perk I'm naming "Battle Hardening".
Over time Xeno's who have survived multiple engagements begin to add on 5 units of armor as their carapaces regrow slightly tougher with each regrowth.

>>43423847
Ah, the word filter's back online. That just made it better.

>>43423852
Keep the thread alive and discuss what you guys want. the perk with rhe most votes will be added to your xeno of choice.

>>43423854
I think I'll make this a permanent addition to all named xenos.

>>43423838
Fuck that. We ain't having a jail bait drone.

Can't see me now - Your drone always appears dead and blends in perfectly. Marines are less likely too think its alive when approching it.

Webway - Spread the hive web far more effectively

Lil' Cunt - Gets a bonus too rolls at faking marines or humans whenever calling something a cunt

>>43423892
I've gotta say, I love you guys, these are brilliant.

>>43423892
Or shot it as test.

Dat 3 could've been bad. Also forgot that^

>>43423892
This,
No fucking jailbait, anon was only joking. I like the play possum trick or the webway as well

here's a crappy idea for a perk.

acidic groves- when a alien is bleeding groves in there armor will direct the flow of blood to the aliens hands allowing them to do additional damage while badly hurt.

>>43423905
If i hadn't fucking needed some sleep. I would've been here for most of the fight anons did good.

Op gotta ask what time zone you live in?

And if we don't agree just add these possible perks somewhere so we vote next season or roll to see what comes of it.

>>43423931
He's Brisbane, Downunderland.

>>43423931
I live In Brisbane Australia.

I run the quest 5pm my tim as I'm on night shift until Friday and wake up 2 and a hals hours before I run.

>>43423948
Gods damn it Op. Your penal nation. >>43423928
Maybe have that insted be redirected to our tail too allow a imperfect range attack?

>>43423961
Meta Knowledge incoming.

Don't stress about ranged attacks, play your cards right next session and you'll have acid spitting drones soon

>>43423970
A little sneak peak at a passage I have written for Chatterbox "With the knowledge I've gained studying the Warrior strains, my Queen you can force a Warrior to undergo metamorphisis, causing the Xenomorph to castrate the host DNA and undergo radical changes. In short we can make psuedo Praetorians, smaller and weaker than pure strains, yes ,but capable of becoming Ravagers.".

so is anyone against getting the crusher later down the line? I mean I know colonial marines sucked balls and should never be mentioned in polite company but the crusher wasn't to bad. Lots of armor and fast. If nothing else it would make a great living shield for our other aliens.

>>43423970
Our drones won't always be there too support our warriors. Warriors can atleast use it either spray it from a distance maybe acid the tail tips?

Also remember op dice gods hate the ever loving shit out of our hive

>>43423995
You know we're gonna fucking fail that roll now right? Also wouldn't we have 6 warrior face hugers hatched now? They do count as common

Battle Hardening:
Xenomorphs who have survived more than one battle begin to grow stronger carapaces.
Addition of 5 units of armor per battle, to a maximum of 50.

Auxiliary Nerve Ganglia:
Xenomorphs develop multiple redundant nerve bundles and can survive massive injuries, provided they are returned to the hive immediately.

Caustic Spore:
Hive web produces irritating spores which cause painful irritation in the eyes and lungs of non-Xenomorphs who come within 5 meters of the hive web, impairing their fighting abilities unless they are wearing respirators of some kind.

Hydrosulfuric Spray:
When critically injured or killed, warrior Xenomorphs limbs or bodies explode violently, splashing nearby enemies with their highly caustic blood, enemies struck with the blood are distracted by pain and the choking smoke produced by the acid.

>>43423998
Never played, looked stupid. That the alien with the giant shield thing from the trailer?
>>43424014
Spooky I'll tell the queen your making me and my perks feel inferior! Stupid drone.

But in all honesty fucking sweet. Nerve and spore i can see being super useful

>>43424048
I was never up on CM lore, although having played the game and fought the Crusher, I'd warrant that its a very basic split from the Praetorian strain, the only difference really is that its skull is re-enforced like a battering ram, and its stance is quadropedal, to better facilitate charging down prey.

>>43424048
yeah, it's basically completely immune to small arms fire from the front. You need heavy weapons or to get behind it to do any real damage. It looks like something that would be good to have if we ever have to fight on open ground.

>>43424062
I guess we could use that but.. i doubt it comes from a human unless they threw that out the window?

>>43424096
I heard it was bitch to fight, what it come from animal wise?

>>43424062
>I was never up on CM lore
don't. It's basically a fan-fic. Not a very good one either.

>>43424099
Well its a mutant Praetorian, so it could spawn from anything, since Praetorians are purebreds and discard the host DNA, allowing them to mutate into other forms to suit very specific tasks that a normal drone or warrior couldn't preform.

>>43424099
not a clue. If I had to take a guess it's either a royal strain alien or a normal strain that comes from impregnating a fuck huge animal.

>>43424109
That killed me more then it should've. Anyway I'm heading Spooky. Keep up with the cool perks. I gotta get back too sleep.

>>43424100
Needs more black jack and hookers then.
>>43424120
Easy skip out. Could've gave some badass wildlife

OI OP. BE SAFE YOU PENAL FUCK

>>43424124
U cheeki cunt u

>>43424014
More perks for consideration.

Corrosive Exhalation:
Cystic (acid spitting) drones mutate to exhale large clouds of corrosive vapor. Hostiles caught in enclosed spaces suffer acute respiratory distress unless they are wearing respirators.

Chitinous Bulwark:
Purebred Xenomorphs mutate heavy protective plates over their skulls and shoulders, this mutation reduces flexibility but renders all small-arms fire striking the front of the Xenomorph completely ineffectual.

Thermobaric Surge:
When ignited by flamethrowers or other thermal damage based weapons, Xenomorph warriors and runners explode violently, spraying both friends and foes with shrapnel.

Enhanced Skeleton:
Naturally occurring carbon fiber re-enforced bones and carapace during ossification, flat bonus of 15 armor units.

Anaerobic Overdrive:
Xenomorph warriors can greatly increase their strength for limited periods of time, however all that energy has to come from somewhere.
When activated- -20 health, +20 to attack rolls.

Spore Factory:
Drones can mutate to turn their own bodies into mobile spore factories strengthening all friendly Xenomorphs in their proximity.
-20 health to Drone, 1d6 damage reduction for all Xenomorphs fighting alongside it.

Kamikaze:
Drones with the Kamikaze perk can trigger chemical reactions in their own bodies which break down the mucus membranes protecting them from their own blood after successfully grappling a human sized target, melting both drone and victim into an unrecognizable mess.