>>43490968
Are they meant to correspond to MTG lands?

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>>43490968

>>43490968
That's an awful lot of land for dwarves. Though the idea of a huge high fantasy world thats divided up among the races by geography is cool.

>>43491015
Dammit I looked straight at his crotch.

>>43491000

No

>>43491015
What am I looking at here?

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>>43490968

>>43491369
Fucking Bob.

Fucker owns that farm out in the hills, doing weird shit with gnolls.

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>>43491369
>Bob

>>43490968
>Segregation of sapient species
I bet they're each monocultural, too. Except for humans, who will show up in every land with different cultures each time.

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Want to trade?
You must go through Bob

>>43491523
I shit in his toilet, as is my elven custom. I prepared by eating the everlasting bark surprise all week.

>>43491551
This knife'ears are crazy i tell you

>>43491587
At least he didn't get Rotshrubs and do it. Else we'd -all- have to move.

>>43491587
You would shit a brick if you saw what the dwarves leave behind.

>>43491619
Is that what the dwarves leave behind?

Shat out bricks?

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Oh no!

>>43491633
That would explain how fast they build their damn holds

>>43491676

They should rape all the Gnomes, to death.

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It's happening!

>>43491713
Well, the little buggers can fix the barn in no time, even if it blows up a few times.

>>43491676
rip Bob

>>43491879
>>43491676
Bob is the only one who can stand up to the goat rape gangs, thats why his traderoutes are so much more preferable to those that go between the two territories.

>>43491867
Eh, the Gnome rape squads just seem to moving in on the elves, and they don't count.

These fucking goat shaggers, on the hand, must be dealt with. With extreme prejudice.

>>43491676
>either go through Bob's ostentatious toll fees or brave the Goatmen Rapeplains
That explains how he gets away with charging so much.

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Should we be worried?

>>43490968
why would the goats not live on the mountains if the dwarves live inside them? What's even the point of being a goatman if you're not spending your days scaling mountain sides in the nude with only your long hair as protection from the elements?

>>43492070
A very, very long war with the dwarves, which they lost.

In their impotent rage, many Goatman rape-gangs have sprouted up, seemingly trying to fuck everything into submission to gain enough bodies to throw at the dwarves and drive them out.

Or because goatmen are some seriously horny fuckers.

>>43492014
Nah, Bob is fine. Don't know about elves or humans, and couldn't care less. Bob and his toll booth are more important.

>>43492070
Rape seems to be the answer

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The prophesies speak of this

>>43492154
is the human life really destined to be one of only suffering?

>>43492172
Yes.

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>>43490968
It's vanilla as fuck. Not that should dissuade you, but jesus christ, did you really need to get confirmation on this?

>>43492172
Nay, they have Bob

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>>43492154
YES!!!

>>43492226
Bob is the hopes and dreams of Mankind.

>>43492154
>>pregnant elf queen
Go on.

>>43492253
All hail the champion of mankind, Bob!

>>43492282
>tfw Bob's ridiculous tariffs and tolls were so he could fund all the things needed to wage an all out war with the enemies of mankind

>>43492332
Or he's just powerful little prick sitting in his toll booth, collecting money.

Stories are many.

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>bob was a pretender

>>43492393
Is Bob the largest Frost Giant in existence?

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>>43492253
>Bob is the hopes and dreams of Mankind.
I hear he's actually a female Illithid maid...

>>43492393
Where did the elite Gnome rapists go?

>>43492434

Stealth mode activated

>>43492434
They went into hiding. Soon, they will reappear where you least expect them

>>43492434
They're elite for a reason.

Where are all the elven stealth archers

>>43492409
Maybe, then the everyday Bob in his small hut in the middle of the forest, that likes to sit near the fireplace with an open smile is just a facade.

Just so the world could forget the last of the Frost Giants.

>>43492393
But why are the dwarves sad?

>>43492497
You can't see them stupid, they're stealth!

>>43492520
Because they're manlets, which means they have small penises.

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Oh shit son

>>43492559
CRAB PEOPLE CRAB PEOPLE

>>43492581
FUCK OFF

>>43492154
das my fetish

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What's this the dwarves have constructed?

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>>43492729
>It's this time again
I miss /tg/ chess. When's the last time we had one of those threads?

>>43492729
BIG DWARVEN RAPE FACTORIES

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Yep, it's death by magma.

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Bobbadil is Master.

can someone explain whats going on with the picture?

>>43492919
Bob

>>43492892
Looks like Bob just lost his legs, what a tough son of a bitch

>>43492892
>still no sign of the ELITE GNOME RAPISTS

>>43492892
Why dwarves, why? We were your best trading partners!

>>43492958
They'll be back.

>>43491398
Hey, it gets lonely out there, with nothing for gnolls for company. A man can start to see their women in a different light...

>>43492958
>>still no mention of the PREGNANT ELF QUEEN
why live

d e d ?
e
d
?

>>43490968
Somebody, please archive this shit.

>>43494153
>
Fuck the archive, I just want OP to come back

>>43494232
Well, yeah, there had to be one somewhere.

>>43491039
Goatmen in folklore are pretty much always rapists for whatever reason, it's only natural

>>43494273
Are goats unusually rape-y creatures? Where does this come from?

>>43494302
Greek Satyrs.

IRL, goats are just jerks.

>>43494302

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan_%28god%29

>>43494302
Pan, which is also where the "Satan is a half goat and fucks everything" came from.

In real life goats are cunts, but as someone who owns one I don't think they do a lot of fucking. They do jerk off into their own beards though.

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>>43494463
>They do jerk off into their own beards though

>>43494463
How do they even pull that off? All they've got to work with are cloven hooves.

>>43494864
Practice?

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>>43494463
At first I just skimmed your post and thought we were still talking about wizards.
>Wizards jerk off into their own beards.

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>>43494978
>In real life wizards are cunts, but as someone who owns one I don't think they do a lot of fucking.

seems legit.

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>>43494232
I bet you he scrys on the pregnant elf queen in the shower.

I know I would.

>>43494978
So are the wizards on this map goatmen who have failed to rape anyone by the time they hit 30?

>>43492253

Everyone laughed at Bob when he established his kingdom in the far hills...

>>43495415
They don't call it the lonely wizard masturbation tower for nothing.

>>43495416
More like 3 weeks and they develop magics but it disappears with the first rape baby.

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>>43495421

>>43490968
A nice picture is ruined.

>>43494273
That's just people projecting their goat-lust onto mythological creatures.

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>>43495415
She's the queen and she's pregnant, she wouldn't be taking a shower. She would obviously have her suitors and potential baby daddies giving her a sponge bath as she lays back and eats grapes.

>>43490968
>Thoughts?
Dorf master race

>>43492225
I will never cease to be amazed at how some fa/tg/uys really need validation on their bullshit. Who cares what we think? It's your fucking creation, own it.

>>43497422
>Implying her baby daddy's aren't the elite gnome rape squad
What do you think they've been up to ever since they disappeared from the elf/gnome border?

>>43490968
Should be more dwarves.

>>43492428
sauce?

>>43497998
What if they've climbed up into the pregnant elf queen to dig for babies?

>>43499004
Mining elven monarchs for babies; truly a perilous task suited for only the most elite of gnomish rape squads.

>>43499070
The dwarves saw the opportunity, but negotiations ground to a halt after their recent escapades with deadly magma traps cost the life of one too many trees. Consent for the drilling operation was never obtained, an obstacle their closest rivals, the Elite Gnome Rapists, were easy to overcome.
Because they're rapists.

>>43499193
Ah the rape gnomes have established an educational facility. Most commendable.

>>43492965
They are offering you fertile lands!

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>>43499193
>Dorfs not accepted

>>43499272
Human ashes makes great soil for greens, I hear.

So when are the goats and gnomes going to have a rape-off to determine who is really the most elite?

>>43491031
>Though the idea of a huge high fantasy world thats divided up among the races by geography is cool.
This has been the case since Tolkien f a m.

>this thread
I love you /tg/. I'm sorry I ever went to /his/. Please take me back.

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>>43499193
>>43499265
It's probably a trap. But no, go on. Walk into the dark building built by the EGRs.

>Bob owns shit tons of land
>Jim is nowhere to be seen
c'mon now

>>43499265
So that's where they went off to, perhaps now the scattered remnants of humanity have chance! They can learn rape skills from the most learned of rapists, and use them to counter rape the rape squads of goatmen. Praise Bob, the great protector and guardian of mandkind!

>>43499507
Look, we've all just come to accept that Jim is Bob's "special roommate." No need to point it out.

>>43499557
>special roommate
all this rumors were started by the rape goats to discredit Jim and Bob!
everyone knows Jim knocked up the Elf Queen

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There be gold on dem hills

>>43499446
How was it over there? I find the history threads on /tg/ pretty interesting , even though I know nothing about the subject usually.

>>43499604
FUUUUUUUU-
DID THESE BEARDED CUNTS NOT LEARN FROM THE MAGMA?!

>>43499581
That was a secret semen-stealing operation conducted by the fanatical Sad Dwarves to birth the fabled Gay Elf King of the Trimmed Forest. LOOK AT THE GIANT GLORY HOLE THEY'RE DIGGING FOR THE NEW KING TO FILL

>>43499623
Silly human is in denial. The magma wasn't an accident.
They are not your "dwarf bros", they tried to wipe you all off the face of the map. Get used to it.

>>43499613
Let me give you some idea.

>liberals
>leftists
>Marxist
>gb2reddit
>gb2tumblr

It's sad because there's a lot of potentially good threads getting shitposted to hell.

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>>43499604
There be treasure in these caves

>>43499689
i blame /pol/. They shitpost on so many threds that it makes everyone crazy and start talking politics

>>43499711
It's pretty much always /pol/s fault. Not joking, they are the conceptual embodiment of shitposting given form.

It was always expected that they would strangle /his/ in it's cradle, but goddamn if it wasn't sad to see happen.

Can we get back to the subtle political intrige at hand?
I wanna know how deep this glory hole goes...

>>43499831
They're revisionist by nature. They feel a spiritual connection to their ancestors, hence history must support them. They fucking suck. A prime example of that kind of thinking is in Japan with their WW2 war crime omissions.

>>43492892
7 is the most hilarious number.

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Most important thread on /tg/ right now to be honest.

Need more updates.

>>43492225
The point is the goat rape krew story going on right now.

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A new challenger emerges. An old enemy returns.

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>>43490968
>gnomes

>>43499449
>It's probably a trap.
>I'm_glad_I_put_it_in+datface.jpeg
Really an0n, how lewd of you.

>>43491015
Foreshadowing?

>>43499689
Now we know how conservatives used to feel like in the 2000s.

>>43499139
Also gnomes don't have very broad shoulders like dwarves, so that helps.

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Dawn of the First Day
-72 Hours Remain-

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>>43504420
These shenanigans have awoken Frank.
And he is not pleased.

>>43504781
FUCK, sorry, one moment

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>>43504781
Frank casts off his cloak and gets ready to rumble.

>>43504781
I wouldn't want to be the scrying wizard right now...

>>43504864
Could be worse, he could be in the Gnomes' position.

>>43499193
AXSIESEL GOD DAMN IT

>>43504862
What the fuck is even happening here?

>>43504938
Worldbuilding.

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>>43504862
>Frank

You rang?

Goatmen genocide when?

I can't be the only person who's noticed the Gnomes digging too deep into the Elven Queen, right?

>>43505340
The what?

>>43505340
Eh. It's a living.

>>43505340
Most of us don't have an unbirth fetish so we try to ignore it.

>>43505340
There are no gnomes inside the Queen. Move along.

>>43505340
That's all according to Frank's plan.
When they get deep enough, their essences will be subsumed by that of the queen, and a standard gestation period later Frank will have a bunch more queens.

>>43505500
So Frank is the one behind all those Vore Succubus threads.

>>43505564
Yes.
Frank is aiming to condense all of existence into a single succubus waifu, mindbreak her, then shatter her into billions of succubus waifus, each different due to once being different parts of the whole.
Then, Frank will use his succuwaifu army to conquer world after world, universe after universe, reality after reality, until all of existence bows it's head to the almighty elf king.

>>43505439
Wait, most people DON'T have an unbirth fetish?

>>43505091

Who's doing the [spoilers]genociding[/spoilers]?

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>>43505671
>>43505636
>>43505564
>>43505500
Welp, it was good while it lasted.

>>43505775
Don't lose hope dear Anon. For Bob wathches over us!

>>43506042
The time fast approaches when Bob and Frank shall meet on the battlefield to decide the fate of the world.

>>43506360
After like 50 episodes of charging up.

>>43506360
Bob is not real.
He is just a wooden prop put up by pixies!
Fake Bob is the real Bob!

>>43507088
WAKE UP SHEEPLE

DONT LET THIS DIE PLEASE

>>43507088
Real Bob maybe real, but Fake Bob helps us builds nukes. I'm cool with either really.

>>43508575
I wont, for that would be betraying Bob's trust.

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>>43506042
>>43506360
>>43508660
Truly there are still heroes left in mankind

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Bob will make everything right. You'll see.

>>43510763
Hold up a second, that post is a re-written copypasta! In the original, the guy was coming out about his love of anal vore.

Unless this one is the original, and what I saw was the edit...

>>43514627
Thatsthejoke.png

Where's the application form to join the cult of Bob?

>>43499193
Are these the Interracial Breeding Grounds I've heard so much about?

>>43515220
>cult of Bob
Heretic!
Only 'The True cult of Fake Bob' can show you the 'Way'!

>>43504781

Ch'adondriel the Cock-Thunder

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>>43515220

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>>43515220
The Black Lodge. You need fear to enter.

>>43498029
Boku no Read the Artist's Signature

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>>43518544

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>>43499708
Dem gnomes!

>>43492892
>bob the legless

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>>43518544
>>43518671

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>>43505905

>>43519324
Ok, but now this needs the Uber Ziege-Mensch for balance.

>>43519324

>Exalted.png

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>>43519361
close enough

>>43499623
>Le fuu raeg face meme

Stop.
>>43519861
>Youcouldhavestoppedthis.jpeg

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>>43519936
the fun never ends

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***Ubermensch uses Frost Breath***
***It's super effective!***

>>43520354
thank you Ubermensch, savior of mankind

>>43520354
think of all the people that would of died had it not been for him.

>>43520354
thank you Ubermensch-sama

>>43520354
Now use the murderous revenge terror weapons on the interpsecies rape school and goatmen! We can allign with the halfling outcast party to strike at the elves from two fronts!

I have no idea what the fuck is going on here but I am loving it

>>43526897
Bob, that is what is going on here.

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Dawn of the Second Day.
-48 Hours Remain-

>>43529047
YOU FOOL

NOW THE GOATMEN ARE FREE TO HEAD NORTH AND RAPE AGAIN

>>43529302
But we're free to retaliate with the weapons we created with Fake Bob! The combined might of man, Real Bob, Fake Bob, and ubermensch is unstoppable!

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>>43529302
>>43529399
YOU FOOLS, BY FREEZING THE MAGMA WE AWAKENED THE MONKEY OF DOOM! THE CREATURE THAT DESTROYED THE SHEEPMEN!

>>43492434
Who do you think made that elf queen pregnant? Her faggy elven guard?

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>>43529520
Hang on, I have an anti monkey stick here.

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>>43529520
In the depths below the deepest mineshafts something has awoken. It is not pleased with the current state of things

>>43530114
When are Bob and Frank going to tag team the moon with Uber coming outta nowhere?

>>43529899

Are you calling Frank a fucking kekold?

>>43530114
I want a refund, this last dlc was shit

you can't even romance the tentacles, this is bullshit

>>43530114
Wait, wait, this works out for us. The elder thing and the monkey of doom will collide and destroy one another. Problem solved!

>>43532396
You just had to fucking say that they'd destroy each other, now one's going to feast on the other or they're going to assimilate each other or whatever and it's going to be some unholy fusion

>>43532396
>>43532497

Whoever wins, we lose.

>>43533700
Just in time to get crushed by that ugly fucking moon thing bearing down on them.

>>43530114
Our only hope is if Real Bob, Ubermensch, Frank, and some fourth big dude beat the shit out of the monkey, the mountain creature, and then push the moon back.

>>43534887
So... If I'm interpreting this correctly, You're saying that we need a big guy?

>>43535083
>You're saying that we need a big guy?

for everyone

>>43535325
if it took off that spoiler, would it hurt?

But why are the dwarves sad?

>>43535390
It would be extremely painful

>>43536003
4u

>>43535432
The dwarves are sad because they can't enter the rape academy.

That sentence will likely never be used again.

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Being the only civilization not affected by any major disaster or overcomplicated plans, THE GOATMEN develop advanced tech.

>>43536718
Based on rape goods and rape accessories

>>43536718
I HOPE THEY INVENTED EFFICIENT COUNTERS FOR WMDS, BECAUSE WE'RE ABOUT TO NUKE THOSE GOAT FUCKERS BACK TO THE STONE AGE.

IT'LL BE THE SHORTEST CIVILIZATION EVER.

>>43536775
You don't understand, they have harnessed the power of rape.
In their hands in particular that is equivalent to perpetual motion.

>>43536804
How will mankind compete with that when all it has is are it's murderous revenge weapons?

There is only one way. Gentlemen, we must find a way to weaponize rape on a hitherfore unheard of scale if we are to survive.

/tg/ - Rape Jokes

>>43537091
The entire internet - rape jokes

>>43537091
It's simply delicious how you think that should embarrass us somehow.

>>43537107
>implying

>>43537091
Found the elf.

>>43537091
Enjoy your stay.

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The bombs start falling.
ETA: 10 Hours

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>>43538772

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>>43538772

>>43538772
REAL BOB WILL SAVE US
STOP THAT BOMB, BOB!

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The lonely wizard uses his specialty:
BIGBY'S VELVETY GRASPING HAND OF DELIGHT!

All those years practicing on other vaguely cylindrical objects really payed off!
But where will he redirect the bomb tooooo?
*DUN-DUN-DUUUUUUN*

>>43540608
The moon! The moon!

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>>43540817
That...didn't quite work.
It might just mean double the boom once the moon falls.

>>43541034
clever

>>43541034
>there are now two bombs
This situation might just be the only thing that wizard has ever fucked.

>>43541034
Is that a second bomb falling that I see there? Use it! Destroy the moon!

>>43541072
No no no. Throw it at the OTHER bomb.

Trust me. I know my shit.

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SON OF A BITCH!

>>43541155
Tell the moon that with bombs in it's eyes, it looks like a slug, with it's eyes on stalks. Maybe it will become embarased and run away.

>>43541155
All that "research" wasn't all that good for the wizard's eyesight.

Thanks guys, I'm going to make campain about Bob.

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>>43541267
Wasn't too good for the moon's, either!

I fucking love this board sometimes.

>>43541267
>>43541351
The gnomes did such horid things. So terrible. Removing eyebals was the only way.

Can we sticky this thread? Just for a day?

>>43541550
FUCK YOU

>>43541550
Do you want a board full of stickied generals? That's the precedent you'd be setting.

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>>43541155
Immediate danger out of the way, the paranoia begins: who dropped the bombs? Nations begin building defensive walls to keep out potential attackers.

Gnomes are the worst "core" fantasy race.

In Warcraft they're just halflings, only gay. In D&D they're primarily foresty faggots, but everyone thinks of them more as steampunk clockpunk assholes. In Tolkien, they don't even exist.

>>43542252
>implying the goatmen would build walls to stop themselves from raping

>>43542391
>implying the goatmen are the ones who built the wall

>/tg/ in charge of playing chess

>>43542290
They need a new gimmick, something to make them unique. Maybe /tg/ can create something "clever" and "original"
Do they walk on all fours by night and turn into stone by day?
Can they fly, just a little?
Is their society based around the veneration of statues they think might just be big gnomes?
Are they generally dour and miserable but genetically vulnerable to stimulants, often getting addicted to drugs?

>>43542636
>>43542290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4c6ijNd_ubo

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>>43542391
>>43542527
The goatmen use their advanced technology to develop flight, with which they launch a new terrifying rape offensive against the elves!

>>43542252
TFW the goatmen elected Trump

>>43542540
>chess

I thought we were playing Catan.

>>43542746
The elves will be fine, all they have to do is use there elf trickery to redirect the flight path to someone else.

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Dawn of the Third Day
- 24 Hours Remain-

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>>43542290
>In Tolkien, they don't even exist.

Well, they never existed in the sense of silly short fairy people that live underground or in trees, that niche got filled by Hobbits and Dwarves.

But the Noldor, the high elves, were originally called "Gnomes" in the earlier versions of the legendarium. They were the basically same as you see them in the Silmarillion and LotR, but I assume Tolkien used the term to distinguish them from Grey elves.

Noldor like to build castles, smith fabulous metals, and weren't opposed to dwelling underground, so I can see how they could be thought of as gnomish. They're definitely different from the forest dwelling Grey elves. Tolkien probably dropped the word Gnome because he didn't want readers to accidentally think Noldor were shortstacks.

Anyways, in Hermetic alchemy, Gnomes are identified as creatures representative of the element of Earth. Salamanders being fire, Slyphs being air and Undines/Nymphs being water. Since nowadays Dwarves have totally captured the market on earth affinity, that generally leaves gnomes shit out of luck.

Personally I prefer Gnomes as earth elementals, and Dwarves being some other thing that just happens to like smithing. Alternatively, Gnomes are acceptable as a branch of dwarves, potentially with either Halflings, Gnomes or Dwarves being a hybrid of the other two.

>>43543747
Judging from where the moon is going, Elf Queen has booty enought to atract celestial objects.

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>>43543747
Well, that's it. We had a good run.

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HalflingSexual Students take over the Rape School
and ban all rape.
At the same time they invite a Goatmen Delegation
to a conference discussing how unjust it is for them to not be allowed into the Elflands to rape.

>>43543826
> Alternatively, Gnomes are acceptable as a branch of dwarves, potentially with either Halflings, Gnomes or Dwarves being a hybrid of the other two.

Well, fuck, gnomes being half-halfling and half-dwarven actually kinda makes sense to me. But would Moradin ever allow it?

And if a human and a halfling procreate, does it make a quarterling or a threethirds-ling?

>>43543956
Fuck, I mean threequarters-ling.

>>43543955
>to a conference discussing how unjust it is for them to not be allowed into the Elflands to rape.
Wait, so the halflings want to get in on the elf-rape offensive, or do they want to stop the Goatmen from raping the elves?

Halflings just want to help the Goatmen culturally enrich the Elves.

>>43543956
Idk, depending on how friendly the populations of halflings and Dwarves are, it could be a mess of mixed races. Which could be fun. Kinda like how white people love to list off every fraction of european ancestry they have.

It could have interesting implications for character creation. By picking the "short race" you basically get to choose what proportion of three possible racial passives you want. You could double down on the dwarfish resistance passive, or settle for a general spread of halfling sneak, gnome tinker, and dwarf resist.

>>43543956
>And if a human and a halfling procreate, does it make a quarterling or a threethirds-ling?

Just a run of the mill manlet. Where do you think they come from?

>>43544142
>Kinda like how white people love to list off every fraction of european ancestry they have.

...White Americans.

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>>43544428
I figure thinking of yourself as a white person is more of an american thing anyways. I would assume euro's identify more with their country than their whiteness.

>>43544530
Absolutely true.
In Europe, your skin color is irrelevant, but Nationality? Damn, that's enough to get beaten in the street over.

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while all this happening, human king sends human spies to bobland

but why would he send spies? arent they allied?
maybe bob is hiding something

>>43544644
I think they are spying on the real Bob and humans are allied with the fake Bob.

Unless that is just the extended universe and not canon.

>>43544602
We can save this land!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB_sZA2pJdc

>>43544748
>>43544644
Nah, the former human King, who survived the lava in a magic bunker with his inner cadre, is plotting to retake power from the Bob+FakeBob Theocracy.

>>43544811
>implying the remnants of the human kingdom hasn't been taken over by crab people by now.

>>43544602
Exactly how deep are the gnomes by now? I'm starting to get worried.

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>>43544894
"Damn, they saw through our disguise!"

>>43544894
But what it the old king secretly was a crab person that sought to enslave humanity but was thwarted by dwarven magma?

>>43492729
They seem to have constructed the lord of the land map icon from Tales of Zestiria. I'm not sure why. Are they propitiating the seraphim now?

>>43545114
>>43545134
The dwarfs tried to save us, but their efforts only delayed the crustaceans.

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>>43545179
>the dwarves were right all along

>>43545004
Seriously, we ignore the elite gnome mining and rape squad for too much longer it might spell trouble. What secrets have they uncovered in the pregnant elf queens insides? Except goatman semen ofcourse.

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With absolutely no resistance the gnomes are able to develop advanced technology within the elf queen based on perpetual rape technology.

>>43545678
You'd think Frank would be against this, but you'd be wrong. The high tech only makes it feel better.

>>43545678
Will the Gomes compete with the Goatmen for rape energy exportation like modern day countrys with oil?

>>43529520
>Penguin of DOOOOOOM*lifts spork*

Can we not?

>>43545678
It is around this time the gnome mining/rape/tech squad reveal the queen isn't pregnant at all. Only fat.

However the newly formed gnomish nation seeks to fix this.

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>>43545875
Forgot pic.

Also the bear grows impatient.

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I don't even know what this thread became but it is kinda cringe worthy.

>>43546457
Kinda. At 292 posts, I think it's about time things came to a close

>>43546457
It is rather funny. It is the bathroom tile quest of Civ games.

THEN SUDDENLY ORCS EVERYWHERE!!!!

>>43546794
Nah, even the orcs would take one look at this and want no part of it.

Gnomes should be by dwarves and they should be bros who use similar tech for different things and for different reasons.

Goats should be off on their own, since they're probably the most "exotic".

Elves and humans should have open land only sparsely populated between them.

>>43543008
Do you Catan, anon?

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>>43546457
Just embrace your inner child man

>>43547385
Not since that night in Paris, anon...

Don't just do the furry thing with gnomes, elves, and dwarves.

Get more creative, or maybe pull up something more broad but interesting, like 3.5 goliaths.

>>43543826
It should be noted that Tolkien called them Gnomes as a pun on their gnomish qualities and on the ancient Greek word for knowledge.

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WHAAAAAAA.....

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>>43548454
It was AAAALLLLLLLLLL a dream!

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>>43548454
And thus the world repelled all sentient beings to protect itself. Now all that lives are the winds and the rivers, leaving no being capable of rape.

>>43548829
The world raped everyone to death.

>>43548829
Not visible, Elite Gnomes.

>>43548525
>all a dream
>no giant alarm clock.

Anon, I am disappoint.

>>43548525
>>43548829
Jumped the shark.

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>>43548829
>Roads
What could it mean?

>>43548977
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>>43548627
>>43548525

>>43549058
And that would be Bob, I assume?

>>43549374
No, it's Andy. Who the fuck is Bob?

Goodnight everybody

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>>43550260
Goodnight, Anon-kun