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Oh wow, I thought the author wasn't doing any more of these.

>>43547993
Holy shit. Thought he wasn't going to do any more because it made him nervous how popular it was?

>>43548162
do we have a date on when he said that?
I would like to mark down how long it took greed/ a good idea to beat out nervousness for future study.

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>>43547993

Miracle of the fucking universe.

>>43547993
Author's comments:

Do ... This day was Chima~tsu come again this year this graffiti cartoon Following are things you can enjoy even more those who shaved I continue to buy towards the DL coterie (humble person face illust / 46982169 ※ actually there is no problem even do read separately

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>>43547993
AND NOW SS MAGE!!!

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>>43547993
Hot diggity!

>>43547993
>9th of November is Good Orc Day
I was not aware of this holiday.

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>>43547993
>dat face

Hooray! The greatest time of the year has come!

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>>43547993
After going through it, I don't need to read it to know I love it.

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>>43547993
>dat dragon quest coffin

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>>43548655
It's basically a fucking D&D comic.

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>>43548594
Likewise, anon.

Seriously? Page 7? No translation? We need a translator-kun in here right now!

>>43549823
>>>/a/133312155

Looks like /a/ has it covered.

>>43549845
Bless you anon for showing me.

>>43549845
no translation yet, but looks like the threads still young

>>43550500
>Devestating spells
>The only way to get use out of her spells is to abuse a glitch with lightning bolt.

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>>43550568
if it works, then it works

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>>43547993

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>>43547993
This is amazing, i thought he gave up on us too.

>>43548240
too soon ;_;

>>43548240
>>43551226
rip

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>>43548317
Oh baby.

>>43548317
>SS
>ND
...Impostor
Good tastes though

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>>43547993
motherfucker I thought he killed it

>>43551226
Wait, what? Did...did something happen to Nyaruko?

>>43551794
Cthuko's VA died on 27 Oct.
She was only 38, and all she wanted was to get married ;_;

>>43551794
Kuuko's VA died recently.

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>>43551851
>If I survive this, I'll try to get married

>>43551794
>>43551851
>>43551869
>>43551899

You will never hear her shounen again

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>>43551851
>She died on my birthday

>>43551851
...son of a bitch.

>>43551851
I didn't need to feel this feel.

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>>43551899
Stop fucking reminding me of this. Just, just stop.

>>43552035
>>43552085

>>>/a/133034655

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>>43551851
Looking at her pic, how the fuck did she remain single till she was almost 40? I know about Christmas Cake and all that but surely the 11s don't actually have such shit tastes?

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>>43552187

>>43552244

She was so devoted to her VAing she never really had a chance to date.

She was so sick during the recording of shimoneta her producers had to help carry her to the recording studio and all staff who came in contact with her had to wear masks.

>>43552312
I hope her manager or whoever was supposed to keep her in check gets their ass handed to them.

>>43552244

Working in the anime industry is hell. It's likely she just never had the free time to date, and even if she did you gotta be careful since certain fans will go apeshit when their VAs marry.

>>43552312

It's beautiful and horrible thinking that she pretty much gave her life to make Shimoneta happen.

>>43552312
Damn. So do we know what it was? The dreaded Japanese Cold? Sounds kinda like cancer and her being severely immuno-compromised.

yfw Tsukihime remake will have a new Hisui VA

>>43552389
As far as we know she got pneumonia and just never got better

>>43552352
I doubt working your subordinates to death is considered a bad thing in Japan. There's a reason the country is so fucked up.

>>43552389
>The dreaded Japanese Cold?

...yes.

It literally was the Japanese cold.

>>43552361
man i never got that.

I keep hearing that Japan is so technologically advanced.

So why the fuck do they still have people, that are not the elderly or toddlers, dying of a fucking cold?!

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As I translated last year, so too shall I give translating a shot this year.


PAGE 1
Panel 1
(flop...)
E: Ha~h... this really is the best place to relax...
O: Please don't.

Panel 2
O: ... hanging around an orc's house like this ain't that good from your standpoint (position?)
E: It's fine.
E: The fact that I'm still a VIRGIN proves how safe it is.

Panel 3
(blank)

Panel 4
E: And just W*H*Y do you think I'm still a virgin!?
(Really now!)
(slap slap)
O: No clue.

Panel 5
(BAM BAM BAM)
E: Hm?
O: Someone's here for you already.

>>43552527
... and immediately I fuck it up. In panel too, should be

O: ... you know, hanging around an orc's house like this ain't good for your position...

>>43552527
Thank you based anon.

>>43552514
Their population is 70% elderly and they work the rest to death

>>43552514
"Japanese Cold" refers to the fact that the Japs tend to be very circumspect about the details of illnesses.
It was likely a more severe respiratory condition of some sort.

>>43552514
Pneumonia will kill you if you just ignore it, especially if you're a small japanese woman

>>43547993
We must thank him for this. I remember him being amazed that he was popular overseas.

"Seems like I am popular overseas, what the hell."

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>>43552414
>>43552438

Well I kinda feel like a dick.

>>43552644
>>43552646

It was probably further worsened by her continuing to VA.

>>43552389
>>43552414
Given how shitty the anime industry she probably started getting it and didn't take any heed of it to you know, keep up with the hellish schedule that the anime industry has (they make 30 minute time slot episodes a week). I don't know how many shows she was in at once but dieing while being on the drawing side is not unheard of.

Gentle reminder, many infecrionss anons hear about on the news are quite common. The trouble is they aren't newsworthy until someone has died. Please take care of yourselves fellow fa/tg/uys.

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>>43552661
>>43552704
/a/ has gone through the morning process and through the fact Tsukihime anime is never happening

>>43552739
>Tsukihime anime is never happening
>implying
Dude, ufotable will be all OVER that shit when the remake drops.

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>>43552739
>morning process

>>43552731
PSA, don't drink and post.
Infections*.

>>43552716
Kinda existentially troubling how much blood goes into making the cartoons I watch and then immediately post about how shitty they are.

>>43552731
But please, show some consideration and try not to cough right in your healthcare worker's face when you go to the clinic/hospital. Our immune systems either get gud or we choose a different career but still; we see dozens of sick people a day this time of year but we still hate getting sick as much as anyone. Spoilered for off topic.

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>>43552527
PAGE 2
Panel 1
E: Hmph, just ignore it.
(step step)

Panel 2
(thwap)

Panel 3
(BAM)
E: Until my "membrane" gets torn, I'm not moving an inch!!
O: Dammit, stop it with the troublesome oaths of resolve already!

Panel 4
(SMAAASH)

Panel 6
(BAM)
Hero: Is this the lair of the heinous elf-kidnapping orc!?

>>43552389
>>43552438
What's "Japanese cold"?

>>43552846
>>43552644
Read the fucking thread.

>>43552527
>>43552823
thank you anon

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>>43552527
doing god's work anon

>>43552660
I'm kind of surprised that he didn't threw a bitch fit that gaijins dare to read his work. Many japanese authors do so.

>>43552920
I've never once heard that, examples?

>>43552920
That's mostly for really popular mangakas or anime producers who's goal is to make MORE money. Other times, people are just starving artist mode.

>>43552951
High School of the Dead's author absolute hates that western audiences don't pay for his manga.

>>43552920
I believe his exact reaction was something like:
"Wow, I never expected this to get popular overseas! I guess the relationship between elf and orc is universal."

>>43552747
Pretty sure the plan is to do hollow ataraxia after HF. So you'll be waiting awhile. And all that's assuming nothing substantial changes in the next 5 years, which is a bad assumption.

>>43552963
wait why would popular artists be upset at getting their stuff sold overseas?

>>43552966
Oh he's upset about pirates, that makes more sense really.

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>>43552846
Anime trope/real thing. In cartoons, a character gets the cold and they are suddenly deathly ill as opposed to you know, just feeling like shit and having to take a fistful of otc medicine. I think that there may be a weak strain of influenza endemic to japan that accounts for people actually getting pretty ill irl which is compounded by chronic over work.

>>43552951
They guy who "writes"present tense haha Black Lagoon got but made people read his scans for one.

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>>43552920

His reaction seems a lot closer to this.

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>>43552966
>no official English version

what's that faggot expect

>>43552994
He was so upset that he stopped writing the manga

>>43552846
You know how in anime/manga characters always get a REALLY serious looking disease that leaves them weak and bedridden? And you know how they always say "It's just a cold"?

>>43553007
There's 2 omnibi out there right now.

>>43553008
That's kinda hilarious, and a good excuse to take a break from work

>>43553007
That people won't be bakka gajins and read it in original language?

>>43552966
Being upset about piracy and being upset because baka gaijins are two different things.
Also, I'd rather have him continue Fire! Fire! Fire! than HSotD, but both are better than Triage X.

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>>43547993
>grumpy orc
So not being a manwhore is "grumpy"?

>>43552999
>>43553011
Cold can be serious thing in japan. They basically have no cold medicine there outside of some nasty cough syrup that is basically low-grade speed.

>>43552993
it's not sold overseas, that's the point. It's scanlations and shit that they bitch about.

>>43553081
What the hell is cold medicine, I've only ever taken anything for a sore throat. Last I heard you can't cure colds with meds.

>>43552993
Most of the time it's about piracy, or foreign distributors dicking over authors. Happens a lot when something gets really popular in another country.

>>43553045
They also expect me to pay out 60-80 shekels for 2 episode BRs + shipping? Some studios are actually kinda pissed Americans won't pay the retarded amount japanese manchildren do for their cartoons desu

>>43553007
>>no official English version
The I must be hallucinating the two giant full color omnibuses on my shelf

>>43553111
>not being part of the illuminati

>>43553111
You can alleviate the symptoms though, enough to get through the day. Atleast in civilized countries.

>>43553126
Oh, shit, man. With hallucinations that vivid, you might have a cold.

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>>43552823
PAGE 3
Panel 1
H: Iiiiiiiiii, the great Hero, have p-pu-pe-personally arrived to punish nyou!!!
E: How nervous IS this hero?

Panel 2
Mage: ... Hero-kun, at your current level, I still think fighting an orc will be a little difficult for you...

Panel 3
H: I-It's alright. Because I am the hero chosen by the Goddess-
H: - tasked with defeating the Demon King...!

Panel 4
(snivel)
H: 'CUZ I'B THE HERO!!!
O: Jeez, he's having a mental breakdown from the pressure of his own title.

Panel 5
E: Sigh... anyhow, I'm pretty sure SHE'S the one who put out this quest-
(-> "Her")
(I'LL BREAK YOUR LEGS)
E: - in order to bring me back home...

>>43553125
I don't know why they're so butthurt that America doesn't have the same number of people with shitloads of disposable income frothing at the mouth over their cartoons which pander specifically to one small segment of Japanese. They reap what they've sown when the decided to go after the obsessive fan market to the exclusion of everything else.

>>43553174
Everything'll be fine dude. I have work tomorrow.

>>43553230
>le only manchildren watch anime
Would you go back to reddit, dipshit?

>>43553111
Cold medicine isnt a cure, but it reduces/stops the symptoms enough that your body has a chance to fight off the infection without burning out.

>>43553276
Only manchildren pay the retarded BD prices. That's specifically the marketing decision the anime industry as a whole decided to make.

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>>43553188
PAGE 4
Panel 1
E: But to think she'd send over a real hero...
(grin)
E: How interesting...!

Panel 2
E: Leave this to me.

Panel 3
H: Huh...? Ah! Y-You're the elf I'm here to save, right-! ... wait.
(FWOOSH)
H: Wha...?

Panel 4
(KABWOOOOOOOSH)
H: Waaaaaaaaaaah!!!

Panel 5
(rumble...)
H: Wh... what? How!?
E: Hm hm hm.

Panel 6
E: You two appear to have misunderstood.
E: I'm not a helpless elf captured by a heinous orc.

>>43553321
Ironically the retarded BD prices are because they've made such a niche product that only the hyperdedicated are willing to purchase them.

>>43553339
It turned into a self-perpetuating cycle that they can't really break out of since there's such a stigma against watching anime as an adult, even in Japan.

>>43553373
I would say that watching anime has an even bigger stigma attached to it in Jappan than it does in the west.

>>43553327
The Orc's probably going to lose it due to the damage to the house.

>>43553466
Didn't they have several Kantai Collection things on their ships?

>>43553466
I've got to thank the popularity of Game of Thrones for taking some of the heat off. Lot's of people back down if you say "oh it's fine when GoT does it, but if someone fucks their sister/gets shown nude/whatever in an anime it's suddenly evil?"

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>>43553466
for real. I mean I know several people in their mid 20s who watch anime, or at least know about anime and don't think anything in particular about it. the only stigma is being one of "those" people that owns tons of dolls and body pillows and spends 95% of his time in a piss-bottle filled room.

but apparently watching anime and being a normal person are mutually exclusive in japan?

>>43553544
You mean otaku? There is stigma against them.

>>43553544
Doing a lot of things and being a "normal person" are mutually exclusive in Japan. As >>43553565 mentions, there's a strong stigma against otaku. To make it board related, it's part of why tabletop gaming isn't as big as it is in Japan: many people say it falls under the "otaku" umbrella, to say nothing of not having a lot of space to play.

could someone be a saint and dump the old stuff too?

>>43553608
check /a/

>>43553608
>>>/a/133317115

>>43553608
Someone already did in the /a/ thread
>>>/a/133317115

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>>43553608
I got a colored version if that suits your tastes.

>>43553608
>>>/a/133312155/

>>43553520
That's a little diferent. Soldiers were painting pin-ups on other machines since at least WWI. Hell, even old timey wooden ships had often chicks on their prows.

>>43553608
>>>/a/133317115

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>>43553638
The thread on /a/ just has the black and whites so far.

>>43553638
>colorized
On the one hand, the elf doesn't look anything like what I imagined her colors were
on the other hand, MUH DICK

>>43553660
I mean official Kantai Collection events or something. I just remember it vaguely.

>>43552430
Also declining birth rates.

>>43553694
oh jsdf, you crazy

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>>43553638
>>43553668
>Brown orc

>>43553718
The military getting officially sponsored entertainment from big name entertainers and franchises is far from uncommon.

>>43553752
I didn't even notice until you pointed it out
I guess I just subconsciously painted him green as I was just quickly scanning

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>>43553623
>>43553630
>>43553635
>>43553647
>>43553663
t-thanks guys

>>43552430
In japan if you are sick you need to get a certificate from a doctor for which you need to pay for before you can get a free day from work. So yeah, taking a day off because you are dying is considered a shamefur dispray.

>>43553785
Uh....isn't that everywhere?

>>43553813
No? Have you never called in sick?

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>>43553327
PAGE 5
Panel 1
(BAAAAM)
E: I am the first slutwhore candidate aspiring to serve as his sex slave!
H: What the heck is she saying!?

Panel 2
E: And you shall not get in the way-
E: - of my ambitions for a life of ahegaos all day everyday!!!
(GLARE)
O: (... god, she's terrible...)

Panel 3
M: Hero-kun, please step back...
M: Although she talks like /that/,
M: She really is no ordinary person.

Panel 4
M: She's filled to the brim with wicked thoughts, carnal desires, and obscene lust... such a sinister aura...!
(Fufufufufu...)
(rumblerumblerumble)
O: She's entwined in something completely different from the image of an elf...


Panel 5
M: Okay, so we've been rejected by the rescuee in some bizarre turn of events... we've got to disable her somehow...
H: Wh, what should we do?

>>43553785
Eh docs in the US hand out sick notes as well, though I suppose they aren't straight up required by most places unless you have missed a shit load of work already/are out of sick days.

>>43553813
Most places let you call in sick first and then get a doctors note to excuse it.
Japan expects the note first and then you can call off without getting fired.

>>43553831
Uh...Yeah. And they told me they needed a note from a doctor. Have you never called in sick?

>>43553831
Not him, but the only time I ever did was because I had a temperature of 104f.
Other than that, nope.

>>43553813
Uh, no.
At my old job (call center), you call a specific number to enter your information and confirm you're missing your shift. Then you just email your manager saying "hey I called out today cuz I'm sick."

>>43553699
Declining birthrates is a literal first world problem.

>>43553858
Yeah. You make a call, say that you're sick, and then send a follow up email. If you're missing a lot of work because of it, then you need a doctor's note but anything else is just wasting everyone's time.

>>43553668
>>43553638
Are there any more colored ones?

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>>43552527
>>43552823
>>43553188
>>43553327
>>43553844

>>43553975
That's all I got, I'm afraid. The only copies of the sequel I've seen are all uncolored.

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>>43553844
PAGE 6
Panel 1
M: ... Hero-kun, attack when I cast my spell.
(With the back of your sword, of course)
H: R-Right!

Panel 2
(Fu fu fu...)
E: Fu fu... now, come at me, little hero!
(<- starting to enjoy playing as the evil mistress)

Panel 3
(BOOM)

Panel 4
E: Unfortunately,
E: I'll send you home with a failed quest!!

Panel 5
(fizzle)

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>>43553844
dat best elf

>>43552244
Why are some of those circled?

>>43554048
NANI!!!!?

Rolled 9, 7, 3 = 19 (3d18)

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>>43554048
BAKANA

>>43554084
The circle represents your max sanity which is based on a formula from a stat of your character. The fact that there are multiple circles indicates that the stat has either been raised or lowered.

The most likely result is lowered, as increasing your knowledge of the old ones presents a hard cap for your maximum sanity.

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>>43554048

Yesss

>>43554133
thats how CoC works almost for the letter, if memory serves.

>>43554171
>>43554171
They're playing CoC

>>43554171
Well, yes. It's an actual CoC character sheet from the book, naturally.

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>>43554048
PAGE 7
Panel 1
(She neutralized my magic...!?
(No way... that mage...)

Panel 2
(As magically strong as an elf, despite being merely human-)
(She's an ultra-advanced magician...!)

Panel 3
(Aah...)
(I messed up again...)

Panel 4
(It's my fault for being so careless, huh?)
(Guess it can't be helped...)

Panel 5
(fwip)
(THWAP)

>>43554191
Oh man, this gonna be gud. Also, poor hero. I guess his mental health gonna take a hard toll on this one.

>>43554191
>F.D.B
Follow that shit up, Potemkin

>>43553011
There's also the fact that in Japan, most houses do not have central air/heating. There's space heaters and the like, but it's gonna get cold when there's no summer. All of that cold air makes it easier to catch a cold, especially if you don't towel off properly.

>>43554242
>when there's no summer
Your English is shit.

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>>43554191
FLOOD BEGINS HERE

>>43554231
Nobody is going to get that anon. /tg/ has never laughed when I called 4/5e's Action Surge "Roman Cancel". They just don't into Guilty Gear.

>>43554242
long work hours, worse immune systems and a lack of decent medicine are other important factors as well

>>43554278
See, I know what a Roman Cancel is. That makes that funny.

>>43554278
But GG is fun... I must just be in the wrong threads to see people call it that.
I'm a total scrub at it, though.

>>43554278
I never thought of it that way, but from now on I'm going to refer to action surges as roman cancels and nobody can stop me

>>43554278
Because it's never funny. Also Guilty Gear is just antiquated and formulaic as hell now.

>>43554231
>>43554278
People will get it. It's just not funny.

>>43554278
No one plays Potemkin and no one plays GG.

>>43554325
>implying
I've seen a dude wreck shit as Potemkin.
Of course, he played competitively so that probably explains why.
I play him sometimes but can't combo for shit.

>>43554352
You talking about FAB?

He dropped the ball hard during EVO though.

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>>43554191
PAGE 8
Panel 1
M: Orc... I knew you'd interfere...!
O: No, that's not it...

Panel 2
O: You said "back of the sword" earlier, but this ain't GOT no back.
(double-edged!)
O: Of course I'd stop you guys from cleaving the elf from crown to toe right before my eyes.
M: (T... that's true...)

Panel 3
O: Oh, and one more thing.
M: ...... yes?

Panel 4
O: Your hero's too soft, ain't he!? I didn't expect him to die from a forehead flick!!
(gong)

Panel 5
O: He ain't gonna level up if you fight almost all his battles for him, right??
O: And come to think of it, it looked like you're making all his decisions and strategies for him!
M: .............

Panel 6
M: That's true... I always thought "Hero-kun is still a kid"-
M: ... and ended up too overprotective of him...

>>43554396
Wait, can't you get xp from just having a character follow a crutch character?

>>43554278
I got it. Made me chuckle

>>43554396
>there's now two couples in this story
Cute.

>>43554410
Depends on the system. Some systems require being an active participant in combat to reap rewards, not merely being present in a fight.

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>>43554396
PAGE 9
Panel 1
O: If you really wanna raise a hero to save the world,
O: I think you have to be a little more strict, right?

Panel 2
M: ... yes, that's exactly right, isn't it...

Panel 3
M: Hmhm... I didn't think I'd be getting advice from an orc.
M: With Hero-kun's defeat, I suppose we've failed this quest... haven't we.

Panel 4
(float, float)

Panel 5
O: ... good grief... can those guys really defeat something as big as a Demon King?
(rustle rustle)

>>43554368
Nah, some guy I ran into at college.
Stereotypically, he was rather Asian in appearance, possibly Korean.

>>43554472
>(rustle rustle)
yeah she went full sploosh

>>43554481
>Rather Asian
Now I'm curious how the fucker looks because I've never had anyone have trouble identify that someone is an Asian. Specific country for sure, but the continent?

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When is the author going to come full circle and introduce abusive elves?

>>43554506
I had a friend in high school that was half korean, but his dad was a tall white dude. he was 6'1 and nobody could tell if he was mexican or native american (we live in an area with a lot of natives), and very few people ever guessed asian.

>>43554506
Well, I mean, it'd be rude to just throw a blanket term on them like that. They could have been from somewhere else.
I'm like, 65% sure he was Korean or of that area.

>>43552999
Hiroe got upset that we Gaijin like his manga? Is that why he spends his time writing delicious porn? Spite?

>>43554549
No, he writes porn because it pays better

>>43554242
Having a slightly low body temp because you were wet and got a little cold doesn't actually get you sick. It's definitely a strongly believed old wives tale in Asian countries, but they get so badly sick because of their high density living, low social distance, low air quality, and high stress living, not a lack of central heat.

>>43554472
Am I only thinking this Mage will went full dominatrix on him?

>>43554582
It doesn't get you sick, but if your body is using a lot of energy on warmth, it's not using that energy to fight disease.

>>43554533
Man, I get the same issue. I get anywhere from Indian to Native American to Korean, all depending on how I'm wearing my hair or if I've completely shaved my face or not.

>>43553852
I don't need a doctor's note until I've taken 3 (paid) sick days in a row, but it varies depending on who you work for because it's not proscribed by law.

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>>43554472
PAGE 10
Panel 1
O: ... what the hell're you doing?
(squeeze)
E: Ueeeeh~... c'mon...

Panel 2
E: You saved my life! And wrapped this scene up on a good note! So-
E: "AND THEN THEY HAD LOTS OF SEX AFTERWARDS"
E: - can be the only true ending, right!?
O: I HAVE LOTS OF REGRET RIGHT NOW FOR HAVING SAVED YOUR LIFE.

Panel 4
H: Mage-san... I'm sorry...
(<- revived by restoration magic)
M: No... don't worry about it. I think it was my fault, too...

Panel 5
H: Just because I was chosen as the hero, I grew impatient and lost sight of everything around me...!
H: I've got to work on being more properly reliable...!

>>43554634
>Panel 2
I like the new expressions she's making now. Artist was putting in some work.

>>43554634
>AND THEN THEY HAD LOTS OF SEX AFTERWARDS
>fade to black and scene change
I know nothing happened but

>>43554634
>Dat angry heart pupils

>>43554571
Seriously? Fuck.

>>43554599
Easily fixed by not running a calorie deficit or layering up...

Seriously, unless it's in the 40s in their houses and they don't wear warm clothes, it's got nothing to do with it.

Air quality and social distance are such larger factors, a chilly house is completely irrelevant.

>>43554684
Self publishing with no editors. It's pretty much ideal once you got enough of a name to consistently sell.

>>43554278
Beautiful. I need to get Xrd.

>>43554660
I think he is making fun of people who ship elf and orc. It isn't that kind of comic.

>>43554728
Not yet, but a man can dream

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>>43554634
PAGE 11
Panel 1
H: I'll do my best!
H: And I'll try to become a splendid hero capable of protecting Mage-san someday!!

Panel 2
M: ... yes, let's do our best together!
M: (Aah... just as I thought...)

Panel 3
M: HE'S SO CUTE... I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THIS...
(splurt)
[Mage (29). Level 78. Single.]
[SHOTACON.]

Panel 4
NPC: We've received a report that they failed the quest.
DE: Dammit... and here I thought she'd submit to a hero...
(tsk)
DE: So it won't work out unless I go there in person again, huh...!?


AND THAT'S ALL, FOLKS. See you again next year, with any luck!

>>43554759
Thank you, translator anon, now I finally can sleep.

>>43554759
You are my hero, Mr.Bi-Lingual Man.

>>43554759
Wait, aren't there 14 pages?

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>>43554759
Thanks, Glorious Transnon.

>>43554802
Pages 13 and 14 are just images
>>>/a/133312764
>>>/a/133312820

>>43554759
Good god, there are so many priceless reaction faces in this comic.

>>43554848
What about twelve?

>>43554875
The remaining page is the first title page that says "Good Orc Day, 2015"

>>43554759
Much appreciated, translator-anon. These people are rampant loonies, but it's an adorable kind of looniness, and it's always good to see more of it.

>>43554759
Thanks senpai. We owe you one.

Thank you OP and translator anon

>>43552992
>Unlimited Blade Works is a full-length series
>Heaven's Feel is a single movie
>Hollow Ataraxia is a 30 minute OVA
>Tsukihime is a trailer

>>43554759
Jeez, level 78? That's pretty freaking powerful.

I wonder what level the Orc is?

>>43548317
>/ss/ mage
I want to believe

>>43555019
>I wonder what level the Orc is?
Level 999 Orc King.
Probably like 20 or something.

>>43555059
Nah, Elf says the mage is comparable level to herself, and yet she can't open Orc's cooking jars.

>>43554759
See>>43555046
Swiggity swooty she's coming for that underage booty.

>>43555059
For comedy's sake, he's probably not even level 10. He was rather impressed with the elf's magic, after all.
He's probably a level 99999 Husbando, though.

>>43555072
Str vs Int build.

>>43555059
Dont know but the hero did die with just a flick of the Orc while before he took a full blast of miss magic prodige elf princess here>>43553327

>>43555019
I would laugh so hard if it turns out that the Orc is one of the Demon Lord's chief lieutenants or something, and he's just hanging out in a log canin in the middle of nowhere because the Demon Lord doesn't give a fuck about taking over the world.

>>43554934
>NBR
Disappointed.
>>43555007
HF has not been confirmed to a single movie yet has it? I expect a series of movies like Kizu

>>43555193
Mage was shielding them both.

>>43555212
>not molested by step-mom and uncle
Sad

>>43551976
No, her birthday was 2 months before she died, that was from her blog post she made on her birthday.

>>43555277
No, anon, the 27th is MY birthday. If she died on the 27th, that would retroactively make me unhappy.

>>43555264
>>43555212
Were do babysitters fall on the molestation spectrum?

>>43555264
at the same time?

>>43555310
Depends on their age and relationship to you.

>>43555331
Um... She was late teens and not related by blood.
OH! And her sister too. Same story.

>>43555359
Good if they acted like Onee-sans. Moderate otherwise.

>>43555329
Maybe, maybe not. Sex changes & transgender people exist.

>>43552527
>>43552823
>>43553188
>>43553327
>>43553844
>>43554048
>>43554191
>>43554396
>>43554472
>>43554634
>>43554759

Thank you, based translator anon.

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>>43552527
Well, it's been some time since the last release. I'm back. This will take an unspecified amount of time.

>>43553248
Underrated post.

>>43555082
>He's probably a level 99999 Husbando, though.

Anon, he actually communicates using words. His husbando-level is shit.

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>>43555582
One thing I dislike is how the bubbles are always so narrow. Oh well.

>>43555692
>oaths of resolve
Shouldn't it be "ultimatums"?

>>43555716
Probably. I have no idea what the moonrune says, but that'd probably fit.

>>43555019
Level 99 Fighter

>>43555692
You are doing God's work, anon.

>>43555692
thank you

Well that made my day.

>>43555716
>>43555741
Translator anon here. Literal translation was "declaration of determination", so I had trouble finding appropriately short phrases that fit the meaning. Ultimatum probably works better. Gonna swing back by in the morning, so lemme know if anything else feels weird- this was a one-pass rush job, so there are bound to be weird idiosyncrasies. (I have the most confidence in the ahegao line, though.)

But yeah, awesome work, typesetter anon!

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>>43555692
>>43555716
Anyways, fixed that.

Is somebody getting shit done in here?

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>>43555887
>>43555879
Aye, glad to see you're still around.
Bloody missed an sfx.

>>43555953
that's some really good typesetting.

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>>43555940
WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

>>43555953
If you want to save some time cleaning someone in /a/ already cleaned them. >>>/a/133326711

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>>43555988
>memes

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>>43555953
>>43556021
It's the SFX that's taking me a while.
And I refuse to do without.
Case in point: this one.

>>43555988
>>/a/133328733
Kek.

>>43555988
That is the worst post I've ever seen and you should seriously consider lobotomy.

>>43556148
Here's the actual link
>>>/a/133328733

>>43556148
You need three meme arrows to link across boards.

>>43556124
>>43556164

lurk more

>>43556184
No you.

>>43556164
it was one of the first results for "tg gets shit done" I'm too lazy to do more than a simple google search.

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>>43556133
Well, what board I'm from really doesn't matter, last time I typeset Friendly Orc was on /tg/, so I'm staying on /tg/.

>>43556259
And we're more than happy to have you, your typesetting skills are excellent. And dear god I can't stop giggling at the dialog in this page.

>>43555194
It would be hillarious, I agree. The demon lord probably has a trio of elven princesess which he can't get rid of, just like the orc.

>>43553111
It's a combination of cough suppressant, inflammation reducer, and painkiller. Sometimes with a shit load of codeine and alcohol in it.

>>43556354
Nah, the Demon Lord has to deal with the female Warrior and Priestess who've mistaken him for the hero and won't listen to his attempts at correcting them.

>>43556354
What if all of the Demon Lord's officers just hang out on the weekend and play poker or some shit and they just want to live in peace. And they each have some sexualized monstergirl hanging on them.

>>43556354
>elven princesses
>not princesses of every nation simply ENAMORED with the idea of being the damsel in distress
>he keeps sending them home after having a nice lunch because it would be rude to send guests home on an empty stomach

>>43556378
>Female warrior tries to attack him but trips and falls on her face
>Thinks he beat her
>Keeps expecting/wanting/commenting about him to taking her since she can't fight back
>She keeps 'trying' to 'beat' him but just ends up klutzing it up ending up in the same situation

>>43556370
The stuff with DXM is the best. Don't fuck around with inferior cough syrup.

>>43556388
>Damn it, did I not send you off just a week ago?
>Where did you even find the shackles, this place doesn't even have a dungeon.
>Since when do I have all those silk ropes?
>By Nyarlothep, this is seriously cuting into food stores, but i can't just send them off without even a bite to eat.
>If I knew ultimate power would result in this, that eight dimensional octopus would had fucked right off.

>>43556463
>his "castle" is literally just a pleasant condo in the suburbs
>still has no idea how these princesses keep finding him
>he's not even listed, for darkness's sake!

>>43556354
>>43556428

There was a manga about Demon lord living on an island and people kept sending him females as sacrifices and he wanted nothing to do with that but couldn't send them back (since the sacrifices were considered tainted/would've been killed if they returned). So he had this utopia full of women he tried to take care of.

>>43556497
Do you have anything that can point me in the direction of that mango?

>>43556494
>His dad, the Big bad Devil, is just an old man that visits occasionally
>His mom is just some princess who still acts like shes a hostage and pisses both of them off

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>>43556283
Thanks!

>>43556503
Shina Dark - Kuroki Tsuki no Ou to Souheiki no Himegimi

>>43556519
Didn't that just sorta stop at some point? Last I remember was seeing that years ago and it was revealed that his maid was the secret boss

>>43556519

>Kingdoms and villages from around the world send over a thousand sacrificial maidens to the island in an attempt to satisfy the demon lord's legendary lust and protect their lands from the unspeakable destruction he will bring. However, the legends are false; Exoda does not possess such lust, and is not interested in destroying the world. He's quite happy to live in peace and to go fishing on the weekends. The girls on the island are now unable to return to their homelands, as others see them as tainted brides of Satan. This presents many practical problems, from simply feeding the abandoned girls to giving their lives purpose.

Ah yeah this story, didn't it get screwed over by publishers/was never properly finished?

>>43556519
Oh, I remember that. Didn't translations stop?

>>43556551
Translations finished, but the series was canceled.

>>43553544
Manga is okay, anime is for losers. You'll see high schoolers and Salary men reading Jump on the train and no one bats an eyelash

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>>43556511
>>43556519
Ah, Shin Dark, glad I got it right from the description.

>>43556551
>>43556543
>>43556536
It was unfortunately axed.

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>>43556600

>>43556684

I like this twist!

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MARSILLE VS LEWD ELF

LET THE BATTLE BEGIN

>>43555111
>>43555072
-4 str?

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>>43556684

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>>43556714
She's already got more porn of her, though. Marsille's got quite the head start.

>>43556714
We all know this will end in stalemate full of sweaty, pure lesbian hand-holding.
It's not like I would not enjoy it though.

>>43556733
Oh my. That's lewd.
Sauce?

>>43556729
It's a fucking elf. Pansy ass hippies.

>>43556684
suptgfag reporting in, wanted to say thanks. Over and out.

>>43556714
And by battle you mean "mud wrestling", right?

>>43556714
>marsille
who

>>43556740
Asaki Takayuki.

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>>43556714

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>>43556776
>not reading Dungeon Meshi

>>43556772
By mud wrestling you mean oil wrestling, right?

>>43556795
and of course, by oil wrestling, you mean holding hands while fully clothed right?

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>>43556805
>spoiler
Holy shit man this is a blue board

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>>43556805
I...I could go for some hands.

>>43556820
Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarl.

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>>43556794
>reading pleb hero stories
>not Maou no Hajimekata
It's like you don't want to be WIZARDS.

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>>43556730
These bubbles are really narrow.
Fixed a missed sfx.

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>>43556892
>not enjoying manga that's fun and yet still is able to be informative about dungeon ecology

>>43553248
You're an absolute monster, you know that? Also I love that, you're doing God's work, anon.

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>>43556892
>relying so much on magic
>not wanting to know about proper nutrition

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>>43553126
It's more like, maybe if he hadn't written himself into a corner by killing off best girl, he would have had a story that people would buy. But he got to that point and dropped it, so why the fuck would we pay for it? It's a dead story with no ending, ever.

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>>43556913
>Not conquering lands and bitches while MAKING the dungeon.
>>43556928
Who needs nutrition when you live out of an infinite river of magic? Besides, where magic fails, a horde of minions and Drow super archers does the trick.

http://1d4chan.org/wiki/That_Guy_Destroys_Psionics Ya'll niggaz need some WIZARD.

>>43554277
>Pouring rain.
>Hair is dry and floaty.
>Cape is dry and floaty.
Damn Arkham Knight.

>>43556976
How... Dull sounding. Magic everything and magic is the answer to everything.
Might as well just read the phrase "magic wizards" instead of whatever it is you're talking about. It's about as engaging.

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>>43556894
Thanks for sticking around!
Enjoy the night.

>>43557032
I love how this is suddenly developing something approaching a plot.

>>43557032
That mage is far too cute to have such shit taste. Travesty, if you ask me.

>>43557047
Do you think Elf and Orc are going to take on the Demon King at some point?

>>43557069
more like the demon queen is gonna try to get into the Orc's pants before the elf can

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>>43557030
Muh peasant simulator! Seriously though there is way too much fun to be had with magic to be bored.
On that note though, anyone here played the warhammer RPG from FFG? I hear you can die from a failed mount horse roll and other fun things like dying of tetanus. I assume it's simmilar to Dark Heresy.

>>43557069
I hope the Demon king is just the Orc's old buddy from college. He stops by on holidays because he doesn't have any other friends.

>>43557080
I can't be the only one who noticed shades of Maoyuu Mao Yuusha in this, right? Hero and Mage have similar appearances to their counterparts. Hero's on a mission to defeat the Demon King (who's probably a woman and very interested in ECONOMICS[/ spoiler]).

>>43557109
wew lad, its almost like they had the exact same influences. Ever heard of a little thing called Dragon Quest?

Slapped all the pages together into a zip, fixed a few minor errors i didn't bother while posting.
https://madokami.com/cnoqi3.zip

Good night!