>>43675980
>[] make breakfast
>[] Rant about all this to the hiver

>>43675980
>[] try to go back to sleep *PLOT NIGHTMARE*

>>43675980
>[] make breakfast
>[] Rant about all this to the hiver
>[] give the hiver a name

>>43675980
>[] make breakfast
>[] Rant about all this to the hiver
>[] give the hiver a name


Sup HM?

>>43675980
>[] give the hiver a name
Atlas

>>43675980
>[] Wake everyone else up
>[] make breakfast
>[] give the hiver a name

>>43675980
>[] make breakfast
>[] Rant about all this to the hiver

>>43675980
>[] Go for a walk
>[] Rant about all this to the hiver
>[] give the hiver a name
>[] look at your sword
>[] Take a bath in the nearby stream

Well anyways, if I'm the first up, I should make breakfast so I don't have to suffer Lucy's attempt or Sam's general bitching. I stretch and yawn, the cold of the morning air resting down in my chest as I struggle and pull myself out of my sleeping bag very reluctantly.

I shiver the second I get out of it. Oh I regret this already. I look down at the hiver and smile.

"Well come on, lets make some food to start the day little friend" I say as I crouch down to pat it on the head, before I turn to the front of my tent and unzip it, feeling my face go numb as another cold wind washes over me.

I frown and force myself to walk out into the almost dead feeling cold air I wrap my arms around my self and look around our little to go campsite as my eyes adjust to the grey morning light. Four tents around in a rough circle on the bank of river surrounded by trees

There's still a few embers in the fire, thankfully, and with some fuel and poking I should be able to make it a nice old fire again. Well looks like I'll to gather some twigs or

I blink and tilt my head as I see the hiver carrying a few sticks over to the embers.

"Okaaaaay" I say with a chuckle of surprise "Well uh thanks I guess?"

It clicks it's mandibles together as I walk over to the embers and start to poke and push them around with one of the bigger sticks, watching them slowly glow brighter as a few of the smaller twigs catch fire.

"You know" I sigh as I sit down with my legs splayed out, turning to the hiver "this is pretty terrible, all of this, no heater, not being able to order food to eat, having to sleep out on the ground, always being dirty and smelling like a bad horror movie, this kind of sucks, even before I take into account the whole, I'm now some kind of part demon thing and everyone besides my friends seems to hate me here"

"Maaaastur?" I hear something say in the back of my mind. I look around, trying to see what said that
cont
>>43676120
My jaw hurts for some reason

>>43676437
Have you pricked yourself with anything dirty or rusty?

>>43676437
Okay am I just going crazy and hearing things to stroke my own ego, or did something actually say that. I turn back to the hiver as it tilts it's head curiously.... You know I thought I heard it say something before...maybe it's becoming a people?

"You know" I say as I grab the bottom of its head, lifting it up slightly "I really should give you a name"

Its fly like eyes glimmer green for a second as it nods it's head slowly.

I chuckle and shake my head, okay this is a bit different isn't it? Well I hope they don't mind reheated "Soup" because I don't know what else to cook right now.

What do I do?
[] try to make something else 1d20
[] ask the hiver something *what*
[]wake someone up to help cook
[] get some water to boil
[] wander around while the soup reheats
[] come up with a name for the hiver *write in*
[] write in

>>43676528
>[] get some water to boil
>[] come up with a name for the hiver *write in*
>Predator

>>43676528
>[] come up with a name for the hiver *write in*
>[] ask the hiver something
>How do you feel about Little Green?

>>43676528
>[] get some water to boil
>[] wander around while the soup reheats
>[] come up with a name for the hiver *write in*
Atlas was decent. Maybe Jiminy, since I fast see this wee bug becoming our voice of reason.

>>43676528
>[] come up with a name for the hiver *write in*
Noptera
[] get some water to boil

>>43676492
Well I cut my foot on the edge of my shower a few days ago, but that isn't dirty or rusty. And only the right side of my jaw hurts when I chew or clench it

>>43676528
>[] get some water to boil
>[] come up with a name for the hiver *write in*
Lil'Green

>>43676528
>[] come up with a name for the hiver *write in*
>[] ask the hiver something
>How do you feel about Little Green?

>>43676569
Maybe you just slept on it funny

>>43676569
You might wanna go get a tetanus shot, for now take a muscle relaxer (Tylenol, Advil etc.) if the pain stays for longer than a few days, you might wanna go to a doctor.

>>43676569
Maybe you grate your teeth in your sleep, that causes jaw pain quite often.

>>43676528
>[] get some water to boil
>[] ask the hiver something *did you say something earlier?*
>[] come up with a name for the hiver *write in*
Atlas seemed ok, also fine with little green.

>>43676545
Little Green gets my vote. Please, for the love of god, do not name the giver "Predator."

>>43676730
*Hiver
Goddamn autocorrect

>>43676552
Either Little Green or Jiminy. Jiminy is really clever.

well maybe I can get some water from the river and boil it so Sam can have his oh so precious morning coffee. I mean what kind of friend would I be if I didn't put some effort into this. I grab one of the empty pots we left on the edge of the circle of rocks around the fire.

I scratch the hiver's "neck" as I stand up, resting the pot on my shoulder. The cold wind makes the scars around my eye twitch and tingle. I wince from the feeling of it and walk over to the river slowly flowing a short walk from the fire. The hiver follows after me, playfull bumping against my leg as it does so.

I giggle, brushing it away as I dip the pot in the river's water. I lift it up and as I turn around I look back at the hiver and grin, you know, I could think of a real name, but it's not like any one besides a few other players will get the reference anyways

"Hey, how does little green sound?" I ask it as I try to avoid spilling water everywhere.

"Good?" it says as my heart skips a beep "issss that my name master?"

"Uuuh?" I say nodding as I hear some of the bushes rustle on the other side of the river "Yeaaah it is now I guess"

It makes a noise that isn't it's usual clattering or chittering. Sounds like a cheer of joy...weird. I hear Lucy groan, oh she's up then'

What do you do?
[] So I'm your master huh?
[] see what's in the bushes making noise
[] Help Lucy wake up
[] have breakfast with your friends
[] ask sam if there's a town nearby
[] mess with minor
[] write in
>>43676595
Well I do sleep on the floor, so that's what I'm thinking

>>43676853
[] So I'm your master huh?
[] see what's in the bushes making noise

>>43676853
>[] So I'm your master huh?
>[] Help Lucy wake up

>>43676853
>[] So I'm your master huh?
>[] see what's in the bushes making noise

>>43676853
>[] So I'm your master huh?
>[] see what's in the bushes making noise
>[] Help Lucy wake up

>>43676853
>[] So I'm your master huh?
>[] see what's in the bushes making noise


Why do you sleep on the floor? Jesus man, I've only done that twice and was stiff as shit both times after. Although back felt pretty great.

>>43676853
>[] So I'm your master huh?
>[] see what's in the bushes making noise

I walk the few steps back to the camp fire, balancing the pot of water next to the one filled with day old soup as Lucy sits outside of her tent, forgetting that she's a lady now and can't sit like that, but I don't want to bother about it. Besides, I'm a bit curious as to what's making all that noise in those bushes on the other side of the river.

"what are we doing today master?" Little green asks, bumping into my leg again...okay that's still weird, I'm hearing it in my head, but not with my ears "Are we going to eat more tasty things today"

"Er maybe, don't know yet" I say shrugging with a nervous smile, I can guess what it means by "tasty things" "but can you uh tell me something?"

"Of course master" it says, hopping up and down on the bank, splashing mud everywhere. I raise my hand to stop it from getting in my face

"Am I really your master?" I ask titling my head as I try to ignore how cold it is just standing in the water

"Of course" It says titling it's head, its beetle like horn nearly dipping into the river "You smell like mother, and you're smarter than me, so you must be master, yes?"

I stare at it a second, stopping myself from saying something stupid that would set it off or whatever.

"Yeah, I guess I am" I say nodding as I start wadding into the...OH GOD WHY DID I DO THIS>

I rush across the river with a shriek, shivering as water splashes on me.I barrel into the bushes as I nearly lose my boots in the mud.

I hear a yelp of surprise as I slam into something, hard.

I groan, as something else groans as well.

I blink, seeing the orange and yellow tree tops sway back and forth in the wind above me. I start to sit up, and come face to face with a kid wearing a pot on his head, dirt covering his red face.

He looks pretty terrified of me judging from his expression and the look of his eyes.
cont
*Monster Master advance class unlocked*

>>43676939
I find it comfortable and enjoy the cold

>>43677215
>*Monster Master advance class unlocked*
Sweet

>>43677215
>*Monster Master advance class unlocked*
welp. votin to level THAT shit. I want my warhiver mount.

>>43677215
>*Monster Master advance class unlocked*
flashbacks to hero rena quest

>>43677215
He crawls away from me, not standing up as he backs into a tree, his pot hat banging and sliding to the side as tufts of his light blonde hair stick out of it.

I stare at him in a daze as I rub my forehead, I have horns, why does knocking heads still hurt so much? and what's a kid doing out in the woods this early anyway, headbutting people like that.

He stares at my missing eye, and the zweihander Minor gave me as I stand up with a groan.

I turn, to make sure Little green isn't charging the poor kid. I smirk when I see it running along the opposite shore, hissing at the water as it cries Maaaaaaster, don't leave me, in the back of my mind.

I feel something poke my chest, oh right, I didn't sleep with my armor on did I? well I don't think I'm supposed to and the damn thing's broken anyways.

"M..monster" the little boy squeaks, pulling his pot over his eyes "You'll cause no more harm to the lands and people of the great kingdom of the knight king William, begone foul beast"

He grins dumbly, missing a tooth or two.

I look down at him, still a bit upset at him headbutting me like that.

What do you do?
[] play along
[] Walk away ignoring him, need breakfast
[] tease him
[] ask where his parents are
[] Scare the holy hell out of him
[] Feign fear
[] giggle
[] Get sam to see this, this will cheer him up for sure
[] write in

>>43677468
>[] Feign fear
>[] play along

>>43677468
>[] Get sam to see this, this will cheer him up for sure
Oh god this poor kid.

>>43677468
>[] Feign fear

>>43677468
>[] Feign fear
>[] play along
>[] Get sam to see this, this will cheer him up for sure
Aw so cute, This'll surely cheer katie up.

>>43677468
>[] play along
>[] Feign fear

>>43677468
>[] play along
>[] Walk away ignoring him, need breakfast
just pretend he's chased you away or something, we can deal with this after we get some food and coffee

Also damnit I missed naming the hiver, I was going to go with kerrigan because I'm unoriginal like that.

>>43677468
>[] Feign fear
>[] play along
>[] Get sam to see this, this will cheer him up for sure

>>43677468
>[] play along
>[] giggle

>>43677468
[] giggle
[] Get sam to see this, this will cheer him up for sure

>>43677468
>[] ask where his parents are

>>43677544
That might have been good, but I'm not sure of it's gender.

>>43677544
That is a real shit name anon.

>>43677589
figured it was female since most hive based insects are female with the exception of drones. Unless magic land here decides to ignore that like magic lands sometimes do.

I grin, he isn't scared of me? Well this just made my day a lot better, and it's not like I don't have anything to do and well, I always had a soft spot for playing pretend when I was his age.

"A THOUSAND CURSES!" I hiss between giggles as I take a step back, holding my hands out like I'm trying to shield my eyes from a far too bright light "To think the might king william himself would come to end my mischief, oh pleaaaase wise king, spare my life, I'll leave your land forever more if you how me mercy"

I fall to my knees, grovelling as I laugh despites my efforts not to, the hiver filling my head with panicked whimpers and yelps.

The boy grins happily.

"Very well, but you shall also serve as my loyal knight" He says as he nods and taps my shoulders with his toy sword "I dub thee sir..uhm whatever your name is"

"Even if it is against my nature, I am honored to serve" I chuckle as I stand back up "Brave little kid ain'tcha?"

"And you're a nice monster lady" He says smiling "And besides, I"m not a kid"


"Ka..Krovachi" Sam growls angrily on the other side of the shore "What the hell are you doing over there, mornings aren't a time to fuck around"

"SAM" I shout happily as I grab the kids arm "You got to see this kid over here, he's braver than pretty much everyone we met in cideton"

"...okay and?" Sam yawns...wait he didn't have any insult or joke to say...just okay "He's a kid, they're not exactly rocket scientists you know"

Okay, that's much more like your usual self, had me worried there for a second

"Oh come on Sam, he's a wise and powerful king" I giggle as Sam winces, covering the side of his face covered in bandages

"I'm sure he is, but can you fuck off from him before we get a mob on us or some crap" He groans as he shakes his head and walks away "Well, luckily there should be a town not far from here we can rest at, or an outpost or something"

"He's going to need a lot of soap to wash his mouth out" The boy says shaking his head in pity
cont

>>43677626
Some wasp species flip flop the female worker thing.

The boy looks up at me, his toy sword hanging by his side.

"Is he a friend of yours miss monster?" He asks "he didn't seem very nice"

What do you say?
[] Yeah, he is
[] Yes, and I need to get back to them, so you run along to your parents okay
[] *Shrug*
[] There isn't enough soap in the world to keep his mouth clean
[] What's with him today?
[] Do you need me to walk you home?
[]write in

>>43677809
Sorry for the wait, computer got wonky

>>43678086
>[] Yeah, he is
>[] There isn't enough soap in the world to keep his mouth clean
>[] Do you need me to walk you home?

>>43678086
>[] Yeah, he is
>[] There isn't enough soap in the world to keep his mouth clean
>[] Do you need me to walk you home?

>>43678086
[] Yeah, he is
[] There isn't enough soap in the world to keep his mouth clean
[] Do you need me to walk you home?

>>43678086
>[] Yeah, he is
>[] *Shrug*
>[] There isn't enough soap in the world to keep his mouth clean
>[] Do you need me to walk you home?
>[]write in - what are you doing out here anyways?

>>43678086
>[] *Shrug*
>[] Yes, and I need to get back to them, so you run along to your parents okay
>[] There isn't enough soap in the world to keep his mouth clean
>[]write in - what are you doing out here anyways?

"Yeah, he is" I say with a smile on my face "and there isn't enough soap in the world to keep his mouth clean"

"Oh, well you should still try" The boy says stabbing the ground with his toy sword "momma says a dirty mouth spreads taint"

"Hmm well maybe that's why I'm like this" I say, smiling a bit wider as the river laps at the shore, the sound of it sloshing joining in with the noise of the wind blowing through the trees and the birds starting their morning calls "maybe I do need to at least try to wash out his mouth"

"Well, he looks scary, so maybe you shouldn't" the boy says as he starts to walk away "Well I have to go now before mom gets angry at me for walking around alone"

"Well i could walk you back, then you wouldn't have been alone, and she can't get mad at you for that" I say with a shrug

"No, it's okay, she's probably still making break fast" he says with a grin "But thanks anyway monster lady"

"Maaaster, you're letting the prey get awaaaay" Little green whimpers "Aren't you hungry at all?"

I sigh and shake my head

"He isn't food little green" I sigh

"Really, he looks like food though?" Little green asks happily

What do I do?
[] Have breakfast with my friends
[] try to teach the hiver that it can't eat people
[] Help Minor with packing things up
[] try to go fishing 1d20+str
[] Practice your sword style
[] follow the boy anyways
[] Ask the boy if you and your friends can come over for breakfast
[] think about your nightmares
[] Wonder if you'll ever get home
[] write in

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>43678381
>[] try to teach the hiver that it can't eat people
>[] try to go fishing 1d20+str

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>43678381
>[] try to go fishing 1d20+str
>[] Have breakfast with my friends

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>43678381
>[] Have breakfast with my friends
>[] try to teach the hiver that it can't eat people
>[] Help Minor with packing things up
>[] try to go fishing 1d20+str
need to feed the bug as well, not sure if it likes soup.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>43678381
[] try to teach the hiver that it can't eat people
[] try to go fishing 1d20+str

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>43678381
>[] try to go fishing 1d20+str

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>43678381
>[] try to teach the hiver that it can't eat people
>[] try to go fishing 1d20+str

>>43678381
>[] try to teach the hiver that it can't eat people
>Unless you tell it to. Or they're trying to kill it.

"Hey Krovachi!" Minor shouts as she walks over to the river bank "are you going to eat breakfast or are you just going to uh, not? er I mean that's okay if you don't but you probably should since it's the most important meal of the day"

"Yeah, i'll be right over, I just need to do something first" I sat as I start to wade through the still freezing water, shivering and twitching as I try to get across it as fast as I can without tripping into it.

I sigh, rubbing my arms together as I shake like a purse dog. God I should've never left the camp fire.

"Why'd you let it get away, it was weak, and we could've used the meat" Little green whimpers in the back of my head "Was it sick or something master"

"No, it was a person, and we don't eat people, or at least ones that aren't trying to kill us" I sigh, patting it on the horn as it tilts its head "trust me, it's easier this way"

"It had a sword...so it was trying to kill you...can I eat it master?" Green asks tilting it's head, sounding like a demented little kid almost

"...No it's already gone, look I'll tell you what's safe to eat, alright little green" I say smiling as I tug on it's horn to make it pay attention

"Alright master...can I eat the smelly person?" it asks tilting it's head

"No you can't eat sam" I sigh heavily, shaking my head "Look, how about I get you some fish for you to eat"

"What's a fish?" The hiver asks, tilting it's head.

"I'll show you in a second" I say as I pull my sword from my hilt and walk back to the water, my legs already shaking.

...
I pant, wiping my forehead as I sit on the edge of the river, five slightly torn up fish laying next to me as I lean against My zweihander I stabbed in the mud.

Little green is already devouring the pile of fish, making some terrible noises, not to unlike the kind Law...lucy made when she saw Sam eat...or like the noises Sam made while eating for that matter.

"K..Sis" Lucy say shacking my shoulder "We have to get going, Sam's getting impatient

>>4367873>>43678738
Having more computer problems,

>>43678955
Okay, posting from my phone for some reason my browsers closed and won ' t open back up

>>43679054
Going to see if I can fix it, please wait patiently

>>43679114
your call is important to us please stay on the line.
https://youtu.be/Nf8FCLT8S6A

>>43679147
I'm so fucking sorry. My computer decided to simply stop working. None of my browsers are opening despite me restarting like seven godammed times.

And I can't run on my phone because it's infuriating.

Im so fucking sorry, but I can't run under these circumstance.

So. We'ok end here because of that god awful machine, I'm going to pray to god it decides to work again because I don't have the money to replace it.

So fucking sorry guys

>>43679365
shit happens. think it might just be your local internet provider is doing maintenance or a test or something?

>>43679365
I'm feeling for you, I had my PC die on me without money to replace it too a year ago. Hope it works out, thanks for running.

>>43679365
See ya when we see ya boss, I hope evrything turns out alright.

>>43679512
>>43679409
No, everything but my browsers are working fine. Godamnb I feel like I'm about to ducking explode in rage

>>43679578
>ducking
ah the joys of autocorrect phone censoring

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>>43677544
>kerrigan