>>43776777
>[] Pamper the catpire
>[] listen to your other half

>>43776777
>[] Pamper the catpire
>[] listen to your other half
>[] Worry about when you'll have to stop worrying

>>43776777
>[] listen to your other half
>[] go get her and yourself some snacks
>[] ask your neighbors if vampires can get sick

>>43776777
>[] Pamper the catpire
>[] listen to your other half
>[] Wonder when you'll have to stop worrying

>>43776777
>[] Pamper the catpire
>[] listen to your other half

>>43776777
>[] Pamper the catpire
>[] listen to your other half

>>43776777
>[] Pamper the catpire
>[] listen to your other half
>think about maybe bringing in snack or limbless girl inside for fresh blood.

"Maaaaria" Layla says, almost meowing the words as she looks up at me "Can..can you fluff my pillow"

I smile, and nod, gently tugging on the white laced pillow Layla's been laying her head on. She closes her eyes, purring a bit louder as she curls up into a ball and yawns.

"if you need anything else, just say my name, okay?" I say as I start to walk towards the door, grabbing my katana that's resting against the dresser

"Well, wait, were are you going all of a sudden?" She asks, cracking her neck to an odd angle so she can look at me without moving

"Just getting some extra blankets" I say nodding as I walk out of the room "Just in case"

"Oh...okay" Layla says, rubbing her neck as it cracks back into a more normal position as I twist the door's handle and walk out into the lightless and freezing hallway.

I close the door behind me gently and look around, barely able to see at all.

Okay, what did you hear exactly?

<Heard something banging around in the vents, and not in the way we do with kitty>

Well I mean it wouldn't be too weird for someone around here to do that for kicks

<Still, can't risk kitty getting hurt>

What do I do?
[] wait a bit
[] Fly up to the vents
[] Extend your "Web"
[] Hello?
[] Go back and take care of Layla
[] Stress out
[] Layla could just need a pick me up
[] write in

>>43777123
>[] Fly up to the vents
>[] Extend your "Web"

>>43777123
>[] Extend your "Web"
>[] Stress out
>[] Layla could just need a pick me up

>>43777123
>[] wait a bit
>[] Extend your "Web"
>[] Hello?

>>43777123
>[] Fly up to the vents
>[] Extend your "Web"
Those gotta be some huge vents

>>43777123
>[] Fly up to the vents
>[] Extend your "Web"

>>43777123
>[] Hello?
>[] Stress out
>[] Layla could just need a pick me up
>[] Go back and take care of Layla

>>43777123
>[] Fly up to the vents
>[] Extend your "Web"

>>43777123
>[] Hello?
>[] Extend your "Web"

>>43777123
>[] Extend your "Web"
>[] Hello?
>[] Layla could just need a pick me up

>>43777123
><Heard something banging around in the vents, and not in the way we do with kitty>
So Maria drags Layla in the vents for that sometimes? I guess now we know how she managed in the months with her sisters around.

No we certainly cannot, but I mean I'm not exactly what I'd consider a threat, I mean at least to Layla, I mean I'm pretty sure I could do some real damage to normal people

<No you could not, you don't have to heart for it, mouse>

Yeah and what about that priest with the burning swords

<I don't count bullets>

Oh course you don't. I shake my head, turning my thoughts from myself as I strain to hear whatever the other side of me was hearing.. I don't hear even the slightest clang or creak.


I but my hand on the wall next to me, feeling the smooth paint under my hand as I look around.

"Hello?" I ask sheepishly...No response, but why would there be?

I slowly start to well I guess just observe and try to look a bit closer, but I swear I start feeling the air blowing through the vents, on hair and skin I don't have.

I close my hands, focusing on this feeling despite my better judgement, I mean I can't afford to be weirded out or back down, I mean what if it isn't just paranoia and.

Something touched me...well not be whatever that is.

I look up at the vents, feeling a twinge of panic race through my unbeating heart....I really wish Layla wasn't sick right now.

What do I do?
[] Freak out
[] try to throw the katana throw the vent 1d20
[] Get thomas to rip the vent off of the ceiling
[]Uh huh...
[] You up there?
[] write in

>>43777363
"maria" is very aggressive in playing with her kitty

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>43777384
>[] try to throw the katana throw the vent 1d20

>>43777384
>[] You up there?
Did we activate the web? It was kinda unclear

>>43777384
>[]Uh huh...
>[] You up there?
>[] Freak out

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>43777384
>[] fly up and stab into the vent with your katana

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>43777384
>[] Freak out
>[] try to throw the katana throw the vent 1d20

>>43777445
>but I swear I start feeling the air blowing through the vents, on hair and skin I don't have.

>Something touched me...well not be whatever that is.

>>43777384
>[]Uh huh...
>[] You up there?
>[] Freak out

>>43777384
>[]Uh huh...
>[] You up there?

>>43777471
Ah, well it was still a bit unclear, thanks though

>>43777384
>[]Uh huh...
>[] You up there?
>[] Freak out

Okay this is also starting to get abit too weird for me..but I can't just leave now.

I swallow my fear and take a deep breath.

"You up there?" I ask sheepishly as I stare up at the vent, oh that wouldn't work, an assassin wouldn't just say "Oh yeah I am how did you know?" Like my shows, even if I wish they would, it'd make life a lot easier, especially since Layla has been finding quite a few places to nap in the room that are.
<Focus>

Sorry got distracted by my own thoughts. I look up at the vent, feeling the cool breeze tickle my face as I feel all kinds of weird sensations, like I'm being touched in places I don't have and oh god, what would I do if some one is really up there...I mean i can't fight and Layla's sick and bedridden and..and
...

"Maria"

I yawn as I slowly ease in to my shared body, cracking the sleep out of my bones as I stare up at the vent and grin, licking my fangs.

any second now

roll 1d20

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>43777689

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>43777689

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>43777689

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>43777689

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>43777689

I take a breath, to mark the start of the countdown. Any moment now that vent's covering will fall off, I can feel it, the weight on these invisible wires tell me that. Oh wander into my web you little fly and never leave alive for daring to disrupt my time with my kitty, don't worry it shouldn't take me too long to get you out of our hair.

the cover shudders slight as the tell tale squeaking of a screw getting undone and metal sliding against itself. I smirk as I push my thumb against the guard of my blade, pushing it from it's wooden sheathe as the vent cover falls.

I step to the side, avoiding it and what falls out after it.

I swing my blade at it, and glance the pig's shoulder. it squeals and throws a knife as it stumbles back.

I tilt my head, avoiding the blade of metal as a grin spreads on my face.

"...You're not Miller" the hooded figure says, clutching her shoulder "but you're dead...no heart or soul...Okay how many goddamn vampires do you need here..well I don't take it you know her and can, SHIT"

I swing, but she ducks just in time to avoid having her neck split open. She glares up at me, reaching to her side with murder in her eyes.

What do I do?
[] Parry with my revolver
[] Swing 1d20
[] shapeshift into a wolf 1d20
[] cut yourself and poison her 1d20
[] Look into my eyes
[] I know no one called Layla or Miller, just kitty
[] Begone wretch
[] I'm going to enjoy eviscerating you
[] Stand still
[] equip axe
[] Grapple
[] write in

>>43777926
>[] Parry with my revolver
>[] Look into my eyes

>>43777926
>[] Parry with my revolver
>[] Look into my eyes
>[] I know no one called Layla or Miller, just kitty

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>43777926
>[] Swing 1d20
>[] Begone wretch
>[] I'm going to enjoy eviscerating you

>>43777926
>[] Parry with my revolver
>[] Look into my eyes
>[] Begone wretch

>>43777957
>>43777977
I forgot to put rolls on those, wore myself out early, sorry

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>43777926
>>43777957

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>43777926
>>43777977

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>43777996
Alright, rolling then.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>43777926
>[] Parry with my revolver
>[] I know no one called Layla or Miller, just kitty

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>43777926
>[] Parry with my revolver
>[] Stand still
>As many as my kitty feels like keeping

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>43777926
>[] Parry with my revolver
>[] Stand still
>As many as my kitty feels like keeping

So I reach to mine, grabbing the pistol my other half keeps stashed in a belt there. I snap the leather, breaking the latch holding it in place as I swing it in front of me.

The mouse in the hood yelps , dropping her knife as I smack it out of her hand. She takes a step back and I clock her over the head with the revolver, knocking her to the floor.

I aim the gun, and slowly pull the hammer back as she pushes herself back up, jumping up into my face. I put my finger on the trigger, and she grabs something around her neck and brings it towards mine as.

Oh

What do I do?
[] Bang 1d20
[] Dodge1d20
[] try to rip it out of her hands 1d20
[] headbutt 1d20
[] grapple with her 1d20
[]bite 1d20
[] write in

>>43778180
You know it'd be extremly interesting to know what she brings towards, especially since "Maria" can see it.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>43778180
>[] Bang 1d20

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>43778180
>[] Bang 1d20

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>43778180
>[] Bang 1d20

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>43778180
>[] headbutt 1d20

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>43778180
>[] Bang 1d20
Fine, let's bang her then...

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>43778180
>[] Bang 1d20

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>43778180
>[] Bang 1d20
>>43778259
You know how they say, stick to what you're good at. And since we got not axe.

Of course a slow and simple human like her has no chance of matching my reactions, even with out the gun in my hand. Well I usually wouldn't end a mouse like her with such...enthusiastic methods, I don't have time to deal with her. I have a cat to play with and I may have all of time to do it, I don't want to waste the time dealing with her.

I pull the trigger. the bang echos throughout the hall, my ears ringing as she falls on her back her eyes wide as she clutches her stomach and grins, unbuckling something as I walk towards her, I pull the hammer back again, and pull the trigger again.

She stumbles for half a moment as she stands up, leaving chest piece with a hold torn through it as she starts to run down the hall, limping on one leg as she goes.

I lift the piece of metal up with my foot..not thick enough to stop a bullet. She has to be wearing an armored vest of some sort under this armor...smarter than how I recall the other of these kinds.
I can hear the corpses screaming angrily.I must hurry

I start to hum to myself as I follow the mouse down the hallway.

...
a minute or two
...
Layla miller.

I stare at the door, my ears still standing straight up, and hurting after I heard that gun shot. I start to sit up, and head towards the door, reaching for my knife just as the door kicks open and Maria walks into the room with an emotionless expression on her face, a white hooded and robed body over her shoulder.

Oh this is "Maria", it has to be.

She tosses the girl to the floor, and a moment later the lights come back to her eyes, and she blinks, rubbing her eyes and looking confused as the girl on the floor groans in pain.

"I can explain" she sighs, not standing up from the floor "just...gimme a moment to get this bullet out"

What do I do?
[] make sure Maria is all right
[] ignore her
[] pretend to be more sick than you are
[] OH so Maria isn't hurt then? good
[]YOU GOT ME A PRESENT?!
[] I'm not hungry right now
[] have Jack deal with it
[] write in

>>43778518
>[] make sure Maria is all right
>[] OH so Maria isn't hurt then? good
>[]YOU GOT ME A PRESENT?!

>>43778518
>[]YOU GOT ME A PRESENT?!
dear god it's way to tempting. and i wanna see the priest girl's face

>>43778518
>[] ignore her
>[] make sure Maria is all right
>[] OH so Maria isn't hurt then? good

>>43778518
>[] make sure Maria is all right
>[] OH so Maria isn't hurt then? good
>[]YOU GOT ME A PRESENT?!

>>43778518
>[] make sure Maria is all right
>[] OH so Maria isn't hurt then? good
>[]YOU GOT ME A PRESENT?!
Playing to be more sick is tempting too with how cute it would be

>>43778518
>[] make sure Maria is all right
>[] OH so Maria isn't hurt then? good
>[]YOU GOT ME A PRESENT?!

>>43778518
>[] ignore her
>[] make sure Maria is all right
>[] OH so Maria isn't hurt then? good

>>43778518
>[] make sure Maria is all right
>[]YOU GOT ME A PRESENT?!
>[] OH so Maria isn't hurt then? good

>>43778518
>[] OH so Maria isn't hurt then? good
>[]YOU GOT ME A PRESENT?!

So what should we do with our present? Bleed her dry? Swap her out with snack, since she's probably well trained by now?

>>43778791
I kinda want to keep her as a pet. I think it'd be hilarious.

>>43778791
First we'll have to see how this plays out, though we might want to start putting at least some of our slaves to the castle instead of keeping them in school.

>>43778791
Drink her with Maria, we have plenty of pets

>>43778791
y'know, we haven't had a good torture session in a long time...

>>43778840
We already got so many of those.

I sniff the air, not moving from where I'm laying down as Maria stands and looks around in a daze, trying to gather her thoughts, and just looking so adorable while she's doing it. I don't smell her blood, not a single note of that wonderful fragrance.

All I can smell is dirt. And I can feel the fresh blood pumping and flowing out, wasted on the floor.

I smile happily, Maria isn't hurt at all, this is wonderful, simply wonderful. in fact the only thing ruining it is the thing on the floor....Hmm

"WAIT!" I shout happily, making Maria jolt and come to "YOU GOT ME A PRESENT"

"Huh?" maria asks "a present what are you..Ah!"

"Godammit" the girl on the floor sighs "Look can you at least listen to me before you kill me or whatever your crazed mind is telling you to do with me or my entrails?"

Maria scrambles over the bed and crawls under the covers, whimpering as she grabs my hand and squeezes it....I begin to purr again.

What do I say?
[] And I thought I was supposed to be sick
[] Now we can both have one
[] okay?
[]hmm, maybe I could feed you to Marla...or see if Elizabeth wants to burn things
[] Eeergh noo, you'll get sick to Maria
[] where'd you come from
[] OOoorgh too sick to kill....MAaariaa?
[] write in

>>43778860
>[] And I thought I was supposed to be sick
>[]hmm, maybe I could feed you to Marla...or see if Elizabeth wants to burn things
>[] where'd you come from

>>43778860
>[] Now we can both have one
oh hey. personal servent to maria.
>[] where'd you come from

>>43778860
>[]hmm, maybe I could feed you to Marla...or see if Elizabeth wants to burn things
>[] where'd you come from

>>43778860
>[] okay?
>[]hmm, maybe I could feed you to Marla...or see if Elizabeth wants to burn things
>[] where'd you come from

>>43778860
>[] And I thought I was supposed to be sick
>[]hmm, maybe I could feed you to Marla...or see if Elizabeth wants to burn things
>[] where'd you come from

>>43778860
>[] Now we can both have one
>[] okay?
>[] where'd you come from

>>43778860
>[] where'd you come from
>[] Now we can both have one
She could be maria's maid or something. snack isn't really suited to the task. And it would help if maria had an easy blood source other then the witch.

>>43778883
Snack is hardly a personal servant, she'd be terrible at it too.

>>43778930
>snack isn't really suited to the task
Nor is this one.
Honestly I douibt Maria would want someone around all the time anyway.

>>43778858
we have two.
>>43778930
oh hey. didn't even think of the blood thing
>>43778860
>[] Eeergh noo, you'll get sick to Maria
>[] where'd you come from
>[] Now we can both have one

>>43778930
>And it would help if maria had an easy blood source other then the witch.
She got snack too, frankyl layla barely uses her
Or limbless for that matter.

>>43778860
>[]hmm, maybe I could feed you to Marla...or see if Elizabeth wants to burn things
>[] where'd you come from

>>43778860
>[] okay?
>[]hmm, maybe I could feed you to Marla...or see if Elizabeth wants to burn things
or
>[] Now we can both have one

>>43778971
>we have two.
Three, actually and even thats already too much given how little they matter.

>>43778860
>[] And I thought I was supposed to be sick
>[]hmm, maybe I could feed you to Marla...or see if Elizabeth wants to burn things
>[] where'd you come from

>>43778971
>we have two.
Why would we even need more, when has any of them even come up?
They basically only exist on the charsheet to begin with.
I don't think Layla even knows where Snack Kimberly and Clementine are right now.

>>43778930
>And it would help if maria had an easy blood source other then the witch.
I don't think Maria has ever drunk from the witch, she drinks from Layla basically only no?
Its Layla who feeds a lot, and she got 3 sources and all those blood bags.

We can't just keep every dirty stary that stumbles upon us anon.

>>43779101
But what if the stray is useful? Clementine was at least somewhat useful when we went to take out Thadrick. It couldn't hurt to have more guard dogs.

"Hmm" I say with a grin as I crawl towards the edge of the bed, Maria refusing to let go of my arm, not that I mind at all, in fact I love it "Now what to do with you? I could try and get Marla to eat you, or see if Eli wants to burn things...where'd you come from anyways?"

the girl on the floor sighs, shifting slightly, but not moving in any real way.

"Look, I know you're probably going to kill me, but can you at least not choose burning" She groans, sounding more annoyed at what fate I have in mind for her than anything else "seriously, I have to worry about that enough already, and I think you know where I'm from"

What do I say?
[] Noope, enlightenme
[] Ooooh, but fire is such a lovely way to die...well at least when you're not the one burning
[] ....I should kill you
[] You're annoying, you know that?
[] write in

>>43779162
>But what if the stray is useful?
Then we keep her, but obviously useful wouldn't be "keep her as another annoying noises making blood bag", we got enough of those really.

We really do not have tortured someone in a long time, might perk Layla right up again.

>>43779201
>[] Ooooh, but fire is such a lovely way to die...well at least when you're not the one burning

>>43779201
>[] You're annoying, you know that?

>>43779201
>[] Ooooh, but fire is such a lovely way to die...well at least when you're not the one burning
>[] You're annoying, you know that?
>[] ....I should kill you

>>43779201
>[] Ooooh, but fire is such a lovely way to die...well at least when you're not the one burning
>[] ....I should kill you

>>43779201
>[] Ooooh, but fire is such a lovely way to die...well at least when you're not the one burning
>Aaaand
>[] Noope, enlightenme

>>43779201
>[] Ooooh, but fire is such a lovely way to die...well at least when you're not the one burning
[] You're annoying, you know that?

>>43779201
>[] Noope, enlightenme
>[] You're annoying, you know that?

>>43779201
>[] Noope, enlightenme
>[] Ooooh, but fire is such a lovely way to die...well at least when you're not the one burning

>>43779201
>[] Ooooh, but fire is such a lovely way to die...well at least when you're not the one burning
>[] You're annoying, you know that?
Are you here for Clementine? Because I don't think she really wants to leave. She's a good girl who doesn't dare disobey her master.

>>43779315
>Are you here for Clementine?
I don't think anyone but Sword-guy missed Clementine.

>>43779201
>[] Noope, enlightenme
>[] Ooooh, but fire is such a lovely way to die...well at least when you're not the one burning
Layla probably does know, but its more fun making her say it.

Trust anon to focus more on being lolcrazy than to get information from a possible source.

I chuckle and peek further over the side, as Maria gently pulls on my arm

"Layla, stop, don't get any closer to her, she's dangerous" Maria whimpers.

I stop, hanging halfway over the end of the bed as I frown and then grin again, showing my fangs as the girl looks up, her eyes covered by a silver mask.

"Oooh but fire is such a lovely way to die...well at least when you're not the one burning" I giggle "Come on, it'd be fun"

Maria sighs and squeezes my arm.

"No it wouldn't Look I came here to ki...well I was sent here to but I didn't come to...look you two can live in your little den of sin, I just want to get out of here and" the girl says holding up her arm with the shoulder that isn't leaking delicious life blood everywhere.

"Oh right, like that's true, you're just trying to trick us so you can stab us or something" Maria says, angrily

"Well it is" the girl sighs shrugging

I sigh, feeling angry because Maria's angry at her, besides the way she talks gets on my nerves.

"You're annoying, I should probably kill you" I sigh as I stare down at the girl.

"then why haven't you?" She asks, perking up

What do you say?
[] Because, I want to torture you
[] because I'm sick
[] Well, I said probably, but Maria wants to take care of me and a dead body ruins the mood
[] You know...I don't know why
[] GOOD POINT
[] write in

>>43779445
I'm not sure if you know what quest you're posting in.
Or what makes you think layla would give a shit about "information from a possible source", what info would she even care to get?

>>43779463
>[] You know...I don't know why
>[] GOOD POINT
>[] Well, I said probably, but Maria wants to take care of me and a dead body ruins the mood

>>43779463
>[] Because, I want to torture you
Sounds fun, then we can drink her and have Maria get some from our body.

>>43779463
>[] Well, I said probably, but Maria wants to take care of me and a dead body ruins the mood
>[] Because, I want to torture you

>>43779463
>[] Well, I said probably, but Maria wants to take care of me and a dead body ruins the mood for her
I'm sure she appreciates the irony too

>>43779463
[] You know...I don't know why
[] GOOD POINT
[] Well, I said probably, but Maria wants to take care of me and a dead body ruins the mood

>>43779463
>[] You know...I don't know why
>[] GOOD POINT

>>43779463
>[] GOOD POINT
>[] Well, I said probably, but Maria wants to take care of me and a dead body ruins the mood

>>43779463
>[] Because, I want to torture you
>[] because I'm sick
>[] Well, I said probably, but Maria wants to take care of me and a dead body ruins the mood

>>43779463
>[] You know...I don't know why
>[] Well, I said probably, but Maria wants to take care of me and a dead body ruins the mood

>>43779463
>[] GOOD POINT
>[] Well, I said probably, but Maria wants to take care of me and a dead body ruins the mood
>, I want to torture you

>>43779514
>>43779517
Good point is the killer her option, You know that right?

>>43779541
Not really, "kill her" is a the "kill her" option. Maria wouldn't allow bloodshed on the carpet.

>>43779463
>[] You know...I don't know why
>[] Well, I said probably, but Maria wants to take care of me and a dead body ruins the mood

>>43779541
I don't really care, but it most likely isn't.

>>43779559
>Maria wouldn't allow bloodshed on the carpet.
Yes, She would if it's Layla doing it.

>>43779612
>implying Maria would pick Layla by the scruff of her neck and make her do her killing outside

>>43779612
Nah, Layla knows better than that.
I don't even know why you care so hard even if we do kill her. Who cares?

>>43779612
>>43779645
that was supposed to be wouldn't and now it ruined the cute mental image

>>43779669
I don't, I was just asking if they knew that that was the kill her option.

>>43779674
It was clear what it was supposed to be, I always liked that too. Reminds me of the talk we had once about the great image it is with Layla rampaging as Laylacard and everyone shits their pants until the mousy girl with glasses comes along to scold her into submission.

>>43779717
>I was just asking if they knew that that was the kill her option
It wasn't anyway. Kill options say kill option.

"Well I probably would" I say as my smile sinks down to a smirk, before it starts to grow and expand back to a grin "and while you have a good point there, Maria wants to take care of me and a dead body would ruin the mood and besides, I want to torture you"

"You know, I thought you were done with doing that, ah well" Maria sighs "can you at least do it in your weird"

*click*

the girl drops something on the floor and starts to hobble towards the door as a bright flash fills the room filling my ears with ringing and pain.

roll 1d20

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>43779789

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>43779789

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>43779789

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>43779789

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>43779789

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>43779789
Can't she just freeze in abject terror to show some courtesy to a sick person? How rude.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>43779789

I grit my teeth and growl as I hear Maria yelp in surprise as the flash leaves the room and I hear thomas cursing at someone before a gunshot rings through the night again. I shake my head, the ringing still bouncing back and forth in my head and ears as I smell the girl running down the hall from the bloody pumping and shooting through her veins and the drops she left on the ground.

What do I do?
[] cuddle with Maria *switch to pissed off Thomas*
[] Chase it 1d20
[] make sure maria is okay
[] pretend to pass out so maria will pamper
[] Send Jack, alive or Thraddrick after her *switch to them*
[] write in

>>43779922
>[] pretend to pass out so maria will pamper
>[] Send Jack, alive or Thraddrick after her *switch to them*

>>43779922
Also sorry for the small updates , I'm just a bit out of it today, I blame trying to roll up five different pathfinder characters

>>43779922
>[] make sure maria is okay
>[] Send Jack, alive after her
>[] pretend to pass out so maria will pamper

>>43779922
>[] make sure maria is okay
>[] pretend to pass out so maria will pamper
>[] Send Jack, alive or Thraddrick after her *switch to them*
Might as well enjoy ourselves while the job gets done for us.

>>43779922
[] cuddle with Maria *switch to pissed off Thomas*

>>43779922
>[] make sure maria is okay
>[] pretend to pass out so maria will pamper
>[] cuddle with Maria *switch to pissed off Thomas*

>>43779922
>[] make sure maria is okay
>[] pretend to pass out so maria will pamper
>[] Send Jack, alive or Thraddrick after her *switch to pissed off Thomas*

>>43779922
>[] cuddle with Maria *switch to pissed off Thomas*
Zombie time!

>>43779922
>[] make sure maria is okay
>[] Send alive after her *switch to them*
>[] start coughing again.
Would be funny for her to plead mercy to someone who can't talk.

>>43779922
>[] make sure maria is okay
>[] Send Jack, alive after her
>[] cuddle and act sick for pampering

>>43779948
Its alright. It happens, what did you roll?

>>43779922
>[] make sure maria is okay
>[] pretend to pass out so maria will pamper
>[] cuddle with Maria *switch to pissed off Thomas*

I crawl over to my Maria, to make sure that was just a flash bang and not anything nastier.

I place my hand on her shoulder as she curls up into a ball, whimpering and covering her ears. She shaking, but not hurt as far as I can tell. Well that was a bit odd, and I should go after that girl, but I don't want to lie to Maria, so I'll just stay here, I mean someone should take care of it right. I cuddle up to my love, and bite on my thumb, but just in case, some back up to make sure she's put in the fucking ground.

...

Thomas wight
...
AAAAAAARGH godfucking dammit, finally manage to not be awake for a fucking month and start to dream, maybe for once and a fucking bitch wakes me up, and puts another hole in my face.

I growl as I stand up, tearing the bullet out of my skull with a feeling like pulling a tooth out while on more painkillers than it'd take to make a bull fucking elephant high off his ass.

I hear my roommate and some times comrade talking to someone, can't hear what she says, too mad.

What do I do?
[] chase the bitch
[] get my pipe
[]borrow lily's whip
[] Yell at Layla to shut up, trying to be mad here dammit
[] Scream in rage
[] curse
[] try to light up a cigarette 1d20
[] write in

>>43780081
Well I managed to finish two characters
a kitsune bard/ fire dance, who's a dude and based off gremlin from Kamen rider wizard
and a changeling vampire antipaladin as a back up in case my character in an evil campaign dies

>>43780223
>[] chase the bitch
>[] get my pipe
>[] Scream in rage

>>43780223
[] chase the bitch
[] get my pipe
[] Scream in rage

Hell hath no fury like a sleep deprived Zombie.

>>43780223
>[] Yell at Layla to shut up, trying to be mad here dammit
>[] get my pipe
>[] chase the bitch
Oh hey! Looks like lily gets a new toy!

>>43780223
>[] chase the bitch
>[] get my pipe
>[] Yell at Layla to shut up, trying to be mad here dammit
>[] Scream in rage

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>43780223
>[]borrow lily's whip
>[] chase the bitch
Lilys whip is probably the single greatest instrument for chasing a bitch possible
>[] Scream in rage
>[]curse
>[] try to light up a cigarette 1d20

>>43780223
>[] get my pipe
>[] Yell at Layla to shut up, trying to be mad here dammit
>[] chase the bitch
>[] Scream in rage

>>43780223
> in case my character in an evil campaign dies
Is that the drow chick you talked about once or a different one?

>>43780223
>[] chase the bitch
>[] get my pipe
>[] Yell at Layla to shut up, trying to be mad here dammit
>[] Scream in rage

>>43780223
>up in case my character in an evil campaign dies
Whats the character?

I roar in rage, screaming as loud as my rotting lungs will yet me as I slamming my blood covered fist into the wall cracking it as I swivel around and stomp back into my room. Lily looks up at me with a bored look on her eyes as she holds a candle over a fucking whore of a girl, don't know where she found her but she better get her out of here soon before my mad juices get to my brain.

I growl, grabbing my lead pipe from the counter, wiping it on my pants to make sure it's clean as I stomp back out the door, waving at my friend as I nearly bump into some asshole with a beard wearing a cloak like a fucking wizard...oh wait, he's dead. this is that jack guy Layla has in him right? huh don't remember if I've ever met him besides what I heard the girl ranting about on the few occasions we meet and actually talk to eachother
"Oh, want to help me kill some living son of a bitch?" I ask with a grin as the blood covered soul and his bitch look at me

"Ah so the time has come to reap this world I see" He says flatly as he starts walking past me

"Of course, lets show these breathers how fucking pointless they are" I laugh loudly "Come on fuckless and voiceless got some skulls to crack"

the blonde looks up at my man from the other side of life and he sighs

"No, you can't kill the revenant, we don't have orders to do so" He sighs heavily

What do I do?
[] run ahead try to find her 1d20
[] smack blondie 1d20
[] real bitch ain't ya
[]Scream for the bitch to come out
[] wake everyone else up cause fuck em
[] write in
>>43780333
No, that campaign ended awhile ago. this is an evil campaign that hasn't started yet.

>>43780366
Minotaur ogrekin, has 28 strength at the equivalent level of three with no magic items

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>43780530
>[] smack blondie 1d20
>[]Scream for the bitch to come out
>[] wake everyone else up cause fuck em

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>43780530
>[] real bitch ain't ya
>[]Scream for the bitch to come out
>[] run ahead try to find her 1d20

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>43780530
>[] real bitch ain't ya
>[]Scream for the bitch to come out
>[] wake everyone else up cause fuck em
>[] run ahead try to find her 1d20

>>43780530
>No, that campaign ended awhile ago.
What happened to her? Whats the pitch of the campaign if you don't mind talking about it. Maybe after the thread though if you can stick around.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>43780530
>[] smack blondie 1d20
>[]Scream for the bitch to come out
>[] wake everyone else up cause fuck em

>>43780628
She married her half elf body guard sniper/war criminal pal
had a perverted son who spent most of his time traveling the land trying to act as much like a bard as he could. the campaign he was in is pretty much dead due to schedule, differences.

He tried to flirt with the personification of love at one point, if I remember right

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>43780530
>[] real bitch ain't ya
>[]Scream for the bitch to come out
>[] wake everyone else up cause fuck em
>[] run ahead try to find her 1d20

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>43780530
>[] real bitch ain't ya
>[]Scream for the bitch to come out
>[] run ahead try to find her 1d20

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>43780530
>[] run ahead try to find her 1d20
>[] real bitch ain't ya
>[] wake everyone else up cause fuck em

How could he forget the guy that Layla made kiss him?

>>43780737
>How could he forget the guy that Layla made kiss him?
He does get poked in the brain pretty often.

>>43780737
I forgot about it too and I'm not a insane zombie dude.

"real bitch ain't cha?" I chuckle as I crack my neck.

She shrugs and Jack shrugs, laughing with me as I start slamming my pipe into all of the doors, shouting and whooping as groans and shouts of "Shut the fuck up" fill the once quite night, cause fuck everyone else, if I can't sleep, no one else can.

"WELL COME ON LADS" I shout loudly as I grab an unlit cig from my jacket and stick it into my mouth "TIME TO GET DAWN OF THE DEAD ON HER ASS, CHARGE MY UNDEAD BRETHREN"

I run down the hall way, feeling my toes break as my boots slam into the tiled floor AND THERE SHE IS!!!!

What do I do?
[] tackle 1d20
[] throw the pipe 1d20
[] SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER 1d20
[] BIIIIITCH
[] Kick your head at her 1d20
[] Swing at her 1d20
[] write in

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>43780813
>[] SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER 1d20
>[] BIIIIITCH

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>43780813
>[] SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER 1d20
>[] BIIIIITCH

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>43780813
>[] BIIIIITCH
>[] tackle 1d20

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>43780813
>[] SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER 1d20
>[] BIIIIITCH

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>43780813
>[] BIIIIITCH
>[] tackle 1d20

>>43780828
>>43780842
>>43780849
>>43780857
>those low rolls
Thomas does not seem very into it today.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>43780813
>[] tackle 1d20
>[] BIIIIITCH

>>43780828
>>43780842
>>43780849
>>43780857
>>43780891
>>43780930
This is starting to get spooky

She turns, her light brown hair already all tangled and fucked up like I'm about to make her face all nice a broken like. I point at her, stopping my charge as she stops like a deer in the head lights of a truck barreling down a country roads filled with dirty and filthy rednecks.

"BIIIIIIITCH!!!" I scream as loudly as I can "SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER"

"THOR VULT!" I hear jackey boy shout as he grabs my hand and....ah fuck you ghost boy I wince as my rotting body freezes up, sparks running through me as he uses me like a lighting rod, a blue bolt firing into the ceiling as the bitch runs down the hall and vanishes.

I gasp, grabbing my now torn and smoking arm as I turn back to glare at sir ghost fuck.

He shrugs

"It was alives idea" He giggles as Blondie shakes her head, mouthing no

I grit my teeth and growl.

What do I do?
[] Give me...more 1d20
[] chase bitch 1d20
[] Smack ghost fuck 1d20
[] SCREAM At them
[] well at least I can smoke now
[] were you a dick before you go in layla?
[] write in

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>43780991
[] chase bitch 1d20
[] Smack ghost fuck 1d20
[] SCREAM At them

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>43780991
>[] well at least I can smoke now
>[] Give me...more 1d20

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>43780991
>[] chase bitch 1d20
>[] SCREAM At them
>[] well at least I can smoke now

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>43780991
>[] chase bitch 1d20
>[] were you a dick before you go in layla?
>[] well at least I can smoke now

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>43780991
>[] SCREAM At them
>[] Give me...more 1d20

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>43780991
>[] chase bitch 1d20
>[] Smack ghost fuck 1d20
>[] SCREAM At them
>[] were you a dick before you go in layla?

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>43780991
>[] chase bitch 1d20
>[] well at least I can smoke now
>[] were you a dick before you go in layla?

"MOTHERFUCKING GHOST FUCKER DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT FRIENDLY FIRE MEANS, JUST BECAUSE I'M DEAD AS A DOOR NAIL DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN USE ME LIKE ONE YOU ENORMOUS ASSHOLE!!" I scream angrily at jack as blondie walks past me cautiously, flashing a sign at jackie boy "fuck at least it lit my cigarette so I can smoke now at least"

"Yeah it is to be a rather disturbing at how many of the lucky coins are terrible at being assassins" He sighs, shrugging as he walks past me and I follow him "I mean we were just killers, but at least we had some style"

"Were you a dick before you went inside Layla?" I ask with a sigh as I crack the bone in my leg back into place and get ready to run again

"Well, I can guarentee no one is ever sticking one of those in there" He says with a smirk as I run past him "Of I wouldn't"

I turn the corner and see the girl, pistol aimed right at my forehead

What do I do?
[] Tackle her ass 1d20
[] Slam my shoulder into her gut 1d20
[] head butt it 1d20
[] grab it and unload into your brains 1d20
[] Punch her in the baby 1d20
[] write in

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>43781195
>[] Slam my shoulder into her gut 1d20

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>43781195
>[] Punch her in the baby 1d20

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>43781195
[] head butt it 1d20

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>43781195
>[] Punch her in the baby 1d20

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>>43781232
>>43781241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YtGaba6rR4

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>43781195
>[] head butt it 1d20

>"Well, I can guarentee no one is ever sticking one of those in there"
I wouldn't be so sure since "Maria" got shapeshifting now.

>>43781232
>>43781241
CUNT PUNCH

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>43781195
>[] Punch her in the baby 1d20

>>43781232
>>43781241
>he punches her in her literal baby somehow

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>43781195
>[] Punch her in the baby 1d20
I have to vote for this now I guess.
Lets shee how deep he goes.

I duck down, pulling my fist back as I scream, all of my hate, all of my rage, all of my year of no fucking sleep godammit entering my fist of fuck this cunt as I plow it into her stomach. If she was pregant, she's having a fucking abortion now the whore. I hear the sound of bones cracking and future children dying.

I lift her off the ground as she coughs, blood splattering my face as she drops her gun and whimpers, curling up into a ball as she falls to the floor, clutching her stomach and vomiting with some pathetic as she whimpers

I spit on her and kick her in the stomach for good measure

"Well...guess I was wrong" Jack sighs as I hear him fade away into a puddle of blood behind me "well until next time, thomas"

I growl as I stare at the girl on the floor

what do I do?
[] beat the shit out of her
[] drag her to head master
[] Drag her to lily
[] insult her
[] give her a ciggarette and fuck ioff
[] write in

>>43781359
>[] Drag her to lily

>>43781359
>[] beat the shit out of her
>[] Drag her to lily

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>43781359
>[] beat the shit out of her
>[] drag her to head master

>>43781359
>[] beat the shit out of her
>[] insult her
>[] Drag her to lily

>>43781359
>[] Drag her to lily
>[] insult her

>>43781359
>[] beat the shit out of her
>[] Drag her to lily
This escalated quickly, we still don't know what the hell she wanted or why she thought walking into Laylas room was good idea.
Oh well, maybe she yells something of relevance inbetween the rapes.

>>43781359
>[] Drag her to lily
well if layla cant use a new toy

>>43781359
>[] drag her to head master

I raise my boot as the girl looks up at me, mumbling something from under the pain of me punching her as hard as I could, which is pretty fucking hard.

"Don't worry I won't kill ya, just take ya to my friend, and maybe the headmaster if she gets bored with ya" I say with a grin as she look at me in terror in her eyes as I stamp my foot on her hands, she winces, but doesn't scream.

I huff and kick her in the stomach, no reaction, I kick her again, still no reaction. I grab her hair and tear a clump of it out, nothing. I jump on her hands, kicking her chest, she grunts and glares at me. I pick her up by the neck and scream in her face, before I headbutt her, making a nice cut on her lip before I do it again,and again, until she's all nice and dazed.

I smile and hoist her on my shoulder as I start carrying her back to my friends room.

"I just wanted to help her" she groans in pain "godammit why is my luck sooo shit"

I slam her into a wall and she groans, and I smile happily ahhh it's like therapy

and we'll end here
I've archived, and will answer any questions

>>43781571
wat WAS she doing?

>>43781571
>"I just wanted to help her"
Then why the hell did she try to run?
Seriously, you'd think she realises its like with attack dogs, if you run, you just make them hunt you.

Thanks for the thread HM.

>>43781571
lewd thing?

>>43781571
Thanks for running, but wtf was this broad thinking she is doing? Why did she run? Did she seriously not expect threats of violence and torture when she shows up to the cheshire cat?

>>43781571
I'm left confused by these events.

>>43781616
Trying to, I need to get in the mood to finish it

>>43781606
Well, if some one says "I want to torture you" would you stick around

>>43781632
She did, she just thought she could beg for mercy or at least manage to make her listen to her for at least a sentence

>>43781650
I'll try to explain them next thread
since I had an idea for this but... well you guys rolled real good and Layla of course doesn't care, like a cat.

>>43781680
i mean, if you had a plan, you could always have lily bring it up to maria, who could have layla listen

>>43781680
>She did, she just thought she could beg for mercy or at least manage to make her listen to her for at least a sentence
But she did listen, just instead of telling us shit she wasted her breath on irrelevant shit.

>>43781680
>Well, if some one says "I want to torture you" would you stick around
If you are afraid of violence against yourself, why would you show up in the room of the most heinous monster you likely have ever heard of?

>>43781725
Yeah, good idea, well good night folks, see ya on the...27th

>>43781735
Well it was that or get burned alive for not following orders.

and she wasn't really thinking clearly since she had just gotten ran down by a vampire, shot and nearly had her head cut off

>>43781725
I think it would be simpler for Thomas or Layla to just dump her back at Laylas room again, to let Layla clean up her own visitors, since I doubt she is in a state where is fun to play with for Lily anyway.

>>43781680
You know, I kinda like how these quests kinda devlop their own life sometimes. Its interesting.

>>43781745
See you.

>>43781680
>since I had an idea for this but
I hope we see it next thread then. I guess she deserves to get to tell her story for all the trouble she went through.