>>43777820
When all the bouts were finished, the Grand Master dismissed the gathering of Jedi and Apprentices to announce that dinner would be served shortly, and that you would be free to eat alone if you so chose. This was when the redheaded girl from earlier once more caught your attention, as the two of you ended up as some of the few stragglers to the rest of the group, looking much calmer than she did earlier, the girl locked eyes with you and thumbed back towards the Academy, nodding her head as though she wanted you to follow her.

You don't know who she is, and the way that her attitude changed from so cheery and fight happy, to someone that seemed to be so serious was rather strange. She appears to just be an apprentice as well, so it's not as though you'll have to do as she wants you to, but if she's that interested in talking, it could be a good idea.

>Follow after her
>Yell after her
>Go with the rest of the crowd
>Go explore the Academy Grounds
>Write in

>>43777832
>>Go explore the Academy Grounds
Time to go looking for trouble

Rolled 55, 87, 57 = 199 (3d100)

>>43777832
>Follow after her

>>43777889
Although missing an obvious plot hook... mhm, decisions, decisions...

Maybe we should follow her and get her to go looking for trouble together.

>>43777832
>Go explore the Academy Grounds

>>43777832
>Go explore the Academy Grounds

secret cache location scoutin time

>>43777914
>>43777832
I'll second this.

>>43777832
>>Go explore the Academy Grounds

>>43777914
We could go ask her to give us a tour

>>43777832
>Follow after her

>>43777832
>>Follow after her

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>>43777820
Oh thank fuck I thought this was dead. Glad to see I was wrong.

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Current winner is to go explore the Academy, though there is some support for asking the redhead to come along/be your tour guide.

Would you like to ask her this?

>Ask the redhead to come with
>Go alone

>>43778168
>Ask the redhead to come with

>>43778168
>Ask the redhead to come with

>>43778168
>Go alone

>>43778168
>Ask the redhead to come with

>>43778168
>Ask the redhead to come with

>>43778168
>Go alone

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>>43778168
>>Go alone

Calling it, bringing the redhead along, or asking her at least!

Writing.

Writing, and I don't really have any issues so far but I'm more curious. Do you guys wanna keep the Rance thing for Zev's appearance, or change it up?

>>43778351
Draw crude stick figures for all the characters in MS Paint.

>>43778351
I enjoy the Rance side quite a bit

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>>43778351
keep it

>>43778351
A gutter rat version of Rance would work

>>43778351
I still have no idea who Rance is. I just want to flirt with ALL the cute girls and make the masters tear out their hair in frustration.

>>43778351
Nah kinda annoying

>>43778351
Keep it

>>43778448
>"Relax Master, inner peace and all that, I'm not ATTACHED to any of them, except when they're attached to me, heyyooooo!"

>>43778351
Eh. Seems out of place, but everything these put of place so whatever.

>>43778482
>these put
Seems out*

Fucking autocorrect

While the idea of food doesn't sound all that bad, this is... actually the first time you've ever gotten to see the mysterious thing known as 'nature' since the planetwide city of Nar Shadda most certainly didn't have anything like this. The air is clear, almost sweet in comparison to what you grew up with, and all of the beautiful sights around you are quite enticing. Food is good, but the desire within you to explore is still all too prevelant to ignore. Of course, considering she seems to be rather eager to talk to you, it'd be sort of rude to simply ignore the girl outright. So the obvious thing to do is to make a bit of a compromise so you can get both things done at once.

Just as the girl is about to move to start walking towards the Academy, you whistle, catching her attention once more. Repeating her action from earlier you thumb behind you, raising a brow as well making you look as though you're rather curious, and a friendly grin showing that you aren't opposed to spending a bit of time togethr if she wanted to talk to you... she is kinda cute after all. Seemingly understanding what you were implying, the girl walks over to you, having a not so friendly, but more amused grin. Decent chance you could totally be getting yourself into a situation here but hey that's just gonna be part of being a Jedi isn't it?

"Hello there, new apprentice. It's nice to see that you were polite enough to invite me along for your little walk."

She says, looking rather interested.

The girl still hasn't introduced herself yet, but then again neither have you, but there's a chance she might have heard your name from the crowd during your match with the other apprentice.

>What do you say?

>"Nice to meet you. I'm Zev"
>"Name is Zev, what's your's?"
>Flirt
>"I was hoping you could show me around"
>"What did you want to speak to me about?"

>>43778351
id like some thing different it doesn't feel like starwars to me but that said i aint gonna bitch about it unless im asked about it

>>43778351

I only have the cliff notes version for who Rance is, but I don't really mind either way.

>>43778647
>>"Nice to meet you. I'm Zev"
>>"I was hoping you could show me around"

>>43778647
>"Name is Zev, what's your's?"

>>43778647
>"Name is Zev, what's your's?"
but say it in a flirty way.

>>43778647
>"Name is Zev, what's your's?"

>>43778647
>"Name is Zev, what's your's?"
>Flirt

And so it begins. The largest irritation the grand master has ever encountered.

>>43778647
>"Name is Zev, what's your's?"
>Flirt
>"I was hoping you could show me around"

>>43778647
> Howdy Cutie, Names Zev, what's might your name be?

You should've never had left the link in SAQ

>>43778647

>"Nice to meet you. I'm Zev"

>>43778647
>>"Name is Zev, what's your's?"

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>>43778789
I can adapt if necessary!

What could POSSIBLY go wrong

>>43778647
>"Name is Zev, what's your's?"
>Flirt
>"What did you want to speak to me about?"

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Cote Valled. EXTRA SPECIAL VERSION INITIATE.

>Flirt with her?

>Yes
>No

>>43778932
>Yes

>>43778932
>>No

>>43778932
>Yes
Although I still hope we end up with an alien girl.

>>43778932
>No

>>43778932
>Yes

>>43778932
>>Yes

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>43778932

>>43778932
nah girl

>>43778932
>Yes
I want you to flirt the fucking hair off her master's head.

>>43778932
>Yes
Is it cute? Is it female? If yes then engage flirting mode.

>>43778932
>>No

>>43778932
Yes

>>43778932
>>Yes
Why the hell not

>>43778932
>Yes

>>43778932
>>Yes

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>>43778932
CALLED AGAIN, COUNTING THEN WRITING

>My how quickly this has become Anime Jedi quest, and how much it already differs from SAQ

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>>43779083
never would I have expected this turn of events

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>>43779083
I wanna make it Jedi Party Quest

>>43779083
The only way it could be better is if it had more Bruce.

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>>43779130
party hard party hard party hard
WE WILL ALWAYS PARTY HARD

>>43779083
>SAQ has a joy-fuelled Sith
>JAQ has a lust-fuelled Jedi
Pottery!

>>43779083
Kawaii yoda sized Master when Senapi? xD

>>43779170
You, I like you. We're doing this now son.

>>43779170
Lust is a natural impulse. Feeling bad about these impulses would be having emotions.

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>>43779170
>>43779195
>>43779210

>>43779170
Fuck no. The joy thing was retarded too. Do you know anything about jedi?

>>43779262
There is no emotion about what we're doing, it's being at peace with ourselves in what we're doing.

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>>43779170
>joy-fuelled Sith
>lust-fuelled Jedi
oh~boy, this just gets more and more interesting.

>>43779262
Being lustful is a lot easier without emotion. Jedi make for perfect pick-up artists.

>>43779262
>The joy thing was retarded
You are retarded.

>>43779291
Man, being a jedi is easy, why does everyone else have problems with it?

>>43778954
>>43778970
>>43778989
>>43778993
>>43779021
>>43779033
>>43779047
>>43779074
>>43779078


"Name is Zev, brand new apprentice, dashing rouge, and by far the most interesting man you're going to meet on this planet." You say while taking a quick and theatrical bow. "Though my dear, I'm afraid I don't know what your name is just yet, would you give me the pleasure of knowing?" Your flirtaious grin coming to bear once more as you smile at her. This is a bit more 'over the top' than you normally are with women, most of the time it's a smoother cool guy sort of thing, but that doesn't mean you can't have a bit of fun talking with your new companion.

She's a bit smaller than you are, so the girl looks up at you for a few moments before her eye twitches and she starts to laugh, clutching at her sides. "O-Oh you are a treat compared to these people. I knew you'd be an interesting person, but to be bold, I love it!" It takes her a few moments of laughter to finally reign herself in, wiping a tear away from her eye when she's finally done. "My name is Renari. A pleasure, most certainly so." The name finally comes, though you notice that she didn't add on a last name, could be that she's like you and simply doesn't have one, most orphans don't after all.

Though it was fairly interestnig that she made that point about 'these people'... could she mean the rest of the Jedi? The way Renari interacted with the Grand Master earlier implied that she had been around the temple for a while, or at least had enough experience with her training saber to feel confident in taking you on after the beat down you gave Jerridan. Discord within the ranks of the Jedi? Maybe they aren't all killjoys like you heard about from those stories!

>"Ah the pleasure is all mine."
>"I was hoping you would show me around."
>"Not a fan of the Jedi?"
>"Did you want to talk about something?"
>FLIRT
>Write in

>>43779341
>"I was hoping you would show me around."
>"Did you want to talk about something?"

>>43779341
>>"Did you want to talk about something?"
fuck it
>FLIRT

>>43779341
>"Did you want to talk about something?"

>>43779341
>>"Not a fan of the Jedi?"
FUCKING YANDERE SITH SPY
CALLING IT NOW

>>43779341
>FLIRT
Ask if she us up for a cuddle in some corner! She is plump in all the right places after all!

>"I was hoping you would show me around."

>>43779341
>"I was hoping you would show me around."
>FLIRT

>>43779341
>>"Ah the pleasure is all mine."
>>"I was hoping you would show me around."

>>43779341
>Pleasure is all mine
>Not a fan of the jedi?
>FLIRTING AT MAX OVERDRIVE

>>43779320
better draw us bootyfull artwork for this too Chibis.

>>43779341
>"Not a fan of the Jedi?"
>"Did you want to talk about something?"

>>43779341
>"Ah the pleasure is all mine."
>"Did you want to talk about something?"

Flirting with Grand Master girl when?

>>43779505
Soon (TM)

WRITING

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"Ah but the pleasure is all mine, my dear, I've got to say, here I was curious if there was going to be any Jedi that I could have some fun with... it's a very welcome surprised I've managed to find such a woman so quickly, for a little while on the transport I was worrid I'd get stuck with just a few old masters. Not someone so firey"

You turn the flirt game up a few notches, appealing to the girl's ego, or at least you hope she's still finding this amusing, else things might get awkward. Awkward situations are your specialty though, no better way to pick a pocket than to find a target that's obviously uncomfortable and not paying attention, not really applicable in this sort of situation, but hey the basics should still apply no matter what.

"Oh Zev, I believe that you'll find I'm most certainly not like the Jedi here, and it would seem that you aren't either. That makes the two of us quite unique doesn't it? All the more reason we should speak about things, wouldn't you agree?"

Renari says, sounding almost playful, catty in how she's speaking.

"So you did want to speak with little old me, now what sort of grand 'Knight' would I be if I denied a lady such a request. Maybe... you could show me around the temple grounds? The areas I should know if I'm going to be training here for a while?"

You ask her back, recieving a nod and a grin in return.

"Prepared to be disappointed, unless your idea of interesting sights are meditation chambers and libraries. Not to say knowledge isn't important, but I'm much more of a hands on type of girl. How about you?"

>"I like working with my hands"
>"The mind is an important tool, shoudn't be wasted"

>"You don't seem like a normal Jedi"
>"Why are you taking such an interest in me?"
>"What was it you wanted to speak about?"
>Write in

>>43779393
I would say

>implying MC wouldn't seduce her and then kill her when she's vulnerable

But everyone knows /tg/ lacks the fortitude and bone structure to take care of business.

>>43779980
>"The mind is an important tool, shoudn't be wasted"

>>43779980
>"I like working with my hands"
Blasters, credits, women are all things you need your hands to work with.

>>43779980
>your speciality*

>>43779980
>>"The mind is an important tool, shoudn't be wasted"
>>"Why are you taking such an interest in me?"

>>43779980
>"What was it you wanted to speak about?"
Enough flirting, we need to advance the story!

>>43779980
>>"You don't seem like a normal Jedi"
Are you perhaps a 4-letter word that starts with S?

>>43779980
>"I like working with my hands"
>"Quite good with the tounge too"

>"What was it you wanted to speak about?"

>>43779980

>"The mind is an important tool, shoudn't be wasted"

>>43779980
Combine the first two
>I work with my hands often enough, But my Mind is where I reach higher levels of... abilities.

>Might I ask what makes such a lovely so special around here, and not a normal jedi? Besides that lovely voices of yours.

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>>43779980
BECAUSE IM DUMB

PICK TWO CHOICES HERE

ONE OF THE FIRST TWO OR WHATEVER

THEN THE OTHER STUFF

>>43780067
Sister is a 6 letter word

>>43780067
Sith or Slut

We may never know.

>>43779980
>>"I like working with my hands"
Of course we say this, but we keep it a secret that we mean
>"The mind is an important tool, shoudn't be wasted"

Let them think we're a total jackass. Best strategy.

>"What was it you wanted to speak about?"

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>>43780101

>>43780107
Por que no lo dos?.gif

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>>43780106
You say that as though Sister and Slut are mutually exclusive

Not that I'm implying either of those

>>43780158
sauce pls. I wants to taste it.

>>43780101
>I PICK A COMBO OF THE TWO
If that isn't okay Boss, Just do the working with your hand.

>You don't seem like a normal jedi.

[spoilers]Mando jedi when?[/spoilers]

>>43780174
Artist is Nightmare-Doom

After giving sauce for porn, I now begin to write our next post!

>>43780220
Hey guy, eventually, when we train hard enough in lightsabery and the forces, could we do force slashes like Enker's attack in Megaman 10?

>>43780360
I'll probably allow something like that, but you aren't going to be sending out something that has the strength of a lightsaber, you'll have to actually throw the thing to get that

>>43780404
Okay, but you know how lightsabers can both absorb electricity and deflect blaster shots? What if it did both those things at once for a projectile attack?

>>43780428
I don't really want to be Starkiller, but hey, that's just my opinion.

>>43780428
Souns silly OP

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>>43780428

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>>43779426

"I enjoy working with my hands quite a bit, but the mind is still an important tool, it shouldn't be wasted. Can't tell you how many times this thing got me out of a bad situation after I ticked off a gang leader... or three." Giving your noggin a few taps to make the point "Reading has never really been my forte, but learning new stuff is always good, a well rounded person is a strong one. Hyper focus on one thing too much and you leave yourself open to a big weakness."

Renari looks rather pleased with your little speal there, giving you an approving nod.

"Completely true, but the Jedi seem to want to focus far too much on the studying, rather than training in combat. Not to discount your own ability, but even an apprentice with several weeks of training shouldn't be beaten by a newcomer with no skill using a lightsaber, let alone proper teaching for how to use The Force."

The redhead says at the two of you continue walking along the Academy grounds, going further off to the side away from the main building, more towards the peaceful looking lake across the path.

She's correct too of course, at least in assumin you've never held a lightsaber, a vibroknife sure, but never something like the weapon you've got in your pocket... even if it is just a training version of the weapon.

>CONT

>>43780701
"You really aren't like any of the Jedi I've heard about y'know, let alone the ones I've met, they all seem to be real sticks in the mud. Lady I was with during the shuttle ride over didn't care for jokes in the slightest. So I guess for being so entertaining, we can certainly talk about whatever it is you wanted to."

You say with a grin while putting your hands in your pockets. Those robes she's wearing don't look particularly comfortable to your normal clothes that you're still wearing, too... formal, really. The things might look out of place on you, especially with the way you act at times.

"I'm not am I? Rather appropriate, since I'm not one of the Jedi. My father was Sith, Darth Sidor, and that makes it so I'm Sith as well, even if I've never been trained in their ways."

The girl crosses her arms and looks down at the ground, growing silent for a few moments.

"They boarded my father's ship, murdered him, and took me away with them. They said I had "A potential to do great things." as I kept crying to go home... So no, Zev, I am most certainly not one of the Jedi. I don't know what your past is, but with what I feel in you... You aren't a Jedi either, and that's what I wanted to talk to you about."

>"I'm... sorry for your loss"
>"Why did the Jedi take you?"
>"The Jedi don't murder do they?"
>"What do you feel in me?"
>"How exactly does this all pertain to me?"
>Write in

>>43780718
>"The Jedi don't murder do they?"

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>>43780718
>My father was Sith, Darth Sidor, and that makes it so I'm Sith as well, even if I've never been trained in their ways
/tg/ KNEW
WE KNEW
HOLY SHIT

>>43780718
>What do you feel in me?
>How exactly does this all pertain to me

Well Fucking Anon called it, Shes a god damn sith. hand holding when Eail?

>>43780718
>"Ofcourse I am not a Jedi, that's why I am here aren't I? Not that it matters really. Plenty of cute girls here and less people trying to poke holes in me. Plus that woman doing the introduction thing was something alright. Maybe have to visit her soon."

>>43780718
>Jedi don't murder do they?
>What do you feel in me?
Time to get serious mang

>>43780772
>>43780776

I mean, I didn't really try to hide it?

She's not REALLY Sith either, mind you, she just thinks that she is. Renari would be EATEN ALIVE by Xanth

>>43780718
>>"How exactly does this all pertain to me?"

Wah, your father died. Big fuckin' whoop. Welcome to the streets niggaaaaaaaaa!!!

>>43780718
>"I'm... sorry for your loss"

>"What do you feel in me?"

>>43780806
Don't you fucking lie to me. If she thinks she is sith, She is sith without the training. Is this when we hold hands, and tell her the light side has love?

>>43780718
>"I'm not am I? Rather appropriate, since I'm not one of the Jedi. My father was Sith, Darth Sidor, and that makes it so I'm Sith as well, even if I've never been trained in their ways."
Bloody hell the ironic parallels between SAQ's Nivah and JAQ's Renari. I knew the parallel and contrast was apparent, but not that deep.
>inb4 yandere

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>>43780831
She knows more about the Light Side than Zev does.

Reminder, this is your FIRST DAY here.

>>43780859
>inb4 yandere
That'd be a real stick in our wheels, if we go the Rance route.

Did 4chan just shit the bed for anyone else for a few minutes?

Writing now

>>43780861
;-; bully bully

Of all the things this girl could have told you, this is without a doubt one of the least likely things she could have possibly brought up, and unless her mother is actually a Rancor, it's gonna be pretty hard to actually surprise you again with the sort of bombshell that she just droped. Sure Renari didn't exactly act like a Jedi as you were lead to believe they were supposed to be like, but to hear that she was actually the daghter of a Sith... the Darths are the really strong ones too if your memory serves you. It's entirely possible this girl could the most dangerous person in the Academy, especially if she doesn't identify as a Jedi.

Yet, she does seem interested in speaking with you, possibly even seems to like you a bit with the limited amount of interaction you've had so far.

"Jedi don't murder though, right? That sorta goes against the whole thing the Grand Master was talking about, they're supposed to be defenders of the peace and order aren't they?"

You ask.

"They murdered my Father, he was on his way to attend a session of peace talks when we were attacked! The Jedi killed him... stole me away..."

She snaps back.

"What exactly do you sense in me?"

You ask her.

You know a few tricks with the force, like hearing things better than normal people can, but actually sensing things in the way that she's talking about, that's somethig you sort of struggle with. Only with a bit of actual concentration can you even feel anything, let alone make it precise enough to do what she might be describing.

"Power, potential, a darkness within you. You've had to do things you aren't proud of to survive haven't you Zev? Hurt people, even kill before, right?"

The girl asks, finally looking up from the ground, part of her hair covering one of her eyes, letting her glance at you the other.

>"I'm not ashamed of what I had to do to survive"
>"What's in the past is in the past."
>"I never WANTED to hurt people..."
>"I only did what I had to."
>write in

>>43781281
>>"I'm not ashamed of what I had to do to survive"

THE STREEEEEEETS!!!

>>43781281
"What happens in Nar Shaddar, stays in Nar Shaddar."

>>43781281
>"I didn't ask for this..."

>>43781281
>"I never WANTED to hurt people..."
>"I only did what I had to."

>>43781315
A completely viable answer!

>>43781281
>"I never WANTED to hurt people..."
>"I only did what I had to."

>>43781281
>I'm not ashamed of what I had to do to survive
>I only did what I had to...and maybe some more.

>>43781365
>>43781348
>Oh, look! The Pussy Brigade!

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>>43781315

>>43781315
Woop

>>43781281
>"Hah, yup! And I would do it again."

>>43781281
>"Hey! If you are referring to that incident with the train and the explosion than that was totally not my fault. They started it!"

>>43781314
>>43781281
supporatn

>>43781281
>"Oh, totally."

>>43781281
>"I'm not ashamed of what I had to do to survive"

>>43781281
>Not ashamed of what I did to survive

>>43781281
>>"I never WANTED to hurt people..."
>>"I only did what I had to."

>>43781281
>>43781314
Supporting!

>>43781281
>"I never WANTED to hurt people..."
>"I only did what I had to."

>>43781281
>>"I'm not ashamed of what I had to do to survive"

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>>43781315
>>43781356

>>43781281
>"I only did what I had to."

>>43781281
>I'm not ashamed of what I had to do to survive
We want her to LIKE us, idiots

>>43781281
>"Yeah, I'm pretty good at it."

Vote called, writing again.

I'm now contractually obligated to allow you to CYBERNETICS the fuck out of yourself at some point, go full Jensen

>>43781532
Liking someone's company is having emotions

>>43781539

Worked for Vader, didn't it?

I mean, he had horrible burns and injuries and needed a lot of that to live, but still. Wouldn't hurt to have a jetpack or something.

>>43781532
What? Why the fuck would we want some pleb-tier bitch like her as a friend?

One should be at peace with what they've done. We survived, that's not something to be ashamed of. Don't pick things so you can get your imaginary dick imaginarily sucked by some imaginary cunt who in reality doesn't even like you, bruv.

>>43781532
Wanting to be popular even when it goes against our nature is an unhealthy desire, anon.

>>43781539
Xanth vs Zev, one had cybernetics forced on him, the other chose them.

WHO

IS

DEADLIEST

>>43781623
Jetstream Sam already answered this when he fought Bladewolf

>>43781589
You seem booty-bothered
I was saying that any other option would be dumb. Sorry for doing this whole "role-playing" thing.

>>43781613
Nigger we're currently deciding our nature. The precedent of who we are has yet to be set, so it can't really be said that we're going against our nature

>>43781636
We don't give a shit what other people think of us, it's called being at peace.

>>43781636
>tfw he was suggesting that you should have done it for roleplay not waifushit

It's like you can't read!

>>43781539
I want to say we should get bionic arms, but the cybernetics in star wars are shit. Not worth choosing to cut off a perfectly good limb for.

>>43781681
Not to mention they interfere with the force IIRC.

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>>43781681
But Six Arms

>>43781589

ayy lmao

>>43781635
The Only Thing I Know For Real is Joy/lust

So Unless I miscounted, Zev isn't ashamed of what he did, because he only did what he had to

He never asked for this

The man in the mirror nods his head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvYMDONxDc4

>>43781667
>Zev has outright flirted with this person twice within 5 minutes of meeting her and thought about how different/cool she is compared to stick-in-the-mud jedi
>he doesn't want her to like him
Pick one.

>>43781908
She's asking what we have to say for ourselves. Should we not be honest?

>>43781908
>wanting someone to like you
>wanting to get laid

You know, you don't actually need one for the other.

Most of the time people flirt really hard not so they can have someone like them, but because they want to get in their pants, the state of like or dislike is irrelevant in that regard, even if realistically you need one for the other.

Just saying.

>>43781807
What happens in Nar Shaddar stays in Nar Shaddar nigglet

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"I'm not ashamed of what I've done, I only did what I had to in order to survive. Nar Shadda isn't the type of place where you can think about every action you're going to take, sometimes you just have to trust your instinct and do what feels right at the moment. I've hurt people, stolen, and done worse, but it's only because I never had a choice."

You get a little... empassioned about his, likely more than you should considering you really aren't defending yourself against Renari, but the way your words are flowing, it's hard to not sound like you aren't trying to. Growing silent for a few moments, your eyes drift off the girl down to the side.

"I didn't ask for this. I never asked for any of this."

The words come rolling off your tongue.

"No one ever does, yet you survived and thrived until you were given a chance to escape from Nar Shadda. From a planet that couldn't have cared if you dropped dead to an order of Monks that are going to try to supress your emotions, make you another drone in the hive."

Renari mutters, clenching her fists as she spits off to the side.

It seems the two of you finally reached the spot that she wanted to get to. The lake just in front of you when she finally stops walking and turns to face you.

"I wasn't lying earlier when I said I wanted to fight you Zev. You're new, unexperienced, but there's something very strong inside you, I want to test that first hand. Spar with me."

>"If you insist."
>"Don't be surprised when I kick your ass!"
>"Go easy on me?"
>"I'll pass, maybe after some food?"
>Write in

>>43782004
What >>43781979 said

>>43782004
>"If you insist."

>>43782004
>"Don't be surprised when I kick your ass!"

Sithes get stitches.

>>43781979

Also this.

>>43782004
>"I didn't ask for this. I never asked for any of this."
Wow, can you count? My >>43781315 only got memes in response, not support. Learn how to take votes properly.

>>43782004
"Wait, spar with you or spaaar with you? Cause one is more fun than the other."

>>43782004
>"Don't be surprised when I kick your ass!"

>>43782004
"What do I get when I win?

>>43782004
>"I'll pass, maybe after some food?"

>>43782004
When did Zev become a total bitch? NEAT!

>"Don't be surprised when I kick your ass!"

>>43782004
>>"Go easy on me?"

>>43781539
>I'm now contractually obligated to allow you to CYBERNETICS the fuck out of yourself at some point, go full Jensen
You're not obligated to do shit, you're forcing that on us because you really liked a reference one person voted in.

>>43782004
>"If you insist."

Please tell me that Zev is going to picture her fighting us naked, in a way to break her concetration.

>>43782004
>If you insist
>Go easy on me.

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>>43782094
>Allow you

>That means I'm forcing you

Nigga you what

>>43782094

Are you unfamiliar with the concept of hyperbole?

Power down those autism thrusters, anon.

No I'm not actually implying you have engines on your body. Seemed prudent to remind you of this.

>>43782004
>"If you insist."
This way no matter if she kicks our ass or we kick her ass, we don't look like a cocky retard or a gloating bastard

>>43782127
You're forcing our compliance of non-compliance with mechanical body-parts as a replacement of organic body-parts as a thing

>>43782004
If you insist

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>>43782188

>>43782188
wat

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>>43782188

>>43782188
..How much did you have to drink today Anon?

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>>43782188

>>43782255
tihss manui

mayn arm alseoep

>>43782277
Brine plz

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>>43782188

Right so... yeah, Writing now

>If you insist

Wins it btw

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>>43782188

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>>43782188

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>>43782307

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>>43782250
Eail, is a Bong Saber a violation of the Jedi Tenants?
How much trouble would we be in, if we made one and someone found out?

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>>43782392
>Bong Saber

Zev is going to be the BEST Jedi

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>>43782392

jedi party
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSCm8yAxBr8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI8aSJBC9u0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itkl7cHcX_E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lu9dUG3_KNA

>>43782450
>you can't beat a breathalyzer with gum, you've been drinking all night!

Maximum keks

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"If you insist, I'll try not to leave any bruises that look too bad if you do the same. We're both far too pretty to actually get bruised, marks on this face means I lose one of my best weapons."

You're gonna fight a girl that no doubt has years of experience on you, while you only have one fight under your belt against a teenager that was several years your junior. However, what you have that Renari doesn't is years of being on the streets of Nar Shadda. You're a slippery son of a bitch and know how to fight dirty when you have to. A blaster is something you're more familiar with, but... you can probably pull out a few tricks if you really need to.

"Oh but of course, we're the best of friends now after all. I wouldn't want to leave you looking too dishevled. The poor Masters must already think the worst of the two of us, wouldn't want to give them any more reasons to think so, would we?"

Ooooh this girl can play the game too, that's nice, this is going to be fun!

The two of you take several steps across from each other, both pulling the training sabers that you've got free from a pocket in your case, or the belt, in Renari's case.

Two beams of blue light come forth from the metal handles, both weapons completely identical aside from the people that are using them.

"I'll be a generous partner, you get the first move. I want to see how you'll approach me."

Renari says as she holds her blade at the ready, several paces across from you.

>Charge!
>Stay back, defend
>Use The Force (How? I'll say if it's allowed)
>Try a trick (What?)
>Write in

>>43782539
>Use The Force (How? I'll say if it's allowed)
pull down pants, see what color her panties are.

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>>43782601
I love you Chibs

I'll allow it!

>>43782539
>Try a trick (What?)
Appoach without a fighting stance, see how she reacts, and then use the force to trip her up when she makes a move.

>>43782601
>>43782620
Fuck it, feel free to interpret my "trip her up" here as Chibs suggested >>43782626

>>43782539
this and
>>43782626
>>43782601

>>43782601
This is a Christian Star Trek anime crossover self-insert fanfic thank you very much

>>43782539
>Try a trick (What?)

Feint a drastic, overhand strike. Then throw pocket sand at her and sweep the leg.

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>>43782539
>>43782601
Do it.

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>>43782601

>>43782539
>>43782601
Sure, why not.

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>>43782669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQRW0RM4V0k

I don't even know what to make the dc for to accomplish this action

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>>43782601
I love you chibs.

>>43782750
What DC? This is clearly an ability too surpass it all.

>>43782776
I don't doubt that it is, but I'll still give you a reasonable DC for this.

ROLL ME 3d10 PLEASE

BEST OF FOUR

DC OF 6

>>43782750

You could argue high DC for making a rather finesse-heavy move with the Force.

You could also argue low DC because not even the daughter of a Sith would see that one coming.

Rolled 9, 1, 6 = 16 (3d10)

>>43782820
shazam

Rolled 5, 6, 6 = 17 (3d10)

>>43782820
Rollan

Rolled 5, 7, 2 = 14 (3d10)

>>43782820

Rolled 2, 10, 4 = 16 (3d10)

>>43782820

>>43782820
BIG BOOTYFULL CHIBIS

Rolled 10, 4, 8 = 22 (3d10)

>>43782820
I see striped pink!

Rolled 10, 3, 7 = 20 (3d10)

>>43782858

>>43782847

Rolling in your own quest. For shame, man!

>>43782847
why are you rolling Eail? You supposed to be QMing not rollan da dice for us anons!

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>>43782844
>>43782846
>>43782847
>>43782857
AND IT'S GOOD!

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>>43782846
>Almost a SATAN Crit

My god

[s]Would you like to burn a force point to crit?[/s]

>Y
>N

YOU HAVE THREE

>>43782879
>>43782884
I wanted my QM magic to crit, it failed me, I am ashamed

>>43782900
>N

>>43782900
>Y
HELL YEAH

>>43782900

>Y

If tactical flirting is not a worthy use of force points then I don't know what is.

>>43782900
>N

>>43782900
>N
Also plz quit rollan

>>43782948
Can do. Got a bit... eager on this one

>>43782900
>N
We need to save these for life or death situations.

>>43782929
>>43782944
Why wouldn't we want to crit this one?

>>43782900
Y
When do they regen? Do they at all? Sorry, never followed SAQ

>>43782900

>Y

>>43782979

How can one man be this un-fun?

>>43782900
>Y

>>43782979
>We need to save these for life or death situations.
We're in training. We probably won't see life or death situations for quite a time, unless we do something real stupid.

>>43782900
>Y
for maximum fluster

>>43782997
Would a crit-fail be giving her the mother of all wedgies or taking the panties off, too?

>>43782983
http://pastebin.com/7h9YUUPM

I have a pastebin of rules! Several of them!

Also calling the vote and counting

>>43782979
>implying this isn't life or death

>>43782982
What would critting do?

Well, now I'm curious.
>>43782900
>>43782948
Changing to
>Y

>>43783028
>What would critting do?
It would take a good result and possibly make it AMAZING

>>43782982
it's not like it's a choice between success and fail, we succeed either way

>>43783013

It has to be a king wedgie. Just has to.

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FORCE POINT BURNT

WHO WANTS TO SEE SOME FUCKING PANTIES

>>43782847
Wow cunt. Are you voting too?

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>>43783078
This went so downhill, so fast.
I love it

This 'flirting' is the cringiest stuff I've ever read, no wonder you couldn't keep your gf

>>43783078

Not me, panties are for NEEERRRDDDDSSSS

Show me a thong!

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>>43783110
I know right, it's great

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>>43783078

>>43783078
Awesome, I didn't miss much, being a Jedi blows anyway, can't we just join the Grey Order?

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>>43783078
God dammit i turn away for a phew minutes.

>>43783125
You've obviously never talked to a girl if you think this is cringy.

This is terrible.

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>>43783147
Bruh I'll let you go hang out with Xanth if you want to. I just write shit, you guys decide what to do.

This aint my SAQ, I'm having fun with this one

>>43783179
I heard Xanth is kind of a dick, I just want to be one of the morally grey Jedi.

We seem to be on that path anyway.

>>43783179
I'm sort of joking with that but I'm also entirely serious.

You don't want to be a Jedi?

Fuck it, let's ditch Tython and go to space hooters and do some cool shit.

I fly by the seat of my pants for now

>>43783179

Xanth at least seemed content to play the game.

We're going to get kicked out of the academy before the tenth thread at this pace. Which is completely alright with me, but I'm just saying. So far Zev is making Xanth look like a peach.

>>43783226
I do like me so space hooters....

Why don't we get training first and then just ditch the order?

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>>43783217
But he's a sexy dick

>>43783262
Get outta here Brine, You had stuff to do.

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>>43783262
>don't use spoilers to hide NSFW content

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Well, you're not entirely certain how you're going to beat Renari, the girl has more experience than you do, she's most certainly more skilled, and likely going to completely and utterly kick your ass unless you play dirty and play smart. That's right up your alley though, the way things have gone so far in your life things have rarely ever been actually 'fair', it's always been a situation where you need to fight tooth and nail to do whatever you can to come out on top of a scrap.

So why not apply some of the tactics you've learned over the years, and use them on your new SithyJedi friend, who just so happens to be a pretty redheaded girl with evident Daddy issues... and is pretty cute. No way any of this could go badly.

Slowly moving towards Renari as though you're going to thrust at her with your weapon, your left hand is suddenly put forth instead, the girl already shielding herself, expecting a force push from you and trying to get dug in before it happens.

Instead of doing that though, you decide on something far more fun.

Dropping your hand down, with a few little 'clinks' from the buttons coming undone, the bottom half of the girl's outfit drops to the floor, exposing her pale legs and... cute blue stripped panties?

You blink at that one, having expected something slightly less adorable out of the SithyJedi, and something that was more... generic looking.

"Y-You... You pervert!" Renari yells, her hands coming down to cover her panties. She's blushing quite hard and her breathing is off in a way that you don't think is normal for someone that's just embarassed. "Hnng~" She slowly lets out.

What

>"What"
>"Wot"
>ATTACK!
>"Err... sorry?"
>Let her pull her pants up
>Write in

I'm a bad man yo, a real bad man

>>43783374
>>"Err... sorry?"
>Let her pull her pants up

>>43783374
>Wot
>WHAT?
>TACKLE/ATTACK HER
Pin her with our superior body and disarm her. This way we've won and shown our domance.

>>43783374
>ATTACK!

I'm in it to win it.

>>43783374
>>"What"
>>"Wot"

Wat?

Now

>ATTACK!

Go for the grapple, physically we are larger and stronger, bind up her arms and get her in a choke-hold.

Easy win.

>>43783374
>>Write in
I knew you were going to say that. And now you will problably say no JEdi would ever do such a thing!!

>ATTACK!

>>43783417
>>43783374
supportan salt.
Also, called it on the striped panties, but not the color of the stripes.
Also, Striped panties have an effect of making your ass look bigger due to the inherent optical illusions stripes have.

>>43783374
>Gently place practice lightsaber in between her legs
>make eye contact
>grin
>"Yield?"

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>>43783474
Stripped panties are the work of gods.

>>43783374
>ATTACK!

Must. Win. Fight.

>>43783374
Attack. No mercy.

>>43783374
>"Admit it. You enjoy this."
We need an exhibitionist waifu

>>43783542
We don't need shit.

But what do we want is the question you should be asking.

God we're going to be the worst jedi ever...

And it will be worth it.

>>43783374
>ATTACK!

While commenting on her taste in panties and about that last thing she said.

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I just want to say I love all of you guys

I really do

>>43783474
;; Somebody is supporting me? I'm too drunk for this, Fucking happy over that.

>>43783609
This is all for you BB. Brine got us evil and we carried it over.

>>43783609
No homo

>>43783499
That they are and that doujin makes my dick fucking ROCK HARD every time.

ON THAT NOTE, WRITING

>>43783609
I love you to bb

>>43783609
I love you too bb
yes homo

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Okay like straight up.

I love what is happening right now, this is great.

How long is it going to be until we get kicked out of the Academy and go hang with Xanth?

Or maybe Nivah?

>>43783730
What? We're a very good jedi who trusts his instincts and acts on them without reserve.

>>43783730
>Nivah is chasing us and trying to kill us because we flipped her skirt at a diplomatic outing we just happened to be on planet for

Well. Shit.

>>43783374

Push her in the lake, short out the lightsaber

>>43783730
>Or maybe Nivah?

Yeah, the Sphere of Imperial Diplomacy is going to have TONS of use for a loudmouthed, lusty ex-Jedi.

Also you just know we'd try this kind of stunt with her and wind up on the business end of Xanth's dual-sabers. Nivah shlicks it feverishly in the background as her husbando lynches Zev with his own guts

>>43783730

AT this pace, we are probably gonna become a mercenary with force training.