/tg/ - Traditional Games

>>43902969

Wait, we're living in a cave and dressed in loincloths, but we've invented playing cards?

Can anyone say...

V E G A S
E
G
A
S

Let's make this cave a tourist attraction! Sin and debauchery! Mob money! We'll be able to buy all the fertile elf slaves we can handle, wagh!

Anonymous
11/29/15(Sun)23:36:14 No.43903118

Anonymous 11/29/15(Sun)23:36:14 No.43903118

>>43902969

Wonder why the other orks get shootas and choppas and rokkits and stuff, and I have to live in a smelly cave with a loincloth like I was an orc or something.

Then wait for a ship to arrive to take me somewhere to fight things.

Anonymous
11/29/15(Sun)23:38:08 No.43903143

Anonymous 11/29/15(Sun)23:38:08 No.43903143

>>43903027
On second thought, pray to the better god, Mork.

Anonymous
11/29/15(Sun)23:38:18 No.43903145

Anonymous 11/29/15(Sun)23:38:18 No.43903145

>>43902969
Find a squig to eat.

Anonymous
11/29/15(Sun)23:40:34 No.43903189

Anonymous 11/29/15(Sun)23:40:34 No.43903189

Why do orks wear earrings? This seem too cosmetic for them to care

Anonymous
11/29/15(Sun)23:44:22 No.43903262

Anonymous 11/29/15(Sun)23:44:22 No.43903262

>>43902969
juggle the skulls.

!!oBbl71QoFCS
11/29/15(Sun)23:44:28 No.43903264

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>>43902987
>>43903000

Anonymous
11/29/15(Sun)23:46:11 No.43903295

Anonymous 11/29/15(Sun)23:46:11 No.43903295

>>43903264
>hit on
>he literally hits them on the head
i feel like a 5 year old but i chuckled

Anonymous
11/29/15(Sun)23:46:37 No.43903308

Anonymous 11/29/15(Sun)23:46:37 No.43903308

>>43903264

This art is 12/10 I love it.

>Tell that ork that Dobby-looking motherfucker was talking shit

Anonymous
11/29/15(Sun)23:47:11 No.43903318

Anonymous 11/29/15(Sun)23:47:11 No.43903318

>>43903308
second

Anonymous
11/29/15(Sun)23:47:41 No.43903328

Anonymous 11/29/15(Sun)23:47:41 No.43903328

>>43903095
I second this, we make the worlds first orc run casino.
>>43902993
THE ELVES WILL COME TO US.

Anonymous
11/29/15(Sun)23:48:46 No.43903349

Anonymous 11/29/15(Sun)23:48:46 No.43903349

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>>43903264
Get fresh air because it probably smells like heresy in this shit-filled cave

Anonymous
11/29/15(Sun)23:49:29 No.43903360

Anonymous 11/29/15(Sun)23:49:29 No.43903360

>>43903264

Now equip one of the skulls in the corner as a codpiece. Equip the rib cage as a douchey armband.

Anonymous
11/29/15(Sun)23:49:54 No.43903364

Anonymous 11/29/15(Sun)23:49:54 No.43903364

>>43903349
That son bitch's bicep is as wide as her head.

Anonymous
11/29/15(Sun)23:50:40 No.43903378

Anonymous 11/29/15(Sun)23:50:40 No.43903378

>>43903264
is that a goblin or an anorexic ork?

Anonymous
11/29/15(Sun)23:52:00 No.43903403

Anonymous 11/29/15(Sun)23:52:00 No.43903403

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>>43903364
Mongolian Wrestlers
Pretty much the collest thing to come out of that country since Genghis

Anonymous
11/29/15(Sun)23:53:01 No.43903417

Anonymous 11/29/15(Sun)23:53:01 No.43903417

>>43903403
*coolest

Anonymous
11/29/15(Sun)23:56:34 No.43903466

Anonymous 11/29/15(Sun)23:56:34 No.43903466

>>43903264
Mission accomplished! Now study for you math exam. Numbers are important.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:00:05 No.43903528

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:00:05 No.43903528

>>43903360
i second this

!!oBbl71QoFCS
11/30/15(Mon)00:00:38 No.43903541

!!oBbl71QoFCS 11/30/15(Mon)00:00:38 No.43903541

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>>43903308
>>43903318

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:01:37 No.43903559

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:01:37 No.43903559

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>>43903541

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:01:48 No.43903563

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:01:48 No.43903563

>>43903541
Now steal the Cards and run out of the cave

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:02:17 No.43903568

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:02:17 No.43903568

>>43903541
i again vote for
>>43903360

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:02:59 No.43903581

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:02:59 No.43903581

>>43903541
one kill in the third picture? come on we gotta get more deaths in true ork fashion.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:03:24 No.43903589

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:03:24 No.43903589

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>>43903541

Without question.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:04:24 No.43903601

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:04:24 No.43903601

>>43903360
Third vote!

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:05:17 No.43903614

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:05:17 No.43903614

>>43903563
Get those damn cards.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:05:19 No.43903615

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:05:19 No.43903615

>>43903541

Take the cards, leave the cave, and start chucking them at whatever animals you can find.

!!oBbl71QoFCS
11/30/15(Mon)00:07:30 No.43903650

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>>43903360
>>43903601
>>43903568
>>43903528

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:08:02 No.43903665

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:08:02 No.43903665

>>43903360
Best choice by far

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:08:27 No.43903673

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:08:27 No.43903673

>>43903650
now we're ready to literally skull fuck someone

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:08:39 No.43903679

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:08:39 No.43903679

>>43903650

Wondrous.

Now toss cards at animals.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:08:40 No.43903680

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:08:40 No.43903680

>>43903650
excelent

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:09:28 No.43903693

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:09:28 No.43903693

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>>43903673
Looks like we already have a boner!

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:09:40 No.43903696

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:09:40 No.43903696

Use the corpse as a club. Weapons are always good

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:09:44 No.43903698

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:09:44 No.43903698

>>43903650
find ork babe

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:11:00 No.43903714

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:11:00 No.43903714

>>43903650
Try to convince the other orcs that, now that you have a skull codpiece, you should be their king.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:11:13 No.43903721

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:11:13 No.43903721

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>>43903693

Who let Carlos out of the shame cube.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:12:43 No.43903739

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:12:43 No.43903739

>>43903650
Become Chief through overwhilming fashion sense

!!oBbl71QoFCS
11/30/15(Mon)00:12:50 No.43903742

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>>43903563
>>43903614
cards get!

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:14:16 No.43903773

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:14:16 No.43903773

>>43903742
Get out. Show Cards to fellow Outside Orcs
Then Pose as Chief as said in >>43903739

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:14:28 No.43903775

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:14:28 No.43903775

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>>43903714

Seconded

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:15:03 No.43903783

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:15:03 No.43903783

>>43903742

Sneaky orc is best orc!

Now leave the cave, and hunt down a ferocious beast. Kill it with the power of dance.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:15:24 No.43903794

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:15:24 No.43903794

>>43903714
Thurdeded

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:15:32 No.43903797

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:15:32 No.43903797

Challenge any opposition to your new rule to a duel.
Stakes: shadow realm

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:16:17 No.43903811

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:16:17 No.43903811

>>43903742
Trade others cards for club. Take cards with new club and leave the cave.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:16:31 No.43903817

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:16:31 No.43903817

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>>43903797

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:16:57 No.43903828

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:16:57 No.43903828

I support any variation of becoming the leader.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:17:02 No.43903829

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:17:02 No.43903829

>>43903739
this

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:17:06 No.43903830

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:17:06 No.43903830

>>43903714
>>43903742
It's time to convince the other Orks that we'z Da Biggest an' Da Baddest by flash dancing our enemies away

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:18:04 No.43903847

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:18:04 No.43903847

>>43903828
pretty much

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:18:10 No.43903848

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:18:10 No.43903848

Do we have a name yet?

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:19:02 No.43903858

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:19:02 No.43903858

>>43903848
I vote for D'ork

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:19:55 No.43903872

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:19:55 No.43903872

>>43903848
orks dont need names, they just need fists and food and all is well.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:20:06 No.43903876

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:20:06 No.43903876

>>43903848
>>43903858
D'ork Skullfucker

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:21:16 No.43903898

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:21:16 No.43903898

>>43903858
Who let Kevin out?

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:21:17 No.43903899

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:21:17 No.43903899

>>43903872

And slaves.

Delicious elf slaves.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:22:30 No.43903912

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:22:30 No.43903912

>>43903899
did I not say food?

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:22:51 No.43903921

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:22:51 No.43903921

>>43903876
Seconded

Although I will also support "D'ork Skullcrotch"

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:22:53 No.43903923

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:22:53 No.43903923

>>43903912
indeed you did anon indeed you did

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:24:16 No.43903945

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:24:16 No.43903945

I like skull crusher, but I also like

Dick crusher of Skullz

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:25:13 No.43903958

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:25:13 No.43903958

>>43903921
>>43903945

Supreme Ruler D'ork Skullcrotch, Crusher of Skulls

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:26:32 No.43903977

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:26:32 No.43903977

>>43903958
i like it

!!oBbl71QoFCS
11/30/15(Mon)00:26:39 No.43903982

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>>43903714

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:27:06 No.43903991

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:27:06 No.43903991

>>43903958
Supreme Ruler D'ork Skullcrotch, Fucker of Skulls

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:28:48 No.43904024

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:28:48 No.43904024

>>43903991
Supreme bonecrusher d'ork skullcrotch, fucker of skulls

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:29:29 No.43904031

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:29:29 No.43904031

>>43903982

Well. We king now.

Rally the troops and raid the neighbors!

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:29:39 No.43904033

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:29:39 No.43904033

>>43903982
I guess it worked. Now make a club out of Dobby for your Ruler orcs!

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:29:40 No.43904034

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:29:40 No.43904034

>>43903982
the other orks beat you up take your codpiece and throw you out of the cave and down the cliff for stealing their cards.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:30:14 No.43904044

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:30:14 No.43904044

ARCHIVE THIS THREAD ON 1D4CHAN AS IT CONTINUES!

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:30:52 No.43904054

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:30:52 No.43904054

>>43904031
no not yet before we raid we must recruit recruit the neighbors

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:31:48 No.43904063

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:31:48 No.43904063

>>43903982
Lmfao your my new favorite OP good job

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:32:00 No.43904068

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:32:00 No.43904068

>>43904031

Yes, this!

The Dobby creature is holding Ork's loincloth as a tribe banner.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:33:38 No.43904085

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:33:38 No.43904085

Them orc pubs though

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:33:47 No.43904086

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:33:47 No.43904086

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>>43904031
>>43904054
I vote for both of these, recruit then RAID!

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:34:40 No.43904102

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:34:40 No.43904102

>>43903982
yeah recruit some more neighbours and then we can go raiding and shit

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:36:27 No.43904126

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:36:27 No.43904126

Invent a new card game where D'Ork is the only one who can win

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:37:22 No.43904136

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:37:22 No.43904136

>>43904126
the rules
Dork draws three cards, everyone else draws one, whoever has the most cards wins

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:39:21 No.43904160

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:39:21 No.43904160

>>43904136
If dork is not present, three cards are drawn for him. These cards being to dork, no one else may claim them.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:39:42 No.43904167

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:39:42 No.43904167

>>43904085

I prefer to think those are actually ominous dark haze exuded from the skull because of our new, sudden assertiveness....thus creating intrigue about what we might be concealing behind our calcium crotchplate...

Or maybe it's just a shadow from the cavelight...iunno

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:39:58 No.43904170

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:39:58 No.43904170

build international space station

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:42:56 No.43904201

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:42:56 No.43904201

>>43904136
>>43904160
>game is played with five orks excluding D'Ork
>four of this five give another ork their cards
>that ork wins by having five cards versus D'Ork's three

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:44:04 No.43904218

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:44:04 No.43904218

>>43904201
We murder that one, anon.

!!oBbl71QoFCS
11/30/15(Mon)00:45:34 No.43904236

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>>43904068
You now have a WARBANNER. Your WARBAND has formed. Map incoming.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:46:43 No.43904247

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:46:43 No.43904247

>>43904236
No map. Orks have no need for (or ability to comprehend) maps. Go find the first things that aren't us, and conquer them.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:47:07 No.43904253

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:47:07 No.43904253

>>43904236
>>43903009

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:47:14 No.43904257

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:47:14 No.43904257

>>43904236

This is awesome.

We crucified Dobby and turned him into a flag.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:47:22 No.43904259

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:47:22 No.43904259

>>43904201
>>43904218
so when is this game going on 1d4chan

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:47:37 No.43904266

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:47:37 No.43904266

>>43904236
>Get some Warpainting first!
>Old Words of Wisdome from the Humans
>Oh wait, i D'ork can't read for Shit
>Make Smiley Face Warpaint

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:48:02 No.43904269

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:48:02 No.43904269

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>>43904236
FIND THE ELVES
VICIOUSLY RAPE THE ELVES
BRING THE ELVES BACK TO CAVE AND TREAT THE ELVES KINDLY

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:49:46 No.43904296

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:49:46 No.43904296

>>43904236
Warchiefs need to look scarier
Cut down a tree and use the wood to make armour

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:50:06 No.43904301

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:50:06 No.43904301

>>43904269

>Locate elves
>Raid elves
>Kidnap female elves
>Bring them back to cave
>Play card games with them and be nice and proper
>Other elves find cave, charge in to rescue captured elves
>They don't want to go home

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:50:29 No.43904307

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:50:29 No.43904307

>>43904296
Pssh, wimp. Our scars will become our armor.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:51:10 No.43904315

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:51:10 No.43904315

>>43904301

ORC VEGAS

NO ONE WANTS TO LEAVE

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:51:30 No.43904319

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:51:30 No.43904319

>>43904269
>raping elves
>not ignoring the elves feeble attempts at seducing us while treating them nicely

And we aren't kidnapping them. We are bringing them on ADVENTURE.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:51:40 No.43904325

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:51:40 No.43904325

>>43904301
>Elfs try to cheat in new card game of Supreme Leader D'ork
>Elfs get turned into Armor

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:53:59 No.43904353

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:53:59 No.43904353

>>43904236
Expand your casino real estate. Get some harlot elves to serve drinks or something.

!!oBbl71QoFCS
11/30/15(Mon)00:54:17 No.43904357

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Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:54:47 No.43904362

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:54:47 No.43904362

>>43904357
eat the road

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:55:07 No.43904368

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:55:07 No.43904368

>>43904357

Elves like forests right?

Let's go to the forest.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:55:15 No.43904371

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:55:15 No.43904371

>>43904357
the forst is closest. Bring the wonderful world of card games and conquest to it!

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:55:17 No.43904372

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:55:17 No.43904372

>>43904357
elves are in the forst right? im pretty sure the consensus is to go meet the elves.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:55:29 No.43904375

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:55:29 No.43904375

>>43904357
Search forest for elves

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:55:32 No.43904376

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:55:32 No.43904376

>>43904357
>FORST

FORST, FIND ELFS

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:55:33 No.43904377

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:55:33 No.43904377

>>43904357
>Bring the Word of Orc Vegas to the Forst

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:55:35 No.43904378

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:55:35 No.43904378

>>43904357
>road
>not "rode"
Pleb

Also, set up gambling/hustling shack on the rode

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:56:23 No.43904393

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:56:23 No.43904393

>>43904357
Let's go to the forest and kill/rape/eat whatever we find

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:56:31 No.43904397

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:56:31 No.43904397

Make spears and sheilds from trees

!!oBbl71QoFCS
11/30/15(Mon)00:56:37 No.43904401

!!oBbl71QoFCS 11/30/15(Mon)00:56:37 No.43904401

>>43904378
>road
>not "rode"

damn!

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:56:54 No.43904404

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:56:54 No.43904404

>>43904357
visit beard midgit stronghold. trade knowledge of superior ork card games for mighty weapons

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:57:15 No.43904405

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:57:15 No.43904405

>>43904357

Let's make copies of the map, and pin them on trees in the forest. Invite everyone to ORC VEGAS.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:57:38 No.43904410

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:57:38 No.43904410

>>43904404
Second

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)00:58:31 No.43904419

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)00:58:31 No.43904419

>>43904357
Crash hooman settlement with no survivors

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:00:01 No.43904440

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:00:01 No.43904440

>>43904404

Third!

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:00:55 No.43904447

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:00:55 No.43904447

>>43904404
>>43904357
fucking this holy shit

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:00:57 No.43904449

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:00:57 No.43904449

>>43904404
I agree, show the beard midgits our superior card playing skillz

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:01:09 No.43904452

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:01:09 No.43904452

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>>43904404
Thirded

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:01:27 No.43904456

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:01:27 No.43904456

>>43904410
>>43904440
>>43904447
>>43904449
>>43904452

awh shucks you guys

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:01:43 No.43904461

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:01:43 No.43904461

I say we go clockwise, forst, hoomans, then midgets

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:02:03 No.43904466

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:02:03 No.43904466

Orc Vegas... Put an irc at each table. Pay a human to go around and whisper "let the orc win, beard midgets dont rip your arms off when they lose.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:02:46 No.43904473

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:02:46 No.43904473

>>43904404
Forth! And then on to the Forest!

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:04:07 No.43904484

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:04:07 No.43904484

A warband needs supplies to facilitate its endeavors....acquire supplies by the orkiest means available, as has been suggested.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:05:28 No.43904498

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:05:28 No.43904498

>>43904484
Card Games?

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:09:02 No.43904535

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:09:02 No.43904535

>>43904484

I am certain you're referring to card games.

There's Orcjack, Orker, Texas Ork 'Em, we got all kinds of card games!

!!oBbl71QoFCS
11/30/15(Mon)01:10:13 No.43904546

!!oBbl71QoFCS 11/30/15(Mon)01:10:13 No.43904546

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>>43904368
>>43904371
>>43904372
>>43904375
>>43904376
>>43904377
>>43904393

It's close but FORST seems to have more votes. We can do MIDGITS next.

You arrive at the forest entrance.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:11:01 No.43904552

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:11:01 No.43904552

>>43904546
I WANT THAT BEAR!

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:11:06 No.43904553

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:11:06 No.43904553

>>43904546
>Challange Bear to a Card Game
>Win his Note
>Read note

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:11:44 No.43904560

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:11:44 No.43904560

>>43904546
Challenge the bear to a cardgame

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:11:46 No.43904561

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:11:46 No.43904561

>>43904546
Say hello to the Furry Orc, invite him to join our warband.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:12:02 No.43904564

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:12:02 No.43904564

>>43904546
Ride the bear, assert dominance

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:12:05 No.43904566

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:12:05 No.43904566

>>43904546
That sign cant stop us because we cant read!

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:12:26 No.43904571

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:12:26 No.43904571

>>43904546
Eat the bear

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:12:35 No.43904573

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:12:35 No.43904573

>>43904546
Inspect large fluff ball

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:12:40 No.43904574

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:12:40 No.43904574

>>43904546
Make dobby sing a song to get the bear to join our cause. I'm sure there's still some life left in him

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:12:46 No.43904575

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:12:46 No.43904575

>>43904546
Challenge the bear to a shadow duel (of the cardgame variety)

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:12:53 No.43904577

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:12:53 No.43904577

>>43904553
>read note
>can't read it, too complicated

We ask the furry orc to read the note for us.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:12:58 No.43904578

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:12:58 No.43904578

>>43904546
show new bear friend the wisdom of orc card games.
bear is now new best friend and most likely new medic of warband

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:13:28 No.43904585

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:13:28 No.43904585

>>43904546
assimilate the bear into the ork horde

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:13:50 No.43904590

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:13:50 No.43904590

>>43904546
>>43904561
Seconded.

He can be our most trusted general, relaying our orders to the rest of our growing horde.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:13:51 No.43904591

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:13:51 No.43904591

>>43904546

GENTLY STROKE HIS EARS

SAY 'GOOD PUPPY' OVER AND OVER AGAIN

GIVE HIM A TASTE OF DOBBY FLAG FOR BEING A GOOD BOY

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:14:14 No.43904595

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:14:14 No.43904595

>>43904546
Look at BEARly legible note

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:16:39 No.43904616

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:16:39 No.43904616

this is the best thread on /tg/ right now

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:17:49 No.43904631

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:17:49 No.43904631

>>43904236

Before I forget, I'd like to point out Left Orc's unconvinced-looking expression at our warbanner here.

I think it might benefit us to keep a close eye on him in the future.

Otherwise, I think our warband has found it's first warbeast.

!!oBbl71QoFCS
11/30/15(Mon)01:18:14 No.43904636

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>>43904573

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:19:05 No.43904650

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:19:05 No.43904650

>>43904631
What do we do when Left Ork and right Ork switch sides?

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:19:17 No.43904652

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:19:17 No.43904652

>>43904636

WE'LL TAKE HIM HE'S ADORABLE

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:19:19 No.43904655

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:19:19 No.43904655

>>43904636
BUY GLORIOUS BEAR MOUNT TO LEAD OUR FORCES TO VICTORY

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:19:21 No.43904658

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:19:21 No.43904658

>>43904636
Forcefully ride the bear

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:19:21 No.43904659

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:19:21 No.43904659

>>43904636
Pay for it with our earring. (Skullcrotch is our new signifier, qm)

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:19:25 No.43904660

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:19:25 No.43904660

>>43904636
Steal the bear

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:19:46 No.43904663

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:19:46 No.43904663

>>43904636
Ask bare how much for bare
Most we are willing to pay is tree fiddy

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:20:13 No.43904668

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:20:13 No.43904668

>>43904636
Get the damn bear!
Write our name on it with Dirt to show it's ours!

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:21:14 No.43904680

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:21:14 No.43904680

>>43904636
Use goblin's blood to change "sale" to "free". Take free bear.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:21:41 No.43904684

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:21:41 No.43904684

>>43904636
Bare joins warband!
Roll the bare by standing on it and walking backways

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:21:46 No.43904685

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:21:46 No.43904685

This thread is beautiful

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:22:52 No.43904700

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:22:52 No.43904700

>>43904636
WARMOUNT ACQUIRED.

Who do we pay tho?

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:22:57 No.43904703

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:22:57 No.43904703

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>>43904684

Like a log in water?

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:23:00 No.43904705

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:23:00 No.43904705

>>43904684
Best mount ever. Let it maul puny not-orks as we roll over top of them.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:23:29 No.43904710

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:23:29 No.43904710

>>43904636
New mascot of Orc Warband!

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:24:11 No.43904716

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:24:11 No.43904716

>>43904636

Eat the note. Take bear. Continue supply run.

>>43904650
I was gonna suggest we assign meaningless ranks to our comrades via body art so they can feel special...but to secretly keep track of Lefty.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:24:32 No.43904722

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:24:32 No.43904722

>>43904680
Brilliant! Seconded!

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:25:34 No.43904736

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:25:34 No.43904736

>>43904680
this is amazing! They'll never see it coming!

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:26:28 No.43904742

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:26:28 No.43904742

>>43904716
Did we smack lefty? He could just have a lazy eye now

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:28:39 No.43904768

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:28:39 No.43904768

>>43904680
By Jove! They'll never see it coming!

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:28:45 No.43904770

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:28:45 No.43904770

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>>43904636

Challenge the Silly Old Bear to a baseball game. If you win, he has to become your slave.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:33:19 No.43904817

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:33:19 No.43904817

>>43904636
purchase the bear using a maori haka dance as compensation

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:34:22 No.43904823

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:34:22 No.43904823

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>>43904817

Supporting.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:39:31 No.43904876

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:39:31 No.43904876

>>43904680
This
>>43904684
then this

!!oBbl71QoFCS
11/30/15(Mon)01:40:08 No.43904884

!!oBbl71QoFCS 11/30/15(Mon)01:40:08 No.43904884

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>>43904652
>>43904655
>>43904660
>>43904684
BARE has joined the warband!

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:40:19 No.43904888

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:40:19 No.43904888

>>43904817

This

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:40:56 No.43904899

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:40:56 No.43904899

Have a logical thought for a moment and wonder what kind of person owns a Bear and why did they think it was a good idea to sell it.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:41:07 No.43904903

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:41:07 No.43904903

>>43904884
promote bear to highest rank under us!

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:41:28 No.43904909

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:41:28 No.43904909

>>43904884
Continue search for elves in the forest, use bear's knowledge to aid us in this quest

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:41:56 No.43904915

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:41:56 No.43904915

>>43904884
Promote Bear be in charge of lefty
Then search forrest for elfs to play cards with

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:42:15 No.43904920

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:42:15 No.43904920

>>43904884

"Glorious, Comrade Bear. What secrets do you know of the forest?"
Then,
>>43904915

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:42:53 No.43904926

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:42:53 No.43904926

>>43904909
Seconded. Have him indicate on the map where the Skinny Not-Orks are in the forest

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:42:56 No.43904927

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:42:56 No.43904927

>>43904884
Hide in bear a-la Trojan Horse and ambush wanderers to play cards against

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:42:57 No.43904929

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:42:57 No.43904929

>>43904915
Second. Cards with elves forest.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:43:53 No.43904938

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:43:53 No.43904938

>>43904884

Explore the forest with our new friend.

Find MOAR friends to play cards with.

Give bare affectionate pettings.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:44:54 No.43904947

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:44:54 No.43904947

>>43904884
Cover bare in honey, then use bare as katamari to roll up all the elfs.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:46:27 No.43904963

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:46:27 No.43904963

Archived: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/43902969/

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:47:11 No.43904969

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:47:11 No.43904969

>>43904947

SUPPORTING

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:48:11 No.43904980

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:48:11 No.43904980

>>43904947
I'll support this

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:48:34 No.43904986

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:48:34 No.43904986

>>43904969
YES!

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:49:47 No.43904998

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:49:47 No.43904998

>>43904947
Yep.
Yea-huh.
This anons got it.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:49:50 No.43904999

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:49:50 No.43904999

Alright, we need to decide now.

Are we going to rape the elves or give them crippling gambling addictions? While doing both is optimal, we should prioritize one over the other to focus on.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:50:34 No.43905005

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:50:34 No.43905005

>>43904969
Me-e to-oo

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:50:37 No.43905006

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:50:37 No.43905006

>>43904999
Rape should be priority

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:51:19 No.43905015

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:51:19 No.43905015

>>43904999
Cards win out, no contest

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:51:19 No.43905016

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:51:19 No.43905016

>>43904999
take the women, give men addiction when they try to take women back

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:51:20 No.43905017

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:51:20 No.43905017

>>43904947
Voting for this

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:51:49 No.43905027

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:51:49 No.43905027

>>43905016
Hear hear

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:52:00 No.43905031

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:52:00 No.43905031

>>43904999

No way.

We're going to mercilessly play card games with them until they try to rape US, anon.

You have no idea how to ork.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:52:01 No.43905032

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:52:01 No.43905032

>>43904999
Gambling addictions, so they have to pay their debt for working in our Casino Empire!

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:52:06 No.43905033

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:52:06 No.43905033

>>43904999
Gambling of course! You can't run a gambling empire without customers.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:53:43 No.43905052

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:53:43 No.43905052

>>43904999
if we beat them in enough card games the rest comes naturally!

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:54:27 No.43905060

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:54:27 No.43905060

>>43904999
Gambling addictions all the way.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:55:01 No.43905064

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:55:01 No.43905064

>>43905015
>>43905016
>>43905031
>>43905032
>>43905033
>>43905052
All these people who think gambling>rape

it's like you're a bunch of goblins instead of true orcs!

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:55:40 No.43905071

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:55:40 No.43905071

>>43904999
why don't we give them a game bling ad DICK tion, hueheuheueuehuehuehuehue
~~nice numbers man you got the jackpot good job bro~~

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:57:36 No.43905090

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:57:36 No.43905090

>>43905064
>Lefty found
>Not wanting to get their money and body AND having them coming to you

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:57:46 No.43905093

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:57:46 No.43905093

>>43905071
if repeating digits then rape>gambling!

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:58:13 No.43905098

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:58:13 No.43905098

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>>43905064

2 0 1 5
0
1
5

And this heathen still thinks that the simple act of elf rape (and is it even rape with those degenerates, truly?) could possibly be as rewarding as ORC VEGAS.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:59:09 No.43905110

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:59:09 No.43905110

>>43905090
wait wait wait!

OK

GUYS

WHAT IFFF

THE ELVES WERE THE CURRENCY WE BET WITH?!? Like we bet elves instead of poker chips???

:DDD BRETTY GUD IDEA RITE?!

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)01:59:30 No.43905112

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)01:59:30 No.43905112

Good quests can still happen.

There is still hope for /tg/.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:00:29 No.43905122

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:00:29 No.43905122

>>43905064
no senpai, see, we get them addicted to gambling, and then their debts become so big that they have to sell themselves to us, which ends with us getting the elf lovins AND we get someone to play cards with.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:00:45 No.43905126

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:00:45 No.43905126

>>43905064
We don't need sex. We have Katamari Bear. All other experiences pale in comparison.

!!oBbl71QoFCS
11/30/15(Mon)02:00:58 No.43905127

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>>43904909

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:02:08 No.43905136

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:02:08 No.43905136

>>43905126
THIS

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:02:18 No.43905137

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:02:18 No.43905137

>>43905127
>>43904947

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:02:20 No.43905138

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:02:20 No.43905138

>>43905127
The bear's getting the honey for the Katamari, how helpful.

Get bees addicted to card games.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:02:44 No.43905142

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:02:44 No.43905142

>>43905127
use the honey as a gift to seduce elves, regardless of gender, then trap them with the sticky honey and drag them home.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:02:51 No.43905144

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:02:51 No.43905144

>>43904947

I'm supporting this. You know why?

Warbands march on their stomachs. Elves and Honey both make excellent snacks.

But you know what goes good with gambling? Hookers.

We can decide what we want to do with the Elves later, but acquiring them is priority one.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:03:12 No.43905151

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:03:12 No.43905151

>>43905127
KATAMARI BARE A GO

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:03:35 No.43905153

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:03:35 No.43905153

>>43905127
Have orcs stand on each other's shoulders to get the hive down for (soon to be) Katamari Bare

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:03:47 No.43905155

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:03:47 No.43905155

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>>43905127
KEK

starting to look like desmond the moon bear.

maybe a cousin?

~~I STILL WANT RAPE GOD DAMN IT!~~

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:05:25 No.43905167

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:05:25 No.43905167

>>43905142
i change my vote the katamari bear

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:05:35 No.43905170

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:05:35 No.43905170

>>43905155
rape the bees?

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:05:46 No.43905174

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:05:46 No.43905174

>>43905127
Replace the goblins head with the bee hive, then demand the bees give us honey.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:07:43 No.43905189

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:07:43 No.43905189

>>43905127

bear clearly has superior intellect. Make him a commodore and a strategist

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:07:52 No.43905192

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:07:52 No.43905192

>>43904947
NANANANANANA KATAMARI BARECYY

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:08:21 No.43905197

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>>43905170
what if the bee's lead us to a giant bee hive where they have elf slaves.

what if the bees are controlling all the elves and it is the orks duty to rescue the elves.

what if the king orc has to win a card game against the queen bee to save the elves??!

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:08:50 No.43905198

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:08:50 No.43905198

>>43904044

Second

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:09:43 No.43905209

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:09:43 No.43905209

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>>43905174
Seconding this!

Also loving this! This is some hero level shit OP!

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:09:56 No.43905212

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:09:56 No.43905212

>>43904999
Crippling Gambling addiction, then its not rape, it's receiving payment.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:10:29 No.43905215

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:10:29 No.43905215

Help bare by throwing rocks at the bee hive

!!oBbl71QoFCS
11/30/15(Mon)02:10:34 No.43905217

!!oBbl71QoFCS 11/30/15(Mon)02:10:34 No.43905217

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>>43904947
BARE has become EXCITED

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:12:14 No.43905238

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:12:14 No.43905238

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>The literal only good quest on /tg/

Signed,
An anti questfag

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:12:24 No.43905240

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:12:24 No.43905240

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>Year of Gork and Mork 15 + 2000
>Looking to rape elves
>Not avoiding the snake pit that is an elf vagina

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:13:07 No.43905248

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:13:07 No.43905248

>>43905217
roll bear onto elves to collect elves

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:13:12 No.43905249

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:13:12 No.43905249

>>43905217

He looks tweaked out as a motherfucker.

ROLL HIM. ROLL HIM AND COLLECT THINGS.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:13:23 No.43905252

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:13:23 No.43905252

>>43905217
ROLL DAT BARE

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:13:45 No.43905255

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:13:45 No.43905255

>>43905217
Use Bear Katamari to roll up elves. If any of them resist, persuade them using the power of card games and gambling.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:14:14 No.43905263

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:14:14 No.43905263

>>43905217
Point coked up bear at enemies

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:14:41 No.43905269

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:14:41 No.43905269

>>43905138
Get bees addicted to stinging elves, who are addicted to card games, when they're not giving in to their addiction.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:14:46 No.43905270

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:14:46 No.43905270

>>43905248
Lets go full katamari in this motherfucker

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:15:06 No.43905272

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:15:06 No.43905272

>>43905217
Roll quickly, for the beez have been angered.
~~Initiate comical chase scene~~

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:15:40 No.43905277

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:15:40 No.43905277

>>43905217

>kidnap forest elves with based katamari bare
>take them back to ORC VEGAS
>teach them the joys of playing cards
>treat them nicely
>cause ORC VEGAS is an awesome place full of fun and adventure
>i GUESS you can borrow some money if your luck has run out
>???
>profit
>ORC VEGAS

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:15:47 No.43905278

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:15:47 No.43905278

Try some of dat honey. Perhaps it can give you the might of bare?

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:16:21 No.43905283

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:16:21 No.43905283

>>43905249
THINK OF THE RICHES
also,
INVINCIBLE ARMORED BEAR COVERED IN BEES
THE ULTIMATE ENGINE OF WAR

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:16:33 No.43905285

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:16:33 No.43905285

>>43905272
[benny hill intensifies]

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:17:12 No.43905288

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:17:12 No.43905288

>>43905217
Roll bear, collect dwarfs. Get dwarfs hopped up on honey and card games. Release them onto the town, then assault the town after it's been weakend by rampaging card dorfs.

Mag the Tall
11/30/15(Mon)02:18:02 No.43905296

Mag the Tall 11/30/15(Mon)02:18:02 No.43905296

Warband too small.

stop tripfaging you loser
11/30/15(Mon)02:19:05 No.43905306

stop tripfaging you loser 11/30/15(Mon)02:19:05 No.43905306

>>43905296
only because we havent bred an army (with the elves)

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:20:34 No.43905317

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:20:34 No.43905317

>>43905285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1bJnd4Yy7s

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:21:40 No.43905323

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:21:40 No.43905323

>>43905217
RolL TEh BARE

stop tripfaging you loser
11/30/15(Mon)02:23:26 No.43905334

stop tripfaging you loser 11/30/15(Mon)02:23:26 No.43905334

>>43905317
I laughed too hard at that.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:23:35 No.43905337

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:23:35 No.43905337

>>43905217
Katamari is a GO.

oops
11/30/15(Mon)02:24:27 No.43905344

oops 11/30/15(Mon)02:24:27 No.43905344

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>>43905334
lmao forgot to take off trip

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:24:31 No.43905346

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:24:31 No.43905346

>>43904899
*DOK*

Yew stupid git. Dun mattah whoze it wuz. It's Orc Bear now.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:27:36 No.43905379

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:27:36 No.43905379

>>43905306
>>43905334
>tripfagging
But that guy's namefagging. There's no tripcode.

BOARD SEMANTICS ARE IMPORTANT BECAUSE I SAID SO!

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:28:23 No.43905389

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:28:23 No.43905389

>>43904899
Someone whose very dreams were haunted by the Casino Katamari Bear and who thus donated it to such a noble cause.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:29:15 No.43905395

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:29:15 No.43905395

I mean, I hate to say it, but what if there aren't any elves?

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:29:54 No.43905404

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:29:54 No.43905404

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>>43905395

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:31:11 No.43905412

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:31:11 No.43905412

>>43905395
Nonsense! It was probably they who donated the bear in anticipation of getting gambling addictions!

Also, if there aren't any, then we go after liches and/or Dragons. They have magic. Magic that can be used to allow us to stick even more things to Katamari Bear.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:31:15 No.43905414

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:31:15 No.43905414

>>43905379
komenasai sempai
baka desu senpai

!!oBbl71QoFCS
11/30/15(Mon)02:32:30 No.43905424

!!oBbl71QoFCS 11/30/15(Mon)02:32:30 No.43905424

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>>43905249
>>43905248
>>43905252
>>43905337
>>43905323

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:32:49 No.43905426

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:32:49 No.43905426

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bear forest?

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:32:56 No.43905431

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:32:56 No.43905431

>>43905395
THEN WE MAKE ELVES GODDAMMIT

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:33:17 No.43905435

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:33:17 No.43905435

>>43905404
>tfw no Quick Start!! updates for almost a year and a half.

>>43905414
>komenasai
>sempai
#TRIGGERED

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:33:40 No.43905438

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:33:40 No.43905438

>>43905424
>Catch him !
>Card match time!

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:33:53 No.43905439

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:33:53 No.43905439

>>43905424

When the Bare is big enough, roll their damn tree.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:34:26 No.43905441

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:34:26 No.43905441

>>43905424
Intercept the birdelves!

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:34:29 No.43905443

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:34:29 No.43905443

>>43905424
ROLL BARE INTO THE TREES TO KNOCK THEM DOWN

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:34:40 No.43905445

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:34:40 No.43905445

>>43905424
Attach elf to Katamari Bear. Run ontop of the Katamari Bear so we have a better vantage point.

Teach Bats how to play cause while doing so. Recruit them to find Elves.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:35:09 No.43905450

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:35:09 No.43905450

>>43905424

HAHAHA WHAT

>Catch silly elves with bare

Are they throwing themselves from high branches in despair? Do they KNOW about the gambling habits we have planned for them?

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:35:16 No.43905452

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:35:16 No.43905452

>>43905424
dear god they're all guys

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:35:39 No.43905457

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:35:39 No.43905457

>>43905424
Take their women!
Take their womanly men!
Take their pointy sticks!

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:38:36 No.43905475

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:38:36 No.43905475

>>43905457
And thier shooty bows

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:38:56 No.43905478

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:38:56 No.43905478

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>>43905424

I am utterly beside myself trying to comprehend what's going on in that last panel.

OP you are a beautiful individual.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:40:29 No.43905491

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:40:29 No.43905491

>>43905478
I think they're trying to keep their balance as their tree is suddenly beginning to fall under the unstoppable force of bare

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:40:39 No.43905492

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:40:39 No.43905492

>>43905424
Shit, there aren't any women. We should tell them about our casino, we need to start advertising somewhere.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:41:12 No.43905493

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:41:12 No.43905493

Guys.

What if.

What if.

Hear me out here.

What if.

Those aren't elves.

What if.

And I'm just throwing this out there.

What if they aren't elves, and they're actually vampires.

And now they're turning into bats.

~~I say stick them to the Bare anyway but hey just sayin'~~

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:41:15 No.43905494

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:41:15 No.43905494

>>43905424
JESUS THEY HAVE LIKE 12 ARMS EACH.

THROW BARE AT THEM.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:41:21 No.43905496

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:41:21 No.43905496

>>43905438
DUEL THAT MOTHERFUCKER

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:42:06 No.43905502

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:42:06 No.43905502

>>43905424
Roll up the hitler elf that fell. Ask him if he is a woman.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:42:22 No.43905506

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:42:22 No.43905506

>>43905493
THEN WE ORC NIGHTCLUB

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:42:31 No.43905508

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:42:31 No.43905508

>>43905424
Throw kata-bare-i at flying elves.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:42:43 No.43905510

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:42:43 No.43905510

>>43905424
Are they... are they part turkey?

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:43:01 No.43905513

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:43:01 No.43905513

>>43905493
Vampires would be a great addition to Ork Vegas! If they're vampires we definitely need to catch them.

!!oBbl71QoFCS
11/30/15(Mon)02:44:17 No.43905524

!!oBbl71QoFCS 11/30/15(Mon)02:44:17 No.43905524

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>>43905424
Now you have a ball of elves(?).

They keep making moaning noises....

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:44:49 No.43905529

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:44:49 No.43905529

>>43905524
Roll the ball of elves back to Ork Vegas. We'll figure out what to do once we have them back there.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:45:37 No.43905534

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:45:37 No.43905534

>>43905524

TO THE HUMAN VILLAGE. WAAAGH!

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:45:41 No.43905535

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:45:41 No.43905535

>>43905524
Set it all on fire.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:45:46 No.43905536

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:45:46 No.43905536

>>43905524
Cheer them up by introducing to the card games!

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:46:24 No.43905541

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:46:24 No.43905541

>>43905524

TEACH THEM HOW TO CARDS

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:46:33 No.43905542

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:46:33 No.43905542

>>43905524
Kata-bare-i is now big enough, go roll up hoomans.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:46:39 No.43905546

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:46:39 No.43905546

>>43905524
Hit one until it tells you where their village/riches are

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:47:58 No.43905554

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:47:58 No.43905554

>>43905546
>riches
But we already have all the elfs?

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:48:32 No.43905560

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:48:32 No.43905560

>>43905536
I don't think those are sad moans.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:48:46 No.43905564

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:48:46 No.43905564

>>43905524
time to roll our katamari to the midgit mountains

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:49:38 No.43905569

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:49:38 No.43905569

>>43905541
This

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:49:46 No.43905570

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:49:46 No.43905570

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>>43905524
Now we trade the bear/elf ball to a wizard for magic weapons.

Oh, and shotguns! We must also have shotguns.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:49:48 No.43905571

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:49:48 No.43905571

>>43905564
No. Dorfs are smaller, but heavier. Have to roll up hoomans first to make ball big enough to get dorfs.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:49:54 No.43905572

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:49:54 No.43905572

>>43905524
I guess elves are really attracted to honey? Good work Bare!

>Ask them where are their females! The Ork King deserves a Queen!

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:50:39 No.43905582

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:50:39 No.43905582

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>This is the greatest thread on 4chan right now
>elf rape hasn't even started yet

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:50:53 No.43905583

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:50:53 No.43905583

>>43905572
>females!
All elfs are females. Even the males.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:51:18 No.43905586

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:51:18 No.43905586

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>>43905570

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:51:52 No.43905592

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:51:52 No.43905592

>>43905524
Back to Orc Vegas
Begin elf gambling addictions
Also get elves to make a nice fancy suit as Orc Vegas is a fine establishment.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:51:58 No.43905593

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:51:58 No.43905593

Guys, these things are flying, seem to be all male and are attracted to honey.

I don't think they're elves.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:52:42 No.43905598

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:52:42 No.43905598

>>43902969
WAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:52:53 No.43905600

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:52:53 No.43905600

>>43905524

First, we need to reward BARE by letting him eat an elf or two.

Next, question where these elves are from and go there for pillaging.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:53:16 No.43905604

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:53:16 No.43905604

>>43905593
>I don't think they're elves.
Do you have a degree in elfology? No, I didn't think so. Now pipe down and fuck your elf.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:53:43 No.43905609

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:53:43 No.43905609

>>43905583
Hesrightyouknow.jpg

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)02:54:16 No.43905612

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)02:54:16 No.43905612

>>43905524

rape?

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)03:00:28 No.43905647

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)03:00:28 No.43905647

I wanna see how big the bear ball can get.
To The human village!

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)03:00:28 No.43905648

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)03:00:28 No.43905648

>>43905612

They can't be raped by orcs so they just rape each other.

Fucking elves man, so degenerate. They'll be PERFECT for ORC VEGAS.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)03:01:08 No.43905654

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)03:01:08 No.43905654

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>>43905604
>degree in elfology
I've got one better

!!oBbl71QoFCS
11/30/15(Mon)03:02:17 No.43905657

!!oBbl71QoFCS 11/30/15(Mon)03:02:17 No.43905657

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>>43905536
>>43905541
>>43905569

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)03:03:00 No.43905660

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)03:03:00 No.43905660

>>43905524

>Roll ball of moaning elves over to Dorf mountain
>Roll up to their door step and ring doorbell
>Run and hide
>LaughingOrks.jpg

Ork king strikes again!

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)03:03:38 No.43905664

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)03:03:38 No.43905664

>>43905657

Now roll them to the humen village. Then introduce them to the WAAAGH card game.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)03:05:59 No.43905675

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)03:05:59 No.43905675

>>43905657
That ass, smack it

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)03:06:56 No.43905688

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)03:06:56 No.43905688

>>43905657

YES

ORC VEGAS IS GO

TO THE HUMANS

Whoever thought up katamari bare is a fucking hero.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)03:07:33 No.43905692

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)03:07:33 No.43905692

>>43905657
Now that we've gotten them hooked on our card game, let's bring them back the Orc Vegas to build signs.

...Oh, how could I be so rude. And feed one or two of the delicious honey covered things to Bare.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)03:07:48 No.43905694

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)03:07:48 No.43905694

>>43905660
oh god, I take my human village idea back. lets do this! it'll be hilarious!!

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)03:08:45 No.43905700

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)03:08:45 No.43905700

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>>43905657
Onwards, to the humans!

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)03:10:12 No.43905714

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)03:10:12 No.43905714

>>43905660
Operation Dorfball is a go.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)03:10:13 No.43905715

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)03:10:13 No.43905715

>>43905688
>Whoever thought up katamari bare is a fucking hero.
It's my first time actually participating in one of these things, too.

>>43905660
>>43905694
You have convinced me as well. Let the prank wars commence!

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)03:11:11 No.43905722

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)03:11:11 No.43905722

>>43905657
We now have a work force.
Put elves to work making cards.
Bare is overseer.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)03:11:14 No.43905723

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)03:11:14 No.43905723

>>43905688

Let's do it. This is wonderful.

But we might need a spare bare.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)03:12:25 No.43905729

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)03:12:25 No.43905729

>>43905722
I don't think bare can see anything over the elf-ass right now.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)03:12:28 No.43905730

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)03:12:28 No.43905730

>>43905715
what if dorf take bare?

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)03:12:29 No.43905731

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)03:12:29 No.43905731

When we go to the hooman land, we will play... Cards against humanity

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)03:13:29 No.43905739

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)03:13:29 No.43905739

>>43905731
stop
bad anon

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)03:13:39 No.43905740

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)03:13:39 No.43905740

>>43905730
Bare is ork now. Bear will roll up dorfs and come back.

!!oBbl71QoFCS
11/30/15(Mon)03:13:41 No.43905742

!!oBbl71QoFCS 11/30/15(Mon)03:13:41 No.43905742

Okay it seems close so let's do a vote:
http://strawpoll.me/6140093

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)03:14:35 No.43905752

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)03:14:35 No.43905752

>>43905675
and
>>43905692
Seconding feeding BARE

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)03:16:08 No.43905762

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)03:16:08 No.43905762

ORKS MAKE BEST PRANKS

ELVES HAVE NO SMILES

DORVES HIDE SMILES BEHIND BEARD

HUMANS NEVER SMILE, JUST YELL

ORC HUMOR IS BEST

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)03:16:27 No.43905766

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)03:16:27 No.43905766

>>43905740
Yes, we must have confidence in Bare, for he is our most valued ally.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)03:18:27 No.43905780

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)03:18:27 No.43905780

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>mfw this entire thread

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)03:20:48 No.43905797

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)03:20:48 No.43905797

>>43905752
> 4 orks
> 16 votes

Alright, who's cheating?

!!oBbl71QoFCS
11/30/15(Mon)03:20:54 No.43905799

!!oBbl71QoFCS 11/30/15(Mon)03:20:54 No.43905799

Okay, Dorfs it is!

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)03:22:57 No.43905812

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)03:22:57 No.43905812

>>43905797
>>43905799
My internal investigation has turned up no wrongdoing, which has nothing to do with the fact that the vote came out the way I wanted it to.

Carry on.

!!oBbl71QoFCS
11/30/15(Mon)03:31:55 No.43905858

!!oBbl71QoFCS 11/30/15(Mon)03:31:55 No.43905858

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As you travel north you arrive at a bridge.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)03:32:36 No.43905861

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)03:32:36 No.43905861

>>43905858

SPREAD THE JOY OF CARD GAMES TO NEW ORC FRIEND!

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)03:33:35 No.43905865

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)03:33:35 No.43905865

>>43905861
Card game againt the bridge cat/troll.

Seduce it with elven man if this does not work

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)03:34:04 No.43905866

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)03:34:04 No.43905866

>>43905858
Cautiously appro- fuckit just head over there and see if it wants to play cards.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)03:34:07 No.43905867

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)03:34:07 No.43905867

>>43905858
Ask directions to dorf mountain.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)03:34:28 No.43905869

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)03:34:28 No.43905869

>>43905858

BRIDGE CAT

DO YOU LIKE CARDS

DO YOU LIKE STINKY ELVES

DO YOU LIKE BARE

~~BARE LIKES YOU~~

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)03:34:30 No.43905871

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)03:34:30 No.43905871

>>43905858
Recruit this fine fellow. Tell him he can bring the bridge as well if he wants.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)03:34:42 No.43905875

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)03:34:42 No.43905875

>>43905858
DUEL THAT MOTHERFUCKER

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)03:35:27 No.43905879

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)03:35:27 No.43905879

>>43905858
Beat it in a game of cards so you can ride it to the dorfs

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)03:36:16 No.43905885

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)03:36:16 No.43905885

>>43905871
this

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)03:36:23 No.43905887

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)03:36:23 No.43905887

>>43905858

Tread cautiously. We have unwittingly stumbled upon a vast pinball machine, and if the cat's paws (aka THE FLIPPERS) get hold of our Bearamari, it'll be used and abused in a game made for giants!

Or maybe it's just here to see what's up. Let's go talk to the giant bridge cat.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)03:36:50 No.43905890

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)03:36:50 No.43905890

>>43905858
card game with bridge friend

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)03:37:38 No.43905893

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)03:37:38 No.43905893

>>43905858
Befriend it, offer elf as snackrifice.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)03:37:56 No.43905895

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)03:37:56 No.43905895

>>43905871

This!

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)03:39:23 No.43905904

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)03:39:23 No.43905904

>>43905858
assert your dominance by smashing his fingers

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)03:40:30 No.43905910

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)03:40:30 No.43905910

>>43905858
pee in his mouth so he'll let us pass

!!oBbl71QoFCS
11/30/15(Mon)03:43:10 No.43905930

!!oBbl71QoFCS 11/30/15(Mon)03:43:10 No.43905930

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>>43905861
>>43905865
>>43905866
>>43905879
>>43905890
You engage in a cardboard battle of wits from which there is NO ESCAPE. Do you WIN or THROW THE GAME?

http://strawpoll.me/6140160

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)03:43:20 No.43905933

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)03:43:20 No.43905933

>>43905797

Whoa there, Mr. Accusations, I've been perfectly content supporting the will of /tg/ and watching things unfold since suggesting the bone accoutrements.

And it appears the masses want to expand the warband with this new bridge-fellow.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)03:44:33 No.43905946

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)03:44:33 No.43905946

>>43905930
>throwing the game

What kind of Ork's do you take us for?

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)03:46:14 No.43905958

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)03:46:14 No.43905958

>>43905930
RAISE THE STAKES!
One ball of elves for a bridge!

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)03:46:21 No.43905959

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)03:46:21 No.43905959

>>43905930
Pssh. Orks never lose, especially not on purpose. If trollcat can't handle losing, trollcat doesn't deserve to join our horde.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)03:47:11 No.43905964

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)03:47:11 No.43905964

Throw the game over the cliff if we lose. RAGE QUIT harder than Bowsers boner when he captures peach and takes her cherry.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)03:48:02 No.43905975

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)03:48:02 No.43905975

>>43905930

We would do the game dishonor if we did not give it our all. We must engage in fair competition!

Uh, unless, like, it's his first time or something. Then I guess we could take it easy.

D-did we ask before we started to play?

Wait, no Bridge Cat! Come back! This game is really fun you just gotta get a little used to it, we'll go easy on you this time! WAIT NO PLEASE BE OUR FRIEND ;_;

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)03:48:15 No.43905979

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)03:48:15 No.43905979

>>43905933
I wasn't accusing anybody specific (except maybe Lefty). I just wanted to know who the cheater was so I could appoint our spymaster.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)03:50:29 No.43905988

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)03:50:29 No.43905988

>>43905979
What if left is in league with the cast troll¿

We must offer left as a sacrifice at the first sign of danger.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)03:51:35 No.43905994

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)03:51:35 No.43905994

>>43905988
Nah, trollcat seems like a cool dude. We'll just feed Lefty to him when we're done.

!!oBbl71QoFCS
11/30/15(Mon)03:59:55 No.43906049

!!oBbl71QoFCS 11/30/15(Mon)03:59:55 No.43906049

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You crushed him in the first round. You... don't think he knew how to play.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)04:01:05 No.43906054

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)04:01:05 No.43906054

>>43906049

BE HIS GLORIOUS ORC TEACHER! NOW TO THE MOUNTAINS WITH BARE AND CAT!

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)04:01:23 No.43906058

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)04:01:23 No.43906058

>>43906049
aren't the rules "orc leader always wins?"

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)04:02:31 No.43906062

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)04:02:31 No.43906062

>>43906049
Are we literally playing a game of cock magic? lol

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)04:02:41 No.43906064

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)04:02:41 No.43906064

>>43906049
Poor guy. Introduce him to the fine game of elf-toss. I bet he's great at that.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)04:02:47 No.43906065

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)04:02:47 No.43906065

>>43906049

WAIT NO DON'T CRY BRIDGE CAT

H-HERE LET'S TRY AGAIN I'LL SHOW YOU THE RULES AS WE PLAY, THIS TIME WE'LL, WE'LL UH, WE'LL DO THE "TUTORIAL" MODE, Y-YEAH, SO IT'LL BE MORE FAIR..

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)04:03:26 No.43906069

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)04:03:26 No.43906069

Post is autosaging, are we going to jump threads?

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)04:03:36 No.43906072

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)04:03:36 No.43906072

>>43906049
Tell the bridge cat that we will teach him how to play. But we need to go and make fun of people right now, so the cat should come with us.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)04:03:52 No.43906076

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)04:03:52 No.43906076

>>43906049
BUT YOU COULD LEARN HOW TO PLAY IF YOU JOINED OUR WARBAND

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)04:09:00 No.43906102

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)04:09:00 No.43906102

>>43906054
>>43906065
>>43906072
>>43906076

Bring him into the fold. Teach him our glorious Orc ways.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)04:15:20 No.43906147

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)04:15:20 No.43906147

>>43906076
Roll this

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)04:15:22 No.43906148

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)04:15:22 No.43906148

>>43906049
Yes, now that he has learned the sting of defeat, we will teach him that only as part of the ork horde can he learn how to achieve victory. Stick with us, trollcat, we'll show you the ropes.

!!oBbl71QoFCS
11/30/15(Mon)04:17:48 No.43906163

!!oBbl71QoFCS 11/30/15(Mon)04:17:48 No.43906163

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>>43906076
>>43906148
>>43906072
>>43906054
Impressed by your card-playing skills, bridge troll has joined your warband!

You continue to the mountain.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)04:18:41 No.43906169

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)04:18:41 No.43906169

>>43906163
CLEAN THE BEAR OF
THEN THE BEAR RIDE OUT NEW ALLY

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)04:21:44 No.43906178

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)04:21:44 No.43906178

>>43906169
What do we do with all the sticky elves?

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)04:21:59 No.43906180

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)04:21:59 No.43906180

>>43906169
Bare*

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)04:22:22 No.43906184

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)04:22:22 No.43906184

>>43906163
Propose to our Ork army that we also shave the dwarves in their sleep as well.

The Ork king will be victorious in his campaign!

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)04:22:35 No.43906186

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)04:22:35 No.43906186

>>43906163
HAVE THE ELVES ESCAPED!? WHERE ARE THE ELVES?! WE NEED OUR ~~CARD BUDDIES~~

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)04:27:08 No.43906215

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)04:27:08 No.43906215

>>43906169
No no! they're part of our prank on the dorfs (>>43905660), remember?!?

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)04:27:18 No.43906216

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)04:27:18 No.43906216

>>43906163
> CLEAN THE BEAR OF

>>43906169
>What do we do with all the sticky elves?

>>43906178
>What do we do with all the sticky elves?

>>43906184
>Propose to our Ork army that we also shave the dwarves in their sleep as well.

Take honey-elfs off bare. Shave beards off dorfs. Put beards on honey-elfs sticky faces. Elfs are now dorfs, dorfs are now elfs.

BEST. PRANK. EVER.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)04:27:23 No.43906218

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)04:27:23 No.43906218

>>43906186
They're still stuck to BARE

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)04:28:09 No.43906224

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)04:28:09 No.43906224

OUR SHIELDS CAN'T HANDLE ADORABLE-NESS OF THIS MAGNITUDE CAPTAIN!

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)04:28:25 No.43906228

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)04:28:25 No.43906228

>>43906216
EXCELLENT

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)04:28:25 No.43906229

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)04:28:25 No.43906229

>>43906178
THEY WILL REMAIN AS ONE
ONE GLORIOUS CARD PLAYING BALL OF LOVE

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)04:28:26 No.43906231

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)04:28:26 No.43906231

>>43906216
Ork brain took over, got stupid and put quotes in wrong places. My bad. You get the idea.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)04:28:33 No.43906232

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)04:28:33 No.43906232

>>43906186
Look a bit closer, you can see some feet sticking out of the ball. The thing must be covered in mud and dirt!

Someone should lick it clean

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)04:30:55 No.43906245

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)04:30:55 No.43906245

>>43906216
I'm digging this one Boss!

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)04:32:04 No.43906251

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)04:32:04 No.43906251

>>43906216

I don't think we really need to remove the sticky elves for this. We just need to add the shaved BEARDLESS BEARD MIDGETS to our BARE BALL OF CONQUEST.

!!oBbl71QoFCS
11/30/15(Mon)04:32:23 No.43906253

!!oBbl71QoFCS 11/30/15(Mon)04:32:23 No.43906253

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I need to go to sleep now, thanks for participating everyone. I'll make another thread tomorrow night (monday night GMT-8)

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)04:33:46 No.43906261

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)04:33:46 No.43906261

>>43906253
Good night OP
Rest well.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)04:34:02 No.43906263

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)04:34:02 No.43906263

>>43906253
That
Face

Thanks for Running AnonGM

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)04:34:04 No.43906264

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)04:34:04 No.43906264

>>43906253
Thanks for your time and effort
Your drawings are top notch and had me in stitches

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)04:35:53 No.43906275

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)04:35:53 No.43906275

>>43906253
that was fun. thanks!

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)04:36:05 No.43906278

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)04:36:05 No.43906278

Bravo!!!
Will watch again tomorrow

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)04:36:32 No.43906280

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)04:36:32 No.43906280

This is probably the only quest I like.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)04:45:39 No.43906326

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)04:45:39 No.43906326

10/10

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)04:46:50 No.43906338

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)04:46:50 No.43906338

>>43905946
You throw the first game to give them confidence then act desperate for another chance "double or nothing" and THEN school them. Do you even hustle bro?

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)04:47:27 No.43906343

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)04:47:27 No.43906343

4chan's best thread. Ork/10, can't wait for part 2

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)04:50:16 No.43906363

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)04:50:16 No.43906363

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>>43905657
>the art style used to draw the elf's face

Kate Beaton is that you?

~~I'm a fan.~~

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)04:51:45 No.43906375

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)04:51:45 No.43906375

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>>43905586
~~Exactly.~~

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)04:53:23 No.43906385

Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)04:53:23 No.43906385

>>43906338
Orks do not hustle. If orks want your stuff, orks take your stuff. No need for tricksy words, like stupid elfs.

Anonymous
11/30/15(Mon)05:00:45 No.43906421

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>>43906253
>>43906363
Aw she left.

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