>>43962638
Let's get started.


"What do you know of the war?"
>War? the sith and jedi are at peace right now (TOR-ish timeline)
>The clone wars are still going strong (EP2-3 timeline)
>Over when order 66 happened (Ep3 and after)
>It's more of rebellion isn't it (up to EP4)
>write in

Should I give you guys options on what kind of character you'll play, or do you just want to post your own ideas and i'll go with a consesnsus?
Consider what race, age, gender, occupation, social status, personality, intelligence, back story, etc you'd like them to have.

Let your imagination run wild, don't know if this'll be a one shot or no, or whether anybody'll even post in it, so you want to be a twilek hooker? Why not. An aqualish ladies man bounty hunter? Why not? You want to play as a pervy force ghost, eh, not something i'd really know how to do, but why not?

>>43962642
>War? the sith and jedi are at peace right now (TOR-ish timeline)

Any chance of us ever meeting Zayne Carrick?

>>43962655
Why the fuck not I guess.

>>43962642
>very little as you are a coruscant underworld internet dweller who knows the force off of galaxytube tutorials

>>43962653
We should be an Arconan Merchant turned Smuggler.

>>43962669
I could dig this
>>43962680
I Could also dig this

Any particular era or?

>>43962688
Eh, what >>43962655 said.

>>43962655
>>43962669
>>43962692
Writing

>>43962705
(if coruscant isn't in the old republic era, i'll retcon it later)
Growing up in the slums in the underbelly of the coruscant underground shapes someone.
Recently, you stumbled across tutorials of the force on the galazytube when staying awake for another sleepless night of browsing.
Deciding "eh why not?" Attempts to copy the easier shit with intesnse concetration actually worked.
Holy force you you can use the force.
Well, barely, your sensitivety must not be the best sicne you were never picked up until now, but saying that, the jedi don't exactly come looking in places like this.

Up until now, you made you war through your
>write in
years of life, as a humble
>write in race
and have been living mostly as a
>write in occupation, hacker and engineer, smuggler, etc

>>43962744
Please ignore the countless typos and grammatical fuck ups, i'm a virgin at this.

>>43962744

16 years of life as a humble human while being a hacker and engineer for the underworld

>>43962773
You always thought you'd go far after you built that protocol droid from spare parts in your bedroom at 8 years of age, and subsequently sold it for even better parts to build better droids.
Now at age 16, you have what you can only describe as a small legion of slightly defective droids following you. Well, barely following you, good personality chips can be hard to find.
In the corner of your eye your gonk droid bounces to the generic hard beat of the bar you live above for free in exchange for fixing mechanical problems, should they arise.
You sigh.
Food still costs credits though, and since your last job went south (not your own fault this time) you're going to need to find some soon.

it's 3960 BBY, street food you'd rather not know the origin of permeates your nostrils, and your the jingle sound you love hearing in your pockets is notably absent.

What do?

>>43962841
oh yeah inventory
You have
>1 blaster
>1 Worn Vibro Knife
>General people shit, comms, holopad, etc
>moths in your wallet
>The only thing your dad left you, his fancy helmet
>Small toolkit
>Lockpicks
>Simple hacking tools (won't open the doors at the jedi temple, but with your skill level can do a lot down here in the world of shit electronics.
>Your droid army contains; One gonk style droid, a shit tier rusted astromech with personality, a one armed murderous protocol droid, various droid parts.

>>43962841
Head to the local watering hole and keep an ear to the ground. Maybe a job'll turn up.

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>43962902
You put on your "I'm a bounty hunter not a scrawny 16 year old please don't attack or rob me" get up and head on down to Binkses Drinkses.
The walk there is uneventful and you'd be tempted to steal some food on the way there, if not for the rancid smells of the homeless putting you off.
You take an open seat at the bar between two randomos you don't recognize and chug an unattended shot glass filled with a bitter liquid.
Rolling for ear to the ground

>>43962941
Focusing carefully and attuning all the bullshit out, you hear a pair in the corner, a male twilek and a what appears to be somekind of disgusting fish person talking about needing extra muscle for a specific job, and looking around suspiciously.
Just as you go to walk over to them, you are grabbed on the shoulder by a very large looking gentleman and fucked half way across the bar into a wall.
"Sit in my fraggin seat do ya? drink my fraggin drink do ya? i'll teach you scumbag!"

What do?
>Peaceful negotiations (what do you say?)
>You're small and fast, do what comes naturally (dodge and strike? just keep dodging? run?)
>try that jedi shit (what jedi shit?)
>Pull your blaster (and do what?)

>>43963010
Hightail it out of there with the natural speed and grace of a Hutt.

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>>43963010
>Pull your blaster (and do what?)
Shoot first

>>43963019
>>43963020
Waiting for third choice, unless you want combined option of distance and shoot first.

>>43963033
Sounds great, run and gun away

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>43963044
Roll me 2d20, best of three

Rolled 13, 15 = 28 (2d20)

>>43963067
In the testes

Rolled 7, 20 = 27 (2d20)

>>43963067

Rolled 9, 2 = 11 (2d20)

>>43963067
What system are you using?

You manage to gain a little extra distance between yourself and the target, an exceptionally large Bith male, so decide, why not?
You're not sure if Bith have testes down there since you've never had to shot one like this, but there's a first time for everything right?
You draw and dead aim directly at his crotch, and he goes even wider eyed when the bolt hits directly between his thighs.
You're not sure what it hit, but he's down, and through a stroke of luck (or crit shot fiat) a small handful of credits in his hand which were presumably to pay for the drink you stole end up flying at you and some end up in your pocket. Enough for you to jingle once more, but apart from a nice gift for a hobo, completely useless.

Out of the corner of your eye you spot the twilek and creature from the deep make their way toward you.

What do? Run? Go to them? Snappy one liner?

>>43963107
Thinking of 3d10 best of three for combat because simplicity, this was just a one off since you were taking two actions, running, and shooting. Still figuring out how I want to run it, and suggestions on any tips or wants are appreciated.

>>43963146
Run so far away

>>43963158
"Not on your life am I going donw for this" You think before you bolt, spurring memories of that one run that fucked up so bad, you're sweating more of remembering it, than the actual running you're doing.

Eventually you run out of breath outside of... Some kind of pawn shop?
You check behind you to make sure you aren't being followed and duck in silently into the doorway.

roll1d100

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>43963195
Ancient Lightsaber crystal when?

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>43963195

>>43963200
Hon Hon Hon
With that roll almost
Writing, will change writing if someone rolls higher but I doubt it.

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>43963195

Thankful you got away from that bad situation, you turn your attention to the porch of the store you're now in. Huh, the reason you must not have recognised this shop, is because you're in the higher class area of the lower class area. Only seen two space roaches in your ten seconds here.
Classy.

Getting further in the store, you see what you recognize as a jedi trainee (robes and shit so you assume so) at the main counter, arguing with some flying dirty insect looking merchant.
It seems she is looking for a fugitive and believes the merchant has more information, which he is neglecting to share. She slams her lightsaber on the counter
"You see this? This means you're going to tell me what i'm want to know, or a certain bug's getting zapped!"
Temper, crikey.
"Ehhhhh, i know not of a fugitive you speak of, just a pewter fridge in the back. veery cheap? this must be what you're on about no?"
You can't tell if he's really fucking stupid, or really fuckin connected.
"I'll slam your head in that fridge, fly!"
and with that they go into the back of the shop.
You didn't know jedi were this violent.

What do?
>Look around
>Go in the back
>Steal some shit
>Leave
>As always, write in.

>>43963264
Not being allowed to post this due to my computer or 4chan spazzing on me for 3 minutes should've been a wake up call to proof read it. Typos everywhere senpai.

>>43963264
Shoot the jedi trainee in the back of the head and steal her stuff. Street scum stick together.

>>43963264
>say hello, ask her for the description of the fugitive

>>43963301
My bad, I worded that badly, sneak up on them and try to shoot the jedi.

>>43963315
Supporting

>>43963315
Crikey
I'll wait like 3 mins for more responses and if not then this'll be the path we start on.
>>43963309
Tie
i'll wait a little bit but since it's no traffic hours , it'll be a small wait and then i'll roll a 1d2, 1 for stealth, and 2 for hello.
Either case when I do i'll need a 3d10, to stealth and shoot or schmooze.
>>43963333
Well no need, quads broke the tie.

Roll me that mf'ing 3d10

>>43963333
>>43963315
Being a murderhobo instead of getting a bounty quest, k.

Rolled 8, 7, 6 = 21 (3d10)

>>43963354

Rolling for being an edgy retarded muderhobo

>>43963375
If you fail then you're probably going to be the target of a bounty quest.
That being said
Roll me that MF'ING 3d10

Rolled 9, 3, 3 = 15 (3d10)

>>43963354
Dice gods pls
>>43963375
Why not, we'll get somewhere eventually. Joining with whatever army is around sounds good.

Rolled 6, 2, 9 = 17 (3d10)

>>43963354

>>43963392
It's still a random murderhobo act.

Rolled 4, 4 = 8 (2d10)

Guess i'll roll for he shopkeeper now
Here's to explain the gimpy system I just thought up.
Gonna roll 2d10, which will be the rolls the shopkeeper and lightsaber wielder make
It's less a DC and more an awareness test, and there will be modifiers to it, and one persons roll may affect the others'

That being said
Rollan'

>>43963412
>>43963392
Oh and killing a jedi is basically narrowing your options to "criminal", so you won't be joining any standing armies unless the sith are around.

>>43963375
>>43963392
>>43963412
Jedi aren't usually that violent and Jedi trainee's are always accompanied by teacher or their masters. I bet this kid stole the lightsaber he has and assumes he can get what he wants by flashing it.

>>43963430
she*

>>43963426
Do Mandalorians not count as an army

Rolled 9, 3 = 12 (2d10)

On your way to the back of the shop, you notice the lightsaber still on the counter, take it on your way to shoot the jedi?
yay or nay?
conceal it if yes or wield it?
hide it in the proch so it can be easy to take in a retreat but can't be used against you if you fuck up?
gimme words to affect what I write up now.

writing

>>43963430
Or she's a stupid and rash young jedi trainee who is doing dumb shit despite her master. Sounds like... A lot of them?

>>43963438
Oh yeah actually, that's an option. It comes to that it'd probably be the best one too.

>>43963445
Take, conceal

>>43963445
Yes, take the lightsaber and conceal it on our person.

>>43963448
Then she deserves what's coming to her. It's not like we'll be held responsible for her death if she's the one making the threats and we're defending someone else from her violence.

>>43963445
>Take, conceal
Support this.

>>43963457
>thinking people will think "hey he's right she WAS being too brutish"
>killing someone for making threats will be treated as justified
>specially, sneaking on someone and then stealing their stuff
Hobo of Murder

>>43963482
>Implying her teacher/master will be able to interrogate his/her dead student.
If you can't deal with the choices we make, you should leave or samefag better.

Now that you look closer you see the assailant

You conceal the lightsaber on your person (ost pics of what you want the lightsaber to look like, type of hilt, colour, w/e)
You sneak into the back of the shop and see a brown refridgeration unit covered in green blood while the said original carrier of the green blood is being choked up against the wall.
not actually choked.
choked with the force
Oh yeah this isn't a jedi trainee it's their nemesis peeps who are jsut as big assholes as they are, except they admit they're after power unlike the jedi.
What were they called the shit or something?
Well that's what this one's about to be called
you draw and silently approach and line up your shot, just before you fire the shopkeeper eyes you, and this bitch, whoever she is, immediately notcies, turning an outreaching a hand to block your blaster shot or your pull your blaster, or whatever she was trying to do
Who cares what she was trying to do
you aren't billy slowbrain
you angle your blaster minute precisions and blast oveer her palm, between ehr fingers, and into her smug knowing red face
She goes down
the shopkeeper can't believe what's happened
neither can you really


What the fuck do?

>>43963501
>samefag
Are you accusing me of samefagging for laying down a single vote or are you saying you did and that second was one?
>hurr leave
Telling you I disagree with a choice is a valid objection, if you want to play a shitty and bland murderhobo be my guest, I am free to vote against and object to it.

>>43963509
Make sure she's really dead, don't know if she can pull any force bullshit. Take whatever she has on her. Ask if the shop keep is all right.

>>43963509
Holy fuck the typos in that, i'd die of embarrassment if this wasn't anonymous.
>>43963528
By make sure she's dead you mean another round in the back of her head or pulse checking?

>>43963509
Check with the shopkeeper and ask what that chick was doing there.
Also, was that she a sith pureblood?

>>43963546
Another round in the back of the head works fine.

>>43963553
She's a purple twilek with distinctive sith tattooing
>>43963568
Writing I guess

You've done a lot of shit you aren't proud of
This is no exception
However
After looking through your newly acquired goods, 1 lightsaber, 1 saved shopkeeper, several thousand credits, a holopad,
Boy are you fuckin proud of this
"You alright man?" you ask the shopkeeper casually as he stares at you in utter disbelief

Rolled 34 (1d100)

forgot to roll
oh yeah for whatever his response is, roll a 3d

Rolled 10, 9, 9 = 28 (3d10)

>>43963604

>>43963604
3d10* holy fuck am i off game today

"Am I alright? You've just killed a sith, in my store you little shit! Who the fuck are you? give me your name!"
Thankfully you're wearing a helmet otherwise this guy could report your face
"My name is guy who just saved your life from crazy force user. I was at the very least expecting a discount not a bollocking"
"A fucking discount! You know how much trouble this is gonna bring me?"

>What do?

Rolled 1, 7, 5 = 13 (3d10)

>>43963624
Well I can't beat that
>>43963628
Ask why there'd be an issue

>>43963628
"Better in trouble than dead, would you rather be like she is?" Point at the sith
"Cause we could arrange that if you want it so much"

>>43963624
Okay...
Well whatever you do now works from alright to fucking amazing depending on the difficulty of what you want to do. You want to fly into space with nothing but shooting your blasters downward and you won't kill yourself trying, but even that's too high a dc for you to have reached.
---
>>43963649
"Why would there be an issue?"
The bug calms down a little
"Because even as well protected a I am, retribution from the sith or even this young one's master could be very slow and painful, which is something I don't want to experience."
>>43963650
"Better in trouble than dead, would you rather be like she is?" You point at the dead sith on the ground with several blaster bolts in her, "Cause we could arrange that if you want it so much"
He calms down even more and forces a fake smile
"you're right you're right, i shouldn't be so quick to anger, you did save me after all."
He sighs deeply and stares almost a bit too long at the dead twilek.
"I'm guessing you're one of the bounty hunters keeping Ranga hidden then?"

>What do motherfucker?

>>43963706
Sure am, why do you think I got rid of the sith.

>>43963706
>Nope, just a freelancer who saw a nice business opportunity

>>43963706
>I took a chance that I saw, and I saved your ass doing it. Coincidence. Who's Ranga?

writing

"Nope, just a freelancer. i took a chance on you being a nice business opportunity and saved your ass.
Who's ranga?"
"o-oh, don't worry about that my dear child, you've done enough for today..."
"honestly? I saved you and you're not going to tell me who ranga is? I saved your life, does it really mean so little to you you can't tell em something so simple for doing so?"
"okay okay, you're right once again."
he tenses up and explains things to you
Apparently ranga had an arms deal with the sith, and fucked them. he also works for a minor crime boss who owns a club near here. so, the boss is hiding ranga to keep ranga leading the trail back to him, and has hired bounty hunters to throw off pursuers.
your idly listen but perk up at the mention of credits.
"i'm assuming this particular sith had a small bounty on her head, but the sith have spies everywhere, and claiming it could make you a target if found out. i'll call some people round to get rid of this body, but if you need anything else, let me know"

>What do?
oh yeah, roll 1d100

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>43963837
Ask for any work as a mercenary

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>43963837

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>43963837
DIIIIICE

>>43963855
"Me particularly? No, I'm only a humble shopkeeper, but Baka the Hutt might"
"and baka the hutt is?"
"Ranga's boss. J-just don't tell him that I sent you or that I told you about Ranga. Alright?"

>What do now? see his wares, walk out the door, inspect your new lightsaber, run outside and force punch the first teddy bear looking sentient right in the face, the galaxy's your oyster!

>>43963900
Well, let's head to his hutt. See if we can get a job. Force Sensitive Bounty Hunters can get absolutely broken.

>>43963920
As you leave and head to the hutt's place, you notice a very persistent stalker (despite rolling like shit), since despite your terrible perception due to being distracted by the weight of the saber and the jingling of coins in your pocket, every time they duck behind a wall, you can see their horns sticking out.
Oh look, a bounty hunter who's almost as bad as you are.
How precious.
You can ;
>ignore the tail and let it follow you,
>shake the tail,
>shoot at and shake the tail
>Kill the tail
>Try negotiating with the tail
>Go get some tail
>Combo option
>Write in

>>43963979
Well done, good sir

>Try negotiating with the tail

>>43964032
Any particular way you want to negotiate with the tail? intimidate? bargain? "hello there mr tail"?
Either way, whatever you choose, roll me a 3d10 aswell.

Rolled 86, 60, 90 = 236 (3d100)

>>43964066
"You may as well come out and chat, I can see you."

inb4 he's not alone and is actually b8

Rolled 3, 8, 1 = 12 (3d10)

>>43964092
goddamnit. It was such a good roll, too...

anyone else in 'ere?

>>43964092
Taking those rolls as 8,6,9
Is this nerfherder taking the piss?
Do they think I can't see them?
Kids these days, smfh
"You may as well come out and chat, I can see you."
Slowly a head pokes out around the corner until eyes meet with your... helmet.
"W-w-what did you speak to the shopkeeper about?"
Through the voice modulator, you can tell that this Togrutan is pissing themselves, especially since they're shaking so hard it looks like their horns are gonna fall off.

>What do?

>>43964113
I hope so, there was loads for the murderhobo argument earlier, maybe they ditched

>>43964113
Eh, the writing is just bad enough for me to get uninterested. I mean
>Kids these days, smfh
2/10

>>43964141
I've got to drop out after this, so last response.

>Why do YOU want to know?

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>>43964253
Guy's a 16 year old clubhopper so far, wouldn't be surprised if death sticks were in his inventory. Not jsut that, but so far he sees himself above the younger type despite being only 16, due to his advanced intellect, so I thought that made sense to say. If you lot tell me you want me to play him as nerd i'll make his monologue more in that direction, but if you say so charismatic han solo can't out talk him, then i'll write him that way.
That all being said this is my first quest and i never expected much so I won't bump it but i'll keep it going so long as there are responses.
>>43964262
writing

This newcomer is following me yet demands answers from me?
that's not how it works idiot
"Why do YOU want to know?"
"H-hey that's not how it works! Tell me or get blasted! I've been payed a lot of credits by a very important person for this!"
You see her hand rest on her blaster, and it's a very nice blaster, very new and expensive aswell. Almost unused. Probably unused, but you don't doubt that she'll use it if need be.
You could try to shoot first, or even shoot better since you've been phenomenal at it lately when you couldn't hit the side of a cruiser from two feet away a week back.
Or you can spill the beans.

>What do?

>>43964298
It's not how you write him. It's your poor writing in general.

>>43964350
Shoot first, disarming shot

>>43964357
I can't say you're wrong there.
I'm shitting out responses as fast as I can really, not caring about quality or anything.
I assumed that it wouldn't matter much in a "choose your own adventure" as the journey would be more important than the tale it leaves behind.
>>43964372
writan'

There are three different ways to stay alive in this business.
The first way is to shoot your blaster first.
The second is to stay hidden so blasters don't even foster into the equation.
The third way is being able to schmooze a blaster out of your face.
While you're not confident in all methods of survival, you're damn sure that this bantha fodder is just as worse.
A flash of light is all you need to confirm you theory as she yowls in pain, hand seared by a blaster burn, with her own blaster lying on the ground.
A few looks are given your way, but most folks round here know that stopping and staring could very well mean their heart stopping.
"I'll ask one more time, why were you following me?"
Exasperated sighing pisses you off, but you ignore it and listen to her response.
"I was sent by a certain Hutt to keep an eye on any who entered Pilgo's Pawnshop," Huh, guess you figured out which store you were in earlier, "and when i saw you sneak in and then leave, I thought that you might've interrogated him and left to tell what information you learned off to your superiors"
So this idiot works for Baka? Good to know.

>What do now?

>>43964506
Tell her she messed up by not noticing the sith enter, explain what happened inside ,then say that we were going to go to Baka for work.

>>43964547
You recount the tale of your very questionable heroic deed of shooting someone in the face, leaving your new accquaintance very red in the face, as much as you can tell anyway.
"Oh no, I messed up? the Sith turned up and I missed it?" sensing your judging glare, she suddenly jolts up off the ground and huffs her chest proudly,
"Do you know how easy it is to fall asleep while on overwatch duties? Very very easy I tell you. Thus, it's not my fault that the Sith got in. Yeah, let's go with that!"
It's almost funny how quick she went from dejected to proud, AFTER being informed that she'd messed up.

>What do now?

>>43964624
Brush her off and go find Pizza the hutt

>>43964648
"It's not like I actually care about your struggles. Have fun kid."
She shouts after you, but you don't listen to unimportant people who fail all the time, so the words just bounce off the back of your head.
A short walk later, you find yourself standing outside of Pizza the Hutt's bar. A very large joint, adorned in neon that flashes on purpose, not just because the sign is 20 years old like at your regular dump.
As you approach the door you're stopped by two surly Mon Calamari doormen
"Name" they both fish shout in unison, probably to check if you're on the guest list.
>What do? What say? What name?

>>43964730
Give our name, Kyran Ollis. Mention that his hidden friend might be found.

>>43964818
"Ollis, Kyran Ollis"
They don't look at the list.
They look at you.
They see the blood on you.
"Nah, you're not on the list mate"
"Pizza, uh shit, I mean Baka the Hutt's hidden friend might be found" You say with a knowing smile.
Seconds pass.
Like at least ten.
"I think you should just leave mate, crawl back to your shithole instead of trying to sneak in here. doubt you could afford the drinks anyway"
"But Baka needs to see me"
"I very much doubt that"
Fuck, they're not budging.

What do?
>jedi shit (specify)
>talky shit (specify)
>fighty shit (specify)
>write in

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>>43962638
>Play a Star Wars DnD
>Play as a Republic Navy captain
>Muh 3 months after Geonosis
>Get stuck on a pirate hunting job spanning Lannik to Daalang
>drop from hyperspace to find a pirate freighter and 3 starfighters
>Slay all the pirates except 2, have my clone marine CO kneecap one and drop them off at a Republic space station
>Jump back to Lannik on my way
>Meet a big convoy of superfreighters
>Greet them and they jump off
>Decide to follow their vector after no action
>See that they are getting engaged by 3 starfighters (Headhunters) and a DP-20 frigate named "Suckerpunch"
>All dem weapons
>I was only a Consular Class c70 retrofit
>Get into an intense naval duel while waiting for backup
>glassed their command bridge and hit their reactors
>Their ship goes silent and I keep firing into them
>Send the Clone marines aboard to kill everyone they see that isnt shouting "I surrender"
>Take two prisoners
>Everyone else on board, the 90 other crewmen, are silent
>recall the marines just as help arrives
>thanks niggers
>jump back to Lannik Station
>find out the reason why the rest of the Pirates didnt surrender was because they all died of radiation poisoning in a puddle of their own bloody vomit
>mfw

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>>43964910
>>jedi shit (specify)
Mind Crush

Rolled 8, 10 = 18 (2d10)

>>43964921
Sugar, spice, everything nice, lethal radiation posioning.
The pirate puff girls.
>>43964959
Roll 2d10

Rolled 7, 10, 4 = 21 (3d10)

>>43964910
>talky shit
He certainly wants to see me and I doubt he would want me to divulge this information out here.

Rolled 7, 10 = 17 (2d10)

>>43964979
Rolling for mind crush

>>43964981
>>43964999
"I'm pretty sure he wants to see me"
...
More silence
Suddently the mon cal on the left speaks up
"What do you think Ikbar?"
"I dunno, what do you think ukbar?"
"i think there's not much harm in it ikbar"
"i think there's every harm in it, baka's a busy man ukbar"
"But still, could be important ikbar"

They try your patience. You reach back into your memory banks and recall being able to crush someone's mind with the force. Or was it from a card game? You don't particularly care.
You focus on crippling their minds from the inside, and Ikbar, the one who didn't think to let you inside, is now screaming, and writhing on the floor while ukbar watches on in terror at the mouth frothing seizure taking place.
Acknowledging your power, Ukbar steps aside and lets you in. As the doors close behind you, you can hear the former brother crying as he calls someone on a comm link. Welp, guess they know you're here, and that you've crippled a doorman.

>What do?

>>43965097
Walk in and find Baka

>>43965113
You walk up in the club feeling like P.Sithy
Unfortunately, looking around yields no fruit. You don't see a huge slug in this room.
So you go around asking guards who tell you that you should go back to enjoying yourself, and then when they think you're out of earshot, tell Baka that the "mind crushing sith lord is on the dance floor"
Not sure what a sith lord is, probably just a really good sith now that you think about it.
You take a seat at the bar and wait for baka, if he firgures the sith are onto him then surely he'd want to talk it out right?

Pick a drink at the bar, and then roll 1d100 for me.

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>43965185
Tequilla, this'll go great. I'm having fun

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>43965203
Wheey, glad someone is, nice roll btw.

writing

>>43965225
"Barkeep, one shot of space tequilla while I wait here for Baka!"
You've never seen someone poor a drink so fast in their life, but you guess the way you've been flexing your hand since the thrill of that mind crush has him feeling on edge. Guess that earpierce isn't just a hearing aid. You take a sip and wonder just how much free shit you can get in here by pretending to be Sith. Free drinks? Free wetches? Free death sti-
Your monologue time is cut short when the glass in your hand explodes, sending shards of glass across the bar.
They would've hit your face too, but a real bounty hunter doesn't even take his mask off to drink.
"Stand and face me Sith!" You hear before the token hum of a lightsaber fills your ears.
You haven't turned to see them yet, but you can feel them there, the smug overconfidence of "oh look at me i'm the good guy" just radiates into your pores.
This is definitely an actual jedi, and behind him, Baka.

>What the fuck do you do Kyran?

>>43965284
Wait, why is a jedi helping a crime lord?
Oh fuck, that's somebody who's actually trained.
Turn around and ignite the lightsaber we stole from the real sith.

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>43965343
Are you fucking serious Baka? I came here to help you out, slug cunt.
You turn around and as menacingly as you can while shitting yourself at the thought of an actual jedi taking you head on, draw your saber.
What the fuck
Why is it a light pink dueling saber?
What the fuck kind of shitty Sith did you kill to get this hunk of crap?
Baka looks just as confused as you are, probably more at the jedi disrobing and preparing for battle, than the double ended dildo in your hands. Eh, it feels alright you suppose, but you don't expect to keep it forever.
"master jedi, I know the sith are troublesome but I assure you that this was an internal affair"
"I don't know who you think you are hutt, but when a sith is here, the full authority of the jedi council is behind me in disposing of such a beast"
Did he say dispose? Not capture?
Why have you met no one but nerfherders today?
"Now enough talk, come at me!"

>What do?
>Run
>Fight
>Fight dirty
>Try and talk your way out
>Write in

WIth each specifiy your exact option.
oh, also roll 3d10 for me.

Rolled 9, 10, 7 = 26 (3d10)

>>43965455
>>Fight dirty
Use the innocents present in the room as shields, by moving around and using the force if necessary.

>>43965507
Crit!
The ring around you two grows smaller and you advance closer and closer to each other, when a thought pops into your head.
Man I really don't need this shit. You grab a stray in a headlock/human shield position and charge the jedi.
While he can fend off the blows easy enough, his own blows that are blocked by a shield and force him to hesitate allow your actual weapon to score grazing superficial wounds on him.
It looks like the anger is getting to him though and he tries to force pull the hostage out of your grip. You however, force grip your own hands closed, leaving him looking like a twat pulling an invisible rope.
When he finally gies up on awnting the hostage, you throw them at him, only of course after slipping a vibro knife in their pocket and mind tricking them into it
The look on his face when he frantically asked them if they were okay only to get shivved was priceless.
"You bastard!" he shouts as he wills the civ to sleep, and comes in for a desperate charge attack, seemingly uncaring about colateral damage with this one.

Roll 3d10 and do whatcha gotta do

Rolled 10, 9, 1 = 20 (3d10)

>>43965614
Full power push, fucking blast him away

>>43965652
You taste death in your mouth
You feel it in your throat
You can't read this guy's strike
Is he gonna spin at you?
get above you?
All these thoughts of high ground and special tactics rush through your head
Tactics which would take too long
You focus your will, you concentration, your hope, all into a single wish.
A wish that this motherfucker be as far away from you ass possible as soon as possible.
Letting out a blast you didn't know you were capable of, you catch him mid jump and send him into the fucking ceiling.
he goes through the roof a few feet, and falls back down through the Jedi sized hole he left.
He stands back up slowly looking through you, only thing keeping his barely unconscious ass awake is his sense of justice in taking you out.
You pull your arm back, focus, and blast him directly in the fucking face with a physical mind crush. Or as it's more commonly named, a fuck off force punch.
You swear half his face flies off and he lands dejectedly in the corner.
You wipe the sweat from your brow and check to see if you've pissed yourself.
Nope, jsut a bit o spilled space tequila,
Back to business
You look to baka
he looks to you

>what do?

>>43965747
Go grab his saber.
Turn to Baka and say:
>So I heard you're offering some work

>>43965777
You blow off Baka for the meanwhile and pick up his saber.
A dark purple, vicious, aggressive, made with the crsytal he undertook extreme trials to go through, and spent hours mediating to build, something he's spent years fighting with, his only reliable partner.
lol kyran wins mine now bitch

You pocket his saber and turn to baka
"i heard you heard work available?"
"you did all this for work?"
"yeah pretty much"
"...."
"what? do you have work or not? cos a little birdy told me you have work?"
"...follow me"
---
You take a seat and tell Baka everything that's happened so far of relevance, how you saved his shopkeeper who was in on the deal, that you shot a sith in the face and that you're really a bounty hunter. Also that you should really either fire that Togruta or give her easier jobs.
"Well, this is quite unexpected. You did all this, killing the sith hunting down my guy, to kicking the shit out of a jedi, just to talk to me? I'm astounded"
Unfortunately I have no work for you anymore. You killed all the people on my trail, and have seriously injured a Jedi in my club, which will have dire consequences for me later on,"
You look at him with discerning eyes
"I'm sorry, but if you really wanted a job, you shouldn't have maimed everyone in your way as loud as possible"
This makes you feel like everything was for nothing, however, he offers you 50,000 credits as payment and an extra 50,000 to just skip town entirely, since now they're bound to be looking for you, and saying in town could link you to paranoid little baka.

>What do?

>>43965904
Take the money to skip town and finish off the jedi on our way out, use his lightsaber for maximum edge. As for where we leave to, a random plot relevant spot would be great.

>>43965904
Take the money to skip town. Try getting a ticket on the next ship to the planet with the Sith training facilities. What was it, Koriban?

They pretty much have to let us join after the shit we pulled in the last fight.

>>43966029
Korriban works for me.

>>43965965
ALL HAIL KYRAAAN
HEROES RISE AGAIN

You finish off the jedi with his own lightsaber, gaining stunned gasps from the clubgoers that haven't gone home yet. Finally, after taking the entire bottle of space tequilla from behind the bar, you leave the club.
"a random plot relevant spot "
Senpai there is no plot, i'm X-winging all of this.

I guess spaceport for now would be good.
You leave the underbelly and head to the above ground portion of coruscant. You take a taxi to the spaceport
When you get there, you scope out your surroundings, there's several groups of people, and several ships. Cos yaknow, that's what a spaceport is.

You now need to decide whether you're going to steal or buy a ship, or whether you want to promise work for board and stowaway. All very reasonable options.
In one corner of the waiting room you see a group of aqualisk, a ragtag group of randoms that look like bounty hunters, an a group of hooded randoms that look very untrustworthy.

>>43966029
>>43966068

From your knowledge, you remember that the nearest place that trains sith is korriban, so subtlety being your strong point, you shout out
"Is anyone here interested in taking me to korriban?" pausing, you add "or at the very least off this planet and in that direction?"

>>43966078
The bounty hunting group waves you over, but before you can get to them somebody from the hooded group stops you.
"Why are you looking for board to korriban?" he says waving his hand in front of your face.

>what do?

>>43966117
Shrug
"Delivery"

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Rolled 10, 1, 3 = 14 (3d10)

>>43966117
Wave him back

>>43966117
>Uh...I wanted to see if the academy there would accept me?

>>43966138
>>43966135
>>43966168

You wave back at him
"A delivery."
As you wave you try once again to hit that mind crush on a motherfucker, but you guess he just has higher resistance than that inbred fish fuck you took out with it.
Instead he just crouches holding his head in pain.
His friends rush in to intervene, some squaring up to you, and the others helping their friend up.
"What's your real purpose fiend?"
"Uh, I wanted to see if the academy there would accept me"
"You know what, normally i'd turn you away from that place with some spiel about there being good in your heart, but you sicken me to the core. I hope you die there"
and with that they take their leave.
The bounty hunters before come up to you jaws agape (at least you think so since you can see the chin from underneath their helmets peeking out a little.

>what do

>>43966224
Ask how much the cost is to be taken to korriban

>>43966236
Second, if they don't want to make a trip there look into buying our own shitty ship.

>>43966224
"Those guys are dicks. How much is this gonna cost me?"

>>43966224
Yeah, we really are an evil little shit aren't we?

>>43966305
Not so much evil, just ridiculously ignorant of morals. He waved at us first, so we wave back. We know you can crush, not persuade with the force

>>43966236
>>43966272
"ugh, how much will a trip to korriban cost me? my wallet ain't the most full right now to be honest. But I do have enough to get alternative transport if you guys are gonna be dicks like them lot"
"You really think you're going to have to pay for your trip? We're smuggling goods there anyway, and now that the jedi that were investigating our Sith artifacts and contraband have fucked off, we're basically home free! but first we have to stop off at Mos Eisley and pretend to trade for the goods, and then steal them. Think you could help us with that Mr Big Guy?" she asys throwing you back your lightsabers. Musta taken them in the distraction earlier. Fucking mandos.

>What do?

>>43966354
Eh sure, but don't take by shit again, it'd be very unpleasant For You

>>43966340
>>43966305
While he is a dirty edgelord murderhobo, I prefer to think of him as extremely extremely neutral if not chaotic neutral, doing whatever is necessary for him and whatever he sees as most efficient at the time, ignoring good and evil completely.

>>43966354
"Sure, I can help."

We may be on the fast track to the Dark Side, but we can still be a team player.

>>43966378
>>43966413
Look at these chipper fucks.
Well you can be chipper too.
"Sure, why the fuck not, I can help out"
"Splend-"
"But if you ever take my shit again it's going to be very painful"
"okay duly not-"
"For you"
"Well, my name is Glenda, and I am the leader of this sect of money makers"
"I'm Kyran"
"well now that introductions are done, let's get to the ship before those pesky meddling jedi come back!"

roll1d100

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>43966465
Get the luck

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>43966465

>>43966483
Get the kek more like
barely over half? for shame lad

You feel an instinct to duck. So you do, and a blaster bolt sails over your head, scorching the top of your helmet, and braining a Quarren to your left.
Force, they look even more disgusting when dead, the weird fishy fucks.
You barely dance around the hail of blasterfire being volleyed at you, until you manage to duck behind a forklift and they stop firing.
"They've got us cornered now men" says glenda, "Damn imperial police!"
you look around your cover and see outfitted armoured men with a purpose. Fugitive capturing.
"Sorry you got caught up in this kyran, they've been on our tail for years!" she shout dragging you by the hand until she hears "Give up kyran we have you surrounded" at which point she stops, lets you go, and activates her jetpack.
"We'll wait for you at hanger 12. If you make it, good on ya, if you don't, nice knowing you lad" She shouts as her jetpack roars to life.

>what do now?

Rolled 5, 3, 6 = 14 (3d10)

>>43966612
Use the force to make ourselves invisible and get to hanger 12

>>43966634
Not the best roll for trying to use an ability not yet used
--
You try and you find yourself invisible? However your invisible silhouette is glowing very brightly, however, you feel that's because you accidentally activated some kind of light power, and that you feel it's slowly going away, so until then, you need to hide in plain light, or keep moving.

>Hide in nearby Lamp Store
>Run straight for hangar 12 as a glowy motherfucker
>Detour (where)

Rolled 5, 3, 1 = 9 (3d10)

>>43966634
Better at least support this with a hopefully better roll.

Maybe use force-enhanced running+jumping instead?

>>43966705
Hopefully better
Hope's a jedi's game
---
You start running and jumping around, but find that you glow the brightest when moving like a madman, and glow th darkest/are actually invisible when sitting completely still.
It is still slowly wearing off, and you aren't as bright as you ocne were like 30 seconds ago, but it's easy to still get caught this way.

>What do? Keep running to hangar 12? Turn and fight? Hide? Actually roll well? Who knows.

Rolled 7, 10, 5 = 22 (3d10)

>>43966690
>>Run straight for hangar 12 as a glowy motherfucker
Fuck it, rolling for how fast we cheese it.

Rolled 10, 10, 7 = 27 (3d10)

>>43966705
well that was a fuckup

>>43966690
Fuck it, make a straight run for it. Try to use some sort of force dash while we're at it. Failing that, make ghost sounds.

>>43966759
My associate of undisclosed ethnicity

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>43966754
>>43966759
Guess we running
>>43966776
Watch yo mouth!

writing

You figure out,
"Hey brain, obstacles are only obstacles right? So me glowing and invisible means I can jsut make spooky ghost sounds to people in our way, and our speed means we can outrun the obstacles behind us, but how do we get ahead of the obstacles in front"
Obviously by force jumping every single one of them.
You look like a spazzy force ghost gazelle in your mvoements but you finally get to the hangar 12, and push in front of Glenda the dopey cow to get aboard
But when you do
Holy fuck are you tired
You collapse like a motherfucker face first onto an astrodroid losing your invisibility as you lay there staring up at the lights
"Well, looks like you made it after all lad. Guess you're one of the crew, well at least until we reach korriban"

>what do? (apart from dribble, because holy fuck have you guys expended yourself force wise today. almost some starkiller gary stu shit)

>>43966840
Rest until they get to Mos Eisley and need our help. Make sure they don't touch our stuff. If possible try and familiarise ourself with using a lightsaber, single sword style. Figure out which saber suits us better.

>>43966840

You know what, let's see how this Mos Eisley thing goes. Honestly I'm not all that certain on the whole Sith thing. They both seem like a bunch of tossers.

>>43966897
The time in hyperspace is spent mostly resting and practicing your saber strikes. You feel that the jedi's looted saber feels a lot more your thing, as in, not like an awkward dog toy, and use this as your main saber. You decide not to dual wield for several reasons.
1. using two completely different sabers at once would make you feel like a bit of a classless tusken.
2.You'd prefer to have one hand free for force even though you know for a fact that you can still extend fingers and palms while holding a saber to sue force powers. Why are so many users so scared to do this? Are they worried that might accidentally throw their saber like a dickhead in the way you used to worry about spitting while eating chewing gum? fuck knows.
3. If need be, a saber and a blaster hidden up our sleeve ready for quick access could be quite the dirty trick and seems up your alley.

You also reporgram their astromech to follow you exclusively until Korriban, so you can hide your shit in him without worry.

"Well, we're here!" Shouts glenda as you approach the shithole beneath you.

Christ, roll a 1d100 for me please.

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>43967048
Ambush where

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>43967048

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>43967048

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>>43967069
Ambush where?
Ambush at your fuckin eyes mate.
>>43967107
Better.

Look at this shithole, you've never seen a more wretched shit of shit and more shit.
sanity check passed
"Glenda do you want me to snap your fucking neck? What kinda artifacts and goods could you possibly ever score here? Were you paid off to drive me insane or something?"
"Heavens no kyran, it may not look like it, but this place has a lot of character you know"
"character my arse, the hobos in the underbelly of coruscant would donate the clothes off their backs if they see the squalor here"
"Quit whining and come with me you baby"
---
You finally get to the Cantina. You walk in and take it all in.
A jizz band is playing what appear to be two chords repeated, everyone here is ugly and decrepit, not even any Zeltron poon in sight.
While Glenda goes to speak to her "contact", you sit down at the bar.

>what do?

>>43967153

Barkeep, a shot of the absolute craziest shit you can dig up please, life has been weird for me lately

>>43967153
>No Zeltron poon
Well fuck this place, get whatever they have that doesn't look like piss.

"Barkeep, a shot of the absolute craziest shit you can dig up please, life has been weird for me lately"
"You can say that again!" his tentacle mouth half burnt off four eyed face says in response.
You chug the shot out of the dirty glass in front of you and are immediately fucked up. Holy shit, you've never had anything so foul in your life, and you've eaten out of the trash.
>>43967194
Regaining your composure, you spot an actual zeltron female, but when yo go to get up to talk to her, you actually regain composure this time, and you realise is a drag queen sunburnt gungan in a wig
if you've ever wanted to kill yourself, it would've been now.

You instead keep an ear out. Interesting tales about desert beasts, and tusken raider gangs terrorizing the wastes. Apparently, there are more bounties issued than collected here, which is good to know.
You look over to glenda, who nods at you, and then nods her head in the direction of someone leaving the room, who she then follows.

>what do?
>Follow
>Sit this one out (and do what instead)

>>43967279
>>Follow

>>43967279
>Follow

>>43967316
There's no point being a lazy cunt, you piad for your transport by being here for whatever happens. So ehre you are.
You follow glenda into the backgarden or so to speak of this establishment.
There a man waits with a crate, a crowbar, a nice hat, and what else? oh yeah, about 8 or so armed guards. Did Glenda really think she could steal this with just her crew before? maybe she is crazy, I mean she likes this dump after all.

"Well met glenda," the nice hat man says "who's your new friend?"
"Not important right now, all you need to now is that we have the funds. I take it these are the artifacts?"
In response he pops the crate showing various trinkets and loot.
"Why on earth would i turn up empty handed?" he remarks?
"Not like i'd know!" she replies

>what do
>wait a little longer
>enact a plan now
>leave

Rolled 8, 9, 1 = 18 (3d10)

>>43967419
>>enact a plan now
Use force push to send the guards to the ground, use our saber to finish them off while glenda deals with the hat man

>>43967419
>wait a little longer

Wait for her signal, god I hope she has a signal

Rolled 6, 4, 6, 9, 10, 6, 2, 10, 8 = 61 (9d10)

>>43967462
>>43967447
Right now i'm going for "wait a little longer for anything that shows glenda is ready, and then force push all the guards and saber out while she deals with hat man.

rolling and writing

>>43967462
This

>>43967025
I suggested Korriban, and I'm not so certain about it myself. Although we are on a pretty sweet spot on the timeline for it I think.

The two exchange a little more business banter when two more of Glenda's mando gang, percy and beatrice you think, you didn't really care to learn to be fair, come in and cart the crate away.
"hey come on now glenda, i know we're old friends, and a little more, but you know i need payment first"
she chuckles, "you know i'm not trying to push you away, blah blah blah"
She kept on talking, but she knows you have powers, so you're assuming the word "push" was your signal
You blast 5 guards out of comission, and the rest some distance away, but still raring to go
"Glenda what is this? he asks innocently as she shoots him under the mouth into his brain
You draw your saber and deflect bolts back until there's only one guard left, and the others are escaping with the loot. However, while you're looking away, you notice the man's really nice hat on the ground just lying there. Next to a beeping thermal detonator the remaining guard had jsut thrown.
Whoops.

>what do?

>secondary what do of take hat like indy or don't risk it

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Rolled 5, 5, 9 = 19 (3d10)

>>43967634
push it back with the force

>>43967499
Like I said
Go wherever the wind takes you.
>>43967669
Better hope a better roll/action comes through bruv.

Rolled 4, 9, 6 = 19 (3d10)

>>43967689
Like this?

>>43967717
It's better i'll say that
One roll left
a particular action with that roll or just pushing up that guy's push?

Rolled 10, 2, 4 = 16 (3d10)

>>43967746
Push it as hard as it can go

Rolled 1, 8, 3 = 12 (3d10)

>>43967634

Push the thermal detonator at the fleeing guard

Rolled 6, 3, 4 = 13 (3d10)

>>43967780
Dang, I was going to say grab and throw through the door we came through, heedless of civilian casualties.

>>43967824
We can't, we might damage the loot they're carrying.

>>43967717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZcSCT34H84

You push the thermal detonator as far as it can go...in the direction of the cantina wall.
Your ears pick up "meesa hear a beepy beeper soundings" before the place goes up. Fortunately, you weren't in that place full of alcohol as it exploded, but after focusing on pushing, you took a blaster bolt to the shoulder.
You look to the solitary guard still standing his ground and hit your patent mindcrush,

Surveying the scenery, there are a lot of bodies, lots of scorch marks, lots of blasters strewn around, lost of people with pockets, and the mando money makers are escaping with the loot.
You don't know how long it will take until people show up to investiage the ruins of the cantina

>what do?


btw, inventory: two blasters, two lightsabers, about 103,000 credits or so, hacking tools, your comms, your holopad, dead sith bitch holopad, a bottle of space tequila.

>>43967918
Follow after the mandos, they are our ride to korriban after all.

Rolled 9, 8, 6 = 23 (3d10)

>>43967918

Welp time to go earn our keep, chase down those fuckers stealing our stolen loot and murder their faces.

Use our force jump

>>43967942
are you saying kill the mandos? if i typed like a dickhead again, the people we came with have the loot right now and are taking it back to the ship.
not that i have anything against it or anything if you want to kill them i mean it's your quest.

>>43967918
Check out the sith holopad when we get to the ship, also I don't wan't to kill the mandos for now

>>43965614
Look, did we really have to get on EVERYONE's bad side?
Fuck I had to stop posting because of shitty connection but jesus H christ this is why I didn't want murderhoboing

>>43968010
I think he misunderstood who had the goods.

>>43967936
>>43968055
This, but quickly check the pockets of the guy who had the nice hat first.

>>43968010

OOohhhh that would have been awkward, yeah lets go looting all the bodies around us and then catch up the Mandos

>>43968010

Definitely take that nice hat too

before giving chase, although his hat is destroyed (that's what you egt for failing the rolls), you ruffle through nice hats pockets and find a ceremonial dark side sword, which according to the note in his pocket, is enchanted to be strong enough to block lightsaber.
you also find a business card of the store where he got his nice hat, thought you can't tell what system it's from.
whoops, you've lost your lead.
You chase after the mandos and the loot with the grace and agility you'd come to expect from your ghostly gazelle self, hopping over dickhead after dickhead, swerving past cunt after cunt
you can't even name half of the races you stamped on running back to the ship
when you get in the doors close and the ship takes off to chill in orbit for a while
you finger through the sith's holopad and a lot of it isn't interesting
but some things are
nudes, decent, though you don't think you can fap to a dead girl, while you may not be a jedi, you aren't a sith.
mission plans, including "kill that son of a bitch ranga and find out who he's working for"
the location of her dead drop payment upon completion of this mission on korriban, nice if you choose to go there.
that's about it really

glenda comes up to you when you put the holopad away

"So, are you still coming to korriban with us?"

>Lead the way captain!
>Yes, as captain myself muhwahahwaha
>Nah, put me in the escape pod, i want to go back down to that shithole

>>43968062
Sorry brah
at least we have some mando friends
for now

>>43968228
before you ask yes had had a dark side sword in his pocket
it's more of a dark side bowie knife
yoda saber sized with a sheath and everything.

>>43968228
>Lead the way captain!

But I don't think I'll be hopping ship. Yall have a pretty sweet gig if you'll have me. I mean where else would I have gotten this sweet knife? (show off bowie knife)

>>43968228
>>Lead the way captain!

>>43968228
>Lead the way captain!

>>43968305
>>43968322
>>43968331
Wow.
You really like this diddy sword
It's grip feels so welcoming and right in your hand.
"Why on earth would I hop ship? This is a pretty sweet gig so far, I mean, where else in the galaxy could i have gotten such a sweet knife?" You say swinging your new dark red beauty around.
You don't think this could deflect blaster bolts, but you're definitely sure it could be a saber fight trump card.
"well uh, welcome aboard 2nd mate Kyran, may your time with us be as fruitful as our time with you."
---
Time skip bitches
what the fuck do you want to do in the several weeks of hyperspace between now and then?

>>43968425
Practice with our force skills, really focus them since they seem to be our main use of saving our ass.

>>43968469
Your primary area of practice is refining and practicing your force skills, and you find the physical toll they take on you is a lot less, their effects are more powerful and precise, and you feel like you could adapt to more uses of powers rather than just brute force.
Primary done, secondary and tertiary areas of training are left if you guys want or do you just want to jam your dick so hard into the force you break it?

>>43968557
I think we should get to know the rest of the crew a little better. At least to where we remember their names.

>>43968557
Strawberry jam it

>>43968557
Go full sorcerer
>>43968608
That's probably for the best, we should make some friends

>>43968425

Practice force powers, get to know the crew

>>43968609
>>43968608
>>43968651
>>43968698
Alright, more frontal fucking the force, but not fully fully, because socializing time.

glenda spends the entire time in the control hub, like a secretary, organising payments for botched jobs, and looking for more jobs to botch.
Percy is a small shy mando, but relentlessly quick, and uses a custom made 4 chamber blaster volleygun.
Beatrice is the heavy weapons expert, and sharpshooter, and is a total range freak. spends all day shooting at targets, and the majority of her own profits on extra ammo and guns to test. Very strong and big, slaps on the back still hurt when lessened with the force.
And finally Gareth. You don't want to talk to gareth. you went into his bedroom once to see if he'd be up for a boardgame and found him asleep with a bodypillow made out of various races skins. Nah. he's an explosives expert, and can punch someone out even better than beattrice.

you touch down on korriban at the local hangars

>what do? i.e, certain location, certain people, etc

>>43968751
Piss off to try and find the sith academy, tell the crew there's a 50/50 chance of you not coming back.

>>43968794
Sounds good to me.

The Czerka corporation is also here, if anyone wants to talk to them.

>>43968751
>>43968794

Nah, shadow the crew, work on being silent and intimidating. We're there to hard counter any Sith that might try to screw them over

>>43968794
Supporting
>>43968845
We came to korriban because of the academy, and so far we aren't intimidating, disturbing, but not intimidating.

>>43968845
>>43968822
>>43968794
>>43968885

Does attepmting to find/sign up for the academy, then shadowing the crew until we're accepted/during no lessons sound like it works for now?

in any case that's what i'm writing,

>>43968903

Yeah sounds good, I just didn't want to get embroiled with the academy BUT I am outvoted so away we go

Holy fucking shit, this thread is still up?

QM is a god

>>43968941
Awaaaaaaaaaay

You wave goodbye as you walk off after telling them you may or may not make it back.
You find yourself walking around a town, asking people where the academy is, and receiving responses in a language you don't understand.
After a while though you find three roads at a fork that all feel like they have powerful traces of the dark side down them.
(no this isn't random i've written down 3 locations and numbered them with one of them being the academy)

>Path 1, 2, or 3
>Wait for someone to walk past to ask

>>43968974
Nuh uh, QM is unemployed.

>>43968977
>Path 1

>>43968977

>3

>>43968941
Eh, we can always drop out if we get sick of the backstabbing and shit. In fact I hope we leave just before Darth Revan returns to the planet.

>>43968977
>Path 3

>>43969049
>>43969050
two for three, we're going datta way

You decide to follow your instincts and head down the third path, which lead to a door. You open this door? Where are you? the sith academy! woo you made it.
You walk around looking for someone important when you get to a large room.
In one corner there appears to be a group of students, in the other an older looking gentleman, and in the final corner, a desk.

>what do?

>>43969095
"Hear ye, it is I, show me your master!"

>>43969140
roll 1d100

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>43969178

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>43969178
Don't worry

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>43969140

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>43969178

>>43969214
Bruv I worry.
>>43969197
Where to start?
You've been around, had some negotiations with all types of other races.
So you've been choked once or twice.
But never like this before.
Strange you considered it would hurt a lot more than this.
You're not even screaming, just hanging on for dear life
When the bell rings, the grip upon you is released.
"Thought I don't care much for politics myself, it's best not to speak during silences for events, or else someone has to silence you."
Duly noted you say
At least you try to say, you're kinda gasping air back in your lungs now.
Before you can freak out the man introduces himself
"I am Master Fieri, and you are the one exploding gibberish in front of my class
Explain yourself"

>what do m8

>>43969276
Unfortunately it's best of first three rolls
But i'll save that 86 for ya if you.
I need to do some kind of reroll force point system of some kind but i'm just such a lazy cunt so i'll just GM fiat it whenever seems reasonable I guess.

>>43969324
"I want to join your super secret club, I think I could be of aid to you."

>>43969324
Give a quick telling of what's happened to you recently

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>>43969391
Out of all the smug knowing cunts you've met so far, this guy...
After the words "join" and "super secret club" escape your lips his smile goes to unknown lengths
You also tell him about how you killed a sith (garnering a large frown) and how you straight after killed a jedi with his own lightsaber, putting his face back to resting position.
"You know what, if that's all true, and i'm betting it isn't, don't tell the part about killing a sith, she sounds familiar, but you could end up enraging one of the masters here but letting on you murdered their padawan."
you sigh, no pats on the back for amazing deeds you guess
"also... you think you could be of aid to me? like literally, what can you do? come on, show me your power, kid!"

ruh roh

>what do

Rolled 9, 4, 7 = 20 (3d10)

>>43969511
Give him a wave

Rolled 3, 9, 4 = 16 (3d10)

>>43969511

Well I say we go balls out and try to kill him, if he's good we won't be able to and he will see our full skill. If he's bad then we kill him and show our full power.

Ignite lightsaber, get fancy knife in our off hand (since we can use the force around it in our hand) and try to kill him.

>>43969551
>>43969558
Tie
Could combine
I'll write a combination unless we get a tiebreaker
Also would you like to spend an edge point on this roll?

writing

Rolled 9, 4, 7 = 20 (3d10)

>>43969678
You should definitely archive this, this is good.

>>43969678

>Y

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>43969750
You smirk
He smirks back
You wave at him
He grips his head with his free hand and activates his saber with the other
And you go hard
Jedi Saber in your right hand
Diddy Blade in your left
You keep him on the complete defensive barely able to attack through your speed, tenacity, weighted dark side sword, and crippling migraine power, which is probably the most dark side power ever invented, because holy fuck those things aren't nice.
you even get some light cuts on him, most of which have cauterized, but the diddy stick leaves em bleeding which is a very nice feature
after a while of this you slow down, but you also notice his extra laboured breathing and his slowed reactions, you think you're winning, but then you feel it
the anger
yo can just tell
That this man is about to explode into lightning
what the fuck
guess you're not the only one with a force trump card

>what do + roll 1d100

>>43969721
thanks guy!
if i can be arsed to i will

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>43969777
Find your inner sayan-esque and go super sayanish

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>>43969818
"Rolled 1 (1d100)"

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>43969777

Attempt to contain his lightning in a force bubble around him so he blows himself up

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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>43969818
fuck me
>>43969777
I guess I'll try something else

Tell him his shoelace is untied and cause him to target his foot

>>43969818

I mean I know he did bad too but god damn this takes the cake. Do we have crit fails in this or just straight up best of 3?

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>43969835
Oh no
You pushed the master to far
but seriously
What kind of shit master has to resort to such a technique against a newcomer?
You weigh your options.
Firstly you try going super saiyan, you mean, you've done it before? except this time you focus and grunt and all that comes out is a squeaky little fart, You thought that'd lose you time but no the smell's just enough of a temporary distraction to bring his charge back to where it was before.
next you try telling him his shoelace is untied, this'd work if you said literally anything else, but most sith have really good Sith made and enchanted Velcro Heelies, so you jsut anger him more than an imbecile such as yourself got such a leg up, and finally, you use the force to create a barrier around him, pushing his energy back into him and around him. When he can't take anymore, he explodes into lighting, breaking your barrier, partially injuring you, and jooking himself up in the process.
You pull yourself back up and find him doing the same, two staggered warriors, staring each other down.

>What do?
roll 3d10 for whatever you do

>>43969902
Combination of using your only force point, him rolling beneath a ten, the next rolls all being above his roll
yeah
i'm thinking a critfail unless both other dice beat the DC, if only one does, then critfail.

>>43969992
ahaha roll well

Rolled 5, 6, 6 = 17 (3d10)

>>43969992

Try to catch him in a lightsaber lock and then come around his guard and shank him in the stomach a bunch of times

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>43969992
Call his waifu a shit while charging up energy for a kao-ken x 40

Rolled 1, 8, 2 = 11 (3d10)

>>43970134
woops wrong dice

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>>43970051
surely you can roll better than that m8?
>>43970134
Calling his waifu shit has lowered the DC, but 3d10
>>43970147
that's more like it
still 1 more roll needed
pray it hurts

Rolled 2, 6, 9 = 17 (3d10)

>>43970147
rerolls allowed?

>>43970228
best of three all done
failure still
not too bad though
writing

You've had enough of this guy.
You're ending this now.
You sprint up to him and jump into the air, unleashing your battle cry on the way down,
"YOUR WAIFU IS SHIIIIIT!"
and then that's it
you slam down both of your blades
in one motion
he locks with his single blade and force punches you in the face with the other
you feel blood wash over your face, and wriggling a little find you've been punched into a wall and are kinda stuck.
However, you see master dickhead pass out, and feeling extremely fucked up too
you pass out aswell.

OoohoOoohohohoho

>>43970340
What's gonna happen now?
OOOOHOHOHOHOHOOOOO
so exciting
you awake in an unfamiliar bed
>what do?

>>43970340

>OoohoOoohohohoho

OH GOD JABBA'S HERE

>>43970374
feel out with the force

>>43970374
Check to see if it is a Hutt or Gungan, or something else.

>>43970375
>>43970401
>>43970430
You feel out with the force
You grab something
feels squishy like gungan, feels fatty like hutt
what is it?
oh yeah
breast
should probably reel the force back in
...
any second now
......
Aaaaaany second now
"I don't care if you're in a hospital bed, i'll slap the shit out of you if you don't quit it"
You open your eyes, a nurse and a medical droid both give you disgusting looks
You feel as though you aren't restrained, but you have a lot of shit attached to you.

>what do?

>>43970524
"Who got fucked up more? I NEED to know, for science."

>>43970594
She sighs deeply.
How come everyone around you is always doing some deep sighing bullshit what the fuck
"Currently, you've woken up. They don't know if he will"
Fuckin excellent, you've been here to learn two minutes and you've already possibly crippled a teacher!

>What's the next step on the master plan big guy?

>>43970705
Have our stomach Growl very loudly

calling the thread here
if someone can be arsed to archive then od so and i'll continue whenever, if not then eh
not too bad for a first quest
thanks all that participated and shit
edgy murderhobro fist to ya

Rolled 6, 10, 6 = 22 (3d10)

>>43970705
Ask the nurse if she's into buttstuff
Alternatively, ask the droid if she's into butt stuff

Rogueish charm! Give a winning dashing rogue smile

>>43971359
Oh yeah, Archived.