IT HAPNING

'ello BoSs!

>>43972819
LAST THREAD: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/43921283/

>>43972819
praise gork

>>43972819

IT'S BACK I'M SO EXCITED

>>43972849
Fcuk you, praise mork!

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Okay we've got a slick new SORD and a spooky card. Where to?

>>43973073
Tell CUTEST WARBOSS about noyses and smells

>>43973073
Explore further, using the Sord as a light source

>>43973179
Seconded, and try to hold elf lady's hand

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>>43973342

Wet dog?

IT WAS WEREWOLVES.

>>43973342
Stash card in safe place, bark into darkness.

>>43973398
>>43973366
I second these, bark to try and communicate with werewolves

Thank god you are back. Best thing on /tg/ all year.

>>43973073

>Step 1 - everybody hide behind trollcat
>Step 2 - walk into the darkness
>Step 3 - when enemy emerges, everybody pop out and surprise enemy
>Step 4 - enemy has heart attack
>Step 5 - play cards

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>>43973366
>>43973398
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>>43973442
welcome back anon

>>43973609

Oh jesus christ.

Do we have anything we can feed him as a treat?

Let's yank an elf off of Bare and toss him down the hallway.

>>43973609
yay, a doggie, now go there and pet the do-
WAIT A MINUTE

>>43973654
...senpai noticed me!

>>43973609
Seems legit.

Did we pseudo-diplomance elf rogue to be a part of the group through the power of yu-gi-ork?

Because that's kinda fucking awesome.

>>43973803
No. We lost so badly that we gave the warband over to her.

what happened to the macaroni wizard at the end of the las thread tho?

>>43973830
pay no attention to the wizard behind the curtain or ork.

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>>43974034
Doggie want a treat?

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>>43974034

I'm dying.

>>43974067

Seconding.

>>43974034

Well, at least he isn't screaming bloody murder as his body is ravaged by countless werewolves.

Let's go see what's in the back of the cave.

>>43974067
>>43974085
what will you use?

>>43974190
The dorf corpse.

>>43974190
another honeyed Elf.

>>43974190

Well clearly the dog has poor taste, since he doesn't seem to enjoy the honeyed elf we just tossed him.

I say we push forward.

>>43974275

Mmmmm.

Naturally salty elves with sweet honey.

You're making me hungry, anon.

We could start a culinary tradition with that recipe.

>>43974190

The qt elf rogue.

Reclaim the warband!

I'm kidding that's a horrible idea plus she a cute

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>>43974256
>>43974275

>>43974446

Did we chuck the dorf corpse so hard he came back to life?

Ork Jesus is go.

Fuck it let's just go back there and see what's up. If the elves get snarky we stick them back on the katamari bare.

>>43974446
We're wasting our ball of elves. Hold the glowy sord in front of our faces and press forward.

>>43974446
Tell warboss to do an elfy nature thing to communicate to the unknown beast

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>>43972819
Oh shit it's Ork quest

>>43973609
Jesus fucking christ a dog

>>43974446
So the elves are wapanese?

>>43974446
All Clear cuteboss! the dogs have been fed!

Two orks toss one of the orks down the hallway, the one being tossed is wielding the sord

>>43974446
time to move forward, turn on orkinator vision

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>>43974487
>>43974481

>>43974721
... where'd the hats come from

>>43974748
And where'd all the dorfs go?

>>43974721
That's a big dorf. We should poke him to make sure he's not alive and not nondorf

Use dog elf as a tracking dog to find treasure

>>43974721
put the useless elf back into katabare and leash that dogelf. poke dorf with sword.

>>43974721
Well this is bullshit.

Bark again. Twice.

http://www.dummies.com/how-to/content/interpreting-your-dogs-barking.html

>>43974721
wait, that elf started acting as a dog right after we threw him at someone acting like a dog, is the Dorf's place infected with a dog disease or something?

>>43974763
If he's alive, ask about the rare card.

>>43974812
>>43974783
second these

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To clear up some confusion, these appear to be hoomans. The elves you threw are nowhere to be seen. also I forgot to draw in a third guy earlier

>>43974946
TWO useless hoomans go into katabare while doge will be in leash. Still poke the dorf(?) with sord.

>>43974946
Ask Eric about card, someone else investigate the dog man

>>43974976
dog boy will join party and be known as wolf man

>>43974946
DYNAMIC POSE

>>43974946
exchange business cards with Eric

>>43974946
ask them about the elfs you threw earlier

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>>43975001

>>43975057
Fuck yes those humans are sure to be impressed.

>>43975057
ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>43975057
How is the skull staying on? was this explained in the first thread? I showed up at ork quest 2...

>>43975103
WAAGH?

>>43975120
Oh, ok.

>>43975103
it sticks to unclean hair on the ork's crotch

>>43975132
That's not the official explanation, that's just my explanation as an anon

>>43975199
So he just kind of had sticky ork hair down there? Or did he stick it on there and go into a coma, the skull staying there as his hair grew and now he can't get it off?

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>>43974977
>>43975026

>>43975022

Rolled 26 (1d30)

>>43975286
roll up the business card and smoke it to gain it's information

>>43975286
Buy out his business in a game of cards

>>43975241
look man, he just grabbed a skull from the floor and now it's stuck there, that's everything we know

>>43975286
Make sure that our business card isn't one of our rare and/or shiny cards.

>>43975286
Challenge him to a Business Card game!

>>43975315
I like the coma story better, like something was attacking his crotch and the only thing he could grab to protect himself was a skull, then he woke up months later with a special attachment to the skull that saved his life

>>43975351
Side quest to find out who the skull belongs too and properly honor them, confirmed

>>43975351
I would be ok with it, but it's not canon, in the first thread some anon just said "go grab that skull and put it in your crotch" and so he did

>>43975286
froth at the mouth at the site of a cards and try to steal it. have to be restrained by two other orks while cute boss investigates further

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>>43975339
What are the stakes?

>>43975495
Steaks

>>43975495

If we win we take his hat and add him to katamari bare.

If we lose we take his hat and add him to katamari bare.

YU-GI-ORK

>>43975495
Ownership of the Enchantment business for hooman
katabare for us

>>43975524
Seconded

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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>43975510
>>43975514
>>43975524
We'll combine all of these, somebody roll

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>43975608

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>43975608

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>43975608
Ork pride!

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>43975608

Rolled 62 (1d100)

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>>43975608

I love these gifs OP.

So, elves are operator as fuck at card games. Filthy humies less so. Did they ever explain what dog-person's deal was?

>>43975608

>>43975524
Third, and his hat. We need a hat.>>43975495

>>43975286
Best. Business. Card. Ever.

>>43975627

>>43975698
They haven't said much of anything. t-thanks anon

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>>43975827
forgot my image

>>43975842

AND THE ENTIRE TRIP WAS WORTH IT.

Anyone got the map saved? We should haul everyone back to Ork Vegas and get them working on sprucing up the place. I want blackjack tables, roulette wheels, and male elves dressed in skimpy dresses acting as serving wenches.

>>43975864

This. Let's bring everyone back home and get the casino set up. Communicate the idea to cutest warlord, she'll understand the appeal given her history as a card-shark.

Then let's go to the human settlement.

>>43975842
We should probably ask where the dwarves are, and the elves we threw now that we have proven our card gaming superiority.

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>>43975842
Rob the Hoomans!

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>>43975864

>>43975996
I'm sorry, I ment the Beard Midgets

>>43976004
Make the hat into a Pauldron spike.

>>43975842
Consult warboss for directions, but play hard to get.

>>43976195
Seconded hard

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>>43975996
>>43975996

>>43976272
......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................WAAAAAAGH!!!

>>43976272
Take all of their hats

we need them for protection

>>43976360
NO YOU FOOL.

>>43976272
TAKE OFF THE HAT, LEST WE BECOME ERIC.

>>43976272
Ask cute boss if she wants to hold hands

>>43976272
Take Eric's hat off of our shoulder and put it on top of the hat Eric's already wearing

>>43976372
>>43976373
Both

>>43976272
Put Eric's hat on Bare

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>>43976195
>>43976219

>>43976429
She seems interested in checking out the noyses

>>43976429
Hold cute bosses hand, go to orc Vegas

Alright let's do a vote to get things rolling
http://strawpoll.me/6172600

>>43976455
then noyses we shall check
just be sure to have the brothers eric in front, juuuust in case.

>>43976429

HAHAHAH

Ork flirting is best flirting.

Let's show her the cave.

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>>43976513

Sorry, Op got work tomorrow morning so I got to go to sleep, but I really like these threads.
goodnight, trollcat
goodnight, lefty
goodnight, skull crotch
Fuck you Eric. God damn I don't know why, you just piss me off.
and goodnight, cuteboss

>>43976753
Class into Ork Bsrd

Spit some sick rhymes

>>43976753
Challenge it to a tag-team card game.

>>43976774
>Bsrd
Bard*

>>43976753
take some time off to appreciate noise and this >>43976774

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>>43976770
night anon

>>43976810
Stay golden, Lefty.
Stay golden.

>>43976774
>>43976801
Roll for performance!

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>43976823

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>43976823

>>43976810
We need to make/find that outfit for Lefty.

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>43976823

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>>43976836

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>43976823

>>43976934

How I feel when Ork Quest goes live, gif edition.

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As you continue to enjoy the music...

>>43977223
My brain is exploding trying to comprehend this image.

>>43977223
stuff just got trippy!

>>43977223
OH GOD
WE HAVE BECOME THE MUSIC
AIM THAT SHIT AWAY FROM THE CROWD MAN
ALSO WE BETTER GET HIM SOMETHING TO DEAL WITH THAT, LIKE SOME EARPLUGS OR ANTACID

>>43977223
Stick him in the Bare, hopefully the honey will act as a sort of stasis

>>43977252

Pfffttt, earplugs. More like music-based loot, amirite?

Skullcrotch has gained the TRUMPET OF ETERNAL ORKISHNESS.

>>43977271
seconded and do it quick before it spreads!

>>43977275
Why am I hearing a vuvuzela?

>>43977223
THAT'S MOTHERFUCKING LEFTY!
GOD DAMN IT LEFTY

>>43977325

Because that is exactly what an orkish trumpet is.

>>43977402
Dat ork'z BIG!

>>43977402
Trollcat vs. Giant Orc in card games using honeyed elves!

>>43977402
OY! WE'Z DA BOZ SO WE'Z SUPPOSA TO BE ZA BIGGEZT! SODD OFF YA BIG GIT!

>>43977402

Oh, Righty. What has happened to you, brother?

Would you like to play a card game?

>>43977402
Quick, sing something different.

>>43977402
WE SHOULD'VE GONE HOME
WE SHOULD'VE BUILT ORK VEGAS

>>43977436
Wait no, changed my mind.

Put the record player in reverse!

>>43977402
Suggest to cutest warboss that that dwarf wealth if officially Not Worth It

>>43977402
lullaby and cradle

>>43977493
>>43977402
This! Its the only solution!

>>43977402
Is that lefty!? GOD DAMN IT LEFTY!

>>43977493
Yes! Do this! Anon you are a goddamn genius!

>>43977402
RECORD PLAYER IN REVERSE!

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>>43977612

>mfw it shrinks the ork so much he can fit in your hand

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>the music was a daemon

>>43977402
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ETW8vwVIIs
H̩̙̹̖͇͉͈͕̎͋ͫͬ̽͛͆ͧͤ̊̃͐̈ͯͦ̚Ả͔̼̤̺͙̼͖̻͙̱͑ͯ̏̓͆̓͌̏̓ͯ̔̋͛̏Ḧ̜̯͇̺̺̳̼̫͈͚̼̞̠̲̣̤̩́̎͛͛̿A̘͔͇̞̟̤̰͍ͤ͌̔̒ͥͦ̔́ͥ͒̄̇̄̚H̫̺̰̫̖͙͕͖ͬ͗͌̊̔̿̑̄̈́ͯ̐̇̒ͅA̝͇͓̙͕̤̼͓͖͎̟̮̠̳͔͔ͤ̽ͫ̂ͮ͒̃̈́͑̋̾ͬ̚H͇̥̳̩̫̎̓͆ͥͩ́̏̏̉ͫͯ̽̆̊̌̐ͧ̑̅ͅĂ̤͎̺͇̖͐̏͂ͯͫ̓Ȟ̝̞͈͖͉̟̣͓͎̰̗̝͕̄ͫ̄̈́̾͊ͥ̑ͦͫ͒͂͗ͅA̠̹̝̳͎͉̪͕͇̪̣͕̮̪̠̤̓ͯ̄́̏͊͆ͭ̄͗ͪ͗̿͂͑̓H̰̖̥̤̃̏̌͛̓̈́̿̌͐A̳̻͈̭̬̬͉̾͋͐́̏̀ͪH͖̮̣̯̳̳̻̙͚̄ͥ̓͒ͯ̂̍̅͛Ạ̺̰̥̺͉̟̯̅͑̐̅̀ͦ́̀̆́́͂H̳̦̩̪̹̦̘̣̓͛̏͆̔̄ͮ̆ͫͨ̔̀ͧ̈́Ă̠̥̼̟̯͊͂ͩͤ̽̓̑ͩ̔ͤ͒ͭ̈́H͓͓͎̩̯̳͎̭͚̤̦̥̯̣͙̄̒͋͌͋̄̏ͫ̊͆͑A̼̗͖͉̻̣̮͇̝͎̺̣͒̊̐̀ͦͮͥ̄̋̃

>>43977402
Oh shit.

Quickly, sing mc hammer songs and do the shuffle. You know the one.

>>43977787
Classic Lefty

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>>43977612
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>>43977493

forgot to resize

>>43977808
>toot

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT.

>>43977787

Make sure Lefty is A-OK. Tell ELF to secret away the record for POSSIBLE FUTURE SHENANIGANS. Proceed through door.

>>43977808

Amazing.

>>43977808
Hug cutest warboss out of gratitude, then realize what you're doing and get all embarrassed.

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>>43977808
How can any one person be this great.

>>43977844
Seconding!

>>43977808
I love you QM. You are just the best.

>>43977808
break record in half, take the horn thing from record player

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>>43977824

>>43977844
This annnnnnd

>>43977890
this.

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>>43977845
>>43977874

this is important so let's vote

http://strawpoll.me/6173005

>>43977931
Aw fuck. Soul Music. This stuff is dangerous. Can we possibly spec Righty as an Exorcist/Cleric? To channel the power of good Gork and Mork to tell these demons to get out. OUT I SAID YA LAZY GIT.

Maybe make Lefty a Blank?

Obviously we need the Cursed Card and the Soul Record to duel each other.

>>43978002
>Maybe make Lefty a Blank?
But then lefty is weird boyz and no one want to play card gaimz wiff lefty.

>>43977931
WE KNOW WHAT WE MUST DO
HOLD ON TO THIS
AT SOME POINT WE WILL COME ACROSS A PERSON ATTEMPTING TO SELL US CURSED ITEMS WITHIN OUR ADVENTURE, OR TRYING TO USE IT AS TENDER IN ORC VEGAS.
WE MUST HOLD ON TO THIS RECORD SO AS TO CURSED ITEM THEM RIGHT BACK.

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These are the best kinds of Quests OP. Silly, simple, and uh... surreal?

Wait a minute, guys, what if it's the record player? We need something to test it!

>>43978073
Dere's always mad boyz.

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>>43978002
Hmm. I'd say he needs something to get him started.

>>43978160
Rub the card all over the record. Hope that they either duel each other into submission, or that they decide they want to get married.

>>43978160
ACTIVATE THE WIZARDS.

>>43978185
Yes, demonic combat is a GO!

>>43978160
we should make Lefty a Ranger and have his companion be the doghooman
Righty can be useful and be a Cleric.

>>43978160
Right then, lets see what the brothers Eric know about that, otherwise I say we make for the human lands, learn their curious clerical ways, and adapt them to our far more krumpin' deities.

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>>43978185

>>43978340
I think one of them might be pregnant.

>>43978340
It's time to D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL!

>>43978340
Drink all the magic and spit it at lefty

>>43978340
Well, it appears we've discovered Yu-Gi-Ork fusions.

Surely this will keep up at the forefront of the YGO meta.

>>43978340
Take out half our business cards and try and empower them with the magical discharges. That's how all the good cards are made, right?

>expect quest to start at 11 like last time.
>starts at 5
Yer Killin me qm

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Alright I think I'm out of gas for tonight. Thanks for participating anons

>>43978702
As always, thanks for running!

Guess we'll need to get Lefty healed.

>>43978716
It is possible that Lefty is fine, merely transformed by the demonic powers.

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I plan to run again on Sunday - I'll keep the twitter updated

Archived at http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/43972819/

>>43978766
ah thanks, was just about to do that

>>43978702

>dat blush elf and askance elf, teh cutness
>dat lick and sideface eyes orc, teh luls

I just can't handle it, based QM. Best quest.

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Confound it. Ork quest the same day AvP quest was scheduled
Today in a good day...