>>44288201
inb4navyfag

>>44288201
>[X] Fight.

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There's no escape

>>44288201
>[ ] Fight.

>fleeing
>ever

>>44288201
>[ ] Fight.
Excellent image

Fight. Also, grunt's friend speaking

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>>44288201
>[X] Fight.

NO PUSSY

>>44288201
>[x] Flee.

>>44288201
>[ ] Fight
It's not the smart choice. It's not the right choice. But it's the goddamn SETTLE choice.

>>44288201
>[x] Fight

FROM HELL'S HEART I LIMP AT THEE

>>44288201
He's back! At long last, he's finally back and I get to see the boats again!

Wait... Ah crap, yeah, we left off here, didn't we? Still doesn't make any sense to me that Shimakaze's turrets are some kinds of abominations, but whatever. Maybe it's just the stress and after-effects of confronting abyssals getting to Settle.

>[o] Fight

Much as I don't want to cause a scene, it's in-character.

>[x] Fight

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>>44288238

>>44288201
>[ ] Fight.

>>44288201
>[x] Flee.

If PF wanted it to be in character he wouldn't have bothered with a choice. But it's not the first time his readers have mindlessly gone for the Big Red button.

>>44288201
[x] Flee.

>>44288201
>[X] Flee.

>>44288201
>[ ] Fight.

It's been a while.

[X] Fight.

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>>44288201
[X] Flee.

WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING

[x] Flee.

>[X] Flee

>>44288201
Flee

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>>44288201
>[Bravely run away.]

>>44288404
Shimakaze too spooky4u.

>>44288404
Shimikaze's weird anthropomorpic turret, when taking to its conclusion in the planefag style, is fucking terrifying.

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>He's back

[X] Fight.

>>44288504
Don't believe his lies.

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>>44288438
>>44288441
Shimakaze's turrets are ADORABLE. Planefag's just delighting in giving Settle PTSD.

>>44288201
[x] fail

>>44288441
+ Abyssal-flashback-inducing, apparently.

> [x] Flee

>>44288538
They're adorable until you stop to think about what lies underneath the turret armor.

Also, why does Shimakaze even have independent turrets?

>>44288201
>[x] Fight

You kind of can't run with that busted leg and all.

>>44288538
I dunno, if I saw that, it probably would do a number on my sanity, maybe not as much as the sheer levels of screw physics going on, but it's still up there.

>>44288563
>Also, why does Shimakaze even have independent turrets?
>>44288538
>Shimakaze's turrets are ADORABLE.

Already answered in thread.

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>>44288563
Makes her faster

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>>44288504
You can't kill the Messiah.

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>>44288201
>[x] Flee.
flee flee oh god flee what is this shit nope

>>44288595
Being adorable is not an acceptable answer.

>>44288201
>[X] Fight.
THE TURRET BEAST MUST BE SLAIN.
Also, welcome back.

>>44288201
Awwww, look at the cute little guy! He's helping out the American Admiral! Isn't that just so-

>[x] Flee

Um. What is Settle doing?

>>44288605
Fair enough.

>>44288619
>Being adorable is not an acceptable answer.
Why?

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>[X] Fight

remove abyssals REMOVE ABYSSALS

>>44288661
Why not?

>>44288619
in KanColle, it is. Shimakaze's design was made to be as eye-catching as possible.

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>>44288661
Cute things can be eldritch too

>>44288201
>[ ] Fight.

Living undead ships is barely able to parse because they're also cute girls.
Living indead ship parts with no relatable veil, less so.

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>>44288612
KANE LIVES IN DEATH!

[X] Fight.

>>44288774
[X] MERCY

>[x] Fight

>[x] Fight

Hit metal /w fists until hands achieve the appropriate texture

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>>44288237
>Excellent image

inorite? Someone on IRC found it for me like 20 minutes before we started, it's great.

Votes called, etc, just lemme finish this SB reeedose.

reee

ee

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QGQtJL7hSk

>>44288860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Er_yEIE2I2o

[X] Fight

didn't we have this vote before? this is the second double vote iirc, last time people threw a fit because waifus.

>>44288851
I stopped keeping up with the SB thred once they started getting really stir crazy.

>>44288890
I think in this case it's because of the gap between threads and fap angel's funk last time

>>44288201
>[ ] Fight.

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>>44288851
I was actually just about to change my vote... >>44288649 Fastbote herself changed my mind.

In the meantime, I think I'll write some Royal Navy junk! Ship grandma's time is now and so is the time of the fairies!

Seriously, Settle lost his mind over those amazing little dudes and now the turrets? I'm starting to think he's just allergic to adorable awesome.

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anons who are new to questing, when voting please link back to the vote post (click on the post number and it'll appear in the comment box, or go >>postnumber if you have no javascript on your potato)
this will make the counting of votes faster and more reliable.

I didn't appear in a thread at the end, LET'S SEE WHAT HELL YOU'VE CAUSED MEN.

And we're back, ladies and gentlemen.

>[X] Fight

What, what is happening? is this a continued quest, and we just don't have numbers and archives, or it's new and we started with an Opus Rex?

>>44289215
It's continued, but aircrafthomo can't be assed to link the archive or number the thread

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>>44288201
>[X] Flee.

>picture: Settle locates a method to end the abyssals and finally gets out from under all the relationship drama

>>44289215

We're on thread...60? 70? This quest has been around a while.

>>44288201
>piss ourselves out of fright

>>44289215
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Kant-O-Celle%20Quest

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>>44289215
previous thread: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/43954376/
>you are a crippled boat pimp and right now you are having an attack of PTSD while being rescued from drowning due to your own retardation

>>44289256
89

>>44289289
>>44289307
I see it's a little late for newcomers.
>all those ratings
There must be something very right or very wrong with this Quest. I am curious now.

>>44289334
Oh you have no idea

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>>44289028
Who draws all these murakumo pictures

>>44289334
>There must be something very right or very wrong with this Quest. I am curious now.
It's very much both.

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>>44289334
>There must be something very right or very wrong with this Quest

>>44289334
>There must be something very right or very wrong with this Quest.
Yes.

>>44289334
>>44289360
Definitely both.

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>>44289334
>There must be something very right or very wrong with this Quest.

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>>44289359
f7(eiki) http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=28608

>>44289334
>it's a little late for newcomers.
One can always catch up. There are condensed versions on a couple of forums

>>44288201
[X]FIGHT

STRUGGLE. In AMERICA, YOU FIGHT. NO ORDERS? FIGHT.

>>44289334
You have no idea. I get very frustrated reading the archive, but it's a ride. No point in doing anything other than screaming.

>>44289334
You're in for a wild ride.

Planefag's wild ride to be exact.

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Leaden limbs wheel through the water as you sink; helpless to escape. You are flesh and bone, blood and bitter soul - human. Just human, in the path of War itself; the onslaught of millions and billions of bitter miserable murderous hating souls, spreading over the Earth and poisoning whatever it doesn't smash or burn, a pyroclastic flow boiling from the festering depths of Hell itself. The nipping teeth snag your nape and tear your sanity away with each sharp little bite, your humanity disintegrating in your churning wake. Friends, family, duty, honor - it all stretches, then rips, then tears into little floating tatters behind you as you're shredded down to the cold, bitter core, claw-marked and cruel.

And when *it* sinks its teeth into your body proper, you turn and strike.

[X]FIGHT!

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Best fae when

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Turgid water parts before your blows as your the rising heat in your muscles burns away the nerve endings; the pain of exertion now the pure, mind-numbing agony of an all-consuming conflagration. The shock of impact jolting down your arm and through your body seems the only thing keeping your heart moving, replacing the life-pulse; each blow as inevitable as the next thunderous echoing beat. Bubbles boil from your mouth as you open it and scream and never, ever stop; screaming, screaming, screaming -

- and then it's just vomit and bile and water tumbling into the drink, your very guts hurtling towards your gullet in a desperate bid to follow. You dangle limply, your head too full of sheer second-to-second agony, a single small white round thought cowering in a corner of your mind -

- pain stop, pain stop -

- and as a firestorm of needles blazes through your breast, it actually does.

Small soft hands are running through your hair, patting your back, slender arms clutching you close. You seize the slender figure as the shakes begin, horrible little wheezing sounds of terror drifting through the air as horrific visages of monsters and men and death and sharp black beetles scuttling through the water, bodies impaled on their spikey protuberances NO NO NO NO NO -

- more hands now, big, rough, strong, a band of iron wrapping around your middle and lifting you up. Your feet dangle in the water as you're suspended in a standing position.

Voices penetrate the fog as you stare at the water lapping against your shoes...

[ ] Hamp? Is that you?
[ ] Sendai? Is that you?

>>44289455
>[X] Sendai? Is that you?

>>44289455
>[X] Sendai? Is that you?

>>44289455
inb4

>Arizona is that you?
>NO

>>44289455
>[ ] Sendai? Is that you?
Ahh PTSD

>>44289455
>[ ] Hamp? Is that you?

>>44289455
>[ ] Sendai? Is that you?

[X] Hamp? Is that you?

>>44289455
>[ ] Hamp? Is that you?
PTSD Yaoi, right?

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>>44289455
[x] Hamp? Is that you?

>>44289455
>[X] Sendai? Is that you?
Pretty sure we're getting it wrong with this. I'm okay with that. Settle's suffering sustains me.

>>44289410
Well little late means there is a lot of catching up to do, but it's indeed never too late.

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>>44289455
[X] Sendai? Is that you?

>>44289455
[x] Sendai? Is that you?

followed by

[x] Hamp? Is that you?

>>44289455
>Sendai is that you? Or is it Hamp?

[X] Willie? Is that you?

[x]Hamp? is that you?

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Settle should REALLY take a day off. I mean, I hate speedslut too, but...

>>44289455
>[X] Hamp? Is that you?

>>44289501
Why does Settle have the Soul Reaver?

And the Dilbert tie?

>>44289508

>doublepicking

stop it you giant asshole.

[ ] Hamp? Is that you?

>>44289455
>[X] Hamp? Is that you?

>>44289455
>[ ] Hamp? Is that you?

>>44289542
the same reason hate has spiderman standing behind him

>>44289537
I'm sure if he did try to take a day off, someone would intervene, shipgirls, Marine, shipgirls, abyssals, shipgirls, otakus, shipgirls...

>>44289455
>[x] Sendai? Is that you?

>>44289455
>[ ] Hamp? Is that you?
He's behind us, with his arms wrapped around our middle.

>>44289455
>[X] Sendai? Is that you?

>>44289542
It's obviously Settle having a nightmare depicting the events of the day.

>>44289572
Hopefully, by saying this, we can get him to realize we're back to reality quickly enough that he doesn't German suplex us...

>>44289455
>[o] Sendai? Is that you?
Because we've given the girls enough fuel for their yaoi doujins already.

What the hell even was that just now? Like, there's snapping and then there's "Settle's taking a few days off to recover."

I mean fuck, we've fought them, faced them, heard their horrible psychic attack and even SPOKEN with them... And a cute little turret-thing is what sends us over the edge? What the fuck, Planefag?

[x] Hamp? is that you?

I don't know what this chooses. I'm assuming bodyguard duty also counts as lifeguard duty when you're a ship?

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Edsall a best.

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>>44289455
>[x] Hamp? Is that you?

>>44289455
>[ ] Sendai? Is that you?

>>44289445
Best fae is right. I wish we saw more ship girls full of seamen.

>>44289564
You're forgetting the CNO telling him to get back to work.

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We should be careful with the rage outbursts. Last time we summoned 10k tons of steel and made two kebabs.

>>44289609
I feel that the fairies are the cutest part of Kancolle.

>>44289455
>[ ] Sendai? Is that you?

>[x] Hamp? is that you?

Let's head this waifu business off at the pass.

>>44289594
Perhaps it was the straw that broke the camels back. There's only so much damage that can be taken to the psyche.

>>44289455
>[X] Sendai? Is that you?

man so Settle/Sendai when

>>44289614
I'm not seeing anything bad in that post.

>>44288201
>[X] Flee.

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>[ ] Sendai? Is that you?
NIGHT BATTLE FLAG

VOTES CALLED

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>>44288274
I thought I was running late, but I was already here in spirits, I see. Good evening, everybody!

Are we getting writefriends today?

>>44289614
>THE CHOICE IS MADE!

kek

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Now I'm almost disappointed we didn't fight. We might have drowned there and woke up to Hamp giving us CPR using Sendai's floating legs as a backboard.

While the destroyer girls are watching.

While Arizona stands on shore twisting metal beams.

>>44289670

I was going to hold off on that because making them post on Sunday night is kind of shit. That's my decision, unless I'm shouted down by an overwhelming majority of those present.

Due to the hiatus we have a LOT of writeups waiting; I don't want to screw anyone over by having them buried tho.

[x] Hamp? is that you?

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>>44289609
>>44289619
>Cutest part
That's an odd way to spell 'BEST'.

No, I'm kidding. The fairies are absolutely amazing though. I love the little things to bits. I have a HUGE soft spot for the idea of tiny people friends who have tiny versions of things humans have. Borrowers who kibosh it together out of scraps, not so much, but fairies with their own miniature societies are the best.

I'mma write one into this Royal Navy bit. I gave everyone who remembers a sneak-preview a few threads ago.

>>44289665
Good work halley

>>44289714
You're a bit late, anon.

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>>44289665
>that blue in the eye
Yes, quite interesting.

>>44289542
it's because i assemble this type of 'art' by smashing tons of old pics from 4chan and GIS stock images together on like a hundred layers and then tracing over them.
like a where's waldo for memes

>>44289705
I see. It is a fair decision, and I can wait until they are worthy of sharing. I'd rather wait ten years to fully enjoy a fantastic story, then wait ten minutes for a hastily written unintelligible pile.

>>44289665
>Catte patch
heh

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>>44289746
What in my eye, now?

>>44289455
>[ ] Sendai? Is that you?

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>>44289746
...oh fuck, hadn't even seen it.

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>>44289794

>>44289823
>dat deck armor

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HEY EVERYONE! FIND YOUR WAIFUS!

>>44289823
>Christmas Panpakapan CG never

>>44289726
>That's an odd way to spell 'BEST'.
it really isn't, considering we're talking about weebstuff.

>>44289849
>No redeeming qualities besides breasts
Triggered.

>>44289746
she's already a demon

>>44289823
>>44289855
Atago Kai Ni never. But nice find never the less.

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>>44289849
>unlovable plebian trash

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>>44289849
>no USS Iowa

shit/10

>>44289849
>A NUKED WAIFU IS A GOOD WAIFU
Laughter stahp

>>44289849
>Ahnuld
>Steve Austin
Dammit they're my ASW Zuiun mules and I laughed anyway

>>44289794
Naka love

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>Eats your resources and your children

>>44289849
>brain damage goes well with blue hair

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replace naka

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>>44289849
Nuclear testing aside, Nagato a best.

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>>44289727
>>44289746
>>44289783
>>44289890
Glad you like it anons!

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>>44290079

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As the black haze around your vision clears, a name bobs to the surface of your consciousness.

“... Hamp?”

“That's me, skippy. Hold'im, Sendai.”

Your arms flop limply as someone's soft bust presses into your shoulderblades, strong, slender arms locking around your middle like a vise.

“Here ya go, this'll unfuck you right quick, Admiral-”

Flimsy plastic is pressed between your lips, a fingertip tilts your head back, and hot, smooth liquid hits your tongue. It tastes like hickory and cinnamon; it goes down smooth and as it hits your stomach the dark growly aftertaste starts stomping around your tongue, fur growing in its wake. The draught sears down your throat like molten fire, souring as it descends till it hits your stomach with physical force, like lead raining down a shot-tower.

When the caffeine hits you can *hear* the thrum of raw megajoules thundering through your bloodstream; the air itself heating up as your body sings to life. Your eyes snap wide-open, admitting far too much light. The voice of your TAO (long gone to god knows where,) is in your ears, his familiar refrain echoing bright and brittle - wired, sir, wired for lights, sound and sensors. And you most certainly are, because Hamp is talking and his words taste -

“YELLOW.”

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“Yellow?” he asks.”

“TASTES YELLOW!”

Hamp leans back, crosses his arms and smiles. One hand jostles his ever-present paper Starbucks cup. “Want more?”

You swish a hand in front of his face, painting over him with the green afterimage. “GREEN.”

“How long was he down there?” you hear Sendai ask from beneath your shoulders.

Reality begins to clink into place again, brick by brick. Hamp's being smug, Sendai's hugging you a little too tightly, and over yonder someone's-

“GHEYAAAAHAAAAEA!” you scream incoherently, kicking and thrashing wildly at the *thing* not ten feet distant. The ghastly, alien abstraction of a face regards you with the same blank, empty stare still seared into the afterimages in your mind, betraying nothing even as you kick water in its face wildly. A chain is wrapped around it once, tiny anchor hooked through its own links to form a lasso. You flick your eyes away from *it* to find Willie, her eyes squinched shut with exertion as foam kicks up by her heels - she's running Back Emergency at full RPMs, trying to keep the monstrosity away from you.

*It* wields a stare that bores into your shivering sanity; the dark holes of its eyes a window into an absence, a black hole, an *abyss.*

[ ] KILL IT WITH FIRE KILL IT NOW
[ ] I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARD
[ ] LOOK ANYWHERE BUT AT THAT THING, ANYWHERE, ANYWHERE

>>44290120
Jesus. Hamp just gave settle Navy Coffee.

You poor bastard.

>>44290120
>Settle has gone plaid

>>44289849
There's a few good ones in there. I wouldn't mind a late night weed fueled blowjob for instance.

>>44290144
>[ ] I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARD

>>44290144
>[ ] LOOK ANYWHERE BUT AT THAT THING, ANYWHERE, ANYWHERE
no more drain bamage pls.

>>44290144
>[ ] I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARD

WHATBLGARBL

>>44290144
>[ ] I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARD

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>>44290146

Worse.

Navy Coffee, you see, is some amazing shit. Navy Coffee is a mystic brew that keeps men on their feet and fighting fit for days on end.

But this? THIS SHIT?

Did you know

did you fucking know

that you can make coffee

and replace the water with Monster?

>>44290144
>[ ] I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARD

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>>44290114
You should try Shimakaze outfit.
>>44290144
>[X] LOOK ANYWHERE BUT AT THAT THING, ANYWHERE, ANYWHERE

>>44290144

[X] I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARD

>>44290144
>I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARD

>>44290144
[x] I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARD

As much as I'd like to see the first option, aggression seems to be part of Settle's character when it comes to stuff like this, so, when the abyss stares at you, stare right back.

>>44290144
[X] I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARD

This is kind of our reputation. Might as well play to it, because it's better than the other things that are our reputation.

>>44290144
>[ ] I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARD

>>44290144
>[ ] LOOK ANYWHERE BUT AT THAT THING, ANYWHERE, ANYWHERE
Settle has gained Insight. We Bloodborne now.

>>44290187
I didn't know mere mortals were capable of surviving that.

>>44290144
>[ ] KILL IT WITH FIRE KILL IT NOW
Have Hamp blast that abyssal out of the water! Battle stations! Raise shields!

>>44290144
>[o ] I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARD

There is nothing to fear from tiny turret! That said, what the HELL is wrong with Settle?! I think this might be a red button option, but that hasn't stopped us before!

>>44290146
Settle IS Navy and he 's done watches on Navy Coffee.

That shit is some unholy witche's brew that only Hamp knows the secret of. I think it's potentially poisonous to people who AREN'T used to Navy stuff

>>44290144
>[ ] LOOK ANYWHERE BUT AT THAT THING, ANYWHERE, ANYWHERE

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>>44290187

>>44290197
I have said many times, when the abyss stares back Settle pokes it's fucking eyesout.

>>44290144
>[ ] I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARD

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>>44290144

[ ] I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARD

>>44290187
>did you fucking know
>that you can make coffee
>and replace the water with Monster?


Hang on a second guys I'll be right back.

>>44290191
>You should try Shimakaze outfit.

I SECOND THIS MOTION!

What? You wanted an upgrade so you can compete, didn't you Naka? Well here's your upgrade: SPEED!

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>>44290191
My hull is built around a top speed of 35 knots. With my luck I'd shake myself to pieces and projectile-launch my hairbuns to the Atlantic and my tits to the Bering Sea.

>>44290144
>[x] LOOK ANYWHERE BUT AT THAT THING, ANYWHERE, ANYWHERE

>>44290144
[ ] I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARD

>>44290144
>I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARD.

>>44290144
>[ ] I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARD
HELLO THIS IS SETTLE HOW CAN I SCREEEEEE

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>>44290187
Settle is now inmortal after drinking the Sacred Monster Oils, and destined to wrestle yaks for eternity.

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>>44290187
I did that shit before and it fucked me up.

>>44290144
>[ ] I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARD

>>44290144
>[ ] I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARD

No other answer is acceptable.

>>44290187
>Navy Coffee
The really amazing thing about Navy Coffee is that we still drank that shit even though it was brewed in gigantic percolators that never got fucking cleaned. It tasted like acid and grease and despair, and we drank it anyways.

Because holy SHIT it was powerful. Seriously, the only reason I paid for Monster over grabbing free mugfuls of that stuff was taste. I miss the days when we had Monster M-80 in the shipboard vending machines. It was like drinking a pineapple that had been taking regular caffeine injections.

>>44290144
[X ] I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARD

>>44290257
In the name of SCIENCE, I kinda want to see this happen now.

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>>44290187
What the actual fuck

>>44290144
[X] I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARD

>>44290187
>that you can make coffee

>and replace the water with Monster?
Is that not a crime against coffee?

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>>44290144
>[x] KILL IT WITH FIRE KILL IT NOW

>>44290144
>I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARD

>>44290144
>[x] I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARD

I'm still not sure what's going on, but the reference itself worth the vote.

>>44290236
Godspeed you crazy faggot

>>44290187

...I'm gonna need to try this now.

For Science.

>>44290292

Inorite? I bought three cans just for tonight. It's a decent short-term substitute for what I really need. God bless caffeine.

>>44290257
...I'm almost tempted to try and arrange it now. But no, that would be wrong.

Hilarious, but wrong.

Also, that uniform in the pic is yours forever. Looks good! Idols have to update their look once in a while, right?

Actually, that's a good point. We know the idol thing was an act, but Naka... Did you honestly enjoy it, or was it just something you suffered through?

>>44290187
If someone could properly harness that, it'd be a powerful boost... but it sounds like either a massive spike then crash... or it fucking kills you.

>Sees coffee in the Capcha

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>>44290236
rip science

you will be remembered

pic unrelated

>>44290360
M-80 still exists?
I NEED IT IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW WHERE DO THEY SELL IT

>>44290144
>[X] I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARD

>>44290357
>>44290236
Congrats deme, you may have just sent at least two people into cardiac arrest.

>>44290144
>[ ] LOOK ANYWHERE BUT AT THAT THING, ANYWHERE, ANYWHERE
Tits. There has to be tits somewhere around. Those speak to a lower level of conciousness. Look at those.

>>44290385

Not m-80. Just some rojo tea or whatever.

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>>44290187
>settle's brain when

Willie continues to be a good girl

>>44290236
D-Did... did we just made someone commit suicide?

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>>44290398
Much wisdom, you have.

>>44290390
The world is probably better for it.

>>44290144
>[X] LOOK ANYWHERE BUT AT THAT THING, ANYWHERE, ANYWHERE

Sendai pls halp yankeetoku

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>>44290187
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AHRn9qb_jk
>Captcha is coffee.
IT KNOWS

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>>44290410
Oh. Well, fuck.

>>44290390
Sounds like you think they're pussies.

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>>44290363
Honestly? Depends on the day you ask.

I like the technical stuff involved. I liked having to study color theory and shapes to design outfits. I liked listening to tailors gush about things, get their suggestions, try them out. I guess I liked the pageantry, not a big fan of the pageant.

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>>44290257
Hey, Naka. Is this the intended use?

Capcha is boats. Because why not?

>>44290398

We need to turn around 180.

Face and feel into sendai's boobs

>>44290398
But Settle is an ass man.

>>44290144
> I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARD.

>>44290436
I'd poi her poi so hard she poi~

>>44290187
this is a thing?

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>>44290398
One could hope.

>>44290456
>filename
That's cruel.

For the guy, that is.

>>44290456

... damn, kid. Have you brought that outfit to bear on Harder yet?

>>44290460
>sending Sendai's Teitocrush into overdrive

Y u spark more waifuwar

>>44290465
I fail to comprehend the meaning of your discourse.

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>>44290505
There's no escape.

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VOTES CALLED

>>44290495

FUCK YOU

>>44290505
because why not

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>>44290187

Out of curiosity, can you describe an "intense" Caffeine moment?

Also how do you feel about the December Patch in EvE?

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>>44290456
every girl wants to be a princess
but why the traffic cone motif?

>>44290517
Poi.

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>>44290505
Some men just want to watch the fleet burn.

And I approve.

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>>44290187
oh my fuck

>>44290531
Facefull of sendai tits please fap angel.

As settle turns around to evade the gaze

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>>44290495
I thought you were trying to get the US and IJN fleets to get along. I'm pretty sure I'd bust his pressure hull from the inside if I tried the old Obi Disrobey.

>>44290459
I wouldn't recommend it. I'm pretty sure Aliens was a documentary about Kongou on coffee.

>>44290556
Amazing.

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>>44290541
>Out of curiosity, can you describe an "intense" Caffeine moment?

The morning I downed a big Monster AND a five-hour energy in addition to early morning coffee before leaving for work. In that tiny kiosk it was like someone threw a superball into an empty aquarium.

"HELLOOOOOO! WELCOMETOKROOOOOOOOO*OGER!* HOWCANIHEPYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!?"

>>44290585

Make him hold onto one end of the obi.

And get him to pullllll

>>44290585
>if I tried the old Obi Disrobey.
Damn girl, you go fast for a 20th century lady.

>>44290585

I'm starting to think this contest isn't interesting anymore; you've had a hell of a head start on the whole "wearing clothes" thing, you know? Maybe I should give the poor manlet some pointers on dressing to impress...

... actually, wanna put some money on it?

>>44290531

What's your problem?

>>44290591
>Kroger
Fuck that place. Never had good deals anyway

FUCK DRIVING BACK HOME

>>44290236
Okay, Results after a full cup

A) Awful taste
B) I cannot concetrate on anything. Thank god for autconnect
C) Feeling really noxious. May be due to taste.
D) This was a bad ideal
E) I actually have the patents to get up every time the cat wants to go inside or out. because it burns off some of this energy.

F) do not recommend, unless you really really need it.

I weigh about 90-100 pounds when soaking wet, drank thing with no food, actual dosages to replicate effects may vary

>>44290661
Inquis?

"hey guys, i made half a dozen competing love interests for my quest."
"why?!"
"f u"

>>44290661
>All these spelling errors
>That intake condition
Good knowing you. Where should I send EMS?

>>44290661
>D) This was a bad idea

No Shit Sherlock!

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>>44290661
You forgot to add magma in it,
for !!SCIENCE!!

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>>44290635

So what do we put harder in.

Harder Gay?

>>44290661

Oh God, dont die.

>>44290661
>I weigh about 90-100 pounds when soaking wet

thanks mr skeltal

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>>44290546
If you figure that out, would you please tell me? I came back in that shit, and I still can't figure it out. It's like an air traffic control dildo went to a private school to major in stupid hair.

>>44290633
Do you have any idea how much young sailors far away from home think about sex?

>>44290635
I don't have any money to put on it, I turn all my idol shit income over to Goto and the fleet.

>>44290654
In after Navy~

>>44290678
I can only think of three.

>>44290710
Still want to see one of the drawfags do HAADO DESS FUUUUUUU~!....

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>>44290591
>[ ] LOOK ANYWHERE BUT AT THAT THING, ANYWHERE, ANYWHERE

forgot to vote, my bad.

Ever try that C4 workout powder? That shit's so fun! Mix it with a 5-hour energy and maybe a monster if you want flavor. and for shits and giggles add pop rocks to it.

Apparently you wont even feel the piss running down your legs as your screaming to feel the beat of your ass while touching your forearm for confirmation on this thing called heat. That and you become aware of light on your skin.

>>44290719
>If you figure that out, would you please tell me? I came back in that shit, and I still can't figure it out. It's like an air traffic control dildo went to a private school to major in stupid hair.
Can't you style it yourself? It's not like it HAS to be in those buns?
right?

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>>44290661
>you are now the great cornholio
>you feel a desperate need for TP
no seriously bro puke or you gon' die.

>>44290661
Why don't you mix a tablespoon of rifle powder with a handful of cosmoline and a DU bullet next time? Can't be that much worse, can it?

>>44290692
Already calls them. I THINK the gay on the other side now it's a coffee over dose

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>>44290187
>>44290661
THE DESS PART OF WAKING UP
IS KONGOU IN YOUR CUP

>>44290719
YOU COULD BE DRIVING ME HOME RIGHT NOW BUT YOU'RE TOO BUSY SHITPOSTING ON THE INTERNET REEEEEEEE

fuck california drivers

>>44290783
Oh holy fuck the absolute madman
Where the fuck do you live, I want to see if this makes the police blotter

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>>44290764
It's become my... ugh... thing. I dunno, it "feels" natural, and I guess it's kinda cute. I kinda like leaving it down, to be honest, but it's immensely hard to bring myself to give a shit.

>>44290828
yfw your evil persona has a nicer rack than you.

>>44290591
Was this experience the inspiration for Kongo's character?

>>44290828
Eh, you pull it off well enough.

>>44290763

Oh, please.

>5-hour energy
>monster
>one Adderall for my anxiety
>another Adderall an hour later because fuck it exam week

I don't remember taking the exam, but I finished in 20 minutes and got an 87 on it, so apparently SOMETHING went right there.

>>44290661
Dude, caffeine poisoning is a thing.

If you start feeling
>Anxiety
>Heart palpitations
>Dizziness
>Sweating
>Vomiting
>Nausea
Then you get your phone and CALL. A. FUCKING. DOCTOR.

Jesus CHRIST, man!

>>44290828
You gotta admit, she rocks the look. It is cute though.

Frankly, I wouldn't question it. Just your very existence is enough of a drug trip, much less why you look like you do.

>>44290257
But think of how much money we could make selling videos of that!

>>44290842
Doesn't that happen by default because flat is justice?

>>44290783
>>44290661
>>44290236
I feel like I should note that the results aren't valid until we have repeated trials. We need some more volunteers in the 90-100 lbs range, at least 3 people in a healthy weight range to drink coffee XOR Monster to give us a control, and some people with a healthy BMI to repeat the process.

We must do this to ensure science anon's death and/or hospital bills are not in vain.

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>>44290676
No. No that's not me. I would never drink Monster willingly. Or under duress.
In fact I might shoot myself first.

I also weigh a slight bit more than this tiny bastard.

>>44290828
and every time you transform it's back, foomp! princess leia in a windsock.

>>44290865
He's already called for EMS to save his ass
I'm guessing if they can make it before his heart's electrical rhythms go to tach, we'll have a hell of a laugh next time

>>44290842
It's more her clothes highlight it more.

>>44290873
I'm 135 soaking wet and holding weights, but unfortunately I don't have monster to mix with my coffee. I also drink coffee too much for the regular stuff to have any effect.

>>44290873
No, Bad Anon! No Encouraging anons to qualify for Darwin Awards!

>>44290924
DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM!

>>44290643
inorite

>>44290635

perhaps you forgot the bit where you were manning the conn at the kitchen sink, using a dinner platter as the ship's wheel and throwing forks at me if I didn't secure the rigging good enough.

For the record, I have the Sailing merit badge, and what you know about sailing rigs could fit on the back of a business card, motherfucker.

>>44290873
You forgot a control group who drink water.

I volunteer for this last group as while I like science, I hate coffee and do not fancy another member of my family going into hospital so close to Christmas. My grandma's already had to spend a day there due to a stroke...

>>44290900
Thank fuck for that. I'm all for a laugh, but holy shit, acute caffeine poisoning can stop your heart. It's not something to fuck around with!

>>44290963
No shit it'll stop your heart, it's caffiene, the closest thing to cocaine we can legally(?) powder up and snort!
I imagine they'll be seeing some interesting shit on the EKG when they hook him up

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>>44290719
>I don't have any money to put on it, I turn all my idol shit income over to Goto and the fleet.

"I'm broke as shit" is a common refrain amongst sailors. We can always find more interesting stakes. Got anything in mind, kiddo?

>>44290987

Pantsu

Used.

>>44291009
Oh please you can get those from a vending machine.

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>>44290987
You got pipes on you, mister sailing man? There's a concert coming up.

>>44290661

PLEASE CONFIRM THAT YOU ARE NOT LYING RIGHT NOW DID YOU ACTUALLY DO THIS

>>44291034

AKA: PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN

>>44290987
Spots on the guard duty roster.

>>44291034
He's called EMS to save his ass, I think he did it

>>44290793

ahahahahahahah stealing that line stealing that fucking line

>>44291027
I would make a joke about used Iku panties being free, but that'd imply she even wears them.

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>>44290793

I HAVE ARRIVED! Late as fuck but I'm here. And today is a good day, I've got a fresh bottle of Rebecca Creek Whiskey. Much joy there. I'll be nice and drunk by the end of this thread I'm sure.

>>44291103
Quick, how do you treat caffeine poisoning

>>44291103
I don't suppose you've ever encountered a case of somebody using monster to make coffee instead of water, have you?

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>>44291034
nobody actually takes advice from 4chan, right?
they've read their histories, right?

>>44291103
Speaking of medical personnel, check out what SCIENCE did.