>>44346167

I nod, well kind of isn't the right word, since it does work exactly as it used to for some really odd reason that I'll probably never understand.

"Of course it does, the one thing from the game that still works here, am I fucking right?" Lucy says putting her hand against her forehead, looking on the verge of tears "Like some goddamn cruel joke it's there, taunting me like some sick bastard keeping a jug of water away from a man dying of thirst"

"So Sam on a bad day then?" I say flatly, trying to cheer up my friend and..."sister" with a joke "I mean a really, really bad day"

"Lucy please, this is serious..just let me vent so I can go back to pretending this will all get fixed" She says, forcing a grin as she tilts her head as she turns to look me in the eye with her two green one.

I blink

What do you say?
[] fix what?
[] Alright, sorry, just trying to lighten the mood
[] Sooo what did sam do this time?
[] are you sure it's not a...you know what?
[]....Can I sleep first?
[] Look I think I know what you're going through right now and I'm just trying to help out a bit
[] *hug her*
[] Oh you're just a bit "pent up"
[] write in

>>44346175
>[] fix what?
>[] Alright, sorry, just trying to lighten the mood
>[] Sooo what did sam do this time?
>[] are you sure it's not a...you know what?

>>44346175
>] Alright, sorry, just trying to lighten the mood
>[] Sooo what did sam do this time?
>[] *hug her*

>>44346175
>[] Alright, sorry, just trying to lighten the mood
>[] Sooo what did sam do this time?

>>44346175
>[] Oh you're just a bit "pent up"
>[] *hug her*
>[] Alright, sorry, just trying to lighten the mood
sup HM

>>44346175
>"I like it when the red water comes out..."
>"Oh come on, what do you MEAN 'salad fingers doesn't lighten the mood'!"

>>44346175
>[] *hug her*
>[] Sooo what did sam do this time?

"Alright" I say holding up my hands as she pouts, and then groans in anger, rubbing her own forehead roughly "sorry, I was just trying to lighten to mood a bit"

"No don't be sorry, you didn't do this to me" She sighs, running her hand through her hair, before she smiles "I mean you're the only one who's actively trying to help me get through this, no that isn't right I'm sure...Uuuurgh my fucking head"

She slumps forward, wrapping and arm around her legs as her lip quivers and it looks like she's about to start crying.

"Look I know it probably doesn't look like it, but I swear I'm falling apart here" She says looking over her arm at me, resting her chin on it as her hair covers her green eyes, her long pointed ears drooping like a dogs would "I mean I was curious you know but...I didn't want to stay like this f..fo.forever"

And there's the crying, oh it's like hearing a puppy beg you not to go to school or to feed it, it's tearing my heart into pieces.

I stand up and walk over next to her, sitting down and kicking my legs out as the cold howling winds wash over my back, making my oh too thin shirt blow around like a tissue.

I wrap my arm around her shoulder as her crying slowly changes to just a really heartwrenching whimper

"Sooo, what did same do this time?" I ask, looking at her with my one eye, she turns to me and shudders, anger filling her eyes

"That's just it, he's done nothing" She says, throwing my arm off as she stands up "which is really fucking with me, I mean sure he's been making fun of this...predicament I've ended up in, you know every now and again, but it just isn't as biting as his usual insult, it's freaking me out, I'm not used to him being nice to me, I expect him to be a massive fucking prick and ...the fact he isn't acting like that is...er, I don't know how to say this, look it's just freaking me out okay?"

I sigh....Yeah I told him to lay off on the teasing didn't I?
cont

>>44346307
Stayed up playing rogue trader, I regret nothing

>>44346606
She falls back to the floor of the tent, wincing as her ass hits the cold, rock hard ground.

"it's really just..just fucking with me" She whimpers, curling up into a ball again as she starts sniffle, wiping her eyes...she's going to cry again "I..I just, why isn't he being an asshole now of all times, why?"

I stand up, wrapping my arms around her, letting her bury her head in my shoulder as I run my hand through her hair as I rub her back with the other one, silently praying she doesn't throw up all over my chest.

What do you say?
[] We're going to fix this, just...stay calm for now, alright
[]There there, it's okay,
[] Sorry, I kind of asked him to go easy on you...thought it would've helped
[]Well..maybe he just likes you?
[] Look, how about we go for a walk, get some fresh air, see if that helps out
[]He's our friend, of course he wouldn't be a dick when...well this is going on
[] write in

>>44346699
>[]He's our friend, of course he wouldn't be a dick when...well this is going on

>>44346699
>[]He's our friend, of course he wouldn't be a dick when...well this is going on

>>44346699
>[] Look, how about we go for a walk, get some fresh air, see if that helps out
>[]He's our friend, of course he wouldn't be a dick when...well this is going on

"Lawrence" I say gently as I run my hand over hi..her back making her jolt in surprise at hearing her own name "Sam's our friend, He may not be the nicest guy around, but of course he wouldn't be a dick when something like this is going around"

"But..he hates me" She whimpers, looking up from my shoulder with a sniffle, wiping her eyes as she does so.

Her green eyes glimmer in the flickering lantern light, the orange light washing over the both of us

"No, you're just the easiest to get a rise out of" I say shaking my head "not to mention that well...to be honest you were pretty girly even before this happened to, ow!"

Lucy drags her nails across my back, making me yelp in pain and surprise. She giggles, with an evil smile on her face

"Just because I'm not a big talker, doesn't mean I'm girly" She says, pouting "...eheh, aww, you know, you really do act like a big sister now a days"

"What can I say, I have a little one I need to keep safe" I say cheerfully, letting go of her..good I think she managed to calm down a bit

"Oh who are you calling little" She huffs standing back up, dusting off her dark green robes "besides I'm pretty sure I'm the older one here"

"Suuure you are" I say as I stand up, as the lantern light is blown out by the wailing, cold as shit wind "Fuck!"

What do you do?
[] relight it
[] make sure everything is okay outside *patrol for monsters*
[] Tease Lucy
[] try to encourage her, keep her hope up that she can turn back to normal
[] Try to make her actually enjoy it
[] see if Berry is awake
[] get little green food
[] write in

>>44347001
>[] relight it
>[] make sure everything is okay outside *patrol for monsters*

>>44347001
>[] relight it
>[] make sure everything is okay outside *patrol for monsters*

>>44347001
>[] relight it
>[] make sure everything is okay outside *patrol for monsters*
>[] Tease Lucy

>>44347001
>[] Try to make her actually enjoy it

>>44347001
>the lantern light is blown out by the wailing, cold as shit wind
Obviously we must take this opportunity to tickle her. She won't see it coming.

"Well, I'll be right out" I sigh angrily as I walk over to the corner of the tent, crouching down as I grab into the grey darkness of morning, pulling the old style candle lantern closet to myself

"Alright, I'll just...be thinking a bit I guess" Lucy says sounding a bit...happier as she walks out of my tent...still leaving the flap open for the wind to freeze me like a popsicle...classy.

I fumble through the pile of crap laying next to where I was sleeping, pushing aside my broken chest plate and my old sword. Ah that's where I left the matches. I smile as I pull up the small wooden paper box, pulling it out of it's cover, revealing a whole lot of matches.

I grin as I grab and strike one along the side of the box, covering the small flame with my free hand as I carefully bring it to the half melted candle.

I sigh as the warm orange light returns.

I crush the match in my hand and stand up, grabbing my heart shaped eye patch and Minor friend as I do so. I put the sword down as I start to pull my eye patch over my ruined eye and smile.

Well it's still pretty earlier, but there's some pretty nasty things outside...so I think it'd be best if I just made sure they knew not to fuck around in this general area..or you kill them, either works for me

I chuckle, and sit down, grabbing my armor to put it on
....
roll 1d100

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>44347257

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>44347257

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>44347257

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>44347257

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>44347257

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>44347257

I rub my neck as I step out of my small tent, the metal on my back weight me down and making me feel a bit sore, but that's probably because it's pretty much frozen right now. I know it's pretty much impossible, but could we at least get a heater or something out here? Oh I just hope Bailey splurged on her home or I'm going to fucking kill someone...er no don't think about that just smile and go kill some...monsters, god this feels hypocritical for some reason.

"Good luck" Lucy says, sitting on the ground just outside the empty fire pit, which she's poking with her staff as I walk by, stopping to give me a simple but kind wave.

I smile and wave back as I step into the knee high grasses, that look almost grayish blue in the pale, oh so very pale morning light.

I grip the hilt of my Zweihander, feeling a bit better just from holding it as I look around for any movement, I don't see anything big or nasty coming towards me or the camp but I can't be to sure.

I start to march around, crushing the grass under my boots, with the loud sloshing of wet mud following my every step as I walk around...hm maybe the fire scared them off? I don't see anything around here, or even a sign of any life besides us and

"Toi toi" I hear a childish voice call from my feet, I look down and see a small ball of blueish pale slime, with an innocent smile on it's face, beaming as it looks up at me

*Encounter: Plains slime*

What do you do?
[] step on it 1d100
[] try to tame it 1d100
[] Kick it away 1d100
[] ignore it and keep looking around 1d100 *reroll encounter*
[] go back to camp and have breakfast
[] write in

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>44347513
>[] try to tame it 1d100

>>44347513
>[] Kick it away 1d100

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>44347513
>[] try to tame it 1d100

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>44347513
>>44347544

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>44347513
>[] try to tame it 1d100

>>44347513
>pet it

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>44347513
>[] try to tame it 1d100

"Heeey little guuuy" I say sweetly as I crouch down to try and get as near to eye level as I can so it doesn't get scared and run off "aren't you just adorable"

it looks at me, looking confused as it bumps against my leg, and rolls back, squinting up at me for a second, it furrows it's uh..uh I don't know , but it looks like it's thinking, if it can think that is...I'm not really sure that it can't?

"Toi toi?" It asks, bouncing up once

"er?" I say tilting my head, okay it's obviously trying to talk to me and seems to think I'm a slime or...maybe it's mother? I can't quite tell

It sticks out it's tongue and blows a wet raspberry at me, spraying me with slime that feels like warm maple syrup.

I glare at it with my one eye, after I wipe my face clean.

It puffs it's lips out, hopping up and down as it cries "TOI TOI TOOOOOI"

it huffs and starts to bounce away in the grass, before looking back at me and grinning

"Toi...toi toi" it says, pointing away with it's like head bulb thing

I am so confused right now, but I'm pretty sure the little guy wants me to follow it

What do you do?
[] Go back to camp, to bring someone with you *Lucy, Sam, Minor, Little green, Berry*
[] follow it
[] shrug and go back to patrolling
[] go back to camp and have breakfast
[] go for a quick swim
[] write in

>>44347806
>[] follow it

>>44347806
>[] follow it

>>44347806
>[] Go back to camp, to bring someone with you lil green

>>44347806
>[] follow it

>>44347806
>Grab lil Green
For some reason grabbing the bug feels appropriate

>>44347806
[] Go back to camp, to bring someone with you *Lucy, Sam, Minor, Little green, Berry*

Lil green, tell Sam if we ain;t back within 2 hours to bring everyone loaded for dragon.

Well, I mean it's not like this little guy can do anything, right? and besides what it wants to show me can't be to far from the camp, so I'll just follow the little cutie to see what it wants and be right back before anyone notices I'm gone. I smile and nod, taking a step forward, and then stop.

"Little green!" I shout as I look back at the four tents set up a few yards away from me

"WHAT IS IT MASTER?!" the cheerful voice of the little hiver echos through my mind as it comes barreling after me, it's green eyes lighting up the darkness of the morning "Do you have need of this one?"

"Well kind of" I say as I start to walk away "Just stay close, we're following a slime"

"Ahh, a hunt, I was about to say I was getting a bit peckish" little green says happily

"...No I don't think we're going to eat it" I say shaking my head as I try to see the little slime, that looks rather surprise at my friend "okay we're not going to eat you"

"..BUT MASTER" little green whimpers, bumping into my leg

"TOI!" It shouts as it leaps into the air again, and vanishes into the grass.

I tilt my head, waiting for it to pop back up.

"TOI" It shouts, jiggling in the air as it falls back down to the ear..ground .

I sigh, putting my hands in my pocket as I walk towards it again, watching it make that funny noise as it bounces up and down through the grass, as I follow after it, as the sun slowly rises in the sky and those weird birds sing their tone deaf songs, as the wind continues to haunt me through my walk and
cont

>>44348128

"TOI!" I hear it call again and...I look up and instantly regret it, as I see that I'm surrounded by slimes of similar shades of blue, all of which seem very curious as to what I'm doing barging in on their morning...slimey thing

"toi?" one that looks kind of like a human asks, poking my cheek curiously "TOI!

"eeer" I say taking a step back as I suddenly feel very uncomfortable

"Toi?" a booming, tired voice asks, or yawns rather as the ground shakes, as pool of dark blue slime spreads over it.

I turn and feel my jaw hit the floor as a giant slime looks down at me with tired, lazy grey eyes, tilting her head as she rests on her sizes, looking more like a greek statue than a little slime as she leans forward slightly.

"Tooooi" She says, smirking like she's holding back the urge to giggle

*encounter, slime family*

"Oh this is a lot of food Master" Little green says looking around "Er...I think it's too much actually...but I'm sure you have an idea, smart master"

the one poking my cheek starts to sniff me, making me shiver.

What do you do?
[] Leave, quickly
[] toi?"
[] Can any of you talk our am I wasting my time here?
[]....well it was nice meeting you but i need toooo go, like now
[]Shut up little green
[] poke the one back
[] Try to blend in 1d100
[] Unsheath minor friend
[] Well, you are always hungry aren't you? dig in
[] write in

>>44348176
[]....well it was nice meeting you but i need toooo go, like now
[]Shut up little green

>>44348176
>[] toi?"
>[] Can any of you talk our am I wasting my time here?

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>44348176
>[] poke the one back
>[] Try to blend in 1d100
>[] toi?"
Befriending slime time is go!

>>44348176
>[] Can any of you talk our am I wasting my time here?

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>44348208
Seconding this

>>44348176
>[] toi?"
>[] poke the one back
>[] Can any of you talk our am I wasting my time here?

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>44348176
>[] Try to blend in 1d100
I'm sure this will go swimmingly, what with us being totally translucent and all that.

I slowly raise up my hand, feeling just like I did the one time I actually went to a party, cold, tired and out of place. I force a smile, holding out my finger as I tilt my head inquisitively.

"Toi?" I ask as I poke the light blue slime girl in her cheek, her short hair flowing down to touch my finger, making me jolt in surprise at how warm it is

"Master...did you eat something weird, Like other master?" Little green asks, clattering it's mandibles as it backs up into me

"Sooo" I ask as the slimes hair wraps around my finger, forming little hands as I take a step back, only to bump into the hand of the giant slime, which makes her giggle tauntingly as I turn to face her "Can any of you actually talk or am I wasting my time?"

"Oh I can" the big one says with a coy smile "well your language, you don't speak slime I see, funny little thing you are, look like a..oh what do they call them, who cares, but smell like one of us"

"Er thank you?" I say tilting my head as

"Toi!" the slime behind me shouts I turn to see her stretching herself out above me, her arms stretched out as she starts to fall.

I reach for my sword, but she falls on me, bunching up around my head as I close my mouth, feeling a warm tingle across my face as I struggle to hold my breath as little green tries to push the slime away screaming "MASTER!!!"

"toi" She says as she slides off, leaving me to gasp for hair, my face and hair covered in slime as the cold air makes it feel like I just dunked my head in a bucket of ice

"Awww she likes you" the big one says teasingly as she pokes me on the back

I start to wipe the slime off, frowning as I do so, this wasn't as fun as I imagine it'd....where's my eyes patch.

I blink with my one eye as I rub against the scar on my face, looking for the piece of

I turn and see the slime sticking her baby blue tonge out at me, my heart shaped eye patch floating behind her eye as she sways back and forth.

I squint, clenching my fist

cont

>>44348476
in annoyance and very slight rage as Little green bumps into my leg, like a cat

"Maaaaaster" it cries, with a whimper "are you okay master, are you...are you?"

What do you do?
[] Nod
[] go back to camp, she can keep it
[] give that back! 1d20+speed
[] Ask for it back nicely
[] pretend to be about to cry
[] Sooo are the always like this, big mama?
[] glare at her 1d100
[] write in

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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>44348502
>[] glare at her 1d100

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>44348502
>[] glare at her 1d100
>[] Ask for it back nicely

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>44348502
>[] give that back! 1d20+speed

>>44348502
>[] Ask for it back nicely
>[] pretend to be about to cry

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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>44348502
>[] glare at her 1d100

I glare at her, but I can't keep up the menacing look, my face is just too cold to look scary. my teeth chatter, as I force a weak smile as I try to get a bit warmer, wrapping my other arm around my chest, wincing as my bare skin touches the freeing cold metal.

"P..p..p..please g..g.give that back" I say as I reach towards the slime, who's basking in the attention her sisters are giving towards her new and Stolen! accessory.

She turns to me, and smiles implishly, leaning forward as she starts to chuckle, sticking her tongue out and widening one of her eyes.

"Oh c..c..come on a f..friend made it for me!" I say as I stomp my feet into the ground, wrapping my arms around myself, god it's so cold out here, how can they stand it without wearing a single damn thing?.

"Toitoitoitoitoitoitoooi" the slime laughs teasingly as the big one sighs behind me, shaking her head with a very loud sloshing soudn

Okay that's it, I'm not going to play along with this little shit anymore.

I grit my teeth and glare at her, taking a step forward as she suddenly stops laughing and smiling, shrinking back as her sister's starts shouting toi at me, huddling close together


"I said, give it back" I say holding out my hand "NOW!"

"Oh come on, they're just having a bit of innocent fun" the big one says, laying down next to me with an angry look in her red eyes "You don't have to be so mean about it"

"Do you want me to retrieve you precious treasure master?" Little green asks "these things seems really tricky"

What do you say>
[] yeah go for it LG
[] Oh I'm sorry, I don't like having things stolen from me
[] Sorry...just got a bit upset
[] N..no wait I'm not going to hurt you I just want my eye patch back
[] DO you want to go or something?
[] write in

>>44348750
[] Oh I'm sorry, I don't like having things stolen from me

>>44348750
>[] Oh I'm sorry, I don't like having things stolen from me

>>44348750
>[] Oh I'm sorry, I don't like having things stolen from me
>[] yeah go for it LG

>>44348750
>I don't mind teasing but the loss of my eye is painful for me. It feels weird without my eyepatch

>>44348750
>[] Oh I'm sorry, I don't like having things stolen from me
>I don't mind teasing but the loss of my eye is painful for me. It feels weird without my eyepatch

>>44348750
>[] Oh I'm sorry, I don't like having things stolen from me

>>44348750
>I don't mind teasing but the loss of my eye is painful for me. It feels weird without my eyepatch

"Oh I'm sorry" I say as I stare at the giant slime's eye as she looks at me disappointingly "I don't like having things stolen from me"

"that's under..understandable" the slime says rolling over on her stomach, resting her head in her hands as she looks down at me "but still, they're like children, they don't know any better, they're just playing with you"

"And I'm okay with that" I say, my breath rising from my lips as I stuff my hands in my pockets to try and keep them warm "I don't mind teasing, but the loss of my eye is painful for me, it feels weird without my eye patch"

"Oooh" the giant slime sighs, looking at the scars on my face "I forgot you kind of things don't regrow"

I stare at the giant slime as she smiles innocently, slinking back like a kid that was just caught eating sweets in the dead of night.

"Toi, toitoitoi tooooi" the slime says, sounding guilty as I turn and look down at it as it kneels next to me, holding my slime coated eye patch in its hands as it looks up at me, its hair shivering as it's lips shake, like it's about to cry.

I sigh, shaking my head. Don't feel guilty, don't feel guilty

What do you do?
[]take it and go back to camp
[]let her keep it
[] Play with the slimes for a bit 1d100
[] bring the rest of your friends here
[] Soooo, what do you guys do out here?
[]pat the slime on the head
[] write in

>>44349041
[] Soooo, what do you guys do out here?
[]pat the slime on the head
Would it be cool to bring my friends over?

>>44349041
>[]pat the slime on the head
>[] Soooo, what do you guys do out here?

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>44349041
>[] Soooo, what do you guys do out here?
>[]pat the slime on the head
>[] Play with the slimes for a bit 1d100

>>44349041
>Put the patch back on, try not to think about the slime oozing off it
>Give her an awkward hug and back pat to show her there's no hard feelings
>Ask them what it's like being gelatinous. What do they get up to in their spare time? What are their aspirations in life?

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>44349110
Also
>[] Play with the slimes for a bit 1d100

I look down at the cowering slime in front of me, ripples running through her eyes as she looks up at me, the rest of her quivering like a cup of jello. I smile sweetly, and kneel down to pat her on the head, she makes a weird er...bubbling sound as I press my hand against her head, wincing as I feel the warm sludge wrap around my fingers like little tentacles, eergh it feels weird, but not bad...I think bailey would like it more than I do, for some reason.

It forces me to pet it, rubbing the rest of its head against my palm as the other slimes go back to being slimes, meandering about, though two come and start harassing Little green by pushing it back and forth, making the poor little hiver clinger close to my legs, hissing and chattering nervously.

"So what do you guys do out here?" I ask as I continue to rub and pat the slime, haven't I pet you enough, seriously I can't stay here forever, stop pulling my hand back

"what?" the big slime asks, tilting her head

"What" I say slowly, raising a finger, counting with each word "do you do out here"

"Oh, drink water, have fun, eat fruit" she says shrugging "you know slime things, we don't do much"

"Oh" I say, don't know what I was expecting her to say

What do you say?
[] Soo I need to go now
[] want to meet my friends?
[] Err can you let go
[] How did you get so big anyways
[]....SO you don't hurt humans right?
[]...so you don't really do anything
[] oh they're not going to hurt you little green
[] say do you know where any other monster are
[] can I keep this one?
[] write in

>>44349388
>[] How did you get so big anyways
>[]....SO you don't hurt humans right?
>[]...so you don't really do anything
>[] oh they're not going to hurt you little green

>>44349388
>[] oh they're not going to hurt you little green
>[] want to meet my friends?

>>44349388
>[] How did you get so big anyways
>[]....SO you don't hurt humans right?
>[]...so you don't really do anything
>[] oh they're not going to hurt you little green
>[] want to meet my friends?

>>44349388
[] How did you get so big anyways
[]....SO you don't hurt humans right?
[]...so you don't really do anything
[] oh they're not going to hurt you little green
[] want to meet my friends?

"So how did you get so big anyways?" I ask as I grab my arm and try to pull it out of the slime's hair and head

"Oh me?" the slime asks as she sits up, a third hand forming in her stomach to point at herself as she cross her arms "Oh I just can't get out of the rain fast enough"

"....I was hoping for something a bit..well more impressive I guess" I sigh as I manage to pull my hand out of the slime's head, only for her to bite it, leaving me to have to pull it out of her mouth, which feels even weirder than the rest of her

"I also ate lots of fruit and vegetables" She says, posing as she flexes her "muscles"

"riiight, and actually now I'm wondering"I say as I step between Little green and the slimes that are bulling it "oh don't worry they aren't going to hurt you"

"....if you say so master" little green whimpers, hiding behind me feet as I manage to get my hand out of the slime

"but that isn't a question" the big slime says tilting her head, frowning

"Let me finish, how did you learn to talk like this?" I ask as I wipe the slime on the side of my leather leggings

"Oh, some humans taught me" She says smiling happily

"So you don't hurt humans then?" I ask smiling happily, hmm well maybe they're safe enough for me to introduce to the others

"Of course we don't" She giggles "they just don't like us taking their food"

"Wonderful, sooo uh just wondering, would you like to meet my friends" I ask with a smirk

"Of course!" the slime cheers as the short haired slime tries to get me to pat her head again

What do you do?
[] bring your friends here
[] soo...why don't you help the humans out, seems like they could use it
[] So...do you have any idea what's down this road?
[] What's that red thing floating in you?
[]go back to camp, get back on road
[] hunt for another encounter 1d100
[] write in

>>44349639
>[] bring your friends here
>[] So...do you have any idea what's down this road?

>>44349639
>[] soo...why don't you help the humans out, seems like they could use it
>Take slimes back to camp, it's a lot easier than trying to convince Sam to come to them

>>44349639
>[] bring your friends here
>[] So...do you have any idea what's down this road?

>>44349639
[] bring your friends here
[] soo...why don't you help the humans out, seems like they could use it
[] So...do you have any idea what's down this road?

"So, why don't you help the humans, I mean it doesn't seem like you have any beef with them or anything" ask as I push the far too clingy slime away, making her pout, before she smiles and walks away "is it because you're just too lazy to or something?"

"Of course" the big slime says, nodding happily as big drops of slime fall from her head "and besides we can't do work anyways, so why bother you know"

"Yeah I think I get ya" I say nodding as I turn to go back to camp and tell my friends of the neat monsters I met, before I realize that the slimes are...sliming really close to the road we're going down...Hmm, I mean we've only been on it for like a day or maybe two but..I wonder what's down it "Say, do you know what's down that road"

"Errrgh" the big slime says as all the other ones shrink down and whimper "a bad place, no fruit, the water is foul and poison, stagant I think is the right word, the two rivers the flow through here and the treey place come from their and...I don't know I just don't like it, why do you ask?"

"No reason, just curious" I say shrugging, before I slap my thigh "come on little green"

"So we aren't going to eat any of them?" little green sighs

"How many times do I have to tell you that?" I ask as I look down at the little ant beetle

"Many, master" it says looking up at me, squinting it's eyes in a smug way

I sigh and shake my head as I stick my hands into my pockets as I see the tents come into view

"Krovachi!" The red head girl "Oh sorry, I was..just..um mr dracul told me to go looking for you"

"OH YOU HAVE TO BE SHITTING ME" Sam groans angrily as he runs from the other side of the river "you were literally right outside of the camp, oooh fuck me, well fuck, we need to get going, I don't want to have to deal with slimes today"

"I told you she just went out for a walk Sam" Lucy sighs, shaking her head "but do you listen to me? no"

"Well to be fair Lucy you did smell like you were Irish" Minor says as she waddles out of camp,
cont

>>44349943
Wearing a dark blue coat that's so fluffy it forces her to hold her arms up a bit "No offense of course but, you could've taken a bath or...shutting up now"

"Oh bitch bitch bitch" Sam groans "So you ready or are you.....Oh godammit, you were fucking around with slimes weren't you, did you at least...nope sword is clean, dammit"

"Why do you hate slimes so much Mr Dracul?" berry asks as she tries to wipe my hair clean

"I hate everything" Sam grunts, crossing his arms as he glares at the farmer girl, his trench coat and face bandages blowing behind him

"Oh nooo you don't" Lucy says teasingly

"Yeah you don't hate us" Minor says cheerfully "er..at least I hope so"

Sam smiles

What do you say?
[] Sorry sam, but I promised the slimes I'd introduce you to them
[] why do you hate slimes, they're pretty nice
[] Heey, Minor, think you can do anything with this spare slime
[]aaawww you're like a wittle penguin
[] Christ get a room already
[] you don't have to do my hair for me, Berry.
[] So, we're heading down the road towards the swamp just south of that forest we started in right
[] Why do you call him Mr dracul?
[] write in

>>44350068
>[] Sorry sam, but I promised the slimes I'd introduce you to them
>[] why do you hate slimes, they're pretty nice
>[] Heey, Minor, think you can do anything with this spare slime

>>44350068
>[] Sorry sam, but I promised the slimes I'd introduce you to them
>[] why do you hate slimes, they're pretty nice
>[] Heey, Minor, think you can do anything with this spare slime
>[]aaawww you're like a wittle penguin

>>44350068
>[] Sorry sam, but I promised the slimes I'd introduce you to them
>[] why do you hate slimes, they're pretty nice
>[] Heey, Minor, think you can do anything with this spare slime
>[] Why do you call him Mr dracul?

>>44350068
>[] Sorry sam, but I promised the slimes I'd introduce you to them
>[] why do you hate slimes, they're pretty nice
>[] Heey, Minor, think you can do anything with this spare slime

"Sorry Sam" I say with a nervous chuckle as I try to ignore berry slowly cleaning my hair with a rough brown towel "but I kind of promised them I'd introduce you to"

"Oh fuck you" Sam says, glaring at me with his blood red eyes he frowns, the scarred half of his face making me wince and clutch my own missing hey "Oh just fuck you like a bitch in a farmhouse, WHHHHHHY?! Seriously why would you even talk to those things"

"Oh come on Sam, this isn't really something that deserves you losing your mind over it" Lucy sighs as Minor waddles up to me, and watches berry clean my hair

"I fucking hate slimes" He growls, poking Lucy in the chest, making her cover it as her face turns a little redder "that is it, I hate them"

"Oh come on, how can you hate those little guys, they may be a bit touchy by they're pretty nice besides that" I say shrugging.

Sam turns suddenly and glares at me, steam rising from his nostril's like a bull

"TOITOITOITOOOI" He shouts, clenching his fists "they're fucking voice piss me off, they're like a power drill being put to my skull, I'd rather go to Lucy's funeral and sing praises about her accomplishments then"

"HEY!" Berry suddenly shouts, making Sam and Me nearly jump out of our skins in surprise and turn to her "aren't you friends, why are you arguing like a bunch of kids, you saved my town and your just bickering over nothing, AND YOU why are you so mean to Miss lucy"

"uuuburwaaah?' Sam mumbles in confusion

"Oh I know some one who'd die to hear about this" Lucy says, smiling impishly "Well, we're friends we...just like yelling at eachother"

"...Only enemies and people who are more than friends yell as much as you two do" Berry huffs "then again, Mr Dracul does like yelling a lot...so maybe he just enjoys ordering people around...er...why isn't he saying anything!"

"I think..you broke him" I say as Sam stares into the distance with a look of disgust on his face as Lucy shakes her head and hands rapidly

"No no, oh god no" She
cont

>>44350414
Says as Sam starts making himself wretch "Nooo we're friends, friends yell at eachother all the time"

"None of my friends do" Berry says shrugging as she walks away

"So, we're going to see the slime right?" Minor asks as she grabs the discard towel off the dirt "Because I think I'd like to meet them er...with or without sam"

"Why are you picking that up?" I ask pointing at the towel

"Oh, slime is a wonderful material for making things and" She says with a beaming smile before it fall "you want me to make you something don't you?"

What do you do?
[] get minor to make something
[] try to fix sam
[] tease Lucy
[] try to explain the situation to berry without revealing anything to secret
[] go to the slimes
[] write in

>>44350506
>[] get minor to make something
>[] try to fix sam
>[] tease Lucy
>[] go to the slimes
Let's get our armor repaired and maybe improved.

>>44350506
>[] try to fix sam
>[] go to the slimes

>>44350506
>[] try to fix sam
>[] go to the slimes

>>44350506
>[] try to fix sam
>[] try to explain the situation to berry without revealing anything to secret
all friendships are different, they're friendship takes the form of them always trying to outdo each other and yelling at each other. If they truly hated each other one or both of them would be dead by now.
>[] go to the slimes
Distraction GO!!

"First lesson Berry, everyone has different ways of showing their...camaraderie with eachother, Lucy and Sam just tend to yell at eachother" I say slowly as Lucy covers her eyes, her face now a bright strawberry red

"Well, they just remind me of my parents is all" Berry says shrugging "but if that's how they show their friendship...well I guess it's okay"

I smile and nod as she walks away, back to the camp, before she stops, remembering that we were going to see the slimes. She scurries back, blushing furiously.

I shake my head and walk up to sam, who's still standing there as still as a statue...or my mom's cat. I wave my hand in front of his eyes, trying my best to ignore the scar covering half of his face, why can I look at walking corpses that are mostly rotted but I can't look at my friend's own...yeah I think I know why I can't, It just makes me feel so...worthless, I could've stopped that if I stayed by his side.

"Hey Sam, you still there buddy?" I ask as I lean closer.

roll 1d100

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>44350870

>>44350870
this should be good

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>44350870

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>44350870

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>44350870
>>44350901
fuck forgot the dice

He screams loudly, reaching out to try and tackle me. I step to the side and he stumbles to the ground with a very loud thud, groaning as he lays in the mud, Minor giggling as she walks past him. He sighs, not sounding angry for a change as he stands back up.

"Nice try Sam" I say teasingly as I offer him a hand up.

He takes it, wiping mud off his mouth as he gets back on his feet and crack his back with a groan

"Should've known you were to fast for me" He sighs shaking his head "I mean here at least, would've gotten you before"

"Sure you would've" I say, hitting his shoulder as I start to walk down the field "So you guys want to meet the slimes now?"

"Of course I do, I can barely wait in fact!" Minor says cheerfully "lead the way Krovy"

"Yeah well, they might brighten the day a bit, so why not" Lucy yawns as she holds her staff behind her head a she follows me

"But we already met them master" Little green whines as he bumps up against my leg again

"Well, I always wanted to meet one..I mean I never got to see much outside of the farm before" Berry says happily as she starts to follow me

"And we just finished packing" Sam groans, rubbing his forehead as bits of mud fall out of his hair "Fine, lets see the silly fuckers and then go"

Who do you stay near when you see the slimes?
[] Lucy
[] Sam
[] Minor
[] Little green
[] Berry
[] write in

Probably not going to be a too long of a thread, since, well tis the season

>>44351104
>[] Berry

>>44351104
>[] Sam
>[] Little green
just so they don't try anything

>>44351104
>[] Sam
>[] Little green

>>44351104
>[] Minor
[] Little green
[] Berry

>>44351104
[] Sam
[] Little green
no eating or punching guys

It doesn't take us long to find the slime again, since they're really not that far from our campsite, in fact I'm pretty sure they found us first, bursting out of the ground, making Minor cling to my leg like a scared child. I could swear sam almost burst a blood vessel from all the laughing.

Lucy seemed to like it, if she did look a bit awkward when a few of them started playing with her hair and hands, while she was unable to do anything.

Minor end up just trying to gather some slime of the ground, but that made some of the smaller one's curious, and they started to hop after her, which made the little duergar run around in panic, which I guess they thought was a game of tag, I could barely stop myself from laughing at the sight of it.

Berry just sort of watched from afar, before she got dragged into a dance with some of the more human looking slimes.

"So why are you baby sitting me then?" Sam asks as he spits on the floor, his arms crossed as a few little slimes try to get close, only for him to glare at them angrily

"So you don't punch anything" I say as I cross my legs and lean back, coming face to face with the slime before, her immediately starts playing with my hair

"Oh what are you my mother?' he groans, slumping forward a bit, covering his ears and gritting his teeth as a few of the slimes chase after eachother singing

"Master...I'm hungry" Little green whimpers "can I just have"

"No you can't" I say looking down at the giant insect curled up at my feet "and you're always hungry"

"Fiiiiine" it whimpers as it closes it's eyes "Just leave poor green here, with an empty stomach"

"Do you know how crazy you look when you talk to that?' Sam asks

what do you do?
[] make the hiver bite him
[] Yeah, I don't care
[] Oh come on, try and enjoy our selves
[]force sam to have fun
[] promise to get the hiver to eat something soon
[] Saaam, can I keep this one
[] write?

>>44351397
[] Yeah, I don't care
[]force sam to have fun
[] promise to get the hiver to eat something soon

>>44351397
>[] Yeah, I don't care
>[] Oh come on, try and enjoy our selves
>[]force sam to have fun
>[] promise to get the hiver to eat something soon
>[] Saaam, can I keep this one
>Even if you say no I'm still keeping it

>>44351397
>[] Yeah, I don't care
>[]force sam to have fun
>[] Saaam, can I keep this one

>>44351397
>] Yeah, I don't care
>[] Oh come on, try and enjoy our selves
>[]force sam to have fun
>[] promise to get the hiver to eat something soon
>[] Saaam, can I keep this one

>>44351397
>[] Yeah, I don't care
>[]force sam to have fun
>[] promise to get the hiver to eat something soon
>[] Saaam, can I keep this one
>Even if you say no I'm still keeping it

"Yeah, I don't care really" I say as I pat the hiver on the head, a dull thud echoing through the meadow of slime

"Well you should, since people already seem to be ready to burn you on a stake for no reason" Sam says angrily as he starts to stand up "I'm going back to camp, so, LET GO OF ME"

A little slime pulls on Sam's legs, singing in tois as she tries to get him to joy in the fun, and dance

"Oh come on Sam, you can't just yell at a little girl" I say flatly as he tries to pull his leg at me "Just have some fun it won't kill you"


"She isn't a girl, she's a slime and" He sighs, as he gives up on freeing his leg "FINE,I'll join little gay dance, but only because my friends are here"

"Oooh suuure" I say teasingly as Little green whines in my mind some more as the slime tries to tie my hair into a pony tail, making me giggle "that's the reason...and don't worry Little green, I'll get you something to eat soon"

"Nope, wrong, I wouldn't be here if you guys weren't here...damn you all to hell" Sam sighs heavily as he forced to dance with a slime half his height "I'll get you...no I won't haaa fuck"

"Saaaam" I say ask as I hug the slime as she manages to finish styling my hair "can I keep this one? and if you say no, I'm still keeping it"

"AAAAAAAAAARGH" Sam roars in response as he's dragged away from me

"Toi?" the slime asks, with a smile on it's face

What do you say?
[] want to live with me?
[] do you have a name or
[] Soo..do you actually understand me
[] juuust kidding
[] Oh I know I'll call you...
[] write in

I think Little green will be able to get those unsigned levels in a thread or two

>>44351673
>[] do you have a name or
>[] Soo..do you actually understand me

>>44351673
>[] want to live with me?
>[] do you have a name or
>[] Soo..do you actually understand me

>>44351673
[] Soo..do you actually understand me
[] want to live with me?
[] Oh I know I'll call you...
Blue

>>44351673
>[] do you have a name or
>[] want to live with me?

>>44351729
Nah, lets call her Poi

>>44351744
I vote we call her legion for meta reasons or sam's bane just to fuck with him some more

>>44351744
If she doesn't have a name I'll vote this.

>>44351780
And then it turns out that Sam used to play World of Warships.

"So, do you actually understand me?" I ask as I look into the slime's dark blue eyes

"Toi ti, toiah" She says nodding, her voice sounding as happy and cheerful as always

"So do you want to come with me and my friends on our adventures?" I ask tilting my head

"TOI! She shouts, pumping her fists into the air, making me jolt in surprise.

I pull my hand away from Minor friend's hilt as the slime looks at me, confused as to why I was grabbing at such a thing...or maybe what my sword even was

"So do you even have a name?" I ask

She tilts her head, her mouth open slight, as she shakes her head no.

"Oh...well you're going to need a name" I say nodding slowly "How about....poi"

She looks at me, like even she isn't impressed by my naming skills, before she smiles happily and shouts

"Poi, toi poi"

She nods her head and claps her hand together soooo I think she likes it.

"Well you probably won't be very useful in a fight would you?" I sigh, she shrugs "Well at least you'll keep things nice...and well lively I guess"

"Toi Poi" She says nodding "Ti toi"

"Oh I have nooo idea what you're saying" I giggle as I pat her on the head.

Minion Gained Poi *slime, can think, can't talk human, has 2 unsigned levels that can be assigned*
And we'll end here

that will have to wait till next thread, so more people get a vote on what class Poi takes and how she'll "help" if she helps at all

Sorry for the short thread, but I may be dragged into christmas shopping sometime soon
and this thread was just meant for character building
and general light fun

Also good thing you didn't crit fail during the patrol part, because then you would've had a bad time

I'll answer questions

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>>44351989
>because then you would've had a bad time
DETERMINATION!

>>44351989
bad time how? Like demon mom bad time or dragon bad time?

>>44351989
I don't supose Poi will learn how to speak english if she levels enough?

>>44351989
Are there any requirements for Little Green to metamorphose besides time?

>>44351989
HM, I think I found a potential theme song for Katie/Krovachi.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e1UUAhZ3JzM
What do you think?

>>44352033
Yes

>>44352029
That is a pretty good description of "Krovachi"

>>44352088
Food, hiver's are insects, they need to eat to grow, and I think that since you'll be in the swamp for awhile, for a few reasons, it'll get more than it's share and then, turn into a real hiver, and you can choose what kind it becomes

>>44352085
She will, she'll need you or someone else to teach
or
other methods

>>44352089
That new album is fucking great

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>>44352133
>That is a pretty good description of "Krovachi"
So is this.

>>44352089
Oooooh I like this
the lyrics actually fit pretty well to
Almost like Yandemon is singing to her

Also you may come on a pretty big city soonish

>>44352213

Yeah, it is

I also suspect She'll come out next thread,
since the swamp is where the monsters you found in the forest came from

Fun fun

>>44352245
Obligatory "Next thread when?"

>>44352267
Probably not long after the unfortunate magical girl thread

>>44352166
indeed.

>>44352298
How is Sam gonna react to Krovachi calling the slime Poi? Because it would be very funny if he used to play World of Warships and were one of those people that got pissed at Poi spam in the chat window.

>>44352381
Be patient, I think I'll reference the source of the Poi, if I do it at all

>>44352298
Hey HM, I had an idea for a high tier mad swordsman ability, and I wanted to run it past you real quick

Crimson Christening: The swordsman plunges their blade(s) into their chest, dealing damage to themselves equal to 1/6 their total life. In exchange, their weapons create a wave of blood with everything swing, serving as a ranged magic attack that procs automatically with each attack or skill, as well as causing enemies to bleed, dealing damage over time so long as "crimson christening" remains in effect.
If used during bloody curse, damage caused by attacks ignores a percentage of the targets armor.

I do have a bit of lore fluff for this skill as well if you want it.

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>>44352505
Hmm
I think I could fit that in, I like the sound of it personally

>>44352531
the ignoring armor thing was based on the idea that it temporarily strengthens the connection between the sword and the spirit, causing it to fade ever so slightly out of reality when it swings. It would also ignore any damage reduction ghosts or other insubstantial creatures had if I knew that was in this game.

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>>44352552
yeah I have a pretty good idea how you'd get this ability now

>>44352591
I figured that mad swordsmans higher tier skills would probably involve a lot of blood base magic since there's only so many ways you can swing a sword that isnt just copying the duelist class, so I went with that idea.

Had another one in the works, "Old Blood Rages" where the user basically turns into a ghost made of blood and gains a big buff to damage resistance, armor penetration, and damage, while taking a large penalty to speed and dexterity.

>>44352655
Well these kinds of abilities won't appear for awhile, since they will be high tier

>>44352705
Well yeah I figured so. Which is why I made them so convoluted/awesome.

>>44352705
I mean I even had another one where the MS creates a spectral clone of themselves that shares all their stats and skills, but either has a small HP pool, or shares it with the original. "Broken Soul"

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>>44352793
hey your suggestions are just adding more fuel for when you guys become Daltross strong, The battles are going to be fun to write when it comes to it

>>44352705
If we're throwing out ideas, I have this one to pitch

"Red Mist": Wounds caused by the Mad Swordsman give off an intoxicating red haze that is only precieved by the swordsman. When fighting a target with less than half health or possessing a bleed effect, they receive 50% of their bloody curse bonus against that target as they loose themselves. If the swordsman is instead already in their cursed state, they are able to track a wounded opponent by the mist.

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>>44352951
Alternative name- Bloodseeker

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>>44352951
I know What I'm going to call these abilities

Mother's gifts

which is a hint

>>44353021
you know most people don't actually care about what we turn into until we arrive at the point of no return at which point a flame war will start with people who want to go all the way and the other half the suddenly wants to go back and the people who where against it say I told you so the whole way through right?

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>>44353166
yep
but each path will have cool shit in it

>>44353166
Such are "big choices".