>>44388938
>Twitter: https://twitter.com/OrkQuestQM
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>>44388938
>Use the downed boy as a shield and charge!
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!

>>44388938
This >>44388953

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>>44388941
Ops, forgot pic.

Well then.
>>44388953
wins.

>3d6

Rolled 2, 1, 1 = 4 (3d6)

>>44389055

Rolled 6, 3, 1 = 10 (3d6)

>>44389055

Not a whole traffic. Will wait 5 more mins, if no more rolls appear, I'll roll the third one myself.

Rolled 2, 5, 3 = 10 (3d6)

>>44389055

Rolled 3, 2, 5 = 10 (3d6)

>>44389055

holy shit, 10 is highest.

Writing.

>>44388938
If you can't go in yourself, you'll go in with someone else at the front. The moment you get close enough to the corpse, you spring into action. Picking it up by the neck and moving it in front of you, your legs then react by moving you onward and charge head first towards the staff wielding human.

Your nobz follow the lead, the boyz not so much. The four of you charge from different directions, but the moment you get halfway in, you hear something metallic bang on the floor and soon after that, your feet lose ground as your entire weight is slowly lifted up and pushed back in floating manner.

The throwback makes you grunt, you land not too far away from where you charged, barely making any advancement, the same happens to your nobz besides one of them, who the human apparently focused on because you hear him yell before almost falling out of the window, hanging on with one hand.

>Charge again!
>Return to throwing things again.

BRUTAL CUNNIN action (2p.)

>Do both at once.
>?

>>44389410
>Charge again!

>>44389410
>Charge again!

Charging wins.
>3d6

Rolled 4, 2, 3 = 9 (3d6)

>>44389562

Alright sorry folks but this is clearly not working, I guess saturday was too early. I'll run again at some later time. Abandoning thread.

>inb4 people wave in just as I post this.

I'm here

>>44389630
Me too :(

Welp i Just got here :(

>>44389630
awww man, false alert?

>>44389630
>>inb4 people wave in just as I post this.
Here's the wave where's the quests

AIGHT THEN.

Give me ~15 minutes, mean while. Let's scratch all rolls for the newest one and roll again.

>3d6

Rolled 3, 4, 5 = 12 (3d6)

>>44390268
charge
"Well I donf belife you humie!"

Rolled 4, 1, 5 = 10 (3d6)

>>44390268

one more for >>44389410
charging again.

Rolled 3, 4, 5 = 12 (3d6)

>>44390268

12 is highest. Writing.

Can peopel roll for me im on my Phone

You are not one to stop when something fails just once and otherwise is proven to be working most of the cases. Getting up with a roar of anger, you rush in again, the boyz are clearly not wanting any of this action considering how the human is throwing you and your nobz about. Clearly, obedience is something you will need to work on with them once you're done with this pansy human.

The two second in command charge as well, yet the result is the same; with a yell the human slams his staff on the ground, the shockwave generated from it is enough to sent you all flying back, but you got closer, and the knockback was not nearly enough to push you back completely yet again.

The third nob must have apparently got back into the tower reasonably recently because as soon as your body hits the floor, you hear him scream and charge onward. The weirdboy human is clearly surprised and stebbed back, barely dodging the wild, downward swing of your nob. Having stepped to the side, he immediately waves his staff around and the glowing crystal erupts in flame and bashes your ork, sending him back with flame clinging onto the part of his body where the staff touched him.

>He's clearly distracted, charge!
>Keep it at distance, throw something.

BRUTAL CUNNIN action(2p):
>?

>>44390629
>He's clearly distracted, charge!

>>44390629
>He's clearly distracted, charge!
If we were a puny human, we would be the very definition of insanity. But as an ork, we are just tenssius

>>44390629
>He's clearly distracted, charge!

charging wins
>3d6

Rolled 2, 4, 1 = 7 (3d6)

>>44390746

Rolled 4, 5, 4 = 13 (3d6)

>>44390629

Rolled 5, 2, 6 = 13 (3d6)

>>44390746

13 highest. Writing.

>>44390629
"RrrRAUGH! ET'S JUST ONE PUNY 'UMIE!" You yell to yourself to remind yourself just who exactly you're fighting. One simple small human, clearly something's wrong with this and you won't let it to be that way anymore.

One more time you stand up and rush in, breathing heavily and grasping your weapon. In few stomps you close in the gap and finally enter range where you feel most comfortable in, the melee range.

With a roar, your arms swing from bottom right to upper left, aiming for the superbly squishy body of this human, who just barely noticed you. He backs off again with a 'WHOAH!' escaping his mouth, barely avoiding the sticking out fang, and then he raises his staff and points it right at your chest.

Energy cackles trough the crystal, you know perfectly what will hit you, so you hit it first. Letting go of your weapon in the after swing, your hand reaches down and grasps the glowy rock and you groan with pain that stacks on you immensely, the limb shaking uncontrollably and going numb in mere seconds. But the expression on the human's face is all you need to figure out just how badly this will end, especially for him because the Nobz behind you now rush in, weapons raised above their heads, just ready to swing.

>Finish the job yourself, crush the gem, then crush the human.
>Tough it out, let your Nobz do the job.
>No time, pull the human in and get very, very personal.

BRUTAL CUNNIN action (2p.)
>?

>>44390923
>No time, pull the human in and get very, very personal.
Are we big enuff to bit it's head off? Sounds disgusfing, but good brain-food.

>>44390923
>Finish the job yourself, crush the gem, then crush the human.
Crush the human, with the gem.

>>44390957
Not exactly, hard to get a good bite almost directly from above.

>>44391004
In this case, i cange my vote to
>Tough it out, let your Nobz do the job.
what doesn't kill you.. makes you bigger!

>>44390923
>BRUTAL CUNNIN action
Steal the staff we need a weird boy

5 more wins, otherwise rolling 1d3 to decide.

>9 posters
>3 votes
>;_;

>>44391251
Meant 5 minutes jesus.

>>44390923
>No time, pull the human in and get very, very personal.

>>44391251
I'm with the use of brutal kunning point then. belay >>44391055
My whole motive was to get the gem intact either for a weirdboy, or as a power source to tinker with.

Pulling in wins.

>3d6

>>44391312
Oh well I can't count. >>44391301
Stealing wins.

>3d6

Rolled 3, 4, 4 = 11 (3d6)

>>44391312

>>44391346
wait, isn't that the same?

>>44391346

>>44391367
No, pulling in was for both, stealing just the crystal would require fiddling with it a bit, you think the crystal is just glued in on there?

Rolled 2, 6, 5 = 13 (3d6)

>>44391367

Rolled 6, 4, 5 = 15 (3d6)

>>44391346

>>44391408
hmmmmm Humies are craftier than I thought.

>>44391408
Never fucking seen this before but its orks, So I'm here.

15 is highest, writing.

>>44391441
I thought this quest was dead for a long time, but here it is, and it's still using the color scheme I suggested for it. I'd like to release a happy ho-ho-ho

Rolled 2, 4, 3 = 9 (3d6)

Don't mind me, just rolling for shenanigans.

>>44391474
had I dropped it, I would say so on twitter.

>>44390923
This is the source of the entire shenanigans, you can't let the human have it, after all, throwing lightning is something you want to do yourself.

With another grunt of immense pain, you act by dropping your weapon and stepping in. You anchor the staff between your body and arm and keep the human at bay with your back while you fiddle with the crystal that keeps being an awesome nuisance.

The time is of essence, the Nobz rushed in the moment you got yourself comfortable and promptly forced the human to let go and scramble, giving you all the needed time to work the protections. Fighting with the pain, you fiddle with what moves and you rip what refuses to move and barely just in time, mere seconds before you would drop the staff due to the complete numbness in your hand. You force the locks open and the crystal is released from the base.

The power that was inside promptly dies off in few moments, and as you take your time to observe it, you barely notice what's happening behind you, barely because the thing that dragged your attention back was the all too familiar sound of lightning striking flesh, orkish flesh.

Quickly turning around, you see how the two capable Nobz are quickly pushed aside, one holding his shoulder, they all step back from the human who now begins to float. Weird, red colors shape around him, pulling him into air and cause him to do so, the glow of these red and pink colors feels all too similiar to you, especially since the armor you're wearing reacts to it in a very weird fashion; it tickles you and tightens before turning very, very loose.

"So... THIS.. IS the raw power.. Why did MY MASTER TELL ME TO NEVER USE MY POWERS WITHOUT THE STAFF?! THIS... FEEELS... SO GOOOD AHAHAHAH!!!!"
>"Woit... YOU MEAN DIS ROK DOESN'T SHOOT LOIGHTING!? YOU TRICKED ME 'UMIE!" Charge.
>"...RRRRRUUAAAGHH! YOU TALK TOO MUCH 'UMIE!" Charge.
>"Wots dis.... Boyz, I fink we should.. Go." Flee.

BRUTAL CUNNIN action (2p.)
>?

>>44391665
BRUTAL CUNNIN
SMASH IM IN DA ZOGGIN GOB WITH THE STOOPID ROK

>>44391687
HAH second

>>44391687
make him eat his lies!

>>44391687
Feed it to him!

>>44391665
This xD
>>44391687

BRUTAL CUNNIN point used!

>1 brutal cunnin point left

>3d6

Rolled 4, 4, 6 = 14 (3d6)

>>44391795

Rolled 6, 1, 5 = 12 (3d6)

>>44391795

Rolled 6, 2, 2 = 10 (3d6)

>>44391795

14 is highest, writing.

>>44391665
Now, you don't know what's happening, nor do you particularly care about that, you know one thing for sure however, and that is that you wasted effort, time and lost your hype for shooting lightning bolts, and that's something you can't forgive.

The numbness spread to the elbow, but you aren't able to care for that too much and you raise your hand in despite the lack of feeling in it and prepare the crystal. Then you rush in with a very, very angry WAAAGH on your face.

"YOU'Z CAN KEEP DA STOOPID ROK YOU ZOGGING 'UMIE!" You yell out in anger, as the human's hand points at you, your body tilts to the side making you zigzag from the bolt of lightning, and before your target can retaliate again, you are already where you want to be.
With a yell, you swing your arm as if it was something heavy, no grace that is accompanies natural movement because of the numbness, but you don't care. And your anger quickly turns into happiness as the rock smashes itself into bits and crushes his jaw. You can swear that the time slowed down, which is even better because you can see how the flesh rips and gives weight under your slam.(cont.)

>>44392029
However, the time actually slowed down as you feel yourself slowly float upwards, the energies surrounding the human whirl and twist around, lunging at the broken crystal. But before they connect, wave of energy emits from the crystal itself. In a flash of blinding light, you're thrown back to where you were.
Grunting, you stand up and look up at the weirdhuman, only to find him being disgustingly ripped to shreds from inside. His screams are muffled by the sound of his skin growing, literally. It expands and the outside shell is ripped in gore, the muscles push themselves out, pumped blood making it bulge in the rhythm of his heart.

This doesn't stop and soon the human's chest grows even further, the clothes he had are ripped to shreds and reveal that his legs twist with horrible crunching manner as they reconfigure into legs those of a horse. Hooves for feet and gaining 3 bending joints.

The head twists itself upside down and makes one full turn, the grimaces of pain become quickly irrelevant as a massive head adorned with two horns takes place instead of the one that was there before.

"SHOW ME YOUR WILL TO FIGHT, ORK!"

The towering over you, red demon said, the arm that's about twice as big as yours is raised and hand opened. After that gesture, the magical energies concentrate in it and materialize into a humongous, wicked axe.

>What do you do, boss?

>One Nob is completely capable of fight, one is heavily wounded and one seems dead.
>Your boyz are nowhere to be seen.

>>44392047
NOW DIS IS A FOIGHT!
AXE HIM HIS NAME WITH THE POISON END!

Guys I think we accidentally a daemon.

>>44392047
Zog it, roar out your louded, boss-est WAAAAGH to get your boyz running, then you and your remaining nobz get stuck in. Not like we can, or should, run from this.

>>44392073
>Guys I think we accidentally a daemon.
We knew what would happen! WE WANTED A ROIGHT GOOD FIGHT! WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

Attacking wins.

>3d6

>Do you ask him for his name?

>>44392047
Huh, big humie is mooor orky! Just wrong coloh! and yuh don need dis!
>Chop his leg off

Rolled 3, 5, 4 = 12 (3d6)

>>44392153
Sure ask for name to go along wif the new skull.

Rolled 6, 1, 4 = 11 (3d6)

>>44392153
No, WE DECLARE OUR NAME! AND OUR TITLES!

Rolled 5, 2, 1 = 8 (3d6)

>>44392153
Sure. If we're gonna kill something this killy lookin' we should be able to brag with its name.

Rolled 5, 4, 3 = 12 (3d6)

>>44392153
Wut shoul I name yer skull reddie?

>>44392168
>>44392214
OI WE GET DA HEAD NOT DA SKULL....YOUZ BOYZ IS ACTIN STRANGE!

12 is highest.

Remember you can spend a point for a reroll.

Otherwise, writing.

>>44392251
Reroll please. Something tells me 12 won't do it.

>>44392251
I say we wait for that reroll untill we are in obviously deep shit/roll abismally bad

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>>44392290
Yes but the chances of us rolling better aren't as good as having a brutal kunning point in the reserve in my opinion. 12 is in the upper half

>>44392047
Such challenge you cannot simply ignore and refuse. After all, you are no ork if you stray from a good krumping.

Your leg starts to stomp the floor, soon your fists start to clap together, in the show of prowess you entice the standing nobz and they follow your example while the demon does nothing but wait, seemingly unimpressed. Soon enough your hands beat your chest before you bellow the loudest WAAGH your voice is capable of and you rush to battle, grabbing your hammer along the way.

The demon puts his legs away and sticks his chest out, carefully eyeing your advance from 3 sides before raising the wicked blade and grab it with both hands. The wounded Nob is the first to be in range of attack, the red monster's head twitched towards that Nob before his entire body spun around.

The blade went through your commander like he was made out of paper, blood, guts and gore almost explode from the cut as he falls down, but the demon doesn't follow the spin trough and stops right after cleaving trough your ork and twists back towards the other direction and you happen to be in the way.

Barely, your hammer stops the heavy cleave, the hammer splinters almost apart as the blade digs into the bone, you doubt it can survive head on hits much more. So can your body, maybe if it wasn't for that numbness you wouldn't be forced into the air for a solid second and forced to buckle your legs at the landing.

Your other Nob jumps up and his blade swings to the side, but the demon lets go of the axe with one hand and swiftly smashes his now free hand into the ork, sending him flying into the wall with a loud crack of stones as they give way from the impact. The greenskin slumps down onto the ground, grunting from pain.

"AAHHAHAH! Wot's your name red boy!?"
"I'M MONTEZUM, GREENSKIN. AND SOON, I WILL BE ALSO YOUR DEATH!"

>Power trough.
>Pull your hammer out, force clashes.
>Something else?

BRUTAL CUNNIN action(1p.)

>?

>>44392516
>Pull your hammer out, force clashes.

>>44392516
We are high in the tower right? Anyone in favor of using a brutal kunning point, and trying to trip him over the edge?

>>44392516
Oi! How crumbly's the floor gettin with all this muckin' about? Maybe it's the red boy's turn ta walk his way up the tower?

>>44392568
No holes unless you somehow make them.

Actually. I have to fucking go now, great timing per usual. Shorter thread but oh well, fun was had.

I'll try to archive now.

>>44392568
Nah that wouldn't kill it or really hurt it at all, It's a daemon.

>>44392598
Surprisingly solid, do remember there was a pillar in the middle of the tower.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/44388938/

the archive. I'll try to run at monday.

>>44392599
wasn't one of our nobz almost pushed off, and barely held on?

>>44392610
You know, staying among the still kicking orks is also important objective for a boss.

>>44392648
Have a good day, Boss.

>>44392516
>Something else?
WE'Z DA FASTEST AND SMARTEST SO WE DODGE!